Why is Nintendo "Faking" MULTIPLAYER in Mario Kart Tour?

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  • @NintendoBlackCrisis
    @NintendoBlackCrisis  4 роки тому +658

    Oh look... multiplayer is finally out. Yay?

  • @RSCrushed
    @RSCrushed 5 років тому +11448

    That moment when you realize you've been calling the bots trash the entire time

    • @ethanaquino7027
      @ethanaquino7027 5 років тому +63

      Lol

    • @pepsimanvr6322
      @pepsimanvr6322 5 років тому +131

      I knew... but their bots since their CPU’s

    • @Evoidlynn333
      @Evoidlynn333 5 років тому +260

      RSCrushed my first race I immediately went like they’re playing like bots and then I realized they were bots a couple races later

    • @dreamcastdazia4753
      @dreamcastdazia4753 5 років тому +358

      I realised that I was against bots the day it released because I skipped the cutscene and the race started right away which shouldn't happen in an online game

    • @dontreadthiscomment3026
      @dontreadthiscomment3026 5 років тому +68

      I mean the bots are still trash

  • @slightlysadoatmeal7578
    @slightlysadoatmeal7578 5 років тому +8206

    i knew the second i got first place that they were fake people.

    • @ralexcraft990
      @ralexcraft990 5 років тому +258

      Why you just insulted yourself?

    • @TwilitGamer01
      @TwilitGamer01 5 років тому +435

      @Slightly Sad Oatmeal lol. Honestly, I didn't even think about that, but looking back, I've never been able to win a 150cc race until getting this game

    • @lilliana7611
      @lilliana7611 5 років тому +74

      That's.. Sad..

    • @LifeWulf
      @LifeWulf 5 років тому +189

      @@ralexcraft990 The controls are absolute garbage. I do well in real Mario Kart (it's not my favourite but I do enjoy it). But your options are either steering or drifting, and you can't go as fast if you don't select drifting. But it auto-accelerates and you can only swipe left and right to steer/drift, tapping to use items.
      I would rather use an on-screen stick honestly.

    • @idkGBT
      @idkGBT 5 років тому +5

      SAMEEE

  • @superxavxii421
    @superxavxii421 5 років тому +15719

    I knew it's was fake when I beat a group of Japanese players

    • @jcpenny9165
      @jcpenny9165 5 років тому +437

      LMAO YO

    • @wheatstack5018
      @wheatstack5018 5 років тому +545

      *_性交する has joined the game_*
      ua-cam.com/video/c5daGZ96QGU/v-deo.html

    • @kjmanley5835
      @kjmanley5835 5 років тому +88

      Bro.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elle8480
      @elle8480 5 років тому +59

      Exactly

    • @ellalutt1434
      @ellalutt1434 5 років тому +374

      Superxav12 or when i closed out of the app for a second and i wasnt getting disconnected, thats when it hit me

  • @peter_samer
    @peter_samer 5 років тому +1229

    The "M" on Mario's cap is for "Microtransactions".

    • @PastaPower64
      @PastaPower64 5 років тому +13

      Mario: NO! it stand's for Mario! Not Microtransactions!

    • @Nico-dt5hu
      @Nico-dt5hu 5 років тому +78

      The “L” on Luigi’s hat is for “Loot boxes”.

    • @PastaPower64
      @PastaPower64 5 років тому +15

      Luigi: Stop insulting me and my bro!

    • @callmerei
      @callmerei 5 років тому +6

      Edward Reid Excuse me what the fu-
      I mean, WHAT THE FLOOOOOOOOOF-

    • @mikeanthony3300
      @mikeanthony3300 5 років тому +13

      More like Mariotransactions.

  • @firestorm4596
    @firestorm4596 5 років тому +3391

    I tought it was too suspicious to start races so fast and the lack of lag

    • @ethanaquino7027
      @ethanaquino7027 5 років тому +86

      I kinsa already knew it was cpu, i mean its sooo obvious

    • @vidyabatter
      @vidyabatter 5 років тому +8

      And no errors

    • @martincardenas5196
      @martincardenas5196 5 років тому +73

      And you can play the entire race without internet

    • @infiniteheygtre4580
      @infiniteheygtre4580 5 років тому +18

      Its so obvious like u can just exit out and rejoin and resume ur race

    • @dannydirock4811
      @dannydirock4811 5 років тому +8

      I mean the lag would make sense though, it’s Nintendo. Their servers are godly

  • @MyBebopBlues
    @MyBebopBlues 5 років тому +2742

    I played against 2 bots called “JewBreaker” and “ThotSlayer”, was wholly convinced they were real

    • @Jose-wd6kn
      @Jose-wd6kn 5 років тому +136

      Wait my name is Thot$layer, maybe u played against my ghost?

    • @danielventers3915
      @danielventers3915 5 років тому +58

      Played against some thicc daddy 69 "guy"

    • @nicolashinds3415
      @nicolashinds3415 5 років тому +22

      Jewbeater

    • @Vale-ut9gn
      @Vale-ut9gn 5 років тому +42

      I played against a bot called Hentai_cat

    • @jameseastwood3095
      @jameseastwood3095 5 років тому +25

      I had a name with the n word lol

  • @Evan-go4nn
    @Evan-go4nn 5 років тому +2510

    So your telling me that people have won against my bot? Now I’m mad

    • @px2a
      @px2a 5 років тому +105

      Trusty LMAO

    • @fl0pZ3
      @fl0pZ3 5 років тому +205

      Trusty MY REPUTATION

    • @lucienthefirst8649
      @lucienthefirst8649 5 років тому +55

      Oh... my pickle has been tickled and I'm not a happy camper

    • @morro570
      @morro570 5 років тому +34

      @@PoopyPants-ht8bv Actually that's exactly how it works

    • @d3athsickle361
      @d3athsickle361 5 років тому +51

      I ended up racing against my bot xD

  • @naenae915
    @naenae915 5 років тому +2116

    Their unique usernames like “thiccboy” were really convincing though.

    • @hazh9936
      @hazh9936 5 років тому +167

      Nae Nae did u even watch the video? He said they were using real players’ usernames but when you play against them they’re CPUs

    • @naenae915
      @naenae915 5 років тому +140

      Blan Cancino Blan Cancino I did watch the video, all I said was that they’re convincing, not that they’re real smartass.

    • @toneblocc
      @toneblocc 5 років тому +37

      @@naenae915 they are real

    • @hazh9936
      @hazh9936 5 років тому +58

      Nae Nae still not getting the point of my comment lmao

    • @zarthy4169
      @zarthy4169 5 років тому +28

      that random commenter They’re not real people, but they’re real people’s usernames.

  • @thedarthvaderwhohasntbeenn4596
    @thedarthvaderwhohasntbeenn4596 5 років тому +648

    Mario kart 8 villain: Bowser
    Mario kart tour villain: *CoolBro69*

    • @ayyyden2818
      @ayyyden2818 5 років тому +8

      Mobile game god
      COOL GUY 69

    • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
      @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 5 років тому +2

      The Mario who's the sempai doesn't noticed
      I saw a guy named thot on Mario kart tour

    • @coolbro6951
      @coolbro6951 5 років тому +4

      You talkin smack?

    • @jakelibo8721
      @jakelibo8721 5 років тому

      @@coolbro6951 Hey it's you from the video!. OMG!!!

