I realised that I was against bots the day it released because I skipped the cutscene and the race started right away which shouldn't happen in an online game
@Slightly Sad Oatmeal lol. Honestly, I didn't even think about that, but looking back, I've never been able to win a 150cc race until getting this game
@@ralexcraft990 The controls are absolute garbage. I do well in real Mario Kart (it's not my favourite but I do enjoy it). But your options are either steering or drifting, and you can't go as fast if you don't select drifting. But it auto-accelerates and you can only swipe left and right to steer/drift, tapping to use items. I would rather use an on-screen stick honestly.
@@adams3560 there is a "multiplayer coming soon" option they never did try to hide the thing that it's offline and put real player name to not give bots names like Bot 1 or Bot 2 etc..
Its comparable to these io games on the app store that fake having multiplayer when its really just bots, they'll even go as far as giving the bots their countries of origin
I literally got mad at my friend for pressing the home button, and when I came back after I got my phone back, my kart and the other “players” karts haven’t moved. I stopped playing immediately after discovering this
Kitty_Forest i feel like if i stay in like 6th the whole race on purpose then get to 1st at the last minute i get more points than if i stayed in 1st the whole time because i was using good items that you only get when you’re near last place
Tbh I got bored after 2 days cause I wanna play with my friends like invite them to join a race and also like maybe make your own track maps and then invite loads of people to race and mess around.
@@reyna7500 It's still false advertisement. You can't say you can play against multiple people then have FAKE players. Some people are still gonna spend money on this game, and it's a waste.
It isn’t multiplayer, just go into a match, once the math started, turn off your phone and turn it back on, you’ll be in the same position when you get back on.
It's crazy. 200cc in this game, which is a feature that was made by Nintendo, released alongside the game, and that you have to pay for, is less polished and less functional than 200cc in Mario Kart Wii, which was entirely fan-made (and doesn't cost a cent, just like the online servers for MKWii that are... also fan-made). Maps are janky on 200cc - there's stuff like New York Minute R/T where you go too fast to be able to land on the platforms, Koopa Troopa Beach T where you well be sent out of bounds by the dinosaur if you aren't going at reduced speed, Rock Rock Mountain T with its shortcut being very questionable... This very much reminded me of the old, outdated custom tracks that in Mario Kart Wii. And that's the quality of the feature we have to pay for. Don't forget to cancel your gold passes, indeed.
I just cancelled mine. I have no regrets because I got all of the gold rewards and exclusive karts/badges. That was my plan to begin with to be honest, which was basically just milking the pass then jumping ship.
I knew it was offline when I had to go do chores and pressed the power button on my phone then later on when I came back to the game I was in the exact spot and placement sooo yeah that’s how I was positive it was offline
When a cup is "under construction" I guess they want you to believe that they're literally still making it. But then why does it just let you skip the whole wait period with star tickets?
It's so a player doesn't just play the crap out of every level on day 1. It gives the users a reason to open the game the next day and see something new. If you just had all the levels, you would get bored of them as tomorrow there is nothing to look forward to. You might stop playing for 2 weeks until the new tour is available and by then you might forget about the game and not even play it later either.
They very clearly rubberband in this, especially in later cups. As an incentive to get gold pass to farm points because placing well won’t cut it anymore
5 років тому+4
@@andrewpereira888 Ye, the very last two cups are a hell
Rubber banding was a thing since mario 64, the bots litterally was faster than you, but I agree, bots in some newer games are allowed to do things that are impossible to do.
the fact that the scoreboard pops up right when you finish the match was a dead giveaway to me. I thought maybe they recorded player's times and you race boys that replicate them, but all the boys play too similar for that to be true.
@@ORJose517 Pocket Camp is fun, but the extreme amount of leaf ticket grinding and microtransactions is pretty bad. It has become incredibly stressful to play. They used to have a decent amount of rewards for doing things, but the rewards are slowly diminishing by the update, to pressure people into spending money. BOUT TA GO ON A TANGEEEENT For example, there was a recent update that turned a really good "recycling" mechanic(Gulliver's ship let's you get rid of duplicate items for rewards) into a process where you have to use specific furniture and items to craft, meaning you have to build extra furniture you don't need, and spends lots of material to make multiple crates to ship. You wait an hour for each crate made( up to 3 at a time if you spend leaf tickets to open extra craft spaces) ship them at once, and wait up to twelve hours for a single lootbox prize. The stretch goals, which give you Leaf tickets(premium currency) Have gotten worse. Special clothes and furniture can cost from 90 to 350 LTs. The strech goals for Gulliver's ship give you 1 or 5 tickets each. Using Gulliver's ship 100 times, probably ammounting to months of work total, nets you 5 leaf tickets.
Literally every cool thing that exists in pocket camp needs to be bought by leaf tickets. And Gulliver is straight up useless now. I hope new horizons doesn't do stuff like this
@@NaokoMarie I think the most insulting goal for the Gulliver goals was this. Refresh Gulliver's map. Reward: 1,000 bells. If you don't want to wait the 24(?) Hours to refresh, it costs 300,000 bells to refresh.
