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  • @cedarwings82
    @cedarwings82 4 роки тому +196

    Most realistic show ever. Also. Would be great to see a video montage of all of Jackie’s “I was a cop” moments 🤣🤣

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 3 роки тому +49

    "They're makin me work as a checkout lady and my starting salary is bacon." 🤣👍

  • @MrMisterChiliPepper88
    @MrMisterChiliPepper88 4 роки тому +111

    The chemistry between John and Roseanne is spectacular Best show ever

  • @kellseydawn4402
    @kellseydawn4402 3 роки тому +72

    "i cant believe they're cutting us off on the very first final notice" why is that still true tot his day?

  • @stonewallperformance
    @stonewallperformance 2 роки тому +48

    The home economics class with Roseanne is one of my absolute favorites!

  • @michellemarie1197
    @michellemarie1197 4 роки тому +200

    Normally all the good shows (besides the middle) all show upper middle class families with cushy jobs and money isnt a problem with their nice houses but Roseanne showed normal people who weren't all perfect and preppy it showed real people with real problems

    • @jjstraka1982
      @jjstraka1982 4 роки тому +18

      This is 100% correct, and why the show was never the same after they won the lottery. Even the way the show was SHOT seemed cheap, as if they couldn't afford to have it be any slicker. What other sitcom of ANY era would have focused an entire episode on the power being shut off because of their inability to pay the bill??

    • @rubylace9963
      @rubylace9963 3 роки тому +7

      I love that too! It's nice to watch a show that is somewhat relatable.

    • @oliviax8549
      @oliviax8549 3 роки тому +12

      Malcolm in the middle is a great example of a sitcom like Roseanne. That’s what I love about these type of shows

    • @jakevendrotti1496
      @jakevendrotti1496 2 роки тому +7

      sanford and son?

    • @lisamoag6548
      @lisamoag6548 2 роки тому +6

      I like the Middle also!

  • @tacituskilgore9803
    @tacituskilgore9803 Рік тому +68

    The family getting so excited over 500 Dollars is so realistic. Real working class families never have that kind of money spare so it would have felt like winning the lottery when it happened

    • @txryder79
      @txryder79 Рік тому +5

      Be like 2500 nowadays. I'd get a little giddy too.

    • @Linda_Mayoh
      @Linda_Mayoh 9 місяців тому +3

      It's 2024 and I even get excited over $500.

  • @kathykaveh1471
    @kathykaveh1471 Рік тому +24

    One of the genuinely funny sitcoms of all time. Amazing writing and acting. Loved this show.

  • @FNDD22
    @FNDD22 Рік тому +21

    The meatloaf part was absolutely hilarious. You gotta do what you gotta do lmao

    • @bsota8513
      @bsota8513 Рік тому

      I'm going out to get some corn flakes.

  • @HawtDawgN3k
    @HawtDawgN3k 2 роки тому +30

    3:48 to this day I still use Dan Connors “waaaaaay off” comment 🤣

  • @nitayajoshi5782
    @nitayajoshi5782 4 роки тому +104

    The show was too good ...... specially with normal income group ...😊I miss the original show

  • @th3blackghost214
    @th3blackghost214 4 роки тому +52

    This show is a constant reminder that I hate being a grown up 😓😓😓

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah because of all the crap you have to deal with I know

  • @Ran-33
    @Ran-33 4 роки тому +66

    The funniest one is ALWAYS Roseanne!

    • @jackielynne76exaxtly86
      @jackielynne76exaxtly86 4 роки тому +1

      Always

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 роки тому

      Can't believe Roseanne got fired from the because she said bad things about blacks I'm not sure what happened can you help me out thanks

    • @Ran-33
      @Ran-33 4 роки тому +5

      @@marioiacolucci She never said bad things about black people ever! She exposed a corrupt politician she thought was white because the politician does look white.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 роки тому

      @@Ran-33 oh that's why okay what's she doing know I'm not a racist by the way and I'm sick of it rip to George floyd those stupid cops that killed him did they go to jail for a long time

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 роки тому

      Always was against racism

  • @chamab.6800
    @chamab.6800 4 роки тому +27

    The original will always be one of my favorite tv shows. ❤️ I have my issues with the last few seasons but even with that.

