My Magic Dog - Movie Review - brutalmoose

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  • @inwemeneldur2025
    @inwemeneldur2025 7 років тому +2359

    Something that this movie does that I've not really seen before: A child having a *good* relationship with a step-parent

  • @Rebazar
    @Rebazar 7 років тому +1005

    Looked up the woman who played Aunt Violet and apparently she hasn't been in anything else. What kind of world do we live in where that caliber of advanced scenery chewing isn't rewarded?!

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 роки тому +4

      Either she retired or, mayhaps the more disturbing option, passed away unexpectedly.

    • @ValensBellator
      @ValensBellator 3 роки тому +11

      Wtf how??? She certainly doesn’t seem like someone that’s never been in anything before, she’s perfect for kid shows/movies 😂

    • @typothalamus
      @typothalamus 3 роки тому +3

      she did such an excellent job! I completely agree with this comment

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +7

      And her acting isn’t even bad, you can tell the flaws by the directions given.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 3 роки тому +7

      Palpatine/Green Goblin levels of scene-chewing brilliance.

  • @okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 7 років тому +721

    "You embarrassed both me and that weird Nazi Woman" is something i need to learn how to work into every day conversation

    • @MyInnerWeirdo
      @MyInnerWeirdo 7 років тому +30

      Okay Should be easier than you think, unfortunately.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 3 роки тому +1

      18:32 I am gonna start crying from laughing
      wtf is this movie

  • @benmasta5814
    @benmasta5814 7 років тому +207

    what a life for this kid jeez, his dad is out of the picture (dead?) his mom recently died, so hes living with his stepdad now, he gets bullied for talking to his dog, his aunt is trying to ruin his life, his dad leaves him with a lady he met that day who was going through his trash, that night with a random stranger his house gets burgled, then his DOG is killed saving him from burglars and his STEPDAD isnt even around.
    holy shit this only needs like the smallest tone change to be a serious drama/horror movie.

    • @piperformerlycassette
      @piperformerlycassette 3 роки тому +1

      Is the tone change a few camera angles and scoring?

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 3 роки тому +1

      And on top of all else, he has a bad haircut

    • @DannyGruesome
      @DannyGruesome 2 роки тому

      @@stproducciones9140 true but at least his mom doesnt cut it

  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve 7 років тому +1012

    as soon as i had forgotten the tuna noodle joke, it comes back again! my favorite!

  • @FrankTankMusic
    @FrankTankMusic 7 років тому +396

    I think it's cool that it's the aunt being evil as opposed to the step dad, as it seems to be the step family that usually gets shafted or from my experience anyway

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions 7 років тому +54

      It's a pretty prevalent and unfair trope, though it's usually stepmothers who have a much shittier time of it in movies and TV. Hopefully it's something that'll get phased out in popular culture, with non-nuclear families becoming more of the norm.

    • @Psychodegu
      @Psychodegu 7 років тому +17

      That is why it is a trope, a stepmother is a outsider to a child, and technically non-nuclear family.

    • @domscards
      @domscards 7 років тому +14

      Iamafishproductions This. Sadly societal norms is what makes change, not empathetic people that can see both sides of stories and able to walk in others' shoes.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 7 років тому +6

      You are just lucky this movie didn't take place in real life... Then the Step Family will truly get the shaft as the Aunt actually stood a decent chance to just take Toby away (and if there was no will... Goodness).

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 роки тому

      @@Iamafishproductions indeed

  • @Ixiot_
    @Ixiot_ 7 років тому +1542

    30 minutes of Brutalmoose can only mean good things

  • @matthewjones6786
    @matthewjones6786 5 років тому +195

    Police: "Are you the mother?"
    Babysitter: "Yes, but later. Probably in Act 3."

  • @Skriak
    @Skriak 7 років тому +536

    Ian, when that dog started talking I genuinely thought it was you dubbing in your voice as a gag XD

    • @josiahschiewe9618
      @josiahschiewe9618 7 років тому +3

      I did too! Lol!

