When Roon Is Your Wife || Azur Lane Skit
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Just a small skit I made in 2 hours.
This isn't to shit on Roon.
This is a warning when u marry Roon.
Basically:
Don't cheat on Roon
Don't lie to Roon
Roon knows where you are
Roon will kill you
Roon will always get you
Roon only Roon
(It was so hard to find a male character that looks like a captain, I could only find a police officer model)
All the props and stuff aren't made by me, here are the links to the addons if you want to use them.
Writable Notes: steamcommunity...
Fast Food Prop: steamcommunity...
Mass Effect 2 Furniture: steamcommunity...
Ironsky Map: steamcommunity...
Destructable House: steamcommunity...
NYPD Model: steamcommunity...
Roon: steamcommunity...
Illustrious: steamcommunity...
Illustrious Carrier Prop: steamcommunity...
SW Bombs: steamcommunity...
Ju-87 (Stuka): steamcommunity...
Part 2: ua-cam.com/video/xTlBoxqlLUA/v-deo.htmlsi=Yqxs4BflfXvz8eBK
You know Roon’s pissed when she blows up your house just by screaming
note to self, keep important stuff at spare house roon doesn't know about
@@hugosinclair6798 bold of you to assume she doesn’t know about it
@@thenoblegerman2637 *laughs in mother's maiden name*
@@hugosinclair6798 if me I would've just used the port to store anything important... that place can't be fully destroyed like a puny hause
*mark felton music starts playing*
oh no
roon riding a plane must be the most cursed thing ive seen
if it's german then it's not
A ship riding a plane 😳
Based*
@@sfsodz8419 lmao have you seen Azur Lane anime. Kaga and Enterprise ride planes like planes are dragons
@@DomoRiga Where did you get the *Mark Felton Productions* intro theme music?
How to prevent your wife Roon from ever bombing you again:
- Build a comprehensive radar network around your workplace
- set an airfield and equip it with at least a squadron of any Interceptor type fighter aircraft (e.g. Supermarine Spitfire, BF-109, Fw-190, etc.)
- Posses at least a dozen of 20mm oerlikon anti-aircraft guns
- And finally fail miserably as Roon bombs you with a B-2 spirit instead
or just dont leave and make love😏
@@fatejoestar3068 but what about the primal instinct to have multiple mates?
@@RunicRhino22 well hot and anime tho
I'm in a HE-111 Right now want to die cus I have a nuke loaded in here
then I just need a Space Battleship Yamato
she is just a heavy cruiser
she doesn't have any anti-positron beam coating
she can't win against a torpedo made to destroy a spaceship
she isn't a spaceship
she can't even fight Yamato even if she were to only use her Type3 and only swim in water and not space
wow this reminds me of the good ole days of gmod videos lol. nice
Like vanoss crew
@@mankachu100 yes.
@@mankachu100 OH MY GOD IT’S A TORNADO
@@theyellowunoreversecard3711 gosh Darnit i was gonna say that (good ol times
@@mankachu100 you bastard i was gonna say that
lmao Rushia screams never fail
Wkwkwkw
Aged like milk
:(
@@kaiko-san This shit aged like milk in the fucking core of the Earth
Ya sad face wish our screamer wasn’t like that
lesson learnt , never make Roon mad
or feel any emotion than joy in general
@@britishneko3906 So basically Roon's Hatterene
Yes
That Mark Felton theme threw me in a loop, really well done though.
Mark felton was my childhood
“After getting Caught”
Commander/Me: “Uh? I can Explain?”
Roon: after atomic unsequenced disassembly **smiles with more unsequenced disassembly than needed**
stats of the video:
%100 Consistent
%100 Quality
%9999999 Roon attacks with stuka
it would be more funnier if I can just imagine the fear of both lusty and SKK
rather than imagine it would be better if I can hear and taste
I wouldn't anger a lady capable of making a happy meal with a knife
lady? nah, average latina wife? absolutely XD
I am in your room~
Oh no...
FUC- !!!
Yessss
Thank you for cooking McDonald's.
**loads Quadruple 480mm Type6 AS continental-class shore gun** stop
GODDAMIT HANS!!! I told him to not hang out with girls whitout antialising.
Ahh yes, the Medicinal Ju-87
Also this was art. Reminds me of the golden days of Gmod videos and kitty0706. Well done
yeah I just had an idea and did it XD. I bought the game at Christmas and I knew I had to make skits at some point
That mark felton production music had me dying!
Mark Felton Gaming
Mark Felton presents....
Unironically I could see that being a documentary about what happens when you marry a yandere
0:42 Dammit Roon, this is why we cannot have good house or good stuff
The trees are dead nearby for a reason
You know shit's going down when you hear the Mark Felton music kick in
When roon ride the stuka.