Which is another thing that confuses me, sure young children wouldnt know this, but from an adults viewpoint, how the hell do you get baited into this? Ive been playing for free since the launch, I have gotten over 200 gem-thingies without paying a dime. Not sure what everyone else is missing, its a simple game and only becomes P2W during the last 2-ish cups in the tournament. Which requires you to have top tier characters,karts,etc. Maybe I just get lucky with my pipe openings (to be fair I have several high-tier characters, most of them I had received from my first or second openings) But hey, Im still able to compete quite well without shilling out a cent. All I can say is git gud and I hope this reply doesnt come off as "fanboy-ish" Because I wholeheartedly agree Nintendo is greedy rn, just theyre baiting some unusually stupid children.
@@bluewuppo It's just years and years of heavily researched psychological manipulation. The thing about MKT is that it's not even all that different from other gacha games with how they implemented the game. The horrible paid gem rates are pulled straight from games like Fire Emblem Heroes. Basically, this is nothing special from their POV, and until enough people raise enough of a stink, nothing will happen.
@@neodintchly EA was on a whole new level though. They charred you AAA prices for the game and then hid its content behind a pay to win platform. Here at least its free to play initially. But yeah not my cup of tea... Its meant to be addictive.
Its funny because you don't need to pay for anything. It gives you the 3 main characters (and about 10 free good characters) right away in the first days of playing. and most the events give you hundreds of free currency that mostly has no RNG (I never liked Forging bonds tbh but the orb (main currency) reward is simply beating the mode once per day)
@@J_Osyrust Sure. Sometimes there are not enough Orbs. But most of the time you don't need to have the 10th fast double attacking sword fighter. Also most of the game content can be completed with F2P characters.
And even then, there are plenty units that can give their skills to other units and are somewhat simple to rank-up. You may already know all this, but I am saying it anyway. I am free to play and I have many 5-star units, some of which were just given to me via free 5-star guaranteed summons and I just keep around because the 5-star rate is relatively sane at 6 percent, going up by .5 every 5 summons without a 5 star. They are even giving old common heroes their own personal weapons with refines that make them better. Granted, there are some dumb aspects of the game, but they give you heroes that can be use to remedy this. In arena's there are heroes that give bonus scores. These are usually new heroes, a few random ones, and one of the three starting heroes or Fjorm, guaranteeing that you have at least one to get the boost (unless you got rid of Fjorm.) MKT practically forces you to have a certain character and/or kart piece either majorly leveled up or part of the bonus drivers to get the Grand Stars. Also just look at those prices for MKT's summoning. What does it take again? 5? You may just get a kart piece or even a repeated character and that would cost you around $3-5 for one summon unless you buy in bulk. And if I also remember correctly they don't give out rubies very often. I remember the daily log-on calendar having a distinct lack of red (could be remembering wrong, I deleted it after a couple hours. At least FEH's Human versus other person's team AI influenced by the team creator. Sorry for the rambling, I got bored and this just came to my mind when I read your comment. Have a good whatever time of day you read this.
The amount it costs to buy 135 rubies is _more_ than the cost of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, INCLUDING TAXES (for my province, at least). That's a major yikes from me.
Another reason: I think it’s because in the demo it has every character but in the normal game it has not every character so Nintendo don’t like to put them :(
Except for the fact that they are some people who don't play it cause of the weird controls and because they have better installments, like all of the others
Not really tbh because multiplayer always made me anxious and even tho I know none of my wins were earned honestly now I still feel relieved and more calm while playing
No way, I've been playing with bots this whole time. And I just found out that if you are in a race and switch to a different app while in the race, it will pause the game. Once you switch back to the Mario kart app it will resume with all the bots in the same position.
Yeah... I figured it out when my Wi-fi unexpectedly crashed. I was mid race and it told me that the wi-fi went down, yet it failed to show any lag or booting me out of the race all together. Once I got to menu and surprisingly crashed. It was confusing at first until I realized Multiplayer Inbound meant that this was single player (at the time I believed multiplayer was inviting friends into races). Another thing that struck me odd is that it requires the Nintendo number to add friends when a simple add friends button at the end of each race. Except an AI couldn't accept a friend request for a real player... Long story short feeling cheated out on not only repetitive tracks but also actually playing with people I just uninstalled the game.
I knew they weren't real multiplayer games, especially when I had to leave mid race to answer a phone call, but when I opened the app again the race continued and I was still in 1st place. This, with what you pointed out, made it pretty clear.
"They probably just got this game out now so it wouldn't interfere with Luigis Mansion in late October" Links Awakening, which came out 5 days earlier: *Am I a joke to you??*
the real links awakening is over 20 years old now. i already played it, robbed the in game shop keeper and got the hidden cutscene where he kills you for it.
Video: “And that’s exactly why Nintendo found another solution - ” * _Ad cuts him off_ *: “-Coming soon to Nintendo Switch! Pokémon Sword and Pokémon shield” Me: Laughing extremely hard...
I got so good at killing bots at a game that when I got into the online people couldn't even react cause I was so fast yet so controlled, the game name is Cobalt so you know what I'm talking about.
I hate how Nintendo can do cool things like have more characters and costumes to Mario Kart, but instead of doing that for a legitimate Mario Kart game, they make it into a mobile gacha nightmare.
Oh look... multiplayer is finally out. Yay?
NintendoBlackCrisis I’m jaystation
Yay.
:)
It's about time
yay? Idk
That moment when you realize you've been calling the bots trash the entire time
Lol
I knew... but their bots since their CPU’s
RSCrushed my first race I immediately went like they’re playing like bots and then I realized they were bots a couple races later
I realised that I was against bots the day it released because I skipped the cutscene and the race started right away which shouldn't happen in an online game
I mean the bots are still trash
i knew the second i got first place that they were fake people.
