Even though this is pretty much just any old womans "life hacks" I love the energy he has with his videos. Feels like he genuinely cares about getting the word out about what he tells people about.
No, Thats the entire tree bro, If you got a tree you can make like 70 in a year but if you planting the tree already then yeah expected 20 years in the making 😅
nah, you find someone who sells seedlings instead of sprouting them yourself. modern varieties start fruiting 3-5 years after transplanting and are way shorter than the trees you see on the wild. It's what copra farmers grow.
@@CrimsonGrowlithe fun fact: the same thing happens to real animals, and could you guess what that animal is? One example is tuna They use their speed to pump water into their gills at an amazing rate If they stop, the water won't fill their gills quick enough
There is absolutely no way in hell anybody can stand being in a room with this guy for more than five minutes, and as so, he is always going to be filming himself haha 😂
@@Zazu_z6ne lmao ik ur joking but Fr can’t tell if it hemp or weed off a seedling. They actual got cbd plants today that grow buds that looks like some exotic weed
@@JinxedEcho444 "Because I picked the strawberry farmer class, I can now grow 99999999999999999999999999999999999999billlionzilliongajillion strawberries and I have 15000000000000000000000000000000000000trillion power."
@@MarryMeGogeta Only that much amount of power? You have to use code IH777 when logging into mafia boss survival and get a free legendary hero. After I did that, I chose the class batman and got 7000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 googleplex power. You’re such a god damn noob.
@Bia Tch And thats where you're wrong. We literally do this in Asia. You Western fucks dont know jack shit so why dont you actually get your facts straight.
I think he just had it in a bun or Ponytail. Look at how it’s parted and looks pulled back in the front. He only undid it to apply his Amalgamation … I don’t exactly see how that prevents hair loss. While yes human hair does keep growing on a daily basis, it would take Months for it to get to that level, believe me, my hair is longer than his, and it’s been almost 4 years since I last saw a Barber.
I’m Sri Lankan. We drink from the brown one just as it is. Never had a problem. But I guess it depends on how fresh they are. We get ours from the backyard.
@@AlexandreBugado True. The best though is the orange one. The king coconut. It has lots of water and the kernel is so tasty. Excellent for cooling your body on a hot day. Very medicinal, in a certain sense. I have eczema and one glass of the water makes you feel wow.
Right when he said “did you know?” I knew I didn’t know
Lmao
P
same
The most Underrated Comment right here
😂😂😂
teacher: "no extra movements!!"
the kids in the back:
True tho
I love when he showed the kids in the back😅
That combined with the sound effects makes every other 2 seconds of this video a shitpost
When has a teacher ever said that
@@infinitevoid227 inner city US? Seems like the only place where a school would be that dystopian
“How many sound effects do you want?”
Him: “yes”
😂wrd
Dang bro, you got the whole squad laughing
Dang bro, you got the whole squad laughing
I’ve started a cult of “dang bro you got the whole squad laughing”
Dang bro, you got the whole squad laughing.
Even though this is pretty much just any old womans "life hacks" I love the energy he has with his videos. Feels like he genuinely cares about getting the word out about what he tells people about.
This dude has the overexcitement of a 9 year old who’s first field trip is tomorrow
pretty specific
@@DUCK0H accurate tho
I'd be excited if I was making bank on UA-cam 🤷🏽♂️
@@777-h6d wouldnt we all
@@ziggazaggar fr
This guy knows every crafting recipe
without using the green guide book
Bro's a life simulator veteran
@@bettrfastrstrongr1708HE MADE THE GREEN GUIDE BOOK
he's like the walking minecraft wiki
@@DeesDNP he is the green guide book
"I paid for the whole coconut, I'm going to use the whole coconut"
Yes every bit of coconut 🥥
@@Isoolated_Irl yes the bittiest of the bit
No he said half of the coconut meat and he didn’t use the husk😢
@@KryptoniteOfficial. no he used the husk as a pot for plants
@@one_TheReal oh, well he didn’t say or show that
This guy amazes me with things I’ll never do.