    • @maxcreating6329
      @maxcreating6329 7 років тому +9

      Same... Just shows how absolutely ridiculous that voice acting was 😂

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 7 років тому +26

      Jaz Plaz FACT: Lucky's voiced by John St. John, the same guy who voices Duke Nukem and wait for it... Big the Cat.

    • @YellowpowR
      @YellowpowR 5 років тому +1

      @@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat Do you have a source for this?

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 3 роки тому

      4 years later and I thought the same thing
      this video is amazing

  • @TheAlienFleet
    @TheAlienFleet 7 років тому +281

    A
    Small
    Grey
    *TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE!*

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 4 роки тому +5

      Jacob E 3 years and nobody has responded except me

    • @TheAlienFleet
      @TheAlienFleet 4 роки тому +6

      Ian Place I’ve been waiting patiently 3 whole years and i thought the day would never come

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 4 роки тому +5

      Jacob E well your waiting is over

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 роки тому +3

      Ksssssssssss* you forgot to add that at the end

    • @SotheX
      @SotheX 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheAlienFleet Now you can become the Avatar

  • @mikhailvolpe3934
    @mikhailvolpe3934 7 років тому +419

    A
    small
    grey
    file
    boxssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @averyabbott4162
    @averyabbott4162 7 років тому +111

    *Woman dies*
    "Should we look at the will?"
    "Nah fuck that shit just pick a family relation and leave the kid with them, I've got a golf game to get to."

  • @grubble1982
    @grubble1982 7 років тому +353

    Dog is backwards for goD,
    *MAGIC DOG IS GOD*

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 років тому +94

      They even made the D and G a different color so you knew to flip them.

    • @Red_Bl4ze
      @Red_Bl4ze 7 років тому +4

      A N U S B L A S T E R God Cigam

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 років тому +2

      All praise to the great God Cigam!

    • @themilkman6669
      @themilkman6669 7 років тому +6

      MAGIC IS CHRISTIAN

    • @lunokhod3937
      @lunokhod3937 7 років тому +3

      The pope's gonna need a quad fidget spinner to explain this new holy trinity.

  • @jutarojujo2065
    @jutarojujo2065 7 років тому +522

    If Toby's dad gets married to the trashlady does that mean he becomes the TRASHMAN?

    • @saltymemestheloudashell6751
      @saltymemestheloudashell6751 7 років тому +35

      Jutaro Jujo Then he starts eatin' garbage

    • @lunokhod3937
      @lunokhod3937 7 років тому +27

      And he throws it all over the ring. It's his character!

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 7 років тому +4

      and then he takes the trashcan...

    • @Cuntypostaldude
      @Cuntypostaldude 7 років тому +6

      He takes out the trash

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 7 років тому +7

      *Jesse Cox voice* GARRRRBAGE DAYYYYY!

  • @Halcryder
    @Halcryder 7 років тому +107

    I've got a massive massive question.
    Why did they need to wait until the court date to settle the feud? Couldn't they simply have hired a lawyer to verify that the will was legit right from the start of the movie? I mean, it could certainly save a heck of a lot o trouble if you ask me

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 7 років тому +21

      Because Violet is either disputing the will or attempting to say he isn't upholding the will with the intent of using underhanded tactics to get ahold of Toby. The Lawyer only works if both parties are willing to work together on this and given that Violet is planning on stealing Toby, well, it isn't like a legitimate lawyer is going to work. The saddest thing is Violet, had she wished to risk losing, actually had a decent chance of taking Toby without a will in play because US Parenting laws are BROKEN! (not the most broken... That would be Pre-reformed Ireland)

  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  7 років тому +2695

    PIZZA PIZZA

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 років тому +84

      Also I don't know about you guys, but I'd give Wanda's Dance Fusion Hour a watch.

