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  • @SexyMan590
    @SexyMan590 4 роки тому +819

    Question: *what is a home run?*
    Me: *to run back to your home*

  • @amber_1395
    @amber_1395 5 років тому +360

    How do you turn centimetres into meters?
    Take out centi
    *modern problems require modern solutions*

    • @gamergodplays7153
      @gamergodplays7153 4 роки тому +2

      DriiMxngo 156 you spelled the meters in centimeters metres, but then spelt meters by itself normal.

    • @shinoasada2216
      @shinoasada2216 4 роки тому +2

      You pronounced centimeters wrong ( just like people in UK ).

    • @xxitzkawaiigamingxx8559
      @xxitzkawaiigamingxx8559 4 роки тому

      @@gamergodplays7153 what the frick?

    • @hoodieninja4983
      @hoodieninja4983 4 роки тому

      Excuse me?!? British people invented the language!

    • @sachio8610
      @sachio8610 4 роки тому +1

      @@shinoasada2216 You are a great example of an idiot.

  • @erichernandez4945
    @erichernandez4945 3 роки тому +32

    Kid: "I want to exterminate my mom"
    Stewie Griffen:hey so do I

  • @lsswappedcessna
    @lsswappedcessna 4 роки тому +177

    Reaction Time: "Kids are smart"
    Kid: *shoots himself in the groin with a nerf gun*
    Yeah well they're not good at muzzle awareness.

  • @lokiofasgard6990
    @lokiofasgard6990 5 років тому +638

    Alfredo is back! I miss that little savage guy

    • @systematically_flawed585
      @systematically_flawed585 5 років тому +2

      He never left

    • @liambonner8528
      @liambonner8528 5 років тому +2

      @@systematically_flawed585 then where was he last couple vids

    • @slundy
      @slundy 5 років тому +2

      I missed him too, Also, LOVE your profile picture!

    • @mennaasem2114
      @mennaasem2114 5 років тому +4

      And when will YOU be back, loki? 😢😭

    • @tahliahoyne7801
      @tahliahoyne7801 5 років тому +2

      Sup Loki I’m Thor⚡️🌩
      Love the name and picture!!!!!👍👍👍

  • @adamkramer229
    @adamkramer229 5 років тому +188

    Teacher: What is your favorite Hue?
    Kid: Hugh Jackman!!

  • @zimmygirl777
    @zimmygirl777 4 роки тому +32

    How many ghosts are left? None because ghosts don't exist.
    Danny (offscreen): Am I a joke to you?😺👻

  • @zyrismariemagallanes8486
    @zyrismariemagallanes8486 4 роки тому +75

    CAN I HAVE THAT SHOOKY PLUSHIE AT THE BACK ALDJSJSJSJDJD

    • @BloopusBoopsalot
      @BloopusBoopsalot 3 роки тому +1

      I Have A Shooky Key Chain On My BackPack And I Have Shooky As My Pointer UwU

    • @feetuber9162
      @feetuber9162 2 роки тому

      Jesus

  • @realperson9951
    @realperson9951 5 років тому +182

    no one:
    kids: our intelligence is far way more superior than you earthlings

  • @uselessvoiceacting6442
    @uselessvoiceacting6442 5 років тому +634

    “What is your favourite hue?”
    Hue Jackman
    Me:I AGREE

  • @MelB868
    @MelB868 4 роки тому +121

    Sounds like preschool kids in Sunday school some will answer everything Jesus

    • @JSTPPodcast
      @JSTPPodcast 3 роки тому +1

      Like our pastor’s daughters, it isn’t wrong

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah they like"whatever the question, the answer is Jesus! " I never went to Sunday school. I'm saved though and also go to church and love Jesus, just never went to Sunday school.

