The greatest of all time even Pele once said “I’m glad I didn’t have to play in the same generation as Goatwaite because I wouldn’t be able to outshine him”
Jokes aside, Braithwaite is a good player. His attitude is something that many footballers lack. He might not be technically gifted like other players, but he works hard and is willing to do the dirty work and create space for his teammates.
I changed my hairstyle so that I can copy my idol Goatwaithe.But the hairstyle was only thing I could copy because no one can match Goatwaite's quality - Zinedine Zidane
“I remember when I was growing up in the slums of Argentina, I would work for days while I was just eight years old just to buy the posters of my idol, Martin Braithewaite” (Diego Maradona)
Reminder that aside from Braithwaite, no other player has scored for Denmark like the OG LORD. Messi, Ronaldo, none of these great players ever scored for Denmark, they never even played for Denmark, but Braithwaite has.
Everybody made fun of Lingard : He played good for West Ham Everyone made fun of made fun of Braithwaite: He got to the Semi finals of the Euros with Denmark Everyone made fun of Kepa : He wins Chelsea the Supercup Everyone made fun of Phil Jones :?????
“Baloon dor doesn’t have competition this year because it has its owner, Braithwaite.”, fifa president “He will win atleast 10 Baloon dors, he is incredible “, Koeman “I am afraid he will break all my records in 2 seasons “, Messi
Braithwaite is unironically one of my favorite Barca players in recent memory. Not the most talented, but he always came into games with a high work rate. I much prefer him over Luuk De Jong any day.
"The media speculations were wrong. I didn't join barca bcz of Pessi...I joined bcz of lord Braithwaite...it's a honor to play along with him" - Memphis Depay
MANCHESTER UNITED DREAM'S SQUAD : Manager : Ole "the practical book" Gunnar solkjaer Keeper : lord "the freaky" forster CB : lord harry "the pinnochio capt" maguire CB : lord phil "sharp shooter" jones RB : Lord ashley "the birds mother" young LB : Lord Luke "The dying Terminator" Shaw CM : Lord "The helicopter shooter" Fred CM: lord "The shining star" mctominayy AMF : Lord andreas " The assist goat" perreyra LWF/SS : Lord Jesse "the dancing dog" lingardinho RWF/SS : Lord Danny "The gunners detroyer" welbeck CF : **Martin "The lord goat" Braithwaite** "i already spend billions dollars to complete my dream squad, but no matter how much i have spend, i still can't bring the legenday "Lord Braithwaite" to all trafford to complete my dream team. Barca so lucky to have him" - (Manchester United CEO)
I know, what a player he is. He's a true genius. Any team would love to have him. However, he knows what is best for him that is to play for one of the greatest football club in the world, Barcelona.
yeah he's just an okay type player but not that good to play for a team like Barca. Well, he didn't choose to play there by himself. It's Barca who bought him so.
@@Chombiee Yh, more memes than bad play. These clips weren't too bad compared to Lukaku and Jones. You can find those from even the vest players. Except maybe for his reveal at Barca. That was quite embarrassing.
" The reasons i always ask phil "sharp shooter" jones to play as centre forward just because i can't afford to bring the legendary lord Martin Braithwaite to all trafford. He's 1st on my dream's team list" - Manchester united CEO
I don't see him playing bad at all. For me he is one of the most hardworker player in Barca. This video contains his miss scoring moment that normal for all of striker in the world, even Timo Werner missing chances is more than Braithwaite's missing chances. Most of his haters because they see him as the replacement of Suarez. Don't see him like that. But still, why people call him lord??
No wonder he wore number 9. He DEFINITELY replaced Luis Suarez. Heck he replaced Messi, Xavi and Iniesta too. Not to forget Neymar. We prayed that MSN would last forever but MARTIN BRAITHWAITE replaced them all single handedly.
This video was long overdue. I can't believe they kept him for a third season 😂😂😂 PS: Anonsi, you should reupload the video with his miss against Bilbao yesterday!!!
You do get that they're trying to sell him, but can't right now since Messi left and while Aguero and Fati are injured, Depay and Griezmann will be forced to play wingers, which only leaves Braithwaite as a CF?
@@theactivecoconut6077 He's a terrible player for the level of Barcelona. It's a disgrace that a 31 year old mediocre player that has only played for small clubs is now the main striker for the club.
Braithwait work hard: We are not in construction business, it’s football If braithwait played at barcelona , i can also be president of my country The guy open the door of the impossible things
"I moved to PSG because of Braithwaite. Otherwise I would be in his shadow."
Leo Messi
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Best own goal
Omfg
Best sarcasm 😂
- Neymar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"He doesn't need Ballon d'or to prove his worth. He is already a legend like me."
