Nish Kumar Is A Clever Boy - Mock The Week

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  • @Forkez
    @Forkez 3 роки тому +38

    Is it, how much Nish Kumar was actually in this video when compared to how Nish Kumar I expected based on the title of the video?

  • @s10dlka
    @s10dlka 5 років тому +141

    Is it what percentage of UA-cam videos posted 'today' are not reposts from years ago?

    • @johntailing5283
      @johntailing5283 2 роки тому

      Just gotta say, I’m watching this 2 years after your post

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +56

    Is it how much of the TV schedules for December 2019 won’t include election coverage?

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +26

    "Nish Kumar. Sounds exotic, but it turns out, he's just a bloke."

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 5 років тому +82

    Is it, how much of this video is actually the correct answer?

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 роки тому +4

      Have you seen Mock the Week before?

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 4 роки тому +1

      @@weswheel4834 Oh yes. Been following it for years.

  • @mariomanno1
    @mariomanno1 5 років тому +95

    Is it how much did Nash Kumar actually contribute to this video?

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin 5 років тому +20

      At least this time he made a joke about how he's an unpopular comedian. Normally all his jokes are about race.

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic 4 роки тому

      It's the percentage of IQ he brought to his appearance on Question Time

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +3

      I was think he's funny, but that's only because I think. Pity you don't.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +4

      @@ratholin does that bother you? A brown man cracking jokes about race? Aww, muffin, how about you fuck off, yeah?

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +2

      @@TonyHavenMusic it's percentage of your mind that curls up in despair very time you open your mouth and prove you're a moron.

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому +21

    I really enjoy Romesh's take on politics

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 3 роки тому +2

      I would have enjoyed the clip better if it read "Romesh Ranganathan is a Clever Boy".

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan 5 років тому +28

    If Jacob Rees Mogg was hit by a car, what percentage of people would say, "I think we should see if he's alright?"

  • @India.H
    @India.H 5 років тому +26

    That Top Gear one had me cracking up 😂

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 3 роки тому +8

    The national apathy society joke was awesome!

  • @ghostmadlittlemiss
    @ghostmadlittlemiss 3 роки тому +6

    I know it was a joke but I can greatly recommend Long Walk to Freedom. I had to read it for a history class once and Nelson Mandela was surprisingly funny for someone with such a serious reputation.

  • @danmarsh7985
    @danmarsh7985 5 років тому +32

    I think the answer is Whats the chance that brexit will be over and done with in the next 5 years

    • @AtariEric
      @AtariEric 5 років тому +3

      Too high.

    • @olympicfitness
      @olympicfitness 5 років тому +2

      That would be the question, not answer. 🤓

    • @tomwalsh6597
      @tomwalsh6597 4 роки тому

      Dan Marsh pretty high I’d say

    • @garypatterson2857
      @garypatterson2857 4 роки тому

      4% chance of 5 years is pretty optimistic. I'd say a decade at the least.

  • @injunsun
    @injunsun 4 роки тому +8

    Has anyone ever picked Science? Ever?

  • @nathanroberts3638
    @nathanroberts3638 4 роки тому +7

    Well, that Johnny Depp joke certainly aged.

  • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
    @PrinzPassionsfrucht 3 роки тому +9

    Why do you all hate on my boy Nish? He's hillarious.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +3

    Josh's reaction at 2:30

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 роки тому +5

    *Mock The Week (Season 15, Episode 1)* [9 June 2016 ]
    Presenter: Dara O'Briain
    Team 1: Josh Widdicombe, Hugh Dennis (captain), Gary Delaney
    Team 2: Ed Gamble (captain), Tiff Stevenson, Nish Kumar

  • @caswallon1415
    @caswallon1415 3 роки тому +2

    Not clever enough to keep"The Mash Report" on BBC,though

  • @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo
    @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo 4 роки тому +6

    Nish Kumar's the only 'comedian' on MTW that's never made me laugh.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +1

      Well, good on you for managing to get this far in life without a cerebrum.

    • @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo
      @hetrodoxlysonov-wh9oo 4 роки тому

      @@thehellyousay Ha, ha. well you're funnier than Nish Kumar, but that's not much of an achievement.

  • @Felrika
    @Felrika 5 років тому +27

    Is it how much of Donald Trump's administration is smart enough to try to convince him to NOT skin one of the Queen's corgis for his new toupee?

    • @AzureWind91
      @AzureWind91 5 років тому +4

      Alternately, how much of Donald's Trump administration has not resigned, quit, or been fired?

  • @sebastianbaynes9452
    @sebastianbaynes9452 4 роки тому +2

    A pre-Brexit time. Wow. When lots of celebrities dying meant that 2016 was a bad year

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 3 роки тому

    that apathy joke was underappreciated

  • @colinpoole7653
    @colinpoole7653 2 роки тому

    Is it… given that 10% of the audience is Nish Kumars family. What percentage of the audience likes Nish Kumar

  • @mrreallyreally5975
    @mrreallyreally5975 5 років тому +12

    Is it how many people can stomach Nish?

