KSI responds 📰 PEW NEWS📰
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2019
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Outro:
Animation: / jae55555
Song: / @iamactuallyjakehill - Розваги
"Yes i killed Poppy Gloria, but that doesn't prove I'm innocent."
...
Marry Ham did an oopsie
Mary Ham exposed !!
Wait until the big reveal at the end!
Who is Poppy Gloria?
he's not wrong
Mary Ham
:
"Yes, I may have killed her, but that doesn't prove that I'm Innocent"
XD lol, I can't tell if he said that to be funny or if its cause english is his second language.
@@s-my-q9618 then u dumb
It was actually Poppy Gloria herself saying that since Marry Ham was actually Poppy Gloria with a mask on
S-My-Q if u bein serious its cuz he wanted to be funny hes been speaking english for many years by now before 2010 even
I think pewdiepie has lost his grip and start to fall from nice little memes in to the deepest caves or dark web.
2:22 “Yes I may have killed her, but that doesn’t prove I’m innocent.”
She has a point
Ian pg9 HAHAHAHHA
But it was poppy all along
True
What did he try to prove??? 😂😂😂😂
thats factually true !
"Yes I may have killed her, but that doesn't prove I'm innocent"
I lost many brain cells from that sentence
MarcusGaming you rewatching old PewDiePie videos too?
Amber Armstrong
Not who you asked but, im rewatching all of his 📰PEW NEWS📰
@@shawtyswildin i miss pewnews
And I gained some
@@shawtyswildin same same
Mary Ham: "Yes I may have killed her but that doesn't prove I'm innocent."
Poppy Gloria: "it was me all along."
Poppy Gloria did an OOPSIE
Nimses, the spy company that will never succeed thanks to this comment section.
9 year olds, I salute!
I'm really glad there are at least some people smart enough to defy our lord and call his bullshit out.
No joke. Geez...
Wait actually?
My dad told me if I hit 1.1k subs today on my TWC channel he will buy my a lizard help bros :(
@@airpods4139 you can buy your own lizard
17:41 PROOF Mary Ham and Pewdiepie aren’t the same person:
Mary Ham: Has legs
Pewdiepie: Has no legs.
I rest my case.
Also 1:34
It was Poppy Gloria all along
That is the greatest discovery ever you need a noble peace price
Facts
i dont understand why people say that pewds have no legs
Pewds and Mary Ham: she died
Poppy Gloria: it has been me all along
Everyone: (♡.♡)
“Yes I killed her, but that doesn’t prove I’m innocent.” One of the greatest quotes I’ve ever heard lmao 😂
Edit: Most amount of likes I’ve ever gotten on the tubes. Thanks fam 💪🏾👌🏾
Fr lmfao 😂
I litrally searched the comments to see if someone pointed this out
Mary Ham:
"Yes, I may have killed her, but that doesn't prove that I'm innocent"
Mary ham? That's poppy gloria all along
Yes he said that in the video good job
Mary ham who?
I may be an idiot but i'm not stupid
You know what that means...
The way he called KSI “Keeze" had me dying 🤣😂
Ikr lol
Who else is here after ksi and pewds did a meme review
Came here just to see if someone had made this comment
Not me
Not me either
Yup
Meee
The sponsored app sounds like a f***ing Black Mirror episode
Morgz Mum Drives Off A Cliff Meme ua-cam.com/video/gd6E0UdzYo0/v-deo.html
Watch or 2 years of bad luck
Sounds like season 3 episode 1 of black mirror
Mary Ham: switch the places of the letters, M and H.
It becomes Hary Mam.
Sounds like hairy ma'am
Kinda fax Bois??
ОK I am the person that uses nimses and these "smart people" that cant even read terms and conditions properly are retarded. Nimses is a social network that gives you useless coins (bought 2 cups of coffe after 2 years of using) NO MORE NO LESS. IT CAN`T STEAL ANY DATA FROM YOU NEITHER SHARE IT :/
P.s don`t bother yourself and don`t download it cause its just a waste of time (srry for copy paste)
1. Wathes PewDiePie
2. Downloads Nimses
3. Puts in phone number, name and location
4. Gets identity stolen
10/10
Edit: Wathing PewDiePie is a lot like watching him, but you look like 18:02 the whole time.
Ale that’s how mafia works
Wait are you serious?!
this nemsis app thing seems sketchy as fuck, no thank you
The app didn’t even work it wouldn’t send the code
@DeezNuts911 no one believes you
Petition for face reveil at 100.69 million
He reached 100 m now ! Petition ready ???
