...ABOUT WOMEN.../ Patrice O'neal

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  • @russellm2555
    @russellm2555 2 роки тому +71

    "men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves"
    -Patrice O'Neal

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 2 роки тому +6

      i was hoping that was going to be in this one, hopefully she watches that one soon lol

    • @patrickdenengelse9293
      @patrickdenengelse9293 Рік тому +2

      That line is just legendary ! 😂
      I wanna put that on a tshirt..than put it on and show my wife...😂

  • @kaecake9575
    @kaecake9575 2 роки тому +98

    "Women will love you until they don't."
    -Patrice O'Neal

    • @throwacnt7603
      @throwacnt7603 2 роки тому

      Where's that quote from? I can't find it.

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 2 роки тому +6

      @@throwacnt7603 it's on The Black Philip Show (I don't know which episode). Too much incredible lessons in the only 8 shows.
      Go learn from it soldier 🪖

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 2 роки тому

      @@throwacnt7603 ua-cam.com/users/shortsRGq5qR4F3GU?feature=share
      "Never love anything, other than yourself"
      -Patrice O'Neal

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 2 роки тому

      @@throwacnt7603 "I tell her she's goofy, You're goofy" 🤪
      ua-cam.com/video/MgsAkZPQsCE/v-deo.html

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 2 роки тому

      @@throwacnt7603 "Women live in the world that you shouldn't, Men live the in a world that you should"
      -"Womens love is moment to moment"
      -Patrice O'Neal
      ua-cam.com/video/Gfxui8DoWnQ/v-deo.html

  • @sagac1ous856
    @sagac1ous856 2 роки тому +53

    ‘Yeah for other fish, get off my boat’
    One of my favorite Patrice O’Neal lines 😂😂 💯
    Ms. RhiannaMay I’m really enjoying your reactions and input on these type of videos 👍🏼

  • @guitarbo1
    @guitarbo1 Рік тому +8

    It's becoming one of my biggest joys in life, watching new reactors discover Patrice O'Neal ❤

  • @tiyalewhitehurst338
    @tiyalewhitehurst338 4 місяці тому +1

    There will never be another Patrice O'Neal you cant duplicate another Philosopher like him R.I.P.

  • @hebber1961
    @hebber1961 Рік тому +17

    Worked with a woman once who joked around with the guys, laughing with and at inappropriate jokes. Then one day she decided she was going to accuse everyone of an uncomfortable environment. Nothing was ever directed at her, she just wanted money. It was during the harassment craze in the 90's. Learned then not to engage with women at the workplace with anything unrelated to work or humour, even if you think they're cool.

    • @mandelorean6243
      @mandelorean6243 Рік тому +2

      Same, with one woman that felt like it was us as newbies in a big company.. joke, self depraved jokes herself.. Apparently she got triggered from saying less offensive jokes back. just one word, then she made up a story about me followig her to the car parking lot (she was leaving work,I was going for a smoke break.. she literally saw me from far and held the elevator.. I actually insisted, "ah no thanks it's ok there's 5 other elevators" but she insisted.. We walked out of the building, she walked straight to carpark 100ft away, i immediately went right 20 feet to the right at the smoking area) .. Even HR was confused and said things didn't add up.
      This is after 15+ years in accounting/offices mainly all women around.. Insane that this bs happens ( BTW she was a chubby dumbass, NO interest in her mentally phsyically.. ANYTHING

    • @Soundeagle3456
      @Soundeagle3456 6 місяців тому

      @@mandelorean6243 they hate smokers?

    • @tiyalewhitehurst338
      @tiyalewhitehurst338 4 місяці тому

      Absolutely Right happened at my Job too on a few occasions

  • @thenerveensemble7810
    @thenerveensemble7810 2 роки тому +4

    I am literally watching this on the Tuesday (Australian time) before Thank’s Giving. Happy Harassment Day. 💐

    • @mzdvs
      @mzdvs  2 роки тому +2

      YOU TOOOO!!!😁

  • @VadersRage
    @VadersRage 2 роки тому +32

    O'Neal, Burr, Chappelle.....great comic superstars from that LAST era of true comedians.
    Everyone is so easily "outraged and offended" these days
    R.I.P. Patrice. You are missed by us all.

