For someone who grew up with a computer running Windows 95 as my first home computer, this is nostalgic gold to me. If Microsoft could produce a phone that the user could switch to a retro mobile version of their Windows operating system of choice (95/XP), I think it would be a massive hit.
Jeremy Quiros you blockhead!!! That game never came with windows 95, its Hover the game , that came with the windows, plus a free clip from Happy Days showing the Band Weezer rocking at the cafe
Metaroose Lol look: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=theme.windowsphone.computerlauncher.free download that theme but computer launcher before and apply it XD
@Mateo Hideg It wasn't XP, it was based on Windows CE. Pretty advanced for it's time. It had a full file structure, start menu, and you could multitask on it.
@@Wilker_uwu agreed, WP7 was a great OS and I preferred it over anything else at the time. Flew too close to the sun and tried to integrate everything after that
@@diablo.the.cheater You still remember Windows 8, right? Mostly referred as one of the worst versions because of the new metro design. I cannot mention a single company or school I know that made the switch from 7 to 8. I didn't describe minimalism as a style by itself but as a way of how information is presented. Modern designs are okay for home laptops or touchscreen devices that are mostly used for entertainment or reading information. For people who use an OS for work or for IT purposes it's like using a baby toy because it's way too big, slow and mostly presents primitive information or settings above useful stuff (a lot of advanced options, functions or programs are also frequently hidden away under a tab or are just not there). At least grandma knows how it works because "click the gear icon, then the padlock icon and tick the box" is easier done then not knowing where or what to click. Round design contributes to minimalism in this context because it mostly separates information in an unlisted way thus making it hard to efficiently work with it. The design of windows 95 may be visually old (the best a design could get back then) but the way of organisation is still mostly present in Windows 10.
@@scottishemu159 just jokes, puns and lots of swearing. If translate them all to English they sadly won't be so fun and probably will be not understandable for who doesn't speak Russian.
@@scottishemu159 Russian Subtitles Translation: Broughting to you our new product Windows 95 Mobile Anyways better than Windows Vista F**K I GOT BLIND FROM THAT LIGHT You can write your diplom here Vasya stop talking on phone you made downloading p**n 3 times longer Our new assistant - Clippy, this is an amazing thing among technologies nobody f**cking needs Exclusive apps from Windows 95 store that nobody needs WARNING! WE SPY YOU EVEN WHEN YOU POOP! IF YOU DID REPOST IN TWITTER GET OUT OF CITY Time to promote my videos on phone Bill Gay dancing Hardbass with somebody i dont know WINDOWS 95 - PHONE YOU DEFINITELY SHOULDNT BUY English people wont understand this jokes
@III Vance IDK. Given the whole OS has been re-written and operates entirely different, much better than before and with many more features, your argument is kinda invalid kiddo. If you pulled a user out of 1996 and told him to use 10 he'd be fucking lost. If you told a developer from 96 to develop for 10 he'd be lost.
I hate how well made this is. Its just so perfect. If you showed this to someone who knew nothing about computers, they would probably believe this is real.
@@JamezP Windows Phone died because it wasn't Android or iOS. Technically they still have a framework to revive it, but it's not a focus right now, and they have no reason to do so.
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Microsoft should actually release this as a limited edition item to cash in on the 90s nostalgia wave
its ugly
EliXir True.
95/10 would buy.
For me, this is almost not nostalgia, because I never have aero enabled.
I like the rectangle shaped windows, taskbar, etc.
@@manictiger yeah mate
0:21 I just noticed that it’s literally the bee movie script.
OMG, I'm so glad that I noticed it now 😂
This is goddamn underrated
Xd
Ciao fumagalli
@@Last_One_Left spañol detektado :v
For someone who grew up with a computer running Windows 95 as my first home computer, this is nostalgic gold to me. If Microsoft could produce a phone that the user could switch to a retro mobile version of their Windows operating system of choice (95/XP), I think it would be a massive hit.
massive hit? with hammer?
widows
@@duckyduck2108 man, i hate it when my *Widows* Operating System crashes
windows 7 is pretty recent, although being out of support for 2 years now
@@lirendz no please dont
They should've done this for the OS's 25th anniversary.
Maybe 30th
Maybe 50th
The phone of my dreams.
Yes indeed, Austin!
Twist: I got recommended this video because you commented on it
Даже не представляете насколько
Oh hey Austin. Didn’t expect you to be here.