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance 2 роки тому +3

      Everybody has issues with season 9 lol

    • @palmereldritch7777
      @palmereldritch7777 Рік тому

      @@stonewallperformance i didn't. Different yeah, but Roseanne was different from the very start. They smashed boundaries with a sledgehammer.

  • @NA-or8fn
    @NA-or8fn 3 роки тому +27

    My favorite sitcoms, too bad they can’t make shows like these anymore

  • @snakeeyes4209
    @snakeeyes4209 3 роки тому +16

    Roseanne was the best "mom" on tv EVER!

  • @geekysonic3359
    @geekysonic3359 4 роки тому +34

    Love this show, always will.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 роки тому +2

      Same don't really watch the new show

  • @RaKenobi
    @RaKenobi 2 роки тому +15

    Being broke is a very painful and scary experience. Chock full of jokes though. Lol

  • @breej3055
    @breej3055 3 роки тому +50

    Do not even put the new Conners with the old Conners. There is no comparing the two!

    • @ericaespinosa4030
      @ericaespinosa4030 3 роки тому +4

      Actually the new Conners is really good. And quite surprised and I'm very picky

    • @sithlordjeffbledsoe651
      @sithlordjeffbledsoe651 3 роки тому

      Agreed hole heartily agree.

    • @craigsmith157
      @craigsmith157 3 роки тому +3

      The new Conners is still realistic. They are struggling financially too.

    • @litastar2455
      @litastar2455 3 роки тому +5

      @@ericaespinosa4030 without Roseanne it's dry

    • @taracollins5597
      @taracollins5597 22 дні тому +1

      @@litastar2455 Agreed. Even WITH Roseanne it was rather dry. And so forced. The show ended years ago & that was where it should have stayed.

  • @snakeeyes4209
    @snakeeyes4209 3 роки тому +12

    "Dan, don't panic"
    "WE WON THE LOTTERY"!!!
    😂😂

  • @aquablue1252
    @aquablue1252 4 роки тому +16

    Me when I look at my bank account ....wayyyy off, way way way off!

  • @taraseidel7942
    @taraseidel7942 3 роки тому +12

    The lottery clip was the funniest from this show I have ever seen.

    • @mr.mcnuggies
      @mr.mcnuggies 3 роки тому

      My mom said that scene has always been her favourite one lmao

  • @TheSickNeeds
    @TheSickNeeds 4 роки тому +23

    they missed the best one by cutting number 10 short....generic cereal into the brand name box!

  • @patricksaxon3983
    @patricksaxon3983 3 роки тому +8

    Seems so true about being poor, it is a hard struggle. My favorite is where she shouts out: "We won the lottery".

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 Рік тому +9

    I can’t believe they are cutting us off after the very first final notice lol

  • @benthomson9397
    @benthomson9397 3 роки тому +7

    The guy at 4:09 just explained how Texas is luring so many businesses there.

  • @E.xcharacter8
    @E.xcharacter8 2 роки тому +5

    Now i gotta watch Roseanne!
    So many fond memories watching this show. 💚

  • @lizardwhispererfivehead3552
    @lizardwhispererfivehead3552 4 роки тому +8

    Hope Rosie is getting royalties from old and new show she’s shown in both😵I love the show even now in my heart Jackie carries it ... but I do Love roseann 💜

  • @blackice27
    @blackice27 3 роки тому +6

    Swimming pools, movie stars LOL, always makes me laugh!

  • @Vf46
    @Vf46 4 роки тому +14

    Roseanne is the Queen of Blue Collar

  • @trainfire2008
    @trainfire2008 Рік тому +1

    2:43 “And a Pet Shark 🦈‼️”
    Dan: “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️” 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @shanekilpatrick3378
    @shanekilpatrick3378 Рік тому +3

    Miss that show. My family weirdly correlates to this😂

  • @anthonybenjamin5822
    @anthonybenjamin5822 4 роки тому +8

    I still love this show

  • @susanbreckenridge57
    @susanbreckenridge57 3 роки тому +6

    I miss this family just the way they were........

  • @MUGTOWN4LIFE
    @MUGTOWN4LIFE 4 роки тому +3

    I been watching ur roseanne vids but haven't subbed. Im a new subscriber. Thanks for the uploads.