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 4 роки тому +2

    I'm sorry but is size 9 small? Maybe it is in men's sizes but I'm a size 5 womens and I have wide feet

    • @lunaokittens9574
      @lunaokittens9574 3 роки тому

      I wear size 9 & 1/2 in men's & size 12 in women's (US sizes) - is THAT small? 🤔🧐🤔
      Size 9 1/2 men's = size 12 women's... I feel like bigfoot, ffs...

  • @shadowhiteesq
    @shadowhiteesq 5 років тому +14

    That Johnny Depp joke didn't age well

  • @brucemckay6615
    @brucemckay6615 5 років тому +2

    Is it how much of a shit the British public give about Dr Who in 2019?

  • @Kousaburo
    @Kousaburo 5 років тому +9

    I used to laugh at this show.

  • @JackieChanFan1
    @JackieChanFan1 5 років тому +2

    No he’s not

  • @keithrose6931
    @keithrose6931 2 роки тому +2

    He's not he is a prat !

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet 3 роки тому +4

    Clever boy indeed. Love Nish! One of the most sublimely quick-witted British comics out there. LEGEND!

    • @Pwwh0711
      @Pwwh0711 2 роки тому +3

      Hahahahahaha - btw that's something I've never done with Nish Kumar & his two jokes. So you're officially funnier than him.

    • @colinpoole7653
      @colinpoole7653 2 роки тому +5

      He’s not quick at all. He couldn’t even catch a bread roll

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 2 роки тому +2

      I don't hate him or anything, but I'd genuinely love to see some evidence of this sublime quick wit.

    • @estebancomulet
      @estebancomulet 2 роки тому

      @@alikazerani hmm, I don't disagree. I think I was stoned when I made that comment. obviously I'd seen some flash of genius in him, but can't pinpoint where...soz

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 2 роки тому

      @@estebancomulet Hahaha... Cheers, man. Whether you can locate it or not, I'm sure you had a perfectly good reason for your super-positive impression of him. 😊

  • @georgeash4008
    @georgeash4008 5 років тому +14

    NIsh Kumar is about as funny as stage 4 bowel cancer.

  • @irritatiebron
    @irritatiebron 5 років тому

    I need some likes, so I will make a comment that suggests Frankie Boyle should return.

  • @imtiazs7080
    @imtiazs7080 5 років тому +18

    4%: funniness reading on Nish Kumar.

  • @rawlinsonboy
    @rawlinsonboy 2 роки тому

    How much of Donald Trump is truth?

  • @mickdavies9725
    @mickdavies9725 3 роки тому +5

    Is 4% the amount of population that think Nish is still funny after hearing is brexit “jokes”?

  • @316SR
    @316SR 5 років тому +13

    Clever Boy, Still not funny.

  • @Pete-tq6in
    @Pete-tq6in 3 роки тому

    Is it ‘what percentage of the U.K. population thinks that the BBC is good value’?

  • @DarrenHarrison7160
    @DarrenHarrison7160 4 роки тому +4

    Is it Nish Kumar is a total muppet

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 роки тому +3

      Is it "How much does The Hatchet Harrison understand percentages?".

    • @DarrenHarrison7160
      @DarrenHarrison7160 4 роки тому +1

      @@weswheel4834 Awwww did i trigger you sweetie....

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 роки тому +3

      @@DarrenHarrison7160 No, I just thought that your comment was comically inept. So yeah, maybe you did trigger me, but not in the way that you mean. And I think "Triggered" in the way you mean is more suitable for someone who obviously doesn't like Nish Kumar but still clicked on a video with his name in the title. Bless.

    • @DarrenHarrison7160
      @DarrenHarrison7160 4 роки тому

      @@weswheel4834 Awwww yeah Nish is a lefty bellend but for you to feel the need to try and correct me on percentages which i never mentioned goes to show that today's everyone gets a participation medal really doesn't work. Now give the phone back to Mummy and go and have a bath dear boy......

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 роки тому +3

      @@DarrenHarrison7160 Being offered a participation medal from someone who thought "4%" was a possible answer to the statement "Nish Kumar is a total muppet" is pretty special. Thanks for that. Anyway, enjoy, I'm off for a bath now, cheers ;)

  • @jackcogi9586
    @jackcogi9586 4 роки тому +1

    hes not clever he's a little queen who throws a tantrum when he dont get applause and a bread roll thrown at him

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +1

    A hobbit with little shoes? Hm.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 5 років тому

      They have been known to wear shoes out in Buckland.

  • @noa-yu6vl
    @noa-yu6vl 2 роки тому +1

    Not funny 😒