WKUK Talk About: Glory Hole
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- The guys go down a dark hole.
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I was at the show in Madison Wisconsin where Zach missed, and it was 100% Sam who announced "I'm Zach Cregger, and this is why I couldn't be here tonight!" or something to that effect. Either way, Sam definitely said it at least once lmao
“I heard that the glory hole industry was ravaged by COVID-19”
*Sam snaps back into reality with sympathetic thoughts towards small businesses*
Sam was fully checked out too
Hey now, in the glory hole business, there's no such thing as small or big business. Everyone is equally welcome.
His favorite gas station shut down. It was a Mom and Pop shop, they just couldn't afford this transitory period. Sam knows... 😏
Good news! Federal government is offering pandemic small business loans.
Sam knows something about glory holes that we don’t
He's had so much experience with them that the topic now bores him
He can't stop thinking of Zach on the other side
Was thinking the same thing xD
That you don't know*
lmao
The implication that they’ve been through this before because it’s the Ollll Glory Hole
Oh yeah I remember when zack walked out of the glory hole.
i like how this is 3 minutes of talking about the sketch and 7 minutes of them arguing
I love how they discuss the semantics of going to a glory hole
Skit: "Every morning for work Timmy is kidnapped and brought to a new rest stop glory hole. This is his life, Hes paid well, excited to do the work, and greatful to be able to do the work. After work he goes home to his happy family"
How many hotdogs does he have on the way to work? Perhaps the hotdog thing was less about gluttony, and more about stretching his mouth and getting it ready for a hard day's work.
@@evilcam Or hot dogs are just a euphemism @_@
😂
How is this the only talk about i missed? This is exactly like me and my bros when we get drunk. I already miss Trevor
the GH etiquette, difficulty, safety and covid talk was so much funnier than the sketch itself
Trevor Moore backpacked the team, you can't deny it. he will be missed greatly.
Everything in life was leading up to this conversation.
Literally in tears. This is how the sausage gets made
You all make me want to get friends like you guys, y’all are so entertaining
Still have my 2013 "Poop Balls" tour shirt.
I love you guys so much!!
I have never been less bored in my life than when listening to this discussion. And that includes all the times I've been down at the olllllllllld GD glory hole.
I was expecting a dog to walk out of the stall at the end of the sketch
I’m so glad these guys are still in touch with each other.
Their discussion on the Mechanics of the Gloryhole was very Meta.
this is the singular best talk about so far, i cant stop laughing
I love how they fight over a glory hole lmao!
There were a couple of years where me and my roommates were always referencing The ooooooooool Glory Hole!
WKUK asking and answering the real hard hitting questions.
I love these guys so much. A part of my childhood.
The glory hole etiquette is what kills me
I feel so stupid for having to sit through an advertisement for comedians to break a part a "glory hole sketch". Yet here I am
I just think, if you pieces of shit can do it, maybe I can too.
Sam went off to do research but quickly came back when they mentioned his camera was off.
WKUK Talk About: How do Glory Holes work.
Definitely one of there best conversations
I wish they had done the glory hole sketch when I saw them live
Timmy is slowly becoming my favorite whitest kid
I think someone really needs to explain gloryholes to them. Honestly, every straight guy I know seems to have more basic knowledge on this subject than them.
JUST LET DARREN TALK!!!
PLEASE COMMENT ON GALLON OF PCP, ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
@BabyChainGang I think they did too.
Goddamn, guys, let Darren fuckin' talk, man.
Wow this got a lot more intriguing than I thought it would be... Amazing 👏
They gotta talk about the star wars sketches they done
Great video! I'm ready for more buckerson and myers!!
Interesting I learned a lot about glory holes this video
Before this starts, I really wish each person does their own Timmy Voice, I have dreams
Lmao I’m imagining this skit going down in real life and then it ends with the receiver saying “Timmy Williams?!”
These guys have the most interesting facial hair.
these guys have never seen Always Sunny In Philidelphia
Fucking Sam just completely over it, I love it
Zach apparently doesn't understand how viruses travel. Jesus Christ.
