What happens when you microwave Soap?

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  • @emeryyyy
    @emeryyyy 2 місяці тому +4496

    my science teacher actually did this and let us all wash our hands with the fluff, super fun

    • @Hbomb411
      @Hbomb411 2 місяці тому +162

      Thank you for sharing this because I was immediately wondering if you could still wash with it as fluffy soap.😂 🧼🫧

    • @TheGrimReaper19
      @TheGrimReaper19 Місяць тому +73

      Lucky. Wish I had that science teacher, mine doesn’t even tell us what we’re supposed to do and lays back saying “I won’t bother you, do it yourself”

    • @qttcatm
      @qttcatm 28 днів тому +15

      LUCKYYY

    • @Blue-100
      @Blue-100 25 днів тому +40

      ​@@TheGrimReaper19 I used to have a chemistry teacher like this, every single student in all of his classes got Fs that year. I genuinely hope he was fired because there's no way they could deny he was at fault.

    • @tameradomingo2014
      @tameradomingo2014 10 днів тому +10

      At least the soap wasn't completely wasted

  • @jackada7655
    @jackada7655 2 роки тому +15720

    Then the whispering were heard:
    "Why don't you eat it, I know you want to eat it"

    • @carlitosjuarez221
      @carlitosjuarez221 2 роки тому +94

      In prison when you drop the soap. 🤫

    • @chocomochi5894
      @chocomochi5894 2 роки тому +95

      The voices... .. . They scare me

    • @Ssaejuu
      @Ssaejuu 2 роки тому +40

      Eren yeager

    • @abbbble
      @abbbble 2 роки тому +29

      Eren Yeager??

    • @Ssaejuu
      @Ssaejuu 2 роки тому

      @@abbbble his manipulation will kill us

  • @mainulislam5045
    @mainulislam5045 2 роки тому +204333

    "obviously don't eat it"
    I'm gonna eat it

    • @DesertDog
      @DesertDog 2 роки тому +9

      Colon cleanse

    • @lytro626
      @lytro626 2 роки тому +4354

      No way I could not take a bite out of that cotton candy soap

    • @pabnckncykma1297
      @pabnckncykma1297 2 роки тому +4108

      Cops: "So what do you wanna have as your last meal?"
      Death row: "Ivory soap cotton candy."

    • @saucy0_0
      @saucy0_0 2 роки тому +2062

      "Who gon stop me"

    • @M4rcLL
      @M4rcLL 2 роки тому +568

      LMAO I wanted to say the same thing

  • @Fuzzgeneral
    @Fuzzgeneral 9 днів тому +641

    “When you drop soap”
    Something magical happens

    • @Elijah-canthinkofonesorry
      @Elijah-canthinkofonesorry 8 днів тому +19

      it just slips

    • @rEsonansDx
      @rEsonansDx 7 днів тому +12

      it turns into a live fish

    • @erikagray9883
      @erikagray9883 6 днів тому +50

      😂 a little prison humor 😂

    • @MaxMTTpm
      @MaxMTTpm 6 днів тому +13

      An interesting double standard, and its at a males expense 😕

    • @MOE13576
      @MOE13576 6 днів тому +4

      What your mom says😊

  • @fundude6127
    @fundude6127 2 роки тому +2699

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    Damn it there goes my evening plans

  • @nekosaira
    @nekosaira 2 роки тому +12894

    “Hey David, what flavor of cotton candy do you want?”
    *”Ivory soap.”*

    • @urmum_iscute
      @urmum_iscute 2 роки тому +22

      underrated comment

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 2 роки тому +4

      Hahahaha

    • @adaireya4506
      @adaireya4506 Рік тому +3

      Hahahahaha brilliant hilarious

    • @ironic3255
      @ironic3255 Рік тому +7

      Thats the way you get rid of kids tell them it's cotton candy

    • @-Huh-
      @-Huh- Рік тому +3

      @@ironic3255 that’s dark

  • @falcon1378
    @falcon1378 2 роки тому +36186

    “When microwaving regular soap.”
    Ah yes, one of my favorite pastimes.

    • @ayvahgrace
      @ayvahgrace 2 роки тому +136

      same😭

    • @harribr3
      @harribr3 2 роки тому +53

      😫😫😫

    • @mariannelynnlatjow5641
      @mariannelynnlatjow5641 2 роки тому +66

      Should we form a club and should we go nationwide?

    • @falcon1378
      @falcon1378 2 роки тому +28

      @@mariannelynnlatjow5641 definitely.

    • @SweetforS
      @SweetforS 2 роки тому +42

      @Memecus Maximus yeah it feels like it should be passtimes

  • @Sadly_sammy
    @Sadly_sammy 4 місяці тому +106

    “Mom what’s for dinner?”
    “Oh soap”💀💀💀💀

  • @ezekieljustin112
    @ezekieljustin112 2 роки тому +7836

    "Honey, why does the food smell like soap?"
    "I dunno might be that one time our son put soap in the microwave"

    • @ILovePanta123
      @ILovePanta123 2 роки тому +50

      How do you think microwaves are cleaned? Obviously you don't use the bars but soap is still used on microwaves

    • @AxolPiezz
      @AxolPiezz 2 роки тому +243

      @@ILovePanta123 microwaving the soap is different from cleaning a microwave with soap

    • @justingutierrez2447
      @justingutierrez2447 2 роки тому +7

      Of summer vacation and school..