I actually saw this phone in my dreams
...This actually looks *really* clean.
Better than the actual windows mobile
the aesthetics give it a nice feel to it too
And may require just few resources and remove the lags
This is very close to what Windows CE looks (looked?) like. Very Windows 95/98 feel.
Not really. Lots of buttons are small and it makes the entire interface cluttery.
Субтитры просто шедевральны
Реально
согл
да
Те кто создовал Субтитры они просто боги по субтитрам
Da subtitrări foarte bune
Вау! Вася получил пи**ы от мамки!
@Ilya Gamer 9 corn
lol
@@stephenrocks8481 З3з³
ＩＴ｀Ｓ ＮＯＷ ＳＡＦＥ ＴＯ
ＴＵＲＮ ＯＦＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＰＨＯＮＥ
Nah, nah. You forgot.
"Preparing to turn off
Windows 95 Mobile"
O O F
It is It's now safe to power off
Oh nahhhhana tada magical (its now safe to turn off your phone shut down)
W E E E E E N O M O R E W I N D O W S 9 5
In orange words : "It's now safe to turn off your phone"
god, I miss that screen lol
You brought back some real memories
DUDE
orange words?
@@thegreatjan You're young
It's important to note that this looks like something worth getting irl. He made it look official, stylish, and classic while still making it usable.
Эти субтитры, просто имба, смотрю это видео чуть ли не только из-за них, а если серьезно то это реально классное и красиво видео
кто им разрешил переводить?
ВНИМАНИЕ! мы следим за вами даже в туалете!
@@Nikitos370Вася, перестань говорить по телефону, ты продлил мне скачивание по***хи на 2 дня!!!
Forget the phone for a sec, that music was composed by a genius.
Ye he made the startup sound into a fully fledged song 😂
@Alex Ozols thx dude
@Alex Ozols :)
@Alex Ozols was definitely expecting bait
the song goes so hard
honestly would buy
same tbh
Cyranek my guy what are you doin here my dude
lets be real we all would
Yeah, better than iPhone 14
wHat u doin here lol
My grandpa's gonna love it.
@@Vorticough kind of was, microsoft did make a windows phone (similar to this) but it failed
this man predicted the windows 11 logo
That's the Microsoft logo
Let's appreciate the fact that this looks official
Ye
Yes
@@lenadams854 there's already android windows 95 emulator apps on Google play store
@Cay Den what did they say
@Cay Den Haha
if this actually existed I would buy it in a heartbeat
we all would
@@bngmapping not me apparently, the UI looks pathetic in my opinion, coz it's like win 95
@@AQ-101 it was a joke
@@bngmapping haha ok
@@bngmapping but it's true tho
Если бы микрософт разговаривал также как в субтитрах они бы заработали 100000000000000000$
Сука, русские субтитры это божественно ❤
1995: I wonder what the future could be like
2019:
1995*
@@xyzzy-dv6te 1985: the year when the first version of windows is here
2019: I'm you
300 likes yay :D
Winphone dead 😐
the fact that it even has little disclaimers about app availability and network coverage makes this so much better
Are we going to ignore the fact that this would have gone SUPER hard as an April Fools prank from Microsoft??
The music is great, been listening to it a lot recently,
microsoft should make this for the 25th anniversary next year.
On 1st April
@@hedged0g No
2nd april
FootPain123 no, April 95th
@@hedged0g yea
@@Hero.S no, 29 march
0:22 hey! That’s the bee movie script!
really
WOOOOW
bee boozled i have been
lol, I didn't notice
Holy shit
My friend: *Thinking its a real ad*
"Why the hell didn't Microsoft put the same efforts in developing the UI as it made to create the ad??"
Love how the remixed UI and the remixed music fit well together
It’s all fun and games until it updates to windows 7
updates to vista instead
@@UltraNyan bsod after trying to play solitaire
The real problem happens when it upgrades to windows 10.
Windows 9
Nobody remembers Windows Me
...for good reason
Lol there's the bee movie script on word 97
Lol
@@someyoutuberroblox my other me
4096 also plugged himself- the youtube video is his music video based on Windows Vista errors.
IE also failed to connect to the internet
YEAH! it is the bee song!