Dan Nubauer!
gloryholes are actually recommended by some countries center for disease control as the best method for anonymous sex during covid. I think it was canada
Darren always stays quite and looks more like Willem Dafoe
wish i could have warned him
A dwarf would have real trouble trying to use a glory hole.
They just use the children's glory hole.
Timmy's a great actor/actress. Such a funny guy who isn't bothered at all when they good-naturedly rib him 😄
(Glory holes definitely exist guys have you even been to the...broader Madison/Milwaukee/Chicago metro area? Drunk crackheads in Denver? Did u ever ride A GREYHOUND?? you rich pampered fruits!)
Sam was not feeling this conversation
I knew you’d hurry to put this one up
YES! I wanted this one so bad lmao
I can't believe it was Zack all along
This was the least boring conversation ever, ever.
This is cool and all, but where is buckerson and meyers?!
Glory Holes are great but I really want them to do more Buckerson and Meyers
They all look like truck drivers
At the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD GLORY HOLE!!!!
Dan Newbauer!?!
Sassy Sam 2021 goddamn 🤣
Where is bukerson and Myers
Last time I was this early I was at the glory hole
This video is going to get flagged/linked to a CDC page describing the facts about COVID transmission.
"You think there's *no covid* in ejaculate."
Who the fuck is Dan Newbower?
Asking and answering the important questions.
10 minute sketch breakdown? Hell yeah!
8 minutes later: "You think there's dick-CoViD?"
That is literally the exact moment when I was like "Ok I need to read the comments on this video"
For the record Covid can be sexually transmitted.
@@sheateeley1 aww man 20 minutes?
I feel inadequate.
@@miscellaneousshadow7452 so there is Dick Covid. What if I wear a mask?
Ligma-19
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE JUST HANG AROUND THE GLORY HOLE WITH THEIR MOUTH PRESSED UP AGAINST IT?!
is there a better way to do it?
The proformer waits with one to five fingers sticking through, signifying how far they are willing to go
You wait for the knock
People? I always believed it was proportional dwarves on the other side. Toothy propotional dwarves.
Only when they join the white house
Timmy seems to be aging backwards into a 15 year old girl with a mustache
He's sucking the age out of Darren. He looks older than my dad
Nah, Timmy looks pretty old and disheveled
@@deptusmechanikus7362 nah Darren just looks scruffy is all, give him a clean shave and he'd look like he's in his 20s again for sure
Yes
I guarantee you that Timmy is a femboy hooters crossdresser.
The one thing that I've learned from these retrospective videos...
TIMMY'S MEMORY IS A GODDAMN STEEL TRAP.
I'm always impressed with how terrible the group's memory is, all of the time
how much do you remember from 15 years ago?
They were too busy getting prescription pills at the nursing home
I love how only 3 minutes of this video was them actually talking about the skit, and then the other 7 were them talking about who's the giver in the glory hole situation, and if dick-COVID is a thing lol.
Turns out that book The Giver was just about which person is performing at a glory hole
😂
Lmao this shit is timeless. 3 years later and you made me choke when I was already trying to catch my breath
I'm not with Sam on this one, that conversation wasn't boring.
The conversation was all about boring
@@DUDERMANx the true purpose behind Elon Musk's business.
I liked this then unliked this the second I realized I fucked up having it be at 69 likes. Seems like the appropriate thing for the topic at hand
Sams a loser
I'm pretty sure he's on the writing staff of a kid's cartoon or something nowadays, so he's just trying not to get fired lmao
I saw a real glory hole in action at a bathroom in a gay bar in Houston on Montrose- don’t think money was involved, just love of the game.
Saw in action? Like the stall was open?
@@johnnygreenface4195 an open stall with a line, tucked neatly away in a corner; it was in operation but I was to mortified to investigate any further lol
@@DjTempest1337 lol
"Love of the game". Lol. That's a funny expression for this. On Montrose, though? I am skeptical. Finding gloryholes in gay bars in the United States is pretty damn unusual, except for the very rare kind of place that tends to be a little more underground and specifically catering to sexual encounters. But those places were largely eliminated in the wake of the AIDS epidemic and the subsequent moral panic. Otherwise, you'd have to be going to an actual gay bathhouse in cities that still have them.
