Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager! I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!! If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?! Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted. the SI standard was adopted in 1960. not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.
"and the grass would go "aww for fucks sake..just lay down mates its just a air raid" and when he turned his back the grass would go FAPOM" LOL hes so fuckin smart
@naturluvr15 XD To be honest, when he said scythes were outdated, I was expecting him to say a chainsaw for some weird reason... then I was like "Nooo... That would be ridiculous... Death using a chainsaw?" No, no, a lawn mower works much better. XD
Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
He is the best medicine for our nasty selfish world out there . Bless you dear Eddie
The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.
I remember she did that on her website back in 2003. You click a motorcycle and she goes "WANANANANANANANANANA HO HO HAW!!"
"It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US."
That part had me literally rolling around laughing.
I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie
I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )
Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny
"All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows"
I love his randomness!
Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.
I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.
2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!
Wikipedia says he’s a she.🤷♂️
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager!
I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!!
If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?!
Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD
Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.
"The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
Utter legend.
Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
Actually, before Brexit, we used to go to the EU a lot, and pre-TomTom, we used maps.
Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I glove this guy!
"Like toast, mmm..." XD
I love how he says that!XD
His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.
Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D
22 now 😵💫
4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D
i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!
omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD
never forget the jam
"He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD
This man is fucking glorious
i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D
GENIUS!!!!
"Stay down lads! Stay down~"
XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O
He is the best 😂
Very talented funny man !!
Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"
1997...Lol!
love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D
Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once
He is Hilarious!
The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!
One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!
No Pain no gain
Superb
Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.
thank you
Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD
the toast part is the best
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.
You should see my f-ing scales lying. I don't even get on it anymore. It's obvious it hates me for some reason.
Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD
yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha
the lawn's even bigger grandad!!
It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"
All so true...........
ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P
The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)
I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh
3:19
When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.
You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:
I love him!! xD
lol this makes me cry of laughter xD
*Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*
@kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD
"The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."
OF COURSE!! :D
I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity
One nano millimeter between fantastically hot and FUCKING FREEZING!
Lawn mower:
onenananananana no!
onenananananana i don't think so!
XD
The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!
@BelladonnaRLGK I'm with you, I have Glorious, Definite Article and Unrepeatable on playback in my head!!
Always fucking crease at the bit where the grass goes "Oh for fucks sake"
Toast goes in, bread comes out.
one person has never made toast.
Inspired.
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
"What the f*** went on in this family?" lol =D
Stay down, lads! Stay down!
In the Bath! The turney button that lies! The nano-millimeter between FANTASTICALLY HOT and FUCKING FREEZING. LOL!
this made me lol so hard XDDD
Grim Reaper.. with a lawn mower.... RONALD KNOX!
Toasters! Ahh, toasters are good. Like them. Like toast. Mmm.
double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted.
the SI standard was adopted in 1960.
not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.
"and the grass would go "aww for fucks sake..just lay down mates its just a air raid" and when he turned his back the grass would go FAPOM" LOL hes so fuckin smart
@naturluvr15 XD To be honest, when he said scythes were outdated, I was expecting him to say a chainsaw for some weird reason... then I was like "Nooo... That would be ridiculous... Death using a chainsaw?" No, no, a lawn mower works much better. XD
I'm pretty sure Death has an industrial harvester these days.
@snorlax42 No. Dress to Kill was made after Glorious...
@BlueThunderFlik thank you! i think Glorious is on Netflix...i can watch the whole thing! yay!
"no description available" - No description fucking needed.
NO GRASS NO GRASS NO GRASS
Ronald Knox would approve of this .
Kuroshitsuji reference .
@SpidersAreNotScary Wow, i thought i was the only one to remember Knox when he said that xP
Kuroshitsuji :D
@WhoOnEarthAreYou possibly referring to a new piece of toast and not the original 3 toast being re-toasted?