Yes, probably the best point in the video for sure. Comedians actually make people think by opening up a place where anything can be said as long as it's funny. And of course, thinking's dangerous
Okay but can we take a moment to appreciate how good this guy is at faking accents I don't think I have ever met a man who could go so seamlessly from Indian to American to British to Obama
He is witty. he is intelligent. he speaks for the truth. he speaks what he believes in. he has a spine. he has balls. he gets love. he gets hate. he handles it with a class. but above all this, this dude is an amazing human! be like this dude.
"The scariest sound that this establishment can hear is not the wording of my jokes, it's the energy in your laughs. It is not the statement i make, it's the agreement in your lungs. The target isn't my microphone, it's your throat"👏 Vir Das you absolute beauty.
Oh my god, this is one of the funniest bits of comedy I have seen in a while! As a German, I laughed so hard at the Hitler and Germany part. 😂 It's funny that you say people would call you unintelligent, because until that point I was like "This has to be one of the smartest comedians on earth!". I really love this video. So funny yet so true! Thanks for this bit! Best regards from Germany
Yeah a best word to describe, most intelligent comedian in the world, he is just different no one is like him just a rare one in billion plus he lives in India so by every breath he took he got a content and the way he represents is just awesome.
The most satisfying thing for me is that I scrolled through the comment section for 10 straight minutes and still couldn't see even one word of Hatred. Hats off to your Courage for speaking up dude.
@@piyushb143 AFFORD what are u saying he is the biggest and the oldest Indian comic..He did a world tour..But he doesnt have nos. to back that..But he sure isnt doing that
"The most hateful,violent,ignorant,misogynistic,racist and unscientific shit has always been said in front of a flag that people love and on a stage that was built for by taking money from the very people that the speech is going to oppress." -Virdas He needs to be protected.
Abhishek Upamanyu Makes you laugh so hard that it becomes hard to even breath... But Vir Das makes such intelligent jokes ... Might not make you laugh out that hard but definitely touches you with his humour.....
when he said " we don't have freedom to breathe", i literally paused the video to think about it for a while, i would really want to know the thought process of vir das , he is fucking intelligent dude.
He explained laughter a little while ago, which is based on "inhaling & exhaling" & that's practically breathing. So if comics are banned or jailed. Laughter is banned. Laughter = breathing (heavily)
“The scariest sound that this establishment can fear is not the wording of my jokes but the energy in your laughs” ! Kudos man. Wish people wake to this harsh reality.
This guy thinks it's the establishment that hates them, nah brah, it's more than half the country when the liberals have an IQ so low that they don't understand the quote was meant to mean " ask yourself what you can do for your country" and we don't need clowns like Vir who don't understand something basic like that to provide political insight
That was a powerful statement actually. The main issue in today's world is people not seeing what the Govt is/isn't doing. You see it, you acknowledge it, and then decide for yourself if it is correct or incorrect. For instance, the Farm Laws. I won't comment against/for these laws, because I haven't personally read these laws (and I cannot trust the media or their interpretation of these laws). But the idea is, if you are protesting against/for these laws, have a complete idea before doing so, or you loose credibility. I have met just so many people who somehow cannot defend their stand (for or against) over these laws. This makes the situation all the more vulnerable.
@@isildurrr345 Govt booked 17 cases on him and he went to court to defend his jokes. They locked up many activists and journalists. This is not democratic. What govt is FEARING ? I don’t think you have watched the show completely.
@@Royalbob123 this is not America... This is india... Where dalits and Muslims voices are made to heard to UN... But 161 hindus got lynched in modi raj you barely know.... The hindus are so oppressed that they in their sub conscious mind like you don't even know that they are oppresed
I listen to him for intelligent jokes, never dissatisfied-"The scariest sound that this establishment can hear is not the wording of my jokes, it's the energy in your laughs. It is not the statement I make, it's the agreement in your lungs. The target isn't my microphone, it's your throat."
Can we just give it up for this man, the way he carefully picks his words and how he gives people a sense of 🤯time after he's made them laugh. Well Done Vir.
That's spot on man. Comedians are in fact the most intelligent folks in the world. Having a sense of humor has always been attributed to great IQ. Not to forget a comedian is the richest actor in Hollywood (Jerry Seinfeld).
The most influential comedian who makes sense in 16 minutes more than a politician can ever make in 16 years. I have no words for describing what Vir’s comedy is to me especially after seeing this video. Rendered speechless is an underreaction.
Just because someone resonates with your thought process and falls in the same metaphysical category as yourself, doesn't mean they make more sense than someone else. That might be true but under a very specific set of per-determined context(s) and setting(s). People do make sense and people do not. It's just NOT comparable! Oversimplification of Cultural and Sociological layers under the 'I-KNOW-IT-ALL' hood is disastrous. We are a SINGLE species with highly comparable IQs. You (just like any other Homo sapiens) are a product of ~300 million years of highly complex evolutionary process. Try behaving like that! Your comment might seem 'WOKE' at the outset, but you're actually undermining the thinking capabilities and intellect of all those who voted (or didn't) for those very politicians! P.S.: I do believe we HAVE freedom of speech! Btw, y'all ever heard of Middle East!?
@@vishnumangla7287 Making sense on a particular matter is highly subjective. I agree that I can’t base my perception on the fact that my ideology highly resembles with his’ but I still think that the comment I made was more about how politicians rarely make sense than about Vir making sense more than anyone else. Also, it is rather sad that while my comment was just specifically towards appreciating Vir, your comprehension of it was more focused on the remark that the bigots in our country don’t make sense, which, I think, adds weight to it more than anything else can.
@@vanidua7636 I think you interpreted my reply in a much opposite manner as compared to my intentions. A highly 6-9 kinda scenario is likely. That might be due to my inability to exploit our language of conversation that well. Anyways, as I continued to read the comments, I found a highly repetitive pattern, much similar to your original comment! Therefore, I just posted an original comment. Read it if you can. The issue is highly debatable and I'd love to have a marathon conversation on the very topic but this medium of communication is not appropriate for reasons more than one. So let's rest it right here! Btw, I strongly believe that politicians do make sense 100% of time. It's just their INDIA differs from your INDIA!
