You Bruise Like a Peach Babe.. [Boyfriend Roleplay][Squishing You on the Bed][Grumpy][Massage] ASMR

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde День тому +143

    “Squishes and Massages”
    “Grumpy girlfriend sandwich”
    “Cuddlevention -> Cuddle Intervention”
    His choice of words are always so fun and cute 😆🩷

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +59

    2:28 - 2:41 “OK babe. What do you call a cold puppy?”
    I love his silly jokes, seriously

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +32

    0:54
    “ just let me brainstorm . Yeah just give me one second while i come up with some ideas out off the top of my head, totally not googling them right now”
    Him saying this while you can hear the typing sound in the background made me laugh 🤣

  • @darkdinoknight
    @darkdinoknight День тому +24

    K is my daily dose of sweetness in my life.
    I love how he's immediately taking care of the listener whenever they need it. Makes me feel all mushy and relaxed. 🥰
    Also my legs are indeed covered with bruises 😂 I used to be so insecure about them when I was younger but I guess growing up and having a dog ( help I got even more bruises because of him lol) made me realize that it's literally something so small to worry about and it doesn't define the beauty of my body despite what some people might say 🤍 I hope whoever has a lot of bruises on their body,knows that they are still so beautiful!

  • @lunasi0910
    @lunasi0910 День тому +33

    “You can’t get jealous over this okay?
    I’m already jealous 😂

    • @bltl7712
      @bltl7712 14 годин тому +1

      @@lunasi0910 he knows us so welllllll i was literally be like go sandwich your high school girl

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +15

    0:26 - 0:29 I love his humming 🥰

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +19

    2:34
    “ babe what do you call a cold puppy? A chilly dog”
    K’s silly jokes are back lol😆❤️

  • @busylovingmoon
    @busylovingmoon День тому +30

    WHY IS THE TITLE SO CUTE 😭

  • @ks.glasses
    @ks.glasses День тому +13

    Waking up to a new audio has to be the best feeling ever

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +7

    12:22
    “ i can’t even remember the last time i got a bruise”
    For me it was two moths ago
    Funny story time:
    i was at a restaurant with my two friends and we were walking down the stairs, but i didn’t see the last two steps and i fell down so hard and made a huge thump . The whole restaurant turned around in my direction and everyone kept asking me if i was ok 🤣🤣
    The next day i got two huge bruises on my knees lol. Me and my friends laughed so hard about this for almost all evening, but it was so embarrassing 😆🙈

  • @venomqueen5
    @venomqueen5 13 годин тому +5

    9:19 "I will do my best to turn you into a puddle of goo".... Hun, how did you know that your audios always turn me into a mush? 😍 Not to mention the giggles and kicking my feet 🫣🫣

  • @Veesbees1
    @Veesbees1 День тому +9

    1:53 "aww, baby, not even a smile?" ☹

  • @hogwarts.dropout22
    @hogwarts.dropout22 9 годин тому +1

    While I really love K's creativity in making so many different scenarios and plethora of interesting story lines and his voice sounds so hot in the angsty/argument audios, I think my heart always goes out for the simple, sweet, gentler audios where K is just kind to the listener or comforting her. I think many of us(atleast me) love falling asleep to his voice, like, listening such a gorgeous, dreamy voice tell me sweet nothings is definitely very comforting. So, what I am trying to say is I hope K still loves making just simple, cuddly, soft audios, like this one.
    Also, on other note, I know, bone injuries/broken bones hurt more during winters, so sir, I hope you are taking care of yourself and your arm. I remember you saying you are healing very well, but I hope you are eating and sleeping well, take care of yourself and stay warm. Hugs 🫶🪩

  • @S.j.Merchant
    @S.j.Merchant 21 годину тому +6

    Thanks for this audio. I was grumpy before this audio and now I can't stop smiling and laughing. Thanks for all the audios you make! Love yeah ❤

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +11

    9:46 “let me see if it’s tight in there.”
    YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE 😩

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +8

    10:02
    “ i should be able to tell if i have magic hands , damn”
    I love it when the listener gets sassy, it’s so funny😆