What Roon and a Stuka have in common?
Both can morally and physically hurt you.
well they both can kill you also and you can never escape
Nah, stuka only useful if the enemy dont have any air assets, just like the A-10
@@AHappyCub wait... isn't the A-10 just a gun with wings and engine?
@@britishneko3906 Yes, that's why its garbage compared to literally any other plane, used to love it, but overtime i learned that the A-10 is basically pointless and a waste of resources since in can only operate in areas where AA threat is basically nonexistent, just like the Ju-87
@@AHappyCub sounds like how the Americans put their resources to use
Roon is actually a nice girl, waif material even. You just need to get to know her better.
She blew up A BUILDING
@@daanstrik4293 ROON IS ROON
Damn, you know your screwed when a ship literally takes flight at your dead speed.
0:44
Mark: today we will be talking about another interesting war story about the time the Heavy Cruiser KMS Roon blew her commanding officer's house for cheating
The shitpost energy that emanates from this video is really strong
Roon: I made your favorite... An SC 250!
I love how the frame of the house still stands
Decent engineering
@@HarshRajAlwaysfree German engineering
That lvl 100 cooking skill 💀
sus 💀
LOL! That ecola is from GTA V
Thats Rushia's scream btw
Oh this is a dream? Or is it possible? If Roon is my wife then I wouldn't cheat on her by another girls because I am not that guy. But if I don't have any wife then I can go with many shipfus :))
Very lore accurate 0:47
wtf
this is the most high quality Azur lane GMOD video ever LMAO
More reason to not marry Roon
More reason to marry Roon
Duality of a man
A true saga to behold. Well done.
The Gmod and that non copyright track.
Dis is VanossGaming certified.
See, this is why you keep San Diego or Seattle near.
I know for a fact that illustrious is fine because she's an armored carrier but the commander oh no he's dead
Jokes aside this is a really funny animation and it's been a long time since I've seen anyone do this style of animation and Gmod where is really funny and you've achieved that at least in my opinion so keep up the good work
why do i hear rushia's battlecry scream?
Loved the video @domoRiga! Can't wait for the next video man! First video of yours that I'm watching and I'm loving the content! If it were me, I'd have told Roon that I was going to be a Bit Busy looking after all 12 of the Little Ships and that I'd be back as soon as I can. Not sure if that would work even if that actually turned out to be the case, but at least I did tell her the truth!
Roon = Rushia.
I'm ok, with this :D
The "low effort" is making this the best
Now this convinced me more to Develop Roon
*cries in 15% of 2 million experience just after grinding the 1mil*
Roon I’m sorry
Illustrious is also one of my 16 wives please don’t be too mad
**sips Kraken UD** I mean... she is already furious... so that's a no
Huh... only 16 😏 ?
Jesus Christ that house brought back some Nostalgia, Vanossgaming and TCNT Gaming, wow
This is my backstory, i ran to Kal'tsit, and both roon and her made me have amnesia
So she is rushia, got it.
Mark Felton presents: The Time A Nazi Cruiser Divebombed A British Aircraft Carrier With A Stuka
Intro music.
MF narration: Dive bombers were one of the most iconic weapons of World War 2; easily recognisable thanks to the infamous Junkers Ju 87 "Stuka" dive bomber. Fast and agile, with an automatic air brake, and with a blood-curdling siren shriek while diving, the Stuka was one of the machines which defined the conflict. The German Blitzkrieg in Poland, France and the Low Countries, not to mention Operation Barbarossa, made use of its skills with terrifying effect. Even as the Axis lost aerial superiority near the end of the war, the Stuka was still to be feared. Recently I made a video on female Luftwaffe pilots (see link in the description), and it was one of these women who played a role in damaging the British aircraft carrier HMS Illustrious off Crete in 1941. Oberleutnant Roon (pictured) was the name of this pilot. Not much is known about her, before or after the attack, but her name does not appear in the list of pilots in Sturzkampfgeschwader 1 at the time, nor in any Luftwaffe or other official documentation. However, witnesses reported that she joined the squadron in-flight, identifying herself as an "Oberleutnant Roon" before moving into formation. Afterwards, she mysteriously vanished, and official records have led many to believe that she was just another myth directly or indirectly circulated during or after the war. Intriguingly, this rumour may be connected to that of an unconfirmed German heavy cruiser of the same name (KMS Roon W.O.W.S. design pictured) docked in-secret in occupied Marseilles. Cruisers more powerful than the Admiral Hipper class or the Deutschland class pocket battleships had been proposed in Plan Z, but were dropped once the war started in favour of U-boats. But given the coincidence of two disregarded rumours having the same name, some have postulated that they are one and the same: that a modified Stuka was launched from KMS Roon, with a female pilot identifying herself as the vessel. But who was the pilot and what happened to her? But more importantly, what happened to a 200 metre long cruiser? Could she still be out there, the last remnant of Nazi Germany's once-proud Kriegsmarine? We may never know. As a side-note, Illustrious also had a similar mystery man: a Commander Shikikan who, as far as the Royal Navy is concerned, never existed. He was sighted on Illustrious's flight deck immediately before the attack by Naval personnel and afterwards vanished. This Japanese-sounding "Commander Shikikan" adds another layer of complexity to the story of Oberleutnant Roon and her phantom cruiser. Perhaps this unbelievable story was indeed invented by a writer after the war, but if not then the remaining classified documents about the event would shed light on these events. Their public release in 2041 would reveal the truth behind this tale's credibility, unless there is something worth hiding.
