@@FlashFoxBox I'm sorry, we only accept returns of unmodified undamaged unused still-in-the-unopened-packaging stargates. That your stargate has an iris means that it was taking out of the packaging, modified, used and then was damaged due to the nature of the modifications, thereby your warranty is invalid. additionally, our warranties run out after two thousand years, and we went out of business prior to the goa'uld empire's taking of human hosts, which occured several thousand years ago. In fact, I don't know how you got in contact with us the Stargate Sales Team, as we had ascended to a higher plane of existence, and as you are neither Daniel Jackson nor from abydos, I don't know how it is you are communicating here... And what is this, mepipe thing? 🤣
Wow, I was literally going to comment what a cool video this is, but also I was thinking "good gods this sounds like some royalty free, horribly produced/mixed, generic ass UA-cam bg rock music".. and THEN just now see that it's Metallica 🤣 that checks out
Me: *turns Stargate 180 degrees. Incoming invaders: *Fall to their deaths. Colonel: You were right, putting the stargate at the edge of the Grand Canyon was a brilliant idea.
Damn it you beat me to it! have you ever noticed on the show some times they would get the IDC before the wormhole is established and some how the unstable vortex made by the gate doesn't affect the IRIS.
@@firelasto normally, the 8th and 9th cheverons are the "legs" that keep the gate upright and not rolling down a hill. But the TV shows established that the 8th cheveron was used for.. "long distance calls", and SGU said there's one 9 cheveron address, to a specific gate doing plot things.
@@Reverend_Salem Would be totally useless as a door. Those blades =have to be so thin too work. The more blades the thinner that have to be. And in order to actually close all the way they have to overlap. 7:05. Not to mention it would take up way too much room. Door threshold would have to be some sort of moving platform.
There are three kinds of comments on this video: "Stargate", "Portal," and photography. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here thinking, "I want that in my house. *Gimme gimme.*
Came to this video because I'm a DIY-nerd and love seeing projects like this one come together... After reading the comments and having never seen Stargate, I now realize that I need to watch Stargate. Thanks, UA-cam! @Simon: Fantastic work!
This is sick, great fabricating and video editing skills. Orion just completes the whole thing. I can't even imagine how much time you spent on making this.
I am following you for one year now. Actually I plan my own iris. But seeing this professional work I can only say big respect and consider stopping all my lousy attempts.
They actually also use giant apertures for space arms since its harder to lose satellites with a contracting circle but the person who came up with it got the idea from a camera so...
You reminded me when I was a youngster I built a small iris using thin cardboard and string with some glue. Figured out how to build that from a couple of drawings of the mechanism.
Awesome job, now you just need a projector to recreate the practical puddle they started using around season 7. One thing that always bugged me about the show's iris was how it magically disappeared when it was retracted.
Wow! I just realized that all the creative, inventive people I follow on UA-cam all have long hair, big beards, or a combination. The reason must be they are so busy thinking of inventing the next crazy idea that will make us all drool leaves them no time to think about shaving or going to the barber's shop. Keep up this amazing content :)
How did you get permission from Metallica to use their song? So many youtubers have had copyright strikes against them for using commercial music. Kudos to you!
Ah!!! Very simple! Just make 24 of everything. Thats so beautiful! I always wanted to do that using two giant pieces of polarizing film. Would like to see the bloopers on this one. I can only imagine the clearance and tolerance discoveries you made. Well done!
I'd love an internal door that opens and closes like that. Imagine opening a door like that into your front room and walking in. If the iris was inverted on the other side so there were two irises that open with the same rotors, the overlapping parts would be hidden in between them, so both sides would appear the same without the overlaps you see here at 7:11 Of course, it would mean recessing the lower part of the frame into the floor so there's no step.
@@FlashDrive356 problem is you can't cut the blades off, the wider the aperture is opened, the more of the actual length of them is needed to keep the round look. if you cut them, you'd get steps.
I love that your background music is "Orion" by Metallica off the album "Master Of Puppets". One of my favorite instrumentals by them. And wow this is a really cool thing you made dude!
@@33DavePaton33 Ancient shields seemed to fail whenever they were actually needed. Bad guys always announce their attack by taking out power. Moving parts might be more prone to failure but sometimes low tech is the best way to go. And the iris just looks cool.
All amusing comments aside this is pretty awesome especially since it looks like you designed it and built it yourself. Those of us who contemplate such feats might appreciate it more that those who think everyone does this kind of stuff.
