Would you punch her for 1 Million dollars 💵!?? (1,000,000$)

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  • @that_oneguy00
    @that_oneguy00 Рік тому +11981

    “Would you punch me in the face for $1,000,000?”
    Me: “Does the money stack up for every punch?”

    • @Jnrguccii_Lee
      @Jnrguccii_Lee Рік тому

      ​@@joshishere96fr

    • @eamonnmunroe6102
      @eamonnmunroe6102 Рік тому

      Only 10 is all that is needed. Why you get half
      He is a deceitful prick though, jealous and spiteful liar aswell but he thinks he knows everything, when he actually doesn't. He's just annoyed because I walked and I won't jump for his game

    • @angelzaragoza7292
      @angelzaragoza7292 Рік тому +337

      Ora Ora Ora mood

    • @josephtung5280
      @josephtung5280 Рік тому +207

      Serious series: serious PUNCH

    • @ussrball1692
      @ussrball1692 Рік тому

      ​@@josephtung5280
      ULTRA-crit(ical) hit!!
      46852.8 (damage)

  • @Strangerinpeace2
    @Strangerinpeace2 3 роки тому +5763

    For those who don't know...
    "Sting like a bee" is a GTA SA cheat which makes your punches 100x more powerfull. So...

    • @Marzyart
      @Marzyart 3 роки тому +152

      Thank you for clarifying

    • @khadijahamatullah5377
      @khadijahamatullah5377 3 роки тому +36

      Yup

    • @VivekVerma-mh3hs
      @VivekVerma-mh3hs 3 роки тому +48

      Oh thank the great lord I was wondering for about 2 weeks

    • @annfaurillo1791
      @annfaurillo1791 3 роки тому +61

      Dude, I Tested the cheat on the Boxing mentor in the Gym area and he just Got downed in one punch.

    • @Vismaya-xf5pm
      @Vismaya-xf5pm 3 роки тому +10

      Thanx bruh

  • @LoreFinder92
    @LoreFinder92 3 роки тому +15052

    The fact these women really think anyone would say no.

    • @MandyAcid
      @MandyAcid 3 роки тому +1462

      It’s kind of sad they think that lmao

    • @imbored.9763
      @imbored.9763 3 роки тому +1173

      Ikr! Idgaf about how much you look like Barbie. If I’m getting money AND getting to punch someone ima do it.

    • @robertahearn4489
      @robertahearn4489 3 роки тому +387

      Tell her pucker up Baby Don't worry you won't remember a dam thang 😄😆😂🤣😅😭👊🏽

    • @desireesmith862
      @desireesmith862 3 роки тому +89

      It’s always the snooty women who make these videos. No kind self respecting women would.

    • @iselljams6468
      @iselljams6468 3 роки тому +155

      Its men and women doing this trend just a fyi

  • @omuploii
    @omuploii 2 місяці тому +30

    "Would you punch me...?"
    YES

  • @tamtam21801
    @tamtam21801 Рік тому +11907

    “I’d do it for free”
    🗿🍷
    Since some idiots dont know what a satirical joke is, I have to put that this is Satirical.

  • @xzit_thamer
    @xzit_thamer  2 роки тому +46

    Add me on my Snapchat 👻 👇🏿
    www.snapchat.com/add/xzit_thamer

  • @2kgarlic
    @2kgarlic Рік тому +1104

    “Would u punch me for 1m?”
    “Killer move; serious series, serious punch”

  • @JohnnyRalte96
    @JohnnyRalte96 2 місяці тому +17

    'Sting like a bee' that girl is flying😂😂

  • @lomo1407
    @lomo1407 Рік тому +1385

    Would you punch me-
    "STAR PLATINUM"

  • @lucasfrost8093
    @lucasfrost8093 3 роки тому +2527

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1Million dollars?"
    *Me: I'd do it for a Snickers bar*

    • @antoryle3551
      @antoryle3551 3 роки тому +44

      I would do it for a mars Bar. 😂🤣 Nah your to beautiful.

    • @oofium4253
      @oofium4253 3 роки тому +73

      I would to it for free

    • @DefpixZ
      @DefpixZ 3 роки тому +39

      Me: it aint about the money

    • @Ikilllemon4464
      @Ikilllemon4464 3 роки тому +8

      I will

    • @Drey.09
      @Drey.09 3 роки тому +14

      I would do it for robux

  • @maylabrown4584
    @maylabrown4584 Рік тому +465

    Bro looks like he'd punch her for $5 at a gas station at night.

