im sick and the only thing that makes me feel better is Ellen... I love her so much and i laughed sooooo hard when she said "I love to drive fast.. That's why i married a Portia" Thank you so much for always making me laugh i love you
Really love u Ellen n portia. Great couple in the world I hav ever seen. For Chinese, we will say wish u 2 love till forever. Best wishes from Malaysia~ happy birthday to portia degeneres
wow .. thank you for the information i honnestyl didn't why the ALWAYS cut this part and i was always wondering ! thank you for clearing that up. it's sad though, i want to see her dance :(
They cut it there, because Ellen was about to dance, so the music was about to start, but youtube doesn't allow copyrighted music. Hope that clears it up a little... (thumbs up so people can see this!)
That happen to me all the time, I am a fast driver or at least I consider myself to be, but there's always some insane people that go beyond my speed. And whenever someone tailed me, I slow down to annoy them lol
I know they don't show the whole episode on youtube, but a lot of people want to see Ellen dance and I think they would show Ellen dancing if they could. But they can't because of copyrighted music.
come to Germany Ellen! We have roads without speed limits ;-) Also instead of fast lanes we have slow lanes on the highway just for people who don't go faster than 100km/h (60mph).
Ellen. I always go to school in the morning. So you said you love driving in the morning. And you don't mind dropping me off to school every morning? :D
ok wth does Debela Bolt's comment have to do with Ellen's monologue ???? if ur trying to advertise something do it on fb- it spreads way faster then germs
look portia sounds like porshe but with and "a" at the end, ellen always drives porshe's (car), that's why she said she married to portia because of the car, after that she sais:"i could have been a chevy", that's the joke xD LOL, gotta love ellen
Not to be mean because I love Ellen, but if you look at her up close pictures, she looks more her age. The reason why she looks super young is because you see her from far away.
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The portia comment was hiliarous!
I love you Ellen.You always bring a smile to my face,but I find myself watching your channel until 1:00am.Happy early birthday btw
"I love to drive fast...That's why I married a 'Portia'."
I laughed so hard at this haha. I love you Ellen! :D
Hahahahahah toooo many hilarious jokes!!! I loveee u ellen , u r so smart and funny
I love when she talks about Portia, so cute :)
"That's why a married a Porsche" hahaha love you Ellen!
"recommended starting point" cracked me up
im sick and the only thing that makes me feel better is Ellen... I love her so much and i laughed sooooo hard when she said "I love to drive fast.. That's why i married a Portia" Thank you so much for always making me laugh i love you
Really love u Ellen n portia. Great couple in the world I hav ever seen. For Chinese, we will say wish u 2 love till forever. Best wishes from Malaysia~ happy birthday to portia degeneres
wow .. thank you for the information i honnestyl didn't why the ALWAYS cut this part and i was always wondering ! thank you for clearing that up.
it's sad though, i want to see her dance :(
You're welcome :) I agree with you, when people ask these questions over and over it can get quite annoying.
Hey Ellen you are so right!!! Love your show always!!
You're welcome :) I think everyone would love to see her dance!! :)
"that's why i married a portia" HAHAHA ohh ellen
Lol!!!!!
I love her monologues!!!!!!
It's not a control issue, I just like to be in control..
PRICELESS!
love her and the show.
I agree totally with Ellen. I love driving fast and I hate when people don't go the speed limit.
Agreed I have no cable and am a very big fan who has seen all the seasons except last
She is so funny . I love u ellennn
I agree. I haven't had any type of cable at my house for 3 and a half years.
I guess this was one of her best stand up speaches she ever had!
"Its not a control issue!! i just like to be in control" LOL
They cut it there, because Ellen was about to dance, so the music was about to start, but youtube doesn't allow copyrighted music. Hope that clears it up a little...
(thumbs up so people can see this!)
Ohhh how I love Ellen :)
They think speed limits are like a rule or something, but we all know it's just a recommended starting point.
Your name is really all the explanation that this comment needs.
"married a Portia" omg dying
I love Ellen and I hope she doesnt die in a traffic accident or she just doesnt die at all yeah that be geest
ellen degeneres is the best person in the whole world!!!
Married to Portia (Porsche)......classic! XD
she didn't say that will dance at the end of the video. I was waiting for it =/
You're so funny Ellen. I love watching u
i just learnt how to drive so thanks ellen :D
Oh Ellen, I love you so much.