@@vishnumangla7287 It’s an ocean of comments and I don’t think it’s wise to look for a specific one when I’m already conversing with you through this. I’m preferably disagreeing with you on how you think politicians make sense 100% of the time. I’m not adding anything to it because not only the statistic you presented was gravely naive but also it was followed by a statement which makes me wonder how much YOUR India would match the vision of politicians’ India and that’s just scary because if it does, I’m more or less going to regret indulging in a conversation with someone who doesn’t have much-unaccounted authority as a politician but still parallels, that too proudly, the mental state of the latter.
@@vanidua7636 Look, that's the fun part of it and something which frustrates me, simultaneously. '100%' was not a statistical data at all. It was more of a figure of speech. As far as my thought for INDIA is concerned, I don't think it perfectly aligns to any of the politicians' idea. A prime example of that would be the very fact that I do support complete Freedom Of Speech, including Blasphemy, unlike many politicians. I have got my own set of aspirations and ideas of an ideal INDIAN society and while they're mostly self-brewed, people do tend to see them through some sort of filter. But that is totally fine because just like me, you and everyone else here has got a mind to think and a medium to express (and the freedom to do so as well)! Are my ideas my own? Yes! At least till the BIG CRUNCH! Peace :)
Just imagine for a second if Vir Das was a hindi stand-up comedian. The reach he would have had. Ohh wait, he would have ended up in jail with that imagination. My bad! Love you Vir Das
So lucky to have randomly stumbled over one of Vir's videos. Funny, real, insightful, honest. Love this guy, best performance I've seen since good old George Carlin, (R.I.P). Provoking thoughts and laughs in equal measure, truly a legend in the making.
thinking that people who follow comedians are somehow smarter breed and don't fall for the poulism and hero worship is the biggest lie you lot are telling yourselves.
This guy thinks it's the establishment that hates them, nah brah, it's more than half the country when the liberals have an IQ so low that they don't understand the quote was meant to mean " ask yourself what you can do for your country" and we don't need clowns like Vir who don't understand something basic like that to provide political insight
@@isildurrr345 There is a thing called Sarcasm Mate, I really hope you understand it's meaning soon and about QUOTE, he quoted John F Kennedy, I believe one of greatest liberal of 20th century. Liberalism has many dimensions, way too many. Calling every person who is expressing dissent liberal, is vague and show ideological illiteracy. In Many aspects Vajpayeeji was a liberal, in many aspects Indira Gandhi was authoritarian.
You are ahead of your time dude, This is not just comedy, it's a carefully created art. Your lines are gonna written on walls as quotes. Keep doing it, we love you man!
Only because we cannot speak freely we need such comedians and only because the government doesn’t protect the migrant workers we need a Sonu Sood. What we really need is a better Gov.
@divyanshu pandey*You* are the brainwashed one because you dont know how many public speakers are getting arrested and the politicians are covering it up. Vir is saying the truth
@@pranavlimaye yaha un revolution ki baat chal rhi hai jo bina baay ke revolutionary banne ke liye hote hain. Jaise feminism ke naam par no bra challenge koi sense banta hai is baat ka.
@@aarzoo4853 I cant tell you how many times I'm going through the UA-cam comments on random and I see something stupid and hateful crap and I'll look at the name and go "ofc he's an Indian, who else did I expect?!! "
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 I feel you, seriously. People have to understand the difference between constructive criticism and hatred. Our country is by no means perfect and development starts by accepting that and looking for solutions
@@aarzoo4853 Although I agree with you yet I see that most of the people just stop with pointing out the problems which seems as if they are spreading hatred.. rather if they start to give solutions or suggestions along with pointing out the problems it would create a difference in the way people see that comment. Cheers!
Absolutely true! Too tired of this left v right thing anyway! Its like they realised Hindu v Muslim is not going to work for millennials so let's re-invent the wheel and try to keep them divided and engaged using left v right arguments 🤷🏻♂️ Just saying, I don't want to be a part of this. All I want is to make the community around me a better place to live!
The sheer amount of courage one has to have to be able to say this out loud. Vir we adore you. We're proud and very very lucky to have you sir. Thank you.
No courage is needed to crack jokes on Modi , I have seen many comic doing that True Courage is needed to make of abrahimic faiths and( now Hindus god's as well , even if we don't have blasphemy laws in Hinduism but the constitution written by Baba Sahab gives us the right to make him /her repent )
He knows about politics, he knows about movies, he knows about music and musicians,artists, western culture , their politics, comic book and all the comic universes... he is basically the biggest geek fanboy amazing talented funny.. and unreal person ever
The part about artists in jail....oh my god!!! Hes just too good... what he does needs lots of guts. Not easy. And we all love listening to him He ruffles a lot of feathers.... that is just so awesome...the way he does it... strong words. Strong meanings.. amazing intelligent artist There is so much thought n emotions put into every show... this isnt your typical standup comedy... say something funny laugh n go away ... no You cannot ignore.... you end up staying awake thinking about his words
@@luxurylife3858 I hope n pray that ur troubles r gone n u be successful healthy and happy. Just to let u know dat ur not alone in troubles, my dad died during covid period. May almighty take away covid
Well I've seen that farooqui guy's video which is in question. Offensive or not depends on your sensitivity but the real question is would his head still be on his shoulder had he replaced the name of Rama and Sita with their so called prophet and his four year old wife? Imagine aisha singing bujurg hai mera piya, it's definitely p3dophilia😥. You know the answer what would've happened. So💁♀️
@U K so u r accepting that they are wrong? And ppl like u r the one na who says All religions are equal n says same thing? Toh ab vo logic kaha gaya? 🤡
@U K Not supporting putting him in jail by any means... just stating the fact. Of course India is bad when it comes to foe but surely not the worst. And besides, it's not like islam has improved an inch since the last 1400 years even after getting so much tolerance from everyone else other than themselves. It's still the same vile hateful violent cancer as it was. I personally feel religion is the bs that should be insulted the most. And I mean *every* religion. Don't be biased and make fun of em equally
@@Soumik.Naskar Your analogy is similar to a Rapist saying at least I did not kill the girl. Just because any other place is at the extreme level of intolerance, you want to normalize the injustice by giving the excuse that you are not at that level, then I guess if someday someone *beats the shit out* of Mister Modi he should be fine because he at least did not assassinate him.
