“You’re not gonna get fat, you’re just gonna get a little pregnant” If my bf/gf/husband/wife/fiancé doesn’t say this to me if we have a child I’m so going to slap them a new face
Me: **An average female scrolling thru my recommendeds page** My FBI agent: Girl I *KNOW* how lonely you are. I’m finna hook you up **Adds bf ASMR vid** Also my FBI agent: Thank me later sweetheart
confused Yoongi i don’t like sushi since I hate seafood but I effing love roller coasters. Like me family HATES them but I’m like, “ok, just the 20th time, I want to ride it again!!!!!”
I come here every time I get sad because I'm never gonna be able to have kids and somehow I can imagine the love that someone in that situation would feel... and somehow that makes me feel better. Thank you❤️
Yeah me too.I mean it's not like I ever wanted kids but finding out that I literally can't have children was like the biggest slap to the face.Listening to this to somehow be able to guess what it feels like
Him: why didn't you tell me sooner?! Me: probably because I was scared Him: cuz you were freaked out well then we could freak out together! Me: *how'd you know I'd be freaked out*
Awwww..that was so sweet. Definitely going into the my favourite list . Your scripts are amazing and so realistic. who thinks this should be a series and maybe hopefully we would see a part two someday ☺ #notificationsquad
wait im just now realizing that you said we’ve been together for seven years and your first upload was literally seven years ago 🥺 it really has been that long 🥺🥺🥺
Him: “Just mom” Me: “Yeah or mama, yours can be Daddy😏😌” Him: ”yeah I figured that’s gonna be my title, it’s my title now anyway😏” Me: “HUH??!😃 I- 😳 WOAH SIR PLEASE😅”
Bro I’m not even kidding he said that we were going to teach the kid three languages and I said it before him and I was like I’m going to teach Spanish French and English and then he said it
When he started talking about not being fat I started giggling, then it escalated to massages and I started laughing harder and then he goes “Can I see it again? You peed on it a few days ago. It’s fine.” I died 🤣 I love this, and I really need part 2!
Him: you hate sushi Wow ok I know I don’t eat it all the time but. Him: and you hate roller coaster I’m offended. You think you know the guy 7 years really are you sure about that. 😑
Hey Knight. I have a question only because I'm curious about how it would go. We have a ton of pregnancy audios such as the Pregnancy Pains video or the You Need To Take It Easy video. But again out of curiosity...will there be a labor audio? Like when it's actually happening? I know if one of the Dad Duty ones you told the little one the story of them being born but we never actually got to see how that went down. I'm just wondering if you're planning on making one of those :3 Love your vids!
Him: how long have I known you...7 years I’ve known you ....I know you pretty well by now... me: yeah seven years and I still don’t see a ring on my finger 🤦♀️
I love how one of the first things he worries about is baby food. Bruh they don't eat solids for months. I dont even have kids or like them and i know that
....this kinda got me emotional.....I spent my childhood in a single parent family.....so I dream for getting married and have a family with my loved one one day...........I don’t want to be famous or rich.........a stable life with a warm loving family of my own one day would be enough...............and I can’t wait till that day....... God knows how jealous I am every time I see a happy family taking a walk together........ I truly wish I can be a part of a happy family like that one day...............
HOLD UP. HOLD UP. HOLD UP. SEVEN (7) YEARS and NO RING !?
😂
My parents were together for 10 years before they got married lmao
@@melody.kuromi1273 my parents were together for a year a year later had me three years later divorced 😐
@@irismarino3856 hey atleast that made them happy going seprate ways 😃
@@melody.kuromi1273 yea i guess now my moms on drugs and I live with my dad just saw her two days ago 😬👍
“You’re not gonna get fat, you’re just gonna get a little pregnant”
If my bf/gf/husband/wife/fiancé doesn’t say this to me if we have a child I’m so going to slap them a new face
GODDAMN I AGREE
Lmfao-
YES.
Yes. :S
agreed
Him: *You've known for three days?! Why didnt you tell you me!?!?*
Me: **Pterodactyl Screech**
Lmao Katsuki what are you doing here?
Bakugou Katsuki ? Hello?- what are y o u doing here?-
Bakugou Katsuki I get you
Todoroki Shoto what are you two doing here...?
Bakugou...!?