Why you just insulted yourself?
@Slightly Sad Oatmeal lol. Honestly, I didn't even think about that, but looking back, I've never been able to win a 150cc race until getting this game
That's.. Sad..
@@ralexcraft990 The controls are absolute garbage. I do well in real Mario Kart (it's not my favourite but I do enjoy it). But your options are either steering or drifting, and you can't go as fast if you don't select drifting. But it auto-accelerates and you can only swipe left and right to steer/drift, tapping to use items.
I would rather use an on-screen stick honestly.
SAMEEE
I knew it's was fake when I beat a group of Japanese players
LMAO YO
*_性交する has joined the game_*
ua-cam.com/video/c5daGZ96QGU/v-deo.html
Bro.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly
Superxav12 or when i closed out of the app for a second and i wasnt getting disconnected, thats when it hit me
The "M" on Mario's cap is for "Microtransactions".
Mario: NO! it stand's for Mario! Not Microtransactions!
The “L” on Luigi’s hat is for “Loot boxes”.
Luigi: Stop insulting me and my bro!
Edward Reid Excuse me what the fu-
I mean, WHAT THE FLOOOOOOOOOF-
More like Mariotransactions.
I tought it was too suspicious to start races so fast and the lack of lag
I kinsa already knew it was cpu, i mean its sooo obvious
And no errors
And you can play the entire race without internet
Its so obvious like u can just exit out and rejoin and resume ur race
I mean the lag would make sense though, it’s Nintendo. Their servers are godly
I played against 2 bots called “JewBreaker” and “ThotSlayer”, was wholly convinced they were real
Wait my name is Thot$layer, maybe u played against my ghost?
Played against some thicc daddy 69 "guy"
Jewbeater
I played against a bot called Hentai_cat
I had a name with the n word lol
So your telling me that people have won against my bot? Now I’m mad
Trusty LMAO
Trusty MY REPUTATION
Oh... my pickle has been tickled and I'm not a happy camper
@@PoopyPants-ht8bv Actually that's exactly how it works
I ended up racing against my bot xD
Their unique usernames like “thiccboy” were really convincing though.
Nae Nae did u even watch the video? He said they were using real players’ usernames but when you play against them they’re CPUs
Blan Cancino Blan Cancino I did watch the video, all I said was that they’re convincing, not that they’re real smartass.
@@naenae915 they are real
Nae Nae still not getting the point of my comment lmao
that random commenter They’re not real people, but they’re real people’s usernames.
Mario kart 8 villain: Bowser
Mario kart tour villain: *CoolBro69*
Mobile game god
COOL GUY 69
The Mario who's the sempai doesn't noticed
I saw a guy named thot on Mario kart tour
You talkin smack?
@@coolbro6951 Hey it's you from the video!. OMG!!!
Mario Kart Tour Hero: *TheLegend27*
*Something is not right when the game is “multiplayer”, but has a separate multiplayer.*
Michael Zheng Nintendo never said that it has multiplayer though. Neither does the App Store description.
I've shut off my phone in the middle of a race and turned it back on 5 minutes later and it continues where you were
@@adams3560 there is a "multiplayer coming soon" option they never did try to hide the thing that it's offline and put real player name to not give bots names like Bot 1 or Bot 2 etc..
notraname thats friend multiplayer smh
Its comparable to these io games on the app store that fake having multiplayer when its really just bots, they'll even go as far as giving the bots their countries of origin
I literally got mad at my friend for pressing the home button, and when I came back after I got my phone back, my kart and the other “players” karts haven’t moved. I stopped playing immediately after discovering this
Same 🤣
Same, but I kept racing, after all, I kept my lead...
Same
Wow such a genius, I wouldn't notice that, what a big betrayal!!
Same
I lost to a cpu named "Depression" and "CumDump" all in one race. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Cartier's Ravioli omg I’ve raced against CumDump too!!!
Sad they can't even filter those nicknames if they aren't the real players anyways. Child-friendly game my a$$ 😁😁
both
Yes
Rated E for Everyone.
Most “players” don’t even rocket boost before the race
They do you just need to play in "non-power saving" mode to see it
Also if you play in power saving mode, you won't get to see the circuit map, which frustrated me
Dont forget, even if you use the rocket start it doesnt help your position in the race
Toon#7 THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
Kitty_Forest i feel like if i stay in like 6th the whole race on purpose then get to 1st at the last minute i get more points than if i stayed in 1st the whole time because i was using good items that you only get when you’re near last place
“That’s where your mistake was made, Nintendio. Your online works how online should work. That’s when I knew it was fake”
It's sad that this is true
Ριяαинα Ρlαит •ᎦᎦᏰᏌ• lol
Did you purposely wrote It like nintenDIO? Like, is that a Jojo reference?
I figured it out when i closed out for like 15 minutes and went back it the exact same spot
nintenDIOOOOOO
“...And that’s exactly why Nintendo found another solution.”
Ad: If you vape you’re more likely to start smoking.
THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME NANI
“Watch the vape... boom!”
"Nahhh bro, Nahhh bro!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there
The literally same thing happened to me
I literally raced against someone yesterday called “PairyHenis”
...yeah, um
CloudySkies17695 so did i
CloudySkies17695 LMFAO SAME
Pairyhenis
More like hairypenis
Me too lol
CloudySkies17695 I had that one too!!!!!
“The game will be popular for its first couple of weeks.”
