The keypad chimes with a succesful sounding tone you go to pull the handle, it refuses to budge kim rubs the bridge of his nose in frustration realizing you have just locked the previously unlocked door
I feel like that last line could've also been Kim. Harry, after entering the correct code: "And this is why the Dick Mullen fandom could either rule the world or end it..." Kim, exasperated: "Your deductions are great and all, but unnecessary. The light is green. The door was already open."
@SkyMistless I showed this video to some people that played it and asked them how accurate it was as I haven't played it (yet(maybe)) and they said "incredibly"
Fortunately I know someone who works with alarms and they told me 3 important facts: 1- the colors don't mean anything. Green could mean open or ready or cleared alarm. It's just a wire that you optionally shuffle to mean what you want. 2- most of these don't have a tamper alarm so you can easily take it off the wall and move one wire (assuming you know what wire it is) to open the door. 3- they've done this several times
People picture an offensive security expert delicately picking a lock or deducing the code on a keypad from context clues, but they're just as likely to slip a wire under the door and pull on the handle from the other side, climb through a window that was left cracked open, or--if rules of engagement permit--kick the door down.
LPL shows you how to bypass some of these with a magnet, and others with a paperclip, if you understand the inner workings, nothing is really that secure.
@@GingerNingerGames Frankly, most locks are made to make it obvious that you're trespassing, not to stop you from entering. And that's, in part, because most businesses don't care about what an especially smart criminal will do--because an especially smart criminal would just smash the plate glass window and get out with his winnings before the cops show up. More than that...an especially smart criminal is probably not gonna target a business physically in the first place, so the lock doesn't have to stop an actual lockpicking expert, it just has to stop a guy who jiggles the handle and walks away if it's locked.
The stairway door down the way in the building has a 3 digit mechanical lock and you need to press them simultaneously. I have forgotten the code but my hand remembers.
sisyphus was canonically asleep in the prison for a long loong time, he always could have escaped. the only thing that caused the prison to fail was sisyphus waking up from the panopticon's fight with v1 p-3 boss name leaked, name is flesh pandemonium real
"The Sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it..." Ok I get it, it's hyperbole. But the Sherlock fandom probably doesn't even tell the waiter when their order comes out wrong.
Nah nah they watch police procedurals they could totally kill you and make it look like an accident /s It's a bunch of teens having fun. They are cringe, but so were we all at that age.
@@Xezian It's so hilariously random The only time I've ever heard Karening being mentioned in context of Doctor Who is playful jokes about Jodie Whittaker's looks, when she had just started being the 13th Doctor
@@Xezian I think it's based on the newer seasons of doctor who which are ridiculously terribly written and involved obscene pandering to female audiences.
Interesting convo, but likely wrong. 0719 is the code. 0 is most worn, so almost undoubtedly first per skil oils. Now look at the wear pattern around each button and imagine someone pressing 0-7-1-9 and you'll see that the wear pattern is like a shadow or blood splatter colinear with the previous number. The wear pattern is pointed directionally away from the previous number because your finger is moving in that direction, and overshooting slightly causes wear behind the button. Finally, these locks are just a birthday in most cases. July 19th in this case.
At my work the button that's worn out the most is the last one which is pressed the hardest usually... I find myself pressing the last button hard as I push a little on it and slide as I straighten myself and go to the now unlocked door... Assuming most people do the same that's why it's more worn out. The buttons on my keyboard do the same, the ones pressed harder or I had to reach further with my finger thus pressing it harder and sliding are worn out more than the other buttons.
I had a similar thought process. However I think they are more likely to undershoot than overshoot. So I came up with 9017. 9 seems the most probable for the first because it seems the most precisely controlled. 9170 also makes sense.
@@blackdragonwolve8317 also when you press a last button your finger didn't have that much grease and friction force is higher so paint wears off a lot faster
glad to know my choice to prioritize Psyche when customizing my first game was accurate to me irl, literally all the psyche abilities deductions in this video were my thoughts
Bold of them to assume that the lock wasn’t purposely made to look like the 4 digits were 1, 7, 9, and 0 when in reality the buttons are made so well they don’t degrade from use and the password is 3748
The green light doesn't necessarily mean the door's unlocked. For our lock at work, green means "Alarm is on", and when it's unarmed, another orange light comes on to draw your attention to the box, so you don't leave without arming it.
The security door at my work is similar. Green light: Door secure. Red light and siren: door unsecured, close door immediately. Orange flash with beep: wrong code. All lights flashing buzz: correct code, door unlocks for 30 seconds. All lights out: power outage, external access disabled. Use manual override to exit.