  • @Kreamykermit
    @Kreamykermit 2 місяці тому +6

    🗣️*HEAR COMES THE MONEYYYY*

  • @caydenlafontaine7723
    @caydenlafontaine7723 Рік тому +349

    ”Would you punch me in the face for one million dollars?”
    me:”yes,twice”

  • @loyeetiennmoe
    @loyeetiennmoe Рік тому +677

    “Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?”
    *Me in my new mansion👁👄👁*

    • @FrostRBLXReal
      @FrostRBLXReal Рік тому +3

      Id do it the other way
      *if you know what I mean*

    • @Freddy_fazbear437
      @Freddy_fazbear437 Рік тому +10

      Her: would your punch me in the face for 1 million dollars
      Me: turns into one punch man*

    • @TruckerReviewed
      @TruckerReviewed Рік тому +19

      Mansion? A million dollars only gets you a big house in most places and a 1 bedroom in Cali lol.

    • @GGgamer11
      @GGgamer11 Рік тому

      Me: if I punch her more than once, do i get more money?
      Her: yes…
      Me: autoclicker activated

    • @Ben-vj2xc
      @Ben-vj2xc 11 місяців тому +2

      10 million

  • @OhMoonPresence
    @OhMoonPresence 3 роки тому +663

    Hot women: “No one would punch me, an attractive female, for a million”
    Everyone: “your free trial to life has ended”

    • @GloEatsLiquidRubber
      @GloEatsLiquidRubber 3 роки тому +23

      She has a small chance to be allowed to upgrade to premium of life, but it’s super unlikely

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +22

      “Your free trial of existence has expired”

    • @shawty2981
      @shawty2981 3 роки тому +9

      @@ALJ9000 yes the better verison

    • @Khan0098assasin
      @Khan0098assasin 3 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @Quezzn
      @Quezzn 3 роки тому +4

      She looks goofy 💀

  • @adamakoroma3176
    @adamakoroma3176 2 місяці тому +28

    This says alot about women's value. Kudos to you guys.

    • @D-s_productions
      @D-s_productions Місяць тому +6

      Its not that deep bro

    • @Aaron-xp7ky
      @Aaron-xp7ky 21 день тому

      So is it still bad if the genders are switched

    • @Imnotnogoobero
      @Imnotnogoobero 20 днів тому +1

      One single person in the world isn’t gonna be worth more than 10$

    • @jurj97
      @jurj97 20 днів тому

      Well my life insurance is only 230k so she's got more value than me

    • @joshuagraham2940
      @joshuagraham2940 19 днів тому +3

      I dont think anything would change if it was a man it could even be Mike Tyson or the rock and most would still say yes

  • @averageprofile.
    @averageprofile. Рік тому +497

    "Im gonna sugarcoat it."

  • @happyhoppor317
    @happyhoppor317 3 місяці тому +396

    “A million dollars”
    “Nah id do it for free”

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 2 місяці тому +7

      “What did he saaaaaaaay” 😂

    • @redknight1207
      @redknight1207 2 місяці тому +6

      Y tho u dont have any reason to a to my knowledge she has not said anything offensive u just wanna punch ppl to punch ppl?

    • @billyrj973
      @billyrj973 2 місяці тому

      @@redknight1207 I am conservative but this guy is a complete incel.

    • @literalsnipe6286
      @literalsnipe6286 2 місяці тому

      ​@@redknight1207yeah the way she sticking her face up in the cam like she some kind of model gives me a great reason to go prime Mike tyson

    • @Olivialover910
      @Olivialover910 2 місяці тому

      Reallllllllllll

  • @drewhystereo
    @drewhystereo 3 роки тому +423

    For those who didn't get it.
    "Sting like a bee" is a cheat code which gives CJ super strength melee attacks which can send people flying :D

    • @primemover1416
      @primemover1416 3 роки тому +11

      It's also the second part of a phrase that was attributed to boxer Muhammad Ali: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

    • @Brents15
      @Brents15 3 роки тому +3

      @@primemover1416 not the point of the video tho

    • @_just_another_filthy_redcoat
      @_just_another_filthy_redcoat 3 роки тому +5

      @@Brents15 and where do you think gta got the idea from……
      Definitely has something to do with the video 🙄

    • @Brents15
      @Brents15 3 роки тому +1

      @@_just_another_filthy_redcoat i think more people know that more than the cheat code idea.

    • @sobaso7513
      @sobaso7513 3 роки тому

      I know what the cheat does but i didnt know how the cheat is called 🤣 bro San andreas were my childhood

  • @nunzioification
    @nunzioification 2 місяці тому +6

    Plot twist: everyone said hell yes without hesitation.