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +8

    4:22 “well let’s go do something. I don’t know. Let’s go clothes shopping.”
    Come on. He even goes shopping with you even though he’s the one who doesn’t like that at all that’s love. 😩

  • @sierra146
    @sierra146 День тому +8

    13:09 he knew what he was doing the way he said this 🤭😏

  • @teebee3222
    @teebee3222 День тому +5

    instant favourite! my fave details are K’s humming, the robotic voice (i think im the only listener who loved the april fools robot audio lol) and the beeping watch making a comeback 🙊

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +9

    9:13 “my grumpy little cupcake”
    Awwww 🥹

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +10

    1:16 “or we can have a backyard movie night”
    OMG I LOVE THAT!!!!

  • @Veesbees1
    @Veesbees1 День тому +9

    6:33 "error, error, hugging still detected"
    We love how unserious K is

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +6

    3:16
    “Hi , are you okay”?
    The way he says hi is so cute🥹

  • @bltl7712
    @bltl7712 День тому +6

    this is sooooo perfect he even made the background pink ish peachy ish like boyyyy im in loveeeee

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +9

    13:33
    Omg is the beeping clock back??🤣❤️

    • @hogwarts.dropout22
      @hogwarts.dropout22 22 години тому +1

      Hehe, I noticed that too, K only likes his cheap, black watch lol. 😂

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +6

    “Stop arguing and prepare to be my grumpy girlfriend sandwich. x”
    K’s little notes in the descriptions are always so cute

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +5

    11:24
    “ so next time that you are feeling down just remember that someone aka me, thinks you have a very very pretty neck, and a very very pretty back” ❤️❤️

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +8

    8:24 “what can I do to earn your trust again?”
    You don’t need to do anything. Let’s be real here, but I’ll take the kisses. 😁

  • @patienceomghi
    @patienceomghi День тому +11

    Not gonna lie the title scared me 😂😅

  • @ks.glasses
    @ks.glasses День тому +7

    I miss his little updates about nutmeg in the description 🥹.

  • @nazwakayde
    @nazwakayde День тому +4

    There is no way that ending is gonna be any close to being anything innocent 😆
    Might just be the next Patreon audio sneak peek 👀

  • @Cydneyaustralia16
    @Cydneyaustralia16 День тому +6

    13:17 " Don't you want me to massage your thighs?"
    Sir, are you proposing to me right now!????????😂😂

  • @darkdinoknight
    @darkdinoknight День тому +4

    4:36 The same thing is happening to me a lot,I swear it's so annoying. It's even weirder since I always get a bigger size than mine just so I can feel extra comfy but it still happens :/ I hate the damn waistbands man 😭

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +13

    2:50 - 3:17 “hey are you okay”
    Can we please appreciate that he tries everything to cheer you up 🥹

  • @sierra146
    @sierra146 День тому +5

    K: “don’t get jealous, okay?”
    Me: I’m already jealous lol

  • @rubspricee
    @rubspricee День тому +13

    Mama there a kind handsome man behind you💜

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +18

    With him, it is really impossible to stay grumpy. This man is way too cute with you. I’m sitting here and smiling like an idiot.

  • @Amara732
    @Amara732 11 годин тому +2

    me thinking: *wahh K is so sweet and gentle*
    also me remembering the audios in patreon: *🤭*

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +5

    Stop arguing and prepare to be my grumpy girlfriend sandwich. x
    Okay, it looks like I’m a sandwich now 🫡

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +4

    7:08
    “ would you rather be sitting on those chairs outside in the kitchen or would you rather be sandwiched between me and your bed”
    I’d rather be a sandwiched girlfriend 😌❤️

  • @YourTommy0_0
    @YourTommy0_0 День тому +6

    8:49 "dangerous hands" ohhh🤭🤭

  • @Kiki-Doll
    @Kiki-Doll День тому +6

    This audio got me feeling hungry with all the talk of peaches, sandwiches, and ice-cream sundaes. My tummy actually just started rumbling! 😋 Or maybe it was K talking about his ‘sexy neck’. It’s one or the other 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂
    (Also, how genetically blessed do you have to be that even your neck is sexy?! Haha)
    🩵