  • @MegaPeacelove12
    @MegaPeacelove12 4 роки тому +10

    I love this show 😂😂

  • @pissyjo1213
    @pissyjo1213 3 роки тому +4

    Roseanne! Queen of all queens!

  • @LarryJohnson-tb7ks
    @LarryJohnson-tb7ks 3 роки тому +3

    I love this show

  • @DaveAlan
    @DaveAlan 2 роки тому +1

    I just fixed a bike chain for 5 dollars, Swimming Pools, Movie stars. LOL!

  • @trainradioable
    @trainradioable Рік тому +3

    $500 in 1990 is about $1100 today.

    • @Queeni_3e
      @Queeni_3e 3 місяці тому

      Waaayyyy more than that waaayy more. Rent was 275-300 in 1994 and today 1100 for one bedroom.

  • @drockherb2073
    @drockherb2073 Рік тому +2

    I really wish she didn’t have her meltdown, cus I LOVE Roseanne 💔❤️‍🩹

  • @arikthompson5495
    @arikthompson5495 Рік тому +1

    My favorite show off all time.

  • @TimeTheory2099
    @TimeTheory2099 4 роки тому +6

    Thanks Cozi tv for Sunday's
    "The Office" marathon

  • @AnaCris8
    @AnaCris8 4 роки тому +6

    I love Dan !!!

    • @oklahomorose
      @oklahomorose 4 роки тому +2

      Me too ❤❤❤

    • @rubylace9963
      @rubylace9963 3 роки тому +1

      he's such a loveable guy

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Рік тому

      Ditto. I always wanted to marry a "Dan" and I got my wish!

  • @mikem3789
    @mikem3789 Рік тому

    That last bit, with Roseanne in her bra and pants 🤣, she was funny, her show was hilarious.

  • @robertborg852
    @robertborg852 4 роки тому +2

    Love the show

  • @katrinawest5182
    @katrinawest5182 8 місяців тому

    "Hey, hey, go get my shirt!"👕🤣🤣🤣

  • @shirleyjohnson7284
    @shirleyjohnson7284 4 роки тому +1

    OMG! This is my show

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 4 роки тому +10

    I miss Rosanne being on the show.

  • @barbmac000
    @barbmac000 3 роки тому +1

    Best show.

  • @Pappy207
    @Pappy207 Місяць тому

    I forgot how good that show was.

  • @garylshawiii483
    @garylshawiii483 2 роки тому

    are you guys showing the “new” last season into syndication still haven’t seen it

  • @atlasadonis3752
    @atlasadonis3752 Рік тому

    Invaluable knowledge once again. ❤😂

  • @rgalang74
    @rgalang74 4 роки тому +5

    5:58 DONT PANIC ! LOL

    • @zaccure
      @zaccure 4 роки тому

      I was a little perplexed too about that instance. Don't panic for what? Just because she's wearing a bra? Lmao

    • @rocknroller77
      @rocknroller77 4 роки тому

      zaccure she was saying that to Dan because he just got home from hospital after a heart attack. She was warning him not to stress out about winning the Lottery

    • @zaccure
      @zaccure 4 роки тому

      @@rocknroller77 Ohh sure she was. Good for Dan. Ha ha

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 3 роки тому +5

    use oats in meat loaf.

  • @donrobbo837
    @donrobbo837 3 роки тому +2

    Rosanne is the leg legend

  • @markusniepmann4804
    @markusniepmann4804 Рік тому +1

    John Goodman ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @BrittneyBritt17
    @BrittneyBritt17 9 місяців тому

    These aged so well❤

  • @joshuathomas1721
    @joshuathomas1721 4 роки тому +18

    Before the world had snowflakes

    • @Matty4135
      @Matty4135 4 роки тому +4

      Joshua Thomas god tell me about it

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 4 роки тому +13

      Now we have a huge one in the white house

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Рік тому

      We did. We just had less of them and didn't have to deal with it 24/7.

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 Рік тому

    Thankfully they got rid of Jackie's 'fro from the pilot episode.

