Family Guy compilation: jokes about Russia (part 1)
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Family Guy is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The show is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.
Most of the Family Guy jokes about Russia and russians are in this video. If you find more funny moments about Russia that are not included in the video, I would appreciate if you send me links to diamond393@yandex.ru - Комедії
Two Russians have a drinking contest. Who loses?
The vodka.
Is one of the Russians a bear on a unicycle
Their families when they inevitably die from live disease.
loses*
ready, set, terrible
David LuoZhang ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Shoe & Shoelace looks better than 90% of cartoons on tv today.
Yes
да
disagree. spongebob is bestt
I would watch Shoe & Shoelace instead of Teen Titans Go
@@h20cozmic84 spongebob is part of the 10% that is good
In Soviet Russia you rob bank, in capitalist America bank rob you
So true
Other way around western spy
In brazil people and the bank keep robbing each other
This is so fucking true though!!!
This is gold
0:43 how Peter and Lois got together
Gahhahah
He Thicc 😍
@@ninlrinhredsl5367 🤨
@@sub-zero5433 🥺
0:16 ah my childhood, the memories
You mean our childhood?
*Communism*
Wait that was ur childhood or are u joking?
Was great cartoon
the 30% of your entire life is only hearing that USSR anthem
Shoe and shoelace.. One of my favorites.
lol I love that you can take a joke
Its mine to, and Eduard Khil could really sing wonderful voice, he did get some mileage out of youtube!
Mine favorite is Nu pagodi
+Maze Mazer shut up Bieber
Wanna hear a joke? Your life.
The entire internet in the early 2000s: 3:24
I think this was the first ever clip i ever saw from Family Guy
Those were simpler times
You mean early 2010s my guy
Man hearing that song again felt great
I realized that they used his song to be the troll meme song
Not gonna lie. Shoe and Shoelace always bring a smile to my face. So blunt it's funny.
Setup and straight to the moral of the story no filling up long bs inbetween!
ZA... WARUDOOO
@@zeeeeeeeeeev6493 why
"From A to backward R"
As a Russian, I was surprised to hear that line, considering how few people will get it. For those of you wondering, the backward R is Я ("ja"), which is the last letter of Russian alphabet.
А б в г д е ё ж з и й к н м л о п р с т у ф х ц ч ш щ ь ы ъ э ю я
You could understand it from context pretty easily, even if only a few knew the specifics
I’ll be the third non Russian to say: yes, the joke was easy to understand.
Typical a Russian would explain it so condescending like.....
@@quasar960 you didn’t have to say that
In Soviet Russia UA-cam watches you
Its actually true xdxdxdxd
And that's different from everywhere else how 😁?
That's everywhere...
So basically it watches me beat my own meat
Vinheteiro
We now return to popular russian cartoon "Shoe and Shoeless"
Shoe and Shoeless. One is meaning less without the other
Soviet anthem plays
Fhuzz e *Shoelace
epic
Shoelaces you use it to tie stuff, bind things, strangle your enemies and hang yourself
@@Manuel-gu9ls Nothing like a Nike garotte when you need to use conclusive force.
@@talbotpassant r/im14andthisiswooosh
"Hey, they arent bears on unicycles!"
...but neither are you?
@Aidan Gallagher
How does he have a problem?
Sans the Skelepun probably found a new word and then used it thinking he was cool and thought he was better than the other guy.
@@unused7629 ah
you clearly never been to russia
Leon Tarmann EXACTLY
From A to Я lol
It’s amazing that it isn’t funny when typed down
And
Я = Y..
@@pixingco5878 Я = Ya
Marcel Huchwajda no in Russian it's ya
In Russia there's only two channels, the first one is Soviet propaganda, and the second one is your KGB officer telling you to switch back to the first one.
Tf are you drinking?
That’s an old soviet joke. But here’s how the original one goes: Soviet union has 3 channels. When the news broadcast comes, the bored man watching tv switches to the 2nd channel to find something interesting; the same boring news is on that channel. Then he switches to the 3rd channel, it’s the same thing. Then he switches to a fourth channel with a KGB officer saying: “Hey, you better stop switching channels and watch your news.”