Nice
Yes
Ok
Poppy is dead
I'm just happy to see that Edgar and Maya are still alive.
Fuke Mu I know this is five months late but honestly same. I remember when pewds first got Edgar (,;
@@kaminSnd jokes on you! They still alive now 😆
Jeffree: I was in a dark place
James: I was in a dark place
Tati: I was in a dark place
Deji: I was in a dark place
Ksi: i was in a dark place
ArRnT yOu gUyS rIcH gO bUy a LaMp
KSI is dark
This made me laugh😂😂😂😂
Wasnt Logan Paul too?
Deji can’t his card will get decline
No
By dark place they mean the ranch
The mirror setup has improved this experience 10000 percent cause I get to see Maya snoozing away
Masked Valkyrie right?! So cuteeee!!!
“Yes I may have killed her but that doesn’t prove I’m innocent”
Gives the same vibes as
“He was like a father to me. I loved him like my son.”
Omg I’ve never really watched pewdiepie and obvi this isn’t a good first video to get an idea but I really loved your views on things and how you talk it through. 💕💕
Nimses is literally the gateway into a real-life Black Mirror episode.
Filmatic how so?
@@benjavier10 google is for searching information wtf
@@AC-eg5uu if you think that is all it is you are silly
Jorge Paramo exactly, pretty much they keep track of your search history, sell that info to advertisers, and thats how u get advertisements based on what u search
@@silvekin it still isn't as scary because they aren't paying you for literally living
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Nimses designers: Let's make the entire app format black and white and menacing to make our terrifying idea even scarier
Heather Swilian haha it's extra funny because you added a second "nobody" hahaha hahaha not a dead meme at all
LingLing1337 bad attempt at being edgy. Keep trying kiddo
@@halehortler147 adding nobody:
is the equivalent of adding le in front of something, it's either funny to some or not funny to others at all
@@LingLing1337 Go back to practicing it's not 40 hrs yet
@@halehortler147 It's the truth though lol
When Mary Ham turns out to be Poppy Gloria the whole time
“They had us in the first half not gonna lie”
I love how pewds actually gave props to ksi
"I may have killed poppy gloria,but that doesn't prove I'm innocent"
Most underrated comment on the internet
It doesn't make sense. I am confusion
POPPY GLORIA IS ALIVE(end of vid)
Bro it turns out that it wasn’t Mary Ham aND WAS POPPY GLORIA ALL ALONG!! THE BREAKING NEWS WAS AT THE END OF THE VIDEO
@@inaammuaz2284 That's the point. It's meant to be a "Hold up" moment.
@@greysonlagarde1771 spoiled for me ahole
75% comments: nimses is bad
25% comments: poppy gloria is back
Me: is that Maya in the background?
its not
It's a maya rug, pick one up in the merch store!
This is not true....Mary ham just wants to make you think it’s poppy Gloria it’s really Mary ham
I saw maya toi
@@alexport5419 it is lol, Edgar too, Look in the mirror at the bottom right.
KSI: money going to charity.
Logan paul: haha i claimed all the revenue to the videos.
@Bhavyansh Purohit hey buddy, i liked the line, is anything wrong
Maza: UA-cam hates queer creators and doesnt support them.
James Charles: exists.....
“I may have killed poppy gloria, but that doesn’t prove i’m innocent”
-mary ham 2019
I love mary ham’s logic
Spoiler Alert: MARY HAM IS POPPY GLORIA!
MARIELA VAZQUEZ i noticed that too! N was like what?! 😹👏🏼
Felix: promotes a game that requires you to be 13+
9 year olds: ????
lol
Juliana Rodriguez nice
its not even a game its just next level info stealing
Double nine year olds
9 years olds: I'm a joke to you ?
pewds: remove hateful content, idc
youtube removing coco:
"Yes I may have killed her, but that does not prove I am innocent"
Shit, she got us there.
"Yes I may have killed her, but that doesn't mean I'm innocent" - Mary Ham, 2k19
you mean Poppy Gloria
That's a very Chicago line
What the actual fuck just when I saw ur comment it exactly played at that moment hahah
Firs Mary killed Poppy but she was still a life, then she took revenge and killed Mary (jeeej). Now peas has returned
4:39
Poppy Gloria: *is criticized for not doing research*
PewDiePie: *terminates her*
Mary Ham: *is getting death threats and is a murderer*
PewDiePie: she’s not THAT bad
Spoiler alert, she is Polly Gloria after all, so in the end we were sending death threats to Poppy Gloria for killing Poppy Gloria.. WHAT??