    • @batkamarri13
      @batkamarri13 2 роки тому +49

      **Remembers the Woman Who made Lasagna in the Dishwasher**

    • @MrSockez
      @MrSockez 2 роки тому +3

      .... I don't think you understand how microwave radiation works...

  • @k.h6635
    @k.h6635 2 роки тому +9615

    "What you're doing honey ?"
    "I whipped the oven"

    • @Charl3y3
      @Charl3y3 2 роки тому +69

      i am an oven.

    • @kitGoesquack
      @kitGoesquack 2 роки тому

      Hmm yes, the ovenussy

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 роки тому +50

      @@Charl3y3 you are the danger

    • @_ghst_7904
      @_ghst_7904 2 роки тому +25

      @@wesley_3 Oven: IM GETTING SO HOT STEP DAD!!!
      5 days later
      Oven: Guess who has a bun in the oven

    • @_ghst_7904
      @_ghst_7904 2 роки тому +17

      Someone end me

  • @hsfox2792
    @hsfox2792 2 роки тому +4053

    "Mom we ran out of ivory soap"
    "Get whats left of it and put it in the microwave"

  • @StickNick5225
    @StickNick5225 2 місяці тому +34

    My mouth watered at the end…

  • @Paranoiacy
    @Paranoiacy 2 роки тому +11282

    "It looks like cotton candy"
    I know what I'm doing for 1st April

  • @linzeelamb4485
    @linzeelamb4485 2 роки тому +7919

    "Obviously when you microwave the soap" me: Yea I know cuz I've TOTALLY microwaved soap

    • @Diseaseisreversible
      @Diseaseisreversible 2 роки тому +58

      Is this sarcasm? Because I have actually done this multiple times in my life lol

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 2 роки тому +24

      Well now I’m gonna

    • @Diseaseisreversible
      @Diseaseisreversible 2 роки тому +22

      @@dylansickinger545 yeah do it it's fun, and it's super cheap soap too

    • @pandadoesgacha5490
      @pandadoesgacha5490 2 роки тому +3

      @@Diseaseisreversible I’m pretty sure

    • @_Experience_.
      @_Experience_. 2 роки тому +29

      @@Diseaseisreversible obv it’s sarcasm u think microwaving soap is normal? 🤨 lmao

  • @alexhlavka8838
    @alexhlavka8838 2 роки тому +10517

    Ivory soap: invented by leaving the mixer on too long.
    Shaving cream: invented by leaving the ivory soap in the microwave too long.
    What’s next??

    • @andrejris7273
      @andrejris7273 2 роки тому +122

      i just rated this comment to be good

    • @haveyoueverhadadream
      @haveyoueverhadadream 2 роки тому +190

      Cotton candy: guys cut it out
      clouds: are you my twin?

    • @jask8905
      @jask8905 2 роки тому +180

      Soap: invented by leaving the shaving cream in the freezer too long.

    • @-Melaniee-
      @-Melaniee- 2 роки тому +22

      @chancengamen they meant what they said 😶‍🌫️

    • @comfyspy2123
      @comfyspy2123 2 роки тому +17

      Leaving shaving cream in the microwave for too long

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 8 днів тому +14

    Forbidden meringue

  • @Pigeon_Moment
    @Pigeon_Moment 2 роки тому +10109

    "Don't eat it"
    *Ferb I know what we're going to do today*

  • @ultraslayolence
    @ultraslayolence Рік тому +2590

    “Lets see what happens when I put soap in the microwave!”
    *house exploding*

    • @Lyanxx1
      @Lyanxx1 Рік тому +18

      Soap trusted you.

    • @RedRanger-ll7hx
      @RedRanger-ll7hx Рік тому +11

      ​@@Lyanxx1 I thought I could too

    • @apoorva24
      @apoorva24 Рік тому +11

      ​@@RedRanger-ll7hx So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?

    • @fortnitexpglitches9247
      @fortnitexpglitches9247 Рік тому

      Na someone in my school did this

    • @SCP-682_Keter
      @SCP-682_Keter Рік тому +2

      @@apoorva24 when I was young and patriotic, when I first met Vladimir makarov

  • @jimmybuffet4970
    @jimmybuffet4970 2 роки тому +4599

    “Obviously don’t eat it.”
    TikTok: Hold my beer.

    • @asadfarraj
      @asadfarraj 2 роки тому +67

      More like:
      Hold my phone.

    • @SSHhhhhhhh939
      @SSHhhhhhhh939 2 роки тому +38

      More like:hold my tide pods

    • @mint.6068
      @mint.6068 2 роки тому +16

      More like: Hold my jellies.

    • @chickennuggetpaw
      @chickennuggetpaw 2 роки тому +4

      “Hold my liquid hand soap”

    • @bsf4962
      @bsf4962 2 роки тому +21

      TikTok: Hold my last neuron.

