The Byzantine Restoration (Hoi4 meme)

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  • @Cassizz
    @Cassizz  2 роки тому +414

    Would you like to see me suffer more in hoi4? What country?

    • @simonmalund
      @simonmalund 2 роки тому +32

      A chinese warlord

    • @shawtyshort7649
      @shawtyshort7649 2 роки тому +9

      A lil challenge i do: lithuania no air dont restore commonwealth or be puppet of someone plus u need to build atleast 5 carriers till 1945

    • @sovietbrit159
      @sovietbrit159 2 роки тому

      Bonjour Cassiz and yes I wish to see ypu suffer more!
      Could you play as...
      France!
      Which tree I dont care, you choose!

    • @Infinitystar225
      @Infinitystar225 2 роки тому +8

      I would prefer more EUIV or maybe imperator, CK3 or stellaris. HOI just really isn't that interesting to me.

    • @richardjanda4837
      @richardjanda4837 2 роки тому +3

      Play the my litlle pony mod(its called "eauestria at war" on steam), its suprisingly wery well made

  • @asierescobal1248
    @asierescobal1248 2 роки тому +750

    Waluigi Basileus be like: The Republic shall be reorganized in to the Second Byzantium Empire!!!

    • @datbo1
      @datbo1 2 роки тому +22

      Technically its like the 4th one but ok

    • @hachibidelta4237
      @hachibidelta4237 2 роки тому +16

      rome*

    • @someonethatlikesyou7713
      @someonethatlikesyou7713 2 роки тому +3

      @@hachibidelta4237 byzantium, rome is latin empire Lol

    • @hachibidelta4237
      @hachibidelta4237 2 роки тому +8

      @@someonethatlikesyou7713 doesn't really matter Italian except for Rome and some part of its south didn't identify as Romans by medieval period. People in chunk of Balkan to Syria on the other hand did identify as Romans as far as today actually. Not as many as it used to be in 19th century though. For Syria-Lebanon its mainly the Orthodox but still, but they do identify as Rum.
      Afterall they're former citizen of the empire legally.

    • @someonethatlikesyou7713
      @someonethatlikesyou7713 2 роки тому

      @@hachibidelta4237 so you say that the italians then don't recognize as romes? but the balkans and asia do? are you okay man??

  • @Heimdallr51
    @Heimdallr51 2 роки тому +212

    >Restor byzantium
    >Intantly fuck the bulgarian
    Classic Basileus move

  • @PattPlays
    @PattPlays 2 роки тому +149

    >after ending
    Rome: "Now go kill the northmen!"
    Byzantium: "No, lol."

  • @zigzakz
    @zigzakz 2 роки тому +1338

    That moment when the democratic path is actually the second fascist path.

    • @SogoNotDrunk
      @SogoNotDrunk 2 роки тому +214

      The most Greek thing I've ever seen

    • @kage7022
      @kage7022 2 роки тому

      Only if you allow the EEE to infiltrate the government.
      If you don't, you can still maintain the republican control and even run the country with Onassis as Prime Minister.
      Then you can still conquer Turkey, with the assistance of UK, France and Italy, and then rename the country to Hellas.
      But it locks you out of the Byzantine themed focuses.

    • @macbethhm
      @macbethhm 2 роки тому +57

      The most American thing ever

    • @huntcheerio9214
      @huntcheerio9214 2 роки тому +45

      @@macbethhm 🤓

    • @macbethhm
      @macbethhm 2 роки тому +26

      @@huntcheerio9214 🤡

  • @maxb4690
    @maxb4690 2 роки тому +206

    Wow this is genuinely a good strategy guide as well as being funny af

    • @Cassizz
      @Cassizz  2 роки тому +36

      If you use this as a guide its pretty based

    • @uy-xm6zg
      @uy-xm6zg 2 роки тому

      yeah the strategy is from bittersteals video and the guy who invented it is some other dude you can check out bittersteals video to find out who it was i don’t remember sadly