- Phil Jones
Harry maguire to goatwaite:what a goat
"I used to miss my training classes just to watch Braithwaite"
-Alvaro Morata
Suits Harry kane more than morata😂
@@Sooiiiiiiiiiiscribe lol I used morata because he missed 😂
@@Sooiiiiiiiiiiscribe LMAO
you should have said skipped training sessions
@@gilltanvir3691 woah yes
The greatest of all time even Pele once said “I’m glad I didn’t have to play in the same generation as Goatwaite because I wouldn’t be able to outshine him”
No he never
Nah he'd make up some goals that he scored against some farmers
Ed edd n eddy😏. Eddy 25 Cent yeah you know am real one 🙂🙃
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Best own goal
@@_J.B.R_ is smoking crack again??
"He is currently barcas top scorer this season"
-everyone
Facts
everyone hatin him, but he is a decent player. (probably the best striker barca has rn)
@@SD-yt9fe DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE WITH WITH AGEUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No not me
@@simplytheG.O.A.T he retired 🥲
"He is my inspiration"- Timo Werner
Jokes aside, Braithwaite is a good player. His attitude is something that many footballers lack. He might not be technically gifted like other players, but he works hard and is willing to do the dirty work and create space for his teammates.
He is no Barcelona material. Cut the crap. Dirk Kuyt was the kind of player you're talking about, Braithwaite is an embarrassment
Still a joke even though you said jokes aside
@@Dmdm_dm what dafug is Barcelona material? Wake up it is not 2011 anymore. It is 2021 when even Wijnaldum is too good to play for Barca.
@@hienluong5982 even for 2021 Barca he's crap and old
Yeah he ain't gonna be a new Messi but he's far from being shitty as the other lords
"I've never seen a better player than Martin Braithwaite in my life"
-Stevie Wonder
Goatwaite*
BAHAHAHA
Braithwaite reject the number ten jersey because he would only embarrass those who wore it before him
This comment could either be sarcastic or serious
@@arvidskold8367 solid observation
@@arvidskold8367 it’s very serious Barca reject to give it to him because they know they will not be in debt
@@finesseking7595 😂
“We left barca because Braithwaite would’ve outshined us”
- Neymar, Messi and Suarez
"I like Braithwhite too since I used to play for Barcelona just like Koeman"
-Player number 30 in PSG
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Best own goal
😂😂
Bro Koeman is one of the greatest scoring defenders of all time
I changed my hairstyle so that I can copy my idol Goatwaithe.But the hairstyle was only thing I could copy because no one can match Goatwaite's quality
- Zinedine Zidane
😅
Bro😆
“I remember when I was growing up in the slums of Argentina, I would work for days while I was just eight years old just to buy the posters of my idol, Martin Braithewaite” (Diego Maradona)
😭
"We wanted braithwaite but unfortunately we got messi"
-PSG
Bought the wrong one
Lmao actually braithwaite is one of the reasons Messi left
@@jonathanisrael1707 messi scared that braihtwaite will outshine him at barca
@@govindlenin8143 No because Barcelona disrespected Messi by signing Braithwaite
😆😆
Fun fact: Braithwaite had more goals last season than everyone in Madrid's attack but Benzema.
because barca has solid mid, try scoring without mid help first
@@716_ハディくん Madrid literally have Kroos and Modrić. You can't expect everyone to dribble through 5 players and score as if they're Messi.
@@onyxt3589 thats the problem. Madrid had Kroos, Modric and Casemiro and no one else. When they got tired, the midfield completely shut down.
Lol you know Braithwaite aint half bad when even Anonsi can't find some actual bad highlights of him playing.
True
Check out his recent miss against Bilbao, too bad Anonsi didn't wait for a few more games of his 😂😂😂
Damn I did see that. 🤐
Fax
he's more than half bad and less than half good
The Great Braithewaitinho. Absolute masterclass.
I think not "the Great", but "the Absolute Lord Goatwaitinho"😂😂🌚
"He's so magnificent and smooth for the goal that he even stole my nickname without me noticing."
- Nikolas (formerly known as "the lord") Bendtner
Vay blin😂😂😂
Yirtib qoyipslar lekin.
@@jamshid3766 babuska
Reminder that aside from Braithwaite, no other player has scored for Denmark like the OG LORD. Messi, Ronaldo, none of these great players ever scored for Denmark, they never even played for Denmark, but Braithwaite has.
We released Messi inorder to get money to pay for lord braithwaite,that he will never leave Barca
-barca management
All jokes aside Braithwaite might actually end up as topscorer in La Liga
With tremendous support from midline 😆😆
And he will get his 8 Ballon d'Or & he only remains the "GOAT".
