It’s not Valkyrae. I usually don’t hop on and say, “hey it’s not so and so” cuz I’d be here all day doing that. I only recently discovered her and she seems like a sweet person. Cross her off the list 😉
This video was brought to my attention by my community.. Just for clarification I am NOT the girl in this video lol. I would never finesse anybody like that
*"Do you like me?"* "Why? Are you interested?" And that is how you redirect the question back to her in a playful, albeit flirtatious manner all the while preserving your dignity in case she rejects you. You're welcome.
Sedona that's pretty good but you should have said swoozie should have said or made his intentions very clear at least right after she got off the plane so he wouldn't have wasted his time or money or feelings!
@Deonna Hensley As in someone who does a little too much to try and impress a woman with the hopes of getting involved in a romantic relationship with them?
One of those that ends with inconclusive endings and often protagonist ends up with none of the girls to keep the tension and then the show just abruptly ends because harem. Thats basically Swoozie's unlucky relationship journey so far. Filled with hot girls that he didn't truly score :(
FYI any person who clearly tries to get you to pay for anything expensive without directly asking..... is using you. That's a HUGE red flag. Genuine people don't do that.
Not always. I have anxiety so asking for things out right scares me. Even though when they do offer I always so no because it feels awkward and I think they want something in return
@@Shadowrose54321 we're not talking about getting a meal or a ride for free. If you're trying to influence someone to pay for a plane ticket, hotel room, or anything expensive, then you're manipulative, not anxiety stricken.
You are actually helping me a lot with these videos Swooz. Kinda in a conundrum myself with a gamer girl for whom I don't know feels the sameway or not.
@@canuckjet938 hell no ahahahaha maybe for the better. I was kinda of a crush and she said she said I was the same as everyone else (I wasn't for I was being 100% honest). Dunno if she appreciated that (I think not) because to me it is apparent that she is a typical woman/person. Someone who I think I am lucky enough to dodge because I will no longer tolerate dishonesty in myself, then in others. She exhibits wit, humor but is also very cold... dunno man.
Her mentioning the fact she didn't have enough money TWICE was a huge red flag, shoulda caught it bro. Unless you're telling her to fly out to see you and she's telling you just to let you know her situation, it's clearly a finesse
If a girl that I like and the girl "knows" that I like her,If She would say that,I will spam her with GOLD DIGGER until she blocks me,I make a nother account of (Twitter,messenger etc...) And spam her again GOLD DIGGER
Swoozie there were at least 7 red flags and you ignored ALL OF THEM. Also you could’ve saved a lot of that money (by switching to geico) by just telling her you liked her over the phone. 🤷🏾♀️
Swoozie is legit the ULTIMATE friend zone captive. Every girl video he makes is about some girl exploiting him in some way. Honestly Swoozie is acting all Gangsta but he is actually being stomped to DUST by so many girls! Letting them play with his heart... It's actually sad... Or at least that is being portrayed in his videos.
Well, at least he gets another story. Gotta get those UA-cam stacks. Anyone can get finessed, why overthink? They gotta be watching these videos and feel shitty, lol.
Well to be honest.... I think that‘s his part of always going after exactly THAT kind of girl that only uses them. He always goes after the drop dead gorgeous and already kinda famous/popular ones so these girls are already used to getting attention from guys and that they can do and get whatever they want. Honestly, if he would just observe the patterns of a girl before getting into it then he wouldn’t get exploited that often..... but like Pinestraker said: Hey, he get‘s another funny story to tell!! So I guess it‘s his win after all...?
SWOOZIE!! She just decided to spend the rest of her life with her boyfriend by accepting the proposal and then she just all the sudden cancels the wedding? And she doesn’t just cancel the wedding, she completely breaks up with him. She just did a 180 and probably broke this dude’s heart. You dodged a bullet.
Yup! Totally true! If he asked me out, I would say yes in a heartbeat! He is so sweet, funny, handsome, and thoughtful. How these girls keep one upping him, I will never know.