He is just simply amazing!! Everything that he said was a fact and makes sense. The world is built on such ridiculous pillars and this guy comes roasts them all right in their face. He speaks what he believes and that’s exactly how all of us should be. Love from India 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Really what he said is true... Look at us, I'm a South Indian and it really pains me to say that for a sport like jallikattu was brought back from ban because it is tradition. It's a game where people get seriously injured, the bull rampages around the people. It's that kind of a sport and the youths protested for so long and managed to revert PETA's ban. But we are not able to bring such change or help the farmers in their protest. I may be wrong in my line of thought but I really can't believe that even after so many negotiations the govt and farmers couldn't come to a middle point. Something is really wrong here
@@deepanshutiwari9516 Well being on this side of the table it's funny too watching a poora cult get triggered when they are called by their true name xD. Cheers ! :*
"The most hateful, violent, ignorant, misogynistic, racist, and unscientific shit has always been said in front of a flag that people love and on a stage that was built for by taking money from the very people that the speech is going to oppress." - Virdas God Bless you brother for giving us the energy to laugh at something so realistic. You must never stop or be afraid. Can't wait to see some amazing piece of art soon soon soon on rest of the Episodes
"Women talk too much...airline food" was a clear hint on comedians we've all laughed for, before. But Vir, you are a genius and I just can't wait to see the rest of #TenOnTen . Your Watson passed away yesterday and I hope these comments today are making you feel energetic and encouraged. You do your thing man. We all love you . :)
I hope you read this one: First off, hands down; a standing ovation and everything you hope your jokes does to people! Second, the construction of sentences and choice of words together, both, are like my favourite pizza toppings and cheese burst served fresh and hot. Third, IDK what's the trend these days, that is, if comedians can be role models or something but you inspire me. You inspire me to think more sensibly, laugh a lot and especially, write better! I don't want to be a comedian per see but I wish I could write and become an orator like you. Fourth, much much LOVE
Modiji didn't put Faruqi in jail we Indori did . And the constitution written by Baba saheb gives us the right to do so No comic will be jailed untill and unless he/she insults our god / goddess.
About the bottle guy.. I thought I was the only one thinking he's seeking my attention.. and my conclusion was maybe because I'm watching too many kdramas 😅
Vir looked disappointed at the end. Well the audience was stunned by the standup and forgot to clap. You made them think. I guess the silence at the end is what u really deserved. Silence in which audience used ur mind to comprehend what he just spoke.
I can't believe this is only the second Vir Das video I have watched. The first one was also today. The political jokes and laughters are literally a breath of fresh air. Yet not controlled.
@CIA Vir said that he can go on and on talking on such common topics for hours but we won’t be laughing and loving him as much as we love his jokes now
Funny as hell, makes us think, gets us scared of wats happening, makes us feel guilty of what we have done, powerful enough to inspire atleast some among us, and freaking awesome. Cheers to this guy and the peeps who listen to him.
It takes a very intelligent, courageous and articulate comic to deliver the way you do. 99.9% of comedy is based on a political demographic. Yours is across the board, and is brill. Keep it up 👍🏻
dear, it's a battle of narratives. those are the stupid ones who form opinions by getting inspired by someone and not having their own critical thinking. at least that guy is in jail, unlike the ones who are beheaded. and oh my god nothing said about the fascist maha gov of shivsena, double standards at their peak.
Legends say the guy in front has still not finished his beer.
Lol😅
Sources from republic tv confirmed it
Who needs beer when u have a chic like her next to u 😉😉
Legends say that you will find an old mate commenting on this video
@@parshvashah7129 damn bruhhh
" The target isn't my microphone it's your throat ". Now I know why they are scared of comedians. God bless you man.
Yes, probably the best point in the video for sure. Comedians actually make people think by opening up a place where anything can be said as long as it's funny. And of course, thinking's dangerous
Omfg I read that as he told
Yeaa.....
Vicks goli lo kich kich door karo
His agenda is laughter 😂😂 ironical considering he deleted all his left leaning jokes from Twitter and kept joking against the right.
For the record....I think beer bottle guy is annoying too.
Sir I think you should do your next piece on unscientific beliefs of people and whatsapp University.It will be hilarious
But they were smartly dressed 😂
Super annoying🍺
Sir you can pin this comment...
😂😂
Okay but can we take a moment to appreciate how good this guy is at faking accents
I don't think I have ever met a man who could go so seamlessly from Indian to American to British to Obama
Personally I think he could have done better with Obama, but it’s impressive how he can change from one accent to another.
@Agastya Rana Or maybe more and more comedians are getting better at it.
You should check Russell Peters. He's great too
Hmm yes.. Obama is a completely different accent.. not like matching to anyone else..
@@its_secret5375 He has a very distinctive manner of speech, accent might not be the best word for it but you understand what i mean
He is witty. he is intelligent. he speaks for the truth. he speaks what he believes in. he has a spine. he has balls. he gets love. he gets hate. he handles it with a class. but above all this, this dude is an amazing human! be like this dude.
I see a fellow Vir Das fan. Not just for his jokes but for the human being he is. I likey👍
Completely true
worded perfectly!!
Hey, I remember you from that "no bhakt comments will be tolerated..." thread, btw, agreed 100%
m.ua-cam.com/video/8KkODGo4FWU/v-deo.html
"The scariest sound that this establishment can hear is not the wording of my jokes, it's the energy in your laughs. It is not the statement i make, it's the agreement in your lungs. The target isn't my microphone, it's your throat"👏 Vir Das you absolute beauty.
Thanks for putting this out here
Absolutely 💯
This man won my heart right there, it was such a brutally honest segment.
m.ua-cam.com/video/8KkODGo4FWU/v-deo.html
True that
Me looking at the guy who is for no real reason bothering me by using a bottle to clap! Come on, dude! Vir deserves better than this.
🤣bothered the hell out of me as well
Exactly man !!!! That ticked me off so much, no hate obviously but that is just annoying to watch. Its like oddly UNsatisfying.
