The Splatoon 3 Direct in a Nutshell

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[@spindlydindlythesequel]

shes narrating like the entire human race didnt get wiped out and were observing the splatlands from afar

[@Masonio]

Lockers in direct: Well designed with a variety of stickers, items, and clothes inside.
How people actually use the lockers: *M O A I*

[@yaky_thoughts34]

*M O A I H E A D*

[@whetstonee]

🗿

[@podiacider]

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[@electrothehedgehog-en7vd]

🔫🗿

[@Luigi9076-n4c]

🗿 🔫 🗿

[@strawberry2806]

The wanna sprite cranberry had me on the floor

[@Teostra_MF_White]

Wanna sprite inkberry.

[@ABulbmin]

@@Teostra_MF_White Wanna sprite octoberry

[@hamborger9099]

@@Teostra_MF_White yes plz

[@zeldacrafter4578]

I'm so glad they added the dab emote
I love how people get so easily annoyed by it now

[@xandervs5675]

this man legit didn't make the spamton joke. I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed.

[@DarkAngel1117_]

im dissapointed

[@amandageistwhite5694]

turn on captions and rewatch it

[@DaRealBiggieChez]

That one octoling winning a game of Rock paper scissors with a rock and the girl who played scissors losing was actually foreshadowing for the splatfest

[@shingshongshamalama]

Splatoon 3 DLC could literally just be an hour of the Pearlina chatroom from Octo Expansion and I'd pay one million dollars for it.

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Lol captain cattle fish not knowing how technology works and being slightly racist against corps was the best

[@GigabyteGhostieGG]

As someone who's trying to main the Splatana Wiper, I can say that the intense button mashing really does fit with how I play it.
It's been bettering my aim though!

[@olmlive]

I was a kensa octobrush main on splatoon 2 so it just feels natural for me. *a n d m y t u r b o b u t t o n o n m y c o n t r o l l e r*

[@etps4444]

5:20 is just perfect! 😂

[@Kme2]

0:57 - POV: PC players if Splatoon 3 came out on pc

[@gloomydolly9097]

"I'm not even gonna do it"
HAD ME DEAD, WE ALL THOUGHT IT

[@grathom_7477]

Deltarune

[@ZeraAxon]

4:05 DAMNIT

[@DarkAngel1117_]

my exact [[response]]

[@holypriest1054]

Turn on Subtitles lmao

[@goonking420]

@@holypriest1054 it won't let me

[@rhhamie]

Bro ilove literally love the tenta missles reactions its so funny 💀

[@gal3xystar]

I love the keyboard smash with the splatanas that’s exactly what brush mains feel lol

[@splofu]

THEY FUCKING ADDED JETSTREAM SAM TO SPLATOON 3

[@theoneonyoutube4925]

Where?

[@splofu]

@@theoneonyoutube4925 splatana

[@DANGERINTHEFALLS]

4:38
Cohozuna made me laugh and then somehow scream at the same time

[@Chara-yp6zj]

HAHAHAHAHA dude just saying Big Shot was overused was my favorite joke

[@hiro24822]

Tabbleturf battles are better than actual turf war or anarchy battle

[@jiandequino2994]

4:06 Next, the "I'm not even going to do it"

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

1:06
Want a Splat Crab-berry?

[@bird9675]

**"Looking for kids..." "O shiet"** had me giggling in the libriary C: 4:58

[@ogfuzzy8631]

4:38 thats it. Thats the comment

[@chips627]

The reef slider is just a drive by / suicide bomb

[@wyattsotoj8622]

Nows your chance to be a big shot (epic music)

[@OreganoParsley]

This was hilarious. You definitely deserve way more than 160 subs. Keep it up and maybe the algorithm will bless you and you’ll have thousands of subs.

[@OreganoParsley]

252 now.