A retro styled phone is something I need in my life
AYY YO THIS IS A BANGER AND THE SONG TOO
This would sell better than actual Windows Phone.
that’s because this is actually good
Yeah, it feels like using a desktop computer
@@cycrothelargeplanet Lumia WoA: *exists*
Yes
This is better then a keyboard on a iPad or a pen on a pc
The Windows 95 store better have 3D Pinball Space Cadet
Jeremy Quiros you blockhead!!!
That game never came with windows 95, its Hover the game , that came with the windows, plus a free clip from Happy Days showing the Band Weezer rocking at the cafe
windows 95 store? you mean microcenter
Why has no one developed Purble Place for phones yet?? It's 2018!!!
windows 95 store? how about "The Microsoft Network Marketplace"
@@pizzaboxer The Microsoft Network Marketplace is missig from your computer. Try fuck yourself to fix this problem.
This feels like an ad I would see in that 2009 to 2012 era
Imagine how many years we have to wait for Windows 11 to 95
69,420 years
me in 1995:
mum buy me win95 mobile pls
me in 2020:
mum buy me win95 mobile pls
@Arihaan Rudra lol
@Arihaan Rudra Those things are dirt cheap. Windows mobile 10 exists.
ＮＯＳＴＡＬＧＩＡ
What do you mean "win95 mobile"
Phones didn't even exist yet, plus, that probably was not a thing before on tablets.
You still live with your mum 25 years later?
I want that to be a real theme
Metaroose same or a custom rom
Metaroose there must be a launcher
Metaroose Lol look: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=theme.windowsphone.computerlauncher.free download that theme but computer launcher before and apply it XD
Metaroose I want a theme like this on my android
it's not the same tho
The soundtrack hits hard
He even put little info blurbs in the bottom left. The attention to detail is crazy.
4096 is a madman
Microsoft should legit air this on TV for April Fool's Day
this is genuinly better than the windows 8/10 ui so they might not
Yeah
Microsoft doesn't do phones anymore so no
@@YepItsCliffHanger that's... Why. It's April fools
Lol toilet
😂😃🌚
Others companys: we need to upgrade the phone
Microsoft: We need to downgrade it
Kushagra Sharma r/woooosh
Apple: same man, we gotta remove the headphone jack to trigger customers
@@EASsirenVids01 woooosh yourself IDIOT haaaaaa
@@CurtissB hey don't call me an idoit. I may be one, but that doesn't mean you get to call me one.
HE GUESSED THE NEW WINDOWS LOGO 0:11
That’s the 2012 - Now Microsoft logo.
The music is fire!
I showed this to my friend and he thought it was a real Microsoft ad 😂
@White Ca8 by who still uses windows 95 in 2021????22??22???22
@@user-lz5kh3un8z u in 2021-
But indeed is true
@@user-lz5kh3un8z Does it work? Can I do my job with it? If yes, I don’t need more.
@@user-lz5kh3un8z me, but in a virtual machine
@@marct.g.5468 depend what it is tho
Yo Microsoft.
Make windows 95 and XP phones.
I'm serious.
And Windows 2000 Phone that will be released on 13 february 2001 and support ends on 8 january 2009.
And a computer Windows 11 that will be released on June 17 2020.
They did, it was called Windows Mobile.
@Mateo Hideg It wasn't XP, it was based on Windows CE. Pretty advanced for it's time. It had a full file structure, start menu, and you could multitask on it.
um there are ANY other operating system phone like 98 me 2000 vista 7 8/8.1 10
This brings back some nice memories.
absolutely amazing
They should've made this a theme for windows mobile
Bjourne they no longer make phones 😞
@@user-ry4ts4xe6u I said "should've", not that they should do it now
Boss battle theme
@@user-ry4ts4xe6u Windows Mob!le
I'm surprised they didn't make this as an easter egg
Are we seriously gonna ignore this background music?
To be honest, I would probably like to get it on Spotify or just as a free download stand alone.
change da world, my final message, goodb ye.
It IS beautiful
@@non-existant8944
smoking rat.. you will be missed
@@conkkerxd Here it is: m.ua-cam.com/video/PJEmF0FTAtI/v-deo.html
I love it. I hope it will came out.
