If at first you don't succeed... ... Keep trying it because it's a strat! ... Fukin' ragequit and re-queue! ... Don't try anymore! ... Pray the Gods to do better next time! ... Just sit there and cry! ... You just gotta believe! ... Blast them with your blue eyes again! ... Come back with friends! ... Use lighthing bolt! ... Get rekt! ... Turn into a sheep! ... Take the time to enjoy a delicious glass of water! ... It means that you need to get laid! ... Don't read this comment! ... Know that you are not alone! ... Call for reenforcement! ... Fall back to the shadows! ... MRRGUILB! ... Check out their power level! ... Be succesfull! ... Blast them into next week! ... Learn how to breath! ... Go to the moon! ... I like trains! ... NIPPLE SALAD! ... Clap your hands! ... Become succesfull... IN AMERICA! ... Persecute the masses! ... Turn your card face up! ... Grab the fuking lantern! ... Join the battleborns today! ... Go big or go extinct! ... Blame it on the pig! ... Spit at them! ... Spill blood for the blood God! ... Take a deep breath, it will be ok! ... DIE DIE DIE! ... Well, we're fucked! ... Come back from the dead! ... You must construct additionnal pylons! ... Shoot Satan in the face! ... Report the AFK! ... GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME! ... God bless you! ... *BLEEP* on a *BLEEP* sandwich! ... Feed me Simon! ... Don't. Stop. Me. Now. 'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time! ... To hear again, press 1 : to delete : press 2, to call back : press 3, if you are currently being stabbed : press 4, if your are witnessing someone burning : press 5, to order a pizza : press out the blood from little brother! ... Screw the rules, I have money! ... Teach a llama how to drive! ... LIAR! ... Prepare for trouble! ... Hello *BOOM*! ... Call the meme squad! ... Fuck this guy, fuck that guy, fuck those guys, we'll find everything that has a dick and fuck it! ... Find whoever invented the stairs, and push him down these stairs. Just to show him how stupid stairs are. Then his legs will be broken, and he will no longer be able to climb the stairs anymore. It'll be ironic. And then his wife will leave him and go with the man who invented the elevator, because everyone knows that elevator are much sexier than stairs. ANDOHMYGODI'MNOTEVENCLOSETOBEINGATTHETOPYET, WHY IS THERE SO MANY STAIRS? ... Roar! Oh hello again, or is this the first time we've met? ... Get used to disapointment! ... FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR RULES TOO! ... Find the monkey! ... I need healing! ... Try not to laugh! ... You might feel a tingling sensation, that means it's working! ... Who will know? ... It's hero time! ... Azarath Metrion Zinthos! ... I am your father! ... One does not simply go into Mordor! ... GO GO, they say he's got to go, GOGOGODZILLA! ... Let them fight! ... Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again! ... Find a way to cure the world! ... Build a wall, and they will pay for it! ... Friendship is magic! ... ONE LINER! ... Stop saving the world and get a hobby! ... Be proud of yourself if you read it up to here! ... Well you're a nerd! ... SELAMA ASHANALORE! ... I am bored! Entertain me! ... Zum glück bin ich verrückt! ... I was the turkey all along! ... Go team RWBY! ... I could be just like you! ... Run for your life! ... Don't blink! ... GO DINO! I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, in the dino squad! ... Dubstep ignite! ... Find a ramshackle torch engram! ... Experience tranquility! ... And make it double! ... Wow, you must be really bored! ... FEED ME THEIR HEARTS! ... Get in the bag Nebby! ... Don't even think about it! ... I'm getting out of ideas! ... Praise the Emperor! ... Be the last one laughing! ... Make it rains JUSTICE! ... Bring out your A game! ... Break his leg! ... [Insert boxbox joke here]! ... Let's not talk about it. Like, never! ... Your advertising pleases Minrec! ... Let me take a selfie! ... I'm taking you hostage! ... Why won't you poop? ... Use hyperbeam! ... Dasvidania! ... Press X not to die! ... Ask someone else! ... Take a break, go out, then try again! ... You need a drink! ... Now steal something from Joey too! ... I'm a nightmare, a disaster, that's what they always says! ... Throw a dragon in their faces! ... Scroll down, this is the end, you don't need to scroll down anymore.