  • @gettintherejanice6216
    @gettintherejanice6216 3 роки тому

    Over here thinking about a 30k house thinking damn it's like 3 times that now and how much 90k is even now how wAy way off that was

  • @ErnestineJones-yn1bl
    @ErnestineJones-yn1bl 10 місяців тому

    Roseanne was one of the good shows😊😊😊😅😅😅❤❤❤❤

  • @TopSecretInformations
    @TopSecretInformations Рік тому

    Imagine winning the lottery & breaking the news to all your fav loved ones!

    • @malissahyatt2425
      @malissahyatt2425 Рік тому +1

      First rule of winning the lottery....or anytime you win a lot of money. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bubbabiscuitcub
      @bubbabiscuitcub Рік тому +2

      @@malissahyatt2425 changing my name and going into hiding. Starting over in a new country.

    • @malissahyatt2425
      @malissahyatt2425 Рік тому +1

      @@bubbabiscuitcub . Bye bye!!!!

  • @rocknroller77
    @rocknroller77 4 роки тому +2

    #11 always hilarious.

  • @UnkleAce
    @UnkleAce Рік тому

    #4 is the best one

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 роки тому +1

    Yea

  • @janisthibodeau3861
    @janisthibodeau3861 Рік тому

    I think the lottery win is when the show jumped the shark.

  • @TwoEggsOverEasy
    @TwoEggsOverEasy Рік тому +1

    “No ya don’t, but thanks anyways”.

  • @claird4307
    @claird4307 4 роки тому +1

    And a pet shark
    YEAHHHHHH

  • @hurricanesteve65
    @hurricanesteve65 6 місяців тому

    That network made a huge mistake canceling her over some bs.

  • @emilyvass9730
    @emilyvass9730 3 роки тому +1

    How the hell did he keep her on his back when she was going all "cowgirl" on him?

  • @donhatter159
    @donhatter159 4 роки тому +2

    And pet Shark. Lol.

  • @aprilwell8470
    @aprilwell8470 3 роки тому

    Oh how I wish that I could win the lottery

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 роки тому +1

    Janet from 3rd Rock from the sun

  • @ShaneTallon88
    @ShaneTallon88 8 місяців тому +1

    #iconic 😂

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 4 роки тому +2

    1990 91 she was a redhead

  • @kendylbigelow3097
    @kendylbigelow3097 4 роки тому +2

    Old Jackie wasn't tough like she is now.

    • @Egypt_Cat_Of_Denial
      @Egypt_Cat_Of_Denial 4 роки тому +1

      Toughness is a characteristic that you develop. Very few are truly born with it.

  • @aileenpi73
    @aileenpi73 Рік тому

    And a house for 30,000, unheard off now.

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 4 роки тому +6

    Instead of winning the lottery, they should've jiust canceled the show because they jumped the shark like 20 times after that.

    • @patricksaxon3983
      @patricksaxon3983 3 роки тому

      That was one of my favorites episodes where they won the lottery, and the only good one on the very last season.

  • @benthomson9397
    @benthomson9397 3 роки тому

    Can't get over how good looking Jackie, Becky and Darlene looked when when they were way younger.

  • @bobbyoty
    @bobbyoty 3 роки тому +1

    ohhhh, no u dont but thanks any way 5:41

  • @nicholasolivas317
    @nicholasolivas317 3 місяці тому

    I heard it beep.

  • @Whooshta
    @Whooshta 7 місяців тому

    4:30 - what happened to Roseanne? She used to kick the GOP to the curb looking out for the unions and middle class.

  • @Bigman.Struggles
    @Bigman.Struggles Рік тому +2

    Roseanne without a shirt has ruined my love life forever. You can NOT remove that image from your brain. It will haunt you for eternity.

  • @geraldpatterson3903
    @geraldpatterson3903 3 роки тому +1

    Lottery... Roseanne's jump the shark moment

  • @Ccg9024
    @Ccg9024 7 місяців тому

    $30k for that house. Assuming they bought it in the 70s shortly after they got married wouldn’t that still be a little high?

    • @Queeni_3e
      @Queeni_3e 3 місяці тому

      4 bedroom house with two bathrooms.

  • @undertheweather9457
    @undertheweather9457 3 роки тому

    Leslie winkle 🙂🙂🙂

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 роки тому +1

    Chicago Bulls Cubs Bears Blackhawks

  • @aaroncrawley5546
    @aaroncrawley5546 4 роки тому +3

    I didn't like the new roseane it wasn't as realistic as the old show

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930
    @solanoscrossoverproduction3930 3 роки тому +1

    "Way off."