This is one of those things you don't need but really want And youtube slaps it on some folks' recommendations here and there, so glad it did, neat design
dude at @6:37 by the time you was done installing the leafs i did not knew those were the leafs till you finished and started opening and closing it my fucking mind blew up AMAZING WORK AND SHIT it wasn't only huge but lots of machined parts. mad props!
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This is great for those times you get unscheduled off-world activations and you don't get a valid code.
lmfao
tell them bums to get an IDC code
Want a refund. Iris was bent,
when gate connected to a black hole system.
@@FlashFoxBox I'm sorry, we only accept returns of unmodified undamaged unused still-in-the-unopened-packaging stargates. That your stargate has an iris means that it was taking out of the packaging, modified, used and then was damaged due to the nature of the modifications, thereby your warranty is invalid. additionally, our warranties run out after two thousand years, and we went out of business prior to the goa'uld empire's taking of human hosts, which occured several thousand years ago. In fact, I don't know how you got in contact with us the Stargate Sales Team, as we had ascended to a higher plane of existence, and as you are neither Daniel Jackson nor from abydos, I don't know how it is you are communicating here... And what is this, mepipe thing?
🤣
Now that’s a reference
This is exactly the combination of craftsmanship, scifi-enthusiasm, and good taste in music that I want to get recommended on UA-cam.
I agree on all counts. Been to long since I’ve heard Orion
As someone who plays brawlhalla Orion is a character that's not fun to play against
Yes.
Wow, I was literally going to comment what a cool video this is, but also I was thinking "good gods this sounds like some royalty free, horribly produced/mixed, generic ass UA-cam bg rock music".. and THEN just now see that it's Metallica 🤣 that checks out
"Sir, we have an incoming wormhole coming thru, but it does NOT have an IDC code."
"DEPLOY the IRIS"
what i was thinking
Me: *turns Stargate 180 degrees.
Incoming invaders: *Fall to their deaths.
Colonel: You were right, putting the stargate at the edge of the Grand Canyon was a brilliant idea.
@@michaelbujaki2462 yeah or over a volcano lmao never thought about it
"FOMP!"
ten million deaths are not enough for master rahool
"Incoming IDC, sir. It's SG-1"
"Open the iris"
and of course, read in the voices of walter and hammond.
General Hammond aproves this message
Damn it you beat me to it!
have you ever noticed on the show some times they would get the IDC before the wormhole is established and some how the unstable vortex made by the gate doesn't affect the IRIS.
@@phalanx3803 It's deliberate disinformation to thow us off and avoid revealing the REAL technology they use
I read this in they’re voices and I’m happy to see that I’m not alone
now make a massive blue infinity mirror behind it and and 7 red triangles to the outside
i think there are actually 9...
but, Stargate was also my first thought....
@@endarus6053 eh it could be a "homemade prototype" making this video by a de-scended ancient that had fallen in love with Sam!
@@endarus6053 the whole thing about the movie was funding the 7th chevron
@@firelasto yes but a stargate has 9 chevrons
@@firelasto normally, the 8th and 9th cheverons are the "legs" that keep the gate upright and not rolling down a hill. But the TV shows established that the 8th cheveron was used for.. "long distance calls", and SGU said there's one 9 cheveron address, to a specific gate doing plot things.
Now imagine this as a shutter for a round window in your house. Cool AF
It is, he put it in a door. :P
exactly
Don't have to imagine. People use this design in skylights.
or a scaled up version for a door
@@Reverend_Salem Would be totally useless as a door. Those blades =have to be so thin too work. The more blades the thinner that have to be. And in order to actually close all the way they have to overlap. 7:05. Not to mention it would take up way too much room. Door threshold would have to be some sort of moving platform.
came here for the stargate comments and was not disappointed.
Indeed
I like the fact this video has been posted for 2 years and the SG teams have now invaded.
@@CatHerderCam hey, when your coming in hot gotta make sure you have a working iris
I love the sound of Jafa slamming into trinium in the morning !!
All we had to see was iris. Who else here just finished another watch of sg1?
There are three kinds of comments on this video: "Stargate", "Portal," and photography. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here thinking, "I want that in my house. *Gimme gimme.*
I was thinking of buttsex.
@@ViolentKisses87 for a second I couldn’t figure out what you were talking about. But now I get it. I can’t see it any way else anymore.