I feel like it was popular for a solid 3 days.
Malcolm Bautista cod mobile killed it
@@Chickenman2334 exactly, CODM is hot rn, and that's gonna be hard to take down
Tbh I got bored after 2 days cause I wanna play with my friends like invite them to join a race and also like maybe make your own track maps and then invite loads of people to race and mess around.
pigpoop 737 cod mobile was actually decent
Kt Pearl facts. First day was it for me. The only people thst have time for this shit are highschool kids lol
"why is nintendo *Faking* MULTIPLAYER in Mario kart tour?"
dude, just pretend they are all players online okay? i really need someone to play with
Literally me lol
Same like people please stop complaining IT'S MARIO KART FOR FREE ON MOBILE GEEZ give Nintendo a break.. This is my honest opinion and I respect yours
Theamazingowo heck I didn’t even know a free mobile game of Mario kart existed. That’s nice.
@@reyna7500 It's still false advertisement. You can't say you can play against multiple people then have FAKE players. Some people are still gonna spend money on this game, and it's a waste.
Game feels way too slow;;
I wanna know who makes the bot names.
“Thotsweeper”
*GayFat000*
I swear when I seen that I thought that was online
They use actual player names, but just slap them on bots to make you think it's real
We all seen Thotsweeper, and he clearly ain't failing in his quest.
@Rino Stevenson I know, right?
It isn’t multiplayer, just go into a match, once the math started, turn off your phone and turn it back on, you’ll be in the same position when you get back on.
bro like 7 other people are sitting there waiting for you to unpause
IYPITWL 😂😂😂😂
IYPITWL bruh how does your comment on my comment have almost as many likes
Yeah and you can restart the races and quit them without any punishment??
@@IYPITWL just like online in Mk8 vs the CPU.
We can't forget about the Toadette bot named "thotsweeper"
Bot Sunshine JWJJSILK LMAO
Bot Sunshine I deadass played against them too💀
@@Eli-akad yeah, it was like my second race when thotsweeper showed up. I thought it was a real player lol
IKR
YES LMFOAOAOA I HATE THAT BITCH
i raced against “anxiety” and it won 😔✊ dang we really live in a society
Yawn YYYAAAAAWWWWNNNN
Yawn same
*won
so deep and hearttouching aaaAA oh no im sooo SORRY
I raced against anxiety to and the driver was bowser, me and my friend were laughing about it
When I'm a adult someone remind me to hide all my credit cards from my children
Credit cards are soon going away and are being replaced with mobile payments so you don’t have to worry that much ;)
An*
How old are you now so we know when to notify you?
@@dontreadthiscomment3026 bruh
Jellykrop Not promising...
Now I must hide my phone.
I was in the middle in a race, I turned my phone off for 2 hours, and I was still in the game
S T O N K S
yup
Tyler kowalski ye
I turn mine off just to pause
We were just waiting for you to come back so we could finish the race fairly
@@KJuan very respectable opponents
I literally versed a bot named “thotsweeper” that’s the moment I started questioning whether it was online or not
Same to me I have seen that nickname like 3 times
You too?
Taylor Collins saaaame
Same I got that one too
I beat thotsweeper too 😒
DON'T FORGET TO CANCEL YOUR GOLD PASSES GUYS.
The hero we don't deserve
Real mvp
It's crazy.
200cc in this game, which is a feature that was made by Nintendo, released alongside the game, and that you have to pay for, is less polished and less functional than 200cc in Mario Kart Wii, which was entirely fan-made (and doesn't cost a cent, just like the online servers for MKWii that are... also fan-made).
Maps are janky on 200cc - there's stuff like New York Minute R/T where you go too fast to be able to land on the platforms, Koopa Troopa Beach T where you well be sent out of bounds by the dinosaur if you aren't going at reduced speed, Rock Rock Mountain T with its shortcut being very questionable... This very much reminded me of the old, outdated custom tracks that in Mario Kart Wii.
And that's the quality of the feature we have to pay for. Don't forget to cancel your gold passes, indeed.
I did
I just cancelled mine. I have no regrets because I got all of the gold rewards and exclusive karts/badges. That was my plan to begin with to be honest, which was basically just milking the pass then jumping ship.
I realised after I left the game to reply to a message, then came back in and was sill in second place
cengiz I SWEAR!!
Mom: Pause that game!!
Me: I Can’t It’s Online!! o wait nvm
I mean you cant pause in normal races, it just makes ur chr go forward and thats all, when you wanna pause ;w;
@@krisnaut if you minimize it or lock your phone the game pauses completely
Amedi29 lmaooooooo
You can't pause the game it's like minecraft online when you pause everything keeps going in the background
I knew it was offline when I had to go do chores and pressed the power button on my phone then later on when I came back to the game I was in the exact spot and placement sooo yeah that’s how I was positive it was offline
Didn't think it was strange when I could resume after turning my phone back on.
I didn't either lol
Exactly lol
You came back from Area 51 with the pause button to online!!!!!!😂😂
Same
They could've add pause button
I literally played against a guy whose name was “n I g g a”
Lmao
They use real player name but as a bot
No way😂😂😂
I also played against a guy named "filthy jew" wtf nintendo
Nigga ?! LUL Nice Name
When a cup is "under construction" I guess they want you to believe that they're literally still making it. But then why does it just let you skip the whole wait period with star tickets?