  • @aileenpi73
    @aileenpi73 Рік тому

    An extra $500.00 in 2023 may pay two bills (phones and internet) and nothing will be left.

    • @Queeni_3e
      @Queeni_3e 3 місяці тому

      Where have you been? That’s one bill and phone and internet is one company.

  • @mikylasmith1801
    @mikylasmith1801 4 роки тому +11

    And then she betrayed everything she stood for

    • @Willpowerbomb
      @Willpowerbomb 4 роки тому +13

      No, she didn't.

    • @AthenaLolita2
      @AthenaLolita2 4 роки тому +4

      When?

    • @oklahomorose
      @oklahomorose 4 роки тому +8

      When Blowsanne drank the Trump-Aid and deserted reality and started spewing racist insults on Twitter, she betrayed everything she stood for.

    • @angieburnett4341
      @angieburnett4341 4 роки тому +10

      @Charlotte Webb VERY well said!! We can't enjoy any kind of entertainment these days without POLITICS being shoved down our throats. Heaven forbid we want to watch sports or laugh at a sitcom without it. identity politics & keeping the left angry all the time, they think it's working, lol.

    • @behabtwa
      @behabtwa 4 роки тому +1

      Charlotte Webb
      being a minority makes you the spokes person?

  • @RebeccaTreeseed
    @RebeccaTreeseed Рік тому +2

    I was appalled by Roseanne's portrayal of poor people. We were poor, instead of screaming like banshees, mom gardened and raised (and butchered) chickens, sewed school clothes, picked wild fruit in season. My dad built our house. Hunted and fished and foraged. A weekly trip to the library. Occasional side jobs.
    I was HORRIFIED at this family.

    • @Hank760
      @Hank760 Рік тому +4

      You have no sense of humor

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed Рік тому

      @@Hank760 because I did not laugh at Roseanne's hateful shrieking and appalling obese waddle? Thank Gawd and Greyhound for that. Isn't she flopping at comedy clubs screaming anti-American hate these days? Just more Taliban extreme than ever and projecting her sins on others. Same lowlife maggot rhetoric. Ah'm gunna keel yew... jist kidding... yew ain't gots no sense of humor... oh right 600+ mass murders every year. Helter Skelter laugh track.

    • @saphiramystique2086
      @saphiramystique2086 10 місяців тому

      Roseanne lived in the city, where the hell were they supposed to raise and butcher chickens? And they did show her sewing a few times. There's episode where Roseanne is working two jobs. They didn't scream because they were poor, they were just loud people, it's a freaking comedy show stop taking it so seriously.

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed 10 місяців тому

      ​@@saphiramystique2086TODAY Roseanne is a third rate hate filled nutcase. But if that is your idea of comedy, whatevs.

  • @atherwitch
    @atherwitch 10 місяців тому

    Man...a house for 30 thousand dollars....

  • @tinasinsaystrong5050
    @tinasinsaystrong5050 Рік тому +1

    Season 8 is the worst. Roseanne was angry all the time
    Jackie became weird each Season

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 3 роки тому +1

    pffft they think $500 makes them rich even in the last 80's.

    • @cerrenes
      @cerrenes 3 роки тому +2

      if someone wanted to hand me a grand today, i'd not scoff at it. rich maybe not, but pretty cushy in a world that has many people on unemployment.

    • @mackcummy4976
      @mackcummy4976 3 роки тому

      @@cerrenes Well, it's different after Corona.

    • @mackcummy4976
      @mackcummy4976 3 роки тому +1

      I know kids don't have a concept of money but they're talking about a pool. Even back then $500 would barely maintain a pool for a year.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 роки тому +1

    Bears Football

  • @Christknight1991
    @Christknight1991 3 роки тому +1

    Wayyy off… wayyyyyyy off

  • @jash2527
    @jash2527 Рік тому +1

    That tax skit was ironic coming from Roseanne given the climate of current times and her opinions.

  • @adelehldwy7910
    @adelehldwy7910 2 роки тому

    AND FOR THE LORD'S NAME TO BE USED IN VAIN!!!! GD!! SHAME ON YOU ROSEANNE!!!