    • @jamiej5229
      @jamiej5229 2 роки тому +2

      ...AND LOUIS C.K. !

    • @cotdd
      @cotdd 9 місяців тому

      you forgot norm macdonald in there d00d

  • @bretmccleary6307
    @bretmccleary6307 2 роки тому +56

    High Quality White Women is a great bit.

  • @fireatwill7707
    @fireatwill7707 2 роки тому +20

    You grew on me. Didn’t know what to think at first but if you find Patrice funny you have my support

    • @mzdvs
      @mzdvs  2 роки тому +3

      🤣😬😆 glad you stuck it out

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 роки тому +2

      @@mzdvs That was a really good reaction and it was obvious you got it, right away😀
      They cut out the hilarious bit about the Woman enquiring what the Guy was doing, which is a must-watch as " White Woman" live which is very clever and funny.
      I have Subscribed from South East London so Enjoy!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 2 роки тому +1

      Oh ! and Patrice : "Men can't love you and like you"..

  • @SilverWatcher.
    @SilverWatcher. 2 роки тому +9

    Miss Patrice R.I.P. big guy you taught us all life lessons 💯

  • @marcusanark2541
    @marcusanark2541 2 роки тому +4

    Patrice O'Neal is the greatest, no holds barred.

  • @DanielinAction
    @DanielinAction 2 роки тому +3

    The Goat.

  • @Makermook
    @Makermook 2 роки тому +3

    You got it right! Sometimes we disappear into the bathroom just to escape!

  • @Dash277
    @Dash277 2 роки тому +4

    Grizzly Bears working with Salmon dipped in honey is such a great analogy :)

  • @ungenerationed9022
    @ungenerationed9022 2 роки тому +8

    Patrice was GOLD! RIP. Gone too soon.

  • @dsword456
    @dsword456 2 роки тому +3

    Gotta react to Cory Holcomb next...Dude is in the same vein as Patrice & Bill Burr

  • @fuseunison
    @fuseunison 2 роки тому +5

    I just like seeing new people enjoy comedy they've never seen before. Think this might be one of my new favorite channels, lol.

  • @nuworldremix
    @nuworldremix 2 роки тому +7

    Patrice O’Neal is in my Top 5 favorite comedians. Great reaction!

  • @gregmadison556
    @gregmadison556 2 роки тому +4

    I'm a rideshare driver. They have a policy that the driver cannot comment on the passengers looks. I once had a couple who just got married, if I said you two look good together I could get in trouble. Also I know most passengers don't know this either, they can't comment on the driver looks.

  • @Bnasty1414
    @Bnasty1414 2 роки тому +2

    Puppies in a cuuuuuup!

  • @natmanprime4295
    @natmanprime4295 2 роки тому +3

    Wow I never saw that animal bit at the end before!!!! Great stuff 😊

  • @senshai1267
    @senshai1267 2 роки тому +3

    R.i.p to the Greatest, most honest to ever do it

  • @nickrizzi4927
    @nickrizzi4927 2 роки тому +2

    You have a great sense of humor and wit. Thanks for the smiles.

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Рік тому +1

    I think I fell in love with the idea of seeing this lady a couple times while watching this

  • @douglasbriel6103
    @douglasbriel6103 2 роки тому +5

    I'm so old, I wish I'd get sexually harassed. But if you accidentally brushed against a guy, he was worried he'd be accused.

  • @suqmadiq68
    @suqmadiq68 2 роки тому +5

    Harassment Day is right around the corner.

  • @sheamizell2872
    @sheamizell2872 2 роки тому +1

    Another Hilarious no filter having genius...gone to soon..your awesome Devious😈🙂..keep em' coming

  • @JackW467
    @JackW467 2 роки тому +3

    I'm happy that I found you here on YT.. first time I've seen you 😊

    • @mzdvs
      @mzdvs  2 роки тому +1

      Welcome! We're happy to have you

  • @SeekingFreedom369
    @SeekingFreedom369 2 роки тому +4

    Great reaction. High quality white woman is another iconic bit.

