*got some LYRICS here:* (Round 1, FIGHT!) (Hoo hoo hoo!) (GET OVER HERE!) Choose your destiny, Flawless victory. (x2) -MORTAL KOMBAT!- So they're finally here, performing for you, if you know the words, you can join in too! (FIGHT!) Put your hands together, if you wanna clap, as we take you through this -MORTAL KOMBAT!- HUH! D K! DONKEY KONG! D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2) -Liu Kang Walnuts -Sonya Peanuts -Jax Pineapple -Kitana Smells -Jade Grapes -Sub-Zero Melons -Scorpion Oranges -Cyrax The coconut shells -Smoke HE -Sheeva HE HAS -Motaro (Mwahahahahaha!) He's the leader of the bunch, You know him well! He's finally back, To kick some tail (HYAH!) His coconut gun, can fire in spurts! If he dongs ya (TOASTY!) It's MORTAL KOMBAT! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew (..finish him..) HUH! D K! DONKEY KONG! D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2) -Liu Kang Walnuts -Sonya Peanuts -Jax Pineapple -Kitana Smells -Jade Grapes -Sub-Zero Melons -Scorpion Oranges -Cyrax The coconut shells -Smoke HE -Sheeva HE HAS -Motaro BRUTALITY He has no style. ANIMALITY He has no grace. FATALITY Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-This kong has a SUPERB face! Just for you! FIGHT! HUH! D K! DONKEY KONG! D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2) Choose your destiny.... DONKEY KONG! You will never win, muahahahaha! -Liu Kang Walnuts -Sonya Peanuts -Jax Pineapple -Kitana Smells -Jade Grapes -Sub-Zero Melons -Scorpion Oranges -Cyrax The coconut shells -Smoke HE -Sheeva HE HAS -Motaro FINALLY! He's here for you, It's the last member of the DK crew! (FIGHT! -Are you ready?) Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny! Can make a Pokémon Trainer cry "MORTAL KOMBAT!" Can pick up a DK with relative ease! Makes crushing DONGS seem such a breeze! HE MAY HAVE STYLE, HE MAY HAVE GRACE, BUT THIS NINJA HAS ONE HELL OF A FACE C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and MORTAL KOMBAT! Aw ye!
And now we're finally here Fighting for you If you know the moves You can rip spines too Put your combos together If you wanna kill As we take you through This murderous thrill!
Fatality 1: Palm Plantation - DK breaks a coconut over his own head, then leaps into the air. He comes down palm-first, smacking the enemy so hard it embeds them in the ground. He then backs up and uses the Spinning Kong to rip the enemy's upper body off and send it flying into the air. Fatality 2: Konga Beatdown - DK claps his hands to the beat of mysterious jungle music, delivering a punch that rips off one of the enemy's limbs instead of a clap every first beat of a measure. He continues until they resemble the Black Knight of Monty Python fame, then finishes them off with a Headbutt that splits their cranium open. X-Ray: Wind Up and Pitch - DK attempts to grab the opponent. If he succeeds, he hoists them overhead and hurls them away, then charges up a Giant Punch. He pauses to run at the enemy and uppercut them into the air, smashing their lower jaw in the process. He continues winding up the Giant Punch, but pauses again to juggle the enemy with a head swing, breaking their legs. Finally, he waits for the enemy to hit the ground before finally unleashing his Giant Punch and caving in their ribcage.
***** That's exactly what's being said. It was a pun on Scorpion being a ninja in the pokemon universe, since he and Red (Pokemon Trainer) had a serious bout during End Game 9, to which Scorps won.
Finally he's here for you it's the last member of the DK Kroo. This Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny can make a Pokemon trainer cry MORTAL KOMBAT! He can Pick up a DK with relative ease Makes crushing dong seem such a breeze. He may have style he may have grace but this ninja has one hell of a face!
This is one of those things that shouldn't exist. It defies the logic of the internet. And yet it fits together and flows so well that I am glad it does. But I am very conflicted.
VGCW actually using this is ridiculous. And beautiful. Maybe someday we'll have them using the It Has to be This Way Reincarnation Mix for a fight between Kanji and Armstrong.
Shadow The Hedgdurg What about the T-Rex one where their arms are shoved into their chest just a lil bit? That one, without blood, aint TOO bad... or what about the one where they're sucked into hell and tormented forever, but instead of blood and guts, its just coconuts and banana peels and all that good shit?
This is pretty awesome. Funny how both of these songs gets mixed with stuff, but you don't see them both together. It's probably one of my favorite mixes of yours so far. Either way, keep at it man.
I had to subscribe ***** , this is such an amazing remix! I didn't know I needed this in my life still a friend referred it to me. ....now all I need is a 10 hour version and then I'm all set for Expanding Dong. XD
this made my coconut gun fire in bursts
i'm gonna clean up
If it shoots ya, you're gonna barf.