Is this 4 real
@@AeroCrafts ever heard of sarcasm or jokes?
@@David-mi3vx I do but I'm not sure if this comment is :/
"Shut up! Drink wolfs milk." lmao
Stewie:” Alright, time to lose the costume.”
Ha, ha! Because we are in Russia!
at one time, in mid winter, mega pack of wolves roamed and killed bunch of live stock. 300 of them, eventually they had to call in the military.
@@bosesebi6685 Z на аве - тело в канаве
@@user-cj5yk8wz2d Not in Serbia.
“ *SHOE AND SHOELACE. ONE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT THE OTHER.* “
*russian anthem*
But it also RF anthem too🤔
yeah ik i usually just refer to it as the soviet anthem
@@limok5464 meh if its instrumental nobody knows if its RF or USSR
@@RealStounds
Yes, only the words differ.
Sergei Mikhalkov came up with new words for the Soviet
hymn.
Mikhalkov has already edited this hymn three times. Under Stalin. Under Brezhnev and under Putin. I believe that editing this hymn has become a tradition.
Anthem of Russia - Children's Chorus of the Mariinsky Theater St. Petersburg
ua-cam.com/video/AUCEk9Os-tQ/v-deo.html
I am offensive and find this Russian
Joke's kinda old now, bud.
+Bacon Maken Still funny tho
Bacon Maken yeah, but the mood hit me so I decided to enjoy a small laugh
1M0RTAL_CH1CKEN Fair enough.
I find your comment offensive and Russian
when i think of russians. i think of people in adidas crouching and listening to hardbass.
Slavs.
Fluxyyz Slavs in general.
these are working class russians they also wear vintage caps ))
Don’t you mean SQUATTING WITH HEELS ON GROUND? Btw that is the only true stereotype about Russians
Flux that's what my Russian homie does all the time and we smoke cigars too
2:32
**putin speaks**
Next American Dad
American propoganda
3:23 This is by far my favorite Family Guy gag.
What is this melody called?
@@Slapdatknee ua-cam.com/video/3HishGi0CQw/v-deo.html
@@pankrat1367 thanks
Trolololol
R.I.P
In Russia, you don't laugh at jokes, instead, jokes laugh at you.
Mhel Lopez,ouch...
Mhel Lopez so basically in russia...everything is opposite
No. In 2008-2012 president of RF was Dmitriy Medvedev, so Putin was prime minister.
Well...jokes in America laugh at people all the time. I mean, Trump is a joke and he's laughing at people.
Ahh, russian reversal.
r/comedycemetery
174 bears on unicycles disliked this.
Now it's 183
***** ya I know
+reap fear 212* bears
496* apparently
lmao
Where my Русские comrades at,
We all remember watching Shoe and Shoelace when we were kids, don't we?
That was моё любимое TV show from девяностые.
Da. But now we only have сковородка и яичница. This is so sad.
That's pretty good for Сибирь и другие не так ли?
I don't remember the show. I don't remember a lot of things. Spent most of my childhood drunk, wrestling bears. Don't judge me. How else could I get a unicycle?
Да! how could I forget.
Russian cartoons are actually great, with beautiful art
Ya it was my childhood
in soviet Russia car drives you
LOL😂
in russia, games play you
+Dave The Gamer 😂😂😂
IN RUSSIA GUN SHOOTS YOU
+Dylan Boyle well that ones hard it shoot u or u shoot it
"Shoe and shoelace. One is meaningless without the other. (CCCP anthem)". Haha
Austin Rule I fucking died at that part!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
super stupid
He's "Putin us on" 🤣🤣 awh man that's quality.
*Now we return to Popular Soviet Propaganda:*
*"Soviet Man and Vodka."*
*One is Useless Without the Other.*
OMG thank you so much for repeating what we just watched. Would never have worked it out otherwise. Not all heroes spell Cape..
Wouldn't they still be useless even when together? Ooohhh burn.
@@medexamtoolsdotcom The only thing that Burned in the Soviet Union was their economy lol
Makes sense too
Hahahaha, Russian/vodka joke. That's so fresh. I've never heard this hundreds year old joke before. Sooooo funny
I'm Russian and I found it funny.
Ding dong so long they call it long schlong Don't you mean Soviet Russia?
