Batman Rogue Files: Kite Man

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  • Опубліковано 3 вер 2022
  • Did Kite Man Become Plastic Man? Does Poison Ivy marry Kite Man? How did Kite Man become Kite Man? Who is Kite Man's nemesis?
    These questions and more will be answered here in Batman Rogue Files. But not all of them, honestly I type the character name into google and these are the most popular google search questions, I do this to boost my search results. but generally they are general questions and get covered, not really these ones today....so....Sorry about that. the Poison Ivy thing is from the Harley Quinn series and between that and the War of Jokes and Riddles storyline by Tom King have really put Kite Man on the map. He won my fan write in poll for who to feature this week. So that is a huge achievement for this one time joke of a character
    Today's Subject is Charlie Brown, better known as Kite Man. And yes, his name is Charles Brown and Charlie Brown always had a hard time flying a kite....so it had to have been intentional.
    Batman outside of any other hero (except maybe Spider-man) has the greatest Rogues Gallery in all of comics. What makes a superhero with reading about for years and years is his villains. Sure Batman is great, but would he be as memorable without the likes of The Joker, Mr. Freeze, Two-Face, Catwoman and The Riddler? Or Ra's Al Ghul, Scarcrow, The Penguin, poison Ivy or Harley Quinn? See? Just like that I listed ten villains all of which are well known and in huge films or video games? Bane, Deadshot, Croc, Zsasz, Black Mask. You still know who I'm talking about don't you? And these are well before I get into Calendar Man, White Whale, Firefly and Maxie Zeus.
    For Better or For worse, Batman has an incredible rogues gallery. So, Join me in a weekly series of shorts where I introduce you to these villains one by one so that you can have a better understanding of just who it is that Batman is sending off to Arkham Asylum month after month.
    #batman #kiteman #villains #dc #comics #dccomics #arkham #rogues #voiceacting #comicbooks #brucewayne #hellyeah #roguefiles
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    These rogue files were written by Me, with knowledge from the comics. The Voiceover was done by me and I also edited this. All art is, of course, property of it's copyright holders, I may have made a tweak here or there but I am incredibly untalented artistically. To think I could have drawn any of this is laughable.
    and that is the Batman Animated Series theme song by Danny Elfman.
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  • @HaussmannComics
    @HaussmannComics  Рік тому +63

    Batman Rogue Files Playlist: ua-cam.com/play/PL-Nlbi7vrFfFfPbDIsWJs2BpxkkCUwm0a.html

    • @ten-thousandbees8453
      @ten-thousandbees8453 Рік тому

      Do you think you can do "Dr. Doom countermeasures DC universe"? He's proven to have better Prep-skills then Batman himself.

  • @jadenjones439
    @jadenjones439 Рік тому +1288

    Damn I thought he was just a joke villain 😭😭😭

    • @HaussmannComics
      @HaussmannComics  Рік тому +279

      He used to be....and somewhat still is. But Tom King really did well to reinvent him for The War of Jokes and Riddles storyline

    • @Crinjester
      @Crinjester Рік тому +7

      Time for a ratio

    • @castrocyborg8805
      @castrocyborg8805 Рік тому +6

      @@HaussmannComics wish he also get Eraser

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому +13

      Always thought the the seedless villains are sea list and Canon for the same reason they're the seedless in the real world they just never got popular and were able to be threatening enough to commit serious crime

    • @danielmiller1488
      @danielmiller1488 Рік тому +10

      Honestly he kind of is. He’s the equivalent of that customer who asks for a drink cup and nothing else. Weird, but barely an inconvenience

  • @TheOutlawed1000
    @TheOutlawed1000 Рік тому +700

    “I don’t rank him as a very high threat.”
    Kite Man: All according to plan.