    • @thepooterengineer6633
      @thepooterengineer6633 2 роки тому

      @@uy-xm6zg the guy who created it was hatless spider

    • @grcharlieee9486
      @grcharlieee9486 Рік тому

      @@Cassizz I've seen the Incirclement trick with the Naval Invasion on Alexandroupolis but I don't understand how you got so many troops in such little time. Teach me master

  • @wh1pper457
    @wh1pper457 2 роки тому +124

    i laughed my ass off when you let romania annex bulgaria

  • @angelb.823
    @angelb.823 2 роки тому +274

    Greece: I'm gonna rebuild the Roman Empire.
    Others: You mean rebuild the Eastern Roman/Byzantine Empire right?
    Greece: DID I STUTTER???
    Others: Visible confusion.
    Jokes aside, Greece should have been given the name Romainia/Ρωμανία (Land of the Romans) if they would recapture Constantinople to reflect the historical legacy of the Roman Empire back then.

    • @left_populism
      @left_populism 2 роки тому +32

      In Russian language we call the Byzantines as Romei (Ромеи), which means the Romans.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 2 роки тому +35

      @@left_populism based Russians

    • @thefaramith8876
      @thefaramith8876 2 роки тому +15

      @Konstantinos Masios Greece as a nation doesnt exists. It is a fabricated nation made by Western Europeans after "Greek" revolution. You guys are basically Greek speaking citizens of Roman Empire. Athens or Sparta never had this notion of Greek nationality, they only spoke the same language. Alexander's conquests was not about Greeks conquering but more so about King of Macedon(Yes Macedonia is Greek/Hellen) uniting other hellen factions.
      So yeah, Eastern Roman Empire was Roman, not Greek.

    • @someonethatlikesyou7713
      @someonethatlikesyou7713 2 роки тому +16

      @@thefaramith8876 eastern roman empire/byzantine empire was a greek empire they spoke greek and learn about greek history and culture but, they called themselfs as romans as a national pride nothing else

    • @mega4109
      @mega4109 2 роки тому +1

      Most funniest UA-cam user

  • @Barwasser
    @Barwasser 2 роки тому +32

    *People with funny mustaches are the key, I tell you!*

  • @stumpf_man8791
    @stumpf_man8791 2 роки тому +216

    When you're going for those cheeky encirclement metas you should try out using mechanic support companies too, super useful for stealing equipment from the Turks

    • @YagizBagdatli
      @YagizBagdatli 2 роки тому +15

      Specifically the Turks

    • @Alghi451
      @Alghi451 2 роки тому +7

      @@YagizBagdatli i love this and maybe after reconquest turks go home to mongolia

    • @thekraken1173
      @thekraken1173 2 роки тому +2

      @@Alghi451 Anatolia is our home

    • @Alghi451
      @Alghi451 2 роки тому +2

      @@thekraken1173 Mongolia is place you originated and home

    • @thekraken1173
      @thekraken1173 2 роки тому +2

      @@Alghi451 No, Modern day Turks are Anatolian Natives mixed with Oghuz Turks. Neither come from Mongolia.

  • @aduialdir
    @aduialdir 2 роки тому +15

    Never thought i'd enjoy a HOI4 edit, you work wonders bro.

  • @Duxmamalakis
    @Duxmamalakis 2 роки тому +114

    As a Greek, this is music for my eyes

    • @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008
      @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 2 роки тому +11

      Take back your city Roman. Hagia Sophia calls.

    • @tarihcipenceresi9330
      @tarihcipenceresi9330 2 роки тому +6

      @@rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 The number of active military personnel in Turkey is 420 One thousand Greece's number of active military personnel 130 thousand Greece manpower 10 million turkey's manpower 85 million Greece usable number of military personnel 4 million turkey's 42 million but the Greeks dream of establishing Byzantium. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008
      @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 2 роки тому

      @@tarihcipenceresi9330 Yes, because Greeks have a rich and beautiful history that inspires dreams. Turkish people have everything they have through theft. They do not create, merely steal and pretend it was always theirs.