  • @Magical_BrawlStars
    @Magical_BrawlStars 9 місяців тому +387

    We going "Muda Muda" with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @michaelramirezlongstreet3044
      @michaelramirezlongstreet3044 9 місяців тому +10

      OH MY GOD IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE 😮😮😮 I FUCKING LOVE JOJO SO MUCH OMG 😱😱😱😱😱😱 ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRYYYYYYYY 👹 I LOVE JOTARO SO MUCH OMG YARE YARE DAZE 😎 I LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH I HAD A WHITE LIQUID SPIT OUT OF ME 😫

    • @whoami4356
      @whoami4356 9 місяців тому

      @@michaelramirezlongstreet3044 what the hell bro this is disgusting
      I did too. i think u should start edging

    • @UnknownLegend713
      @UnknownLegend713 9 місяців тому +3

      Star Platinum The World King Crimson and last but not least Za Hando in that mf

    • @Der_Roblox_Abzeichen_sammler
      @Der_Roblox_Abzeichen_sammler 9 місяців тому +2

      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @johnathanjoestar6709
      @johnathanjoestar6709 9 місяців тому +1

      WE "DORARARARARARA" OUT THE HOOD WITH HOOD WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️✨

  • @christiandk09
    @christiandk09 2 роки тому +398

    "You guys are getting paid?!"

    • @Dog21831
      @Dog21831 2 роки тому +10

      “No, I got a dad but he hasn’t been shipped yet.”

    • @SomePeopleMakeMeSick
      @SomePeopleMakeMeSick Рік тому +10

      "They didn't used to"
      -👴🏻

    • @Zlatan_10fruitPvP
      @Zlatan_10fruitPvP Рік тому +4

      Yeah I got 1 trillion

    • @playaza
      @playaza Рік тому +2

      ​@@Zlatan_10fruitPvP Bruh you poor I got 1 octillion 😎
      And dead body

    • @Rusted-z2o
      @Rusted-z2o Рік тому +1

      ​@@playazabro i got two octilion
      And two dead bodies☠️

  • @nastynate46
    @nastynate46 7 місяців тому +891

    In this economy, I'd swing at Mike Tyson for $28

    • @yungt220
      @yungt220 7 місяців тому +70

      RIP Comrade

    • @antomarcinkovic4147
      @antomarcinkovic4147 7 місяців тому +6

      Who can / would thus answer explain to me please, accually I not understand😊😅

    • @tamtam21801
      @tamtam21801 7 місяців тому +43

      Man has nothing to lose💀

    • @GeoffGorman08
      @GeoffGorman08 7 місяців тому +36

      No shit! A million dollars.... So basically half a tank of gas and maybe a weeks worth of basic, essential groceries??
      ... ehh fugg it. We are almost out of milk and white bread. 👊🏼💢💥

    • @tamtam21801
      @tamtam21801 7 місяців тому

      @@antomarcinkovic4147 hes got nothing to lose

  • @blk_thor9438
    @blk_thor9438 2 місяці тому +1

    For $1000 you going to sleep! A mill you dead. 😂

  • @tylercapote
    @tylercapote 3 роки тому +1971

    Yes with literally no hesitation, I wouldn’t even feel bad after.

    • @garces718
      @garces718 3 роки тому +17

      why? 🤨 I would feel bad if I were doing it for no reason.

    • @michaeloji3463
      @michaeloji3463 3 роки тому +156

      @@garces718 its for 1m dollar m8

    • @SilvaKnight
      @SilvaKnight 3 роки тому +113

      @@garces718 I don't even know her, and it's 1 million

    • @garces718
      @garces718 3 роки тому +15

      @@SilvaKnight Still, he said he wouldn't feel bad after. Id sure love my million but id also feel bad

    • @SilvaKnight
      @SilvaKnight 3 роки тому +67

      @@garces718 I won't, as I said I don't even know her 🤑

  • @Nephalem0
    @Nephalem0 3 роки тому +1325

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1m dollars?"
    "Tonight we eat like kings!"

    • @dilliganesh2699
      @dilliganesh2699 3 роки тому +19

      No but i ll do for free

    • @kaylasimpson1436
      @kaylasimpson1436 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah

    • @vinayakthote8411
      @vinayakthote8411 3 роки тому +18

      @@dilliganesh2699 u r dumb then. U lost 1 M

    • @dilliganesh2699
      @dilliganesh2699 3 роки тому +3

      @@vinayakthote8411 if anything we got for free we dont know its worth that 1m i make it my self you dont worry about that

    • @KamikazePlains
      @KamikazePlains 3 роки тому +7

      @@dilliganesh2699 i totally understamd wat you're saying

  • @JimiArchive
    @JimiArchive 3 роки тому +1837

    I wouldn’t even hesitate

  • @mkbruning4280
    @mkbruning4280 21 день тому +1

    World’s hardest punch

  • @eczplosiongg6775
    @eczplosiongg6775 3 роки тому +773

    The quickest, stiffest, million dollar punch anyone will have ever seen with no hesitation.

  • @personhuman241
    @personhuman241 3 роки тому +817

    I literally love it when people go on the internet to “flex” their “beauty” by making ridiculous claims and then people begin making lower offers.