  • @bigfellowjamarcus6271
    @bigfellowjamarcus6271 3 місяці тому +17

    I am suddenly reminded of a Totally Spies episode where the the yellow one was asked to make the soap float by her teacher lol

  • @chez-games
    @chez-games 5 місяців тому +3623

    “don’t eat it”
    YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME!!!

  • @andypark7444
    @andypark7444 2 роки тому +4605

    “obviously don’t eat it”
    everyone: *C O N S U M E*

  • @ahmadhamidi5560
    @ahmadhamidi5560 2 роки тому +4227

    "don't eat it"
    my brain: "eat it"

    • @angeldflicxl
      @angeldflicxl 2 роки тому +15

      man really stole the top comment get out

    • @cynthiamarcellus7853
      @cynthiamarcellus7853 2 роки тому +1

      Fr 😂

    • @Abdullah6213hELlo
      @Abdullah6213hELlo 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @rockorso125
      @rockorso125 2 роки тому +4

      Stolen

    • @meredithaherntamilio4553
      @meredithaherntamilio4553 2 роки тому

      Watch this will be the new trend with the ( STUPID KIDS ) AND THEY WILL PROBABLY ADD FOOD COLORING TO IT ,,COTTON GREEN SOAPPY CANDY 🍬 ..I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE TIDE PODS THING .HOW STUPID DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO BE, I GUESS GETTING THE BAR OF IVORY SOAP SCRAPED ON MY TOP TEETH CURED ME..LOL BRING THAT BACK AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR SAYING BAD WORDS ...THE KIDS WOULD PROBABLY BE BEGGING FOR IT ,ALL YOU'LL HEAR IS F THIS AND F THAT LOL OHHH LORD ,IM SO GLAD MY CHILDREN DIDN'T GO THROUGH ANYTHING SO STUPID, SMOKE YOUR POT KIDS ,RATHER THAN EATING SOAP THAT WILL KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE TOILET FOR DAYS, AND NO MUMMY AND DADDY WILL NOT GO BUY U DIREAH MEDS ..LOL

  • @BlueValco
    @BlueValco 5 днів тому +3

    “Obviously don’t eat it.”
    My brain: “eat it.”

  • @AM-jd7ow
    @AM-jd7ow 2 роки тому +1705

    *adds pink colouring*
    *stares at the screen with the most demonic smile known to man*

    • @IChangedMyName_123
      @IChangedMyName_123 2 роки тому +11

      Haaaaaaa

    • @hellod7961
      @hellod7961 2 роки тому +10

      D:

    • @colleenbean030
      @colleenbean030 Рік тому +15

      To dangerous to be left alive

    • @FizBliz
      @FizBliz Рік тому

      I've never laughed at a comment more

    • @oblivion4924
      @oblivion4924 Рік тому +1

      Today this man made a choice to go about on a journey of the littlest amount of tomfoolery

  • @WiseDragon50
    @WiseDragon50 2 роки тому +1450

    "Do not eat it."
    Mother, Mother I crave the forbidden cloud 👀

    • @genesisofthebetween
      @genesisofthebetween 2 роки тому +30

      FORBIDDEN CLOUD LMAO

    • @jobamajoestar8817
      @jobamajoestar8817 2 роки тому +9

      Mother : why the cloud smell like the soup that I bought. . . Wut did u do 😡

    • @MapleMountain768
      @MapleMountain768 2 роки тому +2

      it sounds like something sniperwolf would say! Lol

    • @Susancreamwood
      @Susancreamwood 2 роки тому

      @🌸olivia🌸 We gotta bring back bullying what the fuck is this

    • @237m3
      @237m3 2 роки тому +2

      to the ivory soap that I have found

  • @ssneakyandfriends1626
    @ssneakyandfriends1626 Рік тому +3022

    The forbidden cotton candy.
    +8 poison damage
    +1 buoyancy.
    -1 base damage.

  • @vieilatome2257
    @vieilatome2257 6 днів тому +2

    "don't eat it"
    Jeez, I didn't think George Orwell foresaw this good.

  • @sabel_yt
    @sabel_yt 2 роки тому +1445

    dont eat it
    one of my brain cells: "eat it"
    the rest of my brain cells: "eat it!"

    • @camdaman9857
      @camdaman9857 2 роки тому +34

      Your heart:”eat it”

    • @MissWobbles
      @MissWobbles 2 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @pleblep2741
      @pleblep2741 2 роки тому +10

      This is literally how tumors work

    • @haaz386
      @haaz386 2 роки тому

      I don't think you have brain cells.....

    • @sarape6597
      @sarape6597 2 роки тому +5

      U got more than one brain cell?? Thats not fair i aint got none 😪

  • @zukiix_
    @zukiix_ Рік тому +4405

    “don’t eat it”
    *”how about we eat it”*

  • @tavarisjones551
    @tavarisjones551 Рік тому +4396

    I think that ivory just found a way to sell you air...

    • @Lego-fv9ch
      @Lego-fv9ch Рік тому +182

      Lays: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

    • @RErnie-gv1hv
      @RErnie-gv1hv Рік тому +60

      From the makers/sellers of bottled tap water.