It's so a player doesn't just play the crap out of every level on day 1. It gives the users a reason to open the game the next day and see something new. If you just had all the levels, you would get bored of them as tomorrow there is nothing to look forward to. You might stop playing for 2 weeks until the new tour is available and by then you might forget about the game and not even play it later either.
True
"This Game is Free to Play"
*Uses Lens of Truth*
"This Game is a Nickel-and-Dime Scam"
Welcome to mobile games
This is why I steer away from the mainstream and try to find hidden gems of games.
Motherf***ing dollar
I've played against usernames "Jesusdiedlol" and "iBeatKids"
DUDE I JUST RACED AGAINST JESUSDIEDLOL YESTERDAY
~Oh hey Nintendo is actually being correct~
Can confirm iBeatKids.
Manuel Perez truuuue for iBeatKids LMAO !
Manuel Perez I played against a guy named gayfat
ONE OF THE BOTS I PLAYED AGAINST WAS “ibeatkids”
I got HO's MAD
Smol Vp nice
Smol Vp “ TheRealEdSheeren” was one I found
Legit one I had was named ńìğğą
😭
I played against him (it?) too! Twice in one night!
How has no one talked about the way he pronounced, “grossing”?!?!
U mean "grawssing"?
lol
Because I don't think english teachers watch this.
Nintendo advertised luigi.
There was no Luigi in the main game.
*depression 100*
Luigi mains rise up
Waluigi
I noticed that and felt like I should delete this.
announcer: FINISH!
*cue Mario Party 3 victory music*
nintendo: I'm the best!
Another meow
Remember when "The bots are using cheats" was an excuse or a joke?
Mortal Kombat had cheating bots lol
They very clearly rubberband in this, especially in later cups. As an incentive to get gold pass to farm points because placing well won’t cut it anymore
@@andrewpereira888 Ye, the very last two cups are a hell
Rubber banding was a thing since mario 64, the bots litterally was faster than you, but I agree, bots in some newer games are allowed to do things that are impossible to do.
Cusa Don’t forget Street Fighter 2
I guess you could call them:
*Pretendo*
Spirit Of OmegA (claps)
Ha! 😂😂😂
Get out
Spirit Of OmegA Underrated comment
You're a mistake.
I played against “ uh oh stinky”
I raced against someone with the name of “UH OH STINKY”
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lmao me too
same here!
SAME LMAOO
OMG I RACED HIM TOO
I see I’m not the only one that played against “N i g g a” in this game
ViZu Restart 😂😂
yeah he was a yoshi when i played against him
i played “t h o t”
id play with “N i g g a” before too
ViZu Restart I DID TOO OMG
I figured multiplayer was fake when I would turn off my phone while playing and when I turned it back on everyone was right where I left it.
Same
I was confused but still didn't understand 🤣
@Madalin Gheorghe thank you ^-^ I drew it
Yup same
Yeah same
I just noticed that I’m the only person who ever gets a frenzy. holy shit, this is some pretty advanced AI.
when the lonely kid feels like he finally is interacting with another human
InsaneFire10YT why does this hit hard
I had more fun and played longer when I thought I was playing real people
I just played against someone named “JewBeater” Nintendo has some explainin to do
I saw that one too!!
SAME
I’m bout to post a. Video
Dude I saw one named “d1ckhead189”
SwishGang I raced against a person named “N I G G A”
I think everyone caught on when there was a severe lack of lag.
the fact that the scoreboard pops up right when you finish the match was a dead giveaway to me.
I thought maybe they recorded player's times and you race boys that replicate them, but all the boys play too similar for that to be true.
Nintendo: basically everyone from any Mario Kart game will be in Mario Kart Tour.
Me: Ahem. R.O.B.?
WhAt AbOuT DK JUNIOR??!?
Donnchan? Mametchi? Pac-Man?
Stan R.O.B. Or I’ll call the fanboys to dox you
JK, it’ll cause dramas and I ain’t dumb
Petey Piranha??
@@changename7165 DK Junior (SNES) is already in Mario Kart Tour!
i was literally playing against a guy that had "MrCoochie" as his name
I played against him too. I had another one named poopoo1.
I played against someone named "Thotslayer" once
I had one named Jesusdiedlol. Wtf nintendo
@@Alex-gx5gi I've got that person aswell. Was it a toadette
Teedee SAME
Me: "I love Nintendo."
*Looks at Pocket Camp and Mario Tour*
"Look at how they massacred my boy."
I’ve heard people say Pocket Camp was actually really good. What’s wrong with it?
@@ORJose517 Pocket Camp is fun, but the extreme amount of leaf ticket grinding and microtransactions is pretty bad. It has become incredibly stressful to play. They used to have a decent amount of rewards for doing things, but the rewards are slowly diminishing by the update, to pressure people into spending money.
BOUT TA GO ON A TANGEEEENT
For example, there was a recent update that turned a really good "recycling" mechanic(Gulliver's ship let's you get rid of duplicate items for rewards) into a process where you have to use specific furniture and items to craft, meaning you have to build extra furniture you don't need, and spends lots of material to make multiple crates to ship. You wait an hour for each crate made( up to 3 at a time if you spend leaf tickets to open extra craft spaces) ship them at once, and wait up to twelve hours for a single lootbox prize.
The stretch goals, which give you Leaf tickets(premium currency) Have gotten worse.
Special clothes and furniture can cost from 90 to 350 LTs.