    • @tarihcipenceresi9330
      @tarihcipenceresi9330 2 роки тому

      @@rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Does the greek say this, where I ruled with a single governor for 400 years? Look, I will tell you the truth, I am a graduate of the history department and the side that attacked in Malazgirtte was the Byzantine emperor Romanian diogenes and even Sultan Alparslan sent envoys for peace but Romanian diogenes told the envoys that he would take the Seljuk capital city of rey The attacking party Byzantine is the Greek thief and plunderer yagmacı Byzantine but the turks who were declared thieves are really funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your old kingdom, Byzantium he wanted to fight our turkish ancestors, fought and was defeated like a loser. Do you accuse every nation you defeated of stealing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008
      @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 2 роки тому

      @@tarihcipenceresi9330 you are no academic graduate. Your writings and behavior are juvenile. I am not Greek. No I do not accuse others that have not stolen anything of stealing. Turkish people have no history. They are the nomadic results of rape and pillage. Your people do not build and give greatness to humanity. Greeks do. Greeks literally invented logical thinking, democracy and the world's first proto computer. You know what the people that would become the Turks where doing during this time? Living in tribal scwauller. There is no such thing as ottoman Empire ruins. Turks simply occupy space, and commit crimes against humanity while they do it. Ask the Kurds and Armenians.

  • @electricn1319
    @electricn1319 2 роки тому +35

    i don't think i've ever laughed harder at anything than the "YOU WHAT" over Greece's astronomical debt at 0:16

  • @Nat11us
    @Nat11us 2 роки тому +5

    Teacher said "which color do you like?" Class said "blue red yellow pink"
    but quiet kid on the back said "PURPLE"

  • @anormalperson7560
    @anormalperson7560 2 роки тому +204

    You could try restoring Napoleon's empire and continental system if you think you can beat Germany

    • @HolyGuacamole31
      @HolyGuacamole31 2 роки тому +7

      it is way too easy

    • @brtuh5865
      @brtuh5865 2 роки тому +1

      @@HolyGuacamole31 most of hoi4 is way too easy, even wcs are easy

    • @HolyGuacamole31
      @HolyGuacamole31 2 роки тому

      @@brtuh5865 I mean HoI4 is either for Multiplayer, lore mods or weird fun stuff

    • @Xristos888
      @Xristos888 2 роки тому +1

      @@HolyGuacamole31 or achievements

  • @nighttoaster6401
    @nighttoaster6401 2 роки тому +10

    The way this man plays shows he is cracked at eu4

  • @arthurzwachte5537
    @arthurzwachte5537 2 роки тому +2

    I love your videos. I cant live without them. Everyday i check if you upload

  • @hatless_spider
    @hatless_spider 2 роки тому +14

    Seeing my strat used to make epic memes...my heart is full ❤

    • @Cassizz
      @Cassizz  2 роки тому +3

      yeah i tried so many things but this was the best and easiest way

    • @hatless_spider
      @hatless_spider 2 роки тому +4

      @@Cassizz probably only a matter of time until Paradox changes the meta again and force my nose back to the grindstone.
      I do it for the glory of Rome

  • @fabien1619
    @fabien1619 2 роки тому +3

    Me watching the video: " hmmm seems to be easy"
    Me after 20 fail: "crying"

  • @loumoreira7106
    @loumoreira7106 2 роки тому +3

    Good to see you branching out

  • @commissarkordoshky219
    @commissarkordoshky219 2 роки тому +3

    Donkey kong country boss music from King K. Kroll, a man of culture

  • @alexTecnox
    @alexTecnox 2 роки тому +4

    Now hold on wait a minute Cassiz playing hoi4 something ain't right

  • @halfandrishissh4638
    @halfandrishissh4638 2 роки тому +3

    VAE VICTIS!
    - A Bizantine soldier at the gates of Constantinopla

  • @Da__goat
    @Da__goat 2 роки тому +3

    My Glorious Autokratos, the empire shall be restored.