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому +1

      Come on cake man. Literally a unplanned breeze or a well thrown battering can bring you down

    • @zordonelite
      @zordonelite Рік тому +4

      @@thedbdentity2102 you say that but wait for everyone's guard is down and he'll destroy the world

    • @kiteman4913
      @kiteman4913 Рік тому

      You may be on to something

    • @rave123456v
      @rave123456v Рік тому +1

      Batman: I don't consider him a high threat
      Kite Man: Too Bad Poison Ivy don't think so

  • @GangurEXE
    @GangurEXE Рік тому +397

    I like how Batman conviniently skips the fact that he himself was responsible for Kiteman being caught in the war between Joker and Riddler

    • @supercamborg4218
      @supercamborg4218 Рік тому +11

      What did Batman do?

    • @TheEasyRedRider
      @TheEasyRedRider Рік тому +64

      @@supercamborg4218 He threatened Kite Man, who at this point was one of Joker's henchmen, to make a meeting between the Joker and him, and it just continously escalated.

    • @supercamborg4218
      @supercamborg4218 Рік тому +11

      @@TheEasyRedRider oh dear

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Рік тому +13

      I'm in the guy was working for the Joker like you should never be in a position to work with him ever if you value the lives of anyone you love

    • @friendlyblackperson
      @friendlyblackperson Рік тому +6

      @@plantainsame2049 but you can’t just say no to the joker

  • @GRIMLOCK07
    @GRIMLOCK07 Рік тому +11

    I can hear an Adult Lucy now:
    *_"That BLOCKHEAD became a Villain??"_*

  • @Nico-711
    @Nico-711 Рік тому +30

    Kite man has actually been holding back all this time and could solo any verse

  • @bagginsfrodos
    @bagginsfrodos Рік тому +143

    The fact that Batman uses his catchphrase 😀 excellent content

    • @HaussmannComics
      @HaussmannComics  Рік тому +24

      It's almost impossible for me to say Kite Man without following it up with a Hell Yeah

  • @bowlingpin3092
    @bowlingpin3092 Рік тому +74

    Truly the most dangerous villian

  • @NickyLunaLove
    @NickyLunaLove Рік тому +32

    Not only that but apparently he’s also a rather healthy partner in a relationship lmao

  • @angelhurtado55
    @angelhurtado55 Рік тому +55

    batman used the kiteman's kite? what fuxk?
    and I bet he be like: this is actually better than my gliders

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 Рік тому +2

      IIRC that's literally true and he made a Bat-Kite later

    • @angelhurtado55
      @angelhurtado55 Рік тому +1

      @@driveasandwich6734 guess guess is respect where is due

  • @ontoya1
    @ontoya1 Рік тому +29

    As an aspiring paraglider and hang glider I'm glad to know that kite man had a bigger role than his meme tends to portray. Honestly I had no idea he had such a big role in the war of jokes and riddles never read that comic I've only heard about it over UA-cam and no mostly of his character through the Harley TV show which is obviously an exaggeration

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 Рік тому +4

    Kite Man is such a threat that he is the only Rogue File that doesn't need a way to beat him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YoushouldNOW221
    @YoushouldNOW221 Рік тому +10

    I honestly really like that his catch phrase comes from his son flying a kite

  • @AlofKitler
    @AlofKitler Рік тому +4

    Cause of death?
    A kite.

  • @RedBoy747
    @RedBoy747 Рік тому +4

    Kite man is one of those people you'll always find enduring no matter what they do.

  • @Beisenterg
    @Beisenterg Рік тому +4

    And that's why he's my favourite villain

  • @hazy_hermit
    @hazy_hermit Рік тому +3

    I'd love for Kite man to be rebooted as a hero keeping that background of the riddler/joker killing his son
    Batman's in trouble against some villain and you just hear a 'hell yeah!' Before kite man swoops down and kicks ass

  • @A_Commenting_Derp-face
    @A_Commenting_Derp-face Рік тому +33

    Kite Man, Hell yeah!!

  • @granziii12
    @granziii12 Рік тому +6

    How accurate is the KiteMan in Harley Quinn to his actual character? Cuz right now, that's all I got to go on.

