Bill Burr - 30 for 30 - BROKE
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- Опубліковано 29 кві 2019
- Bill Burr talks about that 30 for 30 episode called "Broke," where professional athletes talk about losing their fortune.
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BROKE
Directed by Billy Corben
More money, more problems. Broke digs into the psychology of men whose competitive nature carried them to victory on the field yet seemed to ruin them off the field.
According to a 2009 Sports Illustrated article, 60 percent of former NBA players are broke within five years of retirement. By the time they have been retired for two years, 78% of former NFL players have gone bankrupt or are under financial stress. Sucked into bad investments, stalked by freeloaders, saddled with medical problems, and naturally prone to showing off, many pro athletes get shocked by harsh economic realities after years of living the high life. Drawing surprisingly vulnerable confessions from retired stars like Keith McCants, Bernie Kosar and Andre Rison, as well as Marvin Miller, the former executive director of the MLB Players Association, this fascinating documentary digs into the psychology of men whose competitive nature can carry them to victory on the field and ruin off it. - Розваги
Bro, that synchronization between Bill Burr and the adviser is GOAT
He's a donkey. The biggest ass in the game. Not a single comedian in the world could measure up to his horse chicken.
Jesus christ I was thinking da same thing... shits hilarious
2:46
how did he do that haha
I fucking died laughing...
Do not engage in wasteful spending
Eliminate any and all complications
Keep a precise tally of your capital
and then die with a massive amount of savings...what a way to go
@@Jack-qn4vt I can tell by your comment that you live paycheck to paycheck lol
@@humanbeing8449 So so, I'm just saying our lives are more valuable then our money
Your life IS more valuable than money....but that doesn't mean that you should relinquish progress. Surviving life is not living. Living a rich life is not only about amassing wealth; is what you make with that wealth what counts. But if you don't go build that wealth, all you can do is cry beside the ones that you couldn't help
@@humanbeing8449 Yeah sure saving money especially for important things is needed. IMO you can create living a fulfilling/rich life without the extra wealth with the connections you make with people and the things you do ect. To add to my point is like sure build it, but then use it. I think it's stupid to save hundreds of thousands or even millions but then as you get really old with not much left to live for, you give most of it to your kids or close family members...you know what I mean? If not that's cool, we'll agree to disagree
3 Rules again:
*Don’t Simple*
*Keep it Money*
*Count your Blow*
😂😂🤣🤣
And don't get married. ...
😂😂😉
I thought it was blow your simple
Count that blow like Don Rockus
Dis Da Real Advice here
0:57 He edited his own name in the bottom left That's hysterical
Firebourn94 legend
hahahaha you have ninja eyes! That's hilarious!
he put his own face at 9:12
I caught that too.
Lmfao, 😂
“I uhh got me a cabin....bought a mountain”
Definitely the best part of the video 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Burr laughing in the background of the financial advisor's anti-bankruptcy mantra will NEVER get old.
It's what brought me back... AGAIN
Right!
Every time he laughs I think of the Joker
I watch this every couple of years to see Andre Rison and that financial advisor.
How do I get rid of my depression?
*Michael Smith* : Don't be sad, Keep it simple, Count your blessings.
I'll bet that would help some poor dipshit, though!
HAHHAHAHA!!!!!
look up vewn pizza on UA-cam it reminds me of this comment
ForeignMoneyRecords
This is turning into a meme only bill burr fans gets. Love it!
Watch To Catch A Predator and realize that no matter how bad things are now, someone is going through much worse. :)
They're making a 30 for 30 on Russell Westbrook called 10 for 30.
Nooice
You're a savage.
Lmao
Haha clever
10 for 30 : The GOOD game
*"Don't Blow it, Keep it Simple, Count your Money."* most effective advice for certain people.
We all know who… sadly 😢
ESOL?