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 5 років тому +1

      Mario Kart Tour Hero: *TheLegend27*

  • @michaelzheng3129
    @michaelzheng3129 5 років тому +1777

    *Something is not right when the game is “multiplayer”, but has a separate multiplayer.*

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 5 років тому +55

      Michael Zheng Nintendo never said that it has multiplayer though. Neither does the App Store description.

    • @aceofspades07
      @aceofspades07 5 років тому +51

      I've shut off my phone in the middle of a race and turned it back on 5 minutes later and it continues where you were

    • @notraname
      @notraname 5 років тому +31

      @@adams3560 there is a "multiplayer coming soon" option they never did try to hide the thing that it's offline and put real player name to not give bots names like Bot 1 or Bot 2 etc..

    • @andrewderrico1500
      @andrewderrico1500 5 років тому +1

      notraname thats friend multiplayer smh

    • @chubeviewer
      @chubeviewer 5 років тому +10

      Its comparable to these io games on the app store that fake having multiplayer when its really just bots, they'll even go as far as giving the bots their countries of origin

  • @remy8708
    @remy8708 5 років тому +1605

    I literally got mad at my friend for pressing the home button, and when I came back after I got my phone back, my kart and the other “players” karts haven’t moved. I stopped playing immediately after discovering this

  • @CartiersRavioli
    @CartiersRavioli 5 років тому +614

    I lost to a cpu named "Depression" and "CumDump" all in one race. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

    • @darlaschroeder4816
      @darlaschroeder4816 5 років тому +12

      Cartier's Ravioli omg I’ve raced against CumDump too!!!

    • @westelaudio943
      @westelaudio943 5 років тому +31

      Sad they can't even filter those nicknames if they aren't the real players anyways. Child-friendly game my a$$ 😁😁

    • @inanement
      @inanement 4 роки тому

      both

    • @DaniPaunov
      @DaniPaunov 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet
      @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet 4 роки тому

      Rated E for Everyone.

  • @Yaeriiin7
    @Yaeriiin7 5 років тому +1266

    Most “players” don’t even rocket boost before the race

    • @briangohzhen
      @briangohzhen 5 років тому +19

      They do you just need to play in "non-power saving" mode to see it

    • @briangohzhen
      @briangohzhen 5 років тому +33

      Also if you play in power saving mode, you won't get to see the circuit map, which frustrated me

    • @kitty_forest166
      @kitty_forest166 5 років тому +10

      Dont forget, even if you use the rocket start it doesnt help your position in the race

    • @Anoniem4046
      @Anoniem4046 5 років тому

      Toon#7 THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

    • @Name-jm9fx
      @Name-jm9fx 5 років тому +3

      Kitty_Forest i feel like if i stay in like 6th the whole race on purpose then get to 1st at the last minute i get more points than if i stayed in 1st the whole time because i was using good items that you only get when you’re near last place

  • @justsomeplant3305
    @justsomeplant3305 5 років тому +1419

    “That’s where your mistake was made, Nintendio. Your online works how online should work. That’s when I knew it was fake”

    • @Suope
      @Suope 5 років тому +91

      It's sad that this is true

    • @simplysupreme1030
      @simplysupreme1030 5 років тому

      Ριяαинα Ρlαит •ᎦᎦᏰᏌ• lol

    • @thedarthvaderwhohasntbeenn4596
      @thedarthvaderwhohasntbeenn4596 5 років тому +81

      Did you purposely wrote It like nintenDIO? Like, is that a Jojo reference?

    • @boshi4044
      @boshi4044 5 років тому +42

      I figured it out when i closed out for like 15 minutes and went back it the exact same spot

    • @popopop984
      @popopop984 5 років тому +30

      nintenDIOOOOOO

  • @persianwaluigi1166
    @persianwaluigi1166 5 років тому +933

    “...And that’s exactly why Nintendo found another solution.”
    Ad: If you vape you’re more likely to start smoking.

    • @Kirisaga
      @Kirisaga 5 років тому +15

      THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME NANI

    • @CCuppy29
      @CCuppy29 5 років тому +14

      “Watch the vape... boom!”

    • @obi-wankenobi1514
      @obi-wankenobi1514 5 років тому +12

      "Nahhh bro, Nahhh bro!"

    • @CCuppy29
      @CCuppy29 5 років тому

      Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there

    • @brickfighter1320
      @brickfighter1320 5 років тому +1

      The literally same thing happened to me

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 5 років тому +553

    I literally raced against someone yesterday called “PairyHenis”
    ...yeah, um

  • @mbautista_06
    @mbautista_06 5 років тому +1595

    “The game will be popular for its first couple of weeks.”
    I feel like it was popular for a solid 3 days.

    • @Chickenman2334
      @Chickenman2334 5 років тому +70

      Malcolm Bautista cod mobile killed it

    • @Blackmello
      @Blackmello 5 років тому +13

      @@Chickenman2334 exactly, CODM is hot rn, and that's gonna be hard to take down

    • @violetguavapeachee5573
      @violetguavapeachee5573 5 років тому +58

      Tbh I got bored after 2 days cause I wanna play with my friends like invite them to join a race and also like maybe make your own track maps and then invite loads of people to race and mess around.

    • @flyingwalnut2369
      @flyingwalnut2369 5 років тому +2

      pigpoop 737 cod mobile was actually decent

    • @swordfish3720
      @swordfish3720 5 років тому +9

      Kt Pearl facts. First day was it for me. The only people thst have time for this shit are highschool kids lol

  • @giovannol.9481
    @giovannol.9481 5 років тому +1279

    "why is nintendo *Faking* MULTIPLAYER in Mario kart tour?"
    dude, just pretend they are all players online okay? i really need someone to play with

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 5 років тому

      Literally me lol

    • @reyna7500
      @reyna7500 5 років тому +10

      Same like people please stop complaining IT'S MARIO KART FOR FREE ON MOBILE GEEZ give Nintendo a break.. This is my honest opinion and I respect yours

    • @mouseonthestreets8675
      @mouseonthestreets8675 5 років тому +2

      Theamazingowo heck I didn’t even know a free mobile game of Mario kart existed. That’s nice.

    • @totalchaos9981
      @totalchaos9981 5 років тому +2

      @@reyna7500 It's still false advertisement. You can't say you can play against multiple people then have FAKE players. Some people are still gonna spend money on this game, and it's a waste.

    • @VillainViran
      @VillainViran 5 років тому

      Game feels way too slow;;

  • @dapperbirdsunited9791
    @dapperbirdsunited9791 5 років тому +6695

    I wanna know who makes the bot names.
    “Thotsweeper”

    • @WaveAqualei
      @WaveAqualei 5 років тому +749

      *GayFat000*

    • @_.2aces
      @_.2aces 5 років тому +708

      I swear when I seen that I thought that was online

    • @batmanderp-lt8kx
      @batmanderp-lt8kx 5 років тому +1150

      They use actual player names, but just slap them on bots to make you think it's real

    • @steverboot
      @steverboot 5 років тому +795

      We all seen Thotsweeper, and he clearly ain't failing in his quest.

    • @hiimluca4345
      @hiimluca4345 5 років тому +56

      @Rino Stevenson I know, right?

  • @lotuspill8970
    @lotuspill8970 5 років тому +319

    It isn’t multiplayer, just go into a match, once the math started, turn off your phone and turn it back on, you’ll be in the same position when you get back on.