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 Рік тому +28

      McDonalds did the same thing with their shakes about 10 years ago.

    • @hunterstokes9306
      @hunterstokes9306 Рік тому +1

      Duh.....

    • @anthonypowell4240
      @anthonypowell4240 Рік тому +8

      Bro another company is selling air now?

  • @OMaR0sky895
    @OMaR0sky895 3 місяці тому +10

    "Don't eat it"
    And exactly who is gonna stop me?

  • @bootycheez-xy7wy
    @bootycheez-xy7wy Рік тому +4779

    "When microwaving regular soap it's just not as fun" bro said that like we gonna relate💀

    • @SonicMondragon
      @SonicMondragon Рік тому +13

      I thought this exact comment when he said that lol

    • @CowboyCookhouse
      @CowboyCookhouse Рік тому +12

      Fr. Who casually has a microwave for experiment reasons

    • @yisroelbinstok1122
      @yisroelbinstok1122 Рік тому +3

      he said cool not fun

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z Рік тому +2

      I low-key microwaved my soap bar last week n that shi was wack

    • @mobimoddz
      @mobimoddz Рік тому +2

      I use liquid soap

  • @danced_with_no_permit4830
    @danced_with_no_permit4830 Рік тому +2517

    We used to use ivory soap to take baths in the pond before we had running water cuz it was the only soap you wouldnt loose when you dropped it

    • @Johnsmith710s
      @Johnsmith710s Рік тому +154

      The way it’s formulated also doesn’t upset most fresh water ecosystems, so it’s safe to use with your drinking water/fishing pond

    • @danced_with_no_permit4830
      @danced_with_no_permit4830 Рік тому +85

      @@Johnsmith710s did not know that, I just knew we couldn't use regular soap because it would sink and disappear.

    • @nipzipz208
      @nipzipz208 Рік тому +10

      ​@@danced_with_no_permit4830 lol

    • @pizza8050
      @pizza8050 Рік тому +1

      wtf

    • @Pack_Watch
      @Pack_Watch Рік тому +2

      Let me guess… africa 😂

  • @MohYT_
    @MohYT_ 2 роки тому +4904

    Imagine if u made that on a superscale, even mark rober would be jealous

    • @jsav6058
      @jsav6058 2 роки тому +58

      But hed have to have a giant microwave, or something similar that would work the same. Would be cool tho

    • @whipit2404
      @whipit2404 2 роки тому +53

      @@jsav6058 it’d be even more fun to stand in the giant microwave when it’s running!

    • @denizyildiz8157
      @denizyildiz8157 2 роки тому +13

      @@jsav6058 nuke it

    • @jsav6058
      @jsav6058 2 роки тому +29

      @@whipit2404 Sounds like skin c4ncer on every square inch of your body🤠

    • @jsav6058
      @jsav6058 2 роки тому +5

      @@denizyildiz8157 Thats big boom

  • @DandFTv
    @DandFTv 3 місяці тому +5

    Me thinking this was two truths and a trash

  • @Pisttolz
    @Pisttolz 2 роки тому +2356

    “Honey, what are you doing?”
    “DROPPING THE SOAP”

  • @j.jmilan551
    @j.jmilan551 2 роки тому +330

    "Don't eat it."
    First it was Tide pods. Now it's ivory soap. History just keeps repeating itself.

    • @futuristicbus61
      @futuristicbus61 2 роки тому +2

      From musicly to TikTok, we just keep making the same mistakes

  • @katbland9149
    @katbland9149 Рік тому +517

    As someone who makes bar soap, i would just like to inform anyone who might not know that the chemicals that burn off soap while microwaving it is toxic to your lungs. :) I hope everyone has a wonderful day!!

    • @lemonandlively
      @lemonandlively Рік тому +16

      So how do we achieve this in a safe way 👀

    • @sherriwilson6290
      @sherriwilson6290 Рік тому +6

      What's your website?

    • @katbland9149
      @katbland9149 Рік тому

      @@lemonandlively @Autistic Jane you could probably do it, just like in the video and you may not be affected at all. If you do it once I doubt it will have any negative side effects. I would suggest wearing a mask, opening a window and letting your microwave air out before cooking anything.
      My logice behind it being toxis is bc when making soap, you add a lye water solution to different oils and the fumes from lye are toxic. Soap makers wears long gloves and masks when making soap bc of the toxic nature of the lye. Once the soaps cure the lye has fully bound to the oils creating the solid bar soap we know. At this point the soap is safe to use on our skin but it still isn't safe to digest or inhale. :)

    • @SharkOSix
      @SharkOSix Рік тому +3

      Man no one could of guessed that. Would be something I'd say here but saying I just watched it happen now I can't):

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 Рік тому +10

      Good to know. Would the soap be usable after getting microwaved? The Ivory?

