5 Real Cocktails That Should Not Exist
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2024
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the drink recipes
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mac and cheese shot recipe origin
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tipsy bartender drinking the kim jong un shot
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"Jazz Bossa Lounge Kitschy Full Band (Nothing But You)" by Jerome Rossen
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"Delayed Response" by John Montoya
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0:00 - billboard
0:15 - show intro and meeting the contestants
1:50 - round 1 guesses
4:54 - the mac and cheese shot results and punishments
6:28 - round 2 guesses
8:26 - the infected whitehead results and punishments
9:47 - round 3 guesses
10:57 - the prairie chicken results and punishments
11:44 - round 4 guesses
15:13 - tapeworm shot results and punishments
15:55 - round 5 guesses
18:55 - the kim jong un nuclear bomb results and punishments
20:35 - the "winner"
20:55 - hunt a killer ad
22:40 - cta
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I see Jason, Brian, Rex, Grant and Cory together, and all I can think of is that that could be a fantastic Dungeons and Dragons group.
Can't believe that they haven't done a D&D episode yet.
YESSSSSSSS omg
Bryan would have to be a wizard with all the fire spells 😅
It would be great on a podcast for Patreon
@@burritodog3634 This is more accurate.
Just a note to the curious, at 15:56 Brian actually whispered to us that we should all agree to say in unison that we want to quit the gameshow. Strength in unity, right? Then at 16:18 none of us actually said it because we all recognized the setup. No honor among contestants on ‘Don’t Vomit’
If you listen closely, you can hear Trever’s screams of mixalogical agony coming from what ever underground bunker chip has locked him in.
How do you spell your own name wrong? Is it Trever or Trevor?
Trever the bartender spells it Trever. Trevor the commenter spells it Trevor.
I was honestly waiting for him to pop out with one of the custom modern rogue weapons and chase them all down!
There's more than one use for a whiskey vault.
We gotta find him and set him free
I love Brian’s casual descent into madness through the episode
This is the most surreal Modern Rogue episode I've ever seen
You mean Chip's casual descent into madness, right?
@@fearjunkie ‘Chip’ is Jason
@@insertnamehere6960 r/whoosh
i'm starting to think jason wrote his book about the crimes he's actually committed
Jason: "All of these will have alcohol in them just to be clear"
Rex: "Oh!" *sip*
Brian will eat decades old MREs, and tetanus water noodles... severely allergic to Strawberries. He's like an alien with a weakness to water... I like how Rex is trying to CSI the stuff.
Also, Grant's here!
my ex is allergic to strawberries
@@gamershadow8 :( That's so sad
Chip McClusky is my favorite game show host! I hope we see a lot more of him. Jeopardy is still looking for a permanent host, right?
@@burritodog3634 Insane in the best ways, really brings the best out of the shows he's in.
Shoulda been Chooch McCluskey.
I love how Rex is hesitant to drink the first one and then Jason says “all of these actually have alcohol in them” and Rex’s hesitation goes away and he immediately takes a swig
if there's one comedy trope i love is "talk show host forcefully holding participants hostage while they slowly descent into madness"
20:06 Brian's anger fueled breakdown was so intense that they forgot to censor the second "fucking"
he was so angry it broke through the censor!
Chip handing Rex the bat and Rex turning to Brian with it instead of Chip was the quickest version of the Stanford Prison Experiment that I have ever seen.
Jason needs to run more gameshows. I need more of chip in my life.
The words "Ominous" and "Menacing" are not often associated with game shows, but that's only due to a severe lack of Chip.
the descent of brian in this episode is iconic. his reaction to the nuclear bomb meaning to be a chocolate shake instead of strawberry is gold.
Rex just shows up and is like REX MONNNNNNNNNNNNNNTH
Brian and Jason: "It's our show...can he do that?"
He mooched the whole channel!
I love how Brian is crying through his answer
I find it mildly concerning that the music gets more and more distorted the further you get into the episode
Never expected Brian, the guy who can eat any MRE known to man without as much as a grimace, to be the one who faltered at a small splash of Tabasco in a cocktail!
weirdest mutant power, ever.
The man has eaten some foods I would be in the same room as, and yet, a pickle will bring him toppling down.
His ability to eat strange foods seems to be less based on resilience to his own taste experience and more just having tastes that don't align with most people's
@@jek__ Sometimes it feels like his tastes don't align with what most people would consider edible.
I petition "Don't Vomit" to be a syndicated show on the MR network!
“Viewer discretion advised”
this gonna be a good episode
Alternate Title -*The Modern Rogue Experiences Trauma*
I want more of these kind of episodes. Maybe work together with Greg from Howtodrink.
or tipsy bartender
Or even Bartender Bruce
@@hunterthehippie1433 greg from HTD, Tipsy bartender, and Cocktail Chemistry
@@gamershadow8 thats evil
"This one is called the 'Infected Whitehead!'"