    • @IYPITWL
      @IYPITWL 5 років тому +175

      bro like 7 other people are sitting there waiting for you to unpause

    • @kirby8340
      @kirby8340 5 років тому +11

      IYPITWL 😂😂😂😂

    • @lotuspill8970
      @lotuspill8970 4 роки тому +1

      IYPITWL bruh how does your comment on my comment have almost as many likes

    • @slimsomething
      @slimsomething 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah and you can restart the races and quit them without any punishment??

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 3 роки тому

      @@IYPITWL just like online in Mk8 vs the CPU.

  • @rafa.t
    @rafa.t 5 років тому +1137

    We can't forget about the Toadette bot named "thotsweeper"

    • @twitchdemon
      @twitchdemon 5 років тому +15

      Bot Sunshine JWJJSILK LMAO

    • @Eli-akad
      @Eli-akad 5 років тому +69

      Bot Sunshine I deadass played against them too💀

    • @rafa.t
      @rafa.t 5 років тому +57

      @@Eli-akad yeah, it was like my second race when thotsweeper showed up. I thought it was a real player lol

    • @pizapocket477
      @pizapocket477 5 років тому +1

      IKR

    • @malibupromqueen
      @malibupromqueen 5 років тому +6

      YES LMFOAOAOA I HATE THAT BITCH

  • @Jm-zr1lp
    @Jm-zr1lp 5 років тому +1876

    i raced against “anxiety” and it won 😔✊ dang we really live in a society

    • @floppa4968
      @floppa4968 5 років тому +10

      Yawn YYYAAAAAWWWWNNNN

    • @terryflannigan7546
      @terryflannigan7546 5 років тому +6

      Yawn same

    • @rau1488
      @rau1488 5 років тому +4

      *won

    • @floppa4968
      @floppa4968 5 років тому +2

      so deep and hearttouching aaaAA oh no im sooo SORRY

    • @carterweseman4588
      @carterweseman4588 5 років тому +4

      I raced against anxiety to and the driver was bowser, me and my friend were laughing about it

  • @Kanamirose
    @Kanamirose 5 років тому +1107

    When I'm a adult someone remind me to hide all my credit cards from my children

    • @Jellykrop
      @Jellykrop 5 років тому +37

      Credit cards are soon going away and are being replaced with mobile payments so you don’t have to worry that much ;)

    • @firiosalfa6971
      @firiosalfa6971 5 років тому +6

      An*

    • @dontreadthiscomment3026
      @dontreadthiscomment3026 5 років тому +34

      How old are you now so we know when to notify you?

    • @firiosalfa6971
      @firiosalfa6971 5 років тому +13

      @@dontreadthiscomment3026 bruh

    • @happycamperds9917
      @happycamperds9917 5 років тому +5

      Jellykrop Not promising...
      Now I must hide my phone.

  • @katt2064
    @katt2064 5 років тому +880

    I was in the middle in a race, I turned my phone off for 2 hours, and I was still in the game
    S T O N K S

    • @kuma8705
      @kuma8705 5 років тому +5

      yup

    • @katt2064
      @katt2064 5 років тому +3

      Tyler kowalski ye

    • @natwella9743
      @natwella9743 5 років тому +2

      I turn mine off just to pause

    • @KJuan
      @KJuan 5 років тому +103

      We were just waiting for you to come back so we could finish the race fairly

    • @kyronhibbert6202
      @kyronhibbert6202 5 років тому +34

      @@KJuan very respectable opponents

  • @Tay0_0Kay
    @Tay0_0Kay 5 років тому +1694

    I literally versed a bot named “thotsweeper” that’s the moment I started questioning whether it was online or not

  • @Bigly
    @Bigly 5 років тому +20256

    DON'T FORGET TO CANCEL YOUR GOLD PASSES GUYS.

    • @NintendoBlackCrisis
      @NintendoBlackCrisis  5 років тому +2111

      The hero we don't deserve

    • @Billabongsss
      @Billabongsss 5 років тому +460

      Real mvp

    • @Naerlyn
      @Naerlyn 5 років тому +1137

      It's crazy.
      200cc in this game, which is a feature that was made by Nintendo, released alongside the game, and that you have to pay for, is less polished and less functional than 200cc in Mario Kart Wii, which was entirely fan-made (and doesn't cost a cent, just like the online servers for MKWii that are... also fan-made).
      Maps are janky on 200cc - there's stuff like New York Minute R/T where you go too fast to be able to land on the platforms, Koopa Troopa Beach T where you well be sent out of bounds by the dinosaur if you aren't going at reduced speed, Rock Rock Mountain T with its shortcut being very questionable... This very much reminded me of the old, outdated custom tracks that in Mario Kart Wii.
      And that's the quality of the feature we have to pay for. Don't forget to cancel your gold passes, indeed.

    • @TheGamer-ko7eg
      @TheGamer-ko7eg 5 років тому +53

      I did

    • @hamzahargrave2410
      @hamzahargrave2410 5 років тому +358

      I just cancelled mine. I have no regrets because I got all of the gold rewards and exclusive karts/badges. That was my plan to begin with to be honest, which was basically just milking the pass then jumping ship.

  • @cengiz2645
    @cengiz2645 5 років тому +70

    I realised after I left the game to reply to a message, then came back in and was sill in second place

  • @Amedi29
    @Amedi29 5 років тому +772

    Mom: Pause that game!!
    Me: I Can’t It’s Online!! o wait nvm

    • @krisnaut
      @krisnaut 5 років тому +7

      I mean you cant pause in normal races, it just makes ur chr go forward and thats all, when you wanna pause ;w;

    • @spoon8240
      @spoon8240 5 років тому +32

      @@krisnaut if you minimize it or lock your phone the game pauses completely

    • @AlexRiversMusic
      @AlexRiversMusic 5 років тому +3

      Amedi29 lmaooooooo

    • @MinerGlitch25
      @MinerGlitch25 5 років тому +2

      You can't pause the game it's like minecraft online when you pause everything keeps going in the background

    • @cameronfischer2193
      @cameronfischer2193 5 років тому +3

      I knew it was offline when I had to go do chores and pressed the power button on my phone then later on when I came back to the game I was in the exact spot and placement sooo yeah that’s how I was positive it was offline

  • @Jin2939
    @Jin2939 5 років тому +1089

    Didn't think it was strange when I could resume after turning my phone back on.

    • @firiosalfa6971
      @firiosalfa6971 5 років тому +10

      I didn't either lol

    • @rosamendieta4579
      @rosamendieta4579 5 років тому

      Exactly lol

    • @The3xtr3m3
      @The3xtr3m3 5 років тому +66

      You came back from Area 51 with the pause button to online!!!!!!😂😂

    • @sauce1820
      @sauce1820 5 років тому

      Same

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 років тому +1

      They could've add pause button

  • @philipelliott5822
    @philipelliott5822 5 років тому +3092

    I literally played against a guy whose name was “n I g g a”

  • @eggabowl9540
    @eggabowl9540 5 років тому +187

    When a cup is "under construction" I guess they want you to believe that they're literally still making it. But then why does it just let you skip the whole wait period with star tickets?

    • @BrandonFrancey
      @BrandonFrancey 5 років тому +52

      It's so a player doesn't just play the crap out of every level on day 1. It gives the users a reason to open the game the next day and see something new. If you just had all the levels, you would get bored of them as tomorrow there is nothing to look forward to. You might stop playing for 2 weeks until the new tour is available and by then you might forget about the game and not even play it later either.