    • @shellyevans2472
      @shellyevans2472 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @leoncotter2268
    @leoncotter2268 4 роки тому +517

    If your reading this
    Have a good 2020

  • @sportskid3970
    @sportskid3970 5 років тому +1215

    Tal: He thinks outside of the box
    *picture of a kid IN a box*

    • @HazedHoops
      @HazedHoops 5 років тому +22

      Sports Kid Don’t press read more
      Sub to me for good luck 👍 I’ll sub back✌️

    • @strawberryaj7407
      @strawberryaj7407 5 років тому +9

      Sports Kid Yes Technically He Is Still In The Box But He Was Coming Out So Yeah

    • @guesswhoiamlol750
      @guesswhoiamlol750 5 років тому +4

      Hazed Hoops I subscribed

    • @Itsover29
      @Itsover29 5 років тому +3

      Right as I read this it happened

    • @multifandomtrash7412
      @multifandomtrash7412 5 років тому

      @@HazedHoops
      Stop trying to promote yourself under someones comment. You should try working for your fame like everyone else.

  • @akshitaoodit8720
    @akshitaoodit8720 5 років тому +106

    6:53 😂😅😅
    Why do i feel that u were rapping instead of reading

  • @charmyyo
    @charmyyo 4 роки тому +80

    With me: Word of the day: Exterminate.
    Meaning: To get rid of.
    Sentence: I want to exterminate school forever!
    Me: *draw picture of me lighting my school on fire smiling* :) :D

  • @Dhficjfhfjdufjdjdhghsuoasikike
    @Dhficjfhfjdufjdjdhghsuoasikike 4 роки тому +12

    8:39 I laugh every time I hear that, Tall Fishman sed; And then we got a coos.” What?

  • @MalcomX-iv3we
    @MalcomX-iv3we 5 років тому +155

    I like Alfrado super savage. I want more of him

  • @eneidareyes8713
    @eneidareyes8713 5 років тому +38

    im focusing on shooky in the back lmao

  • @namelessschild3556
    @namelessschild3556 4 роки тому +12

    The plushy was yeeting him in Spanish lol

  • @h.a.6884
    @h.a.6884 4 роки тому +6

    I CANT HE LITERALLY INSERTED A PICTURE OF OBI WAN WHEN HE SAID JESUS I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @cowboykpop1861
    @cowboykpop1861 5 років тому +66

    1:19 I just noticed you have a shooky plushie from bt21

  • @anikajones2801
    @anikajones2801 5 років тому +74

    A+
    The digram below best illustrates
    A.Lamark's theory of evolution.
    B.Darwin's theory of evolution.
    C.Malthus's principles.
    D.Lyell's theory about past changes.
    E.Tal Fishman ✍️

  • @Default37
    @Default37 4 роки тому +12

    5:56 whoah thats actually kinda scary....😂

  • @Yawban5
    @Yawban5 4 роки тому +6

    0:52
    Step 1-turn on captions
    Step 2-read the captions
    Step 3-like if u see it

  • @hiitsme5119
    @hiitsme5119 5 років тому +2620

    Roses are red
    Ketchup is too
    I got a like
    But why is it blue

  • @laura-li4pu
    @laura-li4pu 5 років тому +106

    *omg i just noticed the bt21 shooky plushy on the shelf in your background*

    • @jada5849
      @jada5849 5 років тому +8

      yoongily Suga you got some love

    • @starlightso
      @starlightso 5 років тому +5

      I noticed too!

    • @ethanh777
      @ethanh777 5 років тому +5

      Yee

    • @lolhey1421
      @lolhey1421 5 років тому +3

      @y/n - OH MAH GAWD ITS Y/N LOLLLL

    • @sooncheuu
      @sooncheuu 5 років тому +3

      Jimin: "U, whoever u are, r you ARMY?"😂

  • @strat108
    @strat108 4 роки тому +14

    4:53 is that Wednesday from The Adams Family!?!?

  • @darrenscook2202
    @darrenscook2202 4 роки тому +3

    1:15 THAT'S MY HEAD TEACHER'S KID TAL SERIOUSLY!!!!!