  • @jfeelix91
    @jfeelix91 2 роки тому +1

    Omfg thank u lmaoo It's been a while since I've seen some Patrice haha it never gets old I was dying 😂😭

  • @scramjones496
    @scramjones496 2 роки тому +2

    4:45 she's on to us fellas 🫢

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye 2 роки тому +2

    That was a really good reaction and it was obvious you got it, right away😀
    They cut out the hilarious bit about the Woman enquiring what the Guy was doing, which is a must-watch as " White Woman" live which is very clever and funny.
    I have Subscribed from South East London so Enjoy!

  • @andywashere9743
    @andywashere9743 2 роки тому +2

    5:15 please come harass me, ma’am. I’m begging YOU 😂

  • @citybusmuzik7558
    @citybusmuzik7558 2 роки тому +3

    I can watch you react to Patrice all day.. do more. New subscriber. 😀

    • @mzdvs
      @mzdvs  2 роки тому +1

      glad to have you!!!

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 2 роки тому +2

    There's so much quality comedy, Chappelle, Burr, Patrice, Gevias, etc

  • @bart1024
    @bart1024 2 роки тому +1

    Sweat goodies or evening wear, most men just don't care. You are a trophy fish. To land you is the prevalent wish. What bait to float, so you come onto my boat. This is the message of this show. Thanks! I love your video.

    • @frankotto83
      @frankotto83 2 роки тому

      Spittin bars over here!!😱😁

  • @amkobra
    @amkobra 2 роки тому +2

    My first video of yours, great sense of humor.

  • @nonya8562
    @nonya8562 Рік тому +1

    Harassment day before Thanksgiving is genius for women lol.
    Potential date before the holidays and Christmas. I'm surprised it hasn't been pushed now.

  • @Greeneyedghost2020
    @Greeneyedghost2020 2 роки тому +1

    If we worked together HR would definitely have to have a talk with me 😂 you are gorgeous

  • @dmneeds
    @dmneeds 2 роки тому +3

    Patrice’s The Nasty Show is a great choice for a reaction.

  • @JoseChavez-ct1db
    @JoseChavez-ct1db 2 роки тому +2

    Use the left arrow key to rewind 5 seconds after you pause, Rhianna.
    You keep missing the set-up to the punchline when you pick up right where you paused.
    Please react to Corey Holcomb "current event joke I guess" video. Please and thank you!

  • @crazyhorse9227
    @crazyhorse9227 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy P Toons underrated channel. It has a bunch of animated Patrice when he was on O and A.

  • @poeticnation6251
    @poeticnation6251 2 роки тому +1

    There's a movie already for Harrassment Day, it called "The Purge."

  • @keithsjosten542
    @keithsjosten542 2 роки тому +3

    Hey sister Rhi, lovely reaction as usual. I must admit I'm receptive to strategic harrasment lol,
    love and light

  • @delmontegreenbeans
    @delmontegreenbeans 2 роки тому +1

    Paul Mooney is the Don of all this style comedy.

  • @frolieberg
    @frolieberg 2 роки тому +1

    Oh his greatest hits are on the Black Phillip show. Hundreds of hours of him helping disillusioned guys in relationships.

  • @marcnoone7719
    @marcnoone7719 2 роки тому +1

    Patrice was the goat

  • @shure81
    @shure81 2 роки тому +1

    Ohhh imagine the nuclear fallout that would happen if a girl DIDN'T get flowers on Harassment Day lololol

  • @ungenerationed9022
    @ungenerationed9022 2 роки тому +1

    Love your attitude!

  • @makoproudheart
    @makoproudheart 2 роки тому +1

    one of the greatest

  • @shanenolan8252
    @shanenolan8252 2 роки тому +1

    Bar yep i hear you

  • @tobiasjedraszek
    @tobiasjedraszek 2 роки тому +4

    Patrice O Neal - The Black Philip Show

  • @sickturret3587
    @sickturret3587 2 роки тому +1

    "chemicals" bit by doug stanhope might be something you'd like. subbed btw.