    • @MK8Warrior
      @MK8Warrior Рік тому

      True

  • @LuigianoMariano
    @LuigianoMariano 5 років тому +547

    "This Game is Free to Play"
    *Uses Lens of Truth*
    "This Game is a Nickel-and-Dime Scam"

    • @hellacia8151
      @hellacia8151 5 років тому +9

      Welcome to mobile games

    • @notYourBro44
      @notYourBro44 5 років тому +2

      This is why I steer away from the mainstream and try to find hidden gems of games.

    • @Noremfor
      @Noremfor 5 років тому

      Motherf***ing dollar

  • @ManuelPerez-tp6re
    @ManuelPerez-tp6re 5 років тому +394

    I've played against usernames "Jesusdiedlol" and "iBeatKids"

    • @sp8cey
      @sp8cey 5 років тому +62

      DUDE I JUST RACED AGAINST JESUSDIEDLOL YESTERDAY

    • @SHINE-jk3nd
      @SHINE-jk3nd 5 років тому +13

      ~Oh hey Nintendo is actually being correct~

    • @muizzsiddique
      @muizzsiddique 5 років тому +13

      Can confirm iBeatKids.

    • @jo_IV
      @jo_IV 5 років тому +1

      Manuel Perez truuuue for iBeatKids LMAO !

    • @newera_2
      @newera_2 5 років тому +5

      Manuel Perez I played against a guy named gayfat

  • @waycute48
    @waycute48 5 років тому +854

    ONE OF THE BOTS I PLAYED AGAINST WAS “ibeatkids”

    • @giorgiofunel3125
      @giorgiofunel3125 5 років тому +32

      I got HO's MAD

    • @rajput36000
      @rajput36000 5 років тому +1

      Smol Vp nice

    • @vaper8824
      @vaper8824 5 років тому +19

      Smol Vp “ TheRealEdSheeren” was one I found

    • @Cryllama
      @Cryllama 5 років тому +29

      Legit one I had was named ńìğğą
      😭

    • @soleil7586
      @soleil7586 5 років тому +4

      I played against him (it?) too! Twice in one night!

  • @Thegoat12334
    @Thegoat12334 5 років тому +136

    How has no one talked about the way he pronounced, “grossing”?!?!

  • @Amalgam-01
    @Amalgam-01 5 років тому +288

    Nintendo advertised luigi.
    There was no Luigi in the main game.
    *depression 100*

    • @allenparker2113
      @allenparker2113 5 років тому +13

      Luigi mains rise up

    • @bethanydelatorre9052
      @bethanydelatorre9052 5 років тому +6

      Waluigi

    • @DeltaTried
      @DeltaTried 5 років тому +2

      I noticed that and felt like I should delete this.

    • @FlyingZard11
      @FlyingZard11 5 років тому +1

      announcer: FINISH!
      *cue Mario Party 3 victory music*
      nintendo: I'm the best!

    • @themapples
      @themapples 5 років тому

      Another meow

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 5 років тому +510

    Remember when "The bots are using cheats" was an excuse or a joke?

    • @Cusa_
      @Cusa_ 5 років тому +3

      Mortal Kombat had cheating bots lol

    • @andrewpereira888
      @andrewpereira888 5 років тому +6

      They very clearly rubberband in this, especially in later cups. As an incentive to get gold pass to farm points because placing well won’t cut it anymore

    •  5 років тому +4

      @@andrewpereira888 Ye, the very last two cups are a hell

    • @TheZombiewill
      @TheZombiewill 5 років тому +3

      Rubber banding was a thing since mario 64, the bots litterally was faster than you, but I agree, bots in some newer games are allowed to do things that are impossible to do.

    • @cammitalbainshoku4253
      @cammitalbainshoku4253 5 років тому +1

      Cusa Don’t forget Street Fighter 2

  • @yoitsspirit
    @yoitsspirit 5 років тому +790

    I guess you could call them:
    *Pretendo*

  • @heymamas790
    @heymamas790 5 років тому +68

    I played against “ uh oh stinky”

  • @playboineeks8840
    @playboineeks8840 5 років тому +543

    I raced against someone with the name of “UH OH STINKY”

  • @xRestart
    @xRestart 5 років тому +3244

    I see I’m not the only one that played against “N i g g a” in this game

    • @336fullcounter5
      @336fullcounter5 5 років тому +41

      ViZu Restart 😂😂

    • @Anosakura
      @Anosakura 5 років тому +177

      yeah he was a yoshi when i played against him

    • @amanda-eo2ek
      @amanda-eo2ek 5 років тому +193

      i played “t h o t”

    • @Traxes17
      @Traxes17 5 років тому +102

      id play with “N i g g a” before too

    • @meganthompson1551
      @meganthompson1551 5 років тому +21

      ViZu Restart I DID TOO OMG

  • @poisonivy3402
    @poisonivy3402 5 років тому +396

    I figured multiplayer was fake when I would turn off my phone while playing and when I turned it back on everyone was right where I left it.

  • @gojijynx
    @gojijynx 5 років тому +58

    I just noticed that I’m the only person who ever gets a frenzy. holy shit, this is some pretty advanced AI.

  • @InsaneFire10YT
    @InsaneFire10YT 5 років тому +814

    when the lonely kid feels like he finally is interacting with another human

    • @bigzy8183
      @bigzy8183 5 років тому +26

      InsaneFire10YT why does this hit hard

    • @onceuponatimeshedied
      @onceuponatimeshedied 5 років тому +11

      I had more fun and played longer when I thought I was playing real people

  • @fvvthegoat6818
    @fvvthegoat6818 5 років тому +3017

    I just played against someone named “JewBeater” Nintendo has some explainin to do

    • @MandaPandization
      @MandaPandization 5 років тому +38

      I saw that one too!!

    • @chenniedol
      @chenniedol 5 років тому +11

      SAME

    • @fvvthegoat6818
      @fvvthegoat6818 5 років тому +3

      I’m bout to post a. Video

    • @vitro7970
      @vitro7970 5 років тому +70

      Dude I saw one named “d1ckhead189”

    • @mr.mathowo
      @mr.mathowo 5 років тому +135

      SwishGang I raced against a person named “N I G G A”

  • @alleosussquirt8041
    @alleosussquirt8041 5 років тому +324

    I think everyone caught on when there was a severe lack of lag.

    • @clownkid
      @clownkid 5 років тому +29

      the fact that the scoreboard pops up right when you finish the match was a dead giveaway to me.
      I thought maybe they recorded player's times and you race boys that replicate them, but all the boys play too similar for that to be true.

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 5 років тому +47

    Nintendo: basically everyone from any Mario Kart game will be in Mario Kart Tour.
    Me: Ahem. R.O.B.?

    • @changename7165
      @changename7165 5 років тому +4

      WhAt AbOuT DK JUNIOR??!?

    • @a1by814
      @a1by814 4 роки тому +1

      Donnchan? Mametchi? Pac-Man?

    • @idioticbosd7995
      @idioticbosd7995 4 роки тому

      Stan R.O.B. Or I’ll call the fanboys to dox you
      JK, it’ll cause dramas and I ain’t dumb

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 4 роки тому

      Petey Piranha??

    • @NickFamzi
      @NickFamzi 4 роки тому

      @@changename7165 DK Junior (SNES) is already in Mario Kart Tour!

  • @vivicascure
    @vivicascure 5 років тому +289

    i was literally playing against a guy that had "MrCoochie" as his name

    • @Alex-gx5gi
      @Alex-gx5gi 5 років тому +12

      I played against him too. I had another one named poopoo1.