I find it satisfying to just reload UA-cam to see your comment average 5 likes every second. Feels so good to see it go up
Hey that's basicly Vox media
Fake news!
Whatever happened to Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow?
I'm just imagining this being someone's first Pewdiepie video.
Bro ksiXpewdiepie is the best duo
Roses are red
The sky is blue
I didn't sign up for nimses
And neither should you
Nimses...
_NEMISIS!_
[Kinda Obvious]
@Jazmine Loera its a scam
I deleted it after reading a review exposing it LOL
Luckily i didnt sign up Aa
Tej u assole I know ur an indian if u don’t like him G T F O
Felix: “Now imagine for a second... if everyone downloaded this app”
*SCREAMS OF TERROR*
subscribe to steven crowder
Nimses INVITATION CODE: p49bvx
Black Mirror intensifies.
Sounds like a villain
Verify me on Nimses please. Invitation code: J57EV9
The problem with these kinds of rules is that they aren't always evenly applied.
I legit stared at Maya's reflection in the bottom right corner of the screen for almost the whole video since I thought it was Mary Ham giving the news... But it was Poppy Gloria the whole time😭
Poppy Gloria: Overall good
Mary Ham: Promotes a piramid scheme on her second week
BUT THIS WAS POPPY GLORIA
*Poppy is the one who promoted the scheme*
Poppy Gloria: promoting pyramid scheme on first day back
Or it's just Mary ham pretending to be poppy gloria and promoting a pyramid scheme as her to tarnish her reputation even further after she was killed by Mary ham
Jpmz pew news no longer objective
“I don’t think I heard about anything like this, except in a Sci-Fi scenario”
*I wonder why*
@Expired Milk close enough boy, dont you think?
Smells like sth straight out of black mirror
@@yeesus156 exactly
@@WarringFighter please investigate this nimses app
@@Shrimpin_Needles bold of you to assume it wasnt somehow sponsored by the US goverment
Felix found the right way to wear epic glasses
I knew Poppy Gloria wasn't dead i just knew it in my heart
What about Gloria Borger?
The more pewds talked about Nimses, the more it sounded like a pyramid scheme
or a crypto miner
Honestly, it fits Mary Ham's personality
Exactly.
Or somekind of spyware
That’s because it probably is
Me: *sees Nimses ad*
Also me: “Hehe, [Pewdiepie’s] in danger.”
Why?
@@ubermensch5127 looks a bit sketchy and if we already think that, the media will definitely find an excuse to make him look bad.
Jannes PEWDIEPIE IS WORKING FOR ( insert terrorist group) TO HACK YOUR PHONES
@@keyanstoney1742 he is part of u know who from Siria
@@notoriousbig3k Voldemort is from Siria?
I love how Maya is just chillin at the background XDDD
Maza calls himself a queer on his vox videos so why is it such a big problem when someone else calls him that too?
What a hypocrite
You're focusing too much on the gay part.
@@francescotonello3715 all he did was say Maza was a latino lispy gay guy. No were in that comment does he make fun of Maza for being guy, or latino, or lispy, he is just pointing out that fact.
Icky Cosovo He just called maza what he calls himself all the time, exposing the double standard of the toxic alphabet community
I think he might have a problem with it because it was being used insultingly
Bc “queer” was used against lgbt people and now we reclaimed that word... we can use it but straight cis people can’t
**waits for the next (PEWDIEPIE DID AN OOPSIE because of Nimses ad) video**
Exactly lol
You mean Mary ham 😂👌
Mary ham shall fall from this MUAHAHHAHA
Nepitune app that generates currency you spend just by having it installed....nothing fishy
What what everyone has been saying, the app takes your personal information and basically knows everything you’re doing,
Thought the Nimses thing sounded cool for 2.5 seconds and then I read the comments
Good lord
Jackson Schott same
Seems like a cool concept but dang it appears to ask for a lot
I thought it was just me😂
Same
"1.7 million subs?!"
Pewds, it was 1.7 meters
maya is just chillin'
nimses is sketchy as hell.
I smell another OOPSIE incoming followed by crazy mass media
Koteshima : agreed but who knows, sounds like a good idea but the internet will mess it up probably
same!