  • @chrisbellef
    @chrisbellef Рік тому +7

    Day 12 of asking for batman Contingencies for homelander and black noir

  • @gaychainsaw646
    @gaychainsaw646 Рік тому +3

    "He specalizes in Aerodynamics"
    *proceeds to makes the least Aetodynamic Car*

  • @irishv1ncecuh517
    @irishv1ncecuh517 Рік тому +2

    Joker:OH GO FLY A KITE

  • @boneman9751
    @boneman9751 Рік тому +55

    Hell yeah.
    Edit: thanks man, appreciate you taking my suggestion. Now if you’ll excuse me:
    *Ahem*
    Condiment king. Do it, you won’t.

    • @HaussmannComics
      @HaussmannComics  Рік тому +4

      Condiment king got a surprising amount of votes, top 5. He will be in the vote for next week

    • @ontoya1
      @ontoya1 Рік тому +1

      @@HaussmannComics HELL YEA

  • @jacobemming407
    @jacobemming407 Рік тому +3

    I remember being mad that the Harley Quinn series made me like kite man.

  • @nubychuriz117
    @nubychuriz117 8 місяців тому +1

    "I don't rank him as a very high threat"
    Kite-man then proceeds to get godly powers in a teen titans comic

  • @samslash9
    @samslash9 Рік тому +5

    I love these. The voice is perfect

  • @murkypotato6410
    @murkypotato6410 Рік тому +2

    Hell yeah!

  • @bushido5889
    @bushido5889 Рік тому +1

    I love campy themed villains and Kiteman may as well be the gold standard for goofy designs that surprisingly tie in to backstories
    Hell yeah 🥲

  • @BigmanHagfish
    @BigmanHagfish Рік тому +1

    Kitemans story was honestly pretty sad yet heartwarming

  • @mitchellcleveland6182
    @mitchellcleveland6182 Рік тому +1

    I have a hard time believing Batman would ever call kitemana villain, maybe more of a nuisance if that.

  • @XxstrawmanxX
    @XxstrawmanxX Рік тому

    The only reason kiteman isn't a treat is because he keeps to the team that he and his son bonded over

  • @themr.mysteriousshadow82
    @themr.mysteriousshadow82 Рік тому +1

    In the comics along with Harley Quinn show you would think he's a big joke character but an actuality he really got the dark past and a little understandable on why he's the way he is especially if they went deeper into the show showing that he is really depressed trying to keep the Carefree attitude

  • @kevinfrench9866
    @kevinfrench9866 Рік тому

    Lucy kept pulling those footballs from him and one day he just snapped.

  • @zacharytaylor5360
    @zacharytaylor5360 Рік тому

    “I don’t rank him as a high threat. I’m sure he wouldn’t either.”

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 Рік тому +1

    So one of the Peanuts became a supervilain.

  • @QuestioningYourSanity
    @QuestioningYourSanity Рік тому

    Kiteman: Always flying under the radar.

  • @paprickachicken5277
    @paprickachicken5277 Рік тому +1

    You forget he gassed multiple buildings

  • @conman_yt7999
    @conman_yt7999 Рік тому +1

    Batman: also he's the best part of Harley Quinn

  • @alfonsopina3976
    @alfonsopina3976 Рік тому

    Just Another Outstanding Impression of Kevin Conroy as Batman

  • @voidpunkprincess
    @voidpunkprincess Рік тому +2

    One of the few to defeat Batman...

    • @bungodmundo
      @bungodmundo Рік тому +2

      This guys not even kidding.
      Kite Man managed to capture Batman in his first heist

  • @Datboi_23
    @Datboi_23 Рік тому +1

    Kite Man.
    Hell yeah.

  • @kennylunacy
    @kennylunacy Рік тому

    I hadn't heard of him until the Harley Quinn series came out. He pulled Poison Ivy, Hell Yeah.

  • @kiwwat4139
    @kiwwat4139 8 місяців тому +1

    The fact that his name is Charles Brown XD

  • @jeremycase3047
    @jeremycase3047 Рік тому +1

    The end panel 💀😭

  • @chrisl8277
    @chrisl8277 Рік тому

    Batman kept saying "hell yeah" except on rainy days

  • @cavareenvius7886
    @cavareenvius7886 Рік тому

    Batman is covering Kite Man. The world is not ready for the true power of Kite Man and Batman knows it.

