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Just a note to the curious, at 15:56 Brian actually whispered to us that we should all agree to say in unison that we want to quit the gameshow. Strength in unity, right? Then at 16:18 none of us actually said it because we all recognized the setup. No honor among contestants on ‘Don’t Vomit’
I love how Rex is hesitant to drink the first one and then Jason says “all of these actually have alcohol in them” and Rex’s hesitation goes away and he immediately takes a swig
Brian will eat decades old MREs, and tetanus water noodles... severely allergic to Strawberries. He's like an alien with a weakness to water... I like how Rex is trying to CSI the stuff. Also, Grant's here!
Chip handing Rex the bat and Rex turning to Brian with it instead of Chip was the quickest version of the Stanford Prison Experiment that I have ever seen.
Never expected Brian, the guy who can eat any MRE known to man without as much as a grimace, to be the one who faltered at a small splash of Tabasco in a cocktail!
His ability to eat strange foods seems to be less based on resilience to his own taste experience and more just having tastes that don't align with most people's
Best vomit causing mixed drink I've ever seen was called the concrete mixer, a drink that is mixed in the mouth, contains milk base, liquor, and lemon juice and texture gets thick in the mouth as the patron shakes their head to mix it before swallowing, if they can.
Specifically because of this episode... I have created a new cocktail. I call it "The Brushwood Fire" PSA - This cocktail should not exist. Do not attempt to make this cocktail. Any attempt at making this cocktail should not be consumed, by anyone, ever. Should you attempt to consume anyone's attempt at making this cocktail, you are waiving all possible liabilities that I and/or any other party or parties may have otherwise been held to, as you are blatantly ignoring this warning. You have been warned! For this recipe, you will need: (For the Syrup) 1 lbs or 454 grams of fresh, ripe strawberries. 1/2 pound or 227 grams of fresh, ripe, carolina reaper chillies. 1 quart (1 litre) of everclear vodka (96.4% pure food-grade ethanol) 1 cup packed demerara sugar. 1 cup Water (For the Shot) 1 tsp. Lemon Juice 1 tsp Salt 1 ounce Premade "Brushwood Fire" Syrup 1/2 ounce white vinegar Lemon Wheel or Maraschino cherry for garnish. Tall 2-ounce Shot Glasses are recommended. For this, you will take the chillies and strawberries, and first freeze them solid. Best done slowly in your fridge freezer overnight, to allow large ice crystals to form, breaking the tender cell-walls of the strawberries and chillies and releasing all that tender goodness inside. Afterwards, in a powerful blender (or in small batches) blend/grind/puree the chillies, and strawberries in the everclear. Take the resulting mash and allow it to sit in a sealed container in a normal refrigerator for 7-10 days, shaking occasionally. Once that is done, separate out the solids using a fine-mesh sieve, and/or possibly a coffee filter (depending on desired clarity). Once complete, you can then dissolve the sugar into an equal amount of water, stirring over medium/low heat until completely dissolved, and mix with the everclear, creating a sweet, fiery strawberry liquor that tastes quite nice, and will burn you from the inside out while knocking you on your ass drunk. Now, to create the shot, use lemon juice and salt to rim a tall shot-glass. If you are garnishing with a cherry, insert it NOW. Pour in the syrup, and then CAREFULLY pour the vinegar on top, over a spoon, to keep easily discernable layers. If garnishing with Lemon wheel, place on side of shot now. The shot is best enjoyed NEVER, but if you even think of attempting this, down it all at once. Also, never let Jason Murphy know this exists, or Brian Brushwood will be forced to endure... The Brushwood Fire!
20:06 this joke literally killed me, like there have never been a time I was so close to choking while laughing than in this moment I love this god damn channel
renaming the drinks; 1st : Mac n' Misery 2nd : "Bloody" Dairy 3rd: i was so transfixed by the mutiny, the chipfight n shit i didnt even think of a name, and i dont think i can tbh. Mcdonalds Mystery / Mash?
If you guys ever do this again (please do!) you should have the contestants write down their guesses before anyone answers so they can't use each other as easily.
