Scared Shrekless (2010) The Shreksorcist with healthbars

At last, Shrek tells the final story about his experience babysitting a crazed and possessed Pinocchio.
After repeatedly beating up Shrek, Pinocchio leaps from the window, despite Shrek's attempts to catch him. When Pinocchio lands on the streets, a talking cricket (Jiminy Cricket) pops out of Pinocchio's head, claiming to be his conscience and the voice in his head that made him go crazy, in which Pinocchio squashes him with his foot in retaliation. Pinocchio denies that the story is true, but when Shrek shows him a normal cricket, he screams and flees in terror.
Now alone, Shrek and Donkey once again discuss the rumours about Farquaad's ghost, with Shrek recalling that Donkey was involved in Farquaad's death. Suddenly, they hear the wind moving about, and a walking suit of armour calling Donkey's name. It appears to be Farquaad's ghost, who has come to exact revenge. Scared out of his wits, Donkey admits defeat and runs away.
Fiona reveals it was her and the babies who planned the ghost act and then they, along with Shrek, celebrate by egging the Seven Dwarfs.
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[@callum110597]

Very impressive. I gotta love it when Pinocchio kicks Shrek in the groin. 🤣 And that's interesting Pinocchio loses a load of health down the stairs, while I figured the cricket's health would go red when it's squished.

[@evanholloway1692]

4:03
That proves that Shrek made this story up.
Pinocchio said he never had bugs inside his head.
If Pinocchio was lying, his nose would grow longer, but it didn’t grow longer, therefore he’s telling the truth.

[@callum110597]

Huh, I never realised. XD.

[@evanholloway1692]

@@callum110597I know, right?
Busted!!

[@velocityhdmi8140]

No shit he's telling stories

[@juanrisa945]

Fun fact: Pinocchio killing the cricket is what happened in the book.

[@lukespillman1313]

Pretty messed up, if you ask me.

[@TaedoeMuzik]

Shreks story was so funny I’ll be watching tonight 😭😭😭😭

[@SwaggieVortex733]

The Shrek-sorcist story has a lot of accuracy and even Jiminy Cricket looks accurate too

[@zacgriffin8247]

3:55

[@jessebrucepinkman9834]

This is the whole demon slayer plot summed up in 4 minutes. So for anyone who wants to watch it just watch this instead

[@minecraft-dg2uj]

I love shrek

[@adrianechevarria]

Me too

[@mitchelllombard3789]

@@adrianechevarria Shrek is love, Shrek is life

[@zacgriffin8247]

@@mitchelllombard3789
Yeah I know this.

[@zacgriffin8247]

@@adrianechevarria
I like Puss In Boots

[@sqmations9181]

3:00 image thats happened in the original book that it was based on.

[@AJ-ju4vr]

"Just show him that you mean business, and he's out of bed again, isn't he?"
- Shrek
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard 🤣😂😂

[@matthewmcvey3494]

Never had this problem with sock puppets

[@suzzy1790]

If Pinocchio takes place in 1940 he well be in his lates 80s Early 90s and end up in a old folks home 🤔

[@arbytv5139]

When You Wish Upon a Star, you get LOTS of stuff

[@kaiumeda6341]

Well I wish for a nice quiet night where you go to sleep and I raid the ice box

[@JakeJohnson39]

Fun fact!: this was a parody of the movie exorcist and did scenes just like the film!!!
Man loved that dreamworks made that funny reference parody in the shrek world!

[@karar.kendall4872]

1:24 bro just referenced both the Disney movie and Geno from Mario rpg at the same time

[@kennethdavidson405]

Me too

[@colewarnerreviews5834]

This parody was funny as hell and miles better than the awful sequel Exorcist 2 The Hertic

[@gunter2086]

I only saw the first, I'll never watch the other ones. Some movies are best left without a sequel or making like over 5.

[@kacmac2340]

I'm think that the Loud Sisters needs such "Shreksorcist".

[@lindseypastva6850]

3:55 (not so) Fun fact. In the original story of Pinocchio. Pinocchio just straight up un-alives poor little Jiminy Cricket. Oh, and Pinocchio also gets hanged, and has his feet burned by the fox and cat.

[@ZXxDanganronpaxXZ-Reacts]

Pinocchio needs to lears some lessons

[@kacmac2340]

Lynn Loud Jr. too. She need such "Shreksorcist".

[@zacgriffin8247]

@@kacmac2340
3:12 😂

[@anthonyshedd6411]

4:15 how strong is Pinocchio

[@kacmac2340]

I don't know.

[@khyleedennis168]

He's very strong

[@zacgriffin8247]

@@khyleedennis168
Not too strong for a wooden puppet himself.

[@jaxlaucius]

I didnt knew about this short film

[@Dashiell777]

I think it's still on Netflix

[@charliebeissel4415]

4:18 Is it supposed to be his eyes popping out

[@julianlanda5818]

4:14 😂

[@yuuuukiiiiii]

LOL THE HEALTH BAR

[@khyleedennis168]

Pinocchio is perfect

[@ameliamorley-cattrell526]

Shrek Aaaah! Ooh! Or Screams Or Yelling.

[@NovaDraconis]

Damn Lies of P looks good

[@WorldCupR9]

3:00 😂

[@zacgriffin8247]

3:05

[@lailaplaysdbd4004]

LOL!

[@user-rd5eo2ef7j]

LOL!

[@Lord__Duck]

Tinha muito medo dessa poha quando eu era criança

[@zacgriffin8247]

3:12

[@juliekang3678]

2:15 pinocchio barfed at shrek

[@LiamDepena]

I didn't need to know that but ok

[@anthonyshedd6411]

I'm pretty sure it was maple syrup

[@CommunityBrightHunt328]

@@anthonyshedd6411 It’s actually pine sap

[@anthonyshedd6411]

@@CommunityBrightHunt328 are you sure, we don't know what kind of wood, Pinocchio is made from

[@zacgriffin8247]

@@LiamDepena
2:16

[@dimplebhootra4730]

Correct

[@user-rd5eo2ef7j]

Correct

[@brandonregalado864]

2:57

[@ethanmiller536]

1:34

[@JF_OM]

That cricket got what he deserved 3:56

[@zacgriffin8247]

3:55

[@Muskiehuskie8721]

Very faithful to the original book