My Girlfriend Doesn't Think I'm Manly Enough

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  • @justinvarghese6852
    @justinvarghese6852 2 місяці тому +2914

    the mikeyverse is slowly expanding with all these alternate claires and mikeys

    • @guardianvalor962
      @guardianvalor962 2 місяці тому +137

      Would love to see a Supportive Claire meets Manipulative Claire crossover

    • @M0Bk
      @M0Bk 2 місяці тому +44

      Claire into The Mikeyverse would be a great movie

    • @rezaldi1419
      @rezaldi1419 2 місяці тому +6

      i miss Emily

    • @PhoenixRemastered18
      @PhoenixRemastered18 2 місяці тому +10

      Claire and the Mikeyverse of Madness

    • @davisanderson4274
      @davisanderson4274 2 місяці тому +4

      LOL his face after dhe says guys who know stats are nerds lol

  • @TyM07
    @TyM07 2 місяці тому +2408

    Claire would secure gold in the instigator Olympics

    • @ZayProductions16
      @ZayProductions16 2 місяці тому +44

      Yoooo RDC reference in Mikey comments!

    • @TyM07
      @TyM07 2 місяці тому +26

      @@ZayProductions16 Mark Phillips got no chance bro 😂

    • @ZayProductions16
      @ZayProductions16 2 місяці тому +10

      @@TyM07 naaaa bro Mark taking the Dub!

    • @smok4101
      @smok4101 2 місяці тому +9

      She would have Raygun breaking down and telling the truth about how she got into Olympics within five minutes, given the chance.

    • @extracrispy9229
      @extracrispy9229 2 місяці тому

      @@TyM07never been a better instigator than mark if you google “instigator” a picture of him comes up with the tag “professional instigator” 😂

  • @ThDynamicGamer
    @ThDynamicGamer 2 місяці тому +1691

    She's always the trouble maker for no reason. 😂💀

  • @bigsmilemate
    @bigsmilemate 2 місяці тому +1164

    the "hey, mikey?" is so iconic at this point 😂

    • @168toretiro
      @168toretiro 2 місяці тому +4

      this

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 2 місяці тому +32

      Its the signal that you're gonna hear some vicious attack on Mikey's numerous insecurities!

    • @Barren_Harem808
      @Barren_Harem808 2 місяці тому +8

      The consistency of her pose for it is pretty cool too

    • @ITzzDecort
      @ITzzDecort 2 місяці тому +3

      everytime i hear it i'm like "oh shit something is about to go down"

  • @tylerharris4568
    @tylerharris4568 2 місяці тому +977

    I'm just waiting for one of the Mickey and Claire variants to actually have a good loving relationship in one of these skits with a twist but a wholesome one a man can dream😭😭🤣🤣

    • @mikeknowles8017
      @mikeknowles8017 2 місяці тому +25

      Try to be a little more realisitic! 🤣

    • @tylerharris4568
      @tylerharris4568 2 місяці тому

      @@mikeknowles8017 😭😭😨😨

    • @MrIncendiarydevice
      @MrIncendiarydevice Місяць тому +1

      Them holding a baby or having a cat would be amazing. I actually am waiting for the next episode

    • @mathies3598
      @mathies3598 Місяць тому +3

      This one was decent. SHE was not emasculating him, HE was trying to be too much of a macho man and even trying to act proud of bullying people and she was like its fine if you didnt play btw

  • @ashvinsito
    @ashvinsito 2 місяці тому +857

    claire is actually a d1 instigator 😭

  • @LonghornsLegend
    @LonghornsLegend 2 місяці тому +317

    Claire just casually destroying this mans Sunday football afternoon with a nuke

  • @theinsurance2450
    @theinsurance2450 2 місяці тому +500

    This reminds me of time my gf was talking to me while I was watching the game. Some nonsense about her mom and cancer. I trying to watch the game. It can wait.

    • @ThisIsTenou
      @ThisIsTenou 2 місяці тому +85

      Fr, can't she wait a couple hours with those stupid zodiac sign discussions? Smh.