  • @samuru101
    @samuru101 Рік тому +1

    Kiteman is my favorite DC character.

  • @devontehall9031
    @devontehall9031 Рік тому +1

    I don't think Tom King's run on Batman was good but I'll admit he did get me to care about Kite-man.

  • @xeroabyss9597
    @xeroabyss9597 Рік тому +1

    DC has some of the silliest villains.

  • @Ando1428
    @Ando1428 Рік тому +1

    Kiteman origins were sad as fuck. Kite man hell yeah.

  • @kildaver
    @kildaver 3 місяці тому

    Charles Brown, Jr. Charlie Brown. 🤯

  • @thedbdentity2102
    @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому

    A accurately thrown battering bring some down quite quickly

  • @gagtjs
    @gagtjs Рік тому +3

    What comic series is that? Looks interesting!

  • @mykaelnyx8821
    @mykaelnyx8821 Рік тому

    Kite band is at best an incredibly minor villain. You leave him alone!

  • @angelmcclees9401
    @angelmcclees9401 Рік тому +1

    Kite....man???? Oh Bruce. Bruce. Leave that man alone. His name Bruce. His name. Dammit Bruce!

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 Рік тому +1

    He banged Poison Ivy, say whatever the hell you want about him, but he banged Poison Ivy, for that he has my respect

  • @Pikazilla
    @Pikazilla Рік тому +1

    Kiteman: I fly with a kite, although that's technically gliding.
    Killermoth: I fly like a moth.
    Firefly: I fly with a jetpack, which is a flamethrower. Also, I use normal flamethrowers.
    Kiteman: :|

  • @Unseen_Sight
    @Unseen_Sight Рік тому

    Batman countermeasures: John Wick

  • @germans_lol7259
    @germans_lol7259 Рік тому

    I cant beleive he is actually dangerous

  • @justaperson866
    @justaperson866 Рік тому

    That last panel 💀

  • @Mr.Speebus
    @Mr.Speebus Рік тому +1

    CHARLES BROWN? bro charlie brown reference!

  • @gthooyman
    @gthooyman Рік тому +1

    Then they make a Charlie Brown joke character plot relevant

  • @demetripresley7329
    @demetripresley7329 Рік тому

    And in the brave and the bold kite man was turned into plastic man after a nasty incident with a vat of chemicals

  • @TheSushiandme
    @TheSushiandme Рік тому +1

    Best Villian 😀

  • @godzillaboy021
    @godzillaboy021 5 місяців тому

    I'm still stunned that Kite-Man's actual name is a reference to the Peanuts character of the same name!!

    • @HaussmannComics
      @HaussmannComics  5 місяців тому +1

      In a way it's cathartic to see a Charlie Brown that has success with kites

  • @robertmalmkar8804
    @robertmalmkar8804 Рік тому

    I love the idea that batman just said hell yeah and the space was him thinking to himself "shit I said that out loud gotta play it off" and then stated that it's kiteman's catchphrase

  • @harrisondietrich4698
    @harrisondietrich4698 Рік тому

    Batman countermeasures Ghostbusters

  • @bmarpit8412
    @bmarpit8412 Рік тому +2

    Please make Batman countermeasures for characters of the boys

  • @k_tess
    @k_tess Рік тому

    Day 2: Teddy Roosevelt contingency plans

  • @bby0dalegomaster636
    @bby0dalegomaster636 Рік тому

    Batman counter measures boba fett

    • @HaussmannComics
      @HaussmannComics  Рік тому

      Have you seen the films? That guy pretty much took himself out.
      Though it's going on the list

  • @dandebles3051
    @dandebles3051 Рік тому +1

    His name is literally Charlie Brown…..

  • @Karlos1234ify
    @Karlos1234ify Рік тому

    Kite Man, hell yeah!