    • @monkeymangaming5299
      @monkeymangaming5299 7 років тому +2

      :D

    • @parseeirl
      @parseeirl 7 років тому +26

      🅱ONELESS PIZZA

    • @jumponeverything
      @jumponeverything 7 років тому +4

      brutalmoose wandas dance fusion hour is my favourite TV show

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 7 років тому +3

      Play more Trail games.

  • @sourcherrycrunch
    @sourcherrycrunch 7 років тому +711

    "weird nazi woman". im pretty shocked to hear that in a kids movie like damn

    • @NewtNewt117
      @NewtNewt117 7 років тому +14

      RishBish same like holy shit lol

    • @conspicuouspiggy8792
      @conspicuouspiggy8792 7 років тому +39

      Oh what could those asterisks POSSIBLY say?

    • @Edognightcrest
      @Edognightcrest 7 років тому +77

      ConspicuousPiggy it's Nazis with 3 z's.

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 7 років тому +13

      why wouldn't a kid's movie reference nazis? it's not like they're obscure or anything.

    • @Edognightcrest
      @Edognightcrest 7 років тому +127

      Robot killer I think it's moreso he called the woman a Nazi solely because she was German.

  • @czsmindhole3507
    @czsmindhole3507 7 років тому +225

    'Lucky tore this off the burglar pants!'

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 років тому +113

      lmfao I'm so glad somebody finally mentioned the burglar pants

    • @benhats9697
      @benhats9697 7 років тому +1

      A Talking Dog?

    • @waluigimourner8071
      @waluigimourner8071 7 років тому +1

      Aren't we all.

    • @shampoo5967
      @shampoo5967 7 років тому +11

      "Oh little ceaser over here" -Brutal Moose 2017

    • @sarahage3828
      @sarahage3828 7 років тому

      Get back under your rock.

  • @TheTC
    @TheTC 5 років тому +140

    5:35 "Don't you want to know what it is I want you to steal?"
    "A big screen TV?"
    "No."
    **Video goes from widescreen to standardscreen**
    I never got that gag before, that's a really clever gag. A+ I'm cutting off one of my thumbs and throwing it with the 13,000 you have here.

  • @mitchlmitten5874
    @mitchlmitten5874 7 років тому +107

    "Luckier!" OMFG, I'm crying! WHO WOULD NAME THEIR DOG THAT

    • @daifuku9320
      @daifuku9320 6 років тому +4

      That's really fucking smart tho

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 6 років тому +17

      Dafuk Maybe if you’re really fucking dumb.

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 6 років тому +22

      In Dinosaur Adventure, an animated mockbuster of the Land Before Time, the brontosaurus’ son, Tio, gets lost and they presume him dead. They then have a second son whom they call Tio 2.

    • @SeveralGhost
      @SeveralGhost 4 роки тому +3

      It's a power move to assert your dog's superiority to dogs named Lucky

  • @yungtown
    @yungtown 7 років тому +598

    LOLLLOLL!!! Omg. I won't say at what point I am laughing. But holy crap Ian. I laughed so hard at this video.

    • @averyabbott4162
      @averyabbott4162 7 років тому +50

      My first big breaking point was "Nazi lady" I have German ancestry and can speak German so I guess I'm Hitler

    • @cambur3
      @cambur3 7 років тому +22

      I'm guessing the authoritarian disciplinary vibe was the part that was supposed to make her like a "Nazi"? At least I hope that's all they were insinuating... That line has definitely not aged well.

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot 7 років тому +16

      I'm trying to learn German, since I have some friends that speak German, and I have to admit... aside of all the stereotypical Hitler-like yelling, it's a wonderful language, I find that sometimes it's..so sweet, I can't describe it very well.. smooth... EDIT: oh yeah, except when they go batshit crazy with "word chaining", that's a freaking nightmare.