13:40 I already ship Junkrat and Symmetra, so having these two bicker like a married couple while Bazza messes around and Muselk talks strategy is really amazingly in character
xXSeal FactsXx would you spend ten minutes to our lord and father torbjörn? One day in Turr-eaven a great being we call father torbjörn freed the turretians from utter death by the demons Winston's and the turrets vowed they bullets and barrel to all torbjörn lords. in the mortal world a torbjörn-ian named Engineer, he and his 4 turrets with rpgs and mini-guns on it with 1000000 mini turrets was a hero in all Turr-eaven and when across the mortal world to search for sweden the new torbjörn homeland, a outcasted torbjörn named barik was exiled and banished for being a non-believer and is seen it the outlands of paladin, and by this was the first paragraph(Made up) of Torbjörn book
TheMrDavidSir I'm surprised that I'm not the only person who got that. It's not like that book is super well known or something. ahhh childhood memories
I had a competitive match earlier this morning, where one teammate disconnected, then my entire team left, and I was left being spawn camped on the last round as Hanzo. I got Play of the Game somehow. You can't predict these things in advance to record them.
hey muselk i have a strat. You need a pharah a mercy a lucio a dva a genji and a reinhardt. everyone but the reinhardt flanks the first point(trust me each of those characters can do it) while rein distracts them
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Bazza Gazza "The Furry"? I thought not. It's not a story the memers would tell you. Bazza Gazza was a dark master of the memes, so powerful and so wise he could use the memes to influence the hooks to always land. He had such knowledge of the memes he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was roadhogs hook hitting him, which of course, it did. It's ironic he could save others from the hook, but not himself.
![[Overwatch] The Charge Chase](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gNkpN1N583Q/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Overwatch] The Charge Chase](/img/tr.png)
![[Overwatch] The Gold Digger Mercy](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/45RDEQQ4RXM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Overwatch] The Ultimate Killgate!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XUvcVZZvS3Q/mqdefault.jpg)
Im still not sure whether to rate this a successful strategy or not...
Muselk Isn't ist Symmetra?
Muselk AAAA TELL TYRODIN THAT I HAVE THE SAME BDAY AS HIM PLZZZ!!!!! I get just as triggered by Shenpai :3 I think it runs in the day lmao
Muselk love all your videos
Muselk Dude I get more and more and more triggered everytime you spell Symmetra wrong...
Muselk i used to have an amazing stragegy...
then i took an arrow to the knee
Bazza...a true hero. He saves the innocent from hooks and risks his life only to get hooked. Not to mention he has great supportive talking.
Soffor Unessa And the discovery of the best bush!
he *is* after all our "beautiful butterfly" :D
Preached
"I'm just murdering people and im not even meaning to" -Every Hazo main ever
Title: [Overwatch] The Spawn Camping Symettra
*Plays Hanzo at first*
*Proceeds to not read the title right"
im okay with it
"I'm just murdering people right now and I'm not meaning to"- that's hanzo in a nutshell
Last time i was this early zylbrad was a bastion main.
lol
lol
lul
fuck I ruined the chain
last time i was here zylbrad was trying to exploit his friends for views
Oh fuck he still does that...
If at first you don't succeed...
... Keep trying it because it's a strat!
... Fukin' ragequit and re-queue!
... Don't try anymore!
... Pray the Gods to do better next time!
... Just sit there and cry!
... You just gotta believe!
... Blast them with your blue eyes again!
... Come back with friends!
... Use lighthing bolt!
... Get rekt!
... Turn into a sheep!
... Take the time to enjoy a delicious glass of water!
... It means that you need to get laid!
... Don't read this comment!
... Know that you are not alone!
... Call for reenforcement!
... Fall back to the shadows!
... MRRGUILB!
... Check out their power level!
... Be succesfull!
... Blast them into next week!
... Learn how to breath!
... Go to the moon!
... I like trains!
... NIPPLE SALAD!
... Clap your hands!
... Become succesfull... IN AMERICA!
... Persecute the masses!
... Turn your card face up!
... Grab the fuking lantern!
... Join the battleborns today!
... Go big or go extinct!
... Blame it on the pig!
... Spit at them!
... Spill blood for the blood God!
... Take a deep breath, it will be ok!
... DIE DIE DIE!
... Well, we're fucked!
... Come back from the dead!
... You must construct additionnal pylons!
... Shoot Satan in the face!
... Report the AFK!
... GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME!
... God bless you!
... *BLEEP* on a *BLEEP* sandwich!
... Feed me Simon!
... Don't. Stop. Me. Now. 'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!