A couple years ago Jacksfilms was sponsored by them but the app never really took off so now that pewds said it maybe it'll become something
True, well see in a while space cowboy
ReAd ThE tOp CoMmEnT
Facebook: *discovers new way to violate our privacy*
Nimses: Write that down, write that down
Hay do you play coc
If you live in a small town and have a lot of online friends, you become Master of your own Temple! Be the master of your own domain lol
@@mandala314 Mark Zuckerberg disliked that
@iloveroblox u keep editing as ur likes increase or decrease
Hay the one who like my comments should i get the gold pass
Nobody:
Me: cries as poppy gloria returns
Moral of the story:
The internet is a weird place and has the most stupid people but sometimes there are good people who just give actual content
Yee yee
yas
*Poppy Gloria returns * top 10 anime reveals
NANI!
The Nimses app is kinda sketchy for me chief.... but that coming from Poppy Gloria, big oppsie
Apparently poppy gloria cant do anything right.
No Mary ham
Mary Ham is officially cancelled 🙅😤
That's Mary ham that did the advertising
It's a pyramid scheme.
It’s so hard to take him seriously with that getup
Mary Ham: is pissed off that everyone is hating
WELL, YA SHOULDN'T HAVE DISRESPECTED WHAMAN, MARY HAM!
Poppy Gloria: *Gets resurrected and brought back to PewNews*
Also Poppy Gloria: *Makes another oopsie by advertising Nimses*
the official video had comments disabled and ratings off. they know people will call them out so they tried to hide it
@Meaty Tree the app ask all your personal and private info, like...all of them. Some app might just ask your facebook social media info, or maybe just what you posted or whatever. But it's ALL OF THEM. Even your location. It's not like uber, you don't have to give your location, right? But they ask it to you. And the worst thing is that everyone can even see where you live, and then see your social media and see what's up with them.
Fuuuuuuu
@@mohammadripan337 they also keep ur info after you delete it
@Meaty Tree It asks for every detail of your personal life + financial pyramids lol
”Yes I killed her, but that doesn’t prove I’m innocent.”
- Mary Ham, 2019
It was poppy gloria
-Poppy Gloria, 2019
It was POPPY GLORIA
Maya and Edgar sleeping in the background was the best
Love how he makes a video about jj and wears a black mask
He? It's Poppy Gloria.
"I am Poppy Gloria all along"
Me: *What*
Poppy: *what*
Pewds: *WHAT*
YOUVENEVERPLAYEDTUBERSIMULATOR!
@@rallygozzy9206 peubfffffffffsshhhh
@@ohaimark9449 you know it's fun right?
Teh Lucky Duck I’m not supposed to give my opinion
@@kitkat12021 but give it a try, and then you can tell me if it's good or not
"The idea is to turn human life into financial capital"
A chilling sentence...
Enslavement time :DDD
I think he means well but certainly worded in an odd way most people wont like. I think what hes trying to get at is we can make money doing things most of us already do (use social media).
We're not superficial enough yet, guys!
Is it just me or does this app just seem like the continuation of karma/like whoring on places like twitter/facebook/reddit?
OOF
iLinked Can’t wait)))))))))
i come back to this video everytime to remember that my whole life was a lie
wdym
I want to see the entire Gloria and Ham story made in an hour-long, Jojo styled, animated movie.
2017: Diss tracks
2018:Boxing matches
2019: exposing each other
2020: chess game
TGAY
Azrax Sypher 2021: dance fight
Yes
2021: War
HA HA HA LAUGH MY ASS OFF THIS COMMENT ID HILARIOUS
bruh felix, this nimses stuff is a controversy waiting to happen
run while you can, dude
run while you can
dragonlover7196 No it was Mary ham
But yea it’s pretty sketchy
Crafterpro_360 no it was Poppy Gloria! Come on man are you even watching Broseph? 😒
Gotta go fast
Ironic coming from Sonic
That beginning app sounds kinda scary and a bit black mirror-ish (excited to see where it goes)
left us on the biggest cliff hanger
"I may have murdered her, but that doesn't mean I'm innocent"
Mary Ham is evolving
Nay
Kyle Matthews ikr
Its poppy Gloria you dummy dumb balls
Ksi and dejis relationship is probably the best of all the brothers on UA-cam
Well, now it is. But back then it was just a..... total dumpster fire
Not really
Wow. Poppy really pulled the ham over our eyes on this one... well played.
