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  • @rgkoopaling5299
    @rgkoopaling5299 8 місяців тому +7

    Here's my own version with 4 Kid Cartoon Characters
    My name's Verity I bust bad guys. You wanna help? Come on in. We got 4 suspects pinned down. 3 of them are guilty. Listen to their stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lie did the crime. Today we're interviewing 4 Kid Cartoon Characters from the 90s to the early 2000s. Seems 3 of them pulled off a daredevil heist on the Lovely Howz of Badges yesterday. Remember only one of these kids is telling the truth, the other 3 are lying. First up, Lucy van Pelt. Isn't she just adorable?
    Lucy van Pelt: Verity. You better tell your officers to let me go now. Or I'll pound you! I'm innocent, you hear me? Yesterday I just got back from a wildlife reserve. I saw a few mama bears with their babies. The little ones are called larvae, don't you know.
    Verity: Maybe the nickname "Mean Girl" sounds more fitting for Lucy. But what do you think? Are baby bears called larvae? Let's move on to Dora Marquez aka Dora the Explorer.
    Dora Marquez: Yes, I was in town yesterday, Verity. But I wasn't around the Lovely Howz of Badges. I was at the movie theater with my friends. We were there because it was a Dreamworks Animation film festival. We saw The Bad Guys, Trolls, and Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit.
    Verity: Those are a lot of movies for Dora to explore. But are all those films made by Dreamworks Animation? Next up, Bart Simpson aka, El Barto.
    Bart Simpson: I already get into enough hot water as it is with Homer and Skinner, Verity. So eat my shorts. After school yesterday, I went to the arcade. They were about to release a new arcade cabinet of Sonic the Hedgehog. You know, the mascot of Nintendo.
    Verity: Almost sounds like he's trying to cheat his way with extra lives. But what do you think? Is Sonic the mascot of Nintendo? Only one kid left, Pugsley Addams. Approach him with caution.
    Pugsley Addams: I may be an Addams at heart Verity. But I'm not taking the fall for those guys. Besides, I was at home all day yesterday, launching dynamite. My eyes are still dizzy from shattering at least 20 lightbulbs. The same lightbulb that was invented by Henry Ford.
    Verity: Dynamite? Whatever happened to action figures? You tell me. Did Henry Ford invent the lightbulb? Well, it was practically child's play. Each criminal all but confessed. Did you spot the mistakes?
    Lucy van Pelt: Baby bears are called larvae, don't you know.
    Verity: Even a mean girl like Lucy can see she's going to Juvie. Baby bears aren't called larvae, they're called cubs.
    GUILTY
    Bart Simpson: They were about to release a new arcade cabinet of Sonic the Hedgehog. You know, the mascot of Nintendo.
    Verity: That 8-bit story got Bart a Game Over. The mascot of Nintendo is Super Mario, not Sonic.
    GUILTY
    Pugsley Addams: The lightbulb. You know, the same one invented by Henry Ford.
    Verity: Puglsey's alibi made him blind as a bat. Henry Ford didn't invent the lightbulb Thomas Edison did.
    GUILTY
    Dora Marquez: We were there because it was a Dreamworks Animation film festival. We saw The Bad Guys, Trolls, and Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit.
    Verity: Dora isn't just a nice girl. She's an honest one too. The Bad Guys, Trolls, and Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit are all Dreamworks Animation films.
    NOT GUILTY
    Verity: Speaking of The Bad Guys. I can already see one with junior bad guys.

  • @KarlSturmgewher
    @KarlSturmgewher Рік тому +6

    Roland Emmerich gave us Independence Day "Hello boys, I'm back!"
    Panama Canal's connected to the Atlantic and Pacific.
    Tigers can be found in Asia, even China.
    Fingers can add a cannoli to celebrate his innocence.

    • @griffinaward023
      @griffinaward023 8 місяців тому +1

      Technically, tigers are originally from India. I haven’t heard about tigers living in China.