  • @kakyoinnoriaki4015
    @kakyoinnoriaki4015 7 днів тому +2

    Literally forbidden cotton candy

  • @jacktorrance2633
    @jacktorrance2633 2 роки тому +344

    Next person to use the microwave-
    "My pizza rolls taste funny"

    • @Tbland72
      @Tbland72 2 роки тому +11

      😂🤣

    • @Veronica_yuh
      @Veronica_yuh 2 роки тому +1

      Only if they just put the pizza rolls on a plate

    • @brady5994
      @brady5994 Рік тому

      Oh I wonder why

  • @theenderboy7856
    @theenderboy7856 2 роки тому +506

    "Don't eat it"
    Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

    • @urbangoose001
      @urbangoose001 2 роки тому +13

      There’s a hundred and four days-

    • @itsjustme9682
      @itsjustme9682 2 роки тому +11

      @@urbangoose001 -of summer vacation-

    • @FireBlock101
      @FireBlock101 2 роки тому +11

      @@itsjustme9682 and school comes along just to end that

    • @theenderboy7856
      @theenderboy7856 2 роки тому +6

      @@urbangoose001 Before intoxication

    • @nobody..--.
      @nobody..--. 2 роки тому +4

      Ah yes some cultured people

  • @beoharaa
    @beoharaa 2 роки тому +1555

    "Do not eat"
    "I shall devour this cloud."

  • @Ghostface286
    @Ghostface286 5 днів тому +1

    Bro that soap created Mount Everest 💀💀💀

  • @Marietheloser67
    @Marietheloser67 2 роки тому +2166

    “Don’t eat it”
    Me: I must eat it..

  • @odettewinter
    @odettewinter 2 роки тому +598

    “When you microwave soap -“
    Me: “Wait”

  • @CertifiedWisconsinite
    @CertifiedWisconsinite 2 роки тому +1384

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    That was EXACTLY what I was thinking, that looks SO GOOD!!!

  • @raj_srikar
    @raj_srikar 8 днів тому +2

    Not me trying to blow air inside the oven before he was about to touch it.

  • @wv757
    @wv757 2 роки тому +276

    "What are you good at baking?"
    Him : Soap 😊

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 2 роки тому +2

      Bubbl 😊

  • @jaylazar
    @jaylazar 2 роки тому +4417

    Him: “when you drop soap”
    My mind: prison 👀

  • @AB-ou8ve
    @AB-ou8ve 2 роки тому +2431

    “Don’t eat it.”
    Reverse psychology, my weakness…

    • @Swo-swing-ming
      @Swo-swing-ming 2 роки тому +9

      I did this in science class 6th grade

    • @LureLights
      @LureLights 2 роки тому +4

      @@Swo-swing-ming From you replying to this comment you basically said you ate it

    • @soufyanl1227
      @soufyanl1227 2 роки тому +1

      @@LureLights yeah Lmao

    • @Akyahs_fun13
      @Akyahs_fun13 2 роки тому

      Mmmm chezburger......Someone please don't reply "ThAt'S nOt A cHeEsE bUrGeR!"
      Keep your comments to yourself.

    • @lfruity7295
      @lfruity7295 2 роки тому +1

      @@Akyahs_fun13 ummm actually this is not cheese burger it's q soup

  • @wanderingbelle7
    @wanderingbelle7 5 днів тому

    Imagining a tiny Cosmo is the most adorable thing of all time😭💕

  • @lonycarcristobal2064
    @lonycarcristobal2064 Рік тому +893

    “DAD WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE”
    “I was bored so i put soap in the microwave” 💀

  • @vampyretime177
    @vampyretime177 2 роки тому +952

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    We are from a generation that ate tide pods. You think telling them not to eat it will make them not eat it?

    • @gloomy_glamour
      @gloomy_glamour 2 роки тому +36

      Fr what do you expect from us

    • @Animallovercomedian
      @Animallovercomedian 2 роки тому +4

      No one actually ate tide pods it was just a media frenzy

    • @AmandaDixson
      @AmandaDixson 2 роки тому +3

      I'm from a generation that drank antifreeze because it tasted like soda.

    • @DrizzyB
      @DrizzyB 2 роки тому

      @@Animallovercomedian I ate tide pods

    • @DrizzyB
      @DrizzyB 2 роки тому

      (PS, they were kinda bussin bussin tho, but my tummy didnt really like it)

  • @michaelbooher1572
    @michaelbooher1572 Рік тому +3314

    "When you drop the soa-"
    *V I O L E N T C L A P P I N G*

    • @misty1505
      @misty1505 Рік тому +99

      Yeah… took us a couple takes to control myself 🤷‍♂️

    • @anasaliyow2838
      @anasaliyow2838 Рік тому +24

      ​@@misty1505 🧐

    • @misty1505
      @misty1505 Рік тому +19

      @@anasaliyow2838 😨😨😳😓😔

    • @obunk8137
      @obunk8137 Рік тому +23

      V I O L E N T C L A P I N G makes me giggle.