... To hear again, press 1 : to delete : press 2, to call back : press 3, if you are currently being stabbed : press 4, if your are witnessing someone burning : press 5, to order a pizza : press out the blood from little brother!
... Screw the rules, I have money!
... Teach a llama how to drive!
... LIAR!
... Prepare for trouble!
... Hello *BOOM*!
... Call the meme squad!
... Fuck this guy, fuck that guy, fuck those guys, we'll find everything that has a dick and fuck it!
... Find whoever invented the stairs, and push him down these stairs. Just to show him how stupid stairs are. Then his legs will be broken, and he will no longer be able to climb the stairs anymore. It'll be ironic. And then his wife will leave him and go with the man who invented the elevator, because everyone knows that elevator are much sexier than stairs. ANDOHMYGODI'MNOTEVENCLOSETOBEINGATTHETOPYET, WHY IS THERE SO MANY STAIRS?
... Roar! Oh hello again, or is this the first time we've met?
... Get used to disapointment!
... FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR RULES TOO!
... Find the monkey!
... I need healing!
... Try not to laugh!
... You might feel a tingling sensation, that means it's working!
... Who will know?
... It's hero time!
... Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
... I am your father!
... One does not simply go into Mordor!
... GO GO, they say he's got to go, GOGOGODZILLA!
... Let them fight!
... Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again!
... Find a way to cure the world!
... Build a wall, and they will pay for it!
... Friendship is magic!
... ONE LINER!
... Stop saving the world and get a hobby!
... Be proud of yourself if you read it up to here!
... Well you're a nerd!
... SELAMA ASHANALORE!
... I am bored! Entertain me!
... Zum glück bin ich verrückt!
... I was the turkey all along!
... Go team RWBY!
... I could be just like you!
... Run for your life!
... Don't blink!
... GO DINO! I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, in the dino squad!
... Dubstep ignite!
... Find a ramshackle torch engram!
... Experience tranquility!
... And make it double!
... Wow, you must be really bored!
... FEED ME THEIR HEARTS!
... Get in the bag Nebby!
... Don't even think about it!
... I'm getting out of ideas!
... Praise the Emperor!
... Be the last one laughing!
... Make it rains JUSTICE!
... Bring out your A game!
... Break his leg!
... [Insert boxbox joke here]!
... Let's not talk about it. Like, never!
... Your advertising pleases Minrec!
... Let me take a selfie!
... I'm taking you hostage!
... Why won't you poop?
... Use hyperbeam!
... Dasvidania!
... Press X not to die!
... Ask someone else!
... Take a break, go out, then try again!
... You need a drink!
... Now steal something from Joey too!
... I'm a nightmare, a disaster, that's what they always says!
... Throw a dragon in their faces!
... Scroll down, this is the end, you don't need to scroll down anymore.
grevous4 wow, I've never written that much in a comment before. # LAZINESS
grevous4 Are you trying to impress trump with that text wall?
Well, I did quote him somewhere, but it wasn't my intention. It's more of a scroll than a wall... Not wide enough to be a true wall... Maybe a tower?
grevous4 May I breathe now
Genji's Ass Needs healing
Only if you learnt how to (nice name btw).
who watched Bazza going hoo hoo hoo at 8:08 over and over again? come on I've been watching it for over a week now
or him going noooo about ten seconds after? no? oh ok then
or him going nohaha at 9:07? seriously?
Wanna know how I know pink is Zarya's natural hair colour?
Because heroes never *D Y E*
Blue Shirt Guy u dont get it
Michael Connolly nice joke
Underfresh Sans Then he deletes his comment because he realised how stupid he was.
Michael Connolly usually I don't like puns, but I had to cease my resistance.
Never seen that one before
13:40 I already ship Junkrat and Symmetra, so having these two bicker like a married couple while Bazza messes around and Muselk talks strategy is really amazingly in character
im supposed to be defending the objective but this one symetra keeps spawn camping me
Joseph Palidar Is it thesymettra27?
Yea thesymetra27
Joseph Palidar Some say thesymmetra27 slayed a whole team with one charged shot
Some say thesymetra27 was the first symetra main
lol
I'm going through a really hard time right now. Your videos are helping a lot. Thank you so much!
"I'M JUST MURDERING PPL NOW AND I'M NOT MEANING TO!" Australian Dude, 2017
Bastion is my religion.
Blue Shirt Guy Do you wear the same blue shirt, or do you have multiple?
I accidentally read your profile picture before I read the warning.
What should I do?
xXSeal FactsXx would you spend ten minutes to our lord and father torbjörn?