  • @mysteryjunkie9808
    @mysteryjunkie9808 Рік тому

    How to beat him. Make sure there’s no wind that day

  • @bruv.2214
    @bruv.2214 Рік тому

    Me before watching: what a stupid villain
    Me after watching: Kite man movie when

  • @matthewschwartz6607
    @matthewschwartz6607 Рік тому

    Kite-Man? HELL,NO!

  • @its_ya_ma
    @its_ya_ma Рік тому

    Kite man, Hell yeah!

  • @Wrigls_vr
    @Wrigls_vr Рік тому

    Kite man, hell yeah

  • @MaxAndCheese0917
    @MaxAndCheese0917 Рік тому

    The Justin hammer scene…🧐perfect

  • @Rashaed
    @Rashaed Рік тому +2

    Wait a minute… One of Batman’s villains is Charlie Brown?

  • @mikeyoshi820
    @mikeyoshi820 Рік тому

    The best batman villain:

  • @idioticsugar4006
    @idioticsugar4006 Рік тому

    Harley quinn 2019 end up making me absolutely love kite man
    He was annoying at first he became one of the best characthers and a really appealing underdog story for me later on

  • @christophergrooms7969
    @christophergrooms7969 Рік тому +1

    How did Kiteman get his name Charles Brown? Charlie Brown from the Peanuts had issues with flying kites.

  • @wasntwas
    @wasntwas Рік тому +4

    Kite man's story is real sad, he's just a dad who made some poor choices, then got caught up in something too big for him

    • @poppyfan2842
      @poppyfan2842 11 місяців тому

      Then in the Harley Quinn tv show his fiancé legit cheated on him with a girl who constantly bullied him.

  • @theimperviousfirecracker7934

    I hope Kite-man makes an appearance in the next Hypothetical Robert Pattinson 'the BATMAN' movie.

  • @jamesmcclaren9759
    @jamesmcclaren9759 Рік тому

    Bro I think poisoning a kid to death is enough reason to bump off riddler.. don’t you think, Batman?

  • @Jerry-ev2dp
    @Jerry-ev2dp Рік тому +2

    Wait his name is literally Charlie Brown

  • @jamesoleary9958
    @jamesoleary9958 Рік тому +2

    Why are his only lines "kite man" and "hell yeah" 💀

  • @wulfbooy
    @wulfbooy Рік тому

    To the average dude, in the dc zombie universe, kite man would suck. Imagine just walking down the street then boom grabbed by a bunch of zombies riding kites.

  • @flamingcroatan3739
    @flamingcroatan3739 Рік тому

    KITE MAN HELL YEAH!

  • @merkaronisalad9501
    @merkaronisalad9501 Рік тому

    Not a very HIGH threat? Kites get pretty high last time I checked. Pffttt.

  • @TheRobinWithWit
    @TheRobinWithWit Рік тому +1

    KITE MAN IS THE BEST DC VILLAIN, PROVE ME WRONG.

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 Рік тому

    You all saw Deadpool in that war collage shot, right?🤯

  • @FearlesSLaughteR1
    @FearlesSLaughteR1 Рік тому

    HELL YEAH.

  • @jaredflynn3750
    @jaredflynn3750 Рік тому

    I hope kite man got his revenge in some way shape or form I guess Batman probably wouldn't let him if he was trying to kill the guy or whatever probably talked him into being the bigger guy or whatever but I hope he actually flatlined who was responsible

  • @supremedak_god619
    @supremedak_god619 7 місяців тому

    Common Kiteman W

  • @krystopherguadalupe1760
    @krystopherguadalupe1760 Рік тому

    Hell yea

  • @prestonreed7194
    @prestonreed7194 Рік тому

    Love Batman 📂

  • @BluShiGuy
    @BluShiGuy Рік тому

    Hell yeah

  • @gary9346
    @gary9346 Рік тому +1

    HELL YEAH

  • @toddbryan5818
    @toddbryan5818 Рік тому

    Still haven’t done Joker