    • @lilcxsx6002
      @lilcxsx6002 3 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @Gl1tch_wis
      @Gl1tch_wis 3 роки тому +18

      Only simps wouldn't do it otherwise any other person would

    • @Gl1tch_wis
      @Gl1tch_wis 3 роки тому

      @@austindaamigo how do u know she's a boxer

    • @georgelibut4242
      @georgelibut4242 3 роки тому +1

      I dont get it

    • @juliameta4625
      @juliameta4625 3 роки тому +2

      So true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @manaphyyy
    @manaphyyy 3 роки тому +325

    “Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?”
    “Alright boys, get ready to be richer than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos!”

    • @Ilk3c3
      @Ilk3c3 3 роки тому +8

      Alright boys hows the new pcs i got you …

    • @Yeet10764
      @Yeet10764 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @fumioshiraki679
      @fumioshiraki679 3 роки тому +1

      Wait there were parts after “would you punch me in the face”?

    • @manaphyyy
      @manaphyyy 3 роки тому

      @@fumioshiraki679 no lol

    • @CoolCars1
      @CoolCars1 3 роки тому

      Yeah lol

  • @Spitfire1410
    @Spitfire1410 29 днів тому

    The fact that this video has over a million likes show men have their priorities in order😁👍

  • @EvilPotato512
    @EvilPotato512 Рік тому +265

    *puts on the brass knuckle for an extra million*

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 Рік тому +4

      OH HELL NAH

    • @EvilPotato512
      @EvilPotato512 Рік тому +2

      @@peterk.2108 no way it is peter kriffin

    • @jacobortiz7087
      @jacobortiz7087 Рік тому +4

      Ohh hell yeah 😎

    • @anotherguyonyoutub3
      @anotherguyonyoutub3 Рік тому +1

      Don’t forget the balla skin, so they have the spikes.

    • @Horizon2509
      @Horizon2509 Рік тому +1

      *covers entire hand with one fingered brass knuckles for lots of extra millions*

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 Рік тому +185

    "Would you punch me in the face for one million dollars"
    Me: *Puts on brass knuckles*

    • @rats703
      @rats703 11 місяців тому +2

      Oh boy better go with love and hate

    • @abel6298
      @abel6298 11 місяців тому +1

      Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥

  • @zuki_mintea
    @zuki_mintea 3 роки тому +447

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?"
    Me and my friends: *don't mind if we do.*

  • @Elixiare
    @Elixiare 2 місяці тому +1

    "would you punch me in the face for 1 million dolla-"
    "GO BEYOND, PLUS ULTRA!"

    • @tehjefey
      @tehjefey 19 днів тому

      Not plus Ultra xD

  • @vysteriousal1
    @vysteriousal1 3 роки тому +623

    "would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars"
    Me : nobody cares about you so, here we go! freee RTX!!

    • @faharsurya7177
      @faharsurya7177 3 роки тому +1

      Urrraaaaaaaa

    • @lexusvip4003
      @lexusvip4003 3 роки тому +4

      I bought an RTX 3070 Legion Pro 5, 32gb ram and 2TB of space... I bought it with AMC investment profit

    • @vysteriousal1
      @vysteriousal1 3 роки тому +1

      @@lexusvip4003 wow!

    • @skullduggerry
      @skullduggerry 3 роки тому +2

      Finally a 3090

    • @bacon6177
      @bacon6177 3 роки тому

      100%

  • @azazel5701
    @azazel5701 3 роки тому +319

    Her: would you punch me for 1 million dollars
    Scorpion: get over here (fatality music ensues)

  • @tanjirokamado7918
    @tanjirokamado7918 3 роки тому +1254

    For those who don't know, StingLikeABee cheat will give you the overpowered punch just like Saitama-kun punches

    • @alchosantervin5262
      @alchosantervin5262 3 роки тому +25

      Ur ruining it, look at my lips ur ruining it

    • @gryph0403
      @gryph0403 3 роки тому +4

      Oh yes, like Satan

    • @zen8418
      @zen8418 3 роки тому +7

      Is it for a game orr??

    • @goodikarma8543
      @goodikarma8543 3 роки тому +20

      @@zen8418 its a GTA Cheat

    • @personintheworld6140
      @personintheworld6140 3 роки тому +5

      This cheat actually works in the san andreas remake and its called super punch, to activate on xbox, its up left A Y rb B B B LT

  • @Lewandowskis_grandfather
    @Lewandowskis_grandfather 2 місяці тому

    Money is the ultimate power 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @brandongregory79
    @brandongregory79 Рік тому +106

    Would you punch me for 1m dollars?
    Me: KAAMEHHHAAAMEH…HAAAAAA

    • @Abyzzz.
      @Abyzzz. 10 місяців тому +2

      U didn’t punch tho-

    • @ambleezy2887
      @ambleezy2887 10 місяців тому +1

      Me:HAKAKAMAKAAAA🤛🏻 them: owwwww😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Leviathan762-zh4lq
      @Leviathan762-zh4lq 6 місяців тому

      Dragon fist 👊

  • @PESSI_editZ
    @PESSI_editZ 6 місяців тому +142

    "Would you punch me in the face for $1,000,000,00 dollars"
    Me: Cash or Card?