Ding dong so long they call it long schlong
I'm funny and I found it Russian
Ding dong so long they call it long schlong same lol
Are you a Russian male?
are you also Homophobic?
Shoe and shoelace, one is meaningless without the other...The End. This had me laughing so hard because of the monotone.
Kevin Vega,I missed the punchline until I quickly re-thought about it
Why is this now being reccomended to me?
Two words: Ukraine and Russia
When I think of Russia, I think of all those Beautiful orthodox churches.
I think of people squatting in Adidas yelling "CYKA BLYAT"
The rebuilding of the Churches over the last 30 years has been extraordinary and the return of Faith, not that it ever left the Russian People.
АЛИЛЛУИА!
Their apart of the beauty.
@@legoshisshibahusband Stop it
"everything from a to backwards R" The backwards R (Я) is actually pronounced Ya and it IS in the end of the russian alphabet. Nice one, family guy :)
Я Яблоко
Shut up.
You act like they don't have a research department.
Also Я means I or I'm. It can be away to say something about your self.
where is russian cut away gag?
That was the joke.
No, the joke was a parody of a legendary piece of Russian animation called "Hedgehog in the fog". It's a shame it's not featured in this compilation - but it's understandable
The Russian cartoons are full of human emotion, at least the Soviet ones were. Often a little too dark for kids. Didn't like them as a kid. Exceptions are the Russian Vinnie the Pooh, Nu Pogodi, etc.
Eh, I wouldn't say so. Sure, the most famous (and most memorable) animations are the ones that adults can appreciate more (like Bardin's or Norstein's works), but there were plenty of cartoons for children. A lot of them just aren't as memorable for that very reason. Adults can relate to "Vovka v Tridevyatom Tsarstve", for instance, because his "Eh, it's fine as it is!" approach is something we see every day in the work place (I actually saw a girl with one of the Vasilisas tattooed on her arm yesterday). But cartoons about bogatyrs, Seraya Sheyka, the snowman who became Santa's assistant, "Shaybu! Shaybu!", the wolf and the fox who went fishing - these are all very kid-friendly. Personally, I don't see any adult appeal in them. And that, I think, is what made them forgettable.
+NeuroticPixieSlasher effort of reading all that
*"In Soviet Russia, car drives you." Is that where the in Soviet Russia memes came from?*
Yakov Smirnoff was a comedian from the 80s that made it the most popular.
I guess that original joke is "In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party can always find you"
Ha anime Russian Brody 😂
@@briceburch6162 what
In America, you watch tv. In Soviet Russia, tv watches you
Shoe and Shoeless shows the solidarity that is cooperation among the working class. While both unique, and both have a function, they form unity under one to add value that can be given elsewhere (like putting them to your feet). Even though the shoeless is the minority with less mass, he is treated as equal for the end goal of utopia and a better world for the people.
Long Live Lenin, and Long Live Shoe & Shoelace
I really like that Russian waiter.
The guy sure can sing, but I'm almost positive he a reference to something but I have no idea what. Can anyone explain, cause I would greatly appreciate it.
@@sethsholtis6261 he is the original troll face. It's like a russian animatronic that sings the exact song shown here u can look it up on youtube
I can’t believe everyone forgot about the trololo guy so quickly. Famous youtube meme.
@@sethsholtis6261 ua-cam.com/video/oavMtUWDBTM/v-deo.html
Trololololol
Love how Putin talks about "an embarrassment" while "American Dad" is mentioned xD
Now THATS an embarrassment!
I think American dad is better but that's my opinion
That guy is sooooo lame.
+Slender Man I agree with you. Cant bear to watch fam guy anymore but love the shit out of american dad.
What is wierd, Putin's voice for the character is SOOO OFF... Putin doesnt have that voice. In reality he sounds very calm and soft when talks. Strange.
Um what? American Dad is hilarious it's better than Family Guy by a mile.
"Everything from A to backwards R."
😂😂😂 That made me laugh for some reason...
Because backwards R is indeed the final letter of the Russian alphabet. (Я) - pronounced "ya" is our 33rd and final letter. Fun fact: when standing on it's own as a single letter in a sentence, "Я" is equivalent to "I" or "me" in English :^)
@@PoonDestruction I know I'm a year late, but for some reason I never got notified when you replied to my comment. That is very cool! I didn't know that. I always found the Russian language fascinating.