The strech goals for Gulliver's ship give you 1 or 5 tickets each. Using Gulliver's ship 100 times, probably ammounting to months of work total, nets you 5 leaf tickets.
@@ORJose517 pocket camp does a lot of shit that makes it seem like a money grab. Overall an amazing game though.
Literally every cool thing that exists in pocket camp needs to be bought by leaf tickets. And Gulliver is straight up useless now. I hope new horizons doesn't do stuff like this
@@NaokoMarie I think the most insulting goal for the Gulliver goals was this.
Refresh Gulliver's map. Reward: 1,000 bells.
If you don't want to wait the 24(?) Hours to refresh, it costs 300,000 bells to refresh.
I came across the name, “GUCCI”, like 10 times now.
same
Ever met HO'S MAD?
Same
Saaaaaammmmmeeeee
HeyItsSenorNoobie _Kun SAME
I played with someone named “Ms. Coochie”
Lol same but mine said Mrs. coochie 😂😂
Omg me too 😭
b r u h
One time I was racing against a user called “Ben Dover” so yeah I don’t think the names are random, I think it just fetches the names from other users
He said that. Hopefully that bend over joke didn't go over your head.
Weird I also encountered “Ben Dover”
t h o t s w e e p e r
He said that, though
It’s pretty irritating, so many crappy “io” games do this.
Omg every shit .io game fakes multiplayer
mar.io kart
Nobody would believe me when I told them paper.io was full of bots.
yeah it's really annoying. I got the uno game on my phone and like 99% of people on there are bots. It's stupid
WAIT SLITHER IO IS FAKE?! NOOOOOOOOOOO
“.io” Games would also do the same thing, just plop you into a game with a million other bots.
One time I played a mode that you'd expect Wi-Fi would be needed.
I ended up playing it on the bus with no issues.
I play io games with my friends so they are not bots we just have to join at the same time
Only some .io games do that
true,only the ogs like slither.io,agar.io and some others dont
Smh I wanna play with real mfs
The fact that they’re taking random players names makes me wonder if my name has showed up on someone’s game before.
Probably yes, i don't play the tho so I can't exactly tell
Probably mine as well
someone has probably saw mine aswell (mine is just called imilsuper or smth like that)
Bruh I deadass saw a guy named “MrCoochie” but their bots.
BRUH SO DID I
Same
me and my friend did too
I aaw him too
Im assuming there ghost players rather than bots in a sense since half the names are weird
"If Nintendo makes a Zelda mobile game where you have to pay for the master sword..."
Nintendo: "write that down"
No
Accurate fam
They made us pay for unlocking the Master Swords true power in BOTW.
@@howwesurvive767 Considering that you buy the DLC pack 1 and DLC pack 2 for botw together, it is kinda worth it because...
Motorcycle baby
@@yoyo3712 Nintendo stop this
You know why Wario isn't in this game?
He's behind the microtransactions.
Lmao in before a mario kart game without luigi 😂😭
I prefer when nintendo made a whole new character that I call microtransagolor for kirby clash deluxe switch
he IS the microtransactions.
@@florasaku yeah I heard, guess this comment aged poorly
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I actually saw “players” have a character that hasn’t been released yet
Who?
@@CricetoFunni Biggus Dickus
@@IStMl ah yes, who doesn't know him
Metro Floody yeah he’s Big Chungus’ cousin
I literally played against people named “gay” and “Mrcoochie”
I played with both of them too lmao
lmfao
I’ve played with a bot called fatgay000
played with someone named Barack Obama lol
SAME MRCOOCHIE
I was almost convinced it was actual players when a bot’s username was a racial slur with spaces between the letters
was his name “N I G G A”? because he was in my lobby too.
I had a player who’s name was G U C C I
oh my gosh, I saw a name like that tooo. also saw someone named DookieBoy
I had a player whos name was gay
DatSav_Kendall yes
NintendoBlackCrisis: "I better not pay for the master sword"
Nintendo: ok
Also Nintendo: "Wanna buy the Hylian shield?"
The shield doesn't cost hylian rupees
It costs Russian rupees
Cuppo' Boba | India use rupees, Russia uses rubles
@@d.m.9304 Oh, my bad, heh
It’s like almost all mobile games are “Pay to win”!
Which is another thing that confuses me, sure young children wouldnt know this, but from an adults viewpoint, how the hell do you get baited into this? Ive been playing for free since the launch, I have gotten over 200 gem-thingies without paying a dime. Not sure what everyone else is missing, its a simple game and only becomes P2W during the last 2-ish cups in the tournament. Which requires you to have top tier characters,karts,etc. Maybe I just get lucky with my pipe openings (to be fair I have several high-tier characters, most of them I had received from my first or second openings) But hey, Im still able to compete quite well without shilling out a cent. All I can say is git gud and I hope this reply doesnt come off as "fanboy-ish" Because I wholeheartedly agree Nintendo is greedy rn, just theyre baiting some unusually stupid children.
@@bluewuppo It's just years and years of heavily researched psychological manipulation. The thing about MKT is that it's not even all that different from other gacha games with how they implemented the game. The horrible paid gem rates are pulled straight from games like Fire Emblem Heroes.
Basically, this is nothing special from their POV, and until enough people raise enough of a stink, nothing will happen.
EA
Jason V Horizon Chase wasn’t, you bought it, you played it. It was the only mobile game that did that as far as I know.
@@neodintchly EA was on a whole new level though. They charred you AAA prices for the game and then hid its content behind a pay to win platform. Here at least its free to play initially. But yeah not my cup of tea... Its meant to be addictive.