  • @gandraburbogdan3031
    @gandraburbogdan3031 2 роки тому +2

    this is actually more helpfull than real tutorials tbh

  • @Zawerds
    @Zawerds 2 роки тому +9

    Cassiz, спасибо за видео, у тебя классно получается, не забрасывай это дело. Твои все видео были бальзамом для души, пока был в командировке на севере России. Сейчас вернулся - подписался. Удачи тебе в ведении канала, друг!

  • @Venocto5
    @Venocto5 8 місяців тому +2

    6:14 why the hell is there a city called cockermouth

  • @vimix1744
    @vimix1744 2 роки тому +1

    Me:Making a cool plan to take over neighboring countries to form a country
    Britain and the guarantor of independence:nonono listen listen

  • @mrgamer5524
    @mrgamer5524 2 роки тому +9

    Casiz playing hoi4? Didn’t see that coming.

  • @searaider3340
    @searaider3340 2 роки тому +2

    Oh yeah Im watching this while restoring Byzantium on EUIV

  • @Tom-oj7si
    @Tom-oj7si 2 роки тому +1

    Music in this one (before the end) is unreasonably good

  • @anthroposium
    @anthroposium 2 роки тому +2

    That must've taken soo long to edit, and its glorious :)

  • @alternativedimension5454
    @alternativedimension5454 2 роки тому +3

    How Luigi restored the byzantine empire

  • @datbo1
    @datbo1 2 роки тому +3

    Justinian would be proud

  • @mentolluborek819
    @mentolluborek819 2 роки тому

    puppet state dreams so crazy 'I'm not serious this is a game'

  • @TheNef777
    @TheNef777 2 роки тому +46

    Imagine wasting 50 hours of your life playing greece in hoi4
    Couldn't be me

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD Рік тому +1

    You forgot to avenge the destruction of the empire by the Germanic peoples. 6/10.

  • @greekpatriot8622
    @greekpatriot8622 2 роки тому +4

    All my dreams in one video

  • @Niki-fs5lx
    @Niki-fs5lx Рік тому

    Bro got some skills in editing and playing.

  • @Moneysreal
    @Moneysreal 2 роки тому

    Mussolini gives speech about restoring the roman empire.
    6 months later, gets steamrolled by the chad eastern roman empire.

  • @simonmalund
    @simonmalund 2 роки тому +2

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @polishscribe674
    @polishscribe674 2 роки тому +6

    Why, I ask, why reforming the Byzantine Empire doesn't unlock possibility to restore the Roman Empire?

    • @fabioaugustobetini7179
      @fabioaugustobetini7179 7 місяців тому

      Pq o império romano já pode see restaurado com Itália, e como o jogo se passa no século 20, já havia separação de império bizantino e romano, assim na história desse universo, os gregos se consideram bizantinos e não romanos

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 7 місяців тому +1

      @@fabioaugustobetini7179 sorry, I only speak English and Polish.

    • @fabioaugustobetini7179
      @fabioaugustobetini7179 7 місяців тому

      @@polishscribe674 Is your UA-cam app not equipped with a comment translator? Or are you on PC?

  • @AnttoLisa
    @AnttoLisa 2 роки тому +1

    Nice first sealion ;)

  • @Loren_Arg_6816
    @Loren_Arg_6816 Рік тому +1

    1:18 bro is built like waluigi ☠

  • @geodim3904
    @geodim3904 2 роки тому +24

    You think this is hard? Try the Macedonian empire

  • @atsizbalik
    @atsizbalik 2 роки тому +5

    since this is just a game, im not gonna sent death threats to you because im turkish
    nice job you done

    • @lester9785
      @lester9785 2 роки тому +2

      greece have more gdp per capita than turkey

    • @slimecat2252
      @slimecat2252 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lester9785 istanbul has more gdp than all of greece,istanbul has more population than all of greece,turkish police force has more members than the greek military active personel.