So... It's normal that I'm the only one who thought of a high tech guillotine?
I want it as my front door window
@@ViolentKisses87 do me
This needs to be a table with a massive led matrix screen under it for D&D reasons.
Traveller reasons.
Stargate dnd campaign?
@@trailblazer632 It could work with any campaing, just show an interactive map or event happening. The ideas are endless
Can't wait to see what the rest of the camera looks like.
Hes going to replace hubble
Sure it isn't for a stargate? HAHAHA
@@dosmastrify Or what the hubble is a copy of. I can think of only one or two applications for this.
omg this is the sickest iris ive seen since SG1 ... Sir........ WELL DONE..........
I can’t tell what I love more, the actual mechanism or the absolutely gorgeous editing.
I thought it was just a timelapse
Creator: "How do we present this thing?"
Editor: (headbanging in the background to Metallica)
Creator: "Orion it is..."
Man... I was headbanging to this the moment I clicked on the vid and Orion came on.... now I'm glued watching this lmao.
I just hope that they can avoid the copyright strike from using commercial music.
I love this song! And I want this star gate portal as well!
Came to this video because I'm a DIY-nerd and love seeing projects like this one come together... After reading the comments and having never seen Stargate, I now realize that I need to watch Stargate. Thanks, UA-cam!
@Simon: Fantastic work!
Did you watch it?
I was about to ask that.
yes. yes you do
Every two years I use to rewatch the whole production. A masterpiece. Did you appreciated it?
Indeed
Flashbacks to GLaDOS forcing us to throw the humble companion cube in the incinerator.
You should watch stargate
* cries *
M-
My companion cube
* sob *
Forces? Man, that thing talked so much I was glad to be rid of it.
@@imperator8125 When you make an original comment but everyone tells you to make a stargate reference
Didn't GLaDOS also drop you into the emergency intelligence incinerator during her boot up in portal2?
This is sick, great fabricating and video editing skills. Orion just completes the whole thing. I can't even imagine how much time you spent on making this.
I thought I recognised it
I am following you for one year now. Actually I plan my own iris. But seeing this professional work I can only say big respect and consider stopping all my lousy attempts.
You should never give up. Alot of my early attempts failed.
@@MrSemorsewould you be selling the design?
I couldn’t skip, the music made me stay and made it a million times more interesting than it already was.
Its called orion by metallica
@@henriquemontalvao8492 I know man
Photographer: "f/0.95 is not fast enough, I need a larger aperture!!"
This:
Photographer: :O
could still be bigger.
I would rather like to have ISO infinity with zero noise.
@@BadGuyDennis well, iso infinity will just always give you a white picture, no matter the light level
That bokeh tho.....
They actually also use giant apertures for space arms since its harder to lose satellites with a contracting circle but the person who came up with it got the idea from a camera so...
Make sure you get it to within 5 micrometers of the event horizon.
3
Why is it that wormhole "splash" destroys everything but the iris?
@@Keinapappa it’s strange, but after watching the Stargate shows for years I never thought of this same thing until after I watched this video.
@@Keinapappa from my understanding it was the close proximity. It prevented the "splash" from building when a wormhole activated.
You reminded me when I was a youngster I built a small iris using thin cardboard and string with some glue. Figured out how to build that from a couple of drawings of the mechanism.
lemme guess you finished university at 14 years old and now work at NASA
r/iamverysmart
@@lemmiix So are you just mad that you aren't/weren't smart enough to do anything like that.
@@lemmiix bruh "youngster" could be like any age, stop being so salty
He started his own company, good for him. Hope you find success.
Jesus Christ this is incredible. Mad respect for creating such a masterpiece of engineering.
It's just goes to show you how amazing the real Jesus Christ really was for engineering humans to have iris even more complex than this!
Now that's an iris! Cool build, great soundtrack!!
That is insanely cool - its closing and opening looked beautifully smooth. Great Video.
I can mentally hear the Stargate sirens going off, and mentally envision General Hammond rushing in with armed security while watch this.
This as a window or a skylight. Amazing job
Amazing design and engineering that went into that. Cool that everyone's watching this through a natural version of it.
... especially the double sided sticky tape ))
_"Chief Engineer for the SGC designs a prototype Iris for use in the Stargate Program, after the first invasion of Apophis._
_-Remastered, 1997."_
Didn't like; not enough chevron for a valid address.