* the video starts*
Him: ↗️↖️⬇️↙️↘️➡️⬅️⬆️↪️🔁↩️⤴️⤵️🔃🔄🔀
* you look in the comments *
Your keyboard: Ctrl + C Ctrl + V
True indeed@@brucewillards37
Ong
cant forget the random “🤘” every now and then
He needs to chill out😅
I just discovered this guy 2 days ago and he makes me want to be a plant guy 🤣 i been rubbing banana peels on my skin because of him lmao
Me too lol 🤣
Omg I did the same 😂😂😂
why banana peel
Lol
@@thewatertastesfunny oh you haven't seen the g man preparing us for the coming storms banana video?
This guys blender: “I’ve seen everything, even the unforgivable”
Toaster-
🤨 hmm even the yk
@@thomas_fioriti Indeed
Hardwotk man
bro can save the world at this point
One day, this man will create the cure for cancer with rocks and sand.
He won't
But he is gonna be the last one standing in a zombie apocalypse 💀
lol
@@NicholasGoatifiFanFor real for real
Bro’s gonna survive WW3 by throwing supercharged grenades he made with some damn rocks
Prevent nuclear war with grape skin or something
Fun fact a coconut takes 15-20 years to be fully grown if you want to plant one
No, Thats the entire tree bro, If you got a tree you can make like 70 in a year but if you planting the tree already then yeah expected 20 years in the making 😅
@@sav6526 well... technically if you WANTED to plant a coconut to grow more, you'd have to wait for the tree to grow too 😅
@@sav6526 doesnt look like he has a tree
If fertilized how many left?
nah, you find someone who sells seedlings instead of sprouting them yourself.
modern varieties start fruiting 3-5 years after transplanting and are way shorter than the trees you see on the wild.
It's what copra farmers grow.
"coconut meat"
vegans: wait a minute
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO he called it "meat". That's the first time I'm hearing someone call it "meat" 🤣🤣
@@HypnosisBear lol I have heard it called "flesh" before but not meat.
Lesbians: wait a minute
@@orrlicht3718 what is the similarity between vegans and lesbians?
They lack meat
I swear watching this guys videos gets me out of depression 😂
"To prevent hair loss and cause hair growth"
Me: Casually tries to eat it
I mean, it is 100% edible
I mean, it is 100% edible
Mmmm yumm
Dude it's a actually good side dish in southern india just add a couple of spices then we're good to go
@@dhilipans5412 here in the ph we just add powdered milk or sugar and it's perfect
“How many unnecessary sound effects do you want?”
Him: *yes*
Necessary*
Tbf its part of what makes his channel
“How wrong do you want this take to be?”
You : *YES*
@@phoenx8435 I didn’t mean any hate it was just a joke. Calm down 😐
Tmkoc vibes
if this guy stops moving he’ll spontaneously explode
Spoink moment.
@@CrimsonGrowlitheis it that Pokémon who dies if it stops jumping?
@@seratarsybagusibrahim5018 Yes.
@@CrimsonGrowlithe fun fact: the same thing happens to real animals, and could you guess what that animal is?
One example is tuna
They use their speed to pump water into their gills at an amazing rate
If they stop, the water won't fill their gills quick enough
@@seratarsybagusibrahim5018 sharks, too. that's why they move during sleep
This is pretty cool, Can this work for coconuts that are roughly 5 to 11 pounds?
“Mom, can we buy tons of coconuts?”
“Why”
“I want to make a hair-growth potion”
“did you drink windex again?”
Again?
@@Imdagup he likes drinking windex he think it taste good
why hasnt this comment blown up yet
Why did you drink it before?
@@NotMrDiego it yummy
First time I saw this guy I was like shut up already. Now I'm building a planter in the backyard. Guess he grew on me. No pun intended
I know right. Its fucking infectious.
The moment I saw this guy I thought he was cool
@@Knew_better29 No one with a man bun is cool lmao
@@dom._.d6935 wait a damn minute. I'm wearing a man bun as we speak. I'm cool, right?