+Dogan I just swallow.
Iron Pineapple So this is where you came from! hahaha
It’s good to know you and I have the same shit taste.
But I thought coconut guns fire in _spurts_
HE MAY HAVE STYLE
HE MAY HAVE GRACE
BUT THIS NINJA HAS
ONE HELL OF A FACE
HE CAN USE FINISHERS
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS HOOK OUT
TO FIGHT YOU
M.K. MORTAL KOMBAT
M.K. MORTAL KOMBAT'S HERE
This Kong has a SUPERB face, just for you
S.R.
SHIRAI RYU
S.R.
SHIRAI RYU IS HERE
Donkey Kong's fatality is called expand dong
THIS IS SO SLICK.
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
if yesterday was a weekend day i would've reinstalled mahvel and all the dlc just to play with you
Yo, I've been meaning to ask you. You got a skype? 'Cause you can hear the crap I'm coming up with all the time if you add me there.
No my mum told me to stay away from strange people like you.
Lythero If you wanted some candy handed to you suggestively out of the passenger window of a van, all you had to do was ask. :y
Donkey Kong DLC if you pre-order Mortal Kombat X.
...I sense the beginnings of a new replacement for Space Jam....
***** well then its..A NEW SPACE JAM!
Dong Jam
***** BUT WHAT IF DONG JAM WAS EXPANDED?
***** EXPANDING DONG JAM!
...aka viagra jam
Now I want pineapples and coconut guns in MKX.
New finisher: *FRUITALITY*
We're gonna need to take "Self Defense Against Fruit" classes again, aren't we?
Just have Donkey Kong be a Mortal Kombat DLC character
Dillo64 Hey dude do you like armadillos and the nintendo 64?
OfDaSouth
What a weirdly specific question of which I have never been asked before. As for the answer, it is 42.
Dillo64 Aye, verily!
Donkey Kong DLC confirmed, with Bigger, Faster, and Stronger variations, too.
He's the first member of the DK Crew Dlc.
It would certainly get people buying the Switch version.
Too bad there's no Harder or Better variations.
"Put your hands together, if you wanna clap, I will take you through this MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Genius..
VintageSteelo don’t you mean KONGBAT?
I want someone to hack this into every fighting game that ever existed.
That wouldn't make sense for a lot of games.
Geometry Dash Agent It would make all the sense it needs to make.
lol64min Get Tekken tag Tournament 2 on PS3 or 360. Download an MP3 of this. There you go, just set it to every stage and menu. :p
***** Not a fighting game but yes, all my yes.
***** True, yeah.
*got some LYRICS here:*
(Round 1, FIGHT!)
(Hoo hoo hoo!)
(GET OVER HERE!)
Choose your destiny,
Flawless victory. (x2)
-MORTAL KOMBAT!-
So they're finally here,
performing for you,
if you know the words,
you can join in too! (FIGHT!)
Put your hands together,
if you wanna clap,
as we take you through this
-MORTAL KOMBAT!-
HUH!
D K! DONKEY KONG!
D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2)
-Liu Kang
Walnuts
-Sonya
Peanuts
-Jax
Pineapple
-Kitana
Smells
-Jade
Grapes
-Sub-Zero
Melons
-Scorpion
Oranges
-Cyrax
The coconut shells
-Smoke
HE
-Sheeva
HE HAS
-Motaro
(Mwahahahahaha!)
He's the leader of the bunch,
You know him well!
He's finally back,
To kick some tail
(HYAH!)
His coconut gun,
can fire in spurts!
If he dongs ya (TOASTY!)
It's MORTAL KOMBAT!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
(..finish him..)
HUH!
D K! DONKEY KONG!
D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2)
-Liu Kang
Walnuts
-Sonya
Peanuts
-Jax
Pineapple
-Kitana
Smells
-Jade
Grapes
-Sub-Zero
Melons
-Scorpion
Oranges
-Cyrax
The coconut shells
-Smoke
HE
-Sheeva
HE HAS
-Motaro
BRUTALITY
He has no style.
ANIMALITY
He has no grace.
FATALITY
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-This kong has a
SUPERB face!
Just for you!
FIGHT!
HUH!
D K! DONKEY KONG!
D K! DONKEY KONG IS HERE! (x2)
Choose your destiny....
DONKEY KONG!
You will never win, muahahahaha!
-Liu Kang
Walnuts
-Sonya
Peanuts
-Jax
Pineapple
-Kitana
Smells
-Jade
Grapes
-Sub-Zero
Melons
-Scorpion
Oranges
-Cyrax
The coconut shells
-Smoke
HE
-Sheeva
HE HAS
-Motaro
FINALLY! He's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK crew! (FIGHT! -Are you ready?)
Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Pokémon Trainer cry "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Can pick up a DK with relative ease!