[@imadesmond]

4:07 I was waiting for it and you ruined me….
Good editing btw

[@the_veemonator]

I like the "no shit sherlock" in the subtitles

[@madszillmer660]

When i see the ppl in the helicopter I was like “sick now I can play call of duty modern warfare 2 early and even for free” 😂

[@_jappa_]

This is golden, I love how you acknowledged the big shot meme

[@The_Artist_Official]

0:26 W E A P 0 N S

[@dxrkerrxses]

when the loud frustrated keyboard tapping meme came into place while using the splatana wiper I felt that as only used the weapon once and never wanted it as a main

[@user-lz1wp9ng5d]

Imagine a mode where you play through all of the Return of the Mammaliens missions, but an immortal Fly Fish chases you throughout the entirety of it.

[@dienik512]

0:22 we were so naive...

[@hashiba_neonwolf]

Me waiting for the macerana to come
👁️👄👁️

[@aki0562]

Sheldon literally said “🤓”

[@TheMythicalMatty]

You had me at 4:08.

[@emiliomurkmere]

wait.
ONE? OF THE NEW KING SALMONIDS? *ONE?*

[@legna3407]

Probably add more in the future updates and dlc

[@emiliomurkmere]

@@legna3407 this thing is already hell to deal with, imagine what else they could bring to the game

[@Spletz]

Hopefully updates 🤞🏻

[@MrCrow-tl5tv]

4:22 wait you can do that?!

[@legna3407]

Yeah
They do have a melee attack tho

[@pigeon_master5100]

I hope you know that I appreciate the subtitles.

[@sublime7005]

As someone using headphones, 1:30 sucked

[@LavenderPi]

Thank you for sparing me from another spamilton joke

[@LenoxVeleno]

This video deeply pleases me

[@Spletz]

That was my intention

[@asgbrazygocrazy2132]

@@Spletz wanna sprite cranberry

[@Glauco.gloster2007]

Why do everyone think at Sprite cranberry when they see the tacticooler? Because i play tf2 and wheni see the tacticooler i see a dispenser

[@Cannoli4545]

Best part was sprite cranberry

[@puppyfrog]

I eat squid

[@mizekinakotonida895]

Calamari right? R I G H T ?

[@ABulbmin]

We all knew rock will win

[@nickhernandez5931]

THIS PART JUST MADE ME LAUGH😂😂😂1:07

[@mrgumbwit5307]

4:38 I swear 🤣

[@theparodyguythomaskulcsar4784]

splatoon 3 is now cucu because of splatana

[@Joshi3b0i]

Calamari sounds pretty tasty

[@ShadowHawk180]

I could feel the punchline coming the exact frame that the rock appeared on screen

[@tsukihotaru8421]

Sprite cranberry really had me there xD

[@superstar666.13]

You said you wouldn’t, but I WILL
Now’s your chance to be a big shot,
Be a big Be a big Be a big shot

[@jessicaedison8546]

actually funny video lmfao

[@charWOOMY]

SPAMTON DOES NOT APROVE lol

[@Hi_ImSpongebob]

2:54 🗿

[@MagolorRR]

3:16 quite the opposite, actually.

[@FryeSplatoon]

That's Hilarious

[@Isidora2.0]

5:21
@DSimphony aparece en la esquina en esa parte del video

[@hello-vg3hv]

So fun.

[@woodcat9964]

big man more like big bad HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHa i am a shiver fan

[@Vintagium]

*SALMINIDS*

[@tsm_xtzx9422]

Kinda funny to see your channel name bc my splatoon 3 name is ”splatz :) ” and your youtube name is spletz also really good content:D

[@dontmindmekay]

everyone is pog bout splat 3
but im sleep

[@misshontz7538]

Love it keep it up man

[@chemicalcomet3570]

This is gold

[@mago_malvado96]

Not bad for editing...

[@zucchellaluz]

Ain't salmon run just mvm but with fish?

[@pumpkinspicegaming116]

I'm glad I tried out splatoon 2 at a con which got me into the game because this narration is so hard to listen to

[@theparodyguythomaskulcsar4784]

its allready funny

[@BrownishSea]

What’s the music on 1:37??

[@Spletz]

It's the Mario Kart 8 Title Screen

[@veemoFAN]

#big[shot]

[@ChrisHinners008]

0/10 where’s my big shot!!!

[@DANGERINTHEFALLS]

a

[@176slak6]

You copied the video.