    • @abdulrahmanmohamed2816
      @abdulrahmanmohamed2816 2 місяці тому

      @@ThisIsTenougold comment

    • @travis9969
      @travis9969 2 місяці тому +31

      she gotta get her priorities straight frfr

    • @374jr
      @374jr 2 місяці тому +5

      😭

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 2 місяці тому +24

      @@ThisIsTenou True and when she not doing that. She in the bathroom all night crying. I am trying to sleep. Like d@mn

  • @toniviskari417
    @toniviskari417 2 місяці тому +305

    I do respect a man who would rather have his girlfriend think that he a monstrous bully back at high school instead of just admitting that the game was too physical for him. Like that takes committment.
    On the final punchline, I was expecting the ex to be revealed to have been Justin Jefferson instead of Fields.

    • @F8isRIPPIN
      @F8isRIPPIN 2 місяці тому +2

      Same!

    • @Jake38nine
      @Jake38nine 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, let's encourage bullying because that'll get more girls to date abusive football players. Not the first time it's happened. I can see why it still happens because of people like you who encourage and enable it.

    • @kevineiford2153
      @kevineiford2153 2 місяці тому +9

      Same, especially with Amon Ra being second in YAC

    • @morrasod1858
      @morrasod1858 2 місяці тому +11

      Why😭, where are the priorities your gonna respect the man that who’s lying. Instead of maybe a man who can admit his own weakness but then later on tried to better his life in spite of it

    • @raymondhsu6407
      @raymondhsu6407 2 місяці тому +3

      I liked it being Fields, Jefferson would’ve been too unbelievable

  • @Kushagra.j
    @Kushagra.j 2 місяці тому +357

    Came for Claire, Stayed for Mikey!

  • @jericho8312
    @jericho8312 2 місяці тому +122

    Lol all her little jabs hit so deep. Mikey I'm still proud of you big guy, love dad.

  • @TGP.Productions
    @TGP.Productions 2 місяці тому +112

    Claire pulling up maxpreps is crazy work😂

  • @JordanRunge14
    @JordanRunge14 2 місяці тому +61

    Wait, wait, wait. I lived in Waterloo Wisconsin at this time. Didn't go to school there, though. Their nickname is the pirates. Their coach was coach Scheel (pronounced correctly) and their was a guy who went to school there named Evan Mayer. Did he just do some research, or did he actually go to school in my town 😂

    • @mikeybrockmann
      @mikeybrockmann  2 місяці тому +36

      Hahaha this is Wyatt and I went there! What year did you graduate?

    • @JordanRunge14
      @JordanRunge14 2 місяці тому +19

      @@mikeybrockmann I graduated in 2019 from Dodgeland in Juneau. But I lived in Waterloo from 2010-2017. The shock on my face in this video was priceless 😂

    • @mikeybrockmann
      @mikeybrockmann  2 місяці тому +34

      That’s amazing haha, my dad went to Dodgeland and I grew up in Reeseville! This was lowkey my hope was that someone would watch from that area haha

  • @jacobstevens7046
    @jacobstevens7046 2 місяці тому +33

    "You're not here."
    "You're not here."
    "You're not here."
    💀💀💀

  • @deanneuburger3869
    @deanneuburger3869 2 місяці тому +228

    This actress is gold. Great synergy with the guy. Please partake in a feature-length film but be in charge of the production, avoiding Hollywood and Disney and the like!

    • @tatjana7008
      @tatjana7008 2 місяці тому

      I also dislike Hollywood & Co, but it indeed brings exposure and more possibilities. And being there doesn't always means they end up badly, this can be speed up for their own production later

  • @unclewheelchair
    @unclewheelchair 2 місяці тому +60

    0:29 Mikey is already done with it and it hasn't even gotten to the witching hour

  • @Daniel_King.....1
    @Daniel_King.....1 2 місяці тому +31

    I don't think you realize just how much we look forward to these videos. Please keep it up.

  • @xenolys9956
    @xenolys9956 2 місяці тому +25

    3:23 god i can feel the projection in my soul 😭😭good stuff y'all

  • @WorldPeace21
    @WorldPeace21 2 місяці тому +101

    Teddy is the one preventing Mikey and Claire from being a normal toxic-free couple! He's ALWAYS in the background with a big sh_t-eating grin because he is using his telepathic powers. "How can I screw them up this time?", he says.

  • @Memazon504
    @Memazon504 2 місяці тому +30

    Big fan of both of you 👏

  • @baileydowsett
    @baileydowsett 2 місяці тому +17

    Also, Claire was a W for like two seconds at 5:00

  • @ABCDyeahyeahyeah
    @ABCDyeahyeahyeah 2 місяці тому +20

    That look at 0:07 is vintage Claire, the literal moment when she makes up her mind she is going to reduce this man to tears 😂

  • @oliver61ful
    @oliver61ful 2 місяці тому +109

    Love how Claire knows what MaxPreps is but not that it’s PeeWee football😂😂

    • @TheDefiledShell
      @TheDefiledShell 2 місяці тому +4

      MaxPreps covers specifically "high school" football which is what this entire skit is about, Mikey lying about him being a High School Football star.