Guys always go for the *_girls_* they CAN'T have or out of their league.....they like the chase/challenge....but he's still young....when older, boys become men and will realize, all the _real_ (genuine) *women* around them...those who are worth settling down with....bottomline, you are, what you attract....they both were playing the game and she *WON* ....she's a gamer afterall. 😂
Swoozie: I fly to this gaming convention, not gonna tell you which one, 'cause I know y'all detectives Me: Shouts* (Ahhhh f*ck!) Mom hears* Now I'm homeless😫
I feel for you, this is pretty common unfortunately and causes a lot of unnecessary stress. Personally I couldn't accept such generosity from another person without forming a stronger bond. If they wanted to date me and I was single, yeah I'd give it a chance because it's very clear they care about me.
My thing is, its not like im expecting anything out of it. But it should be just common courtesy to not just accept the goddamn date without at least being aware of it and respecting the person. From the start she didn't care because ain't noone going to be talking about other guys/girls on a date like that and the fact that only at the end she denied him instead of even trying to offer. Like a full trip to disney/ with hotel accommodations and going out to eat should make it very clear that someone is into you. Noone spends thousands of dollars on a random person without at least having interest in them in a male and female relationship.
First of all there were waaayy too many red flags in there 😂😂😂I just got back with my boyfriend :run. I don't have money:run. This guy tony:run run run
It’s not Valkyrae. I usually don’t hop on and say, “hey it’s not so and so” cuz I’d be here all day doing that. I only recently discovered her and she seems like a sweet person. Cross her off the list 😉
mmmmm alright...o-0
Mk
sWooZie yo I’ve been watching u FOREVER🔥love u keep making woman laugh😂
*Ayeee*
Rae Army thanks you for the clarification!
now i ain't sayin she a gold digger..
Mutta Nanba but she ain’t messing with no broke
Broke
Broke
... but she sure do like the shiny.
YAY bro im you'r 200th like ☺😊😀
but she sure ain't messing with no broke nigga
I think swooze was tryin dat "wine em and dine em" trick at first...
This video was brought to my attention by my community.. Just for clarification I am NOT the girl in this video lol. I would never finesse anybody like that
Valkyrae don’t ever steal my man ever again
he has been and will always be yours i promise
That's what a girl who finessed someone would say.
SCREEEEEECH LOVE U RAE
valk gang we gotchu
*"Do you like me?"*
"Why? Are you interested?"
And that is how you redirect the question back to her in a playful, albeit flirtatious manner all the while preserving your dignity in case she rejects you.
You're welcome.
underrated comment
Thanks, this could come in handy some day 😉
Sedona that's pretty good but you should have said swoozie should have said or made his intentions very clear at least right after she got off the plane so he wouldn't have wasted his time or money or feelings!
Yo I'm about to right this down.
I was not aware that is was so useful lmao but okay. If y'all desperately need more just ask
She was a Twitch streamer and "didn't have the money". Giant-ass red flag
Didn’t he say that she had like 13 viewers
@@ashtro8omb376 Didn’t he say she grew from 13 viewers to hundreds of viewers?
Shadowlites that’s still pretty small
@@samyen3210 Didnt he also say that she grew a lot after saying that she had hundreds of veiwers
Especially *she*
"I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark..." - any guy that has ever been finessed. I feel your pain, bro.
Ryan Little to soon 😔
Sorry. Just empathizing with him. I feel him.
Dumbo1001Gaming what
Zephan read the top comment
ikr ryan!!!
CaN I gEt A cOLlAB bRo
Lmao, I love you bro, you da GOAT, opened the door for me and so many others
Sup Young
I'm signing the petition right now
Yes yall need to do a collab that would be fire 🔥
Ily Doooon!
Well at least you learned a valu-
*Gets finessed by 2 other girls*
Well at least you got youtube content out of it >_>
She wasn’t getting a ride to the airport from me lol
ONG
"Honestly, this has taught me a lot*
3 seconds later:
" and I've only been finessed by 2 other girls since"
its yo boi ethan hall good for you, want a cookie ?
Ethan halls catalog 300th like
Thats why he got trust issues
@@Teedimps1598 yep
@@viciousv. did you want the attention you got? Old stale ass line.