Makes crushing DONGS seem such a breeze!
HE MAY HAVE STYLE,
HE MAY HAVE GRACE,
BUT THIS NINJA
HAS
ONE
HELL OF A FACE
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and MORTAL KOMBAT!
Aw ye!
HE HAS NO MOVESET
HE HAS NO FATALITY
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY BABTALITY
Mortal Dongbat.
Oh yeah Mr.Krabs
The Golden Hybrid AAAAAHHHHHH
🌚🌚🌚
The Golden Hybrid OH GOD, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER
OF THE D-K CREW
'o'
+Crucillus Thorn
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS NINJA WILL DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE
It's raining on Mount Fuji
+Cardi Jey can u not
Cardi Jey the fuck does that mean?
I'm sorry, but "This Ninja has one hell of a face" is the most ridiculously badass and badassly ridiculous boast in history.
Flawless Dong
I know that png.
oof
need your pfp sauces
Fighting Styles:
1) Dong Expander
2) Coconut Gunner
3) Smashing Kong
4) 16- bit
CG.
Coconut Gun.
DD.
Donkey Dong
"Choose your destiny.
Donkey Kong.
You will never win muahahaha"
That was brilliant xD
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE MK CREW!
dat spy KREW*
He's the first ninja of the Shirai Ryu!
I saw it all live.
It was magical.
You have done us a great service today.
any idea if the match is somewhere here on youtube? twitch maybe?
TheIncredibleMasterE off topic, but I really get a kick out of your profile pic. XD
Scorpion is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Donkey Kong likes bananas. Donkey Kong will win.
He got obliterated actually. :< I wanted him to win, too, tho.
Rip DK
@@BotanicSage *casually forgets dk punched the moon*
@@sleepydeeznuts Read again slowly, power scaler.
I didn't know how much I wanted this until now.
Godspeed.
Repiteo HD that profile pic. ;_;\
+lolpl0000 r.i.p Brawl In the Family
8 bit Drummer sent me here. NGL, really love it!
This is what playing ferra/torr must feel like.
Put your hands together
if you wanna clap
as we take you through
this MORTAL KOMBAAAT!
Amazing.
And now we're finally here
Fighting for you
If you know the moves
You can rip spines too
Put your combos together
If you wanna kill
As we take you through
This murderous thrill!
yes
6 years later and this IS STILL so underrated. Goddamn!
HUH
M K MORTAL KOMBAT
M K MORTAL KOMBAT’S HERE
Then theres chunky...
...he's dead
Fatality 1: Palm Plantation - DK breaks a coconut over his own head, then leaps into the air. He comes down palm-first, smacking the enemy so hard it embeds them in the ground. He then backs up and uses the Spinning Kong to rip the enemy's upper body off and send it flying into the air.
Fatality 2: Konga Beatdown - DK claps his hands to the beat of mysterious jungle music, delivering a punch that rips off one of the enemy's limbs instead of a clap every first beat of a measure. He continues until they resemble the Black Knight of Monty Python fame, then finishes them off with a Headbutt that splits their cranium open.
X-Ray: Wind Up and Pitch - DK attempts to grab the opponent. If he succeeds, he hoists them overhead and hurls them away, then charges up a Giant Punch. He pauses to run at the enemy and uppercut them into the air, smashing their lower jaw in the process. He continues winding up the Giant Punch, but pauses again to juggle the enemy with a head swing, breaking their legs. Finally, he waits for the enemy to hit the ground before finally unleashing his Giant Punch and caving in their ribcage.
And there it is. The song that will be playing non stop when I play Mortal Kombat X next month.
This brings a smile to my face
On behalf of the VGCW community, I gotta say thanks Sage.
This is pretty fucking awesome.
Make more VGCW based mixs
What exactly is being said at 3:04? All I hear is "This Greninja's so strong", but it sounds like they're supposed to be saying something else.
***** That's exactly what's being said. It was a pun on Scorpion being a ninja in the pokemon universe, since he and Red (Pokemon Trainer) had a serious bout during End Game 9, to which Scorps won.
***** Better nerf my dong.
***** Ramsay Batt Better n3rf my slam-dongk, expansion-pak-included, coconut-cream-pie-included Donkey Shlong-Dong.
SHORELY YU JESTIN Shieet
Ramsay Batt With extra coconut cream pies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Finally he's here for you
it's the last member of the DK Kroo.
This Greninja's so strong, it isn't funny
can make a Pokemon trainer cry MORTAL KOMBAT!
He can Pick up a DK with relative ease
Makes crushing dong seem such a breeze.
He may have style
he may have grace
but this ninja
has one hell of a face!
HE HAD NO STYLE
HE HAD NO GRACE
THIS KONG NO LONGER HAS A FACE
"I didn't think they'd actually play it during the match, but they did! HE HE!*"
The VGCW world thanks you lord Sage
This is one of those things that shouldn't exist. It defies the logic of the internet.