    • @oliver61ful
      @oliver61ful 2 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@TheDefiledShellchat get a load of this guy😂

    • @SosaaaLitooo
      @SosaaaLitooo 2 місяці тому

      @@TheDefiledShellchat get ready to clip this

  • @DanielWashington06
    @DanielWashington06 2 місяці тому +20

    0:52 is perfect 😂😂

  • @marktheshark7588
    @marktheshark7588 2 місяці тому +53

    This is why I have an imaginary girlfriend.She's always quiet when I watch football😂

    • @bickyam
      @bickyam 2 місяці тому +1

      Lucky you 😢

    • @DonPetrushka
      @DonPetrushka 2 місяці тому

      Well, ofc your hand's quiet hahah

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 Місяць тому

      Can’t get better than that

  • @airdeku888
    @airdeku888 2 місяці тому +24

    5:06 the facial expression he made when he realized LMAO

  • @ThisIsNasville1
    @ThisIsNasville1 2 місяці тому +19

    That's the first time they have mentioned in canon that Mikey's last name is Brockman. A defining moment.

    • @vyacheslavzgordan6725
      @vyacheslavzgordan6725 2 місяці тому +3

      Actually they did earlier, in a skit when Mikey pretended that he didn’t want her as a wife and she would not be Claire Brockman.

  • @weecoclea9273
    @weecoclea9273 2 місяці тому +17

    Or if she’s talking while u Trynna listen to the song “Dupe - CTM” 😊😊

  • @ThDynamicGamer
    @ThDynamicGamer 2 місяці тому +35

    You used to play football? I mean, I don't care... You quit football? Still don't care... Which team were you in? I mean, I don't care...

  • @dany5ful
    @dany5ful 2 місяці тому +7

    The repeated "you're not here" broke me Xd

    • @theanalyst
      @theanalyst 2 місяці тому

      That was absolutely brilliant writing, delivery and editing.

  • @AE-ud6mn
    @AE-ud6mn 2 місяці тому +21

    Mikey tapping a professional athlete's ex girlfriend is kind of a win for him. Right?

  • @ricecakejohnson
    @ricecakejohnson 2 місяці тому +6

    This fool's face @2:48 when she said "you're not on the roster", literally looked like he is about to dookie on himself.

  • @Anonimo.2008-_
    @Anonimo.2008-_ 2 місяці тому +27

    Like Spiderman need to lost a loved one, Mikey need to be pissed because of a Claire 😅

  • @ricecakejohnson
    @ricecakejohnson 2 місяці тому +1

    These two are the best combo! Love when they make videos!

  • @debrachambers1304
    @debrachambers1304 2 місяці тому +12

    Mikey never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 2 місяці тому +1

      small hands, that was his problem!

  • @charlesagha5261
    @charlesagha5261 Місяць тому +2

    "Am I in my pads?", lol

  • @joelfrew2789
    @joelfrew2789 2 місяці тому +16

    At this point I'm starting to think Wyatt isn't real 😭

    • @mikeybrockmann
      @mikeybrockmann  2 місяці тому +11

      Maybe Wyatt was the friends we made along the way hahaha

  • @alexiskobalt7450
    @alexiskobalt7450 2 місяці тому +2

    Another solid gem from you cats! NOT where I thought the story would go based on the title...

  • @anthonyramirez7586
    @anthonyramirez7586 2 місяці тому +4

    Saints fan confirmed YES MIKEY! #WHODAT from south Louisiana 🎉🎉🎉

  • @MrJijack
    @MrJijack 2 місяці тому +8

    We all know this is all satire. But I did the same thing with Rugby. I was tackled too hard, got a concussion that didn't heal for 8 months. I haven't played since.

  • @Rioraku
    @Rioraku 2 місяці тому +4

    "Jane the liar" lmao

  • @baileydowsett
    @baileydowsett 2 місяці тому +2

    4:40 for real, my favourite pass time growing up is why it has never changed, although I played DT in senior year, started three games but was too small/not as good as some of my teammates and only played occasionally the rest of the year

  • @guardianvalor962
    @guardianvalor962 2 місяці тому +19

    Supportive Claire over Manipulative Claire any day of the week.