Swoozie is one of the rare guys who’s a cross between a simp and a king.
The rare mix breed
He's the leader of the Seven Deadly Simps
@@blazilfrazil2 somebody is a Daquan Wiltshire fan lmfao
LMFAOOO
@Deonna Hensley As in someone who does a little too much to try and impress a woman with the hopes of getting involved in a romantic relationship with them?
6:35 , I would just get up , walk out , and forget she ever existed
Ray: I think I’m breaking up with my bf
Swoozie: “Starts celebrating”
Bro girls stay acting clueless like she didn’t know what she was doing
How to get Swoozie’s attention: Play video game.
@Trevor Manning fuck off
I'm starting to see you everywhere
@Trevor Manning out
Nobody else like this it’s on 666
:))))))))
A wise man once said "if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make them cheeks clap and jiggle".
Wtf 😂
Ik that wise man 😂😂😂😂
AYYY HUBERT GANG YKWIM
INDEED
''so then she texteded me, she texted.'' his grammar 🤣🤣
Swoozies whole life looks like some kind of harem anime
Oof
😂
So FREAKIN ACCURATE!!! 😂
One of those that ends with inconclusive endings and often protagonist ends up with none of the girls to keep the tension and then the show just abruptly ends because harem. Thats basically Swoozie's unlucky relationship journey so far. Filled with hot girls that he didn't truly score :(
Right
FYI any person who clearly tries to get you to pay for anything expensive without directly asking..... is using you. That's a HUGE red flag. Genuine people don't do that.
Amen to that brother!
Th is is true I learned this the hard way
Not always. I have anxiety so asking for things out right scares me.
Even though when they do offer I always so no because it feels awkward and I think they want something in return
Soo true
@@Shadowrose54321 we're not talking about getting a meal or a ride for free. If you're trying to influence someone to pay for a plane ticket, hotel room, or anything expensive, then you're manipulative, not anxiety stricken.
swozie be like:
i see it,
i like it'
i want it,
but i didn't got it :(
"I'm thinking about our wedding date... then she kills the mood. With some BOYFRIEND she has" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
You got catfished. The only difference is you met her.
Lmao, I'm done...
Jock McBile what
U obviously have no clue what catfish is
@@MadDismissive you obviously have no idea what a joke is.
that's not how you use the term catfish..
“Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger...”
SuperRavensfan101 but she ain't messing with no broke *****
😂
Otaku get down girl, go head get down
Lmao
my exsact words lol..
When you here "were on a break" from her
SWooZie hears those angels calling down, love the videos man!👏🏽👏🏽🎆
*"Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good."*
Girl was honestly a bit of a red flag. The breaking off the engagement thing? The not mentioning Tony thing? HELLOOOOO?
Maybe he got caught up, no Usher. The boyfriend (twice), Tony, and the no money thing (twice)! Need to push them feels into the ocean!
Yeah, crazy red flags but he was in love with her aesthetic, and common interests.
Loollll that Laura lee apology videoo
*wipes non-existent gucci tear* ty so much for so many likes
You are actually helping me a lot with these videos Swooz. Kinda in a conundrum myself with a gamer girl for whom I don't know feels the sameway or not.
Did you get that girl yet ?
@@canuckjet938 hell no ahahahaha
maybe for the better. I was kinda of a crush and she said she said I was the same as everyone else (I wasn't for I was being 100% honest). Dunno if she appreciated that (I think not) because to me it is apparent that she is a typical woman/person. Someone who I think I am lucky enough to dodge because I will no longer tolerate dishonesty in myself, then in others. She exhibits wit, humor but is also very cold... dunno man.
@@domagoj905 Damn man, hope you can find someone better
" I dont' feel so good Mr Stark " 😂😂😂
These girls gotta be watching these videos and be like “aye that’s about me”
georgegotjokes That’s exactly what I was thinking😂☠️
These girls be watching these videos and trying to finesse my boiii swooz
Honestly tho 💀💀💀
probably like three or four of them in a bunch each video
I think idk
I died at the "u don't feel so good mister stark".😭😭😂
Poor swoozie... He deserves a girl who's not a jerk or a weirdo
This is honestly one of the best vids he’s done
"Do you like me?"