  • @ClariannaConnerVlogs
    @ClariannaConnerVlogs Місяць тому +1

    My name is Verity, I bust bad guys. You wanna help? Come on in. We got 4 suspects pinned down. 3 of them are guilty, listen to the stories and spot the mistakes. The ones that lie did the crime.
    Today, we’re interviewing the North Cambridge Gang. 3 of em robbed a local fast food restaurant. Remember only one of these mugs is telling the truth, the other 3 are lying. First up, Vinny Rizzo
    Vinny: I wasn’t at no fast food restaurant, Verity. I was at my family reunion in Jersey yesterday. In other words, Abraham Lincoln’s home
    Verity: What do you think was Lincoln born in New Jersey? Let’s move on to Dakota Lang
    Dakota: C’mon honey, I’m completely innocent. Yesterday, I was home watching a documentary on Germany. You know there are 35 dialects of German?
    Verity: 35 dialects? Do you buy it? Let’s take a listen to Solo Jackson
    Solo: Fast food? I’m a vegetarian, Verity besides I was at my local music class. I played the flute, the cello, and the Amtrak
    Verity: Are the flute, the cello, and the Amtrak musical instruments? Or is he trying to play me? Finally, let’s hear from Detroit Bronson. Guess what he does?
    Detroit: It wasn’t me, Verity. I was at the history museum for an exhibit on Steve Jobs, the inventor of the microwave and other stuff.
    Verity: Hmm, did Steve Jobs invent the Microwave? I feel like my brain is melting thinking about it. Well just like I figured. Each criminal all but confessed, did you spot the mistakes?
    Vinny: I was at my family reunion in Jersey yesterday. In other words, Abraham Lincoln’s home
    Verity: Vinny doesn’t know anything about Lincoln. He was born in Kentucky not New Jersey
    GUILTY
    Solo: I played the flute, the cello, and the Amtrak.
    Verity: I hope Solo knows how to play the jailhouse blues. Amtrak isn’t a musical instrument. It’s the name of the national passenger railroad company of the United States.
    GUILTY
    Detroit: I was at the history museum for an exhibit on Steve Jobs, the inventor of the microwave.
    Verity: The only thing Detroit invented was his story. Steve Jobs was born in 1955. The first microwave wasn’t invented until 1945
    GUILTY
    Dakota: Did you know that there are 35 dialects of German?
    Verity: Well, Dakota is right. There really are 35 dialects of German.
    NOT GUILTY
    Verity: And besides, I didn’t know about it either. I thought German was only one language.

  • @griffinaward023
    @griffinaward023 Місяць тому +1

    In case you’re curious, cannelloni is an Italian pasta dish of egg-based, tube-shaped pasta that's typically stuffed with a mixture of meat, fish, cheese, or vegetables, and then baked with sauce. The name "cannelloni" is Italian for "large reeds.” Also, your contact lenses may get stuck in your eye if it dries out, but that doesn’t mean that they can melt in your eyes, Viola!

  • @sunflowers-in-july
    @sunflowers-in-july 5 днів тому

    BTW this was my favorite mugshots segment when I was a kid!!

  • @sunflowers-in-july
    @sunflowers-in-july Місяць тому +1

    Fingers is innocent!!! 🎹

  • @griffinaward023
    @griffinaward023 Рік тому +4

    2:57 That other guy she’s referring to is Roland Emmerich.

  • @thelionkingrules3268
    @thelionkingrules3268 Рік тому +5

    I honestly wanted Willow Reed to be the one who was innocent because she didn't look like a criminal.

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 5 місяців тому +1

    Bass sounds an awful lot like Grim from Billy and Mandy… because he is him

  • @robertanderson4109
    @robertanderson4109 8 місяців тому +1

    And Macaroni and Cheese as Well

  • @DougToops
    @DougToops 11 місяців тому +1

    2:51 Viola's not going to the movies, she's going to jail for crying out loud.

    • @evanholloway1692
      @evanholloway1692 9 місяців тому +1

      She’ll be watching a movie of our own, the other prisoners call it “what are you staring at?!”

    • @seanygamboa480
      @seanygamboa480 26 днів тому

      @@evanholloway1692 I Love It

  • @nickbrundidge9089
    @nickbrundidge9089 Рік тому +3

    2:15 3:35

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 5 місяців тому +1

    There are no tigers in Africa!

  • @angelaparente4470
    @angelaparente4470 8 місяців тому

    2:15 if the first, second and last are lying then the last one must be telling the truth

  • @seanygamboa480
    @seanygamboa480 11 днів тому

    Huh I Wonder Why It Did Voila Hardcase Her Hair Like This Marge Simpson