    • @river5616
      @river5616 5 років тому +30

      I played against someone named "Thotslayer" once

    • @Joe-zl6fm
      @Joe-zl6fm 5 років тому +16

      I had one named Jesusdiedlol. Wtf nintendo

    • @mini8186
      @mini8186 5 років тому +2

      @@Alex-gx5gi I've got that person aswell. Was it a toadette

    • @Sam-pr9rr
      @Sam-pr9rr 5 років тому +1

      Teedee SAME

  • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
    @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 5 років тому +795

    Me: "I love Nintendo."
    *Looks at Pocket Camp and Mario Tour*
    "Look at how they massacred my boy."

    • @ORJose517
      @ORJose517 5 років тому +29

      I’ve heard people say Pocket Camp was actually really good. What’s wrong with it?

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 5 років тому +62

      @@ORJose517 Pocket Camp is fun, but the extreme amount of leaf ticket grinding and microtransactions is pretty bad. It has become incredibly stressful to play. They used to have a decent amount of rewards for doing things, but the rewards are slowly diminishing by the update, to pressure people into spending money.
      BOUT TA GO ON A TANGEEEENT
      For example, there was a recent update that turned a really good "recycling" mechanic(Gulliver's ship let's you get rid of duplicate items for rewards) into a process where you have to use specific furniture and items to craft, meaning you have to build extra furniture you don't need, and spends lots of material to make multiple crates to ship. You wait an hour for each crate made( up to 3 at a time if you spend leaf tickets to open extra craft spaces) ship them at once, and wait up to twelve hours for a single lootbox prize.
      The stretch goals, which give you Leaf tickets(premium currency) Have gotten worse.
      Special clothes and furniture can cost from 90 to 350 LTs.
      The strech goals for Gulliver's ship give you 1 or 5 tickets each. Using Gulliver's ship 100 times, probably ammounting to months of work total, nets you 5 leaf tickets.

    • @Vibinh1gh
      @Vibinh1gh 5 років тому +20

      @@ORJose517 pocket camp does a lot of shit that makes it seem like a money grab. Overall an amazing game though.

    • @NaokoMarie
      @NaokoMarie 5 років тому +28

      Literally every cool thing that exists in pocket camp needs to be bought by leaf tickets. And Gulliver is straight up useless now. I hope new horizons doesn't do stuff like this

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 5 років тому +7

      @@NaokoMarie I think the most insulting goal for the Gulliver goals was this.
      Refresh Gulliver's map. Reward: 1,000 bells.
      If you don't want to wait the 24(?) Hours to refresh, it costs 300,000 bells to refresh.

  • @ThoughtsbySerebrum
    @ThoughtsbySerebrum 5 років тому +680

    I came across the name, “GUCCI”, like 10 times now.

  • @kpopmania977
    @kpopmania977 5 років тому +83

    I played with someone named “Ms. Coochie”

  • @JH-vt6dk
    @JH-vt6dk 5 років тому +127

    One time I was racing against a user called “Ben Dover” so yeah I don’t think the names are random, I think it just fetches the names from other users

    • @hutt1936
      @hutt1936 5 років тому +6

      He said that. Hopefully that bend over joke didn't go over your head.

    • @kurtfrankisnomore875
      @kurtfrankisnomore875 5 років тому +1

      Weird I also encountered “Ben Dover”

    • @clevername6872
      @clevername6872 5 років тому

      t h o t s w e e p e r

    • @mkicon
      @mkicon 5 років тому

      He said that, though

  • @gezi5927
    @gezi5927 5 років тому +774

    It’s pretty irritating, so many crappy “io” games do this.

    • @leo-oi8em
      @leo-oi8em 5 років тому +63

      Omg every shit .io game fakes multiplayer

    • @melimelimeow
      @melimelimeow 5 років тому +130

      mar.io kart

    • @Enderman-en3dv
      @Enderman-en3dv 5 років тому +60

      Nobody would believe me when I told them paper.io was full of bots.

    • @violetbitch9492
      @violetbitch9492 5 років тому +18

      yeah it's really annoying. I got the uno game on my phone and like 99% of people on there are bots. It's stupid

    • @questimon7351
      @questimon7351 5 років тому +2

      WAIT SLITHER IO IS FAKE?! NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @TanookiTex
    @TanookiTex 5 років тому +286

    “.io” Games would also do the same thing, just plop you into a game with a million other bots.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 5 років тому +21

      One time I played a mode that you'd expect Wi-Fi would be needed.
      I ended up playing it on the bus with no issues.

    • @shojoverse4649
      @shojoverse4649 5 років тому +11

      I play io games with my friends so they are not bots we just have to join at the same time

    • @garper3254
      @garper3254 5 років тому +12

      Only some .io games do that

    • @Destined2BeKing
      @Destined2BeKing 5 років тому +7

      true,only the ogs like slither.io,agar.io and some others dont

    • @erectustesticulus3191
      @erectustesticulus3191 5 років тому +2

      Smh I wanna play with real mfs

  • @jaely0
    @jaely0 4 роки тому +28

    The fact that they’re taking random players names makes me wonder if my name has showed up on someone’s game before.

    • @1upGuy
      @1upGuy 4 роки тому +1

      Probably yes, i don't play the tho so I can't exactly tell

    • @NickFamzi
      @NickFamzi 4 роки тому +1

      Probably mine as well

    • @somerandomhandle
      @somerandomhandle 2 роки тому +1

      someone has probably saw mine aswell (mine is just called imilsuper or smth like that)

  • @halo563
    @halo563 5 років тому +325

    Bruh I deadass saw a guy named “MrCoochie” but their bots.

    • @Rpg_Nasty
      @Rpg_Nasty 5 років тому +2

      BRUH SO DID I

    • @Julian-wz2kw
      @Julian-wz2kw 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @juhlis5586
      @juhlis5586 5 років тому +1

      me and my friend did too

    • @lovepuppy4627
      @lovepuppy4627 5 років тому +1

      I aaw him too

    • @rrabittz8999
      @rrabittz8999 5 років тому +1

      Im assuming there ghost players rather than bots in a sense since half the names are weird

  • @cryptech3883
    @cryptech3883 5 років тому +241

    "If Nintendo makes a Zelda mobile game where you have to pay for the master sword..."
    Nintendo: "write that down"

    • @themaskedman8377
      @themaskedman8377 5 років тому

      No

    • @bellyjelly0812
      @bellyjelly0812 5 років тому

      Accurate fam

    • @howwesurvive767
      @howwesurvive767 5 років тому

      They made us pay for unlocking the Master Swords true power in BOTW.

    • @yoyo3712
      @yoyo3712 5 років тому +2

      @@howwesurvive767 Considering that you buy the DLC pack 1 and DLC pack 2 for botw together, it is kinda worth it because...
      Motorcycle baby

    • @themaskedman8377
      @themaskedman8377 5 років тому

      @@yoyo3712 Nintendo stop this

  • @KRcanondaisa
    @KRcanondaisa 5 років тому +550

    You know why Wario isn't in this game?
    He's behind the microtransactions.

    • @MellyXIV
      @MellyXIV 5 років тому +11

      Lmao in before a mario kart game without luigi 😂😭

    • @justsomeplant3305
      @justsomeplant3305 5 років тому +5

      I prefer when nintendo made a whole new character that I call microtransagolor for kirby clash deluxe switch

    • @wdjwjdjwjdj
      @wdjwjdjwjdj 5 років тому +2

      he IS the microtransactions.