*Just payed for everything on this trip*
Nahhh 😒😂😂
Yeah, girls seem incapable of paying for anything in a relationship....
Sharon Miller she said no!!🥺🥺😫😫
Swoozie is that type of dude to pay for his ex girlfriend's husband's kidney replacement
Thats fckn hilarious
LOL
xD XD XD 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 It's tru, he's most probably already done it, might even see some of that shid in one of next season's episodes of Rick n Morty
yup
Rolasdhgbc
I was pacing up and down the room listening to the story and yelling Noooo the entire time!!
I love how swoozie sneaks parappa into his vids
LOL right after swoozie says “hashtag demonetized...” an ad shows up
I think there put here in editing also same
Lmao right
*FBI HAS JOINED THE CALL*
Rewrini me to
same lol
I knew she wasn't serious when she texted saying she wants to see you but she doesn't have money I don't know how guys don't see these red flags
me: i hope he learned from this
me at the end of the video: oh swoozie, honey
Watched this video a million and one times! It happens to the best of us! We're all here to learn!
"yall know i'm a thug", I'm already dying bro chill XD
lol
Same
Not just a thug...
A *famous* thug
hey Samir
holy shit guys the almighty sinc the loser knows my name
Her mentioning the fact she didn't have enough money TWICE was a huge red flag, shoulda caught it bro. Unless you're telling her to fly out to see you and she's telling you just to let you know her situation, it's clearly a finesse
Exactly!! She wasn't testing him, she was playing him for a fool 😭😭
If a girl that I like and the girl "knows" that I like her,If She would say that,I will spam her with GOLD DIGGER until she blocks me,I make a nother account of (Twitter,messenger etc...) And spam her again GOLD DIGGER
@@soup3339 err... that's kinda weird bro
I know a couple of girls like that. Red flag
Exactly he got finnesed
Bra lmao every time i hear him say "she texted me she text" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
soowzie: another one another one and anotherone
When u brought up the line “ I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” I was dying😂😂
Same dude 😂😂
Im sayin
I know right? But that girl went so brutally honest that Swooz felt like turning to ash, like she just pulled a Thanos on our guy.
So was spiderman
I fell on the floor
FINALLY A SWOOZIE VID LONGER THAN 3 MiNs MADE MY DAY
Lmfao
@@liightshade nice pfp
Innit thoooo
@@ultralanpasalan4712 What's an "pfp"???
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 ᴩʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᵖᶦᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ
“Yo girl you know you want this milk chocolate”😂😂
The MOMENT someone tells me that they wanna do something but they don't have the money, all I can say is "Well I guess you better save up then."
Swoozie there were at least 7 red flags and you ignored ALL OF THEM. Also you could’ve saved a lot of that money (by switching to geico) by just telling her you liked her over the phone. 🤷🏾♀️
I was thinking the same thing. That's why I'm waiting in God because I don't miss this kind of foolishness 😥😶🔥.
Nobody lets somebody who's just a friend pay for everything for them.
Waiting in god? What does that even mean?
Show the flags pls
Save 15% or more on car insurance.
*_I texted her, I text._*
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT WHAT
No u
She textededed me she text
*I replied to you, I replied*
*she texted me, she texted*
Much love swoozie. My Condolences
It’s the “I don’t feel so good Mr Stark” for me😂😂😂😂💀💀
What I would give to be finessed by swoozie mmmf
😂😂😂
Same but bruh I love you guys so much
You guys are so cool
Bro I love you guys
Just imagined Stephen saying this 😂😂
Swoozie is legit the ULTIMATE friend zone captive. Every girl video he makes is about some girl exploiting him in some way. Honestly Swoozie is acting all Gangsta but he is actually being stomped to DUST by so many girls! Letting them play with his heart... It's actually sad... Or at least that is being portrayed in his videos.
Well, at least he gets another story. Gotta get those UA-cam stacks. Anyone can get finessed, why overthink? They gotta be watching these videos and feel shitty, lol.