That table was the perfect size for assembling this thing...
almost like he measured the table before hand and made the iris that size
@@jaysonsk according the level for me he build the table only for this product
@@TFlorian but then what table did he use to build that table?
@@jonomoth2581 the floor is the biggest table.
@@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti but what the floor built on? The ground. But what was the ground built on??
Awesome job, now you just need a projector to recreate the practical puddle they started using around season 7. One thing that always bugged me about the show's iris was how it magically disappeared when it was retracted.
This iris is about the right size for Orlin's stargate.
I think his was a little bigger maybe, I bet this guy didn't need a new toaster after building it though. Maybe if you go bigger you need a toaster?
Wow! I just realized that all the creative, inventive people I follow on UA-cam all have long hair, big beards, or a combination. The reason must be they are so busy thinking of inventing the next crazy idea that will make us all drool leaves them no time to think about shaving or going to the barber's shop.
Keep up this amazing content :)
The Metallica background music is very fitting
Should of played. Spit out the Bone. For the theme
Orion is so underrated
@@Sweeny_de Orion is a Masterpiece of Artwork!!!
@@Sweeny_de Orion is one of the least underrated Metallica songs. Especially off of MOP
How did you get permission from Metallica to use their song? So many youtubers have had copyright strikes against them for using commercial music. Kudos to you!
Triple thumbs up for the music choice, the explanation and the graphics/real thing mix
I'm only here for the Stargate comments.
Easily the third best Metallica video I've ever seen! Intricate and incredibly precise work. Fascinating.
just started to rewatch stargate last week and now i get a recommendation for building an iris
Ah!!! Very simple! Just make 24 of everything. Thats so beautiful! I always wanted to do that using two giant pieces of polarizing film. Would like to see the bloopers on this one. I can only imagine the clearance and tolerance discoveries you made. Well done!
The best design I've seen for an iris by far. This is a perfect window/skylight.
Nah, overengineered.
Awesome project... great cap for a Skylight or window. Nice background music... haven't heard that in decades.
I'd love an internal door that opens and closes like that. Imagine opening a door like that into your front room and walking in. If the iris was inverted on the other side so there were two irises that open with the same rotors, the overlapping parts would be hidden in between them, so both sides would appear the same without the overlaps you see here at 7:11
Of course, it would mean recessing the lower part of the frame into the floor so there's no step.
If you were to cut those pieces perfectly, there would be no existing overlap.
@@FlashDrive356 wow! U wrong!
@@FlashDrive356 problem is you can't cut the blades off, the wider the aperture is opened, the more of the actual length of them is needed to keep the round look. if you cut them, you'd get steps.
Well, overlaps exists, becouse they was in TV Show. I bet overlaps could be smaller, but why? I guess it adds to the strength
@@SidneyKenson do round look actually needed?
Orion? Awesome! I get to watch time-lapse construction and metallica!
I love that your background music is "Orion" by Metallica off the album "Master Of Puppets". One of my favorite instrumentals by them.
And wow this is a really cool thing you made dude!
You just never get tired of the opening and closing of this!
If it was mine, I would play with it 24/7.
And chop off the knob....lol
...that's what she said.
This is both amazing and ludicrous at the same time. Great song
Everybody's here talking about Stargate, but I'm imagining Captain Dallas crawling through one of these things.
Leeloo Dallas?
Those pesky xenos can get into any ducts
THANK YOU FINALLY
This was a well engineered project. My respect to you Sir.
This is the kind of table you build when metallica is your focus music.
Man, these mechanical iris constructions inspire some awe.
How Nice of the Ancients to leave enough space to fit a mechanism like that.
They used shields on their updated versions in the Pegasus Galaxy. 👍
@@33DavePaton33 Ancient shields seemed to fail whenever they were actually needed. Bad guys always announce their attack by taking out power. Moving parts might be more prone to failure but sometimes low tech is the best way to go. And the iris just looks cool.
@@pwnmeisterage That's true. The SG-1 iris did have a manual override if power was cut.
Excellent soundtrack, excellent mechanics, excellent assembly!!!👍😎👍
This video deserves a like just for the soundtrack.
I approve of your musical taste.
Awestruck, I derp at ye. Engineering: 100% Editing: 100% Satisfaction: NaN! Too satisfying to watch once!
"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."
oh god you got me humming that song XD
Don't trust the cake!!