  • @madokasolos7999
    @madokasolos7999 5 років тому +98

    My history teacher asked "what ended in 1889" this one girl said "1888" and he wrote it down 😂😂

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 роки тому +1

      dull
      That’s something I would say. Technically it’s true.

    • @itz_lilith4715
      @itz_lilith4715 4 роки тому +1

      Same a girl said the same thing in my school
      Lol 😂 it was funny

    • @itz_lilith4715
      @itz_lilith4715 4 роки тому

      Question: Where are the mountains located in
      My awnser: the mountains are located in the MOUNTAINS
      That’s what I wrote in my test

    • @ezranYT
      @ezranYT 4 роки тому

      This one GIRL said 1888 and HE wrote it down

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 4 роки тому

      Well technically it did end

  • @milkythemilkbread1318
    @milkythemilkbread1318 5 років тому +227

    "I was born a SAVAGE"
    Welp... It is true😅

  • @sarahali665
    @sarahali665 3 роки тому +2

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING! Those kids are hilarious😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshapple6905
      @joshapple6905 10 місяців тому

      The PEMDAS thing was genius. If I wrote that in elementary school, I'd get written up for sure.
      Please
      Exult
      My
      Dope
      A--
      Swag

  • @LeanlovesLain143
    @LeanlovesLain143 4 роки тому +4

    Kid:I want to be like Michael Jordan when I grow up.
    Question:what do you need to do to achieve your dreams?
    Also kid:get bigger, shave my head, and be black.

  • @aquachim2084
    @aquachim2084 5 років тому +15

    2:26
    Me: do you see shooky?
    Judy: yea I saw it

    • @aquachim2084
      @aquachim2084 5 років тому

      Tristiana Reid Jesus don’t be mad

  • @charlottecharlottelol
    @charlottecharlottelol 5 років тому +67

    *tal take alfredo out*
    Me:throws my alfredo that i was eating across the room
    IMA CANIBALLLLLLLLLLL

    • @wiish_
      @wiish_ 5 років тому +4

      Hi. I haven't been to his channel in a long time..... but does he know that that is SHOOKIE in his background!!! Suga's SHOOKIE.

    • @yoongiismybabyboy4558
      @yoongiismybabyboy4558 5 років тому

      ARMYY

    • @yoongiismybabyboy4558
      @yoongiismybabyboy4558 5 років тому

      @@wiish_ yus

    • @ethanh777
      @ethanh777 5 років тому

      Army

  • @Hannah-xt2go
    @Hannah-xt2go 4 роки тому +1

    Omg hahahah I LOVE Tal!
    U made my day with this vid!
    Omg I'm laughing 😂

  • @loganschreiber4255
    @loganschreiber4255 3 роки тому +2

    Tal: that’s one bad egg
    Me: hey sonic eggman is back!

  • @joynulhaque1783
    @joynulhaque1783 4 роки тому +5

    At 5:31 Tal's 'hey' sounded like Jin's when he said to Jimin "HEY STOB IT" 😂😂😂

  • @Maddie-iy8gg
    @Maddie-iy8gg 5 років тому +34

    What did the librarian say to Tal...?
    ...Get it? 😂

  • @jrgamertv675
    @jrgamertv675 4 роки тому +5

    5:45 DUDE THATS MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL!!!

  • @xanderhermano7508
    @xanderhermano7508 4 роки тому +4

    Kid:I need luck
    Another kid says: JESUS

  • @mohamedmulakel506
    @mohamedmulakel506 4 роки тому +117

    This is How much Alfredo roastes Tal in every video.😂🤣
    ⬇️

  • @gachagirl8627
    @gachagirl8627 5 років тому +16

    “I want to exterminate my mum”
    Me: Uh oh watch out mum

  • @shanealbantaniz688
    @shanealbantaniz688 4 роки тому +5

    You: Taci Tuesday
    Me: Spaghetti Day

  • @sruthijayesh6795
    @sruthijayesh6795 3 роки тому +1

    5:17 .....why did Tony Lopez come into my head?!!😂😂

  • @niajborja
    @niajborja 5 років тому +156

    The shooky plushie in the background
    👇🏼 like if you are army 💜 keep str3aming mosp and boy with luv