It’s no fun to end a story with “and then we banged”
Well to be honest.... I think that‘s his part of always going after exactly THAT kind of girl that only uses them. He always goes after the drop dead gorgeous and already kinda famous/popular ones so these girls are already used to getting attention from guys and that they can do and get whatever they want. Honestly, if he would just observe the patterns of a girl before getting into it then he wouldn’t get exploited that often..... but like Pinestraker said: Hey, he get‘s another funny story to tell!! So I guess it‘s his win after all...?
Lmao u right
@@BackgroundDude he's probably had many good relationships with women but doesn't talk about it 'cuz that shit ain't interesting.
The "i dont feel good Mr stark" killed me
0:42 this girls smile is so fricken adorable
Omg that lura lee crying clip was so funny
when laura lee popped up i lost ittttt 😂😂😂😂
Desley McAulay im screaming
Same omggggg
Haha yes!😂
Fr I started screaming
man i love ur videos
The day we get a video about you finally being engaged or so. I can not wait!
I saw that “I don’t have the money” and was like damnnnn my guy just got finessed
Girl: I just don't have the money.
Me: Red flag, red flag, RED FLAG!!!
SWOOZIE!! She just decided to spend the rest of her life with her boyfriend by accepting the proposal and then she just all the sudden cancels the wedding? And she doesn’t just cancel the wedding, she completely breaks up with him. She just did a 180 and probably broke this dude’s heart. You dodged a bullet.
tbh swoozie acts "cool" and shit but honestly i can tell he's beta and blue pilled af
Unless she didn't even break up with her fiancé ? I honestly wouldn't trust anything she says.
David Mendezhult I thought the same
the amount of move quotes: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!
I think I’m breaking up “haaaaaaalleeeelujah haaaaaalleeeelujah” 😂😂😂
WTF YOU NEED SOME MALE FRIENDS ASAP, THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SHE WAS TRYING TO FINESSE FROM THE BEGINNING !!!!!!!!!!!
Yup
Hell yeah bro😂😂
@Nichole Hanusiak from 3:00 is the red flag 🚫
For real the moment u mentioned texts about oh no i aint got no moneys i was like RED ALERT SHE TRYIN TO PLAY U!
True some or a few women would of told him the same thing. Most women like to finesse guys like swoozie and vice versa
"Only been finessed by 2 other girls"
It seems you might have a problem with girls
But we still love you
Bertra ma che bello vedere i tuoi youtuber italiani amati nei video americani 😂🙏
When you aint getting none for a while ya u r
Nah he just gives a lot of love poor guy
More like 100x. He has shit taste LOL
WHY ARE YOU HERE
"We are not gonna watch Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise gonna be watching us..." I'm on the floor laughing 😂😂🤣🤣
ngl swoozie this was my whole life inna nutshell 😂😂
She’s probably watching this vid like:
Who tf this guy think he is
"Can we copy strike this" -Twitch Streamer
@@euga5653 😂😂😂😂
Swoozie: “ if you can make a girl laugh you are ten times more attractive”
Me: I can make a girl cry so I’m -10 times attractive?
Me: can't get finessed by girls if u can't talk to girls😂
Same
F
Damn this whole comment section like a flood of just girls that wanna marry you swooz how tf you keep getting finessed.
Yup! Totally true! If he asked me out, I would say yes in a heartbeat! He is so sweet, funny, handsome, and thoughtful. How these girls keep one upping him, I will never know.
Guys always go for the *_girls_* they CAN'T have or out of their league.....they like the chase/challenge....but he's still young....when older, boys become men and will realize, all the _real_ (genuine) *women* around them...those who are worth settling down with....bottomline, you are, what you attract....they both were playing the game and she *WON* ....she's a gamer afterall. 😂
Solid statement.
@@ororod2132 how old do you think Swoozie is dude? He's 37
He's 30..
That Spider-man line 😂 Swoozie we need to hear some success stories next time, okay? 🙂
ONE_shot_GURL I didn’t expect to see you here. But Swoozie seems to get played in every video. 😂😂
Why are you here
GGeez
Speaking of which... How’s everyone enjoying the new Spider-Man game on PS4? Gets a 10 from me!