I can't believe that no one reacted at all when Brian vomited and they keep the vomit there on the freaking table like it was a pretty flower the whole time!
Rex alone is just the best internet presence because doesn't matter which channel he appears on he's the same through and through does not change his act does not stray from his path which is freaking awesome
They just got the first drink and I'm immediately thinking Rex has the edge given this is just like shenanigans they do on Whiskey Tribe... Will continue watching and see where it goes. Already, loving it though
@@KamenRiderRaiden it's similar but not the same. One thing, the Prairie oyster calls for an egg yolk only so that's a big difference. Specifically unbroken if possible so it pops in your mouth.
Hey Jason and Brian I just turned 21 today and I recently moved to fort hood Texas for my new duty station which is like 2 hours from Austin I would love to come see y'all tape a vid. Also Brian I've been watching scam school ever since I was like 11 and that what made me fall in love with magic I will say that everyone at my old unit was astonished by the "3 coin trick"
vodka and tabasco is pretty alright really, me and my buddies used to call it the afterburner (but apparently there exists a different drink of that name) however i can't imagine what it'd taste like with mayo
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Just a note to the curious, at 15:56 Brian actually whispered to us that we should all agree to say in unison that we want to quit the gameshow. Strength in unity, right? Then at 16:18 none of us actually said it because we all recognized the setup. No honor among contestants on ‘Don’t Vomit’
I love Brian’s casual descent into madness through the episode
This is the most surreal Modern Rogue episode I've ever seen
You mean Chip's casual descent into madness, right?
@@fearjunkie ‘Chip’ is Jason
@@insertnamehere6960 r/whoosh
I see Jason, Brian, Rex, Grant and Cory together, and all I can think of is that that could be a fantastic Dungeons and Dragons group.
Can't believe that they haven't done a D&D episode yet.
YESSSSSSSS omg
Bryan would have to be a wizard with all the fire spells 😅
It would be great on a podcast for Patreon
@@burritodog3634 This is more accurate.
If you listen closely, you can hear Trever’s screams of mixalogical agony coming from what ever underground bunker chip has locked him in.
How do you spell your own name wrong? Is it Trever or Trevor?
Trever the bartender spells it Trever. Trevor the commenter spells it Trevor.
I was honestly waiting for him to pop out with one of the custom modern rogue weapons and chase them all down!
There's more than one use for a whiskey vault.
We gotta find him and set him free
Chip McClusky is my favorite game show host! I hope we see a lot more of him. Jeopardy is still looking for a permanent host, right?
@@burritodog3634 Insane in the best ways, really brings the best out of the shows he's in.
Shoulda been Chooch McCluskey.
i'm starting to think jason wrote his book about the crimes he's actually committed
I love how Rex is hesitant to drink the first one and then Jason says “all of these actually have alcohol in them” and Rex’s hesitation goes away and he immediately takes a swig
Jason: "All of these will have alcohol in them just to be clear"
Rex: "Oh!" *sip*
Brian will eat decades old MREs, and tetanus water noodles... severely allergic to Strawberries. He's like an alien with a weakness to water... I like how Rex is trying to CSI the stuff.
Also, Grant's here!
my ex is allergic to strawberries
@@gamershadow8 :( That's so sad
Jason needs to run more gameshows. I need more of chip in my life.
The words "Ominous" and "Menacing" are not often associated with game shows, but that's only due to a severe lack of Chip.
20:06 Brian's anger fueled breakdown was so intense that they forgot to censor the second "fucking"
he was so angry it broke through the censor!
if there's one comedy trope i love is "talk show host forcefully holding participants hostage while they slowly descent into madness"
I love how Brian is crying through his answer
Chip handing Rex the bat and Rex turning to Brian with it instead of Chip was the quickest version of the Stanford Prison Experiment that I have ever seen.
Rex just shows up and is like REX MONNNNNNNNNNNNNNTH
Brian and Jason: "It's our show...can he do that?"
