when Gale tries to flirt with you
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2023
- Gale Dekarios of Waterdeep, master of the arcane arts. Skilled with words. Truly. No one comes close. The Rizzard, some call him.
(Featuring some funny voice lines from early in the game, related to Gale’s romance, no spoilers of course.)
Song is Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers
#bg3 #shorts - Ігри
I have no idea why, but every time I hear that line, I find the just-slightly-too-long pause after "I, um, once read a book..." to be absolutely hilarious.
Like, noooo, Gale, really?? A *whole* book? Without any pictures or anything???
yeah the way he stumbles through this is so hilarious, it’s such a perfect scene 😭
Yeah, it was definitely "a book" and not "you covered in blood making him horny". Totally a book. That he wrote.
I dont know why its so funny but it reallys is!
*Wheezing*
I triggered that scene in my playthrough while Gale was at 1hp and seconds away from death. The entire scene was golden
Gale is literally an walking, talking oxymoron. He’s somehow confident but awkward, smart but also acts like an idiot, flirtatious but also insulting, charming but also lame at the same time. I love him!
hahaha exactly! and same here, he’s literally my favorite character 😅😅
A walking contradiction
Whereas Astarion uses his charms as a mask for his insecurities, Gale is only charming as hell when he's confident. Otherwise he stumbles and blabbers in an endearing way that we all enjoy
People who were groomed as children tend to be like this, and he was literally groomed by Mystra.
You forgot humble yet arrogant lmao
Gale's voice actor DESTROYED this role. everyone talks about Astarion but my god he just made Gale so goddamn loveable.
i agree 100%!
How does he make it sound so confident and yet so awkward 😂❤
right?? 😂 he’s my favorite, 100%
He has no social life but has read extensively about social lives
@anonymous99632 Gale 100% has read extensively about how to rizz, knows all the tricks, practiced in the mirror... but never got to put his knowledge into practice, until now
I should know. Its basically a copy of my dating experience.
@@anonymous99632this seems canon.
He's a wizard. That's part of the buissness.
Confidence (or maybe arrogance depending who you ask) of the gods......none of the social experience to use it.
Gale, the Rizzard of Waterdeep
LOL!! Thiiiissss!!! 😂👉👉
Nah it's Gay'le of Waterdeep for me. He's hitting on my (male) elvish wizard so hard even though I never even tried to tease him 😅
Negative Rizz so bad it comes back around to woo you. Rizz horseshoe theory.
@@ANPC-pi9vu real
"gods, you're SUCH a dork," i say while tearing off my clothes.
correct correct correct
Literally
This is my reaction every time with this wizard
yass he is adorable and charming
I'm crying
lae’zel 🤝 gale: telling tav they stink good
LOL 💀
Holy fuck dude just tell Tav their eyes are pretty, I'm begging you, gale 😭
right??? 😭 he can’t figure it out lol
so adorable 😭😭
No please don’t tell him to stop I love him sm 😂💕
I swear, he really can't go simple. Yes, I went with "So I take it you ruled out flowers and chocolate?" when talking about his godly crush 😂
“Musk?” 😭 I know for a fact my whole team is probably rancid
right?? 😆 especially after taking necrotic damage or running through Auntie Ethel’s swamp
@@nullwhere exactly! Oh my goodness. 😂
There’s a reason they stand a few feet apart 😭😭
"You stink nice and good." -Gale probably
Nah, I occasionally cast Create Water on the group for a quick shower, and I always give Astarion the soap and sponges I find so he can keep extra clean.
Rizz so negative it rolls right round to being positive somehow
i love this man and his negative rizz
Wtf you mean negative rizz. This man has so much rizz. Dare I say, all the rizz
@@nschwartz311 I didn't know we were dating until he threatened to unalive himself if I broke up with him. I'd call that negative rizz
@@donovanwiebe2495WHAT
@@donovanwiebe2495I don't think he threatens to end himself when you break up with him...
@@keetardHe definitely told me he was going to go to the underdark and explode himself
My favourite EVER is "I can do more than woo you, I can wow you" or something along those lines cuz it's so CHEEESYYYY I love him
The fact that it’s after you decline god sex, too-
He's made me cringe so hard it's uno reversed me into thinking he's really cute...
I wanna say himbo energy- or even just nerd rizz but....
100% nerd rizz. Unrefined, clearly has had little practice, but still pure nerd rizz regardless.
His rizz is bad, but he tries his best and I think that's what makes him attractive. Like you know what he's trying to say/do, he's just going about it the wrong way and something about that is adorable.
@@Than211this exactly lol he's so awkward but he's tryyyyying
My barbarian was absolutely covered in blood when Gale said the line about liking our musk. So I just had to romance him, ya know 😂
LMAO 💀
That's effing adorable😂❤
@@mossystonesubs when he admit to finding you hot fighting in shadowlands is also a mood to me ,as he genuinly sound horny xD
That wizard CAN NOT flirt to save his life and it works on me Every. Single. Time.