Bill has such a great memory, its like he watches the stuff he comments on immediately before the podcast
Or he writes the skits while watching or immediately after
@@shadegreen5351 If you ever heard him read I don't think you'd think that.
Explained in detail:
*_1. Don't blow it._*
Spend responsibly and resourcefully with long-term goals, not extravagantly and wastefully in the moment.
*_2. Keep it Simple._*
Focus on needs, not wants.
*_3. Count your money._*
Maintain a budget and always be aware of it.
That’s basically Warren Buffett’s advice, since that was a black guy speaking it, it was turned into a joke.
Under “don’t blow it” you forgot:
Don’t marry gold digging whores
Amazing how so many people can’t follow these simple steps and then cry to politicians that “the system is broken” or “capitalism is evil”. No, you’re just an idiot.
@@knoxynyr87 "in public school, we were not taught how to pay taxes/create a budget/analyze the value of a liberal arts degree on a loan. therefore it's not our fault that we did one of those."
They literally think that public school is supposed to, let alone be capable of, teaching them everything they need to know. It's pathetic how weak school has made people.
that's it
D.B.I.
K.I.S.
C.Y.M.
Cullen Deroche I Lol’d
allenpalin . . .
*he blew it*
*kept it psycho*
*count yo decades*
Interestingly, bill always gets things slightly wrong when he is retelling the events in the show... but he gets the timing of the phrasing 100% perfect for a lip sync up. This man knows what he's doing.
*slightly* wrong? He thought mccants made $75 mil. Playing inside linebacker. In 1990.
The entire salary cap was $53 mil at the end of the 90s.
@@SKa-tt9nmThat’s just how his freckled brain works.
This video is a masterpiece, from the synching of Bill when the guy says dont blow it, to him laughing at keith Mccants and of course the outro.
Don’t blow it
Keep it simple
Count ya money
Which is perfect advice. I don't understand the hate.
@@Episcleritis I'm with you on this. Most are missing the point this advisor was making!! By stating three very simple rules he's actually saying you have to be REALLY DUMB to lose such large amounts of money and have nothing to show for it!!
I might put this on my tombstone
@@Episcleritis Yes, it is good advice. Don't understand why Bill thinks it is absurd.
Legit. He stated it in layman’s terms. A dude from the hood doesn’t want to hear about mutual funds and REITs. He doesn’t understand that. He does understand the three points:
Don’t blow it: a chain and a Lamborghini aren’t appreciating assets. That’s a WASTE. You have to invest and save WAY more than you spend.
Keep it simple: you don’t need multiple homes, multiple cars, multiple wives, multiple baby mamas. One of each. You don’t need multiple hangers-on and people around who do nothing.
Count your money: know how much you have AND DONT HAVE at all times. No one signs your checks but you.
I'm Eastern European and this also happens in my country with dudes who come back after working abroad. They start spending because they want everyone to know they "made it".
I think I heard someone call it "new money syndrome"
Someone struggles in thair early life, then starts making a LOT of money. They go out and indulge in every one of their vices and material desires and then show's everyone in the world that'll look in their direction.
Not thinking about how FAST 30 or 100 million can leave your bank account and enter others.
Moral of the story is Don't blow it, keep it simple and count you're money.
@@erikjohnson5549 I got $7800 tax refund this April 1st...down to $2,500
but I spent wisely
daniel280456 In 1992, I left the States to study for a year in Poland. I ended up spending two years there. I was poor in the States, but in Eastern/Central Europe I was rich. I mainly used my new found status to bang chicks that were out of my league. It was great while the money lasted, then I had to go home and stsrt working again, and return to trying to bang Connecticunts. I never made big money or had fame but I imagine that my experience is similar to theirs.
You can't have a poor man's mentality with money, or you end up back as a poor man. It all starts up stairs.
Romanian?
Blow it
Get complicated
Lose your money
Dave Bryant the basic fundamentals
That's the ex-wifes plan.