And yet it fits together and flows so well that I am glad it does. But I am very conflicted.
VGCW actually using this is ridiculous. And beautiful. Maybe someday we'll have them using the It Has to be This Way Reincarnation Mix for a fight between Kanji and Armstrong.
The match wasn't all that great, but this song made it an absolute joy to watch. Thanks BS!
Would DK's fatality be showering his opponent in coconut creampies?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh yu
I love this way more than I should. Stumbling through UA-cam is the best way to discover treasures!
I miss VGCW so much
Welp, this was amazing! Never knew this would mash together so well!
His only fatality is named "Expand Dong".
You never fail to make a good mashup BotanicSage
Thank you. This has been the best mash up i've heard in a very long time. ever since triple-q went rogue...
this never gets old. such a great mashup
THANK YOU BOTANICSAGPAI!!!! you have made my day!
Is it wrong that I really want Donkey Kong as a guest fighter in MKX?
That be amazing.
ccghidorah1 There must be a MKX on Wii U and D.K. must be a guess DLC!
I, uhh... Don't think Nintendo would let donkey kong go through some of those fatalities...
+Ultellen Nocnir some? SOME? I don't think they want him to get ANY fatality!
Shadow The Hedgdurg What about the T-Rex one where their arms are shoved into their chest just a lil bit? That one, without blood, aint TOO bad...
or what about the one where they're sucked into hell and tormented forever, but instead of blood and guts, its just coconuts and banana peels and all that good shit?
I love this so much!
This is one of the best DK rap mashup's I've heard. Most times people just throw the song in, but this is really nice
Didn't realize I needed this in my life.
Thank you.
Absolutely sublime.
loved it. Keep up the good work, Sage
This is pretty awesome. Funny how both of these songs gets mixed with stuff, but you don't see them both together. It's probably one of my favorite mixes of yours so far. Either way, keep at it man.
Holy shit Tre. This was really damn good.
This is one of the most 90's sounding things ever made. I love it.
Clever, funny, and also sounds good. I'm sure you saw it but the chat during the match went absolutely nuts.
THIS CHANNEL MAKES ME SO GODDAMN HAPPY!
Why have I not heard about this until now?
This is awesome.
You, sir, have won an up rate and a subscribe for mashing up two of the best videogame themes in the history of videogame themes.
This has made my week
Mixing Funky's theme in here is a subtle touch, but extremely effective!
Why is everything you make so fantastic?
These are always just so perfect..
Damn this is slick, amazing job per usual.
Bless your soul BotanicSage you are a genius among dong expanding men.
"KITANA SMELLS" lives rent free in my head to this day. She got done dirty.
I wasn't aware how much I needed this
This is... amazing. A Flawless Victory.
This mashup goes super perfectly well together!😄👌
How does this work so well!?!? I LOVE IT!
😍😍🤩🤩🤘🤘
The Remix i never thought i needed
i watched the entire thing and i dont regret it in the slightest. what a masterpiece.
I had to subscribe ***** , this is such an amazing remix!
I didn't know I needed this in my life still a friend referred it to me.
....now all I need is a 10 hour version and then I'm all set for Expanding Dong. XD
Beyond space and time, the expanding of Dong is a true infinity within my body.
in awe at the ingenuity of this man
absolute madlad
THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.
"Shao Khan has challenged DK Realm to Mortal Kombat"
*There were no survivors.*
SHAO KONG
LIU KONG
KONG LAU
GET OVER *HE*
Oh man, this made the match so hype since the Rap was finally freed for one match.
My god. This is glorious.
Literally bringing two parts of my childhood together with this one.
Videos like this make me wish I could like it more than once.
I couldn't stop laughing at that sneaky "Toasty" you slipped in there.
This is one of the greatest ideas ever.
This is just too good
Oh, this is incredible.
What a great time to be alive
The original versions of these songs are dead to me. This is the only version I will listen to for the rest of my life.
Why is this such a banger?
The fact that this popped up for me six*** years late is disappointing... but i love this.
rumors says johnny cage's x-ray move changed in MK 10 because DK Expansion's pack was unbeatable.
Put your hands together if you want if you want to clap, as we take you through this MORTAAAL KOMBAAAAAAT
WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL
Put your hands together
if you wanna clap
as we take you through
this MORTAL KOMBAT.
Legendary.
Best damn jam i have ever heard.
I'm so glad the greedy copyright companies haven't claimed this. This is such a fine tune. *BlessRNG*
This is too good
FLAWLESS REMIX MISTER!!!
Using Funky's Fugue for a Mortal Kombat Mashup is so damn clever and really elevates this.
Holy fuck these mix well. Amazing job.
this is great
You are a true hero.