The romantic vibe of Swan Lake paired together with Gale's awkward attempts at flirting is just so funny to me. It does make him endearing though ❤
I love Gale, he is so awkard and sweet😅
he is!! ❤❤❤
I love Gale. He is so adorable and you can tell he needs someone laid back to tease him. I love it when he tries to flirt, it's so cute!
Gale needs more line!
i agreeee! he’s my favorite tbh 😅
i need to make some follow ups with lines from later in the game. this is up to early act 2, but there are plenty of other goofy things he says later too haha
Truee my Tav teases him every chance she gets and he loves it.
He's so goofy, I love him.
He’s so cringe I love him
he's so confidently embarrasing
TRUEE and i love it 😭😭❤️
I absolutely adore the musk line, cause in simpler tones it's just "haha you're smelly. I mean, good smelly I like your smelly uhhhhhhhh I'll shut up now"
His smile after the "smooth enough for two" line 💀💀💀💀
And the satisfied chortle to himself.. ☠️😂
I too want to read the Faerûn Kamasutra and do the cosmic nasty with Gale 😩
lol!! it’s funny they actually have a version of that in-game… there’s a book called the Quarta Sune for sale at The Bibliophile in Baldur’s Gate
I actually call Gales Sex scene "the Cosmic Sutra"
@@nullwhereomg wtff we need that 🤣
Gale is the epitome of the “his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me” meme
In my defense, your Honor, it’s not my fault he’s the love of my life.
I actually got that 'I read a book once...' line just today. he was so delightfully awkward - how could my character not fall for something so endearing?
The reply options were just hilarious! (I went with 'Read them? Hells, I could write them!' - which he was thrilled to hear.
I look forward to more convos with him. XD
haha oh yeah and he comments on your muscles glistening 😅 not even kidding, he’s my favorite character ❤️ i hope you enjoy the rest of his story!!
Yeah it could be cute
IF HE DIDN'T SAY IT AFTER A FIGHT WITH MARCUS IN ISOBEL'S FKING BEDROOM WITH MANY PEOPLE AROUND US
This man has no shame with my Elf mage 😅
@@hitankuroneko5649 He's living on borrowed time - moreso than the rest of the party. There's no time for discretion; he saw his chance and he took it - audience be damned. XD
@@madamefluffy4788 I regret I haven't took the screen shot cause Astarion (which I'm romancing in this playthrough) was standing right behind me in the cutscene and looking Gale dead serious in the eyes with an expression 'uhm excuse me but what the actual fuck?' 🤣
@@hitankuroneko5649 I'm currently on my third playthrough and romancing Gale again.If Astarion is in my party, he looks on with what I can only describe as fondness whenever my Tav and Gale smooch. It's actually kinda precious - like he's happy for them. XD
His awkward laugh gets me. Come here you goofy ass wizard.
Gale freaky as hell at the last part
More graceful than a rock rolling down a flight of stairs
Dude is a massive dork and we love him for that
It's giving...Alastair.
😂💀💀💀
correct lol
he’s basically nerdy Alastair
I was romancing him and I told him he didn’t need to impress me because I wasn’t a goddess and he responded “yes you are”
This is why Gale is a permanent fixture of my party. It’s his negative rizz. Also him never taking damage (which makes it so weird when people call him weak or easily killed because I have done two runs and he NEVER died once, and was never seriously injured either, and was always the last one standing when my party was being wiped) and him just eating spell books like a hungry hungry hippo
I love this dork so much! ❤ I relate to the awkward nerdiness, but him acting so cocky makes it especially funny and charming.
My Tav (CHA 8, wizard) is totally enraptured by this huge dork and keeps begging for a kiss in front of the rest of the party. (SFX: Astarion making gagging sounds in the bg, Shaddy drinking heavily, Jaheira turning into a panther so she can pretend she doesn't know what's going on)
The way he goes on long tangents and laughs at his own jokes is so funny 😂
He's trying so hard. Its adorable.
Gale annoyed me at first but then I fell for his rizz so hard 😭
tbh same here. I actually did not like him much in Early Access and I left him behind at camp constantly. But then after the game was fully released, I gave him a chance and was totally caught off guard but how adorable he is
This is helping me heal after getting the sad [RETRACTED] Gale ending. My perfect dorky Gale. 😢
oh no!! 😥 im glad this made you feel better tho. ❤️
were you experimenting to see how the sad ending would go, or was it on accident?