    • @KRcanondaisa
      @KRcanondaisa 5 років тому

      @@florasaku yeah I heard, guess this comment aged poorly

    • @Professor_Utonium_
      @Professor_Utonium_ 5 років тому +1

      |
      |>
      |
      |3

  • @BlinkFanForever3
    @BlinkFanForever3 5 років тому +96

    I actually saw “players” have a character that hasn’t been released yet

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni 4 роки тому +2

      Who?

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 4 роки тому +15

      @@CricetoFunni Biggus Dickus

    • @hib7295
      @hib7295 4 роки тому +2

      @@IStMl ah yes, who doesn't know him

    • @verticaldorito
      @verticaldorito 4 роки тому

      Metro Floody yeah he’s Big Chungus’ cousin

  • @joshmatthews9597
    @joshmatthews9597 5 років тому +690

    I literally played against people named “gay” and “Mrcoochie”

  • @OddDuck64
    @OddDuck64 5 років тому +594

    I was almost convinced it was actual players when a bot’s username was a racial slur with spaces between the letters

    • @Defnotken
      @Defnotken 5 років тому +118

      was his name “N I G G A”? because he was in my lobby too.

    • @lilohigirl12
      @lilohigirl12 5 років тому +70

      I had a player who’s name was G U C C I

    • @xharii_
      @xharii_ 5 років тому +14

      oh my gosh, I saw a name like that tooo. also saw someone named DookieBoy

    • @nuriaalcaide4598
      @nuriaalcaide4598 5 років тому +9

      I had a player whos name was gay

    • @OddDuck64
      @OddDuck64 5 років тому +2

      DatSav_Kendall yes

  • @yug9306
    @yug9306 5 років тому +140

    NintendoBlackCrisis: "I better not pay for the master sword"
    Nintendo: ok
    Also Nintendo: "Wanna buy the Hylian shield?"

    • @cuppoboba9400
      @cuppoboba9400 5 років тому +15

      The shield doesn't cost hylian rupees
      It costs Russian rupees

    • @d.m.9304
      @d.m.9304 5 років тому

      Cuppo' Boba | India use rupees, Russia uses rubles

    • @cuppoboba9400
      @cuppoboba9400 5 років тому

      @@d.m.9304 Oh, my bad, heh

  • @jasomega2446
    @jasomega2446 5 років тому +183

    It’s like almost all mobile games are “Pay to win”!

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 років тому +13

      Which is another thing that confuses me, sure young children wouldnt know this, but from an adults viewpoint, how the hell do you get baited into this? Ive been playing for free since the launch, I have gotten over 200 gem-thingies without paying a dime. Not sure what everyone else is missing, its a simple game and only becomes P2W during the last 2-ish cups in the tournament. Which requires you to have top tier characters,karts,etc. Maybe I just get lucky with my pipe openings (to be fair I have several high-tier characters, most of them I had received from my first or second openings) But hey, Im still able to compete quite well without shilling out a cent. All I can say is git gud and I hope this reply doesnt come off as "fanboy-ish" Because I wholeheartedly agree Nintendo is greedy rn, just theyre baiting some unusually stupid children.

    • @kennyc002
      @kennyc002 5 років тому +9

      @@bluewuppo It's just years and years of heavily researched psychological manipulation. The thing about MKT is that it's not even all that different from other gacha games with how they implemented the game. The horrible paid gem rates are pulled straight from games like Fire Emblem Heroes.
      Basically, this is nothing special from their POV, and until enough people raise enough of a stink, nothing will happen.

    • @neodintchly
      @neodintchly 5 років тому +3

      EA

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 4 роки тому +2

      Jason V Horizon Chase wasn’t, you bought it, you played it. It was the only mobile game that did that as far as I know.

    • @dinbabwa452
      @dinbabwa452 4 роки тому +1

      @@neodintchly EA was on a whole new level though. They charred you AAA prices for the game and then hid its content behind a pay to win platform. Here at least its free to play initially. But yeah not my cup of tea... Its meant to be addictive.

  • @J_Osyrust
    @J_Osyrust 5 років тому +711

    “There’s no way to do that.”
    Fire Emblem Heroes: *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @danelo13
      @danelo13 5 років тому +31

      Its funny because you don't need to pay for anything. It gives you the 3 main characters (and about 10 free good characters) right away in the first days of playing. and most the events give you hundreds of free currency that mostly has no RNG (I never liked Forging bonds tbh but the orb (main currency) reward is simply beating the mode once per day)

    • @J_Osyrust
      @J_Osyrust 5 років тому +13

      Jakiro TheTwinHeadedDragon the issue with that is, when there are “orb droughts” (which happen often) people tend to get upset

    • @danelo13
      @danelo13 5 років тому +13

      @@J_Osyrust Sure. Sometimes there are not enough Orbs. But most of the time you don't need to have the 10th fast double attacking sword fighter. Also most of the game content can be completed with F2P characters.

    • @J_Osyrust
      @J_Osyrust 5 років тому +3

      Jakiro TheTwinHeadedDragon true, but then the competitive parts of FEH makes it awful

    • @camtheman7654
      @camtheman7654 5 років тому +3

      And even then, there are plenty units that can give their skills to other units and are somewhat simple to rank-up. You may already know all this, but I am saying it anyway. I am free to play and I have many 5-star units, some of which were just given to me via free 5-star guaranteed summons and I just keep around because the 5-star rate is relatively sane at 6 percent, going up by .5 every 5 summons without a 5 star. They are even giving old common heroes their own personal weapons with refines that make them better. Granted, there are some dumb aspects of the game, but they give you heroes that can be use to remedy this. In arena's there are heroes that give bonus scores. These are usually new heroes, a few random ones, and one of the three starting heroes or Fjorm, guaranteeing that you have at least one to get the boost (unless you got rid of Fjorm.) MKT practically forces you to have a certain character and/or kart piece either majorly leveled up or part of the bonus drivers to get the Grand Stars. Also just look at those prices for MKT's summoning. What does it take again? 5? You may just get a kart piece or even a repeated character and that would cost you around $3-5 for one summon unless you buy in bulk. And if I also remember correctly they don't give out rubies very often. I remember the daily log-on calendar having a distinct lack of red (could be remembering wrong, I deleted it after a couple hours. At least FEH's Human versus other person's team AI influenced by the team creator. Sorry for the rambling, I got bored and this just came to my mind when I read your comment. Have a good whatever time of day you read this.

  • @blackrasengan2430
    @blackrasengan2430 5 років тому +298

    The micro transactions are outrageously high...
    *This* *ain’t* *adding* *up*

    • @mariofficial2032
      @mariofficial2032 5 років тому +13

      almost 3$ for three rubies hell nah

    • @smolbrendan5978
      @smolbrendan5978 5 років тому +20

      The amount it costs to buy 135 rubies is _more_ than the cost of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, INCLUDING TAXES (for my province, at least).
      That's a major yikes from me.