He mooched the whole channel!
the descent of brian in this episode is iconic. his reaction to the nuclear bomb meaning to be a chocolate shake instead of strawberry is gold.
I want more of these kind of episodes. Maybe work together with Greg from Howtodrink.
or tipsy bartender
Or even Bartender Bruce
@@hunterthehippie1433 greg from HTD, Tipsy bartender, and Cocktail Chemistry
@@gamershadow8 thats evil
I find it mildly concerning that the music gets more and more distorted the further you get into the episode
I petition "Don't Vomit" to be a syndicated show on the MR network!
Never expected Brian, the guy who can eat any MRE known to man without as much as a grimace, to be the one who faltered at a small splash of Tabasco in a cocktail!
weirdest mutant power, ever.
The man has eaten some foods I would be in the same room as, and yet, a pickle will bring him toppling down.
His ability to eat strange foods seems to be less based on resilience to his own taste experience and more just having tastes that don't align with most people's
@@jek__ Sometimes it feels like his tastes don't align with what most people would consider edible.
20:06 the best nervous breakdown Brian ever had
I would have vomited straight away after seeing the first cocktail... you guys are CRAZY!
“Viewer discretion advised”
this gonna be a good episode
Might be a new favorite episode, would love to see more of this
If what ...Chip... says is true and they got all these off the internet, then there must be hundreds of thousands of possibilities.
i can see why trevor wasn’t invited
Alternate Title -*The Modern Rogue Experiences Trauma*
This video needs more likes. The pain they went through for our entertainment is....wow
Best vomit causing mixed drink I've ever seen was called the concrete mixer, a drink that is mixed in the mouth, contains milk base, liquor, and lemon juice and texture gets thick in the mouth as the patron shakes their head to mix it before swallowing, if they can.
Specifically because of this episode... I have created a new cocktail. I call it "The Brushwood Fire"
PSA - This cocktail should not exist. Do not attempt to make this cocktail. Any attempt at making this cocktail should not be consumed, by anyone, ever. Should you attempt to consume anyone's attempt at making this cocktail, you are waiving all possible liabilities that I and/or any other party or parties may have otherwise been held to, as you are blatantly ignoring this warning. You have been warned!
For this recipe, you will need:
(For the Syrup)
1 lbs or 454 grams of fresh, ripe strawberries.
1/2 pound or 227 grams of fresh, ripe, carolina reaper chillies.
1 quart (1 litre) of everclear vodka (96.4% pure food-grade ethanol)
1 cup packed demerara sugar.
1 cup Water
(For the Shot)
1 tsp. Lemon Juice
1 tsp Salt
1 ounce Premade "Brushwood Fire" Syrup
1/2 ounce white vinegar
Lemon Wheel or Maraschino cherry for garnish.
Tall 2-ounce Shot Glasses are recommended.
For this, you will take the chillies and strawberries, and first freeze them solid. Best done slowly in your fridge freezer overnight, to allow large ice crystals to form, breaking the tender cell-walls of the strawberries and chillies and releasing all that tender goodness inside. Afterwards, in a powerful blender (or in small batches) blend/grind/puree the chillies, and strawberries in the everclear. Take the resulting mash and allow it to sit in a sealed container in a normal refrigerator for 7-10 days, shaking occasionally. Once that is done, separate out the solids using a fine-mesh sieve, and/or possibly a coffee filter (depending on desired clarity).
Once complete, you can then dissolve the sugar into an equal amount of water, stirring over medium/low heat until completely dissolved, and mix with the everclear, creating a sweet, fiery strawberry liquor that tastes quite nice, and will burn you from the inside out while knocking you on your ass drunk.
Now, to create the shot, use lemon juice and salt to rim a tall shot-glass. If you are garnishing with a cherry, insert it NOW. Pour in the syrup, and then CAREFULLY pour the vinegar on top, over a spoon, to keep easily discernable layers. If garnishing with Lemon wheel, place on side of shot now.
The shot is best enjoyed NEVER, but if you even think of attempting this, down it all at once. Also, never let Jason Murphy know this exists, or Brian Brushwood will be forced to endure... The Brushwood Fire!