Hahaha saw this comment after I commented on same thing👍😂😂😂
Hey man, I'm a fan of yours. Thank you for making a change... Love from Kolkata ❤️👍
He has no idea whats going on. Rather he paid some extra bucks to get into every cut
Oh my god, this is one of the funniest bits of comedy I have seen in a while! As a German, I laughed so hard at the Hitler and Germany part. 😂 It's funny that you say people would call you unintelligent, because until that point I was like "This has to be one of the smartest comedians on earth!". I really love this video. So funny yet so true! Thanks for this bit! Best regards from Germany
❤️ please share in your community.. this guy needs to go global
Is you guys have any Pakistan...? If there is one, our mitron will give you free tickets...
As a hitler I also laughed
Dhruv rathee alt?
Yeah a best word to describe, most intelligent comedian in the world, he is just different no one is like him just a rare one in billion plus he lives in India so by every breath he took he got a content and the way he represents is just awesome.
The most satisfying thing for me is that I scrolled through the comment section for 10 straight minutes and still couldn't see even one word of Hatred. Hats off to your Courage for speaking up dude.
Because it's being managed and deleting by his team
@@randomnessandnature He can afford a team? 😳
Because it needs an elite sense of humour to understand his jokes and bhakts definitely are stupid ! 😂
There are. Though they are directed to the guy clapping with the bottle. Folks don't realise that he is a platinum member. 😂
@@piyushb143 AFFORD what are u saying he is the biggest and the oldest Indian comic..He did a world tour..But he doesnt have nos. to back that..But he sure isnt doing that
"The most hateful,violent,ignorant,misogynistic,racist and unscientific shit has always been said in front of a flag that people love and on a stage that was built for by taking money from the very people that the speech is going to oppress."
-Virdas
He needs to be protected.
Lol he will be safe and sound in amreeka no need to worry about him
@@SunilPatil-hs8wd okay bhaiyya
Your last line was my first thought!
Veer is actually Kayar.
Can you give the timestamp for this
When the guy holding the Corona gets more hate than the guy who gave everyone Corona.
How ??
#stopasianhate
@@Snake.b1te people don't hate the Asians, they hate the Chinese for spreading COVID. Asian is not equal to Chinese!
Lowkey true!
@@yadvenderchahal1368 not to mention, we hate commies more than the Chinese who did this
Abhishek Upamanyu Makes you laugh so hard that it becomes hard to even breath... But Vir Das makes such intelligent jokes ... Might not make you laugh out that hard but definitely touches you with his humour.....
Exactly
when he said " we don't have freedom to breathe", i literally paused the video to think about it for a while, i would really want to know the thought process of vir das , he is fucking intelligent dude.
He explained laughter a little while ago, which is based on "inhaling & exhaling" & that's practically breathing.
So if comics are banned or jailed. Laughter is banned. Laughter = breathing (heavily)
Hits different after BLM
He Is He
I CRIED BRO
@goenje shuya tell me I wanna listen
Girl in white dress - "We're on a date, atleast hold my hand."
Beer guy in blue shirt - "No, I'll take this beer bottle home"
I Can Bet The Couple AT The Left Side Will Get Irritated By Seeing The Comments,Face Show Karne Chahiyeh The
this is funnier than the whole video
😂
Exactly 😅
He took hold my beer quite literally
“The scariest sound that this establishment can fear is not the wording of my jokes but the energy in your laughs” ! Kudos man. Wish people wake to this harsh reality.
This guy thinks it's the establishment that hates them, nah brah, it's more than half the country when the liberals have an IQ so low that they don't understand the quote was meant to mean " ask yourself what you can do for your country" and we don't need clowns like Vir who don't understand something basic like that to provide political insight
That was a powerful statement actually. The main issue in today's world is people not seeing what the Govt is/isn't doing. You see it, you acknowledge it, and then decide for yourself if it is correct or incorrect.
For instance, the Farm Laws. I won't comment against/for these laws, because I haven't personally read these laws (and I cannot trust the media or their interpretation of these laws). But the idea is, if you are protesting against/for these laws, have a complete idea before doing so, or you loose credibility. I have met just so many people who somehow cannot defend their stand (for or against) over these laws. This makes the situation all the more vulnerable.
@@isildurrr345 Govt booked 17 cases on him and he went to court to defend his jokes. They locked up many activists and journalists. This is not democratic. What govt is FEARING ? I don’t think you have watched the show completely.
@@isildurrr345 😂 okay, right wingers are noble laureates.
@@Royalbob123 this is not America... This is india... Where dalits and Muslims voices are made to heard to UN... But 161 hindus got lynched in modi raj you barely know.... The hindus are so oppressed that they in their sub conscious mind like you don't even know that they are oppresed
"The scariest sound this establishment can hear is not the wording of my jokes, its the energy in your laughs." 🔥🔥🔥
The scariest sound that this establishment can hear is not the wording of my jokes it the energy in ur laughs ....THE BEST LINE💥
#String need support
this is where we need the three thousand replies in agreement.
I agree...
The line is pure GOLD !! Or should I say Platinum😂
This line is going to remembered through the ages❤️
I listen to him for intelligent jokes, never dissatisfied-"The scariest sound that this establishment can hear is not the wording of my jokes, it's the energy in your laughs. It is not the statement I make, it's the agreement in your lungs. The target isn't my microphone, it's your throat."
THANKS FOR WRITING IT DOWN MAN
I LOVE THIS LINE AND VIR TOOO,,..... xD
EXACTLY!!! WORD FOR WORD ALL THAT YOU SAID!!!
Best statement of VIR till now😇
That goes both ways. You can't deny that toxicity and cancel culture exists in both the sides.
Everyone: That beer bottle guy is annoying..
That Beer Bottle guy: " i am famous.. that's how freedom of speech worked for me!"
Woooooo
I just came down here to see someone acknowledge how that beer bottle guy was kind of annoying!!
Exactly...ignored him just like he ignored to clap with his hands!!
why was he annoying?
Thats his freedom he is not drinking bloody blood its only a beer from which your and mine country run
"To be a good public speaker you don't have to make sense, you just have to be memorable."
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."
GoT?
@time machine wait, they do that?
@time machine wish I was after reading the comment replies on this video
@time machine yes and this government.