Blackandwhite568 Gets an 1,002,759 out of 10 from me
Swoozie: I fly to this gaming convention, not gonna tell you which one, 'cause I know y'all detectives
Me: Shouts* (Ahhhh f*ck!)
Mom hears*
Now I'm homeless😫
Poor Swoozie, good luck in the love department. ❤
“Hunty why do you think I’m gay?”
-Swoozie 2018
“This girl tryna test me, to provide for our famerlyy”
Swoozie -2018
FamerEEEEEE
Top 10 Moments Before Tradgey
"I don't have the money"
AW HELL NAH
I feel for you, this is pretty common unfortunately and causes a lot of unnecessary stress. Personally I couldn't accept such generosity from another person without forming a stronger bond. If they wanted to date me and I was single, yeah I'd give it a chance because it's very clear they care about me.
My thing is, its not like im expecting anything out of it. But it should be just common courtesy to not just accept the goddamn date without at least being aware of it and respecting the person. From the start she didn't care because ain't noone going to be talking about other guys/girls on a date like that and the fact that only at the end she denied him instead of even trying to offer. Like a full trip to disney/ with hotel accommodations and going out to eat should make it very clear that someone is into you. Noone spends thousands of dollars on a random person without at least having interest in them in a male and female relationship.
When she talking bout another guy
Bro..game over
Rootro YT then when she says she's breaking up press restart
*"Yo girl, you know you want this milk chocolate."* 💀💀💀💀
Lol
Its chocalate milk.and not funny
“huntyyyy why do you think I’m gaaaay?” that killed me.
Yea your animation is on point and that thumbnail tho
9:34
That tony dude skipped leg day💀😭
Bruh 🤣
Help me I'm dead 💀😂
😂
R.I.P DiceyIcey He Laughed To Death By A Comment By A Guy Named A N N T A N A Y
LMAO
If she called off a wedding, you probably want to move on.
That's honestly what I thought too
Walk away man.......
SAME
Massive red flag that.
Really tho like what kinda person commits to a wedding and months later is just like I 9xe xold called it off
LOOOLL
swoozie when he's talking to girl she taking a break:
wha yas QUUEEN
us: BRUH WHAT GOING with u dawg
sWoozie at the end: WASTED
“I’ve only been finessed by two other girls since this has happened” 😂 #StoryOfMyLife
mega gay
So hard out here in these streets
@@lightbombs 🙄
First of all there were waaayy too many red flags in there 😂😂😂I just got back with my boyfriend :run. I don't have money:run. This guy tony:run run run
Agreed!
as soon as she said, all of that at 9:55, I would just have kicked her out of my car and left
"I have it on Blue Ray" lmaooo I haven't heard that in years
8:46-8:54 I honestly thought she was gonna say “so. Are you gay?” And it was gonna leave it at that 😂
Aileen Hernandez SAME
A lot of us thought that
SAAAAAMMMME
Fr and I was reading your comment at the same time
Ikr😂
She's a gold digger
BoBo Subasi no it’s not, this girl is Valkrae, go look her up
@@kindsoul7401 Swoozie just said it aint
He or she is right GOLD DIGGER
GOLD DIGGER SWOOZIE
Now I ain’t sayin she’s a Gold digger...
broooooooooooooooo, you got FINEESSSEDDDDD like High key FINESSEDD.
Bro that meme Did you throw big money was so funny
As your future wife I don't appreciate you trying to marry another girl 😒😒😒😝
Damn thirstyyyy
same ahhahaah
Aye comment got pinned though
Don't drool too much.
Though I don't think Swoozie is too hard to get tbh he lets lots of these females play with his feelings
You liked wasabi’s video,” why we broke up”, are you just in love with every youtuber
I lost it when Laura came up 😂😂
I'm just here enjoying swoozie stories so funny.
Wow she got proposed to be married. Same thing happend to me with a guy I was interest in
The simp chronicles are real been there bro 😂😂😂