  • @busylovingmoon
    @busylovingmoon День тому +6

    "we can do wine tasting while doing yoga"
    interesting order of activities (i literally did yoga 15 minutes ago, and i was caught so off guard when he said that)

  • @YourTommy0_0
    @YourTommy0_0 День тому +5

    11:31 people compliment my neck too😂😂💁🏻‍♀️

  • @Alexa-est-une-prixe
    @Alexa-est-une-prixe 12 годин тому +2

    Hey K, ummm...this is a bit personal, but...can you make an audio about listener that is afraid of having a relationship and falling in love, and Guy friend (you) tries to comfort her feelings about this, and accidentally confesses in the process but listener is too afraid of relationships and love to accept it?...please..?

  • @missnicki1300
    @missnicki1300 День тому +2

    even before I started learning to skate, I constantly had bruises on my arms and legs. Now, I think I will have permanently bruised knees for the rest of my life 😂

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +9

    10:40 - 10:49 “I do I really like rubbing the back of your neck”
    I love his addiction with your neck 😍

  • @BookNooksandpages
    @BookNooksandpages День тому +5

    Day 4 of asking " Back home from the military " audio. 😂 I really can't seem to let this go.❤

  • @YourTommy0_0
    @YourTommy0_0 День тому +6

    13:49 Soooo is the end gonna turn into a patreon 🤔🤔🤔

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +4

    8:30
    “ oh sure you can give me a massage, careful of my left shoulder”
    Speaking of this i hope your shoulder is doing better k 🫶🏻❤️

  • @lailaspacee
    @lailaspacee День тому +5

    "grumpy girlfriend sandwich" 😳😆

  • @emilypennock1441
    @emilypennock1441 23 години тому +2

    Not the robot voice lol this is amazing

  • @rawrrrr17
    @rawrrrr17 День тому +4

    I am not getting enough k...I NEED MORE K PATREON POSTS PLEASE IM BEGGING 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭

  • @lailaspacee
    @lailaspacee День тому +7

    i'll take this as my birthday present yayy THANK YOU K

    • @maarlenoo
      @maarlenoo 15 годин тому +1

      happy birthday 🌟
      wish you the loveliest time and lots of smiles and laughter for the next year of your life

  • @Cydneyaustralia16
    @Cydneyaustralia16 День тому +5

    Me to all the old gods and new, the universe and everything in between: " This and more please 🙏🏾!"😂
    This was so cute! 🩵🧡

  • @kylieaquino13
    @kylieaquino13 День тому +4

    K is so sweet the sweetest 💗

  • @slightly_mischievous165
    @slightly_mischievous165 День тому +4

    My first date went amazing and he massaged my feet too... now this feels realistic 😭😭

  • @Hopefully8554
    @Hopefully8554 День тому +5

    Grumpy girlfriend sandwich ❤

  • @Brilynn_mason_
    @Brilynn_mason_ День тому +4

    How can I be grumpy with K like he makes it impossible ❤

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +5

    I’m turning into a mushy when I’m listening to you 🥰

  • @soyalesantos
    @soyalesantos День тому +4

    I think you should do more backgrounds in light pink

  • @aimivi
    @aimivi День тому +4

    Squishes and massages 🥺

  • @aoberi
    @aoberi День тому +3

    Hubby posted, night blessed 🙏

  • @missmichelle5407
    @missmichelle5407 23 години тому +2

    Absolutely love your audios!! Also loved the joke made me laugh

  • @PukuPuku-eg1vy
    @PukuPuku-eg1vy День тому +3

    Stroke my... Ego.... Oh🤡 13:12

  • @AlgerianDream-v1y
    @AlgerianDream-v1y День тому +3

    I literally dropped everything, including my studies, just to listen to this! Your audios are my absolute addiction-this one hits so perfectly 💋❤️

  • @RahmoabdiosmanRahmoabdiosman
    @RahmoabdiosmanRahmoabdiosman День тому +4

    No body can take the place this man has on my life k: you are special to me I hope you know that no matter you are always number one in my life ilove you so much I know you reading my coment and appreciate ❤️ my coment 😊 You are my man yes you kiseses my cute and handsome and gentle man and sweet Ummc