  • @theautumnfox9890
    @theautumnfox9890 2 роки тому

    All Countrys: wtf Is goin on?
    South América: i sleep

  • @khinev3128
    @khinev3128 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant absolutely brilliant plays

  • @MuntyeZ
    @MuntyeZ Рік тому +1

    CIV Players: Man, this is so Relaxing just watching my Men do stuff.
    HOI4 Players: time to bring back the joe mama empire.

  • @TheLordNovo
    @TheLordNovo Рік тому +1

    Constantine would be proud

  • @nicetas2344
    @nicetas2344 2 роки тому +2

    The Basileus allying the Kaiser huh?

  • @benjaminbesaw7540
    @benjaminbesaw7540 2 роки тому

    Oh my lord. It's beautiful.

  • @nickgreek3055
    @nickgreek3055 8 місяців тому

    Dear God man. Greece must be the most difficult country ever.

  • @aight4494
    @aight4494 Рік тому

    3:19 bro came back for revenge

  • @looowe5808
    @looowe5808 2 роки тому +1

    Yey hoi4 video from cassiz :D

  • @foolishgamer99
    @foolishgamer99 2 роки тому

    a fellow Bitt3rSteel enjoyer i see

  • @gora.9241
    @gora.9241 2 роки тому +1

    Cassiz the HOI youtuber? Didn’t expect that.

    • @Cassizz
      @Cassizz  2 роки тому

      noo the hoi/eu4 youtuber ;)

    • @gora.9241
      @gora.9241 2 роки тому

      @@Cassizz What will be next video about by the way?

  • @fransz1136
    @fransz1136 2 роки тому +19

    Finally, a world without cringe.

  • @aminyt8742
    @aminyt8742 2 роки тому +2

    My day could not start better with this video, Thanks u

  • @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008
    @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 2 роки тому

    You brought the dream of Rome back!

  • @georgeousthegorgeous
    @georgeousthegorgeous Рік тому +2

    As a russian that's the only occupation I would ever accept.

  • @EllinikiDimokratia
    @EllinikiDimokratia 2 роки тому +1

    HERE WE GO!

    • @Seikayukio
      @Seikayukio 2 роки тому +3

      Ο Ατατούρκ θα προετοιμάσει ξανά τους Έλληνες για τους Ολυμπιακούς Αγώνες κολύμβησης

    • @friedrichwilhelmviktoralbert59
      @friedrichwilhelmviktoralbert59 2 роки тому +1

      @@Seikayukio 🤡

  • @WitheredBonnieOfficialeditss
    @WitheredBonnieOfficialeditss Рік тому +1

    5:39 That was so much funny

  • @extrage3061
    @extrage3061 Рік тому

    You need to do this challenge again... I watched it and it is pretty good but there are things done here that can't be done anymore like kicking Bulgaria in the middle of the war..

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
    @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 2 роки тому +2

    The True Third Rome has been formed

  • @Meem_Begorski
    @Meem_Begorski 2 роки тому +3

    5:37 how

    • @Cassizz
      @Cassizz  2 роки тому

      Idk i was surprised aswell

  • @UzbekMap
    @UzbekMap Рік тому

    6:19 "Cockermouth" 💀

  • @demodem1834
    @demodem1834 2 роки тому +2

    Now watch yourself triple your subs :D Hoi4 is more liked than Eu4 sadly, still amazing content bro!

  • @Masv1pe
    @Masv1pe 2 роки тому +1

    More more More, England!

  • @mimisbrunnr9956
    @mimisbrunnr9956 2 роки тому

    You just restored Rome under Constantine

  • @LevinaEllyangeles
    @LevinaEllyangeles 3 місяці тому

    3:00 "Faction: SUBSCRIBE ;)"💀

  • @MilitaryHistoryArchives
    @MilitaryHistoryArchives 11 місяців тому

    Great!!