    • @averyabbott4162
      @averyabbott4162 7 років тому +2

      Russell Teapot That's something i don't really like about German but hey someone probably thinks that it's annoying to have a bunch of disconnected words so eh

    • @amfram
      @amfram 7 років тому

      Russell Teapot くおwせdrftgyふじこlpくおwせdrftgyふじこlp草

  • @jumponeverything
    @jumponeverything 7 років тому +756

    Tuna noodle my favourite!

  • @Eva1337
    @Eva1337 7 років тому +151

    Bullies make fun of a kid for ruining the image of the town by talking to his dog; Woman drives up to two minors and asks if they want to "earn some money..."; Man catches woman stealing his garbage, shakes her hand and introduces himself; Hires weird, touchy woman to watch his son he just won custody of; Children are ever seen eating pizza; Either this movie is beautiful fictional piece or this is how the 90s really went. The 90s are kind of a blur for. A very colorful blur, so I'm tempted to believe it's the later.
    Oh, and there's a magical dog.

  • @richardlavoie5467
    @richardlavoie5467 5 років тому +98

    Man I love the movie "My Racist DaD Dates a Dumpster Diver and also My Magic Dog is There Sometimes"

  • @SprightlyValentino
    @SprightlyValentino 7 років тому +180

    I rented this movie from the video store back in the day. Does the kid on the slipcover look like the same kid in the actual movie to you? He looks different to me, but I'm not sure. I AM sure, however, that the description on the back says that Toby is 8 years old, whereas in the movie's dialogue, he's said to be 12, which I thought was weird. I also noticed that the title was "My Magic Dog" in the movie's opening, and "Ghost Dog" over the end credits.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 роки тому +2

      Well it seems it’s had two titles in the past

  • @laurenhatter6824
    @laurenhatter6824 7 років тому +189

    I am invested in Ian's hair, I am in love, I am entranced, I WISH my hair was that captivating and luscious.

  • @masterriolu8627
    @masterriolu8627 7 років тому +222

    Tuna Noodle vs Pizza Pizza.

    • @sleepyshark2088
      @sleepyshark2088 7 років тому +18

      Jacob Neale *tUnA nOoDlE mY fAvOuRiTe!*

    • @Scootakip
      @Scootakip 7 років тому +6

      Jacob Neale Noodle Noodle!

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 7 років тому +8

      Jacob Neale pizza tuna pizza noodle, my favorite!

    • @when7573
      @when7573 7 років тому +5

      Winner: *LuCkY ToRe ThIs OfF ThE BuRgAlUr PaNtS.*

    • @IMREALLYFEELINGIT
      @IMREALLYFEELINGIT 7 років тому +4

      Pizza pizza!

  • @ianpcorbett
    @ianpcorbett 7 років тому +96

    Also, legal action... every kid's favorite high stakes climax! Just ask Jake Spankenheimer about evil Cousin Mel from "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (speaking of which, have you covered that one yet?) suing "the pants off of" Santa Claus himself!

  • @DoYouEvenLift42069
    @DoYouEvenLift42069 7 років тому +185

    TUNA
    U
    NOODLE
    A

  • @thewonderingone2303
    @thewonderingone2303 7 років тому +167

    I'm going to have a
    *F L E A P I C N I C*
    with some
    *T U N A N O O D L E*
    and some
    *P I Z Z A P I Z Z A*

    • @reftd1511
      @reftd1511 6 років тому

      I just need to say that this is a pretty underrated comment

    • @twint9
      @twint9 5 років тому +1

      *OH WOW*

    • @Sagnag
      @Sagnag 4 роки тому

      @@twint9 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist 7 років тому +251

    Ummmmm... would anyone else here wear the everloving daylights outta that "Pizza Boy" shirt?

    • @AngryVikingwGuitar
      @AngryVikingwGuitar 7 років тому +17

      Hell yeah, its extremely AESTHETIC

    • @SidnerTheNiceGuy
      @SidnerTheNiceGuy 7 років тому +3

      You better believe it

    • @bardy8674
      @bardy8674 7 років тому +8

      Ruby Doomsday I hope if he brutalmoose gets merch, he'll make a pizza boy shirt.