Why does this narration and the thought that it is the volition that says it makes my spine shiver? As if your will to live tells you indirectly that in reality, the doors are already open, all lights are green. Give your self a chance. You live a life already, dont squander it.
This particular video motivated me to add Disco Elysium to the wish list a couple months ago. Last week I finally decided to play the game, and yesterday I finished it (one of the endings). The experience was unique.
Everything about this, the editing, the ai voices, the background music, all comes together in a beautifully surreal type of way. EDIT: on second thought we needed encyclopedia to chime in and tell us the history of keypad lock combinations and have it be very long and very unnecessary.
0 because the paint is fully worn off and therefore pushed squarely. 9 because the paint is slightly worn off at the top. 7, because the paint is worn on the left, and finally 1 because the paint is worn on the top.
And this is the reason why i would at least use a 6 digit code, and one of those silicone covers, or rather keep the pad as decoy while the door opens after i press a nearby screw for 3sec.
There was another response in that thread from a guy who looked up the keypad and found that the sequence of the numbers doesn’t matter. 1970, 0179, 9701, 7019, etc., any combination of the numbers would work.
Last check should’ve been Perception trivial but still a fantastic meme. Best Narrator voice I’ve heard so far as well. Others try and be deep voiced and Bri’ish You’ve nailed the pops, cadence and stresses on each syllable and also the black Britishness of the voices
No,wait. The confirm button is not worn off. So we can infer the worn off buttons are decoy. Maybe the green light is also a decoy?! The door is not open?!!!?
Reminds me of this operators challenge show. Where they had a bunch of military people compete to see "who was most elite" one of the best challenges was 9 different types of doors they had to break through to beat the challenge. All just lined up in a row and just the doors and frames so you could see the race. The 8th door was always unlocked but literally only 2 people checked it in the 50+ contestants they had on. And of course one dude just ran past all the door frames saying, if there's not a wall attached to them it's not really secure. So I did the challenge correctly.😂😂
Another idea to consider: The direction of wear on the keys (but even better visible on the backboard!) could indicate that the 1 and 7 are typed with a movement coming from below (you might slip over the button and touch it at the top, thus wearing off more over time). 0 is even to bottom-worn, 9 even to top-worn. Although this depends on the exact height of the pad; standing in front of it, i‘d probably reconsider some thoughts. Therefore, I would try e.g. 9-0-7-1 relatively early out of all 24 combinations.
Funny that Dick Mullen is supposed to be some cool, smart, and badass detective when in real life Nick Mullens is just some comedian from New York. Hell, he didn't even uncover any of the Epstien/Pizzagate shit, he just reported and popularized it.
![Low quality memes i stole from discord but the memes get progressively better [V5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-YkO0vJYHg/mqdefault.jpg)
1. Input 1970
2. Input 0791
3. "Look Kim, a secured door"
4. Leave
Physical instrument [Legendary - 14]
Kick the door in
Kim pulls the door handle. It opens
5. Open the the door That's open
The keypad chimes with a succesful sounding tone
you go to pull the handle, it refuses to budge
kim rubs the bridge of his nose in frustration realizing you have just locked the previously unlocked door
the code being 1709 because it is 17/09 instead of 1970
I wish I could hear Disco Elysium thoughts in my day-to-day life.
Uh, then Half-Light kicks in every time.
Been doing it for 3 months now - Volition, Empathy, Half-Light and Electrochemistry arguing all the time 😂
@@El_Dissident Sorry thats just schizophrenia
@@peterondrus7065 no no no, don't listen to him bratan, don't take you meds... in a disco style
I have disco elitism thoguhts i nmy head ecery day but they just tell me to buy more knives 😢
"One, one, one... uhhh... one!"
Physical Instrument [Legendary - 21] INCOMIIIIIIING
"Hey! The briefcase is still here!"
In that video, you can see the "1" key is the only one with signs of wear
@@rosethorne9155
Gentlemen.
the pornography has breached our defenses
I feel like that last line could've also been Kim.
Harry, after entering the correct code: "And this is why the Dick Mullen fandom could either rule the world or end it..."
Kim, exasperated: "Your deductions are great and all, but unnecessary. The light is green. The door was already open."
Kim would probably say “Detective , your deductions are correct. But the light is green , the door was already open”
How did you make the disco Elysium voices?
@@iamthebuginsideyou5911 might be ai theres a few out there replicating popular voices
It makes a lot of sense. Kim probably has a good Drama and Volition
@@iamthebuginsideyou5911 read the description.