@@kd_kane9845 surrreee
*This is the real definition of "Never let them know your next move".*
No replies?
true
570 like but 2 replies I want to fix that so here and also have a great day bye!💝💖
Did you know if you grab a child, find the right hole and stick your-
Fking True ! I Agree 💯 👍 Bruv
this had more sound effects than a johnny test episode
i wanna see a alternate perspective of someone recording him from the back while he’s recording one of these videos
thicc
With no audio
Omg yes
There is absolutely no way in hell anybody can stand being in a room with this guy for more than five minutes, and as so, he is always going to be filming himself haha 😂
This should be a genre
This dude saved the whole planet just by being born
XD
Fr tho 💀💙😊
Fr chain
Fr
Fr
*Makes holes in the eyes*
Vecna: "ah yes do tell."
Out of pocket😭😭😭
Lmao stranger things eh
Very cultured, this one.
I understood that reference
True
I think I'll still break my hand trying to open one 😂😂😂
*Instructions unclear, the coconut is chasing me with a knife*
Ya had to kill it first mate
Lol
It could be worse.
The coconut could be chasing you with an axe instead.
What’s inatructions?
Use a gun then maybe they'll stop, maybe hopefully they won't chase u with a gun
"How much movement do you want in a video?"
"Yes"
T R U E
No. Just no.
My guy really unlocked all crafting recipes known to man.
Casual Minecraft player:
UA-cam asked me to rate your comment so you got max rating
if i had a penny for every knowledge he had then i be a millionaire
Bro is crafting new potion
Bro needs to take a break from Minecraft...
That one kid named Coconut: ☠️
“Grab the coconut meat”
Coconut: 😏
“And chop it up into little bits”
Coconut: 😨
It went from AYO to imma call the police
😆
😭
Rip
I'm died
This dude took “recycle” to a whole new level..
He also thinks earth day is literally every day..
Edit: I’m not saying this is a bad thing
Fr
No its true here in the Philippines we do it here to and it past down generation to generation
At this point, Earth day should be everyday
@@burgerlover57 agreed
earth is dying anyways. we should do something
“ grab a coconut and make some holes in the eyes”
congrats you now have a bowling ball
Lol!
Lol
Lol
Please stop saying lol
@@stealyoursupplies no lol
bro described how the native americans never wasted any parts of an animal after killing one
"gently tap around the coconut with the hammer"
* hits it in the speed of light *
*proceeds to crack the coconut out of existence*
It is fast in the video but in reality he hits it gently
@@skyworthandroidtv4284 Must be obvious day in camp stupid
@Sassy Sisters 😂
@@skyworthandroidtv4284 - someone who didnt get the joke
"Dont throw the sock under the bed!" "Instead do this!"
Put it in an artificial womb to begin the growing process!
Do what?
"You wanna get the nut and pry it open then get the seed put the seed in watter for 2 hours this will hydrate it"
AAYYYYO
@@eatsyourfuckingfleshatnigh1050 ngl that actually sounds something he would say
If I'm ever stranded on an island, and I had to choose one person to help me survive, I think I'd choose this guy
Same lol
fr
If I’m ever stranded on an island I won’t use a coconut on my hair.
Nah man I'd choose Donny dust
So you'll starve but have nice hair lmao.
This dude is so useful when it comes to farming
Got to love the “hemp” seedlings 😂
I thought I was the only one who noticed
@@youngdeluxive9110 only growers realized that 😅
Hemp that’s real ganja 😂
@@Zazu_z6ne lmao ik ur joking but Fr can’t tell if it hemp or weed off a seedling. They actual got cbd plants today that grow buds that looks like some exotic weed
Omg i caught that out of everything
Is it only me still expecting that he will grow the coconut even after the blender??? 🙃
this is funny
Yes
Me too
ike sameee
Yea, me too😂
This editing is like a visual representation of what it's like to have ADHD
As someone with adhd.. YES
i have adhd and odd and me and everyone i know agrees
Hopefully ur not drugged up on adderal
Can confirm
As someone who also has ADHD, I'd say this is a slight exaggeration, but still kinda true
Saitama watching this right now:
👁️👄👁️
"Make some holes in the eyes"
*i felt that*
Ayo
@@ghostperson439 hopefully there aren't any pins around
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
him: coconut meat
Vegan teacher: scrolling threw shorts*
Vegan teacher: COCONUT MEAT
Vegan teacher: EXCUSE MEEE !!!!!