    • @ashleysamone95
      @ashleysamone95 Рік тому +3

      🤭🤭

  • @Malachite_Jab
    @Malachite_Jab 10 днів тому +1

    "is that melted butter? i'm gonna use it so i will cook food!"
    -Famous Last Words

  • @BurgerBoy228
    @BurgerBoy228 Рік тому +3153

    “when you drop soap” *has prison flashbacks*

  • @thecapybara5555
    @thecapybara5555 Рік тому +570

    “Obviously don’t eat it.”
    *me already having the urge to eat it*

  • @boxcollider
    @boxcollider Рік тому +2661

    "I tried to touch it because it was too hot"
    *proceeds to pick the plate*

    • @hannahboebanna
      @hannahboebanna Рік тому +12

      RIGHT?!! 😳😂

    • @robot3266
      @robot3266 Рік тому +13

      He waited a few seconds

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Рік тому +86

      Bro how many times have you microwaved something and the plate is still cool but you can't touch the food? It happens to me all the damn time lol

    • @ieatratsfordinner2064
      @ieatratsfordinner2064 Рік тому +9

      That’s only for clay plates

    • @ferretaco1263
      @ferretaco1263 Рік тому +20

      Man yall need sone physics classes-

  • @yesimbackfromthedead416
    @yesimbackfromthedead416 8 днів тому

    Video: "Obviously, don't eat it"
    My brain: "Mmm, forbidden cotton candy"

  • @deeznicemoneybags-oj7cc
    @deeznicemoneybags-oj7cc Рік тому +1485

    Instructions unclear, didn’t eat cotton candy, but ate soap.

  • @herpinhippie
    @herpinhippie 2 роки тому +281

    Lol I did this as a kid and found out ivory soap puffs up in the microwave and that my dad is horribly allergic to the smell of ivory soap being microwaved. 😅😂

    • @soboosentual6055
      @soboosentual6055 2 роки тому +3

      Jesus lol 😭 I remember microwaving soap and the whole house just smelled like dove lol so the whole house smelling like ivory soap and ur dad being allergic is not funny but it’s lowkey funny 😭😭😅

    • @bunabunatetu6130
      @bunabunatetu6130 2 роки тому +1

      So, you got into trouble, right? What happened?

  • @CatMeow24-qr7uo
    @CatMeow24-qr7uo 2 дні тому

    MY BRAIN IS TELLING ME TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF THIS 😂😂😂

  • @hnaw1360
    @hnaw1360 5 місяців тому +1327

    1984:
    "Do not eat the cotton candy soap"
    "Do not eat the cotton candy soap"

    • @IisLasagna
      @IisLasagna 8 днів тому

      "War is ivory soap
      Ivory soap is slavery
      Ignorance is ivory soap"

  • @ReaIiPlayBedwars
    @ReaIiPlayBedwars 2 роки тому +1256

    “This video is sponsored by ivory soap”

    • @ddavis4730
      @ddavis4730 2 роки тому +15

      I don't know, makes it look as if they're selling us a bunch of air and much less actual soap. It why they almost instantly break in half when using it. I'll stick to liquid soap and Dove bars

    • @connormoulin9755
      @connormoulin9755 2 роки тому

      I’m

    • @icebela2276
      @icebela2276 2 роки тому

      SushN

    • @zaniaa.
      @zaniaa. 2 роки тому

      NO ITS ALL A PLOT

  • @Handlemmm
    @Handlemmm Рік тому +770

    “The soap was too hot”
    Picks up glass plate

    • @darotaro
      @darotaro Рік тому +24

      do you not know how a microwave works? 💀

    • @DeadDolphinMan
      @DeadDolphinMan Рік тому +11

      thats a microwave

    • @Handlemmm
      @Handlemmm Рік тому +29

      @@darotaro Well when I put a glass plate in the microwave it gets hot

    • @FallingStary
      @FallingStary Рік тому +4

      There are too many variables to explain why it wouldn't be as hot
      So your sarcastic joke doesn't work as well when he considering the reasons why he is able to pick it up

    • @immrsimple7695
      @immrsimple7695 Рік тому +5

      Looks ceramic to me

  • @SpaceCircIes
    @SpaceCircIes 7 днів тому +1

    Ivory soap, how a company realized that they can charge you more money for less soap

  • @AnonymouslyFancy
    @AnonymouslyFancy 2 роки тому +1344

    “And this is how clouds are made”

  • @1nnominatum
    @1nnominatum 2 роки тому +182

    I have literally never thought of microwaving a bar of soap. Thank you for sharing this with me.

  • @legendstoo
    @legendstoo 2 роки тому +1637

    "Don't eat it"
    Me: IMMA EAT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @RyoukaSuzuhana
      @RyoukaSuzuhana 2 роки тому +5

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @TerrariaTree1
      @TerrariaTree1 2 роки тому +3

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Daylen151
      @Daylen151 2 роки тому +2

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @arianmortazavi9090
      @arianmortazavi9090 2 роки тому +2

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @shaggy9418
      @shaggy9418 2 роки тому

      Ñ

  • @user-ck8dq2no3h
    @user-ck8dq2no3h 17 днів тому +1

    "Forbid cotton candy"-some guy who ate it

  • @kourtney1416
    @kourtney1416 Рік тому +537

    "oh look some soap"
    "you know what i should do? PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE!"

  • @xoxoanya4
    @xoxoanya4 2 роки тому +740

    "when you microwave soap"
    Sir- who's microwaving soap?