Creating an overcomplicated solution to a problem you don't actually have is even more Sherlock Holmes
And this is why we all need a John Watson sometimes
*Dick Mullens
Dick mullen*
it's violins all the way down
REACTION SPEED [Trivial: Failure] - Those are some cool futuristic lights above the panel.
I want a reaction speed failure that gives you the perfect comeback for an argument but five hours later
@@RichardJohnson-wd1gp Isn't that already a thing though? xD
thanks for changing Sherlock Holmes to Dick Mullen
My pleasure
Who's Dick Mullen?
But why though?
@@psiseven It's ingame analogue of Sherlock basically
my best friends Dick Mullen, Stavros Hjemdallermann, and Adam Measurehead
Volition is always such a chad
It's the only one that's on your side
Spending ages figuring out how to crack the code only to be told it didn't matter as the door was already open is so disco Elysium
I keep dying at Electrochemistry’s singular contribution of
“woah.”
this is one of the top tiers disco elysium memes I've ever seen its sooo good
I appreciate it, thank you~
@SkyMistless I showed this video to some people that played it and asked them how accurate it was as I haven't played it (yet(maybe)) and they said "incredibly"
What’s disco Elysium
Fortunately I know someone who works with alarms and they told me 3 important facts:
1- the colors don't mean anything. Green could mean open or ready or cleared alarm. It's just a wire that you optionally shuffle to mean what you want.
2- most of these don't have a tamper alarm so you can easily take it off the wall and move one wire (assuming you know what wire it is) to open the door.
3- they've done this several times
Thanks, Interfacing.
That's actually pretty sick.
People picture an offensive security expert delicately picking a lock or deducing the code on a keypad from context clues, but they're just as likely to slip a wire under the door and pull on the handle from the other side, climb through a window that was left cracked open, or--if rules of engagement permit--kick the door down.
LPL shows you how to bypass some of these with a magnet, and others with a paperclip, if you understand the inner workings, nothing is really that secure.
@@GingerNingerGames Frankly, most locks are made to make it obvious that you're trespassing, not to stop you from entering. And that's, in part, because most businesses don't care about what an especially smart criminal will do--because an especially smart criminal would just smash the plate glass window and get out with his winnings before the cops show up. More than that...an especially smart criminal is probably not gonna target a business physically in the first place, so the lock doesn't have to stop an actual lockpicking expert, it just has to stop a guy who jiggles the handle and walks away if it's locked.
It's a 4 million digit code, it's only been entered once
i was thinking the same thing 😅
Logic [Trivial]: Failure
Plot twist: the order isn't important, you need to press all the buttons simultaneously.
The stairway door down the way in the building has a 3 digit mechanical lock and you need to press them simultaneously. I have forgotten the code but my hand remembers.
I remember a door in uni that was like that, I think it was a 4 digit code where the middle two needed to be input simultaneously
+1 Morale
“Yo, a Little help here?”
“Alright stand back son, 1…1…1 err, 1”
"Let's go, let's go!"
"INCOMING!"
Ahemm.
Gentlemen?
@@Blackrobe*Meet the theme starts playing and meet the spy previev shows up*
i see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound!
I love how everyone just debates what the door code is, and the last guy just goes "The light is green; it's already unlocked."
The door is already open.
Sisyphus Prime thinking on how to escape the Flesh Pandemonium
When the pandemonium isn’t what you imagined:
sisyphus was canonically asleep in the prison for a long loong time, he always could have escaped. the only thing that caused the prison to fail was sisyphus waking up from the panopticon's fight with v1
p-3 boss name leaked, name is flesh pandemonium real
This is so utterly perfect, gawd I love the skills.
The last one sounds more like one of the yellow skills like interfacing, sniping at the other skills for being too cerebral about it.
Its perfect in every possible level, even the ending
"The Sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it..."
Ok I get it, it's hyperbole. But the Sherlock fandom probably doesn't even tell the waiter when their order comes out wrong.
Better than the Doctor Who Karen's, at least
@@GigiBranconi this is a stereotype i've never heard and desperately want to hear what the fuck this means and how it came to be
Nah nah they watch police procedurals they could totally kill you and make it look like an accident /s
It's a bunch of teens having fun. They are cringe, but so were we all at that age.
@@Xezian It's so hilariously random
The only time I've ever heard Karening being mentioned in context of Doctor Who is playful jokes about Jodie Whittaker's looks, when she had just started being the 13th Doctor
@@Xezian I think it's based on the newer seasons of doctor who which are ridiculously terribly written and involved obscene pandering to female audiences.
Interesting convo, but likely wrong.