Lmfao, also I'm your 69th like
@@whitechocolate6803 pov you didn’t know you blew up over night
@@whitechocolate6803 😡 lucky
“Dumbledore asked calmly”
Lol
@pizzadonut107no he's aggressively passive
THE NEXT VIDEO WAS A HARRY POTTER VIDEO
DID YOU-
See my apple juice😊
Nah how do I get this joke without watching or reading any Harry Potter media?????
This guy in a zombie apocalypse 💀
bro is gonna be a survival expert, he gon find a singular strawberry and make an empire with it
Exactly
Game advertisements be like:
@@NACJAC69420 oh mah lawd lmaooooo- true tho,
@@JinxedEcho444 "Because I picked the strawberry farmer class, I can now grow 99999999999999999999999999999999999999billlionzilliongajillion strawberries and I have 15000000000000000000000000000000000000trillion power."
@@MarryMeGogeta Only that much amount of power? You have to use code IH777 when logging into mafia boss survival and get a free legendary hero. After I did that, I chose the class batman and got 7000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 googleplex power. You’re such a god damn noob.
This guy is the definition of “never let them know your next move”
Coconuts
For real
This man is a literal crafting table
😂
Underrated comment 🤣🤣
He lives in Minecraft I feel sorry for him😔
@@natashabeasley6204”you cant sleep right now, there are monsters nearby”
💀💀💀
Thats a dang useful fruit, awesome 👍
“How many sound effects do you want?”
creative explained: “yes”
Edit: how the heck did i get 1.2k likes in 2 days
Why do people still do this joke its not funny anymore
@Bia Tch And thats where you're wrong. We literally do this in Asia. You Western fucks dont know jack shit so why dont you actually get your facts straight.
@Bia Tch have you atleast tried them?
This joke ain’t funny no more bruv😂
@Bia Tch 1. He isn’t showcasing any products, not an influencer. 2. These work lmao
Fun fact: his hair actually grew longer as time went on while he was recording
I think he just had it in a bun or Ponytail.
Look at how it’s parted and looks pulled back in the front.
He only undid it to apply his Amalgamation … I don’t exactly see how that prevents hair loss.
While yes human hair does keep growing on a daily basis, it would take Months for it to get to that level, believe me, my hair is longer than his, and it’s been almost 4 years since I last saw a Barber.
@@Kreachie I’m pretty sure this was a joke :)
@@Kreachie uhm it’s a joke
300th like
@@Cyra_The_Jedi no way that was meant to be a joke
i swear coconut tree is the most versatile plant ever...every single part of it including the fruit has its use
The kokonut song
Also date palms
Come on man, why do you think hair loss/hair regrowth companies don’t just sell you blended coconut? It doesn’t do shit
@@eggshapedisraelioperative6317 well a coconut can still be eaten, so even if that tip is bs the statement will remain true.
I'm pretty sure the saying is every part of the coconut including the husk gas a use Lmao
Bro looks like Lin Manuel Miranda lol
Me who looks at my bald dad: “I found something that would get your hair back”
You still there?
*Proceeds to stab his eyes with a screwdriver**
@@xiplication lmfaooooo
magic
Chinese chicken poop. Order it online
As a Jamaican I so wanted to use the blended coconut milk to make rice and peas.
Same
yeah me to
Same
True. That's the first thing that come to mind bro
A proved😊
As someone from India, I was pretty shocked to see someone opening a coconut with a hammer and taking its meat out with a kitchen knife.