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
@@anthonymoses3697 The Cake is a Lie
@@Nichodo dang, I knew I got it wrong, but wasn't sure how it went exactly. Thanks!
Anyone else notice the tech drawings overlayed where new parts were to be placed? Well done, sir.
Lovely choice of music!
This is the coolest work I have ever seen!!!! Congrats!!!!
For anyone wondering: the song is orion by metallica
OMG this was so freakin' COOL! And the perfect soundtrack to watch it all!
ive watched SG1 with my mom and this... this is just so cool
I did actually watch a very good portion of that video and found it very fascinating indeed, very well done & that's quality workmanship all round!
Holy this that broke my brain at the end when it was opening and closing.
No wonder professional camera lens cost like $5000 the mechanism is insane
Chicoo q se te van a enganchar las greñas en el taladrooo!! Hazte una coletaa😂. Maestro. MARAVILLOSO trabajo. Gracias por compartir.
imagine you have a light fixture designed with this so it turns on, and then the iris opens
and can either produce a spotlight or softlight illumination of an entire room.
Mate, cool idea
As a photographer I do love an iris..... I'd have this in my window... just beautiful...
This give me Alien vibes when Dallas went into the ventilation shaft and the iris vent closed
technical mechanical stuff and my favorit metallica song , if a video on youtube truly deserves a like than its this one ! great job :D
This guy putting lots of time and work into this project.
Me the first ten seconds at 3:00 am: *haha 10 sec skip go brrrr*
I'm amazed at how it looks on the back, very satisfying
That's a weird ass trampoline you got there.
It's from the future. Everyone has one!
Heh heh ... ass trampoline
this is so enjoyable! what a realy amazing iris mechanism, and the music, and the skill of the craftsman! youtube got this right for once...
Photographers would kill for an f/stop this big
And for lens with so many iris blades
@@jeffsaffron5647 Meyer-Görlitz lenses come to mind.
...Aperature... on a lens this would still likely only get a 1-1.2 f-stop
The back side of that closing looks so cool.
Reading the comments, I'm surprised no one seems to be asking the obvious: what is this thing actually for?
I would love to know too!
To keep the Jaffas from coming through of course!
Nobody knows, and don't be afraid that anybody dare to ask ;-)
I'd use it for a skylight or whatever you call a window in the ceiling.
Hubble? Nope ... go look at his channel, it's all for windows... I think.
the level of dedication to geekdome here is nothing short of astonishing and i can do nothing else but salute it, sir.
James Bond one way, Star Gate the other.
You mean the barrel rifling in the opening credits?
@@robertt9342 Yeah.
This would be great for a giant camera. Nicely done.
Every Hobbit needs one of these on each window.
Ok watching it come together was neat... but once those black stats went in and it did the first cycle... SO SATISFYING. thank you sir 🙏
"Most innovative guillotine of the year" award.
Great mind you have, and for sure I’ll watch for the music alone, great video
i would love to have this as a skylight in my living room for those stormy nights with an aluminium set on the outside for the hail storms and snow
Awesome work! Best iris project, that I saw
Randomly showed up in my recommendations, stayed for the Metallica!
All amusing comments aside this is pretty awesome especially since it looks like you designed it and built it yourself. Those of us who contemplate such feats might appreciate it more that those who think everyone does this kind of stuff.
Me: "WOW, this looks very impressive, what use does it have?"
Him: "what use?..."
Me: "ok, it's still cool."
I want that for my cave entrance.
This is one of those things you don't need but really want
And youtube slaps it on some folks' recommendations here and there, so glad it did, neat design
Would be so cool if it could be scaled up enough to cover a stadium.
Sublime travail!
Si j'en avais les moyens, je vous en achèterais une!
"You might need a new toaster"
Oh, and a microwave
dude at @6:37 by the time you was done installing the leafs i did not knew those were the leafs till you finished and started opening and closing it my fucking mind blew up AMAZING WORK AND SHIT it wasn't only huge but lots of machined parts. mad props!
"But how is that? But what is he..." "Oh my!"
Soundtrack very nice! gets to enjoy watching the video until the end
lol i was waiting for him to screw his hair to the table
Wow... I didn't even know I needed this video for my writing, but now I know I did. Thanks so much!!!
now put it in an aperture test chamber and then you have portal
More like in the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube Dropper
A lot of work/time goes into assembly such a cool effect great video 👏👏👍