3:52 is no one gonna mention
this because this cracked me up XD🤣🤣🤣
in Soviet Russia, you no break twig. twig break you
Some Guy In America, you see bears in zoo; In Soviet Russia, you see bears on unicycles
In Crimea there is a zoo where lions pet you.
The fact that you used "you no" instead of "you don't" just makes it funnier
Hey wait a minuet those guards sent bears on unicycles either
I was thinking the same thing. I guess the military are humans but the citizens are bears on unicycles.
Western spies!!!!
They are from Ukraine. Hold up *Ourkraine*
@@ajamcan7264 There you go much better
"No one dances the minuet any more," grumbled Wylan.
“ I mean granted when you think of Russian people, you think of bears on unicycles.... but.... there ALL bears on unicycles” officially my favourite family guy quote
Wow Freddie! you're back!
It's hilarious to see Putin helping Americans, especially during Russia Ukraine conflict.
Biden
And just like that putins invasion cured covid
@@budwhite9591 Got slapped with sanctions for curing covid.😑
Stalin also helped Roosevelt during World War II.
Ukraine is the most stupid country in this situation
I love the troll song :D
That has to be the internet's troll theme song.
I didn't know he was Russian though
+SnowyThePyroBear Inc. it is
+PhantoMace2012 nope
That's not the song name btw
Sada fiyer I know that but I think of it as the internet troll song
As someone pretending to be Russian on the internet, I can confirm this to be accurate
"Hey! THEY'RE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLE!"
Look who's talking
Who's watching this during the War?
Me
These must be the worst Russian accents I've ever heard.
I guess some people just don't get jokes.
Nope. The jokes are good for the most part. The accents are atrocious.
The accents are a part of the joke. That's why they are terrible.
How do they enhance the joke?
+MrGurujoe1985 By making a bad accent
I'm funny and I found this Russian.
Here in the gulag, language will get you raped
@@sunnynoriega4288 too perfect not to like! XD lolol
Hi funny, I'm hello
This ended up working both ways, which makes it double good
"Shut up and drink wolf milk "this kills me😂
Wasn’t she the maid for the Griffins. Read Goodnight Chernobyl to Stewie?
@@leociresi4292 different woman
HAHAH 1:38 and 1:42, the Matryoshka doll reference!
*In high pitched voice*
"Hehehe! Because we're in Russia!"
Props for Edward Khil
I shit a brick when I saw Edward Khil in family guy! hilarious
RIP
In Soviet Russia, you do not laugh at a joke, the jokes laughs at you !!!
I never knew the “la la la” Guy was Russian-
In Russia: blood is made of vodka
In Germany: blood is made of beer
In America: blood is made of burger
In Uk: blood is made of tea
In france: blood is made of wine
In Qatar: blood is made of Karakk
In Canada: blood is made of maple syrup
In Brazil: blood is made of coffe
In Mexico: Blood is made of tequila
In Armenia: Blood is made of lavash
In Argentina: blood is made of fernet
In India: blood is made of ‘chai’
I'm Russian and I'm nothing like these Russians :/
Mc Fries wait , you mean you are not a bear on a unicycle?
Same
Mc Fries haha nice joke
What ever you say bear on unicycle
thats good. Im from CZ or Czech Republic.
0:20 1950s cartoons be like
3:45 Edward Khil was amazing
I literally went to looked up the alphabet just to find “backwards R” 😂😂
It's pronounced ya
Я
@@David-zr5gh Головка от xyя.
Is it weird that I got nostalgic from hearing the troll song?
It is not trolls song 🤦🤷
I loved it too
@@MegaSmartprincess it's what its known for
Aww, you cut out the Russian Cutaway Gag. :(
The one about Hedgehog? It's actually a jab at Russian old cartoon classic, "the hedgehog in the fog".
Kakoi doorak priedoomal vyrezat Russian Cutaway Gag!? Onee hoolygan, Onee bezdyelnyk! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Seth asked us at San Diego if we’d get the Russian waiter joke and whether he should include it in an episode. We overwhelmingly said yes and so here it is. Turns out, Seth talks and listens to his fans.