Blow it
Spend his money
Get divorced
Spend his money
I felt bad for that guy who let his dad ruin him financially. That made me sick
Bernie Kosar? Yeah it really sucked cause Bernie has always seemed like a good down to earth guy who happened to be a pro bowl QB
The worst part he was taken by both his dad and wife.
And his daughter does porn. It’s like making a deal with the devil to be an NFL QB and this was the unforeseen result.
KEEP IT UPLOADING, DON'T LET UA-cam TAKE YOU DOWN, COUNT YOUR COMMENTS
Count ya videos 😭
Don't get reported, keep it clean,count your likes!!
hahahaha yep yesah
Count your change, trust nobody
Don't blow it
Keep it simple
Count your comments
If you have 1 Dollar and you spend 2, you're in debt. It's VERY simple.
thanks
Ted Gein You should be a financial advisor
@@ImDino Also, don't blow it.
@Claudia Solomon yo you forgot one important point already, that's...count your money.
@BxxDxx Hoodoo that's why you count your money
Bill has such a great memory when watching shit and then later telling us exactly what happened.
Here's the advice you give a young man that gets rich overnight.
1. Pay your taxes FIRST.
2. Pay the people you're supposed to pay.
3. No new friends.
2:02 - Bill gets progressive taxation wrong there. You don't pay 40% on 55k. In the US you pay 22% on that. So you'd take home $42,900. In the US you only pay 40% (now 37%) on yearly income over $306k. It's annoying when people misrepresent how progressive taxation works, because it's a good system and gives credence to dumb right wing arguments.
@@cockoffgewgle4993 assuming bill makes over that amount so thats what hes familiar with
Cockoff Gewgle Taking 40% of someone’s cheque is fucking ridiculous no matter how big the cheque is
@@HowIsTheCraic Back in the 70's they used to take 70% from high incomes. They stopped doing that and surprise surprise the government has less money for services and inequality skyrocketed
4. Don't let anyone else have the power to manage your money. Hire an accountant to fill out the tax form, and write the check yourself.
5. Save half of your post tax earnings, put that into Index funds and T-Bills.
3:35 It always impresses me how spot on Bill's cadence was with the dude in the documentary
Seriously on point.
Hes an American icon of Common Sense. his Comedy is made out just common Fucking Sense lmao!
They edited the footage to match Bill Burrs voice lmao
Perfect editing on:
Don't blow it.
Keep it simple.
Count your money.
LMFAO @6:50
Don't need a finance degree. Just..."Don't blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money."
Yep, made a lot of sense to me, too.
3:00 when your financial advisor tryna be gangsta. Sounds like a Cypress Hill lyric LOL
Id never watch it but Bill's commentary is priceless 😂😂😂
"Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money"
im gonna get a tattoo of that
@@onionhead9414 don't blow it.
That blood in blood out clip was perfect. Glad you’re back with the heat
Thank you couldn't remember the name of that movie and it was driving me crazy. Haven't watched it in forever have to go look for it now.
Greatest movie ever
It's basically an American Me remake minus all the ass rape Lol.. Two classics tho
For cheap times!
8:47 Got me a cabin bought a mountain LMFAO 😂😂😂
Bought my son a mountain, cash money!
Bills rules as kid:
Dont Blow it
Apply the sun screen
Keep under the shade
"... And I bought me a cabin, and I bought me a mountain..." 😂
If he bought all that he better keep it simple don't blow it and count your money
@@marionwalkerjr.7394 bill burr is too fucking funny man.
4:50 dude's head is so shinny, half of it turned invisible.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He forgot rule number one, don't get anyone pregnant!
That's why medical insurance benefits should covers abortions. At least a co pay.
PREACH!
@@OBZRV82 $400 well spent.
@@jamesagwe2981 Yea but that's like having your favorite dish put in front of you and your only allowed to chew it. Or going to the theaters blindfolded with headphones on. You end up missing out on the experience.
@@OBZRV82 then why go to a theater in the first place?