    • @ActComplicated
      @ActComplicated 5 років тому +7

      smol brendan The fact that it costs $100 for 30 shots from a pipe (80% will be duplicates) is absurd to me

    • @devora4809
      @devora4809 5 років тому +1

      @@smolbrendan5978 That's a big no from me too and i also own Mario kart 8 Deluxe on Switch, and kart tour on my smartphone

    • @ashboltTV
      @ashboltTV 5 років тому

      It’s a gacha game, insane prices are incredibly common

  • @jahhz5
    @jahhz5 5 років тому +208

    therapist: Coolbro69 doesnt exist, he cant hurt you
    Coolbro69:

  • @megancasberg5474
    @megancasberg5474 5 років тому +40

    I literally just raced against an A.I. Called “cum41”

    • @DodieDtheP
      @DodieDtheP 5 років тому +4

      megan casberg lmaoooo

  • @pietersillis1228
    @pietersillis1228 5 років тому +664

    It seems like another developer made this game, not Nintendo. It's weird to see huge fees for a game mechanic in Mario Kart.

    • @neoshadow3669
      @neoshadow3669 5 років тому +87

      thats because it isn't Nintendo its actually secretly EA games

    • @ethanaquino7027
      @ethanaquino7027 5 років тому +5

      True

    • @MaverickManta
      @MaverickManta 5 років тому +2

      Another reason: I think it’s because in the demo it has every character but in the normal game it has not every character so Nintendo don’t like to put them :(

    • @alanfavoretto6761
      @alanfavoretto6761 5 років тому +35

      That's because it isn't Nintendo. This was developed by DeNA, a dev company specializing in mobile games

    • @jongkey5630
      @jongkey5630 5 років тому +28

      Well it actually isn't. Nintendo doesn't develop their mobile games, but they give their IPs to DeNA who is the actual developer.

  • @kyorno2850
    @kyorno2850 5 років тому +946

    I just played against someone named “beatwife”

    • @glossary8463
      @glossary8463 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @owenreynolds9599
      @owenreynolds9599 5 років тому +88

      my friend played against "Jewbeater", interesting how realistic some of these names are

    • @RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing
      @RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing 5 років тому +3

      @@owenreynolds9599 jewbeater is a nazi

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 5 років тому +8

      @@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing remind me who isn't nowadays?

    • @lizzie5496
      @lizzie5496 5 років тому +1

      Ovven The Overlord i also got 2nd to jewbeater. weird how some names pop up more than others?

  • @megafrankenstien8049
    @megafrankenstien8049 5 років тому +371

    I found that out once I realized when my battery percentage was low and the race paused

    • @scg5928
      @scg5928 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @lrshafted1283
      @lrshafted1283 5 років тому +11

      Just to remind you everytime there is a pre sequence of the track before the race its always singleplayer

    • @shadow9570
      @shadow9570 5 років тому +2

      I have an iPhone XS and the swipe gesture gave it away for me, I accidentally swiped left so it changed app and when I returned It was paused so yeah

  • @possumrug5080
    @possumrug5080 5 років тому +15

    Lest we forget that I played with a bot called ‘Child Dealer’

  • @vegansocks5464
    @vegansocks5464 5 років тому +662

    let’s be honest guys..
    Everyone lost a *biiiit* of self esteem today.

    • @scoutboy25
      @scoutboy25 5 років тому +21

      Except for the fact that they are some people who don't play it cause of the weird controls and because they have better installments, like all of the others

    • @sonomi2417
      @sonomi2417 5 років тому +1

      Not really tbh because multiplayer always made me anxious and even tho I know none of my wins were earned honestly now I still feel relieved and more calm while playing

  • @primenova5371
    @primenova5371 5 років тому +108

    No way, I've been playing with bots this whole time. And I just found out that if you are in a race and switch to a different app while in the race, it will pause the game. Once you switch back to the Mario kart app it will resume with all the bots in the same position.

    • @crystaljewel8906
      @crystaljewel8906 5 років тому +8

      Yeah... I figured it out when my Wi-fi unexpectedly crashed. I was mid race and it told me that the wi-fi went down, yet it failed to show any lag or booting me out of the race all together. Once I got to menu and surprisingly crashed. It was confusing at first until I realized Multiplayer Inbound meant that this was single player (at the time I believed multiplayer was inviting friends into races). Another thing that struck me odd is that it requires the Nintendo number to add friends when a simple add friends button at the end of each race. Except an AI couldn't accept a friend request for a real player... Long story short feeling cheated out on not only repetitive tracks but also actually playing with people I just uninstalled the game.

  • @trainsforever8
    @trainsforever8 5 років тому +340

    I actually assumed they were the "ghosts" of other players' past gameplays and mashed up

    • @AlipticAce
      @AlipticAce 5 років тому +22

      That's a good point. They may be ghosts

    • @MSTURF
      @MSTURF 5 років тому +15

      bumpable ones

    • @stantonclark
      @stantonclark 5 років тому +9

      Thats what it should’ve been if they couldn’t get real multiplayer for the game release

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 років тому +5

      That's impossible

    • @edwardbxnds2417
      @edwardbxnds2417 5 років тому +1

      MrManiac3 ok

  • @PinkSlimeEntertainment
    @PinkSlimeEntertainment 4 роки тому +88

    *you have been banned from Nintendo online, reason: discovering the truth*

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 4 роки тому +3

      Nintendo Requiem: You'll never reach the truth!

  • @oliviamichelle8376
    @oliviamichelle8376 5 років тому +530

    Nobody:
    CPU I’m playing: Jizzmaster

    • @cendicate9132
      @cendicate9132 5 років тому +17

      Omg. I've played the jizzmaster bot

    • @backtomarzzz
      @backtomarzzz 5 років тому +3

      I've played that guy too

    • @lawnduty765
      @lawnduty765 5 років тому +12

      I’ve had one named jesusisdeadlol

    • @chasehickey3955
      @chasehickey3955 5 років тому +7

      Olivia B it’s because they are real player user names

    • @MSTURF
      @MSTURF 5 років тому +1

      one bot had “bitch” in their name

  • @daredevildog5483
    @daredevildog5483 5 років тому +513

    The moment you realize you were cussing at CPU’s and not real players

    • @therealsushi2322
      @therealsushi2322 5 років тому +5

      Likes are perfectly balanced

    • @breadlosar
      @breadlosar 5 років тому +3

      I knew they're bots it's obvious you get the same name and only try to interfere with items

    • @maxd1744
      @maxd1744 5 років тому

      KunoYo u can skip in the beginning when u want it starts that how I knew 1st game I played

    • @omarrivera2823
      @omarrivera2823 5 років тому

      Isn't that how its always been in this series? SCREW YOU DONKEY ASS, I hate your guts!

    • @taffyadam6031
      @taffyadam6031 5 років тому +1

      CM T3 haha it’s small brain time

  • @sheep4558
    @sheep4558 5 років тому +401

    Nintendo? More like uhhh.... Pretendo

  • @darthtitteous1215
    @darthtitteous1215 5 років тому +34

    I literally raced a guy with the name “PairyHenis” these are some coolbro bots

    • @Leeloo_Dallas
      @Leeloo_Dallas 5 років тому +1

      yup, i've seen him around too 😂😂

    • @Nyrus13
      @Nyrus13 5 років тому +1

      Same :)

  • @reabsh
    @reabsh 5 років тому +511

    welp judging by the comments i’m not the only one who’s played with “thotsweeper”

  • @Miloth69
    @Miloth69 5 років тому +608

    I raced someone name “D1CKHEAD” I was so confused

  • @SirRayland
    @SirRayland 5 років тому +624

    I had names like "ThotSweeper" "HoesBeMad" and "GUCCI"

    • @desireemateriano1885
      @desireemateriano1885 5 років тому +6

      Lmao.i just played with GUCCI

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 5 років тому +4

      I JUST FINISHED PLAYING AGAINST GUCCI

    • @treymannon2466
      @treymannon2466 5 років тому +8

      I played thotsweeper

    • @melo1875
      @melo1875 5 років тому

      I was in a game with GUCCI

    • @Noah-Lach
      @Noah-Lach 5 років тому +1

      I’ve had my ass kicked by GUCCI before.