"The scariest sound that the establishment can hear is not the wording of a joke, but the energy in your laughs."
Hi जिहादी bero
👍
@@elijahmikaelson8027 A great example of today's generation being blinded by the politics.
@@samyeharshel that was a joke,chill bero chill 😂
@@samyeharshel Truth hurts I know Libganndu
Soon, we are gonna have Vir's quotes with his picture in the background as posters.
Is this a contrived death threat? 🤣
@@elevenonety-one878 standing ovation to you brother 🤣
@@elevenonety-one878 Best comment ever lmao
@@elevenonety-one878
W
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@@elevenonety-one878 I see you watch good comedians.
This man is a fucking genius. AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
Dude are you a gravity falls fan?
Because of your profile photo
Well, we actually can, cause it's how freedom of speech works.
But we won't, cause you're right.
Amen!
Ok I'm, this is guy is mediocre at best
OTHERWISE
Can we just give it up for this man, the way he carefully picks his words and how he gives people a sense of 🤯time after he's made them laugh. Well Done Vir.
Vir you are not only an comedian or a stand up artist but also a genius person
That's spot on man. Comedians are in fact the most intelligent folks in the world. Having a sense of humor has always been attributed to great IQ. Not to forget a comedian is the richest actor in Hollywood (Jerry Seinfeld).
In episode one someone commented balls of steel please do that again balls of steel as audience too all grow a spine
@@tanu__jha *a genius person
Every stand up comedian is that
how the hell your comment is 7hours when the video itself has been uploaded 50 min ago
The most influential comedian who makes sense in 16 minutes more than a politician can ever make in 16 years. I have no words for describing what Vir’s comedy is to me especially after seeing this video. Rendered speechless is an underreaction.
Just because someone resonates with your thought process and falls in the same metaphysical category as yourself, doesn't mean they make more sense than someone else.
That might be true but under a very specific set of per-determined context(s) and setting(s).
People do make sense and people do not. It's just NOT comparable!
Oversimplification of Cultural and Sociological layers under the 'I-KNOW-IT-ALL' hood is disastrous.
We are a SINGLE species with highly comparable IQs.
You (just like any other Homo sapiens) are a product of ~300 million years of highly complex evolutionary process. Try behaving like that!
Your comment might seem 'WOKE' at the outset, but you're actually undermining the thinking capabilities and intellect of all those who voted (or didn't) for those very politicians!
P.S.: I do believe we HAVE freedom of speech! Btw, y'all ever heard of Middle East!?
@@vishnumangla7287 Making sense on a particular matter is highly subjective. I agree that I can’t base my perception on the fact that my ideology highly resembles with his’ but I still think that the comment I made was more about how politicians rarely make sense than about Vir making sense more than anyone else. Also, it is rather sad that while my comment was just specifically towards appreciating Vir, your comprehension of it was more focused on the remark that the bigots in our country don’t make sense, which, I think, adds weight to it more than anything else can.
@@vanidua7636 I think you interpreted my reply in a much opposite manner as compared to my intentions. A highly 6-9 kinda scenario is likely. That might be due to my inability to exploit our language of conversation that well.
Anyways, as I continued to read the comments, I found a highly repetitive pattern, much similar to your original comment! Therefore, I just posted an original comment. Read it if you can.
The issue is highly debatable and I'd love to have a marathon conversation on the very topic but this medium of communication is not appropriate for reasons more than one. So let's rest it right here!
Btw, I strongly believe that politicians do make sense 100% of time. It's just their INDIA differs from your INDIA!
@@vishnumangla7287 It’s an ocean of comments and I don’t think it’s wise to look for a specific one when I’m already conversing with you through this. I’m preferably disagreeing with you on how you think politicians make sense 100% of the time. I’m not adding anything to it because not only the statistic you presented was gravely naive but also it was followed by a statement which makes me wonder how much YOUR India would match the vision of politicians’ India and that’s just scary because if it does, I’m more or less going to regret indulging in a conversation with someone who doesn’t have much-unaccounted authority as a politician but still parallels, that too proudly, the mental state of the latter.
@@vanidua7636 Look, that's the fun part of it and something which frustrates me, simultaneously. '100%' was not a statistical data at all. It was more of a figure of speech. As far as my thought for INDIA is concerned, I don't think it perfectly aligns to any of the politicians' idea. A prime example of that would be the very fact that I do support complete Freedom Of Speech, including Blasphemy, unlike many politicians.
I have got my own set of aspirations and ideas of an ideal INDIAN society and while they're mostly self-brewed, people do tend to see them through some sort of filter.
But that is totally fine because just like me, you and everyone else here has got a mind to think and a medium to express (and the freedom to do so as well)!
Are my ideas my own? Yes! At least till the BIG CRUNCH!
Peace :)
Just imagine for a second if Vir Das was a hindi stand-up comedian. The reach he would have had. Ohh wait, he would have ended up in jail with that imagination. My bad! Love you Vir Das
That moment when you realize that it's the politicians who are making the jokes, and comedians are talking sense.
True that
@@swatdffrnt kyu bhai kya dikkat hai copy karne mein 😂😂
This one is deep 🙄
Damn true !!!!
No, it's an overstatement.
His acts are thought provoking. Excellent writer and orator. He is more of an influencer than a comedian.
Comedian are the best
Le bhaii krdi na beizzati influencer bolke ...😂🤣🤣
I would say he is almost equally a politician/comedian.
He became the very thing he swore to destroyyyyy
sahi kaha
Vir Das starting his own cult in some forest, still a better opposition than congress.
Yea he is funded by anti-nationals, spreading hate, degrading india,i hope modi put this A*hole jail.
@@avg_user-dd2yb Sarcasm wrongly framed
Where can we sign up?
@@avg_user-dd2yb No, please not here, go and rant somewhere else.
@@avg_user-dd2yb oh good so we r finally talking about arnab goswami
So lucky to have randomly stumbled over one of Vir's videos. Funny, real, insightful, honest. Love this guy, best performance I've seen since good old George Carlin, (R.I.P). Provoking thoughts and laughs in equal measure, truly a legend in the making.
"Target is not my mic, it's your throats". Killed it brother.
Interestingly, Just by raising the standard of language in the act, he managed to get so less hate in the comments!