"I've been drinking like a madman lately, i really need to stop" -Bill Burr 2019
"FOR CHEAP TIMES!"
That ending. 🤣😭
Wealthy people live like they're broke. Poor people live like they're rich.
Some people have money and rarely feel a need to flaunt. Some people have money and need to flaunt it because they have enough. Then there's fake rich people who live large on credit while having you think they're not. Like a coke head who thinks he's hiding something. Which one are you?
@@biggutter3335 thats easy the American government lol
@Counterpart2U not the guy I saw flip a $2500 and up blackjack table 😂
Man I'm glad this video popped up on my feed, makes sense, I love conspiracies and Bill Burr, and your editing is sweet!
The end is hilarious "I've been drinking like a mad man lately"
Right! I’m trying to find this whole episode but the link in the descriptions doesn’t work anymore
The two guys that Bill mentioned specifically were the only ones that I felt bad for, not so much for everyone else.
For example there was this guy that bought a fur coat made of wolf (50K) and he only wore it 3 times. Guaranteed one of those times was when he tried it on at the store.
That was Bart Scott - said "it made me look like a silverback"
Mccants overdosed :(
"Conan! What is best in life?"
"Don't blow it"
"Keep it simple"
"Countcha money!"
NFL stands for not for long.
And just a few weeks ago, Keith McCants, the guy with 75mil, died from an apparent drug overdose at the age of 53. These athletes live fast and can die young - not to mention all the injuries to their bodies and brain, it's no surprise they burn out fast.
That hurts my heart to hear that news.
That’s fucked
Mccants never had 75 million. Bill’s memory as most faithful listeners know is trash. The highest paid linebacker in the LATE 90s - 10 yrs after mccants came up and 5 years after his career was over - was making like $5 mil a year.
If you listen to the clip that’s in this video, mccants himself lists things he bought and says “that was $7 mil”.
0:53 "Gaylord Perry".
Dayum. Guy went broke AND had that name?! Life is hard, man.
Lol. I saw him pitch in a "celebrity" game in Scottsdale like 10 years ago. Dude was like 70 then.
The Dumbest thing said on that 30 for 30 was Leon Searcy saying he only had $50,000 left & he went out bought a brand new H2 Hummer because he "Had to Have it"!!
Jesus Christ!!🙄 SMH... 😒😒
Look back, he fuck was so attention grabbing about a Hummer, seriously ?
LOL. Then he went to pay the insurance and put gas in it and was like “Shit- I done blew my whole wad. Ain’t that a mutha fukker!”
Yep that thing was the prettiest thing sittin lol if you can afford gas in it you are not going anywhere
That's what happens when you became rich in your late teens or early 20s and never had to say "no" to your impulses.
And he was the one that had a joint checking account with a random broad. The first serious argument and she took out all the money.
This was one of my favorite ESPN 30 for 30s lol
5:21 RIP McCants the guy just died
I was amazed how many athletes lost a fortune from investing in a nightclub. Never choose investments based on how much fun you think they'll be.
"Keep it Simple"
Yo I'm eating Fritos this very moment
@@tallsmile28 don't blow it.
@@rally_chronicles Count your money!!!
Been in a binge of this love bill and you. Keep it up boss
I had a Flyers player for a nieghbor for three years. he once told me he will be all set when he gets 6mill in the bank. That way he can live off 3% or 180,000 for the rest of his life and still grow the principal. he's a game commentator in Philly now. Great, Smart, Humble guy.
Bill Burr, you're more genius than you realize.👍
I always wanted to know the context of this.
I've returned to this for the years in a row, it's so good.
I have listened to this about 10 times, and it still cracks me up
I love how you put your name in the athlete list who have declared bankruptcy lol
what kinda cig is that bro
@@codylowrey1347 do you really care?
@@JimmyTurneryes bro
AllenPalin on the list of broke athletes on the very bottom X-D
I advice everyone I know with the "Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money", no matter if they have money or not.