  • @Me-dh5go
    @Me-dh5go 2 роки тому +1

    If you do music reaction videos, Johnny Cash "Hurt" and Foo Fighters "Best of You", you'll feel it in your soul

  • @fireatwill7707
    @fireatwill7707 2 роки тому +1

    True confession: titty meat isn’t offensive because it refers to a specific part of the body. I’m not sure if that is the actual scientific term though I’m pretty sure titty has a Latin root.

  • @shanenolan8252
    @shanenolan8252 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks

  • @kkevinjsmith
    @kkevinjsmith 2 роки тому +1

    DAMN!! I THINK I LOVE THIS WOMAN!❤

  • @devonbbeck
    @devonbbeck 2 роки тому +2

    Check out
    "Men can't love you & like you."
    By patrice o'neal

  • @dupluxbloomman9499
    @dupluxbloomman9499 2 роки тому +1

    Eminem- stay wide awake - lyrics for sure
    Horror crime song

  • @ctguitarguy8510
    @ctguitarguy8510 2 роки тому +1

    Men are treated so terribly, often by women, and women get to act in ways men cannot, that when a woman even acknowledges a guys existence, let alone in a positive manner, we are stunned. Men live chronic lonely lives of quiet desperation most times that women have no conception of.

  • @kbgp4826
    @kbgp4826 2 роки тому +1

    "I would quit"😂😂😂

  • @Sirjezza
    @Sirjezza 2 роки тому +1

    That’s why I’ve always hated the term, there’s plenty of fish in the sea

  • @QDRox
    @QDRox 2 роки тому

    When she smiles it seems like she's positioning her lips to hiding that tooth. idk that's just really cute to me for some reason. Love that smile!

    • @QDRox
      @QDRox 2 роки тому

      Just to be clear I'm Not making fun of tooth, i love the tooth, i think it's hot. I have a weird thing for teeth lmao! like when girls have those extra teeth on the side. idk why i love that lol

  • @antoineherbert48
    @antoineherbert48 2 роки тому +1

    Great reaction new sub. Can you do Dax's song Depression or Dear Alcohol?

  • @bas7467
    @bas7467 2 роки тому +6

    Patrices great question to women is also amazing. Its also refreshing to see a woman get all the jokes of Patrice in the way he intended them.

  • @FastLegsJerry
    @FastLegsJerry 2 роки тому +1

    She gets it

  • @bamzilla.
    @bamzilla. 2 роки тому +1

    Search for "The Black Phillip Show". You're welcome. ;)

  • @lavishsavage6743
    @lavishsavage6743 4 місяці тому

    I never did the i gotta poop excuse but ill see what happens lmao

  • @romanteni
    @romanteni 2 роки тому +1

    That's why they always say they got to poop - while every guy watching this is sitting on the toilet. LOL

  • @minnesotaman3
    @minnesotaman3 2 роки тому +2

    React to Chris Redd's run-ins with a magical crackhead

  • @prometheanrebel3838
    @prometheanrebel3838 2 роки тому +1

    I mean, to be fair, animals in the wild are downright brutal, so I honestly wouldn't feel too bad about clocking a Goose in the face.
    I got stung by a Baby Yellow Jacket once, I now try to kill and behead any Wasps, Hornets, or Yellow Jackets that are too slow and foolish to be in my vicinity.

  • @DaGoonR
    @DaGoonR 9 місяців тому

    4:47 You are not supposed to know that.
    With great power comes great responsibility.

  • @bigjay123
    @bigjay123 2 роки тому +1

    The meat is referred to as the 'Decoupage'
    Or is that the cleavage? I don't know how or why I know that word.

    • @TrekBeatTK
      @TrekBeatTK Рік тому

      You’re thinking of décolletage, which is a low neckline. Decoupage is a sort of decorative papier mache.

  • @MeowfaceMusic
    @MeowfaceMusic 2 роки тому

    6:30 No, a lady doing that is not "harassing."

  • @douglasbriel6103
    @douglasbriel6103 2 роки тому +1

    Some women rise above, even coated in grime. Hahaha!