    • @shiv-em-all
      @shiv-em-all 5 місяців тому +5

      dont even matter

    • @GokuKakarot-c1p
      @GokuKakarot-c1p 5 місяців тому +1

      Fr cash or card? Ima need them dollars on card

  • @jakr3597
    @jakr3597 Рік тому +130

    "Would you punch me in the fac-"
    *turns into prime mike tyson*

  • @butterfliesarefreetofly6964
    @butterfliesarefreetofly6964 2 місяці тому

    Uhhhh Yes!!!!😂😂😂
    No doubt!!😁😁😁

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 7 місяців тому +174

    “Would you punch me in the face for 1 Million Dollars?”
    Me: *You guys are getting paid?*

  • @mels_1110
    @mels_1110 5 місяців тому +89

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1 mil-"
    Me: "👊"

    • @Catfish270
      @Catfish270 4 місяці тому +1

      Can I return the money later, I don't have this much?

  • @DFO234
    @DFO234 10 місяців тому +118

    “Sir, you can’t punch multiple times…”

  • @mikeholt4228
    @mikeholt4228 15 годин тому

    The last one😭😂🤣

  • @weirdcat2164
    @weirdcat2164 3 роки тому +445

    “Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?”
    Me: SERIOUS PUNCH

  • @erehyegah4294
    @erehyegah4294 Рік тому +135

    "Ill do it for 5 dollars"
    -Kreekcraft

    • @Gorupireedits
      @Gorupireedits Рік тому +4

      "I'll do it for free"*

    • @TragicHeroine-kd6uy
      @TragicHeroine-kd6uy Рік тому

      hope someone says that about your mommas

    • @VZN-ANTI
      @VZN-ANTI Рік тому

      @@Gorupireedits i’ll pay you

    • @That-guy-with-a-croc-profile
      @That-guy-with-a-croc-profile 11 місяців тому

      ​@@TragicHeroine-kd6uymy mom would win that fight EASY!

    • @ewanschirripa08
      @ewanschirripa08 8 місяців тому

      ​@@TragicHeroine-kd6uybro got mad
      Ain't no way you think we would all say yes💀
      Do you know what 1m dollars means!?
      Also i like when I punch something or someone
      So..win-win🤑

  • @haiokthebeast
    @haiokthebeast 3 роки тому +377

    "Would you punch me in the face for $1 million?"
    Josuke: " *CRAZY DIAMOND!* "

    • @m_nto119
      @m_nto119 3 роки тому +5

      DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!

    • @jstrft142
      @jstrft142 3 роки тому +1

      Dorarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararara!!!!

    • @cameliazaharia8692
      @cameliazaharia8692 3 роки тому +1

      DORAAAAAAAAAA

    • @kodelash
      @kodelash 3 роки тому +3

      DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARALALALALA DORA

    • @oldmonk8895
      @oldmonk8895 3 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @duwanlah
    @duwanlah 18 днів тому

    "Would u punch me in the face for a million"
    "GOMU GOMU NOOO JET GATLING"

  • @jeevanrathod8489
    @jeevanrathod8489 Рік тому +118

    "Would you punch me for million dollars"
    I'll do it even for a happy meal

  • @kiticatcookie9913
    @kiticatcookie9913 3 роки тому +521

    Her: “Would you punch me in the face for one million dollars”
    Yes. One question if I punch you again will I get more?

  • @ChrisRedding1
    @ChrisRedding1 3 роки тому +472

    “Would you punch me in the face for a million dollars”
    Huh, you seem like the kinda person that’ll make me want to do it for free

  • @nexus_omegaprime6872
    @nexus_omegaprime6872 2 місяці тому

    After one mill the pitch has been delivered bring me my money

  • @yetb0s
    @yetb0s 3 роки тому +372

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?"
    Me: *takes Vi's gauntlet* say hello to god for me

  • @skully3178
    @skully3178 Рік тому +917

    “I’d do it for free” 🗿

  • @CenabNagiyev
    @CenabNagiyev 3 роки тому +736

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?"
    Me: Finally, my dreams came true!