  • @alicebizzarri02
    @alicebizzarri02 День тому +2

    4:24
    “ let’s go clothes shopping”
    Altright i’m in let’s go 🏃🏻‍♀️🛍️
    Can we go manga/funko shopping next? 🤣🥹

  • @YourTommy0_0
    @YourTommy0_0 День тому +3

    Grumpy girlfriend sandwich 😂😂😂

  • @alemeimi
    @alemeimi День тому +2

    3:05 “baby”
    🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

  • @soyalesantos
    @soyalesantos День тому +2

    it took me too much time
    to understand the girlfriend's joke 😫🤣

  • @myfavoritefeb6193
    @myfavoritefeb6193 День тому +4

    Omggg this is so cute🥺

  • @Xoxox7610
    @Xoxox7610 День тому +3

    Coincidence I supposed but I love it a lot 💛

  • @WeirdZara
    @WeirdZara День тому +2

    I lost my capability to read for a second, cause I swear the title changed three times before I was able to read it properly 😭.

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +3

    THANK YOU K!!!
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @madison5294
    @madison5294 День тому +2

    thanks for the new audio k!! x

  • @Viola.0514
    @Viola.0514 17 годин тому +2

    11:56😂

  • @lenniegray3086
    @lenniegray3086 День тому +2

    This is definitely gonna end up on Patreon right?

  • @Swiftieegirl13
    @Swiftieegirl13 День тому +3

    This is so cute 🥹

  • @Mikaveht
    @Mikaveht День тому +3

    OMGGG K FINALLY POSTED ❤❤

  • @lydiacordero5245
    @lydiacordero5245 День тому +1

    Thank you just at the perfect time 🩷

  • @ysaabella
    @ysaabella День тому +3

    yes this one and all the other ones are just 💋

  • @uhlexaaaaa
    @uhlexaaaaa День тому +2

    yeah

  • @YourTommy0_0
    @YourTommy0_0 День тому +5

    6:12 could it be your bedroom mmmm🥰🥰🥰

  • @Gothqueen29
    @Gothqueen29 День тому +2

    I loved this video another great video

  • @joooooolea
    @joooooolea День тому +4

    god gotta send me a man like k 🙏
    my christmas wish

  • @aairahxx
    @aairahxx День тому +2

    4 days is too long to wait 😔(just kidding K I appreciate what you do for us. Take your time

  • @Bebee245
    @Bebee245 День тому +8

    Is it just me or do K's audios not hit the same anymore?
    Maybe it's because i've been listening to him for 3 years and i've got used to his voice, scenarios etc. but i don't get the same feeling from them like i used to..

    • @vote4688
      @vote4688 День тому

      yeah, i've been through some stuff that changed me in the past year or so, and somehow it also affected the way i react to his audios. I listen to them occasionally because his voice is just familiar and something that used to comfort me a lot, but i definitely don't get the same feeling anymore too.

  • @greenthumb54
    @greenthumb54 День тому +2

    Tonight's design's a peach 🍑 ✨️😁🌌👑

  • @lunasi0910
    @lunasi0910 День тому +4

    Me using K's audios as comfort cause im sick

  • @Swiftieegirl13
    @Swiftieegirl13 День тому +3

    “Grumpy girlfriend sandwich” :p ✨

  • @Claire-i9i
    @Claire-i9i День тому +2

    hi

  • @Swiftieegirl13
    @Swiftieegirl13 День тому +2

    I love you k 💕

  • @Angelin.25
    @Angelin.25 День тому +2

    ❤️

  • @Hopefully8554
    @Hopefully8554 День тому +3

    ❤❤

  • @KaylaLeigh777
    @KaylaLeigh777 День тому +2

    🩷🩷🩷🩷

  • @stqr_fvx
    @stqr_fvx День тому +2

    YIPPEE 👯👯

  • @ruwd-c6d
    @ruwd-c6d День тому +2

    k ajuda uma pobrinha e paga meu ingresso pro show do stray kids pfvkk😔😔

  • @hollygolightly1479
    @hollygolightly1479 День тому +2

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @jirysc
    @jirysc День тому +3

    yey miss u