Ryan is my biological father. a young girl named Jasmine who also went by Jessie had me 9 months after seeing Ryan at VidCon in a shark fursuit. she gave me up and now I live in the hood, having nothing to drive me forward but the sound of my sweet daddy's voice
Matt and Ryan drank too much LA faucet water like Arin and became water people. They're too far gone. EDIT: after watching Ding Dong talk about how Matt has consistently ghosted him in private, it looks like I'm not too far off LMAO.
This podcast episode was crazy. I could not stop laughing. I do feel bad for Matt and Ryan being conquered by their guests, but this had to be their best podcast yet.
Shazy Donut yeah, totally. Ding Dong almost plays the role (comedically) of Zach, and I almost don't wanna say that cos he's still so different and has great responses. Chris is Chris (obviously lol) and Matt and Ryan are like two Nialls lmao
As someone who has watched every Cyndago, Kids with problems, and SuperMega video, plus all cyndago and SuperMega podcasts, and any game grumps stuff related to Matt and Ryan, I can confirm. This is the weirdest, most random content they have ever put out. Which just makes it even more hilarious
most youtubers have have fuking cringy and creepy fanbase. Like, something is wrong with you if your pic and twitter handle is jacksepticeye-related. It's good Matt's in the drama mess and the topic is brought up
Oona yeah i mean people saying jack has one of the nicest fandom isn't always gonna be true. Sure his comment section is great but goddamn twitter fandom is just crawling with cancer.. I think people just got upset cause matt called them out lol
very actual; precise (used to emphasize the exact identity of someone or something). "those were his very words" HOW is this funny to you? Im not a native english speaker and i knew that you dumb fuck.
@@LehySnek Because nobody says "very guests," since the word gives way to an adjective in this particular sentence. A host would usually say "we have two very special guests" as a formality in this situation. So it is implied that he's about to say that in the beginning, but he pauses instead of saying "special" as if the guests aren't that great. This is because they are friends who like to joke with each other. That should be a simple enough explanation for you, fucktard.
27:40 "Kids are supposed to know about death. If you have a kid that's not afraid of death then they'll run out into the street and get run over." I wonder if Chris has played Nier: Automata.
As someone who met Matt & Ryan numerous times, they're both as normal as all of us. What they both really want is just to have a normal conversation, like "how's everything going type of deal." It's kinda disturbing when some of Matt & Ryan's followers call them "daddy" & what I've saw throughout the years I've been following them both the followers have their icons as youtubers. It's basically a race to see who gets notice by whichever youtuber first & it's sad, but that's my opinion. Attack me if you want idc.
Best fucking podcast you guys have done in a long time! XD HAHA I laughed my ass off through the entire thing! I think Chris and DingDong add a TON to the podcast!
"What if you heard guns cocking everytime a joke was told"
DINGDONG HOLY
Very Naisu He meant if there was a group of buff black men laughing at the Madea movie & he wasn’t laughing, the men would shoot him.
@@bethm5852 because the gangsta stereotype that Fifty loves. Just like he loves Yayo.
Julian was there the whole time but he was sleepo
Jonald944 and then he got spooked by crash bandicoot and he woke up
*homer scream*
he was dreaming with Crash Bandicoot, and his big floppy dick.
Galbert but marge
Jonald944 gay
The part where Oney and DingDong were chanting "Brat Wattson" with the Jurassic Park Theme actually had me in tears
I could barely breathe this entire podcast.
rnkn “VOMIT!!!”
Sameeeep
you need to consult your doctor about that
The bit about Matt's mom and dad almost spitting on him was amazing.
I think Matt needs a hug after this episode.
not from his mum though, she will just spit in his face.
FrankyManky a colorful hug from a hobgoblin cosby
You think Matt's mom used to peg him?
Every day
So would his dad
Ryan is my biological father. a young girl named Jasmine who also went by Jessie had me 9 months after seeing Ryan at VidCon in a shark fursuit. she gave me up and now I live in the hood, having nothing to drive me forward but the sound of my sweet daddy's voice
COOPER What the fuck
COOPER whao
1 like = 1 pary
What The Hell?!
COOPER he went to vidcon for the first time this year. pretty sure it hasn't even been 9 months.
I want smega and oneygays to get back together
Yes
Yes yes yes
Matt and Ryan drank too much LA faucet water like Arin and became water people. They're too far gone.
EDIT: after watching Ding Dong talk about how Matt has consistently ghosted him in private, it looks like I'm not too far off LMAO.
@@shaitet this hurts to hear man :(
boy did this age well
Plz make Oney and Ding Dong regular guests.
malchar2 Man don't come at me wit dat buuuuuuullshit.
Chris's laugh from 22:20 to 22:24 is the purest fucking sound of elation I have ever heard in my life
39:01
for future reference
Dezi_XD thanks
@TheYummyBurrito Omg thank you, this was what I was looking for
Ryan heaving, Matt screaming, and ding dong nervously laughing while chris cackles in the background is comedy gold.
apocalypse but audio format
Sickness terror anxiousness and pure insanity
Dingdong is a professional at fake outrage followed by the best offensive comments
a shame he ain’t on the let’s plays
@@eatingmytoesrightnow3627 well what do you know
@@truenickspivak ?