This is amazing :)
This would still probably be better than the current Windows phone
Yes
Francesco Orlando No
back when Windows Phones were new with the Lumia i actually liked it a lot
@@Wilker_uwu agreed, WP7 was a great OS and I preferred it over anything else at the time. Flew too close to the sun and tried to integrate everything after that
@@ecbfilms001 i've once heard that a few parts of it were sabotaged by Google regarding its UA-cam and email apps.. idk if it is true though.
so realistic that it even has advertising disclaimers in small text throughout the video
Yes
Very cool idea! :) I like it!
Отдельный респект чуваку который делал русские субтитры!
Хуйню слелал
@@user-cp8re2vy7g don't swear
I miss buttons that looked like buttons and panels that looked like panels.
Unfortunately every design has rounded edges and is minimalistic these days...
@@anonymouse5207 Fortunately*
Those old designs are ugly as fuck and are no match to the grandiose that is metro or material design
@@diablo.the.cheater You still remember Windows 8, right? Mostly referred as one of the worst versions because of the new metro design. I cannot mention a single company or school I know that made the switch from 7 to 8.
I didn't describe minimalism as a style by itself but as a way of how information is presented.
Modern designs are okay for home laptops or touchscreen devices that are mostly used for entertainment or reading information. For people who use an OS for work or for IT purposes it's like using a baby toy because it's way too big, slow and mostly presents
primitive information or settings above useful stuff (a lot of advanced options, functions or programs are also frequently hidden away under a tab or are just not there). At least grandma knows how it works because "click the gear icon, then the padlock icon and tick the box" is easier done then not knowing where or what to click. Round design contributes to minimalism in this context because it mostly separates information in an unlisted way thus making it hard to efficiently work with it.
The design of windows 95 may be visually old (the best a design could get back then) but the way of organisation is still mostly present in Windows 10.
I hate it when text boxes with placeholder labels and buttons look exactly the same
The new designs look like this.
Finally I wouldn't have to carry around my entire computer tower everywhere!
i love to ovn it ask china to make it lol 😂
356 XD yes, FINALLY CAN USE WINDOWS 95 AGAIN
Люблю того кто сделал субтитры
Omg so aesthetic damn 1 month after still watching this and I wish having this aesthetic phone honestly-
Если бы это была настоящая реклама Windows Phone, то акции Microsoft подскочили бы в разы
особенно с субтитрами
@i have your ip address на 6 дней продлеваю
ВАСЯ ПЕРЕСТАНЬ МНЕ ЗВОНИТЬ!
Вася привет
@@LordOfNeutralityThe5th опять продлил порнуху
Well done. The only thing missing is a BSOD.
Microsoft Bob
@@joeljustin remember when it would crash it woukd say insert a disc
What do you mean its shown in the im sorry but im getting deja vu now
@@stal2496 r/ihadastroke
@@panmeek l dont get what you're trying to say
the concept is awesome
Oh my god its so goood I love it
The Russian subtitles are absolutely amazing, just like the phone.
What does it say?
@@scottishemu159 just jokes, puns and lots of swearing. If translate them all to English they sadly won't be so fun and probably will be not understandable for who doesn't speak Russian.
Is that Chinese?
@@scottishemu159 Russian Subtitles Translation:
Broughting to you our new product
Windows 95 Mobile
Anyways better than Windows Vista
F**K I GOT BLIND FROM THAT LIGHT
You can write your diplom here
Vasya stop talking on phone you made downloading p**n 3 times longer
Our new assistant - Clippy, this is an amazing thing among technologies nobody f**cking needs
Exclusive apps from Windows 95 store that nobody needs
WARNING! WE SPY YOU EVEN WHEN YOU POOP!
IF YOU DID REPOST IN TWITTER GET OUT OF CITY
Time to promote my videos on phone
Bill Gay dancing Hardbass with somebody i dont know
WINDOWS 95 - PHONE YOU DEFINITELY SHOULDNT BUY
English people wont understand this jokes
@@AreWerkak20 I'm an American and understood all of em tbh.
You should make a windows XP version as well
It actually already exists
Pro Player 1⃣ but It alredy exists
It does?
Jdm262 yup
I really want to see Windows Vista for phones (vista is my favorite OS)
This feels so cool to own.
That looks so clean.
Meanwhile in an alternate universe, where OSs did not evolve but processing power did
The nsa wouldn't be able to spy on you very easily and AI recommending you propaganda and ideologies wouldn't exist either
I mean we never had this because of no processing power, and as soon as we had some Microsoft hopped on the mobile train in 2000.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@III Vance Geez. You really dont know anything about OS's.