    • @Kim11546
      @Kim11546 2 роки тому +5

      Hahahaha!!

    • @bjarko07
      @bjarko07 2 роки тому +6

      I was thinking the same 😂😂😂😂

    • @RedLya
      @RedLya 2 роки тому +8

      And me who hoping it doesn’t explode the microwave 🫣😰😭

    • @kareenholt6381
      @kareenholt6381 2 роки тому +1

      Way too much time on his hands

    • @Bookerdevin101
      @Bookerdevin101 2 роки тому

      Ok.. so what's the point?

  • @blueberryscentedcandle
    @blueberryscentedcandle Рік тому +656

    “don’t eat it” i took a bite out of that exact soap in art class once and i couldn’t taste for a week lmao

  • @s4geee
    @s4geee 4 місяці тому +1

    "when microwaving soap-" my face just went like 🤨 for the rest of the vid

  • @incognito1783
    @incognito1783 Рік тому +935

    "Obviously don't eat it."
    who do you think we are, rats? *_of course we're gonna eat it._*

    • @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna
      @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna 5 місяців тому +15

      Forbidden soap flavor cotton candy!! ❤

    • @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna
      @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna 5 місяців тому +8

      I feel cheated when they say "don't eat it" 😢
      And i also feel cheated when they tell you "eat it" 💀❤

    • @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna
      @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna 5 місяців тому +2

      A conjuring joke :-
      What did the Lorraine warren said to the dirty house witch while handing this soap..
      She said "take a bath' sheba"
      Alright..
      I am going too far!!
      I should stop!!

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @frankglover319
      @frankglover319 4 місяці тому

      Says the tide pod eater. Didn't you people learn your lesson?

  • @williamholt1574
    @williamholt1574 2 роки тому +515

    "It kinda looks like cotton candy, but obv-"
    *Pause
    Me: "hold that thought"
    *An hour later
    *Unpause
    "-iously don't eat it"
    Me: *looks around nervously

  • @aubreetanner9543
    @aubreetanner9543 Рік тому +133

    When I was in 5th grade, my class did this experiment where everyone brought in a bar of soap and we recorded how long they floated. I brought in ivory because my parents just bought whatever was at the store and cheap. Of course, mine floated the longest, and some of the other kids got jealous and told me that that means it's cheaper and lower quality, to make me feel bad. 10-year-olds are so weird lol

    • @diychad7268
      @diychad7268 Рік тому +1

      Did you reply with, yeah yeah yeah but I still won this contest bitches

    • @aubreetanner9543
      @aubreetanner9543 Рік тому +5

      @@diychad7268 I should've lol. I was way too passive as a ten-year-old but if I ever see them again, I'm gonna bring it up 😂

  • @lizzylinks789
    @lizzylinks789 9 днів тому

    "Obviously don't eat it."
    Oliver: "That sign won't stop me cause I can't read!"

  • @B3psi_420
    @B3psi_420 2 роки тому +758

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    Me having the urge to lick it to see if it reacts like cotton candy

  • @Mapple318
    @Mapple318 Рік тому +4722

    Moral of the story: Never microwave ivory soap if you often listen to your intrusive(or impulsive i guess) thoughts.
    Edit: Im not english i dont even know whats happening T-T please stop fighting-

    • @junohoppe
      @junohoppe Рік тому +89

      impulsive not intrusive

    • @mrrymako
      @mrrymako Рік тому +61

      ​@@junohoppe no theyre not wrong, its intrusive 😭 do you wanna giggle at microwaved soap because it looks like genital juice?? i dont think i do

    • @bob-is-cool
      @bob-is-cool Рік тому +26

      Minecraft eat sound:

    • @Mapple318
      @Mapple318 Рік тому +3

      @@bob-is-cool oh god

    • @bob-is-cool
      @bob-is-cool Рік тому +4

      @@Mapple318 what

  • @juikujo2976
    @juikujo2976 Рік тому +1597

    “The cotton was a bit hot”
    Proceeds to grab plate

    • @Lord_Juvens
      @Lord_Juvens Рік тому +20

      That's not how plates heat up in microwaves.

    • @shepard-commander
      @shepard-commander Рік тому +98

      @@Lord_Juvens you haven't met my microwave

    • @Brendan523
      @Brendan523 Рік тому +55

      "The cotton was a bit hot"
      "IDC! GO BACK TO PICKING!" -👴

    • @juikujo2976
      @juikujo2976 Рік тому +19

      @@Brendan523 💀💀💀

    • @politicallycorrectsuper-al8796
      @politicallycorrectsuper-al8796 Рік тому +8

      @@Brendan523 You didn’t put speech marks on the second line, so is that meant to imply…

  • @Pawed_eva
    @Pawed_eva День тому

    Kid:mom what’s for dinner?
    Me:ivory soap

  • @Anythinggoeswitme
    @Anythinggoeswitme 2 роки тому +628

    “ do you want foam soap or a bar of soap?”
    Him: yes

  • @christ_i_follow
    @christ_i_follow 2 роки тому +401

    Him: "don't eat it"
    Me: oh don't worry, I won't eat it *puts the soap in a cotton candy bag and gives to a random person*

    • @suzannekrupa9777
      @suzannekrupa9777 2 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Silly83938
      @Silly83938 2 роки тому +2

      Dam 🦫 my cousin would do the same thing 😂

    • @aslightidiot
      @aslightidiot 2 роки тому +1

      Not a random person, a year seven

  • @clan_houltz
    @clan_houltz 2 роки тому +304

    “When you drop soa-l
    “AHHHHHHHH”

  • @Crispy690
    @Crispy690 4 місяці тому +1

    “The new forbidden Cotton candy!”