  • @DarkKnightO6
    @DarkKnightO6 5 років тому +40

    It's funny when alfredo says "i was born savage" 😂
    And there's a lot of alfredo on the shelves.. so it means a lot of savage 😂

  • @justicecaroline814
    @justicecaroline814 4 роки тому +8

    What's a home run?
    Answer: ur home is running...

  • @dizydinobro1415
    @dizydinobro1415 4 роки тому +2

    7:07 tal, he circled ten because IMAAAAGINAAAATION!! 🌈

  • @shabanaqureshi2018
    @shabanaqureshi2018 5 років тому +71

    Did someone noticed scarlett johansson =BLACK WIDOW

  • @fanyhue7
    @fanyhue7 5 років тому +26

    I love how Shooky is in the back like; ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
    Edit: the check marks mean it’s wrong btw

  • @zadian1153
    @zadian1153 4 роки тому +4

    I am Jamaican and I could only wish I could do this in high school because I am afraid I fail my tests/exams which aren’t good. I must say that these responses are very funny 😆

  • @coreyhill681
    @coreyhill681 4 роки тому +2

    Those were hilarious, please do part 3 and 4 . I am entertained by it

  • @nevaehmarsh2961
    @nevaehmarsh2961 5 років тому +45

    I saw a shooky plushie 🥰🥰🥰 (don’t come at me plz😂👌🏼)

  • @kenzingtonscarlet6639
    @kenzingtonscarlet6639 5 років тому +38

    Bet that half of these were from Anthony when he was in school, he's hella smart

  • @eizelsoncio9446
    @eizelsoncio9446 4 роки тому +4

    It's because the rainbow which has 3 COLORS is gigantic and ten is just a little number

  • @weeblet4658
    @weeblet4658 4 роки тому +2

    On the plant cell I was thinking: Heh. The kiddo put Flowey in jail.

  • @tangzy5347
    @tangzy5347 5 років тому +328

    Well hello there person scrolling thro the comments
    Have a great day

  • @ahm.774
    @ahm.774 5 років тому +9

    Still can’t get over the shoot plush in the background 😂

  • @kibawolf3527
    @kibawolf3527 4 роки тому

    Love the kid who aswered the questions with other questions. Like saying question 4 for what has gotten boring. That was just funny and something ive almost done

  • @Hijinxx772
    @Hijinxx772 4 роки тому +1

    "I just always have a good experience..."
    John Mulaney begs to differ

  • @sarasandstrom1821
    @sarasandstrom1821 5 років тому +6

    I love how smoothly Tal goes from talking about like a baby to his timeless merch

  • @rudybermudez1839
    @rudybermudez1839 5 років тому +31

    I see little grumpy sugas kookie you a bts fan huh😏😏😏

  • @jishdafish716
    @jishdafish716 4 роки тому +2

    Once I was working in lab groups during science class and there was this question that none of us understood. Although she did erase this, one of my lab partners wrote "the power of science"

  • @delightbella1744
    @delightbella1744 4 роки тому +2

    Spanish class
    Spanish teacher:was it hola
    Me: your mom

  • @NoorMohammed-or6vg
    @NoorMohammed-or6vg 5 років тому +26

    Okay, now this gonna sound weird but...
    Am I the only one that low-key has no social media on her phone and everytime a UA-camr says "follow me on the socials" I'm like, "but I don't have any!"
    Okay... I'll go now.

    • @ladyfoxwf1075
      @ladyfoxwf1075 5 років тому +1

      Noor Mohammed I used to be like you except I didn’t even watch UA-camrs either. Now I’m completely addicted and not for the better. I would suggest you keep your social media minimal.