One day in Turr-eaven a great being we call father torbjörn freed the turretians from utter death by the demons Winston's and the turrets vowed they bullets and barrel to all torbjörn lords. in the mortal world a torbjörn-ian named Engineer, he and his 4 turrets with rpgs and mini-guns on it with 1000000 mini turrets was a hero in all Turr-eaven and when across the mortal world to search for sweden the new torbjörn homeland, a outcasted torbjörn named barik was exiled and banished for being a non-believer and is seen it the outlands of paladin, and by this was the first paragraph(Made up) of Torbjörn book
Leviathan05
Don't worry. Bastianity and Torbism are basically the same thing.
xXSeal FactsXx Yep
When you're on UA-cam 24/7, so you dont need notifications.
14:12 That guy in chat... "Who is muselk?"
I'm offended.
Anyone see Bazza has surpassed Muselk in rank. The student has surpassed the master.
That Michael Rosen song reference at 7:39 is amazing. thank you for that.
"I'm just murdering people right now, and I'm not meaning to!" - Muselk, 2017..... Well, I'll see YOU in court!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDD FUNNNNYYYY XDDDD
Thank you!
I miss these videos and the older overwatch
is "Symettra" the bootleg version of Symmetra or--
wow I'm so original, millions of people haven't pointed that typo out yet hahaha I'm so funny hehehhojohsbhxjabzhhz
The reply was better
E̱hr·lich·keit
* pats you on the head *
Good job. :p
0:17 *Junkrat brutally gets melted while Hanzo sits and watches*
If water is a meme, I can finally say I need memes to survive.
3:01 "Let's have an explosive finish" "Just the -tip- Mercy!"
"Symettra"
New Hero is dope
7:43 OMFG HE KNOWS THE BEAR HUNT BOOK AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God, the We're Going On A Bear Hunt reference. Nice.
TheMrDavidSir I'm surprised that I'm not the only person who got that. It's not like that book is super well known or something. ahhh childhood memories
I read it to my son, it's one of his favourite bed time stories.
TheMrDavidSir I'm suprised
i recognised it instantly and just started screaming it with him
we're going on a bear hunt we're going to catch a big one, we're not scared!
I don't know why, but Elliotts 'well why not?' attitude and Bazz his 'what was happening again?' make for a great combination.
did anyone else notice that muselk puts gullible at the end of his description?
ElitePlayer Fotheringham I was about to start scrolling up, when I realized what ya said lol
Holy shit you son of a bitch
"What even is Overwatch anymore" - BlazingStorm 2017
What is the music of the intro
XD
ducktales moon theme remastered by plasma3music
13:11 "i dont decide when to get water" water decides when it wants to get me
should i get overwatch
Matty Scalo no
Matty Scalo yes
Matty Scalo yes
Why?
Matty Scalo Yes if you wanna get bronze
like your overwatch vids dude. keep going
TYPO, IT'S SYMMETRA NOT SYMETTRA!!! YOU JUST GOT GRAMMAR NAZID!
Aapo Lietsalmi *Nazied, now you got grammer nazied
Aapo Lietsalmi I think it's actually nazi'd but Okay
It's actually Nazzidd
At least we now know what's waiting in the bushes of love, Bazza.
I have 2 legendary junkrat skins. Can I get a poll?
Hayseed or Jester. Comment what I should use
Hayseed
Hayseed
Julian Prignano jester
Julian Prignano hayseed
Julian Prignano jester
3:10 Symetra is just tastin' dat broom!
Has anyone noticed that half of his video names start with The, lol😂😂😂
7:38 We're going on a bear hunt! We're gonna catch a big one!
I speak Arabic but I'm nowhere near being good with Ana
Ozone I speak Arabic and halfway decent with Ana
SkullKid20999 but for some reason I'm good with Mei and I have no asian part in my family
Rafael Lopez what is it mum
Ozone I'm german but can't play rein for shit
SkullKid20999 i speak Arabic and im good with ana
right when pen was about to go to sleep( 3am) gg muselK your vid is tooo good.
If youre reading this comment i hope you have a great day!
You too, friend!
"it's up to good old junkrat to save the day" *dies two seconds later*
wow i'm early i should think of a joke
The Overwatch Ranking System
I've just been sitting here waiting for a new video from muselk, and it's finally here...thank you.
I need healing!
Heal urself u weeb
Genji Shimada i don't
Genji Shimada woooo! this is my jam!!!