Outro music.
So the Azur Lane girls have Source models now? This marks the beginning
or the end
All I hear is Mihalys theme behind this.
Extended military bombardment at your location in ETA, 5 hours
Roon what did you do? I just got a call you hospitalized Illustrious and my twin! Where was I? I was out walking Shrimpy.
**sips 18.1inch PF-AA shell** lel
The Stuka was so scared to do the iconic scream and let Roon scream instead, is a nice detail.
Roon: **Starts up a Stuka**
Akagi from my universe: **would scream in terror, but she won't because she's rusting away under Midway, split into two parts**
Kaga: Stukas, always great. Did a great job when I killed Akagi.
Famous
gademit
Imagine Roon approaching Helena META for Skk's location
It’s only approves of what happens if you cheat on her, what I want to know is what it is it like living with her
We can only imagine who the dominant one is in the relationship😳
G mod at it's finest
The scream is Rushia lol
Gmod huh. This takes me back.
Dang you know things got serious once the Mark Felton theme started playing.
There is a simple solution keep this from happening. Just wear your tracking chip, and remain faithful.
or use another yandere to stop her
if it works it works
How to silence roon
1. DROP THE TSAR
2. Soviet union
3. Just hug her
4. Fall off a cliff
5. Just don't cheat on her that's simple thing you can do just dont
That Mark Felton intro music 😎
Roon is basically a stereotypical dominatrix at this point
the fact that not only my house exploded but i also exploded and yet survived is...
quite crazy
The Felton theme and stuka killed me
Machinima with gmod 11 in 2006 be like
That shout gives me ptsd
it bothers me so much that i recognize the running animeation at :44 but i cant remember where from.
0:25 FBI! Open up... Jeez. That door doesn't even stand a chance
"Sorry I'm late"
STUKA BLYAT!
We need Taihou version of this !
Male_07 being the SKK? New 🗿🍷
The lag from the explosion💀💀
0:46 the music had me dying
Some mighty fine german cuisine she cooked up I see.
Rushias death scream got me there
be funny if you add the stuka sirens while diving down
god no...
I could be wrong but that sounds like Rushia screaming
it is
This is how germans go to work they have stuka plane
(Not really tho this just for shits and giggles)
OMG,i never expect this 🤣
I fear no man but that roon she scares me
I never thought it was a Mark Felton productions video.
Im scared of roon rigging after playing crosswave
But room with stuka?
Hell no im out
i like the new dive siren of the Ju-87D
i sounds similar to a certain Petta- *static*
Pettan-tako
she is within 100 meters of you and closing in rapidly
not the mark felton intro music 💀💀💀
HAHAHAHA RIP skk 😆
Meanwhile Graf Zeppelin: Hey! Did somebody seen a Stuka anywhere i miss one of mine!?
honestly i thought this was going to be made in Source Filmmaker, i was surprised when i saw that it was made in GMod
*Roon is in your Room.....
me: WAIT WHAT??!!!!!!........
one lesson, don't cheat
To be in a stuka with roon is a dream come true😂 But roon alone in a stuka is the worst nightmare that you can imagine
Ju87 Stuka Dive bomber
@@ItsUrakam i know the full name...
Good
I literally am german 😂
Funtime Freddy: *ROON ROON GO GET 'EM!!!!*
Damn bro the Mark Felton music cracked me up🤣🤣
what am i looking at? XD
a master piece
pure Gmod
Nostalgic
Well this give me chills if roon and other yandere's character become in Real Life' Lmao
It's even historically accurate! Illustrious was heavily damaged by Stukas during WWII.
that was so beautiful
That house brings me back
roon just take a plane instead her destroyer
0:45 mark Felton productions presents anime ju-87
0:42 Boin’ Boin’ Roon