These videos are so well produced
SHOUT OUT FOR THE CLASSIC KING LOS TRACK 🔥🔥
How I avoid divorce
Don't blow it
Keep it simple
Count my money
Thanks yt algo this is gold
103K subs. You are criminally unappreciated. Your hilarious 😂
This is the best one 🤣🤣🤣
I love how in the doc it says literally 60% of these athletes are going broke but then Bill says most of them are good 😂 like did you watch the doc?
Wow bro I don’t if you still doing these clips but this is amazing how you mixed the vids + audio pure genius❤😂
ITS BACK IVE BEEB MISSING THIS CLIP DUDE
0:51 Allenpalin at the end of that list lmao
Live well below your means. My mother got a huge settlement check almost 20 years ago. Today she has three properties and a good chunk out of it in the bank. If she sold her assets she'd probably be ahead of that original sum.
My friend's father also got a nice settlement check around that time, he immediately bought a brand new car. Today he still has that car but ran out of that money maybe 5 years into receiving it.
The advisor is the smartest man in the show
Lmao till this day I always randomly say in conversations “don’t blow it, keep it simple, count your money”
Can you imagine watching this for the first time with Bill and him dying laughing at these bozos, I'd pay to be there.
People of the internet:
Keep this video alive this time.
I love how Allen pallin name is on that list
“Got me a Cabin bought me a mountain” 😂😂
I forgot where I saw it but I know it was an article on Rob Gronkowski retirement and how he still had money and I’m not joking it read
“he kept it simple didn’t blow it and counted his money “ I laughed so much it reminded me of Bill
Or he's just white. There's a reason why it's called umm.... "African American" rich
@XavierM I'm just saying dude every person in this video was black. And the one white guy didn't blow his money it got stolen from him by his dad. Pattern recognition my dude
Marshawn Lynch and Shaq both did the same thing only spent endorsement money while playing
@@andremaines as fcked up as tht sounds, there is a little truth to tht. Or tht is definitely the perception.
"A fool and his money are soon parted"
Why do I keep coming back to this video? Because it’s hilarious!
Proof I keep coming back lol
Bro Bill Burr is 1 of my favorite comedians 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was classic
This was one of your best ever but why did you re-upload it? Content ID claim?
I was wondering this as well...
Don’t blow it.
Keep it simple.
Count ya money!
🤑😎🤠
At least every few months I come back to this and laugh and laugh. All is well.
Love your videos! I had to sub after one 2 year old video lol
8:00 Blood In Blood Out
Great reference.
LE CHUI!? IS MII CARNALE!
Allen Palin put his name on the broke list🤣🤣🤣
I died when I saw that shit 😂😂
Bill Burr is the funniest/genuine human being alive!
"Who the *fuck* is this guy" always gets me
"Should Michael Vick have gone broke?"
"NO. Are you kidding me? Hell no!"
Lmao
You almost have to sit down with these guys and say to them:
“Stop throwing money around to all these people who say they’re your friends. Try this- for two months, don’t treat any of them to anything. Tell them your financial advisor has advised that you need to be saving and investing for the future and you’re having to watch your cash flow more closely. The ones that are supportive and still there for you after those two months are your true friends. The ones that have jumped ship were the leeches!”
Bill Burr keeps me sane
Sick editing returns!!!
2:50 Micheal Vick only went to him for 2 years. He didn't blow it, kept it simple but forgot to count his money.
Damn sometimes I feel like Bill is from the future🤮 RIP Keith McCants
This. Video. Is. A. Classic.
I love the advisor's dead-pan look.
IRS waits patiently like an eagle flying , then attacks !
Wooooosh , you dead .
I got cabin, I bought a mountain 🤣😂🤣😂
"Got me a cabin, bought me a mountain" lmfao
WELCOME BACK ALLEN, BOUT DAMN TIME! LIKE A BOSS!