Swap out the vinegar and lemon juice for pickle juice and a tsp of mustard and it's perfect.
Send this to Greg.
@@DrEpicPhD HTD would do it though... and try it... and I don't want to torture someone from Miramichi. That's torture enough as it is!
20:06 this joke literally killed me, like there have never been a time I was so close to choking while laughing than in this moment I love this god damn channel
Also, the fact they missed bleeping his second f bomb
@@aaronsummey945 lol I noticed that too 🤣, even the editor couldn't keep up with that scene lol
"Are you going to do a rail?". A line I never expected to hear on TMR.
We did it we have Rex from the Whiskey Tribe and Grant from the Beerist in an episode of Modern Rogue
we need Trevor
No Trevor and Anthony
I feel like Trever would take the bat and clean house if he had to witness this.
Then it becomes a free for all brawl to see who survives
Would love to see another episode of this bat shit crazy content
"This one is called the 'Infected Whitehead!'"
Probably shouldn't have gotten a cup of yogurt before starting this vid, huh?
I nearly chose to watch this before lunch and I'm glad I did not do that
I just saw grant and got excited! I love it when the beerists come on the show!
17:50, Brian sounds like he is talking to a police negotiator
Any doubts Jason may have ever had about sobriety are now totally quashed.
Brian channeling his inner Jack Nicholson on the last one. Definitely getting some
The Shining vibes lol
I'm so glad all of you guys are friends, we get the weirdest content because of it and I love it.
renaming the drinks;
1st : Mac n' Misery
2nd : "Bloody" Dairy
3rd: i was so transfixed by the mutiny, the chipfight n shit i didnt even think of a name, and i dont think i can tbh. Mcdonalds Mystery / Mash?
Just call it the secret sauce, keep it simple, lure them in, watch them puke!
@@ikitclaw7146 i like how you think >thumbs-up (cant do emojis on the pc sadly)
If you guys ever do this again (please do!) you should have the contestants write down their guesses before anyone answers so they can't use each other as easily.
Ah, so this is the fated episode Grant was talking about on the Beerists a couple weeks back…
@@burritodog3634 congrats
What’s in the shot, Brian? WHAT’S IN THE SHOT!!!
Modern Rouge devolved pretty fast into Saw
The background "music" is perfect
Y'know it's not a disastrous combo like these but Seagram's extra dry gin and Dr. Pepper is a mix I like
I can't believe that no one reacted at all when Brian vomited and they keep the vomit there on the freaking table like it was a pretty flower the whole time!
I feel like y'all in the comments are sleeping on 20:18. Hearing Jason absolutely SCREAM *"CHIP FIIIIIGHT! CHIP FIIIIIGHT!"* fucking KILLED ME
Well, that was a...yup.
13:30, 13:39 & 14:11 all tied for my "thumbs up", I just can't decide. I regert that I have but one "thumbs up" to give to The Modern Rogues.
I want to yell, cry, and laugh all at once.
Overall, a balanced experience. Unlike these cocktails.
14:17 the face of absolute sadness
Rex alone is just the best internet presence because doesn't matter which channel he appears on he's the same through and through does not change his act does not stray from his path which is freaking awesome
20:06 Chocolate chip
In Germany we have the rusty nail which is 1/2 tabasko 1/4 vinegar 1/4 tequila
That's sound awful
@@gamer7imemcgames250 it is, my dad had to drink it as a sort of bar initiation thing
The Rusty Nail is a real cocktail, made with Scotch and Drambuie. Google it....
@@CrayonRocketry OK my dad's bar is apparently wrong thx for the info
You can tell when Brian gets quiet, he's on the edge of throwing up. :)
I love how Brian basically just projectile vomits across the entire set gleefully, and they proceed to just go on.
There wasn't one moment of this episode that didn't make me extremely uncomfortable. This was like one of those sick games from a Saw movie.
I'm getting serious Series of Unfortunate Events vibes from Chip this episode
The one of the greatest crossovers in rogue history!!!