    • @ronrogers7743
      @ronrogers7743 2 місяці тому +4

      Supportive Claire is the girl you marry. She is goals. Evil Claire is the girl who fucks up your life completely but you still can't stop thinking about her....

    • @bickyam
      @bickyam 2 місяці тому +1

      What we want is supportive Claire, what we get is manipulative Claire.

  • @volleybrawl1
    @volleybrawl1 19 днів тому +1

    His scared silences staring directly straight are cracking me up 😂😂😂

  • @michaelodufuwa
    @michaelodufuwa 2 місяці тому +18

    Am a simple man, when I see Claire I instantly click

  • @cursedalot
    @cursedalot 2 місяці тому

    Been binge watching your videos 🙏🏽

  • @AlexBosley
    @AlexBosley 2 місяці тому +7

    I thought she was about to say " Mikey Brockman, Team Waterboy"😅

  • @bruhman0997
    @bruhman0997 2 місяці тому +12

    How evil is Claire, I love it!!

  • @ladyfatcatmccatterson
    @ladyfatcatmccatterson 2 місяці тому +4

    2:43 this reminds me of that scene in the office with andy talking about howthey called hom in cornell

  • @Alpha_Orionis
    @Alpha_Orionis 2 місяці тому +9

    The devil in disguise, a very beautiful disguise though.

  • @alyson4791
    @alyson4791 2 місяці тому +10

    Before every video, I try to guess at what minute Claire's gonna get into Mikey's head and start kicking the furniture around. It's always sooner than I think.

  • @Omega5678
    @Omega5678 2 місяці тому +19

    10/10 Acting

  • @RobberStormfire
    @RobberStormfire 2 місяці тому +2

    I just found this channel last week despite watching all of the others in their universe. I'm not sure how the algorithm never served them up, but I saw Claire in a Stevie vid last week and naturally was like "who is that girl" and before I know it I'm subscribed and binging on this channel hard.

  • @SpicyWater919
    @SpicyWater919 2 місяці тому +3

    CONGRATS ON 200K!!!!

  • @zsmith2816
    @zsmith2816 2 місяці тому +14

    Justin fields knew how to scramble in and out the her pocket

  • @henneth4452
    @henneth4452 2 місяці тому +4

    the saints jersey is a happier surprise than I could've expected

  • @jake.d.d
    @jake.d.d 2 місяці тому

    Hell yeah, grats on 200k
    Y'all are going to the moon. Once I start watching one of your videos, I can't stop.

  • @totemas2010
    @totemas2010 День тому +1

    0:01, bro, the size of his forearm show show that he quite "man" enough.

  • @AK-vj9uu
    @AK-vj9uu 2 місяці тому +1

    It's really a crime how slowly you're channel is growing, Mikey.
    You deserve more than a million subs by now !

  • @mmj1342
    @mmj1342 Місяць тому +1

    "eight to ten swirlies, any given semester". I laughed so hard at "any given semester" ! Couldn't even tell you why I thought it was so funny.

  • @TheJusticeLeague
    @TheJusticeLeague Місяць тому

    She is gorgeous bro props to you man

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 2 місяці тому +1

    It was nice to see claire actually be a supportive and understanding GF for once, even if it wasn't for longer than a line.

  • @theonlymattthatmatters
    @theonlymattthatmatters 2 місяці тому +5

    No way. Claire was right for this one. Dude needed to come to those realizations.

  • @topsonicfan09
    @topsonicfan09 2 місяці тому +1

    Love this vid you guys do great every time and I’m excited to see you guys at 200k but you deserve 200m

  • @bradenelswick5355
    @bradenelswick5355 2 місяці тому +100

    0:02 love that

    • @StarBrawlerHQ
      @StarBrawlerHQ 2 місяці тому +5

      What

    • @Abu_Brandino
      @Abu_Brandino 2 місяці тому +9

      @@StarBrawlerHQit’s a bot or someone pretending to be one

    • @Userjaxk
      @Userjaxk 2 місяці тому +2

      Oh

    • @chikku807
      @chikku807 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Abu_Brandino people pretending to be bots... What a time to be alive 😂

  • @rikybj0276
    @rikybj0276 24 дні тому +1

    he should have just said the truth

  • @AmritGrewal31
    @AmritGrewal31 2 місяці тому +33

    "Shut up, Claire!! I do math, does your ex? No! He lost his neurons to tackles!"
    Claire: "he doesn't need to. You name it, he can afford it.”