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 7 днів тому

    Leaving out Mother Gothel is criminal. Yes she will gaslight and manipulate me, but that's... why I'm here

  • @tecku5379
    @tecku5379 3 роки тому +407

    Her: “Would you punch me in the face for $1million.”
    Me and the boys: Behold the
    punchinator 3000

  • @angel_o_death
    @angel_o_death 3 роки тому +270

    “Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?”
    The jojo kids: “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA”

  • @ThatOne8-BitMain
    @ThatOne8-BitMain Рік тому +427

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1 million?"
    Fuck, I'll do it Chicken Nugget Happy Meal

  • @CarsonSpinler
    @CarsonSpinler 2 місяці тому +1

    🤜🤛👊🥊 OK let’s do it💸💵💵🤑

  • @lintberryz
    @lintberryz Рік тому +145

    Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?
    Me: SERIOUS PUNCH!

    • @aldwinocampo8821
      @aldwinocampo8821 Рік тому +4

      Serious Series!

    • @MightyShotgun
      @MightyShotgun Рік тому +1

      ​@@aldwinocampo8821the series isn't serious series it's one punch man

    • @adamphillips2601
      @adamphillips2601 Рік тому +2

      @@MightyShotgunthe moves are called serious series so like serious series; Tableflip or serious punch but basically the moves are a part of the serious series which is like a list or something of serious moves which is what it means

    • @MightyShotgun
      @MightyShotgun Рік тому +1

      @@adamphillips2601 yeh I know that. I watch the opbm series.

    • @monstermunch2682
      @monstermunch2682 Рік тому

      The rules didn’t specify the power of the punch. Just a punch.

  • @Zoroplayzgamez1
    @Zoroplayzgamez1 7 місяців тому +195

    Her:
    *Would u pun-*
    Me:
    *B E T*

    • @MaynalynOreo
      @MaynalynOreo 6 місяців тому

      Imagine if she said your bsf 😂

  • @jaylenbrown6696
    @jaylenbrown6696 3 роки тому +175

    "would you punch me in the face for 1,000,000 dollars?"
    *Switches to Dragon Style*
    *Receive you starts playing*

    • @wesleygriffiths8748
      @wesleygriffiths8748 3 роки тому +9

      Ah, a fellow man of culture, and student of the Komeki Arts....
      I know Kiryu wouldn't approve, but for a mil? Best Believe she'd catch the meanest of Tiger Drops.

    • @NoahPlayz17
      @NoahPlayz17 3 роки тому +2

      No bro I won’t 🥺

    • @naseeemshahbaz3258
      @naseeemshahbaz3258 3 роки тому

      I would
      Jk

    • @BlackRoseRhamnous
      @BlackRoseRhamnous 3 роки тому

      *Flirt With Bomb Intensifies*

    • @annagomez8831
      @annagomez8831 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @JennifarThurman
    @JennifarThurman 3 місяці тому +1

    "And that's why I'm a millionare kids"

    • @NobleNomad
      @NobleNomad 2 місяці тому

      "And that's how I met ypur mother"

  • @elisabetaceraselapopescu1452
    @elisabetaceraselapopescu1452 3 роки тому +274

    Lady:
    "would you punch me in the face for One million dollars?"
    Me:
    "Yesssss, of course" 😆

  • @TMiMO
    @TMiMO 2 роки тому +139

    And that’s how I earned my first million. 🤣

  • @ZeDoPife
    @ZeDoPife 6 місяців тому +467

    "Would you punch me in the face for on-"
    *insert Street fighter KO sound*

    • @RokudoShorts
      @RokudoShorts 6 місяців тому +8

      "Would you punch me--"
      *Predicts the future--*
      Serious Series: Serious Punch.
      ...Keep the change; That money is worthless.

    • @usmannaeem3021
      @usmannaeem3021 6 місяців тому +1

      Yee

    • @the-real-shadotr00
      @the-real-shadotr00 5 місяців тому +2

      "would you punch me in the face for on-"
      *_🔥🔥 GAME!! 🔥🔥_*

  • @HAKX5
    @HAKX5 3 роки тому +253

    "Would you punch me in the face for $1,000,000?"
    Me: *turns into Star Platinum on the spot*

    • @PhenexGMHub
      @PhenexGMHub 3 роки тому +4

      STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO

    • @fastares4553
      @fastares4553 3 роки тому +6

      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @jrjrjr4734
      @jrjrjr4734 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @emmanueldsane-laryea5807
      @emmanueldsane-laryea5807 3 роки тому

      7page muda

    • @Owangejuice_
      @Owangejuice_ 3 роки тому

      ORA

  • @SparkTheElectricBoi
    @SparkTheElectricBoi 3 роки тому +79

    "would you punch me in the face for $1,000,000?"
    Me: *punches twice for 2mil*

  • @bacquivaguidelava
    @bacquivaguidelava 3 роки тому +371

    For those who don’t know, “sting like a bee” is a cheat on gta san andreas that allows your CJ to punch so hard it one shots pedestrians