The Modern Rogue Cinematic Universe
deffinitly the perfect video to watch while drinking
PLEASE MAKE THIS A REGULAR THING!! LOVE YOU GUYS!
The only thing that could make this better is if every round Jason was sipping on one of the contestants favorite drinks, just to taunt them.
This isn't at all why I watch this channel but it might have been the best episode yet.
Imagine this episode being the first modern rogue video you watch
By far the best episode of the modern rogue
They just got the first drink and I'm immediately thinking Rex has the edge given this is just like shenanigans they do on Whiskey Tribe...
Will continue watching and see where it goes.
Already, loving it though
The background music adds a lot to this video. What a great choice!
I feel like if Trevor was there he would have kicked everyone out for making these abominations.
Where is trevor
@@andrewwashington3186 they killed him off lol
@@Goliath_actual or worse they forced him to look at the various stages of this grotesque disaster
@@andrewwashington3186 hes 1km away on a hill over looking the M.R studio with a sniper a rifle, waiting for them to exit...
20:10 I think the editor missed a f bomb. Also Jason looks amazing in that game show host outfit =D
PLEASE DO THIS MOREEE, I LOVE THIS
Eat It or Yeet It: Modern Rogue Version
Omg best comment!
from left to right it's like it's like a before/after lineup
Not gonna lie, the Prairie Chicken is pretty similar to the Prairie Oyster and I actually like those.
I think it might actually _BE_ the Prairie Oyster
@@KamenRiderRaiden it's similar but not the same. One thing, the Prairie oyster calls for an egg yolk only so that's a big difference. Specifically unbroken if possible so it pops in your mouth.
Brian's "Will it?" is so fucking threatening, I love it
“That went from jovial to a bad time real quick.”
I know the 3rd drink as the Praire Oyster.
Same hangover cure Spike drinks in Cowboy Bebop but with a dash of worcestershire.
Grant: "I dont know if they make white cheeze wiz"
Brian: * whispering "racist"😂😂😂
Jason's chicken dance ala arrested development is amazing!!
i never realised how tall rex is, im so used to seeing him next to daniel, seeing him next to brian really shows how tall he is
Also I'm starting to think that Jason Murphy saw Bruce's wheel of horrible drinks from @Bartalk and Cocktails
Hahaha, at 13:29 I got an ad the second, jason was holding the bat off screen. And it was an honest, "We'll be right back."
IT HAPPENED AGAIN! 18:55
You guys need a TV show this stuff is too gold
I love this game and I want more content like it but pls give the contestants Rhett and Link style barf buckets
The biggest question everyone's asking is "But why though?".
I really enjoyed this one and I definitely want to see it become a reoccurring series
This needs to be a weekly series!
Hey Jason and Brian I just turned 21 today and I recently moved to fort hood Texas for my new duty station which is like 2 hours from Austin I would love to come see y'all tape a vid. Also Brian I've been watching scam school ever since I was like 11 and that what made me fall in love with magic I will say that everyone at my old unit was astonished by the "3 coin trick"
Really try this shot.50/50 vanilla vodka and pineapple juice it called saterdqy breakfast cereal..
They definitely need to do a round 2 of this!
Perfectly placed absolute vodka commercial right after he said what's in that drink
If the Smoker's Cough is not included I'll be sorely disappointed.
It was but I had to cut it for time... Maybe next time
@@cranfill I say that counts. The Tapeworm certainly makes up for it.
That last drink and gag... made me gag so bad jst as i took a drink of tea... lol. Great show guys!
How To Drink should make a video making all of the cocktail in this video
Pre watch: God they better the Cement Mixer. I was tricked into one of those in high school and will never forget it.
I love it how the music grows more distorted as the game show loses its integrity.
vodka and tabasco is pretty alright really, me and my buddies used to call it the afterburner (but apparently there exists a different drink of that name) however i can't imagine what it'd taste like with mayo
Now I need more Don't Vomit! And more Chip McClusky!
I would love some Chip McClusky merch. I think that would be really awesome to have.
I'd be down for an annual "don't vomit."