He will win the world cup, ucl, and ballon dor
@@crashbandikewt5672 and the Stanley cup
Everybody made fun of Lingard : He played good for West Ham
Everyone made fun of made fun of Braithwaite: He got to the Semi finals of the Euros with Denmark
Everyone made fun of Kepa : He wins Chelsea the Supercup
Everyone made fun of Phil Jones :?????
Goat Jones*
He was made fun of before Solskjaer gave him a new four year contract. He's probably laughing while waving goodbye to the player bus.
He Death
Phil Jones
You don't make fun of the GOAT of GOAT's, Phil Jones.
“Baloon dor doesn’t have competition this year because it has its owner, Braithwaite.”, fifa president
“He will win atleast 10 Baloon dors, he is incredible “, Koeman
“I am afraid he will break all my records in 2 seasons “, Messi
Reporter:Why you didn't celebrate benzema's goal?
Zidane:Because i saw braithwaite was warming up
"He is the best Bald player than Dwayne Johnson ".
-Guardiola
“Goatwaite doesnt look alike Zlatan,Zlatan looks alike Goatwaite”
:Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Braithwaite actually ain't that bad, and has come a long way tbh.
He created history, in fact I learned a lot from him, even I have idolized him since I was in the womb.
Braithwaite is unironically one of my favorite Barca players in recent memory. Not the most talented, but he always came into games with a high work rate. I much prefer him over Luuk De Jong any day.
"The media speculations were wrong. I didn't join barca bcz of Pessi...I joined bcz of lord Braithwaite...it's a honor to play along with him"
- Memphis Depay
"All my walls in my room were full of posters of my idol, Martin Braithwaite"
- Kylian Mbappé
1:59 The incredible genius to see an assist there is why he is the world’s best.
This deserves more likes 😂
“I moved to PSG because I was scared that I would be in goatwaite’s shadow, he is just too good for me” -Messi(goatwaite’s shadow)
"We cannot replace him, we cannot."
-Pep Guardiola
Do one on Joelinton, he's my favorite player of all time
braithwaite is not goat
goat is braithwaite, the title has been set aside specifically for him
Another Superb Miss against Bilbao, this Guy is just incredible.
Barcelona should build a Statue for Braithwaite instead of me. - Lionel Messi
MANCHESTER UNITED DREAM'S SQUAD :
Manager : Ole "the practical book" Gunnar solkjaer
Keeper : lord "the freaky" forster
CB : lord harry "the pinnochio capt" maguire
CB : lord phil "sharp shooter" jones
RB : Lord ashley "the birds mother" young
LB : Lord Luke "The dying Terminator" Shaw
CM : Lord "The helicopter shooter" Fred
CM: lord "The shining star" mctominayy
AMF : Lord andreas " The assist goat" perreyra
LWF/SS : Lord Jesse "the dancing dog" lingardinho
RWF/SS : Lord Danny "The gunners detroyer" welbeck
CF : **Martin "The lord goat" Braithwaite**
"i already spend billions dollars to complete my dream squad, but no matter how much i have spend, i still can't bring the legenday "Lord Braithwaite" to all trafford to complete my dream team. Barca so lucky to have him" - (Manchester United CEO)
"I used to skip school to watch Braitwaite play".
- Pele
"I pay BraithGoat 100k every week for not scroring 100 goals every game"
-Fraud in Psg
Fun fact: Braithwaite has lifted more ballon d'or than Lewandowski
3:09 bruh I died when you showed him doing fail tricks with the epic background music.
Just Remember
Messi goal in Euro = 0
Brathwaite goal in Euro = 1
Messi < Brathwaite
Lord Sir Martin Braith-GOAT. Never seen a player as good as him apart from Lord Bendtner The Legend
Martin is technical and great for barcas playstyle as a targetman for the young talents.
No words to describe a player like this, simply the best ever
Messi and neymar left for psg for the same reason
I shifted to Golf because I knew Braithwaite is there in football.
- Bale
That Mbappe look gets me every time , just fits everywhere 😂
The hate has been taken too much lol. this guys had 12 apperances in all competitions and scored 6 a decent return for how much he was undervalued.
"Watching Martin Braithwaite inspired me to become something great."
-Charles Manson
Koeman : If I had a son like GOAT Braithwaite! 🔥
I know, what a player he is. He's a true genius. Any team would love to have him. However, he knows what is best for him that is to play for one of the greatest football club in the world, Barcelona.
I think he is a decent player. I dono why people troll him. Lol 😂
yeah he's just an okay type player but not that good to play for a team like Barca. Well, he didn't choose to play there by himself. It's Barca who bought him so.
@@buddyblris3094 he is currently barcas top scorer this season 😆😆😆😆
He is a very memeable player that is all xD
The way he came into Barca was really funny aswell
Lingard is decent too
@@Chombiee Yh, more memes than bad play. These clips weren't too bad compared to Lukaku and Jones. You can find those from even the vest players. Except maybe for his reveal at Barca. That was quite embarrassing.