“There’s no way to do that.”
Fire Emblem Heroes: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Its funny because you don't need to pay for anything. It gives you the 3 main characters (and about 10 free good characters) right away in the first days of playing. and most the events give you hundreds of free currency that mostly has no RNG (I never liked Forging bonds tbh but the orb (main currency) reward is simply beating the mode once per day)
Jakiro TheTwinHeadedDragon the issue with that is, when there are “orb droughts” (which happen often) people tend to get upset
@@J_Osyrust Sure. Sometimes there are not enough Orbs. But most of the time you don't need to have the 10th fast double attacking sword fighter. Also most of the game content can be completed with F2P characters.
Jakiro TheTwinHeadedDragon true, but then the competitive parts of FEH makes it awful
And even then, there are plenty units that can give their skills to other units and are somewhat simple to rank-up. You may already know all this, but I am saying it anyway. I am free to play and I have many 5-star units, some of which were just given to me via free 5-star guaranteed summons and I just keep around because the 5-star rate is relatively sane at 6 percent, going up by .5 every 5 summons without a 5 star. They are even giving old common heroes their own personal weapons with refines that make them better. Granted, there are some dumb aspects of the game, but they give you heroes that can be use to remedy this. In arena's there are heroes that give bonus scores. These are usually new heroes, a few random ones, and one of the three starting heroes or Fjorm, guaranteeing that you have at least one to get the boost (unless you got rid of Fjorm.) MKT practically forces you to have a certain character and/or kart piece either majorly leveled up or part of the bonus drivers to get the Grand Stars. Also just look at those prices for MKT's summoning. What does it take again? 5? You may just get a kart piece or even a repeated character and that would cost you around $3-5 for one summon unless you buy in bulk. And if I also remember correctly they don't give out rubies very often. I remember the daily log-on calendar having a distinct lack of red (could be remembering wrong, I deleted it after a couple hours. At least FEH's Human versus other person's team AI influenced by the team creator. Sorry for the rambling, I got bored and this just came to my mind when I read your comment. Have a good whatever time of day you read this.
The micro transactions are outrageously high...
*This* *ain’t* *adding* *up*
almost 3$ for three rubies hell nah
The amount it costs to buy 135 rubies is _more_ than the cost of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, INCLUDING TAXES (for my province, at least).
That's a major yikes from me.
smol brendan The fact that it costs $100 for 30 shots from a pipe (80% will be duplicates) is absurd to me
@@smolbrendan5978 That's a big no from me too and i also own Mario kart 8 Deluxe on Switch, and kart tour on my smartphone
It’s a gacha game, insane prices are incredibly common
therapist: Coolbro69 doesnt exist, he cant hurt you
Coolbro69:
That's me
I literally just raced against an A.I. Called “cum41”
megan casberg lmaoooo
It seems like another developer made this game, not Nintendo. It's weird to see huge fees for a game mechanic in Mario Kart.
thats because it isn't Nintendo its actually secretly EA games
True
Another reason: I think it’s because in the demo it has every character but in the normal game it has not every character so Nintendo don’t like to put them :(
That's because it isn't Nintendo. This was developed by DeNA, a dev company specializing in mobile games
Well it actually isn't. Nintendo doesn't develop their mobile games, but they give their IPs to DeNA who is the actual developer.
I just played against someone named “beatwife”
😂😂😂
my friend played against "Jewbeater", interesting how realistic some of these names are
@@owenreynolds9599 jewbeater is a nazi
@@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing remind me who isn't nowadays?
Ovven The Overlord i also got 2nd to jewbeater. weird how some names pop up more than others?
I found that out once I realized when my battery percentage was low and the race paused
Same
Just to remind you everytime there is a pre sequence of the track before the race its always singleplayer
I have an iPhone XS and the swipe gesture gave it away for me, I accidentally swiped left so it changed app and when I returned It was paused so yeah
Lest we forget that I played with a bot called ‘Child Dealer’
let’s be honest guys..
Everyone lost a *biiiit* of self esteem today.
Except for the fact that they are some people who don't play it cause of the weird controls and because they have better installments, like all of the others
Not really tbh because multiplayer always made me anxious and even tho I know none of my wins were earned honestly now I still feel relieved and more calm while playing
No way, I've been playing with bots this whole time. And I just found out that if you are in a race and switch to a different app while in the race, it will pause the game. Once you switch back to the Mario kart app it will resume with all the bots in the same position.
Yeah... I figured it out when my Wi-fi unexpectedly crashed. I was mid race and it told me that the wi-fi went down, yet it failed to show any lag or booting me out of the race all together. Once I got to menu and surprisingly crashed. It was confusing at first until I realized Multiplayer Inbound meant that this was single player (at the time I believed multiplayer was inviting friends into races). Another thing that struck me odd is that it requires the Nintendo number to add friends when a simple add friends button at the end of each race. Except an AI couldn't accept a friend request for a real player... Long story short feeling cheated out on not only repetitive tracks but also actually playing with people I just uninstalled the game.
I actually assumed they were the "ghosts" of other players' past gameplays and mashed up
That's a good point. They may be ghosts
bumpable ones
Thats what it should’ve been if they couldn’t get real multiplayer for the game release
That's impossible
MrManiac3 ok
*you have been banned from Nintendo online, reason: discovering the truth*
Nintendo Requiem: You'll never reach the truth!