In Soviet Russia you dont watch Putin , Putin watches you
imagine if Putin was a bear on a unicycle
Does anyone know what the 'shoe and shoelace' - "the end" song was?
+CoolAsFinnBro russian anthem
+CoolAsFinnBro russian anthem
It was a Soviet Union marching song.
Soviet anthem
Anthem of the Soviet Union.
I was coming for the thumbnail but when I saw the first cutaway I stayed throughout the whole video
Why were the bears on unicycles wearing Ottoman hats?
Don't you just love scrolling through the comments and seeing salty angry Russians argue with people because they are offended and don't find this funny? yes I am an American, I could care less if anyone taunts me for it.
No, but I hate when people describe others as "salty" when really they mean "annoyed"
What bothers me is the part about Siberia and Russia? Are they two different countries or what?
Nishant Sonowal Nope, Siberia is in Russia.
Nishant Sonowal u are pretty dumb
Jeffums i love scrolling but i didnt found angry russians
3:02 i get it, because the last letter in the russian alphabet is я
Я
Я
Everything from "ah" to "ya" lmao
Dude the detail on those AK's was crazy good!
"Shoe and shoelace. One is meaningless without the other."
The end 😂😂
in Soviet Russia car drives you lol!!!!
mike scoggins lol
Walk IT To Em Wentz 11also in russia...game plays you
AAHHAHAHA SUPER MEGA EPIK ROFLLLLLLL(not)
2:15
The Russian soldier had a black ak but then he has a wooden ak at 2:56
Damn, you have good eyes... maybe you worked for the KGB... 🤫
1:40 I burst out laughing
WHERE IS RUSSIAN CUTAWAY GAG
I liked the Russian waiter part until Peter ruined it with him mentioning his children
"Hey, their not bears on unicycles". 🤣
This aged well
2:57 _I will provide you with transportation, passport, food, supplies, everything from A to Я._
I laughed so hard at the coat one😂😂
Я понимаю, что Грифины специально настроены на позитивный лад, чтоб посмеяться :D
Но если откинуть стереотипы, то у нас норм мульты, особенно те, которые я смотрела в детстве, типа "ну погоди", "трое из Простоквашино" и тому подобное :>
Мужики замечательные, полных людей мало
Водку и вообще спиртное пьет все меньше людей, все готовы продать душу за чай ♡
This is great
@ 2:53 did Chevy say "the long and veiny of it"? Never heard that one
"Hey! They're not bears on unicycles!"
Well, neither are you, so arrest yourself, sir.
Oh yeah... good work YT algorithm, just what we needed rn
In Soviet Russia this video is called _Soviet Russia compilation: jokes about Family Guy_
I'd drink wolf milk
I’d watch shoe and shoelace
shoe and shoelace one is meaningless without the other
pants and belt one is meaningless without the other
In soviet russia, car drives you 😂
Funnier now
the "Russian waiter" was most funny. lmao :D
The original guy's name was Edward Hill, a Russian singer in 70s. That's their tribute to him.
thanks for the info
it is really him, the suit, hair style, face, voice and everything
156 people aren't bears on unicycles.
Yeah they are
Best part 3:11 the lala guy- Rest In Peace
Кто здесь Русский?
Че столько дизлайков понаставили?
I'm currently studying Russian and I understood at least your first sentence. :D
@@quentinthomason2287 what did they say
@@emma_the_angel5284
Who is Russian?
@@quentinthomason2287 or pasted it on google trznslate
@@theoneperson510
Perhaps they did.
I am russian, and only the "wolf's milk" killed me. everything else - meh
You must not have grown up with Shoe and Shoelace you capitalist pig.
G
XANDR KENSKI wait so you guys ACTUALLY drink wolf milk?😐 dude..how does it taste like?
Raidan Dani
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Well, real russian will never find it funny. Are you really think you can fool us so easy?
0:24 best cartoon ever! I died 😂😂
Am I The only one who didn’t get the bears on unicycles.
Yeah, i know, right? Why would they make fun of normal russian citizens like ourselves?
I had to click and watch this. Lmao