    • @fiendfi7119
      @fiendfi7119 5 років тому

      actually, same

    • @arell35
      @arell35 5 років тому

      I'm a 12 y/o but still don't have any social media accounts.. 😢😢

  • @sarasandstrom1821
    @sarasandstrom1821 5 років тому +1253

    Press read more
    I wish you a full and happy life full of happiness and fullness, don’t forget to be full in your happy life while youre happy thanks to your fullness.

  • @Ashley-zf7it
    @Ashley-zf7it 4 роки тому +1

    You're still getting roasted by Alfredo 😂

  • @ava9385
    @ava9385 4 роки тому +1

    He already reacted to the over under oral yes please thing lol 😂

  • @raghavanmenon9248
    @raghavanmenon9248 5 років тому +6

    Tal probably took the answer of the giraffe question to the heart

  • @TayanaZook
    @TayanaZook 5 років тому +644

    WHO ELSE LOVES TAL
    BTW I'm a UA-camr too!

    • @erinchappel1359
      @erinchappel1359 5 років тому +5

      TAL IS MY FAVORITE UA-camR.😊

    • @voidsports1953
      @voidsports1953 5 років тому +7

      Can you help me get to 200 subs?

    • @coochielice
      @coochielice 5 років тому +4

      MY BUTT HOLE

    • @coochielice
      @coochielice 5 років тому +5

      And me
      Edit.omg I got five liles

    • @voidsports1953
      @voidsports1953 5 років тому +3

      If you can help that will be greatly appreciated! Hope we can be UA-cam friends

  • @zackyost5056
    @zackyost5056 4 роки тому +7

    3:35 I literally just got whipped by my brother from his phone charger pissed

  • @JSTPPodcast
    @JSTPPodcast 3 роки тому +1

    8:58 Looks like Alfredo finally has some competition

  • @Anonymous-nh7cb
    @Anonymous-nh7cb 5 років тому +4

    Bruh, we Hispanics aren't afraid of that belt. The only thing we're afraid of is the CHANCLA!

  • @relv7858
    @relv7858 5 років тому +117

    Tal me whats your name.
    im Tal-ler than you
    Im on the Tal-lephone
    *ok what else?*

  • @sussykidv4207
    @sussykidv4207 4 роки тому

    Tal: 105 is too old
    Thor: im i a joke to you?

  • @sophiaward735
    @sophiaward735 4 роки тому +1

    Why does tal have such on fleek eyebrows honestly sis needs an award😂

  • @angelyn9376
    @angelyn9376 5 років тому +123

    I SEE SHOOKY!!
    LIKE IF YOU AN ARMYs! Fighting!
    Edit: 88 likes?! That's the most I ever got

    • @margaretrodgers5076
      @margaretrodgers5076 4 роки тому

      No I'm not n the army

    • @lela._.
      @lela._. 4 роки тому +1

      BTS ARMY FOREVER 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷

    • @angelyn9376
      @angelyn9376 4 роки тому

      @@margaretrodgers5076 it's okay

    • @PixelErico
      @PixelErico 4 роки тому +1

      i don’t want to join the army i’d rather stay at home and play video games.

    • @PixelErico
      @PixelErico 4 роки тому

      nvm I want to join the military to fight BTS and hope to succeed on killing them

  • @nerilcalebadanza2275
    @nerilcalebadanza2275 5 років тому +5

    Student: teacher will you punish me for something i didn't do.
    Teacher: no.
    Student: ok. Because i didn't do my
    Homework.
    Teacher: you are so getting punished😠.

    • @shanieg7031
      @shanieg7031 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂I actually never heard of that before and it tickled me!!!!!

  • @swagaholic248
    @swagaholic248 4 роки тому +1

    4:17 OOOOOOOOOH! THE SHADOW JUST MOVED!!!!