Yeah
And coconut chutney for hair😅
How do you normally open it?
@@priyaalkhandal4163 so crack it open with a knife and take rhw meat out with a hammer?
@@rebooted2105 we just bang it on the ground to crack it open
@@priyaalkhandal4163 yeah my mom stabbed her hand while trying to open a coconut with a knife, i think a hammer is a lot safer
technically, coconuts are mamals they have hair,milk, and eyes
my brain likes to think about random objects and think how nice they’d be irl and the coconut looks like a fine gentleman.
wait why is that true?
A hairy fine gentleman
what
Damn sucks he got stabbed in the eyes, drained of all fluids, hammered in half and harvested of all his meat, then.
I need to start doing this..
“How many hand movements do you want.” Him “yes”
Those are some interesting seedlings 🌱
Yes they are 🌱
I thought I was the only one
We are some cultured men
me confusde
@@kayazz_lk I don’t know for sure, but I think they’re bud
Him: *doing a tutorial about coconuts*
Me: "I'd rather eat it."
“Make some holes in the eyes”
Instructions unclear,I am not sure how I’m typing this right now
Look man, guilt doesn't stop you from typing and I forgive you for blinding me.
Actually wait, how am I typing this?
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE EXACT SAME THING IN THE EXACT SAME FORMAT BROOOO
I'm disappointed of this era...
@@6fejmk 👴
-Lewis Kennedy 2022
@@Americanpsycho98 lmao
“Make some holes in the eyes.”
“Take out the coconut meat.”
Vegans: *my life was a lie...*
Edit: there you are, happy now?? 😑
vegan teacher wants revenge
Did you know if you grab a child, find the right hole and stick your-
@PixelElectronX wait till they hear about this meat in yo mouth
Nice stolen comment
@@Fizzitic you must suck having at parties
"Stimulate new hair grow"
Saitama: I need that
Hahaha
Too late 😃
C A P E D B A L D Y
saitama
He sure does need some
Saitama would spend all his money on coconuts if he saw this
This guy's editing made me shed hair from stress so it's nice that I can have this coconut solution to help get it back
Yea my eyes started twitching 😂
I liked it though .-.
It actually don't but alright....
@@aegissouske1578 do you have a low attention span? I feel like that’s why shit is edited like this
"can stop from hair loss!"
* old people who already loss their hair * "too late bozo"
30 likes and no comments? Let’s change that
@@issamjmel3202 Yes, let’s change it
xD
@@CheardDaCuber DAM THE LIKES ARE GROWING FASTER THEN A TREE
@@issamjmel3202 YEAH BRO HE GONNA BE POPULAR
How many sounds effec-
Him: yess
Shut the fk up and ur goofy ass memes
It's absurd and cheesy
Bro got the whole squad laughing
Bro got the whole sqa-
Yes
@@westerngroovetv wrong!!
my coconut plants becoming cannibalists with this one
“Gently tap around the coconut with a hammer”
Him: *smashes coconut*
My house was silent then I saw you comment and went …Hahahwhs hahahhahaha..
weak
"drill a hole in the coconut eyes"
Me who has nightmares: what.
Everyone has nightmares no offense but this meme makes no sense
ow
@@Samacalia what???
@@jgsgamergfdgfdgfd1137 he said ow
@@jgsgamergfdgfdgfd1137 cupcakes in the fridge are still cupcakes no more mentioning AAAAAAAA ouch yummy
This guy literally just made a coconut chutney and applied on his head 😂
Yea
Exactly my thoughts 🤣
Yep
Would that be effective? never heard apply coconut itself only oil
Chutney killed me i know what it means cus i know urdu
he’s really out here teaching how to use an entire coconut and im all for it
Moana vibes fr
like this if you like this or comment u like eating fart
damit you ricked rolled me :(
But coconuts don't have meat they are plants
@@theearningcurve9684 metaphor
@@theearningcurve9684 they Are Called Meat bc its the only edible part of the coconut
@@Saling984 I know, I just think it's odd that it's called meat and not flesh. Flesh is used more commonly than meat in fruits and vegetables.