0719 is the code.
0 is most worn, so almost undoubtedly first per skil oils.
Now look at the wear pattern around each button and imagine someone pressing 0-7-1-9 and you'll see that the wear pattern is like a shadow or blood splatter colinear with the previous number. The wear pattern is pointed directionally away from the previous number because your finger is moving in that direction, and overshooting slightly causes wear behind the button.
Finally, these locks are just a birthday in most cases. July 19th in this case.
At my work the button that's worn out the most is the last one which is pressed the hardest usually... I find myself pressing the last button hard as I push a little on it and slide as I straighten myself and go to the now unlocked door... Assuming most people do the same that's why it's more worn out.
The buttons on my keyboard do the same, the ones pressed harder or I had to reach further with my finger thus pressing it harder and sliding are worn out more than the other buttons.
I had a similar thought process. However I think they are more likely to undershoot than overshoot. So I came up with 9017. 9 seems the most probable for the first because it seems the most precisely controlled.
9170 also makes sense.
@@blackdragonwolve8317 also when you press a last button your finger didn't have that much grease and friction force is higher so paint wears off a lot faster
glad to know my choice to prioritize Psyche when customizing my first game was accurate to me irl, literally all the psyche abilities deductions in this video were my thoughts
*presses all buttons simultaneously*
Reflex: trivial *you press all the buttons at the same time but only a single key is registered. You must've did it wrong.*
Volition telling you the door is open and not Perception implies Harry knew it was open but still wanted the thrill of figuring it out
I LOVE THIS!!
Bold of them to assume that the lock wasn’t purposely made to look like the 4 digits were 1, 7, 9, and 0 when in reality the buttons are made so well they don’t degrade from use and the password is 3748
Amazingly well done video, I would love to see more like this
This single handedly made me want to play the game
Do it then ;>
Pirate it tho, zaum is dead, long live zaum
@@dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bmThis is literally the only time when pirating an indie game is justified, BECAUSE IT WAS STOLEN
The green light doesn't necessarily mean the door's unlocked. For our lock at work, green means "Alarm is on", and when it's unarmed, another orange light comes on to draw your attention to the box, so you don't leave without arming it.
The security door at my work is similar.
Green light: Door secure.
Red light and siren: door unsecured, close door immediately.
Orange flash with beep: wrong code.
All lights flashing buzz: correct code, door unlocks for 30 seconds.
All lights out: power outage, external access disabled. Use manual override to exit.
Holy shit, this is AI? I genuinely thought it was the narrator's VA. The strange pauses and emphasis on random words is totally on point
1970
*beep*
Huh that was easy
It's 1970. Overthinking everything.
07/19
a birthday
@@jfacum2417/38?
@@jfacum24 Depends on the country it's in. Date format of the majority of countries is day/month.
its a 4 billion characters long.
One must imagine Kim happy
This is beautifully surreal.
Truly a mesmerizing experience.
It should have been interfacing who pointed out the alarm
"The door is already open" was so serene and encouraging
Thank you, Volition, giving hope even in the simplest things
Poster 2 is Sherlock.
Poster 5 is Watson
He sounds like Sisyphus Prime
That was an amazing twist at the end, true cinematic masterpiece, 10\10
This is probably the most technically coolest DE meme I've seen! Really awesome! Thanks!
“Kick the f***** door in”
Me imagining some 130lb neet breaking his foot on the door. XD
Nah, the reason the light is green is because there are 3, different codes, and this guy only got one right.
This could be in disco elysium 2
There is no hope. We’re not getting it.
@@friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242 not with that attitude
@@friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242 VOLITION [Impossible: Failure]
Why does this narration and the thought that it is the volition that says it makes my spine shiver? As if your will to live tells you indirectly that in reality, the doors are already open, all lights are green. Give your self a chance. You live a life already, dont squander it.
This is the best disco elysium video, bravo
it's a 5 digit number with one repeating
Intelligence vs wisdom at the end there fr fr
one, one one and uh... ONE
I feel like a lot of arguments would become much less heated if they were read like this: calmly, with a deeper harmonic voice.
Solved by Badgerdash Cumberquat
Nice work! Soo underrated
This guy sounds like sisyphus
Same voice actor!
This particular video motivated me to add Disco Elysium to the wish list a couple months ago. Last week I finally decided to play the game, and yesterday I finished it (one of the endings).
The experience was unique.
Hell yeah, I'm glad you decided to play it! Welcome to the club, Detective ;D
Maybe the real code is the friends we make along the way.
and maybe our "friends" are behind the door
As soon as I saw this intercom in combination with Disco Elysium, I immediately remembered that very long phone number and I felt a little sad...