So true.
Damn true
thinking that people who follow comedians are somehow smarter breed and don't fall for the poulism and hero worship is the biggest lie you lot are telling yourselves.
Truth be told!!!
Cause understanding that shit asks a person to be educated...
Vir goes to court...
Judge : U will have to wait till I call out ur case
Vir : I'm a platinum member
Judge : We're sorry... Let's take urs first sir 😂
That's the line Arnab used btw😂
LMAO 🤣
The beer guy has his own separate fanbase now
This will be quoted for years. Vir Das is a hell Intelligent Comedian. This is how protest needs to be done. Art is our only savior.
This guy thinks it's the establishment that hates them, nah brah, it's more than half the country when the liberals have an IQ so low that they don't understand the quote was meant to mean " ask yourself what you can do for your country" and we don't need clowns like Vir who don't understand something basic like that to provide political insight
@@isildurrr345 There is a thing called Sarcasm Mate, I really hope you understand it's meaning soon and about QUOTE, he quoted John F Kennedy, I believe one of greatest liberal of 20th century. Liberalism has many dimensions, way too many. Calling every person who is expressing dissent liberal, is vague and show ideological illiteracy. In Many aspects Vajpayeeji was a liberal, in many aspects Indira Gandhi was authoritarian.
Amen!
You are ahead of your time dude, This is not just comedy, it's a carefully created art. Your lines are gonna written on walls as quotes. Keep doing it, we love you man!
yea
This comment was well crafted
Nope. He is not ahead of his time, this country is behind its time. We are going backwards.
Lmfao stfu he's not even good
Ngl but it got a little bit cringy (the comment)
This is the comedian our country needs. He is a mirror to the reality, unafraid, unapologetic, just great !!!
Only because we cannot speak freely we need such comedians and only because the government doesn’t protect the migrant workers we need a Sonu Sood. What we really need is a better Gov.
@@believefaith646 FYI. Sonu Sood is a corrupt person. Watch Cobrapost sting.
He is our country's first few comedians...you thought he is some amature and he did THIS in his early years..😂😂
He is like the George Carlin or Bo Burnham of India
@divyanshu pandey*You* are the brainwashed one because you dont know how many public speakers are getting arrested and the politicians are covering it up. Vir is saying the truth
"If I dip and escalate my voice; you feel like something cool was said" I literally LMAOed. Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think Vir Das should start taking an entrance exam to attend his shows !
Same thoughts
I think Vir Das should use this line in his next performance
😂😂😂
Yes
Finally !
A great comment which does not include a beer bottle.
“Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution”
--George Orwell
Every revolution is a tiny joke...!! 😂😂
If that is true, the government has nothing to fear. 👹
@@Moogli07 What.. the joke or revolution????
@@tusharmishra7838 beta, Industrial Revolution or Scientific Revolution ke bina tu ab tak Polio/Malaria se mar chuka hota
@@pranavlimaye yaha un revolution ki baat chal rhi hai jo bina baay ke revolutionary banne ke liye hote hain.
Jaise feminism ke naam par no bra
challenge koi sense banta hai is baat ka.
I swear we are a country that is more mad at people who show us how shitty we are than at the actual shit.
It's crazy really and if we point out bad things everyone is like yeah u aren't patriotic u hate ur country. Like no we don't omggg
@@aarzoo4853 I cant tell you how many times I'm going through the UA-cam comments on random and I see something stupid and hateful crap and I'll look at the name and go "ofc he's an Indian, who else did I expect?!! "
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 I feel you, seriously. People have to understand the difference between constructive criticism and hatred. Our country is by no means perfect and development starts by accepting that and looking for solutions
@@aarzoo4853 Although I agree with you yet I see that most of the people just stop with pointing out the problems which seems as if they are spreading hatred.. rather if they start to give solutions or suggestions along with pointing out the problems it would create a difference in the way people see that comment. Cheers!
I second every freakin comment above^
"they are afraid of you" wow this was amazing. What he just did was really hard to do. Good message. What a good 16 min.
He is the most intelligent comedian in India. So witty and full of sense.
Kanan Gill comes close
Exactly my point! But sadly in India intelligence is seen as a threat!
He makes you feel like he is
And so so wholesome.
No
"A beer hath kept for so long shalt turn into wine" - John 3:16
😂
This is one underrated comment lol 😂😂
You from ICSE or what?
But that ain't the verse tho xD
i actually searched it in the Bible lmao
"I [may] disagree with what you have to say, sir, but I will defend, to the death, your right to say it."
That's how everyone should be. If one disagree with something doesn't mean other can't say it.
Absolutely true!
Too tired of this left v right thing anyway!
Its like they realised Hindu v Muslim is not going to work for millennials so let's re-invent the wheel and try to keep them divided and engaged using left v right arguments 🤷🏻♂️
Just saying, I don't want to be a part of this. All I want is to make the community around me a better place to live!
And that's Voltaire's statement
It was said by voltaire
@@crizaashley4692 it's actually by Evelyn Hall written in her work The Friends of Voltaire
You’re a breath of fresh, unpolluted and fragrant air Vir Das. Thank you for this. Much love. Stay healthy and keep speaking.
The sheer amount of courage one has to have to be able to say this out loud. Vir we adore you. We're proud and very very lucky to have you sir. Thank you.
You call this courage 🤣🙏.
No courage is needed to crack jokes on Modi , I have seen many comic doing that
True Courage is needed to make of abrahimic faiths and( now Hindus god's as well , even if we don't have blasphemy laws in Hinduism but the constitution written by Baba Sahab gives us the right to make him /her repent )
@@aayushjoshi821 haveyou watched his previous video?
Vir Das is an intelligent comedian, he knows about politics.
Comedian we deserve: Vir Das
Comedian we get: Kunal Kamra
If you wanna talk shit wrt to politics atleast dont be biased.
He knows about politics, he knows about movies, he knows about music and musicians,artists, western culture , their politics, comic book and all the comic universes... he is basically the biggest geek fanboy amazing talented funny.. and unreal person ever
Touché😂
No doubt
@@shailanshshah6743 Both are good
"The target isn't my microphone, it is your throats"
Damn! You just gave all of us a reality check like a brick in the face!