  • @noob7167
    @noob7167 2 роки тому +74

    "don't eat it"
    My brain: eat it

  • @muahahahahhahahahah
    @muahahahahhahahahah Рік тому +121

    “dont eat it”
    wise people have never stopped me

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 2 роки тому +473

    “When I drop the soap”
    Bend and SNAP

    • @Nxstyon240fps
      @Nxstyon240fps 2 роки тому +7

      He dropped the soap 🤣🤣😭

    • @buukute
      @buukute 2 роки тому

      Huh, and you gon leave it down there?
      We ain't waste no mofo soap in here. 👥️️

    • @strangethang8220
      @strangethang8220 2 роки тому +6

      LEGALLY BLONDE

    • @PLUTONIUMCONSUMER
      @PLUTONIUMCONSUMER 2 роки тому +1

      Just squat down

    • @eloiarthm3624
      @eloiarthm3624 2 роки тому +1

      i was looking for this one. i appreciate your service.
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 9 днів тому

    "obviously don't eat it."
    "What? Anyways, got some water?"

  • @bonyworm
    @bonyworm 2 роки тому +646

    Me: *sees the microwaved white soap* DONT SAY IT DONT SAY I-
    Me: “forbidden ice cream”

    • @Bootyeater6969_
      @Bootyeater6969_ Рік тому +12

      Ay bro did u really chop Ur meat off??

    • @halludba7043
      @halludba7043 Рік тому +10

      @@Bootyeater6969_ nah that’s not how it works 💀 a Google search has answers

    • @klad2860
      @klad2860 Рік тому +5

      @@halludba7043 Wow really? thanks sherlock.

    • @Bootyeater6969_
      @Bootyeater6969_ Рік тому

      @@halludba7043 don't he got a trans flag in his PFP and his username is "now I'm Percy" I'm pretty sure bro chopped off his damn meat 💀😭

    • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlII
      @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlII Рік тому +1

      @@halludba7043 joke

  • @illicitryan
    @illicitryan 2 роки тому +115

    I love how he says "when microwaving soap" like wr all do this all the time lol

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 2 роки тому +1

      omg yes lmao!!!

    • @brendamanley1785
      @brendamanley1785 2 роки тому

      Now we know what to do the next time the kids come in whining about being bored & not having anything to do

  • @lofrez1785
    @lofrez1785 Рік тому +221

    *_"Why the heck does my food smells so good?"_*

    • @xmexlodii
      @xmexlodii Рік тому +3

      This comment is underrated(btw our dogs look almost the same

    • @lofrez1785
      @lofrez1785 Рік тому +2

      @@xmexlodii This ain't my dog. I just took a screenshot of it and used it as my profile picture.

    • @f3rzz476
      @f3rzz476 Рік тому +1

      ​@@lofrez1785 stealer of dog picture 😁

    • @lofrez1785
      @lofrez1785 Рік тому

      @@f3rzz476 lol

    • @xmexlodii
      @xmexlodii Рік тому +3

      @@lofrez1785 this isn't my dog ether but it's my aunts I mis Luna :(

  • @Oliver_Plays_Games
    @Oliver_Plays_Games День тому

    “don’t drop the soap” is what came to mind first when you said “when you drop soap”

  • @one_official111
    @one_official111 Рік тому +186

    The whole house finna smell good for months 💀💀💀

  • @TheOneAndOnlyDumbBlonde
    @TheOneAndOnlyDumbBlonde Рік тому +86

    Can we just appreciate how satisfying and fluffy the soap looks in the microwave

  • @MMSZO_Official
    @MMSZO_Official 2 роки тому +304

    “When you drop soap…”
    Me: oh no

  • @Ace-Ace1
    @Ace-Ace1 6 днів тому

    This takes me WAYYYY back to, "Is it a good idea to microwave this?"

  • @CanIGetTheUhhhhh-
    @CanIGetTheUhhhhh- 2 роки тому +222

    “When you drop soap-“ Imma need you to stop right there.

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 2 роки тому +1

      ?

    • @gab.o_
      @gab.o_ 2 роки тому

      What?

    • @ItsMikeTheIke
      @ItsMikeTheIke 2 роки тому

      @@gab.o_ so are you

    • @dqrkxalt9139
      @dqrkxalt9139 2 роки тому

      if yall don't get it good for u 😭😭

    • @CanIGetTheUhhhhh-
      @CanIGetTheUhhhhh- 2 роки тому +1

      @@dqrkxalt9139 I’m surprised and shocked they don’t get it 💀💀