Nobody:
CPU I’m playing: Jizzmaster
Omg. I've played the jizzmaster bot
I've played that guy too
I’ve had one named jesusisdeadlol
Olivia B it’s because they are real player user names
one bot had “bitch” in their name
The moment you realize you were cussing at CPU’s and not real players
Likes are perfectly balanced
I knew they're bots it's obvious you get the same name and only try to interfere with items
KunoYo u can skip in the beginning when u want it starts that how I knew 1st game I played
Isn't that how its always been in this series? SCREW YOU DONKEY ASS, I hate your guts!
CM T3 haha it’s small brain time
Nintendo? More like uhhh.... Pretendo
Racist Mario?
BlazingRed Gamer this is great
Why did I read this with a Latvian accent lol
You're all RACE TRAITORS!!
This aint the nintendo we know and love
I literally raced a guy with the name “PairyHenis” these are some coolbro bots
yup, i've seen him around too 😂😂
Same :)
welp judging by the comments i’m not the only one who’s played with “thotsweeper”
Omg sammmee
So relatable
reaaa 😂😂
😂😂
H j
I raced someone name “D1CKHEAD” I was so confused
Connie’s Tea & Flowers same
I saw that name too!!!!
Same I found a d1ckrider
ME TOO LMAO
Same
I had names like "ThotSweeper" "HoesBeMad" and "GUCCI"
Lmao.i just played with GUCCI
I JUST FINISHED PLAYING AGAINST GUCCI
I played thotsweeper
I was in a game with GUCCI
I’ve had my ass kicked by GUCCI before.
I've literally seen "XiaoTong" over 50 times.
So have I
Yeah it's weird
It’s the name of a CPU Mii in Wii U games.
@@carlosarturolopez-galloarr1365 Yeah and I keep seeing someone called "Jesús"
𝐒𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢
Everyone should change their usernames to “Online is fake” or something so they show up on other people’s phones and stuff
This.
This.
This
This.
This.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has raced against "N i g g a"
Actually?
It's bowser
I recently raced against FannyHot once lolol
I knew it was fake when I wasn’t seeing user names like “AssMuncher69” or “lilThot”
Lmao
“Thotsweeper” and “N i g g a” walk in
Theodore Yamada-Dessert I been in multiple games where it says thot in the name actually
I did
Sometimes these usernames are suspiciously realistic
I knew they weren't real multiplayer games, especially when I had to leave mid race to answer a phone call, but when I opened the app again the race continued and I was still in 1st place. This, with what you pointed out, made it pretty clear.
"They probably just got this game out now so it wouldn't interfere with Luigis Mansion in late October"
Links Awakening, which came out 5 days earlier: *Am I a joke to you??*
But that game is overpriced K A P P A !
@@NintendoBlackCrisis yeah it kind of is
@@dayalasingh5853 agreed i might not play it for that reason
the real links awakening is over 20 years old now. i already played it, robbed the in game shop keeper and got the hidden cutscene where he kills you for it.
NintendoBlackCrisis This or 5 loot boxes.
Video: “And that’s exactly why Nintendo found another solution - ”
* _Ad cuts him off_ *: “-Coming soon to Nintendo Switch! Pokémon Sword and Pokémon shield”
Me: Laughing extremely hard...
Clearly I'm the best when it comes to ad placements 😘
Snicker ad for me
I got Will Smith's new movie 😂
I GOT AN AD OMG
ITS A PERFECT SYNC
I got an ad while reading the **
That moment when you think you’re so good at the game yet you realize that you were only playing against bots
Haha I did think that was suspicious for me as I'm normally really bad at this game!
I got so good at killing bots at a game that when I got into the online people couldn't even react cause I was so fast yet so controlled, the game name is Cobalt so you know what I'm talking about.
i raced against “callmecarson” and i freaked out smfh
dreaminhyuk I would too lol
When UA-cam recommendations are actually good for once.
NoahC 🐉
The likes are 421 and that irritates me
Bruh I had a race with that guy named “N i g g a” and he had the exact same loadout💀
Ethan Does Stuff same
same and i first thought "this dude savage as hell"
Ethan Does Stuff me too
I played with people with the name Thot,Gay, and Porn but in Chinese letters
Me too... i think Nintendo likes this dude
So the 🈵🈹 are fake?? I’ve been loosing to bots?
Yes and Mario kart shenanigans because that still exists
Alberto_0919 dame bro. The metal mario cup is hard!
I bet it's ghost data if that helps at all
I hate how Nintendo can do cool things like have more characters and costumes to Mario Kart, but instead of doing that for a legitimate Mario Kart game, they make it into a mobile gacha nightmare.
Also, to add to that if you quit the app and go back in, all the 'players' have waited in their exact spots just for you!
HOLD ON
AT 8:18
IS THAT A CHEF SHY GUY IN A LITTLE MACARON CAR OHMTGOD 🥺🥺🥺 I need him
Chef Shyguy: Where’s The Lambsauce!
Kirby *smacks desk *WHERE’S THE DUCKING LAMBSAUCE
Just try 50 pulls and you should get him...
Daniel GRAINGER bro no just buy 1000 pipes and you get a 0.01% chance duh
Daniel GRAINGER simple
*look at this game*
Had this bot in my game named “Hentai_Cat”
Renmen me too!!!
Lmao I had ThiccLoli
There was a “npc” with the name “Jewbeater” sooo that’s a lil sus