Me: **An average female scrolling thru my recommendeds page**
My FBI agent: Girl I *KNOW* how lonely you are. I’m finna hook you up
**Adds bf ASMR vid**
Also my FBI agent: Thank me later sweetheart
Np sweetheart
@@fbiagent4166 i- ur name just makes it funnier
@@alexisharvey2043 thank you
@@fbiagent4166 np 😂😂😂
Heyyy im your bae than
Me:*excited to have a baby!*
Him: oh yeah you can't ride rollercoasters anymore
Me: WHAT
Two months later when I’m not scared of roller coasters- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
yk, i probably wouldn’t mind that, i am deathly afraid of rollercoasters 😂
Lol, I felt the same way when he said no sushi. 😂
Him: How long have we been together? Mmm 7 years.
Me: How long have I been single? Forever!!
xD
Omg yes
Me: everytime I get a gf
Sameeeee
Him: yeah you can go to the gym with me
Me: no I’m to lazy all I do is eat and watch UA-cam and sleep
Baby Kawaii Unicorn ME!!👏😂😂😂
Yo same
i do that even when im not pregnant
Honestly same
Him ; You hate Sushi
Me ; I feel attacked
Him ; You even hate roller coasters.
Me ; I‘m ready to FIGHT YOU !
confused Yoongi i don’t like sushi since I hate seafood but I effing love roller coasters. Like me family HATES them but I’m like, “ok, just the 20th time, I want to ride it again!!!!!”
BlueBell Artist I also don‘t like seafood. I just eat it with vegetables:) ❤️
@@mymoonhwa i am in love with seafood *A LOT* they are my favourite
.
Sorry for my bad english
When he said u don't like sushi or roller coasters I was all like
"I feel so attacked"
Me: likes both of these things ÙnÚ
You gotta do a labor role play
Madi Young YASSS!!!
I KNOWWWWWWWWW I WAS THINKING THAT TOOOO! okay ill stop yelling..
That would be amazing honestly
Yesssssd
Omg might as well take asmr out of the title XD
HOLD UP!
*I thought I was still in school*
Lol
Oh fuck
We tryin to catch a case-
we all are in the school and pregnant like in varsity /college
FBI OPEN UP!!!
I come here every time I get sad because I'm never gonna be able to have kids and somehow I can imagine the love that someone in that situation would feel... and somehow that makes me feel better. Thank you❤️
I'm in the same boat. They make me miss something I'll never have but at the same time make feel love and joy of it
Yeah me too.I mean it's not like I ever wanted kids but finding out that I literally can't have children was like the biggest slap to the face.Listening to this to somehow be able to guess what it feels like
@@EJ-qp8vs some people are just, infertile, so they cant have kids
@@EJ-qp8vs ummm privacy
Same boat
I guess I’m pregnerant now.
*pregant* 😂
CarliL Preganta
@@erikae19 I meant to spell it like that, for lol's
Pregernant
@@erikae19 😂😂😂
Him:we’re gonna be parents
Me: you know what that means ?😏
Him: no?
Me: sHoPpInG!!! (\•o•/)
Cheyenne Britain (\ - w -/)
Winter Bear
Love your username
Long live Kim Taehyung
)^o^(
･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
\( •○• )/
*and suddenly i’m having a child*
Yep
Hopefully they look like eri
1:34 he sounded like mordecai from regular show-
uh oh omg 🤣
He does wtf!
OMFG
OMG I HEAR IT 😂
Omg he doooooo 😂
I love your audios. And this one is so nice because I love guys who get excited about having kids and being a dad.
Me to but I'm scared of kids
@@Snowyandvalentina Lol same
Him: why didn't you tell me sooner?!
Me: probably because I was scared
Him: cuz you were freaked out well then we could freak out together!
Me: *how'd you know I'd be freaked out*
I heard him say it, right when I read this😂
When he said "ik we've been trying"
My immature self died
Plss i went 🤔🤭😏😏
Him : You hate sushi.
Me : I LOVE SUSHI !
I despise sushi 😤
I hate sushi 👀
@@slaxter_ same
Ikr I love it-
i LOVE sushi
I can’t wait to tell my boyfriend that news when we start our family
no one asked
Aoi Takeshi I love your pfp😂
Aoi Takeshi uwu🥺
@@cychlone Salty 😆😆 *HIT DAT RAGE QUIT*
@@cychlone Omg your so ✨ cool ✨😀
Are you telling me i’m pregnananat😳
Pregante
Gregnant
Preggnanto
Oh gosh I'm - Pomegranate
Omg I’m- ✨ᑭOᗰᗴᖇᗩᑎIᗩᑎ🦋
HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP I thought we already had a baby 😮🤨🧐
*plot twist you were in a coma*
*ooops*
Plot twist you had a dream inside of ur dream
*me virtually pregnant: 🤰*
It’s been nine months how is everything?