So in Texas ... I just can't fathom one on Montrose. Maybe I'm wrong, but ... Honestly, you are more likely to find one in a straight swingers place.
The last one I saw in real life in any kind of bar was in Europe.
😂😂😂
This is the most bored and least interested Sam’s been in his entire life.
he was less interested in this conversation than Darren is in every stream.
That's what Prozac will do to you. I feel bad for the dude, I know exactly how he's feeling with depression and anxiety, and wanting a solution, but Prozac is not the one.
@@JonasPolsky I think Darren has gotten better.
Falling down stairs does damage to one's attention span
@@TH3M1K3D This^
I love that Timmy commits without hesitation.
Thats why his marriage fell appart...
Timmy puts his hair in pig tails just for the live casts. Althooo, I'd like to imagine that he has them in pg tials 24/7...
@@nodrogdivad he generally has pig tails when his daughter does. He's a good dad like that and does shit with his kids. Sometimes he's even nice to us idiots on the internet.
@@hampatties4859 unnecessarily savage 😢👌
This is the critical discussion we have all needed to have regarding glory holes.
“Write that down! Write ThAt DoWn!”
It's important in these COVID times to know what is safe and what isn't. I'd say from this discussion that they're safer than the chances of geting AIDS... and what AIDS to COVID anyway?
I love how in the span of two minutes they went from questioning whether glory holes even actually exist to demanding that Sam spend his time and energy trying to disprove he isn't secretly a glory hole enthusiast.
Sam hates when the conversation hits too close to home.
It’s funny because you can’t rule this out as a possibility
It would have been funny if Forest Whitaker walked out at the end.
I'm pretty sure that was him in the top left though.
Wasn't everyone Forest Whitaker?
Deep cut. I know all there is to know about the crying game.
How do you think his eye wound up all wonky? NEVER look through the glory hole.
Timmy your hairs looking more and more like Fabio's every day.
He puts it pony tails because Fabio's people sent a C&D.
Yeah but a fabio who's been dead for 6 years
If it looked like Fabio's hair he would look cool, I cant believe its not butthair
@@rastarusso7502 That's the absolute worst ad for I cant believe its not butter I've ever heard.
@@jcoster8291 No it's not haha
Can you imagine if Timmy was a substitute teacher still and his students were looking up WKUK videos again?
I dont think Timmys allowed to be around minors
@@golem3080 Not after he told them how to make bombs...
If he was my teacher back then he’d be the coolest teacher ever. 100% I’d have him reenact his poop meeting skit😂
I've learned a lot from this. See one of you road warriors on interstate 95
Timmy is always committed to the joke, I love that
Zach's reaction to Sam playing him lol
This is outrageous!
I think this could be the best conversation they've ever had.
lmao the idea that someone would just sit there with their mouth against a hole waiting
the guys spend 8 minutes discussing actual glory hole logistics
I admit that I bear some responsibility for attempting to watch this while putting my infant child to bed, but I do expect an apology for being forced to scream-laugh which subsequently woke aforementioned baby. Now my wife wants answers as to why we both are crying.
Obviously I love all of them, but the length of time he was able to stay at the ol' glory hole until he finished is just brilliant writing. It felt so natural. You can only stall for so long before it starts to become cliche. But this sketch went on exactly as long as he needed it to.
I love that Sam just checks out of the discussion on glory hole technique and etiquette
Sam was clearly googling glory hole locations on his phone this entire breakdown.
"You think there's NO covid in ejaculate?"
Not a sentence I expected to hear today.
Timmy is officially the Glory Hole Master
Now I just can't help but imagine someone on the other end of the gloryhole, wineglass in hand, reading "War & Peace", while their mouth is pressed right on up against the hole. Like, they're checking their watch, giving a dramatic sigh, until "Geez, *finally*..."
Wait. So did Sam fall down a whole flight of stairs on his way to or from the glory hole?
So, when Sam gets so drunk that he falls down multiple flights of stairs, the only way he can be nursed back to health is to be the mouth-guy on the other end of a glory hole? That is all I really took away from this.
Also, 10+ minutes discussing a sketch = doing it right. Do more of this, please, WKUK.