  • @jingmayer8917
    @jingmayer8917 4 роки тому +1

    This is how kids are smarter than adults 😂😂😂🤣

  • @kimberly-op8ur
    @kimberly-op8ur 5 років тому +12

    im in love with Tal's laugh . its just the cutesttttttt

  • @foxymangle4038
    @foxymangle4038 5 років тому +9

    Lol
    "You fell on the play ground and scraped your knee"
    "Just dell with it"

  • @starlightmoone
    @starlightmoone 4 роки тому +26

    On the unscramble one:
    The scrambled word: tsih
    What I thought the kid would have put: sith
    What the kid actually put: *curse word*

  • @pearldaswani5883
    @pearldaswani5883 3 роки тому

    The kid crying in the intro are literally Directioners rn

  • @alysyla7302
    @alysyla7302 5 років тому +338

    We’ve reached it
    Exactly 10 minutes
    We need 10 likes
    Edit: WOW
    I ONLY NEED 10
    HOW DARE YE

    • @wolfeewolf505l5
      @wolfeewolf505l5 5 років тому +1

      Congrats you has 17

    • @saudiastaten4586
      @saudiastaten4586 5 років тому +3

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhuhuhu

    • @dzdni
      @dzdni 5 років тому +2

      I gave you thumbs down because its lonely!OK

    • @alysyla7302
      @alysyla7302 5 років тому

      @@dzdni Yes it is
      Thank you for being it's friend
      because i have no friends
      rip

    • @sabreezy25
      @sabreezy25 5 років тому

      Alyssa Unlimited WOW

  • @TheMadisonZone
    @TheMadisonZone 4 роки тому +3

    When you photoshopped your face on the drawing 🤣 and just the clever answers of the kids.

  • @allidacinnabun9561
    @allidacinnabun9561 4 роки тому

    The funniest one I thought was the one after the I wanna work at Taco Bell with my momma! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rainbowsixsiegegaming7550
    @rainbowsixsiegegaming7550 4 роки тому +3

    0:26 that made laugh so hard I nearly had a heart attack

  • @q1row595
    @q1row595 5 років тому +5

    Namjoon was one heck of a kid. His IQ is just oml.

    • @kukkosoosi
      @kukkosoosi 5 років тому

      How can someones IQ be a word that every 12 year old girl uses

  • @robertorodriguez9878
    @robertorodriguez9878 5 років тому +4

    5:51
    *Stewie Griffin has entered the chat*

  • @upsidedown9183
    @upsidedown9183 4 роки тому

    More pls. Love your channel

  • @connorforte761
    @connorforte761 4 роки тому

    Tall: Alfredo stop roasting me

  • @taisenscoolstuff732
    @taisenscoolstuff732 5 років тому +14

    Nothing like good ol funny kid test answers reacted to by Tal! Love and blessings everyone!

  • @ellachan7713
    @ellachan7713 5 років тому +36

    You know what? This is the best video of 2019.
    👏👏👏 congrats😏 if you read more..
    *KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN ME BCUZ....*
    *They're just so smart..* 🙌

  • @itsyagirldanaka271
    @itsyagirldanaka271 4 роки тому +1

    5:01 I'm legit reading this book in class beyond the burning time

  • @sameoldyoutuber
    @sameoldyoutuber 4 роки тому +1

    0:19 “are you gonna miss your mom?”
    “No”

  • @alidabutton6262
    @alidabutton6262 5 років тому +3

    Love this!! They always have the most hilarious, super creative, smart answers.😂❤️

  • @thatinternetshipperyouknow632
    @thatinternetshipperyouknow632 5 років тому +15

    Alfrado is whom I aspire to be
    But theres an adult baby in the way

  • @micahplays4939
    @micahplays4939 4 роки тому +1

    Kid: *writes sh*t*
    Tal: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *oof* sh*t it’s not sh*t oh it’s this
    Me: lol! I love that part

  • @Kbinger06
    @Kbinger06 Рік тому

    Love how before the Jesus freak kid answers in a row ----Above: "they danced naked" 😂