@III Vance IDK. Given the whole OS has been re-written and operates entirely different, much better than before and with many more features, your argument is kinda invalid kiddo.
If you pulled a user out of 1996 and told him to use 10 he'd be fucking lost. If you told a developer from 96 to develop for 10 he'd be lost.
This could work as a theme because the actual phone looks modern, just the interfaces are basically a theme.
Not would be enjoyable.
@@lastperfectman yes it would
You could probably just make an Android rom of this
Android is on windows 8 mobile
Joel's gonna love this one
Omg, I remember to saw this when I was younger... and I still need it...
I have never craved a piece of technology as much as now
Imagine when you first bought it it said "Update to Windows 10" lol
Hmm
lol
Il devra mettre une vidéo de Windows 2000 Phone. La sortie sera 2001 et le fin de support est 2009.
Your device is not supported.
Windows 2000 Phone will be available the 1 February 2001 and will end of support the 17 May 2009.
Just amazing
Вы просто есть невероятнй в множественном числе!
0:40 I watched this video a few times already, and never noticed I was in it xD.
YOOO THAT'S YOU
EPIC
Holy shit!
I just wanna say I’m a huge fan
@@streylok439hes uploaded 3 times mr valve guy
Автор субтитров в своих лучших традициях
@@avgcommenterauthor of subtites has done his best
@@ORANGENUTSARETHEBESTEVERNice translation)
simon 😎😎😎
За висту дизреспект, виста топ, просто опередила время
Щас бы своë видео пиарить на телефоне
You love making those phones spin
it's just beautiful 😍
The fact that the text file has the Bee Movie opening dialogue makes this phone so much better
Agreed.
0:19
oh I didn't notice
Even better, its the version of the script that replaces every capitol 'C' with 'O's
95 likes
Apple: *chuckles* I'm in danger
True
Android kid
Until they release the Macintosh Phone...
@Abhay Kichlu Yeah, that would make more sense for the time
Apple will release newton with a retro skinned iOS
I love it! @4096 your video is a very good idea!! Remember it!
This is awesome
I hate how well made this is.
Its just so perfect.
If you showed this to someone who knew nothing about computers, they would probably believe this is real.
That music in the background is great
I liked it, too.
But is that because it’s so familiar and we’ve grown accustomed to it?
@@hermask815 well I am gen z so i wasnt really alive during these things but there is still something cool about it
It's neat
And it’s by madxruler, no made credit to the artist, one way to get deleted
remix
I'm not really a person from 1995 or 2000, but if someday Microsoft makes this a thing, I would literally buy this for sure
subtitles are perfect there
If Microsoft could have pulled this off by some incredible magic in the 90s, I’m convinced they would own the federal government.
They could of. The mobile hardware just wasnt there though.
Big Tech DOES own the federal government now
0:57 I just saw the Error Windows Remix
@ERROR-ERROR NAME WAS NOT FOUND i saw it just as i read the comment
he MADE it.
Самая лучшая фраза за все время-"Вася,ты мне пор**ху на дня продлил"
this would be sick
1995: Windows 95
2018: Windows 95 Mobile
Me in 2020: Very Intresting
Me in 2021 still interesting
@@AXL-mx6dz me in 3090: still interesting
@@minagosef8429 me in 70979: still interesting
@@AXL-mx6dz I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHICH YEAR U R INTERESTING IN
@@elletSetteSellaDomoU lol
*Throws 52 cents at the screen*
Im broke so...
That's a budget phone i'd be AOK with.
You have talent
I like how the phone shown is a Lumia 950, nice touch.
This would actually be so fucking good as a theme for Windows 10 Mobile. Make Live Tile movement linear and that's good.
@@JamezP Windows Phone died because it wasn't Android or iOS. Technically they still have a framework to revive it, but it's not a focus right now, and they have no reason to do so.
Jensi Oquendo it died because there were no apps I couldn’t use it for a week because if that reason and left for iPhone
This is one of those products you wish they were real.
it's real
Pls tell me she's not lying
@@rodrigoonilsalvador9135 um, send link pls!!!!!!!!
search fujitsu stylistic 1200
@@rodrigoonilsalvador9135 NOOOOOO!!!!
That logo is the exact one windows 11 is based on
U really predicted the future
You know its funny when word 97 shows the bee movie script