  • @MAGIKMARTIAN9526
    @MAGIKMARTIAN9526 2 роки тому +1

    you seem to have a great sense of humor

  • @grabsak
    @grabsak 2 роки тому +2

    Happy Harassment Day

  • @richardtaylor6187
    @richardtaylor6187 Рік тому +1

    Of course, if it were Mz. Dvs...........😉

  • @user-hn6hd5gt9c
    @user-hn6hd5gt9c 2 роки тому +2

    You got beautiful eyes!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🌹🤕

  • @shawnboyce1663
    @shawnboyce1663 2 роки тому

    His fox news appearances are great 👍

  • @aaronmicalowe
    @aaronmicalowe Рік тому

    If anything can bring men and women closer together, it's our collective love of animals. Yes, a lot of people don't like animals, but they're barely human anyway (the people I mean). 😂

  • @maxer33
    @maxer33 2 роки тому +1

    What's hilarious is that Patrice would have ripped your reaction to his stand up!!

  • @magsteel9891
    @magsteel9891 Рік тому

    She's right about the poop, only place you can hide. I had one woman actually scratching on the door. I wanted to jump out the freaking window

  • @theshakyproject2971
    @theshakyproject2971 2 роки тому +2

    Andrew Schulz put his entire new special, INFAMOUS up on UA-cam for free. If you break up the reaction into quarters, I'm sure you could cover the whole thing and have no issues. It's fantastic but be warned, it may cause severe abdominal pain from laughter. :)

  • @_eclipz_
    @_eclipz_ 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone actually ever met a chair sniffer? lol. Subbed for bein cool as hell.

  • @robert2but289
    @robert2but289 2 роки тому +1

    Rip Black Phillip

  • @VenVile
    @VenVile 2 роки тому +3

    Watch Patrice O'Neal Mike Tyson is Innocent

  • @brvalentine1
    @brvalentine1 2 роки тому +3

    3 times you interrupted the bit and didn't get a chance to experience the punchline. I get it I watch reaction videos so I'm not dissin you. I was yelling at the TV like , "you missed it!" Hang in there though. I'm only 1 of many many more. Keep up the good work.

  • @WojMoj
    @WojMoj 2 роки тому +6

    I’m not trying to look at a co-workers appearance.
    I don’t care if you’re physically attractive.
    Just work and let’s leave each other alone.
    Don’t look at me and I’ll continue not to care at all what you look like.
    It’s work.
    It’s not a goddamn nightclub.
    It’s work.

    • @itsbenniblack6941
      @itsbenniblack6941 2 роки тому +2

      You are an exception to the rule my guy, I met my wife at work lmao 20 yrs together next year!!!!

  • @dereknez965
    @dereknez965 2 роки тому +1

    She is trying her hardest but he is still talking about her haha

  • @martinlatour9311
    @martinlatour9311 2 роки тому +1

    Wow you're gorgeous. Check out his o&a appearances it always was pure gold

  • @Walter_Sobchak_43
    @Walter_Sobchak_43 Рік тому +1

    This is exactly how a woman who kisses Jackals in the mouth would react. 😋😂

    • @mzdvs
      @mzdvs  Рік тому +1

      I mean... I might... 🤷‍♀️

    • @Walter_Sobchak_43
      @Walter_Sobchak_43 Рік тому

      @@mzdvs Love dogs and like you boo. "Just joshing". 😋

  • @jmuhamma
    @jmuhamma 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious

  • @douglasbriel6103
    @douglasbriel6103 2 роки тому +1

    You look great in your sweats.

  • @NyarlathotepAD
    @NyarlathotepAD 2 роки тому +1

    Do the Nasty Show from Patrice!

  • @mt8474
    @mt8474 2 роки тому +2

    haha 'that's why they gotta poop'. Nope we're just full of shit.

  • @jbeck2909
    @jbeck2909 Рік тому +1

    You are beautiful 💯

  • @inhumanjoey310
    @inhumanjoey310 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao

  • @CLRoess
    @CLRoess 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious! Loved it. Good honest reaction from you too. Since your taking requests, How about reacting to “Mark Normand leaves News Anchor in tears.” Comedian Mark Normand totally off the cuff being interviewed by a news anchor. And she can’t continue the interview because she’s laughing too much. Brilliant stuff, only 4 minutes or so