"I like your meat, can you show me more?"
"Yeah, ofcourse!" *gives a bowl of coconut chonks*
"Oh... thanks...."
Ayo
What meat
@@Chrimp7828 penis.
@@Chrimp7828 Coconut lol
I will always wonder what it tastes like
Does it help with beard growth too?
I like those “seedlings” 👀😏
i peeped that too 😭😭 little weed plants
I seen 😂😂
We all know those little 🌱 👀
😂😂😂
Fun fact, the milk from the green coconuts are fully drinkable, brown coconut milk can be drinkable but needs to be purified
I’m Sri Lankan. We drink from the brown one just as it is. Never had a problem. But I guess it depends on how fresh they are. We get ours from the backyard.
Both are drinkable directly after opening them.
But green ones have much more water/juice/milk in them
@@AlexandreBugado True. The best though is the orange one. The king coconut. It has lots of water and the kernel is so tasty. Excellent for cooling your body on a hot day. Very medicinal, in a certain sense. I have eczema and one glass of the water makes you feel wow.
Green are alkaline and the best way to consume
@@rozannevangrenberg7331Wow it's refreshing to see a fellow Sri Lankan here...
"Gently crack the coconut with a hammer"
Me : smashes it
Saaame but what did you use? I used my book :D (it’s a dictionary-)
🧨
That's how it's done in India. Why tf would you gently tap it where you can smash it on the ground
@@thecrazygamertarun5265 ✨respect✨
@@thecrazygamertarun5265 ikr
bro looks like he's always excited fr
I’d like to see his “seedlings” grow. Probably pretty green!
Da Ganja
🤣🤣😂😂👌👌
Haha that's what I'm thinking
Most definitely! Lol I said the same. But transplanting was probably a pain.
Lmao definitely weed plant 😅
"So how much unnecessary movements you want?"
Him: Yes
Underrated comment
Bro said “ unnecessary movements” okay master sifu
ikr
Living proof that UA-cam commenters are not real humans, but rather bots
😭😭😭😭
Him: CoCoNut MeAT
Indians: my whole life is a lie
Edit: 409 likes I never got these many
Epic
uh
Very true-
@baani kaur ok?
😂😂😂yup
This mans sound effects are going to give me a headache
Alternative title: making a coconut juice and pot for my weed seedlings
That’s way too long of a title 😂
@@kim-ci1ld yea but girls like long stuffs ryt?
Another alternative title:making homemade cocaine to grow my hair and making 'special' water for my crack plants
@@GaZe_Booger yeah man that’s the one haha nailed it 🙏
Another alternative title:making homemade cocaine to grow my hair and making 'special' water for my crack plants
This man will turn you into iron man with a peace of leftover lettuce
Legit! 😂
"gently crack it with a hammer" Dumbledore explained calmly
exactly what i was thinking
Open the coconut in
His way ❌
Open coconut in
Indian way 🗿🗿🗿
This is the first time I hear someone saying "coconut meat"
My brother call the jackfruit pulp jackfruit meat 🤣
@EirRet Of course you can eat it, but meat is commonly associated with animals. That's why I thought it's weirdly named.
“Makes some holes in the eyes”
Coconut: *crys in the bowl*
I swear this guy would be ridiculously useful in a apocalypse
Tr tr
At first, I thought it was going to be a bowling ball
The man planted weed seedlings 😂
Yeah thats what i thought i had to watch a second time. After looking very close that is 100 percent weed babys😂
😂 Johnny pot seed
I was 10 minutes in looking for this comment lol
Love those "seedlings". Sending heavy harvest vibes your way.
Lmao brings a new meaning to growing with coco…
Finna have kilos with those seedlings
those seedlings look better off than mine and ive had em for 2wks lol
So this is that coco-coir soil they've been talking about 😂
Asian moms : 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 !
Yes my Filipino mom
Also, you can just buy coconut oil. But this was useful
He took”Don’t waste items” to a whole different meaning