  • @234SuperSimi
    @234SuperSimi 5 років тому +69

    I've literally seen "XiaoTong" over 50 times.

  • @haydenw4051
    @haydenw4051 5 років тому +352

    Everyone should change their usernames to “Online is fake” or something so they show up on other people’s phones and stuff

  • @user-xm8hq4fu5q
    @user-xm8hq4fu5q 5 років тому +158

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who has raced against "N i g g a"

  • @theodoreyd
    @theodoreyd 5 років тому +370

    I knew it was fake when I wasn’t seeing user names like “AssMuncher69” or “lilThot”

    • @WeedShaggy
      @WeedShaggy 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @dietfawn
      @dietfawn 5 років тому +75

      “Thotsweeper” and “N i g g a” walk in

    • @jerrygodeep4787
      @jerrygodeep4787 5 років тому +7

      Theodore Yamada-Dessert I been in multiple games where it says thot in the name actually

    • @santansegi
      @santansegi 5 років тому

      I did

    • @noahwilliams3075
      @noahwilliams3075 5 років тому +3

      Sometimes these usernames are suspiciously realistic

  • @lonely1495
    @lonely1495 5 років тому +4

    I knew they weren't real multiplayer games, especially when I had to leave mid race to answer a phone call, but when I opened the app again the race continued and I was still in 1st place. This, with what you pointed out, made it pretty clear.

  • @Croton
    @Croton 5 років тому +217

    "They probably just got this game out now so it wouldn't interfere with Luigis Mansion in late October"
    Links Awakening, which came out 5 days earlier: *Am I a joke to you??*

    • @NintendoBlackCrisis
      @NintendoBlackCrisis  5 років тому +12

      But that game is overpriced K A P P A !

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 років тому +4

      @@NintendoBlackCrisis yeah it kind of is

    • @neoshadow3669
      @neoshadow3669 5 років тому +2

      @@dayalasingh5853 agreed i might not play it for that reason

    • @M3rcyKn1ght
      @M3rcyKn1ght 5 років тому +3

      the real links awakening is over 20 years old now. i already played it, robbed the in game shop keeper and got the hidden cutscene where he kills you for it.

    • @happycamperds9917
      @happycamperds9917 5 років тому

      NintendoBlackCrisis This or 5 loot boxes.

  • @dauntless64
    @dauntless64 5 років тому +406

    Video: “And that’s exactly why Nintendo found another solution - ”
    * _Ad cuts him off_ *: “-Coming soon to Nintendo Switch! Pokémon Sword and Pokémon shield”
    Me: Laughing extremely hard...

    • @NintendoBlackCrisis
      @NintendoBlackCrisis  5 років тому +30

      Clearly I'm the best when it comes to ad placements 😘

    • @isaiahbecerril7721
      @isaiahbecerril7721 5 років тому +2

      Snicker ad for me

    • @cornflakesthe5382nd
      @cornflakesthe5382nd 5 років тому +2

      I got Will Smith's new movie 😂

    • @Ramej
      @Ramej 5 років тому

      I GOT AN AD OMG
      ITS A PERFECT SYNC
      I got an ad while reading the **

  • @musicviolamusician4392
    @musicviolamusician4392 5 років тому +118

    That moment when you think you’re so good at the game yet you realize that you were only playing against bots

    • @alisonhooker241
      @alisonhooker241 5 років тому +1

      Haha I did think that was suspicious for me as I'm normally really bad at this game!

    • @MRoach03
      @MRoach03 5 років тому

      I got so good at killing bots at a game that when I got into the online people couldn't even react cause I was so fast yet so controlled, the game name is Cobalt so you know what I'm talking about.

  • @iluvmichaelclifford
    @iluvmichaelclifford 5 років тому +76

    i raced against “callmecarson” and i freaked out smfh

  • @NoahClevinger
    @NoahClevinger 5 років тому +400

    When UA-cam recommendations are actually good for once.

    • @Earthssignnn
      @Earthssignnn 5 років тому

      NoahC 🐉

    • @aeg9322
      @aeg9322 5 років тому

      The likes are 421 and that irritates me

  • @ethan_shmethan
    @ethan_shmethan 5 років тому +507

    Bruh I had a race with that guy named “N i g g a” and he had the exact same loadout💀

    • @xserveserve_9137
      @xserveserve_9137 5 років тому +3

      Ethan Does Stuff same

    • @Destined2BeKing
      @Destined2BeKing 5 років тому +27

      same and i first thought "this dude savage as hell"

    • @shibabeeba1463
      @shibabeeba1463 5 років тому +3

      Ethan Does Stuff me too

    • @murftin
      @murftin 5 років тому +17

      I played with people with the name Thot,Gay, and Porn but in Chinese letters

    • @kianonymous4303
      @kianonymous4303 5 років тому +3

      Me too... i think Nintendo likes this dude

  • @alb_0919
    @alb_0919 5 років тому +232

    So the 🈵🈹 are fake?? I’ve been loosing to bots?

    • @ajrich1726
      @ajrich1726 5 років тому +3

      Yes and Mario kart shenanigans because that still exists

    • @moose6370
      @moose6370 5 років тому

      Alberto_0919 dame bro. The metal mario cup is hard!

    • @zacziggarot
      @zacziggarot 5 років тому

      I bet it's ghost data if that helps at all

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Рік тому +2

    I hate how Nintendo can do cool things like have more characters and costumes to Mario Kart, but instead of doing that for a legitimate Mario Kart game, they make it into a mobile gacha nightmare.

  • @aengus830
    @aengus830 5 років тому +49

    Also, to add to that if you quit the app and go back in, all the 'players' have waited in their exact spots just for you!

  • @tarek-tj1gf
    @tarek-tj1gf 5 років тому +158

    HOLD ON
    AT 8:18
    IS THAT A CHEF SHY GUY IN A LITTLE MACARON CAR OHMTGOD 🥺🥺🥺 I need him

    • @KawaiiQT
      @KawaiiQT 5 років тому +8

      Chef Shyguy: Where’s The Lambsauce!

    • @speedylinguine
      @speedylinguine 5 років тому +6

      Kirby *smacks desk *WHERE’S THE DUCKING LAMBSAUCE

    • @happycamperds9917
      @happycamperds9917 5 років тому +4

      Just try 50 pulls and you should get him...

    • @ChorusKids
      @ChorusKids 5 років тому

      Daniel GRAINGER bro no just buy 1000 pipes and you get a 0.01% chance duh

    • @ChorusKids
      @ChorusKids 5 років тому

      Daniel GRAINGER simple
      *look at this game*

  • @renmen7132
    @renmen7132 5 років тому +204

    Had this bot in my game named “Hentai_Cat”

    • @Saphyrlulu
      @Saphyrlulu 5 років тому +3

      Renmen me too!!!

    • @Metalex0
      @Metalex0 5 років тому +1

      Lmao I had ThiccLoli

  • @maliebear4021
    @maliebear4021 5 років тому +27

    There was a “npc” with the name “Jewbeater” sooo that’s a lil sus