You Created a youtube channel for that comment next effort bro
MERCY!!! Where are you?
When i saw the intro clip im like "Yo this video is already a good video" _liked_
Yay muselk I'm Aussie to and live in QLD WHERE IS YOUR STATE
Birchman Gaming 2 yay stalking!
Kaboom TheGreat HEY THATS MY JOB.
Flam3 don't worry bill Cosby! You can go to the gas station next Tuesday!
He's In Sydney.
I laugh so hard at these type of videos, great work Muselk!
Hello people with a sad life scrolling the comments
Hi
How did you know? 😭
William Larson hey there fleshy mammal
hey
William Larson hi
7:38 HE KNOWS THAT SONg
Our teacher had the class stand up and sing it this brought back memories
I think this was like a bear song
I'm a hanzo main
cue the hate comments
Edward Cole nine months and I’m the one and only comment that isn’t hating on you
I miss the memes and just there group playing OW
7:38 did you just make a reference to 'we're going on a bear hunt'
"I need Overwatch rehab for strats"
*two seconds later*
"GOGOGO IM SPAWN CAMPING"
Holy shit I just realized that Young Hanzo skin's viewmodel looks exactly like Sha Lin from Paladins except Sha Lin's viewmodel is shitty
"He's so hurt!" -Moose elk 2k17
It's like a mission in CoD where someone says "I'll be there soon" when it takes them 15 minutes to get there.
I had a competitive match earlier this morning, where one teammate disconnected, then my entire team left, and I was left being spawn camped on the last round as Hanzo. I got Play of the Game somehow.
You can't predict these things in advance to record them.
at 7:22 did anyone else hear the one thousand ana grenades being thrown? XD
That majestic intro music makes me stand up, salute and shed a manly patriotic tear...
3:22
All Hanzo mains in a nutshell
18:13 ye ol bazza hook
When Mercy throwed you off the cliff it depicted just how I feel when someone asks for healing when I'm dead
9:30 if the two em got spooked alright with that glorious vibrato
Musey with Bazza are my favorite combo :D
19:04
When u tried to commit suicide but the doctors bring you back to life :( feelsbadman
bazz going AFK is like my friend saying what and then never texting back
Muselk can you do a series where you play comp with random people
3:48 "FIRE AT... URRRHGH"
In Poland is 22:34 and i really want to go to sleep, well now I WANTED becouse of course i have to watch this film
muselk=50% symmetra 50% strats
I just miss muselk and overwatch why ....... where is my overwatch videos muselk
"Son...you're a Hanzo main."
*Muffled sobbing*
0:50 saddest anime betrayals 2017
My new gaming pc is coming soon! Until then... I gotta watch Muselk!!! 😂
i ahev waited all day for a video! thank you! you are a great youtuber
3:50 that hearthstone player better be using un'goro
Finally a video with other people
Finally back to overwatch, it felt like weeks...
Never thought id hear a Dora the Explora reference on one of the channels I subscribe to be said in a non-sarcastic manner. 7:38
Nvm not dora. Bear hunt.
6:41 woody the cowboy has stop playing overwatch
"The more you relate to someone, the better you play as them." That probably explains why I'm good with Symmetra. We're both autistic.
hey muselk i have a strat. You need a pharah a mercy a lucio a dva a genji and a reinhardt. everyone but the reinhardt flanks the first point(trust me each of those characters can do it) while rein distracts them
Vids with Baz are the best vids
spawn camp begins at 4:40
Holy crap, Muselk you've almost reached 2 million subs!
I love the bear Hunt book its amazing. 😂😂😂
THIS VIDEO IS INVALID IT DOESN'T HAVE STRATEDY AT THE END OF THE TITLE
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Bazza Gazza "The Furry"? I thought not. It's not a story the memers would tell you. Bazza Gazza was a dark master of the memes, so powerful and so wise he could use the memes to influence the hooks to always land. He had such knowledge of the memes he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was roadhogs hook hitting him, which of course, it did. It's ironic he could save others from the hook, but not himself.
I love these videos so much
Muselk: still every bit as allergic as ever to playing the objective
0:06
Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself
2:57 when someone compliments me and i don't know how to take it because it's so rare
3:21 hanzo in a nutshell lol
Muselk - The strat legend
11:48
The Muselk Opera
Lol that supportive thinking part reminded me of Rick from Rick and Morty xD
Have you guys noticed how many of Muselk's titles have "the" as the first world?