That Nimses app is genuinely terrifying
I just hit 47.2K views man
@Empore XIV. Im so proud of this community!
@@RareNBAFootage take your self advertisement elsewhere
Scp shit right there
Nimses genuinely terrified me when he started talking about it
It sounds really sketchy tbfh
Me too, I really hope this whole nemses thing doesn't take off
Legit me too, worst sponsor ever
He almost seemed brainwashed while promoting them...He seemed very strange...
I know right?
KSI has hair that looks like chicken feet
It's amazing
In Crowder's defense, he didn't call Maza anything that he Maza didn't call himself
"Yes I might have killed her, that doesn't prove I'm innocent" - Mary Ham
Anon Anon Very original
Actually poppy gloria said that
Poppy Gloria is going to steal Marys Nims
Lol
Confused face
That ad sounded like you were describing the plot to one of the Black Mirror episodes
Commissar Kitchen That’s the one. It’s eerily similar.
Well, Black Mirror *is* edited in at 0:38
Literery the font of their name is the same as the one of bkack mirror
Gob the Great it’s like the Chinese system
Gob the Great Holy shit “the goal is turning human beings into capital” pewds is desperate or didn’t comprehend what the script meant because that’s hilariously dystopian
I've always wanted to buy your merch, but most of the time it's too expensive 😭
Awww maya is sooo cute sleeping
Comments:
99% how sketchy nemsis is
1% hate on Mary Ham
*She's learning how to distract us*
*He
Harry XD Mary ham is a boy smh
It wasn't even mary ham
Did u not watch the whole video
She’s a master of the 48 Laws of Power.
The sponsorship will be blamed on Poppy Gloria, God rest her soul.
THIS WAS ALL PART OF HER PLAN
Top 10 anime plotwists:
1. Mary Ham is Poppy Gloria
That's why she wears the mask
Morgz Mum Drives Off A Cliff Meme ua-cam.com/video/gd6E0UdzYo0/v-deo.html
pewdiepie managed to promote an app, gfuel, his merch and his game all in 1 video, fkn sellout
Spoiler you schmock
Poppy Gloria took over Mary Ham's consciousness?
Gawd d*nm it, i didn't realize how much I could of missed the signature intro
seeing maya and edgar sleeping made me so happy! they are so cute
Black Mirror: technology can be used for evil
Felix: so Nimses...
*THE PROPHECY IS TRUE*
Meakah you either die a hero,
Or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...
wait why do we have similiar pictures this is very creepy
On this comment when the likes are 399
DONT LIKE ANYMORE DAMMIT
Meakah It’s on 666 so i won’t ruin it :)
So far trying Nimses, it's like that episode where the girl loses points, everyone is constantly giving each other points. I'm not even a human yet lol
Top 10 Anime Comebacks:
1. Poppy Gloria
thank you
I don't get the joke. Someone explain please
@@Vertex-nm3ug no
Ouch
She's dead like Swedish government
*top ten anime moments*
I am Poppy Gloria all along
I agree with crowders comments about maza
Privacy: I will be safe
Nimses: No , I don’t think you will
Blindmaster69 forced meme
uthy pranks TV no
I didn’t expect all these likes
Thanks 🙏🏾
70% of comments:this nimses app is a scary terrible idea press
30% of comments:POPPY GLORIA
I'd say it's more perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Petscop 2
@@ahacker3385
This comment makes me not feel so good
@-bakugou is My Religion- petscop 2
-bakugou is My Religion- the best goddam news reporter of all youtube
No worries pewds - I’ve had my Fig Pride shirt for years now and I’ll wear it for you.
Poppy Gloria's back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Nemsis : exists
Privacy : am i a joke to you ?
@Subscribe To Me Hahaha they have 106 million subs
Just read there privacy policy, some scary stuff.
@@LekkerGeitje why what does it say
@@mimic6338 basically that they collect information about you and keep collecting Information.
And it's a lot of Information they store. Just have a look at it in there policy.
It's Not clear what they do with it but they do pay you for using the app and the money has to come from somewhere.
Poppy Gloria: *comes back to life*
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled
The bamboozler Has Been bamboozled
ʎǝɹʎǝɹ fellow rvb fan)
POPPY GLORIAS BACK YAYYY
I stand with crowder
That Nims thing sounds legitimately horrifying no thanks
Tyler Warner couldn’t have put it any better
Tyler Warner it’s really bad
It is literally using the information you have already added to social media
Fr it doesnt even look safe
This isn't going to end well....