The part about artists in jail....oh my god!!! Hes just too good... what he does needs lots of guts. Not easy. And we all love listening to him
He ruffles a lot of feathers.... that is just so awesome...the way he does it... strong words. Strong meanings.. amazing intelligent artist
There is so much thought n emotions put into every show... this isnt your typical standup comedy... say something funny laugh n go away ... no
You cannot ignore.... you end up staying awake thinking about his words
Me: Excitedly checking the comment section to see if there's a blood bath between left and right wing people
Commenrs: BeEr BoTtLe GuY
Yesssss
I did it , I went to the comment section just to see what the RW people thought about this video and all I found was Beer
@@Shaslovee I am a RW guy but we also laugh 😂 I loved the video btw
Lol, I totally agree.
Bcz most of the right wing people do not understand what he said or jo smjh gya vo hater nai hai 😂
The amount of people pissed off at the guy with the beer is unreal 😂
Totally......
I Can Bet The Couple AT The Left Side Will Get Irritated By Seeing The Comments,Face Show Karne Chahiyeh The Lmao
I am one of them
" Comedians have to write affidavits to the Supreme Court to explain their tweets " every comedian felt it .
You got me at 12:37 the great part start here...got goosebumps after that section. That's deep AF ❤️, fell in love with your art... Love you bro
Just to let y'all know beer bottle guy tapped the bottle for 47 times for real! 😂
Damn u hv no life! Counting everything 🤣
This covid has taken a toll on my life mate for real!
@@luxurylife3858 I hope n pray that ur troubles r gone n u be successful healthy and happy.
Just to let u know dat ur not alone in troubles, my dad died during covid period. May almighty take away covid
I appreciate the effort,but did you know that my mattress has 543 flowers on it
I have too much free time
Iam sooo single that the likes on my comments are also mocking me for real 🤣🤭
The target isn't my microphone, the target is his beer bottle.
😂😂😂
Finally someone got the guts to talk about Faruqi. Take a bow.
Well I've seen that farooqui guy's video which is in question. Offensive or not depends on your sensitivity but the real question is would his head still be on his shoulder had he replaced the name of Rama and Sita with their so called prophet and his four year old wife? Imagine aisha singing bujurg hai mera piya, it's definitely p3dophilia😥. You know the answer what would've happened. So💁♀️
Leftist media have already made him hero lol....
@U K so u r accepting that they are wrong? And ppl like u r the one na who says All religions are equal n says same thing? Toh ab vo logic kaha gaya? 🤡
@U K Not supporting putting him in jail by any means... just stating the fact. Of course India is bad when it comes to foe but surely not the worst. And besides, it's not like islam has improved an inch since the last 1400 years even after getting so much tolerance from everyone else other than themselves. It's still the same vile hateful violent cancer as it was.
I personally feel religion is the bs that should be insulted the most. And I mean *every* religion. Don't be biased and make fun of em equally
@@Soumik.Naskar Your analogy is similar to a Rapist saying at least I did not kill the girl. Just because any other place is at the extreme level of intolerance, you want to normalize the injustice by giving the excuse that you are not at that level, then I guess if someday someone *beats the shit out* of Mister Modi he should be fine because he at least did not assassinate him.
He is just simply amazing!! Everything that he said was a fact and makes sense. The world is built on such ridiculous pillars and this guy comes roasts them all right in their face. He speaks what he believes and that’s exactly how all of us should be.
Love from India 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
This is gold. This is just pure gold right here.
Platinum
We're Sry you missed a lot more stuff cos you don't have platinum 😂
@@aryansingh-jp5ck 😂😂😂
Really what he said is true... Look at us, I'm a South Indian and it really pains me to say that for a sport like jallikattu was brought back from ban because it is tradition. It's a game where people get seriously injured, the bull rampages around the people. It's that kind of a sport and the youths protested for so long and managed to revert PETA's ban. But we are not able to bring such change or help the farmers in their protest.
I may be wrong in my line of thought but I really can't believe that even after so many negotiations the govt and farmers couldn't come to a middle point. Something is really wrong here
@@priyap2167 most traditions are really stupid.... I hope humanity starts taking them less seriously
'THE TARGET ISN'T MY MICROPHONE, IT'S YOUR THROAT" take a bow, Vir!
Waiting for over enthusiastic feminists to listen that part with double meaning😂
12:49
I am leaving this Time Stamp here for Everyone who needs to listen to it again to understand the truth. This line is an absolute beauty.
Thnx bro
@U K me too man
5:36
Music writers: write that down!!
Write that down!
Wow! Just wow man!!! "The target isn't my microphone, it's your throat" is deep on so many levels! 👏🏼 genius!!!!
That line hit me a little bit different, if you what i mean.
"You don't have the freedom to breathe." - Damn that was terrific.
Then how you still alive
@@deepanshutiwari9516 O crap bhaakt alert
@@shaggydoo1432 😆😆it looks so funny when some people doesnt have anything to say and they just end with saying bhaakt😆😆
@@deepanshutiwari9516 Well being on this side of the table it's funny too watching a poora cult get triggered when they are called by their true name xD. Cheers ! :*
@@shaggydoo1432 jai shree ram 🙏🙏
"The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those that speak it."
- #GeorgeOrwell
Is this from a book or just a quote?
@@neerajgolya8216 I'm not sure about this, but I read it somewhere.
George Orwell also wrote a book titled "all art is propaganda".
Dude don't bring '84 in this. I would like to get my sleep without nightmares
@@lonelycorner3745 84 is his best I guess
Everytime I see your content I feel like my brain took a deep refreshing breath.
Sources say that guy in the front was born with the bottle in the hand...congenital! 😂😂😂
Yeah Irritating 😂😂😂😂
ua-cam.com/video/2D3936ACUPA/v-deo.html
Itna Der Mai 4 bottle khatam ho jaata
He's a platinum member.
Seems like he got the wrong Corona vaccine.
"The most hateful, violent, ignorant, misogynistic, racist, and unscientific shit has always been said in front of a flag that people love and on a stage that was built for by taking money from the very people that the speech is going to oppress." - Virdas
God Bless you brother for giving us the energy to laugh at something so realistic. You must never stop or be afraid. Can't wait to see some amazing piece of art soon soon soon on rest of the Episodes
The most intelligent comedian i have ever seen. Hats off Vir!!!