  • @johnacer1727
    @johnacer1727 2 роки тому +1

    Good strategy!

  • @moisturmountaineer4611
    @moisturmountaineer4611 2 роки тому

    alt title: greece invades incompetent ai

  • @josephlongbone4255
    @josephlongbone4255 Рік тому

    Alternative history be like:
    Roman Constantinople.
    Ethiopian Italy?
    Incan Span?!
    ZULU BRITAIN!?!?

  • @NotGuy64
    @NotGuy64 2 роки тому +2

    dont think I didnt see that Austria hungary save

  • @sovietbrit159
    @sovietbrit159 2 роки тому +1

    Great video

  • @Mtt_blz
    @Mtt_blz 2 роки тому +2

    Cassix can we have mor HOI4 video for example italy in to roman empire or a TSAR come back in Russia?

  • @XQFangs
    @XQFangs 2 роки тому

    Eu4 memes into Hoi4 memes, how my boi has grown xD What’s next? FPS esports? xD

  • @theodoroskonstantinides9154
    @theodoroskonstantinides9154 2 роки тому

    This looks like a fun video. i wish i knew what was going on

  • @muhammedfurkanakgun3641
    @muhammedfurkanakgun3641 Рік тому +1

    Your Türkish friend want to know your home adress lmaoxndnsj by the way good video😅❤

  • @tanker1425
    @tanker1425 2 роки тому

    this is amazing lol

  • @Lidavaz_
    @Lidavaz_ 2 роки тому +3

    how did you kick bulgaria out of faction? it would be impossible since you're in the same war

  • @Vani_Vozrob
    @Vani_Vozrob 2 роки тому

    You a suck a lucky, man, I tried to do this achievements a billion time, but have an awful timings and Bulgaria never wanted to be in my faction due to war with Romania

  • @averagemourinhoenjoyer
    @averagemourinhoenjoyer 2 роки тому +3

    6:40 and 7:15 what's the name of these songs?

    • @ovo9950
      @ovo9950 2 роки тому

      I want to know that, too

    • @mihtol
      @mihtol 2 роки тому

      @@ovo9950 Music: Main Theme - Super Smash Bros: Brawl

  • @honzazastera8699
    @honzazastera8699 2 роки тому

    Am i the only one who expected next How I formed Byzantium (by Dark buddhist) and got exactly that?

  • @firecraft2889
    @firecraft2889 2 роки тому +1

    Help me do it PLZ. i have been TRYING for the lats week

  • @Gangsta_Playz
    @Gangsta_Playz 2 роки тому

    6:54 I’ve never heard the 2nd half and I wish I never did

  • @moamejer1139
    @moamejer1139 2 роки тому +1

    2:43 what movie is the moment from?

  • @harrismichail4795
    @harrismichail4795 2 роки тому

    Byzantine empire is back!!!!

  • @jtklf
    @jtklf 2 роки тому

    hitler when he saw this: i underestimated Greece power

  • @KonstantinosFDt
    @KonstantinosFDt 2 роки тому +1

    3:16 lol

  • @TryHard-pm7qz
    @TryHard-pm7qz 2 роки тому

    When it's harder to defeat *Turkey* that The Soviet Union.

  • @ArgenPolmerica
    @ArgenPolmerica 2 роки тому +1

    Love the smash bros music

  • @theinquisitor8112
    @theinquisitor8112 2 роки тому

    Part 2: Conquering Germania when?

  • @xloppyschannel4881
    @xloppyschannel4881 2 роки тому +2

    When is ottomans in hoi4?

  • @Marxy4
    @Marxy4 2 роки тому +2

    How dis tout have this national tree?

  • @crowleycze487
    @crowleycze487 Рік тому

    2:42 - Where is this scene from? Does anyone know?

  • @elcazador3349
    @elcazador3349 2 роки тому +1

    SSBB = Super Smash Bros. Byzantium

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