  • @Y3AHxbl
    @Y3AHxbl 2 місяці тому +2

    “You’re not here”😭😭😭

  • @yehudabarnett7575
    @yehudabarnett7575 Місяць тому

    This was amazing!!! Go Buckeyes!!! Browns fan? lol!!! Who Dey!?

  • @VancityMerc319
    @VancityMerc319 2 місяці тому +1

    His repeated moments of silence killed me

  • @AuramiteEX
    @AuramiteEX 2 місяці тому +1

    Why is the acting so oddly good at times?
    Also, this multiverse is quite investing.

  • @solerthesavage
    @solerthesavage 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro why are these videos so good!

  • @YTTYYTTY42
    @YTTYYTTY42 Місяць тому

    0:53 that's the perfect "that's true but I never admit it"-Whaaaaat :D

  • @brandonvillanueva7575
    @brandonvillanueva7575 2 місяці тому +1

    Her knowing where to look on maxpreps would have given me hints that someone taught her something and it ain’t me

  • @sheepson3891
    @sheepson3891 2 місяці тому +2

    You are both acting so well 🤩

  • @mihirjoshi9908
    @mihirjoshi9908 2 місяці тому

    Just completed binge watching all your episodes. You are just too good!
    PS: Yes I am unemployed.

  • @os2171
    @os2171 Місяць тому +2

    Claire is the cruelest

  • @dak2327
    @dak2327 2 місяці тому +1

    Hey! A Saints fan!!!!! EXCELLENT!!!!!

  • @Yayin_dahima
    @Yayin_dahima 2 місяці тому +1

    Congrats for 200k

  • @KIVagant
    @KIVagant 2 місяці тому +4

    3:01 - I found you!
    - w...hat?
    :D

  • @JNB0723
    @JNB0723 2 місяці тому

    I love football and poetry but I dont think theyre comparable 😂😂😂

  • @BuckeyeIn541
    @BuckeyeIn541 2 місяці тому +3

    Buckeyes and Browns

  • @Modern_and_industrial_lighting
    @Modern_and_industrial_lighting 2 місяці тому

    “Oh Jane? Jane the liar?” That’s so funny to me

  • @pankajsharma7511
    @pankajsharma7511 Місяць тому

    That mikey from emily burns my ear

  • @gu9838
    @gu9838 Місяць тому

    that bear is like in every skit lol i actually think football and most sports in general are stupid. true story.

  • @marvdatboi
    @marvdatboi 2 місяці тому +1

    I see Claire I click

  • @NooB_MAK
    @NooB_MAK 2 місяці тому +1

    Its poetry in motion...

  • @JinX0011
    @JinX0011 2 місяці тому +2

    She could fix me.

  • @Y3AHxbl
    @Y3AHxbl 2 місяці тому

    This channel is a gold mine

  • @scarybarley6244
    @scarybarley6244 2 місяці тому

    Mikey and Claire are the best duo🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @piyushmahajan7268
    @piyushmahajan7268 2 місяці тому

    Congrats on 200K guys!

  • @anotheraggieburneraccount
    @anotheraggieburneraccount 2 місяці тому +1

    I love football because punting is the most beautiful thing in all of sports

  • @whodatqueen94
    @whodatqueen94 2 місяці тому

    Alright, my man Mikey representing the Saints! I dig it!

  • @CrimsonDevotion
    @CrimsonDevotion 2 місяці тому +1

    You're content is awesome! Great acting skills 😂😍

  • @NnV1206
    @NnV1206 2 місяці тому

    "I didn't punch in the game winning touchdown. We were up 40" 😅

  • @JohnSmith-bq6nf
    @JohnSmith-bq6nf 2 місяці тому

    The iconic duo

  • @Jakester1
    @Jakester1 Місяць тому

    you got it wrong mikey!!!
    its "7 hours of commercial free football"

  • @ricardoespinoza6591
    @ricardoespinoza6591 Місяць тому

    Shoutout to the dawg for wearing a saints jersey!

  • @Emma-py3si
    @Emma-py3si 2 місяці тому +1

    yesss, the Buckeyes ❤

  • @miche3559
    @miche3559 2 місяці тому

    Congrats on 200K subs!