" The reasons i always ask phil "sharp shooter" jones to play as centre forward just because i can't afford to bring the legendary lord Martin Braithwaite to all trafford. He's 1st on my dream's team list" - Manchester united CEO
"Aku ga butuh bola
Tetapi bola selalu datang kepada ku"
-braithwaite-
Braithwaite is the only GOAL (greatest of all lords)
Woooohhhhoooo!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣
Definitely one of the player of all time
He isn't Braithwaite , he is Goatwaite🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is why i stop playing football because of this guy .mad respect goat braithwaite
I really admire braithwaith.He's a phenomenon.
-phil jones.
Feeling blessed to live in the era of Braitgoat 🙌
Great vids just great vids mn keep up so funny
If you ever feel useless 'remember barca fans buying tickets to watch Martin Braithwaite Nazario'
RONALDO... NAZARIO... BRAITHWAAAAAITE!!
I don't see him playing bad at all. For me he is one of the most hardworker player in Barca. This video contains his miss scoring moment that normal for all of striker in the world, even Timo Werner missing chances is more than Braithwaite's missing chances. Most of his haters because they see him as the replacement of Suarez. Don't see him like that. But still, why people call him lord??
because he suck
barca have standard and not for someone like him
No wonder he wore number 9. He DEFINITELY replaced Luis Suarez. Heck he replaced Messi, Xavi and Iniesta too. Not to forget Neymar. We prayed that MSN would last forever but MARTIN BRAITHWAITE replaced them all single handedly.
Messi:G.O.A.T
Lord Braithwaite: B.O.A.T
"Messi is just a knockoff version of King Martin Diego Lionel Christiano Braithwaite Nazario Pele"
-Messi's father
After euro 2020 he has improved incredibly
"He is my lord"
- any lord
Pele: "Brazil have never lost when Garrincha and I played together.. If it was Braithwate instead of Garrincha, we would've won every match "
El Clasico today, let's see how he performs.
Lord Martino Braithwaite has arrived at fartcelona
If Ronaldo fenomeno never got injured he could've been as good as Braithwaite
Guys mark my words u r making fun of him now but after this season he will take the position of Messi(rwf) and win the ballon d or ( from a cule )
"I am an alien and Braithwaite is my Area 51" - Messi30
Underrated player
Lord Martine wears 19 of Messi it an honour for Messi that the best sportsstar ever wearing his number 👑👑👑
Braithwaite is too op
Barcelona literally paid more for Braithwaite than PSG paid for Messi. Truly GOAT.
"If I only did Martin Brathwaite instead of cocaine, I would have been best ever"
-Diego Maradona
Goat 🐐
This video was long overdue. I can't believe they kept him for a third season 😂😂😂
PS: Anonsi, you should reupload the video with his miss against Bilbao yesterday!!!
You do get that they're trying to sell him, but can't right now since Messi left and while Aguero and Fati are injured, Depay and Griezmann will be forced to play wingers, which only leaves Braithwaite as a CF?
Not even a bad player he should start more games to be honest.
@@saptaccrvima3563 If I was the manager, I'd rather use the Barcelona B main striker than Braithwaite
@@theactivecoconut6077 He's a terrible player for the level of Barcelona. It's a disgrace that a 31 year old mediocre player that has only played for small clubs is now the main striker for the club.
@@Dmdm_dm All I care is that he's banging them in. Good enough for me. We'll see how he does this season.
Goatwait!!
Greatest of all Time, after Messi and Ronaldo. the only one, that cannot be replace, Lord Ronaldo Nazario Braithwaite🐐
The goat number 10 legendary player, he is the best player ronaldo nazario braitwheit
Braithwait work hard:
We are not in construction business, it’s football
If braithwait played at barcelona , i can also be president of my country
The guy open the door of the impossible things
Another One lord
These quotes are killing me 😆🤣
Another Danish Lord…
Lesssss gooo
fantastic
Did you know he just needs 623 goals to become Barcelonas top scorer !
Only one lord
Lord Bendtner
Koeman: Are these subtitles!?
Sungkem, lord paduka yang mulia maharaja sultan agung adipati armando the king Cristionel Braitwaith Nazario del pierro
You know what would make make and unstoppable team? Me, Phil Jones, Fred and Karius
-Lord Braithwaite
Jokes aside
He's not bad at all
Scores goals
Is consistent
Fast
Confidence like kepa is his biggest issue
"I accepted to join barca just to play with Goatwaite"-Aguero kun
Those ball rolls at presentation 💀😂
Martin Nazario Braithwaite