This podcast episode was crazy. I could not stop laughing. I do feel bad for Matt and Ryan being conquered by their guests, but this had to be their best podcast yet.
GigaLordShinyMudkip1 if you're not already watching OneyPlays, you should check out some of the episodes that Matt and Ryan are in, good stuff
GigaLordShinyMudkip1 it reminds me of SleepyCast, in a way
Shazy Donut yeah, totally. Ding Dong almost plays the role (comedically) of Zach, and I almost don't wanna say that cos he's still so different and has great responses. Chris is Chris (obviously lol) and Matt and Ryan are like two Nialls lmao
"like two Nialls" ahahaha
Shazy Satania But less autistic and not as edgy lol
I love how every time DingDong is brought in as a guest on something, whenever they introduce him he just makes a groan of discomfort.
oNEYS IMPRESSION OF RYANS LAUGH IS SO FUCJING ACCURATE IM CRYING
"You're not Matt Watson!!! I'm Matt Watson!!!!". I lost it😂😂
3 whole years later and 15:00 is still the funniest part of any podcast ever
37:13 - 37:52 Is just a huge, deep repository of gold.
FinalFantisiac just looked up and saw my own time 20 seconds before this. Now ya got me all excited. Will update.
FinalFantisiac 10/10 doesn't expect that sound. xD
rat Watson
BRAT WATSON BRAT WATSON
BRAT WATSON BRAT WATSON
RAT WATSON BRAT WATSON
Matt is actually a really good actor from what I saw in the game grumps Halloween video.. so I mean his opinions on fousey tubes acting is valid..
"Just some advice from a creative writer.." You put two periods too lol
@@jroach ok?
As someone who has watched every Cyndago, Kids with problems, and SuperMega video, plus all cyndago and SuperMega podcasts, and any game grumps stuff related to Matt and Ryan, I can confirm.
This is the weirdest, most random content they have ever put out. Which just makes it even more hilarious
Oh hey a podcast with Oney and Ding Dong!
>vomit warning
Oh boy...
What is Ding Dong? A thing? A person? A figment?
Grayson Myers A LEGEND.
a long dong
A theory
god himself
Grayson Myers a rabbid wannabe
40:39 Chris's fly cry made me laugh so much no noise was coming out so i could hear him even clearer which made me laugh more
Ding Dong sounds like Tina Belcher.
I'll never not hear that now
Hey
Declan Kirby hello
@@Randscorporation it's me
I feel like Ding Dong is hiding his powerlevel
Veru Tactical you wouldn’t like him in his hyper form
Its over 9000
Everybody that's appeared on Oneyplays is a fan of Mr. Metokur or lurks /pol/
@@uberd3323 even Dave?
clawzx especially dave
Matt you have a nice smile and you're handsome and cool
FJM PURE COMEDY APRIL 7TH omg i love fjm too😭😭💓
Ryan, you have the best laugh ever!
Edit: That's not even sarcasm, I just love it1
Dittoma same
His laugh is infectious. It makes u want to laugh with him
!1!!!1!11!111!!!!!11!
This fills the sleepy cast void
!
most youtubers have have fuking cringy and creepy fanbase. Like, something is wrong with you if your pic and twitter handle is jacksepticeye-related. It's good Matt's in the drama mess and the topic is brought up
Oona yeah i mean people saying jack has one of the nicest fandom isn't always gonna be true. Sure his comment section is great but goddamn twitter fandom is just crawling with cancer.. I think people just got upset cause matt called them out lol
they sure are nice. i would love people who jerked off to me.
Oona m
i saw the words 'madea' & 'oney' and never clicked a video so quick
YOU'RE NOT MATT WATSON, I'M MATT WATSON!!!!!
Elfin Stuff No im Watt Matson
@@noaolsen5959 No. I am the true Ryan Watson
Favourite podcast so far.
Pretty funny these guys.
I love it when Chris does his gremlin voices
Matt, ignore the haters, you're one handsome boy
big boy-big weenr
This is true!
BaronUltros the ugly one lol got eem
Oona boy howdy!
666
I think Oney really likes hanging around with people with funny voices.
Chris O'Neill: "G'HYKK!"
Ding Dong: "(hrrm)"
37:51, 39:04 screeching matt
Give some loving words to matt he's going through some tuff times ❤
My first super mega podcast I'm not disappointed.
Dad?
Everywhere Chris goes screams and funny noises are unavoidable.
12:37 i can't stop laughing at this
I pre'd just from that title
I'M GONNA PRE AAAAAAAAA
XtraFlatt AW IM GONNA FUCKIN PRE DUDE
This is why I love the comment section of this channel so much
Rin In A Bin A joke has just been ran into the ground yet again.
I'm gonna pre!!!!
Favourite quote from dingle dangle "They were mean...naughty, naughty people"
37:50 I have found it, the noise that makes my butthole clench up uncontrollably when I hear it. My journey is over.
I'm actually so happy that Ding Dong's on this cast, haha
"super glue that thing shut bitch" wins the podcast by delivery alone. God bless Chris.
THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAYYY
"you hear guns cocking everytime they laugh"😂😂😂
Ryan has the most magical laugh
Indeed
Am i the only one who wants to see their parents review of the podcast
Brian Wakem videos I WANT IT
Brian Wakem videos I want see their parents do a podcast
God, these guys were so funny together. I come back to this episode often when I’m feeling down.
15:10 my favorite part
This might be the best thing I've listened to in forever.
My Namea Chef me too Mr. Chef
Its b3en 4 years
Do you still stand by this?
37:40 had me laughing for like 10 minutes
24:46 is my favorite part
this is the first time i've heard ryan's laugh and i couldn't have been more happier today
This was by far the funniest episode yet.
This is the funniest podcast you guys have put out
"We have two very guests today."
very
actual; precise (used to emphasize the exact identity of someone or something).
"those were his very words"
HOW is this funny to you? Im not a native english speaker and i knew that you dumb fuck.
@@LehySnek Because nobody says "very guests," since the word gives way to an adjective in this particular sentence.
A host would usually say "we have two very special guests" as a formality in this situation. So it is implied that he's about to say that in the beginning, but he pauses instead of saying "special" as if the guests aren't that great. This is because they are friends who like to joke with each other.
That should be a simple enough explanation for you, fucktard.
@@LehySnek Yeah english clearly isn't your strong suit yet.
I was cradling a dead cat and it came back to life after it heard all of Ryans laughter.
I like how I'm just sitting in bed laughing like a frickin' idiot while watching this 😂
Rewatching from the beginning of the podcast and these are definitely some top tier episodes
This is the first podcast that I've wanted to actually see.
27:40 "Kids are supposed to know about death. If you have a kid that's not afraid of death then they'll run out into the street and get run over."
I wonder if Chris has played Nier: Automata.
Did I just spend like 10 minutes listening to guys try to fucking throw up
WHAT IS SUPERMEGACAST
The best thing this side of Johannesburg, that's what
37:52
matt's just trying to get a word in and everyone keeps bullying him
there needs to be a supermegasleepycast
JonnyWarBucks SleepyMegaCast
i seriously can not stop rewatching this episode help
Welcome
14:54
I just saw the title pop up in my feed and nearly came
MirumExMachina nearly pre'd*
Cesar Gonzalez nope I honesty came
Matt was the man who walked in and funny scream all along.
lmfao when chris and ryan were laughing i had no clue who was who when they got INTO it. man that was funny.
It actually took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that they weren't talking about the Greek theatre classic, "Medea"
37:29 you're really pushing me into a corner here I'm gonna have to start FIGHTING
As someone who met Matt & Ryan numerous times, they're both as normal as all of us. What they both really want is just to have a normal conversation, like "how's everything going type of deal." It's kinda disturbing when some of Matt & Ryan's followers call them "daddy" & what I've saw throughout the years I've been following them both the followers have their icons as youtubers. It's basically a race to see who gets notice by whichever youtuber first & it's sad, but that's my opinion. Attack me if you want idc.
thanks for letting us know.
their followers only call them daddy cos they used to do the "yes yes yes daddy likes" thing and some people never got over it, unfortunately
daddy im gonna pre
Lola Dominguez No one asked.
Lola Dominguez I agree :/ they want to entertain, but I think they want to be respected, too
14:55 Chris’s Ryan impression is spot on
Ryan has the best laugh ever! Protect this man.
Best fucking podcast you guys have done in a long time! XD HAHA I laughed my ass off through the entire thing! I think Chris and DingDong add a TON to the podcast!
I fucking love Matt's high pitched squeel
holy shit Matt that's a unique squeal.
God everyone was bullying Matt in this episode. Poor boy.
I only just discovered these guys, they are fucken halarious. Much better than game grumps, because they aren't allowed to push the boundary.
This is my favourite podcast, I nearly have it all memorised
Matt ur beautiful and perf, totes adorbs
Cototo Alegría 10/10 would bang
Oney and ding dong peer pressure Ryan into puking mid-stream. Wild podcast
Congratulations on the boys for hitting 900k, hopefully yall get the recognition you deserve
ive got 43:28 on a loop and i havnt slept better. thanks guys!
Best podcast so far, so fucking great!
29:45
"How would you like it, if I called you MISS O'Neil?"
"EEUUGGHHHHHH!"
Yes yes yes! Ding dong and Oney my sweet baby boys!
I've watching this episode so many times. I like seeing everyone bully Matt
fuck. Ding Dong needs to be his own thing. He would be a great single letsplayer
Dennis Jennison he needs someone to work off of to be funny, he's wicked funny though
Watch his streams
*YOU'RE NOT MATT WATSON, I'M MATT WATSON*
I've never heard Chris laugh so hard ever. gee whiz
please please PLEASE do more podcasts with these guys! I couldn't stop laughing XD
i was crying at matts scream
This is my new favourite channel on youtube
It's scary that Chris can perfectly replicate the laugh
After watching Oney plays for a year, rewatching this added a lot
To be fair, I didn't really care about those podcasts so I didn't watch them.
Biggest Mistake of my life so far.
I can't stop laughing from Oney doing Ryan's laugh oml