@@wubbalubbadubdub3762 just had the baby 😩
Lmao me too 😂😅
The people who dislike this video
THEY DONT HAVE HEAD PHONES
Video: Pregnancy
Me: Oh- lemme just pretend like I’m NOT afraid to put a tampon in🖐🏾
It’s terrifying
I would be a terrible mom
Who want a mom who's watch yaoi manga every single day 😹😹
Me🤣
...i feel like I've been found out
Aayyyy👍😉
If you wanna listen to yaoi look up Fo-Hu theyve got some really juicy audios.
Me
Me.....🥺🤏
The video: we are gonna be parents!
AD: ARBY’S NEW FRESH WRAPS
Awwww..that was so sweet. Definitely going into the my favourite list . Your scripts are amazing and so realistic.
who thinks this should be a series and maybe hopefully we would see a part two someday ☺
#notificationsquad
Believe or not, most of the stuff I record is on the spot
with how naturally you talk, I'd be more surprised if it were scripted or planned!
wait im just now realizing that you said we’ve been together for seven years and your first upload was literally seven years ago 🥺 it really has been that long 🥺🥺🥺
Him: “Just mom”
Me: “Yeah or mama, yours can be Daddy😏😌”
Him: ”yeah I figured that’s gonna be my title, it’s my title now anyway😏”
Me: “HUH??!😃 I- 😳 WOAH SIR PLEASE😅”
him : did you just do one or did you do another one ?
me : i did two actually
him :you did 3
me : .... 😐... um i said 2 ...
Me, a male, thinking I clicked on ‘helping me sleep’: 🤵🏻 -> 🤰🏻
OML, well you found your perfect partner if your in LGBTQ then. No hate, just LOVE and bliss
Bro I’m not even kidding he said that we were going to teach the kid three languages and I said it before him and I was like I’m going to teach Spanish French and English and then he said it
Him: It's like you have a secret that you just wont tell me...
Me: No, no, nno, definitly not, PLAY ON UR SWITCH WHILE I EAT MY SUSHI
Suga~~
Mom come pick me up, I'm scared
I wanna know; how do u make the kissing noises?
Like I can't help but imagine u kissing ur arm or smthing like that 😅😅
i wanna know too
I know know
I know someone who does asmr and said that he makes out with his hands 😂
He prob kisses his mic alone in his room lmao
"I don't know, this is my first kid, I assume we need a doctor." I'm crying XD
Omg, this audio is so adorable. I love you and your cuteness💜
HEllO I aM moTheR nOw thIs iS mY foOD babY, his nAmE iS TiMmY aNd hE iS a pAin In aSs bUt I lUve hiM
I am crying this is funny 🤣 🤣🤣
This roleplay instantly made me want to play the sims and I don't know why 😂
These are so calming
at 8:53 when he said “yeah i firgurs that’s going to be my title” and then said something like “it already is”. i felt something 😳🤭
figure*
omg lol i do hattee sushi anddd rolleeerrr coastersss
Same though haha
Claire Cottrell I am the way opposite of you
I dont like sushi but roller coasters 👌
Him:you hate sushi
Me:😍😍😍he knows💛💛
FRRRR 💀💀💀💀💀
Every time he makes kissing sounds I get butterflies and I know I’m not the only one 😂😂
literally EVERY time lmao
When he started talking about not being fat I started giggling, then it escalated to massages and I started laughing harder and then he goes “Can I see it again? You peed on it a few days ago. It’s fine.” I died 🤣 I love this, and I really need part 2!
Him: you hate sushi
Wow ok I know I don’t eat it all the time but.
Him: and you hate roller coaster
I’m offended. You think you know the guy
7 years really are you sure about that. 😑
Me: *looks in comments*
Also me: there are no pregnanant comments..... lets change that
Him: you hate sushi
Me: I told you I can’t have any seafood. I’m allergic.
Omg, i love it. Can't wait for part two maybe 😊
Title: we r going to be parents
*Me on my period*
Mmhm yup.... im pregnant🤰🤰
Hey Knight. I have a question only because I'm curious about how it would go. We have a ton of pregnancy audios such as the Pregnancy Pains video or the You Need To Take It Easy video. But again out of curiosity...will there be a labor audio? Like when it's actually happening? I know if one of the Dad Duty ones you told the little one the story of them being born but we never actually got to see how that went down. I'm just wondering if you're planning on making one of those :3 Love your vids!
My mom: what are you listening to let me hear Me: *changes real quick to gospel music * ok here you go.