A mathematician, a psychologist, a chemist and a philosopher walk into a bar…
BRILLIANT
doctor who ass door already open lmao
i forgot Sisyphus's VA also did this game
i love half light and physical instrument so fucking much
stealing this for a DnD puzzle...
Literally perfect
sisyphus is very sophisticated
Plot twist: The real combination on the keypad is actually not worn. The owner simply scratched up the wrong digits to fool any potential intruders.
That moment when you spend 3 minutes entering codes and pulling on the handle to no effect and someone else just walks up and pushes the door open.
Everything about this, the editing, the ai voices, the background music, all comes together in a beautifully surreal type of way.
EDIT: on second thought we needed encyclopedia to chime in and tell us the history of keypad lock combinations and have it be very long and very unnecessary.
It took me one and a half minutes to realize
didn't expect to hear sisyphus prime reading tumblr, but here we are lol
0 because the paint is fully worn off and therefore pushed squarely. 9 because the paint is slightly worn off at the top. 7, because the paint is worn on the left, and finally 1 because the paint is worn on the top.
Came back to pray to this video
that 'woah' was the funniest shit I ever heard today
Plot twist: It is an 8 digit code composed of 4 unique digits.
Why'd they pick 0791 instead of 0719 for July 19th (assuming the door is in America, as 1907 would cover that date for Europe)?
not sure, 0719 seems the most logical
0791 = July 1991, someone’s birth month
1970 backwards?
Or it's in order of which numbers are most worn down...?
Badgerdash Cumberquat might be the best version of Benedict Cumberbatch I've ever seen.
And this is the reason why i would at least use a 6 digit code, and one of those silicone covers, or rather keep the pad as decoy while the door opens after i press a nearby screw for 3sec.
Damn they got King Sisyphus to do this vid voiceover?
Volition killed me in the end
Its exactly what I would expect from it honestly
I love this game.
Surprisingly educational
My smooth brain would just stare then I’d try a few combinations then idk give up
The last guy is the reason why Sherlock needs a Watson
There was another response in that thread from a guy who looked up the keypad and found that the sequence of the numbers doesn’t matter. 1970, 0179, 9701, 7019, etc., any combination of the numbers would work.
Your voice is so good for these
Even at the end, Watson points out the obvious we couldn't see because of the overcomplicating we were doing lmao. Truly Sherlock Holmes
"Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open."
Sounds like something John Watson would say 😂
Last check should’ve been Perception trivial but still a fantastic meme.
Best Narrator voice I’ve heard so far as well.
Others try and be deep voiced and Bri’ish
You’ve nailed the pops, cadence and stresses on each syllable and also the black Britishness of the voices
Masterpiece
No,wait. The confirm button is not worn off. So we can infer the worn off buttons are decoy.
Maybe the green light is also a decoy?! The door is not open?!!!?
There's no confirm button.
@@TengokuchiThe pound/hash sign is usually the confirm button
The entire time I was like "wait, am I the only one that sees the green light?" And now I can't stop laughing
Thanks, sisyphus
Reminds me of this operators challenge show. Where they had a bunch of military people compete to see "who was most elite" one of the best challenges was 9 different types of doors they had to break through to beat the challenge. All just lined up in a row and just the doors and frames so you could see the race. The 8th door was always unlocked but literally only 2 people checked it in the 50+ contestants they had on.
And of course one dude just ran past all the door frames saying, if there's not a wall attached to them it's not really secure. So I did the challenge correctly.😂😂
The hell king Sisyphus doing here
Yeah the visual calculus one was my first thought.
Another idea to consider: The direction of wear on the keys (but even better visible on the backboard!) could indicate that the 1 and 7 are typed with a movement coming from below (you might slip over the button and touch it at the top, thus wearing off more over time). 0 is even to bottom-worn, 9 even to top-worn. Although this depends on the exact height of the pad; standing in front of it, i‘d probably reconsider some thoughts.
Therefore, I would try e.g. 9-0-7-1 relatively early out of all 24 combinations.
Funny that Dick Mullen is supposed to be some cool, smart, and badass detective when in real life Nick Mullens is just some comedian from New York. Hell, he didn't even uncover any of the Epstien/Pizzagate shit, he just reported and popularized it.
"some comedian"
Saying that to him is an insult to life itself
@@kidkangaroo5213 You're right, I misspoke. He's just *some gay comedian.*
It sounded like Sisyphus Prime to me. Just imagining this massive solar being narrating this text is hilarious.
This is a masterpiece