@@nullwhere Failed persuasion check so Gale decided to take it upon himself to do the big dumb.
oh my god 😥 that’s terrible
“This seems as good a time as any for me to stop babbling on” = “Oh my god I need to shut up for once in my life”
Im in love with him. I also keep using this video to introduce non-BG3 fans to the guy that’s swiftly taken hold as a hyperfixation. Because when I show them this, they judge me for my choices… which I may deserve, but regardless, I’d let him tell me he likes my, err, musk. 🤣 he’s just so awkward and funny, TRULY selling the fact that he’s been in his tower for ages and had colleagues and acquaintances but no friends beyond Tara. He’s brilliant, but his flirting skills are… well. Adorable.
Effectively, I was thoroughly charmed by his pathetic rizz.
Gale Dekarios, the Rizzard of Waterdeep
Us: *In the Shadowlands*
Gale: Perfect time to confess my feelings 😊
My Tav: *covered in blood* 😢
It can be pretty funny the way these events sync up sometimes.
For my first run through
Astarion: _Darling, I was just thinking about you. Remembering our time together, the things we've shared - and I don't just mean that lovely neck of yours. I'm... growing to like the whole package, honestly._
My Tav: *literally still standing hunched over and half naked in a pool of blood after BDSM priest beat Tav repeatedly with a mace*
It was hilarious and odd but honestly seemed so in character for him that I didn't learn until much later that the entire thing was a coincidence and his confession wasn't attached to just really enjoying bdsm and seeing Tav covered in blood
He has no fucking rizz and I love him for it
He has so much rizz it circles back around to none 😆
lol. that's why I always get confused sometimes if he tries to flirt my tav or just being friendly 😂 until act 2 romance scene, I just really make sure that wow he does really like Tav
I love how Gale is so awkwardly confident whenever he flirts. 😂
yeah I cant bring myself to romance anyone else when my beloved dork is here
The amount of times i shout "oh my gods youre so crinngee" at the screen yet im still endeared 😅
he’s SO awkward and smooth and awkward I love him so much
Currently romancing Gale, he's definitely the golden retriever bf 😂❤
How is he so down bad😂
hes so proud of the smooth pun lol
VA did such a good job!! Love it
God he's such a goober. I love him so much.
he literally said "you stank 🥵"
Sounds exactly like my husband, Cute but made me facepalm lol. The foot in mouth is strong with this one.
Musk? 😂☠️ im weak
I uh, once read a book.
I'M MAGIC
He's so awkward and cute, oh my god😆❤❤❤
This edit is perfect in every way possible
Omg I need more of that awkward puppy, I just can't, our sweet summer child
*HE'S SUCH A DORK I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!* 😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Absolutely zero rizz, just brown eyes and yapping ❤
Am? I? Falling? In? Love? With? This? Man???
… did he just say that fighting gets him bricked up?
8 charisma.... rolls a Nat 20.
Yea he "read a book" about it ....mmhmmm... not his own feelings.. why would be his own feelinngs?😂
Oh I love this nerdy ass wizard
I love how giddy he gets over books. Best one. Ugh i bought the game for him
He's 100% a dork and I love him
Hes such a dork, I love him.
First he's sweet, then he's sour! And then he awkwardly stumbles over his words after realizing he's an absolute dork.
HES SO PATHETIC, I LOVE HIM SM
I actualy like him more, that that weird vampire dude...
yeah same 😅
“I’m magic :)”
I know, sweety 😊
How did he get into mystra’s pants 😂😂😂😂😂
How INFJs flirt:
"I once read a book" & "I rather appriciate ur...musk?"
when they say coaches dont play- its a lie lol
I literally love him 🤣🤣❤
He's such an adorkable nerd 😂❤
Gale Dekarios: calls you stinky then says he’s into that. Lol
How could anyone hate him
I love Gale, but I'm doing my first romance playthrough with him and my first sorcerer playthough. I gotta say, my sorcerer absolutely dunking on him every chance is amazing.
Why am i slolwy getting attracted to gale
Hes such a loser i love him sm
He's like that one wisecracking uncle in your family. He always has a new gf when he shows up, but he has the corniest jokes.
HES SO SILLY
“perhaps I can be smooth enough for two… heh”
The dumbass smile he gives after saying that is just the cherry on top
i love him so much
These clips remind me of Alistar from Dragon Age Origins lol... "have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?"
omg yessss I love the comparison of Gale to Alistair. Even though Gale is more book smart, they are so similar with their demeanor, awkwardness, and sense of humor lol
He's the ultimate unicorn, a sexy, nerdy dork
He's such a fuckn nerd I love him so much
Rizz so low it goes back around into being high
I love him so much 😂😭
What a loser 😂 I love him
The worst part is that it worked on me
God i love him
The music works so well with this. 😂 He's my first romance, I couldn't help but fall for him. 💜_💜
Gale makes me wish I was straight, he seems like a fun romance.