Every time they ask me to do this is exactly what I do.
the 3 dislikes are from MY parents😂
(step-parent included)
Makes sense lol
Him: how long have I known you...7 years I’ve known you ....I know you pretty well by now... me: yeah seven years and I still don’t see a ring on my finger 🤦♀️
“ohhhh my go-“
“START LEARNING WITH US TODAY”
Narrador: Después de esto, el se fue por cigarros y ya no regreso 🙌
Narrador: ... hasta que fumó todo el paquete
@@BeforeKnightfalls hahaha😁 Wait, Waiiit Spanish??!! Omg thx for reply
JAJAJA NOOO
Lol 😂🤣😂
I thought he went for milk
I've watched this video about a hundred times now and it's not gett old
I love how one of the first things he worries about is baby food. Bruh they don't eat solids for months. I dont even have kids or like them and i know that
9:37 “like a little bit of Spanish”
Me a Hispanic, a Mexican, a native Spanish speaker: OMG YESS MY KIDS WILL SPEAK SPANISH!! THEY HAVE TO!😌
“You hate sushi”
**Confused Japanese noises**
Wait a second...
IM NOT GOING THROUGH BIRTH NO NO NO NO WAY
I’ve stumbled across your account and I’m in love with the audios!!! ❤❤
The food in my stomach: Hello father. **creepy smile**
knight: you're gonna be a mom, were gonna be perents!
me: ew.. but also like cute 😂
I.... Oh my god, I have died from the adorableness of this video 🥺🥺🥺🥺
hold up, I’m pregununent
Park Jimin pregannanant
Him: You hate sushi
Me: Sir I love sushi
Him: And you never liked rollercoaster that much anyway
Me: Dude I LOVE me some rollercoasters
Him: I mean think about the perks
My brain: You mean the morning sickness, the post pregnancy depression, back pain, the headaches.
....this kinda got me emotional.....I spent my childhood in a single parent family.....so I dream for getting married and have a family with my loved one one day...........I don’t want to be famous or rich.........a stable life with a warm loving family of my own one day would be enough...............and I can’t wait till that day....... God knows how jealous I am every time I see a happy family taking a walk together........ I truly wish I can be a part of a happy family like that one day...............
THIS. I relate so much to this comment. I just want to open my bakery and have a loving and stable relationship with someone 😭
"i-I'm gonna be a dad, your gonna be a mom, we're gonna be parents!"
i deadass said out loud-
*"well yeah, that's how it usually works"*
Now i need a labor and delivery asmr
Could you do like a labor coach audio? I think that’s be amazing 💕💕💕
I’ve been smiling the entire time 😊
1:34 IT’S MORDECAI
me: is it possible to-
youtube: is it possible to be inlove with a voice.
me: 😶😶😶
Him: You hate sushi
Me: no baby I’m not🙃💔
When u low-key wish u had a bf like this💔😞
We need a craving one, like wake you up at night and want something to eat
Unfortunately there aren’t a lot of really good men like Knight and Cardlin
Him: oh my god! Oh my go- *duo Lingo helps u with all learning languages!🤗*
I FUCKING LOVE SUSHI 😭
I got some sushi downstairs now 😂
You known for 3 days and you didn’t tell me?!!!??!?
Me: uh...... ye
Knight: your just gonna get a little pregnant
Me: A LITTLE 👁👄👁💧
this is the cutest thing
Him:We could do a train running around the top
Me: HOGWARTS EXPRESS!!😀😂
8:52 the laugh 😭👊
“You never really liked sushi”
Me: 🧍🏻♀️*I MUST BE AN IMPOSTER*
Him: no coffee
Me: I need my coffee
7 years..? I’m not complaining😌
5:43 the fact that it’s actually Thursday night
“We’re about to be a mom” sir you said something wrong 😑🤣🤣
If autocorrect was a person
@@charlotteevans3585 lol
“ you hate sushi so it’s ok” SIR I LOVE SUSHI 🍣😂
Him: let me see it
Me thinking about that meme: YoU fUcKiNg LyInG lEmMe SeE iT
Can you do one of our water breaking please? I love your videos so muchh !!! xx 🖤🖤
okay but like your voice is SO attractive :D
İts so cute and I M CRYİNG OK ?! Are you happy now !!its realy cute 😭🥰❤️
"you hate sushi"
WAIT WHAT
Him: you hate sushi and roller coaster
Me: who the hell hates sushi AND roller coasters like how
me 👁👄👁
I can live without rollercoasters, but I CAN NOT live without sushi
I was literally crying hahahah