If you liked Vir, check out George Carlin, you would love him.
Dave Chapelle ka naam suna hai?
Completely agree with you!
Felt every word of it. Such a tragic comedy this was !! Respect Vir.. More power to you and all of us!
"Women talk too much...airline food" was a clear hint on comedians we've all laughed for, before. But Vir, you are a genius and I just can't wait to see the rest of #TenOnTen . Your Watson passed away yesterday and I hope these comments today are making you feel energetic and encouraged. You do your thing man. We all love you . :)
*Make a meme of the beer guy already, let Shweta hold the beer*
Shweta kaun hai?
@@utkdimebag vo viral zoom call waali
@@Aryan112345 🤣🤣
This is more important than class, let's watch now before this gets deleted 😂😂😂😂
From a American veteran, please come to America and run for President! I will vote for you!! 🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
"Vir Das is an unintelligent comedian. He does not know about politics and he should stick to what he knows"
-Vir Das
I was looking for this BAHXIWIXH
Waiting for 3000 comments!!
Someone had to do it
I was looking for this
U made it into his quote hilarious 😂
I hope you read this one:
First off, hands down; a standing ovation and everything you hope your jokes does to people!
Second, the construction of sentences and choice of words together, both, are like my favourite pizza toppings and cheese burst served fresh and hot.
Third, IDK what's the trend these days, that is, if comedians can be role models or something but you inspire me. You inspire me to think more sensibly, laugh a lot and especially, write better! I don't want to be a comedian per see but I wish I could write and become an orator like you.
Fourth, much much LOVE
That's such a thoughtful comment. I wish he reads it, sometime! 🌻
Fr
"You don't have freedom to breathe" hit home. Hit home real hard.
@goenje shuya hahhahah LOL she got toasted man XD
the juice cleanse line took a while to sink in XD
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
- Evelyn Beatrice Hall
Isnt it voltaire
@@sandeep8724 No, it's Hall summarizing Voltaire's principles.
I think it's Voltaire...
@@773HOWNER no.
@@bulbul704 hmm
Marketing Guy: we have to get at least 50%comments about us on youtube.
Marketing girl: hold my beer.
Lmao, I see what you did there
😂😂😂
Marketing girl: hold my beer and clap with it
ooohhh smart
Modi ji,
Please let Vir finish his Ten on Ten segment before jailing him.
Would you vote for him, if this wish comes true? Because it will...
Modiji didn't put Faruqi in jail we Indori did .
And the constitution written by Baba saheb gives us the right to do so
No comic will be jailed untill and unless he/she insults our god / goddess.
Modi is the real man,i bet this a*hole will sh..t his pants if modi confronts him.
Good one😂😂😂
Ashish Ashish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
About the bottle guy.. I thought I was the only one thinking he's seeking my attention.. and my conclusion was maybe because I'm watching too many kdramas 😅
Vir looked disappointed at the end. Well the audience was stunned by the standup and forgot to clap. You made them think. I guess the silence at the end is what u really deserved. Silence in which audience used ur mind to comprehend what he just spoke.
I think the ending was intentional. Who knows! Vir Das Does.
Ya man!👍😁
There are some deep hard hitting revolutionary lines in this.
'the energy of your laughs'.
m.ua-cam.com/video/8KkODGo4FWU/v-deo.html
@@swatdffrnt hehe internat pe kisi ko badsurat keh deta hun, funni hoga
That beer bottle guy. He was wearing a mask and wasn't even drinking then why the hell was he clapping with it. Weird flex and not okay.
and i thought i was the only one thinking about it
Thinking same
Same
maybe he was drinking before the set started and did that involuntarily. nobody is trying to flex a beer bottle. hold your judgements.
YEAH JUST SHOW OFF CORONA,EXPENSIVE BEER.
I can't believe this is only the second Vir Das video I have watched. The first one was also today. The political jokes and laughters are literally a breath of fresh air. Yet not controlled.
Next topic for TenOnTen: Homophobia and the logic people apply to dismiss LGBTQ+
Yesssssss
@CIA what would you recommend then?
I agree!
@CIA Vir said that he can go on and on talking on such common topics for hours but we won’t be laughing and loving him as much as we love his jokes now
Yesssss
17 legal notices and still you choose to make us laugh. Hats off. #TenOnTen
Funny as hell, makes us think, gets us scared of wats happening, makes us feel guilty of what we have done, powerful enough to inspire atleast some among us, and freaking awesome. Cheers to this guy and the peeps who listen to him.
It takes a very intelligent, courageous and articulate comic to deliver the way you do. 99.9% of comedy is based on a political demographic. Yours is across the board, and is brill. Keep it up 👍🏻
"Fabulous lives of Queda wives"
Please don't give ideas to Kjo
LOL
Lmao
Ndtv will release a documentary on this.. Saying Osama was not terrorist just a misguided youth 😂now who will take care of his wives
@@राहुलपांडेय्-ड2र in your dreams, sure👍
@@राहुलपांडेय्-ड2र ndtv can do anything😂
This guy nails it every time, such an intelligent person.
He took stand for munavar faruqi and for all comedians and artist who face government backlash cuz of challenging the power.
This man is so good. Such an underrated comedian.
Why is he so perfect? Let’s preserve this man please.
I thought maybe Vir will get some hate by the people who drink the swimming pool water, but here THE GUY WITH THE BEER BOTTLE is the real deal here.
Yeah a real piece of art.
he is so distracting : |
Maybe they just don't get the video, yet?
dear, it's a battle of narratives. those are the stupid ones who form opinions by getting inspired by someone and not having their own critical thinking. at least that guy is in jail, unlike the ones who are beheaded. and oh my god nothing said about the fascist maha gov of shivsena, double standards at their peak.
He was just joking and we all should get a laugh sometime
PS I am a right winger
Nailed it - > " Scariest sound is not the jokes but the energy of your laughs!" ...brilliant observation!
Scariest sound is not the government policies but the energy of your votes"
I thank the media for raising up a controversy about Two Indias... That's how I got to know about your brilliance