Probably shouldn't have gotten a cup of yogurt before starting this vid, huh?
I nearly chose to watch this before lunch and I'm glad I did not do that
i can see why trevor wasn’t invited
20:06 the best nervous breakdown Brian ever had
I would have vomited straight away after seeing the first cocktail... you guys are CRAZY!
"Are you going to do a rail?". A line I never expected to hear on TMR.
Also I'm starting to think that Jason Murphy saw Bruce's wheel of horrible drinks from @Bartalk and Cocktails
Might be a new favorite episode, would love to see more of this
If what ...Chip... says is true and they got all these off the internet, then there must be hundreds of thousands of possibilities.
20:06 this joke literally killed me, like there have never been a time I was so close to choking while laughing than in this moment I love this god damn channel
Also, the fact they missed bleeping his second f bomb
@@aaronsummey945 lol I noticed that too 🤣, even the editor couldn't keep up with that scene lol
Specifically because of this episode... I have created a new cocktail. I call it "The Brushwood Fire"
PSA - This cocktail should not exist. Do not attempt to make this cocktail. Any attempt at making this cocktail should not be consumed, by anyone, ever. Should you attempt to consume anyone's attempt at making this cocktail, you are waiving all possible liabilities that I and/or any other party or parties may have otherwise been held to, as you are blatantly ignoring this warning. You have been warned!
For this recipe, you will need:
(For the Syrup)
1 lbs or 454 grams of fresh, ripe strawberries.
1/2 pound or 227 grams of fresh, ripe, carolina reaper chillies.
1 quart (1 litre) of everclear vodka (96.4% pure food-grade ethanol)
1 cup packed demerara sugar.
1 cup Water
(For the Shot)
1 tsp. Lemon Juice
1 tsp Salt
1 ounce Premade "Brushwood Fire" Syrup
1/2 ounce white vinegar
Lemon Wheel or Maraschino cherry for garnish.
Tall 2-ounce Shot Glasses are recommended.
For this, you will take the chillies and strawberries, and first freeze them solid. Best done slowly in your fridge freezer overnight, to allow large ice crystals to form, breaking the tender cell-walls of the strawberries and chillies and releasing all that tender goodness inside. Afterwards, in a powerful blender (or in small batches) blend/grind/puree the chillies, and strawberries in the everclear. Take the resulting mash and allow it to sit in a sealed container in a normal refrigerator for 7-10 days, shaking occasionally. Once that is done, separate out the solids using a fine-mesh sieve, and/or possibly a coffee filter (depending on desired clarity).
Once complete, you can then dissolve the sugar into an equal amount of water, stirring over medium/low heat until completely dissolved, and mix with the everclear, creating a sweet, fiery strawberry liquor that tastes quite nice, and will burn you from the inside out while knocking you on your ass drunk.
Now, to create the shot, use lemon juice and salt to rim a tall shot-glass. If you are garnishing with a cherry, insert it NOW. Pour in the syrup, and then CAREFULLY pour the vinegar on top, over a spoon, to keep easily discernable layers. If garnishing with Lemon wheel, place on side of shot now.
The shot is best enjoyed NEVER, but if you even think of attempting this, down it all at once. Also, never let Jason Murphy know this exists, or Brian Brushwood will be forced to endure... The Brushwood Fire!
Swap out the vinegar and lemon juice for pickle juice and a tsp of mustard and it's perfect.
Send this to Greg.
@@DrEpicPhD HTD would do it though... and try it... and I don't want to torture someone from Miramichi. That's torture enough as it is!
Brian channeling his inner Jack Nicholson on the last one. Definitely getting some
The Shining vibes lol
Best vomit causing mixed drink I've ever seen was called the concrete mixer, a drink that is mixed in the mouth, contains milk base, liquor, and lemon juice and texture gets thick in the mouth as the patron shakes their head to mix it before swallowing, if they can.
We did it we have Rex from the Whiskey Tribe and Grant from the Beerist in an episode of Modern Rogue
we need Trevor
No Trevor and Anthony
I feel like Trever would take the bat and clean house if he had to witness this.
Then it becomes a free for all brawl to see who survives
This video needs more likes. The pain they went through for our entertainment is....wow
Any doubts Jason may have ever had about sobriety are now totally quashed.
Would love to see another episode of this bat shit crazy content
17:50, Brian sounds like he is talking to a police negotiator
What’s in the shot, Brian? WHAT’S IN THE SHOT!!!
I'm so glad all of you guys are friends, we get the weirdest content because of it and I love it.
Ah, so this is the fated episode Grant was talking about on the Beerists a couple weeks back…
@@burritodog3634 congrats
Modern Rouge devolved pretty fast into Saw
I just saw grant and got excited! I love it when the beerists come on the show!
If you guys ever do this again (please do!) you should have the contestants write down their guesses before anyone answers so they can't use each other as easily.
I want to yell, cry, and laugh all at once.