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 3 роки тому +13

      Nah we have to hit gently so we can farm the money

    • @michaelgrey5532
      @michaelgrey5532 3 роки тому +6

      You know its kinda sad that the late 2000s kids and younger wont understand this lol

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelgrey5532 reminds me of the time when i used to just explore the map was pretty fun i cant seem to enjoy it now anymore

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 3 роки тому +1

      It even launch them away

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelgrey5532 youre wrong, i understand that

  • @JoanneAshraf-s8p
    @JoanneAshraf-s8p 2 місяці тому

    You can't punch her bro-
    Without me😉

  • @ecstaticling
    @ecstaticling 3 роки тому +243

    “If I punch you more do I get more money?”
    “Yes, why?”
    “Hold still this is gonna hurt a little.”
    “Wait wha-“

  • @Flav_cars
    @Flav_cars Рік тому +327

    will smith has joined the chat
    will smith has left the chat with 10trillion dollors

    • @Finn_the_Cat
      @Finn_the_Cat Рік тому +6

      That doesn't count it was slap not a punch

    • @Flav_cars
      @Flav_cars Рік тому +1

      @@Finn_the_Cat oh okay sorry

    • @vhanz-
      @vhanz- Рік тому +2

      Pov: the 10 trillion dollars was in zembabwe bucks 😭

    • @quadrilateral7278
      @quadrilateral7278 Рік тому

      @@vhanz- 💀💀

    • @TexasGuy69
      @TexasGuy69 Рік тому

      ​@@Finn_the_CatStill dont care

  • @tyberiousTem
    @tyberiousTem 7 місяців тому +349

    “Would you punch-“
    “STANDING HERE-“

  • @My_name_is_sturgeon
    @My_name_is_sturgeon Місяць тому

    Serious series: killer move, SERIOUS PUNCH

  • @KnigtyyZ
    @KnigtyyZ 3 роки тому +404

    For anyone asking: "sting like a bee" is a gta san andreas code that makes everything your character punch fly away

    • @ckatkit5775
      @ckatkit5775 3 роки тому +3

      I’ve heard this in Migos “Fight Night”
      Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee
      Wow I didn’t know that👏🏻

    • @Aj-lo2is
      @Aj-lo2is 3 роки тому

      nice reference

    • @0_containment
      @0_containment 3 роки тому +5

      @@ckatkit5775 its actually Muhammad's quote

    • @huntedsog818
      @huntedsog818 3 роки тому

      I thought he was talking about transformers the last knight when bumblebee said “sting like a bee” 😅

    • @wolfkingraiden4455
      @wolfkingraiden4455 3 роки тому

      Hah super punch cheat

  • @Sandwich_People
    @Sandwich_People 3 роки тому +329

    *“Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?”*
    10 cents is a good enough price for me.

  • @raghavnimbalkar1996
    @raghavnimbalkar1996 3 роки тому +410

    Sting like a bee is a cheat code which sends the person you punch to far distances

    • @thatoneguy33198
      @thatoneguy33198 3 роки тому +2

      thank you

    • @BroZoChill
      @BroZoChill 3 роки тому +1

      Sting Like abee you mean

    • @SJDunham
      @SJDunham 3 роки тому +2

      [Sting like abee] - when cheat is activated it sends the opponent back 7 years and it gives them knee, backbone, and shoulder cancer.

    • @noerhaa8420
      @noerhaa8420 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @rockcsak7748
      @rockcsak7748 3 роки тому

      GTASA?

  • @cassandracarriaga9792
    @cassandracarriaga9792 12 днів тому +1

    Bro just use hesoyam😂😂

  • @lewisburton1852
    @lewisburton1852 3 роки тому +356

    “Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars?”
    Her BF: “they owe me like 4 million already.”

  • @Sam_Wich
    @Sam_Wich 3 роки тому +239

    “Would you punch me in the face for 1,000,000 dollars?”
    **pulls out joy-cons**
    **Smash Bros music starts to play**

  • @RajGuptaOfficial
    @RajGuptaOfficial 3 роки тому +370

    For those who don't no :- sting like a bee
    Cheat code in GTA SA for :- Mega punch

  • @aimeemata2419
    @aimeemata2419 21 годину тому

    Honestly, I respect

  • @svyatovrat4071
    @svyatovrat4071 9 місяців тому +149

    >Get 1.000.000
    >Give her 30.000 as a compensation
    >Everybody’s happy

    • @Deniz-rt4fj
      @Deniz-rt4fj 9 місяців тому +17

      U got it wrong u give her 3 cents 👽

    • @BATSY_7798
      @BATSY_7798 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Deniz-rt4fj🗿

    • @Deftfuzzboi
      @Deftfuzzboi 9 місяців тому

      @@BATSY_7798blud it ain’t ”sigma” to fucking punch someone in the face

    • @Dbzedits3
      @Dbzedits3 9 місяців тому

      SIGMA

    • @Bludwhat1
      @Bludwhat1 9 місяців тому

      Nah 1 cent

  • @rpg_knight3716
    @rpg_knight3716 3 роки тому +714

    "I would do it for free" Sun Tzu said that, and i'd say that he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it! So that no living man could best him at the ring of honor!
    Edit: 665?!?! My new record!!