I LUV U ELLEN I WISH I COULD MEET U
Aah...I love watching Ellen even though Im English.
"Fast, faster, and fastest lane" is basically how Michigan freeways are. (5 over, 10 over, and 15+ over)
speed limit is just a recommended starting point - So True
I totally agree Ellen.
does anyone know where i can find the monologue of ellen's talking about when portia is always right
No of course it couldn't be a control issue! No for Ellen anyway.....I so relate to this one.
That happen to me all the time, I am a fast driver or at least I consider myself to be, but there's always some insane people that go beyond my speed. And whenever someone tailed me, I slow down to annoy them lol
it's not a control issue, I just like beein in control.
I'm gonna quote ellen next time I get pulled over for speeding lol
I love Ellen
I know they don't show the whole episode on youtube, but a lot of people want to see Ellen dance and I think they would show Ellen dancing if they could. But they can't because of copyrighted music.
Ellen I love you!!!
ELLENN , YOUR GOOD.
Amazing video. so many jokes!
1 POUND FISH ON ELLEN!! THUMBS UP!!
i didn't understand the joke about portia at the begin, but then later...BUM! i get it, then i laugh like half hour ;3 love ellen
That is funny. Great driving tips Ellen.
come to Germany Ellen! We have roads without speed limits ;-)
Also instead of fast lanes we have slow lanes on the highway just for people who don't go faster than 100km/h (60mph).
I would love driving too, if i had a porche x)
we want megan and liz on ellen
Hahahahaha! Luv Ellen!
Ellen. I always go to school in the morning. So you said you love driving in the morning. And you don't mind dropping me off to school every morning? :D
wheres the 'now i'd like to dance' part after every monologue!
All hail the Pun master!
Do you come up with all your jokes or do writers help. Either way genius !!!
didnt ellen said '48'? sorry english isn't my first language... but they both still look super young.
She's awesome...
One direction. Was on this show can they come again plzzz. =3
again, it's not a control issue. haha i love you ellen xoxo
Trying my hardest to not let my eye flail to the Suggested videos.
Ellen lol! the speed limit is the speed all the time. Not some of the time!
omg everything about this. but i wouldnt have thought ellen was a "normal" driver though.
Ohhhh thanks :) I knew about the wife but not about the car ! I should have figure it out though ! Anyways thanks again :)
I think portia drive ellen to work this morning
I read your comment and my first thought was: this has to be an european.
thumbs up to you, but im a sad that my assumption was correct.
you can only get 3 channels with no cable and you need an antenna or a cable and a battery
Ellen is 55 this Saturday and Portia's only 39 (16 year difference)
Dude, you missed the reply box
First monologue, ends up with no dancing at the end
What I'm trying to say is that the TVs in our house are only good for watching VHS, DVDs, and playing video games.
thank you
ok wth does Debela Bolt's comment have to do with Ellen's monologue ???? if ur trying to advertise something do it on fb- it spreads way faster then germs
God I love her
If you live in the U.S. you don't need cable; you only need an antenna.
I wouldn't know that either, but I don't think that makes a difference though.. I could be wrong..
I'm taking driving tips from Ellen haha :D
dont be surprised. her name is blondebabii16
look portia sounds like porshe but with and "a" at the end, ellen always drives porshe's (car), that's why she said she married to portia because of the car, after that she sais:"i could have been a chevy", that's the joke xD LOL, gotta love ellen
Well, I thought Porsche is becoming slower than some of the space shuttles on sale at ebay.
How is the riding a Porsche/Portia joke not top comment? I choked at that one.
Lmaooooooooo the porsha joke
Recommended start point
Not to be mean because I love Ellen, but if you look at her up close pictures, she looks more her age. The reason why she looks super young is because you see her from far away.
portia and ellen have 15 years between them!
im pretty sure this channel is funded but I could be wrong
I'm not sure The Wife would appreciate a "40th birthday" comment in any marriage. Any.
Awesome
Driving in Norcal will piss you off then. We go much slower around the 880 and even the 280
I sincerely hope no one else asks this question now because it's so annoying. Thank you for this comment.
Ellen, we all drive like you in germany;)
actrually Portia is more than 10 years younger than Ellen
"I love to drive fast, that's why I married a 'Portia'." I love Ellen so much!!!!
I'm more with Portia about respecting the speed limit!
Speed limit is the starting point ;-)