Overall, a balanced experience. Unlike these cocktails.
Best episode ever! I hope you do these more often.
renaming the drinks;
1st : Mac n' Misery
2nd : "Bloody" Dairy
3rd: i was so transfixed by the mutiny, the chipfight n shit i didnt even think of a name, and i dont think i can tbh. Mcdonalds Mystery / Mash?
Just call it the secret sauce, keep it simple, lure them in, watch them puke!
@@ikitclaw7146 i like how you think >thumbs-up (cant do emojis on the pc sadly)
I can't believe that no one reacted at all when Brian vomited and they keep the vomit there on the freaking table like it was a pretty flower the whole time!
PLEASE DO THIS MOREEE, I LOVE THIS
You can tell when Brian gets quiet, he's on the edge of throwing up. :)
PLEASE MAKE THIS A REGULAR THING!! LOVE YOU GUYS!
i love this format!
I really enjoyed this one and I definitely want to see it become a reoccurring series
Well, that was a...yup.
Very best episode in a long time. I loved it.
By far the best episode of the modern rogue
This is brilliant! Love it guys!
I feel like if Trevor was there he would have kicked everyone out for making these abominations.
Where is trevor
@@andrewwashington3186 they killed him off lol
@@Goliath_actual or worse they forced him to look at the various stages of this grotesque disaster
@@andrewwashington3186 hes 1km away on a hill over looking the M.R studio with a sniper a rifle, waiting for them to exit...
This needs to be a weekly series!
I love how Brian basically just projectile vomits across the entire set gleefully, and they proceed to just go on.
Thought this would be one of those quick ten minute videos. Got to the beginning of round 4 and looked how much time was left and cried out laughing! These guys are truly animals 😂
This isn't at all why I watch this channel but it might have been the best episode yet.
That last drink and gag... made me gag so bad jst as i took a drink of tea... lol. Great show guys!
The only thing that could make this better is if every round Jason was sipping on one of the contestants favorite drinks, just to taunt them.
The background music adds a lot to this video. What a great choice!
deffinitly the perfect video to watch while drinking
The background "music" is perfect
They definitely need to do a round 2 of this!
You guys need a TV show this stuff is too gold
Every second was pure chaos and i loved it. 🤣
This was so wonderful thank you
More of this please!
Rex alone is just the best internet presence because doesn't matter which channel he appears on he's the same through and through does not change his act does not stray from his path which is freaking awesome
14:17 the face of absolute sadness
The one of the greatest crossovers in rogue history!!!
The Modern Rogue Cinematic Universe
Chip is the best! Please do more of these!
My goodness... I laughed so hard at this episode I had to watch it again. Not so thrilled with Brian's Techy Tex personality for the fundraisers but I am a HUGE fan of Chip McLusky!
They just got the first drink and I'm immediately thinking Rex has the edge given this is just like shenanigans they do on Whiskey Tribe...
Will continue watching and see where it goes.
Already, loving it though
Y'know it's not a disastrous combo like these but Seagram's extra dry gin and Dr. Pepper is a mix I like
Superb content
I feel like y'all in the comments are sleeping on 20:18. Hearing Jason absolutely SCREAM *"CHIP FIIIIIGHT! CHIP FIIIIIGHT!"* fucking KILLED ME
“That went from jovial to a bad time real quick.”
13:30, 13:39 & 14:11 all tied for my "thumbs up", I just can't decide. I regert that I have but one "thumbs up" to give to The Modern Rogues.
I would binge watch this show - which streaming platform do I need? lol
I'm getting serious Series of Unfortunate Events vibes from Chip this episode
Imagine this episode being the first modern rogue video you watch
Ah yes, eating supper, and I think "I'll watch a MR video, oh dangerous cocktails, this should be interesting", then I realise this is NOT the video to be watching whilst eating.
I love all these men! 💛🤘 such amazing hilarity and chaos! 😂😂😂🥳
I appreciate the Arrested Development reference, Jason
This was awesome :) Chip for president!
Jason's chicken dance ala arrested development is amazing!!
Quality shenanigans. I approve.
i never realised how tall rex is, im so used to seeing him next to daniel, seeing him next to brian really shows how tall he is
Y'all are the best
We need more of these cursed drinks episodes
from left to right it's like it's like a before/after lineup
this is a masterpiece
There wasn't one moment of this episode that didn't make me extremely uncomfortable. This was like one of those sick games from a Saw movie.
Grant: "I dont know if they make white cheeze wiz"
Brian: * whispering "racist"😂😂😂
In Germany we have the rusty nail which is 1/2 tabasko 1/4 vinegar 1/4 tequila
That's sound awful
@@gamer7imemcgames250 it is, my dad had to drink it as a sort of bar initiation thing
The Rusty Nail is a real cocktail, made with Scotch and Drambuie. Google it....
@@CrayonRocketry OK my dad's bar is apparently wrong thx for the info