    • @mahmoodali2437
      @mahmoodali2437 3 роки тому +15

      **SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNG**

    • @GlitchTechV1
      @GlitchTechV1 3 роки тому +15

      And with his fight money he bought 2 of every animal on earth, than he loaded them up on a boat and he beat the crap out of every single one!

    • @timszzee2415
      @timszzee2415 3 роки тому +4

      You were good son, real good, maybe even the best

    • @Kayos307
      @Kayos307 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @bubster656
      @bubster656 3 роки тому +1

      CRITICAL HIT!

  • @adurskenplayz5984
    @adurskenplayz5984 3 роки тому +56

    "Would you punch me in the face for 1 million dollars"
    Me: Mom, we're moving in to a mansion

  • @thecosmickidsgaming
    @thecosmickidsgaming 2 місяці тому

    Alright
    10 seconds later
    'combo 2 billion, triple hit, plus a million, double hit"

  • @barakahtalkwithzm3172
    @barakahtalkwithzm3172 Рік тому +253

    I'd do it for a coke 💀💀

  • @zankeekee
    @zankeekee 3 роки тому +409

    "Would you punch me in the face for one million dollars?"
    Of course not. I would do it for free

  • @lysol_spray
    @lysol_spray 8 місяців тому +240

    Husband: wait i could've gotten paid!?!?!

    • @J_Trask
      @J_Trask 7 місяців тому +12

      Lesbian wife: “I could have gotten paid??”
      i.e. there is significantly more domestic violence calls to the police in lesbian relationships, even compared to hetero relationships.

    • @lysol_spray
      @lysol_spray 7 місяців тому +9

      @@J_Trask nobody cares

    • @J_Trask
      @J_Trask 7 місяців тому +6

      @@lysol_spray exactly, and there continues to be very little exposure to this fact 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @lysol_spray
      @lysol_spray 7 місяців тому +5

      @totesmagotes3688 I dont support please get this foolishness out my section

    • @stolenchaser
      @stolenchaser 7 місяців тому

      @@J_Trask no one cares about lesbians

  • @FloweyLeFlower
    @FloweyLeFlower 2 місяці тому

    "would you punch me in the face for 1,000,000 dollars?"
    Me: "it's not worth it.."
    "but it stacks"
    me: "FUCK YES!!"

  • @Errœr16
    @Errœr16 5 місяців тому +420

    *“Sure, did you say $1 or $1m?”*

  • @Stranglethorn
    @Stranglethorn 3 роки тому +719

    "Would you punch me for 1 million dollars?"
    **Gets ready to do the 8 trigrams 64 palm **

    • @Donovant310
      @Donovant310 3 роки тому +15

      Make it 16 trigrams 128 palm

    • @user-jc2in3cp3g
      @user-jc2in3cp3g 3 роки тому +4

      Dies

    • @ikemanproductions7762
      @ikemanproductions7762 3 роки тому +9

      Nah forget that I’m goin baryon mode on dis bish

    • @Donovant310
      @Donovant310 3 роки тому +1

      @@ikemanproductions7762 nah with power of un canon I'm baryon so6p

    • @bruv999
      @bruv999 3 роки тому +3

      8 trigrams 64 belts

  • @dudewithnoamm0308
    @dudewithnoamm0308 3 роки тому +209

    "would you punch me for 1m?"
    "Sorry for this lady but I'll buy you dinner after to make up for this"
    *Throws haymaker*

    • @DistinguishedGorilla
      @DistinguishedGorilla 3 роки тому +3

      She dies

    • @2tnie
      @2tnie 3 роки тому

      Why buy her dinner though?

    • @Leanzazzy
      @Leanzazzy 3 роки тому +7

      I wouldn't even buy her dinner

    • @dudewithnoamm0308
      @dudewithnoamm0308 3 роки тому +1

      Well I can't just punch a random person without helping them out a bit

    • @joesphjoestar7518
      @joesphjoestar7518 3 роки тому +2

      @@dudewithnoamm0308 punch them in slow motion

  • @EastonRamos-m6f
    @EastonRamos-m6f 24 дні тому

    Me:Yeah, one Punch man can you train me?
    Saitama: yeah sure
    Me going back to her house
    One punch

  • @NOT_Inosuke
    @NOT_Inosuke Рік тому +82

    *Mike Tyson has joined the chat*