    • @kesitepe
      @kesitepe 6 років тому +1

      I want one

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 5 років тому

      Naaaaahhhhhhhh

  • @patrickramseyart
    @patrickramseyart 7 років тому +196

    Man, these weird movie reviews always get me in a good mood. Keep up the awesome work, man! XD

  • @lucasbell4831
    @lucasbell4831 7 років тому +481

    Hey, Ian! I found this one VHS tape for you, but it's really just this girl that climbs out of a well. Not much, but can you review it if I send you a copy?

    • @kaitbelll
      @kaitbelll 7 років тому +52

      exceedingly glad that I got this reference

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 7 років тому +12

      +Sam Bell not really hard though

    • @adambrien896
      @adambrien896 7 років тому +71

      Lucas Bell I think my father saw that one a week before he abandoned me. He got some phonecall, might have been another woman.

    • @mastric3502
      @mastric3502 7 років тому +1

      yes

    • @terrasilvershade5678
      @terrasilvershade5678 7 років тому +10

      Lucas Bell His parents will need Better Ian

  • @billchompski7859
    @billchompski7859 7 років тому +165

    19:29
    Toby reveals his Stand, 「PIZZA PIZZA」

  • @DWARFMAN222
    @DWARFMAN222 7 років тому +73

    "AHHHHHHHHH THIS FETTUCCINE IS LOUD!!!!"

  • @greylengibson
    @greylengibson 7 років тому +81

    You should totally do a video on "Max Keeble's Big Move"

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 років тому +26

      max. keeeeeeble.
      max. keeeeeeeeeble.
      Maybe some day - I remember really liking that movie haha

    • @greylengibson
      @greylengibson 7 років тому +3

      Wow I never expected you to actually see this comment! Love your videos!

    • @granteastman3552
      @granteastman3552 7 років тому +1

      brutalmoose PLEASE

    • @judinyotacothedude9747
      @judinyotacothedude9747 7 років тому +2

      Greylen Gibson that was my shit when I was younger, Max Keeble was awesome

    • @doubtcent
      @doubtcent 7 років тому +1

      Keeeeeeeblllllllle

  • @JimmyDPooper
    @JimmyDPooper 7 років тому +252

    PIZZA! PIZZA! My favorite!

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 7 років тому +1

      Jimmy! Fancy meeting you here.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 7 років тому +2

      Best Lil Caesars promotional ever

  • @VaithVT
    @VaithVT 7 років тому +309

    Hair looking fabulous Moosey

  • @noahshardcorechannel1007
    @noahshardcorechannel1007 7 років тому +19

    I thought the "Your dog is fucking dead" part was an actual part in the movie, I started laughing my fucking ass off

  • @Toomanytacoz28
    @Toomanytacoz28 7 років тому +78

    "Toby's just an average kid, who no one understands. Lady, Dad and Lucky always giving him underpants."

  • @skullkitty1001
    @skullkitty1001 7 років тому +84

    So I looked this movie up on IMDB and apparently it's credited as My Ghost Dog which makes a bit more sense but I can't help but wonder when any why it got changed

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 7 років тому +7

      Ratings.

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 4 роки тому +11

      They probably thought that calling him a ghost dog was either too morbid or too occult and was offensive to Christian values.

    • @Sad-Lesbian
      @Sad-Lesbian 4 роки тому +4

      @@Nionivek Ratings? They literally call someone a nazi woman in the movie lmfao

    • @corvidconfidential8826
      @corvidconfidential8826 3 роки тому +1

      @@nessamillikan6247 other way around, Christians believe in ghosts, i.e holy ghost of Christ or somesuch, whereas magic is evil. I grew up with a horrid hyper Christian step mother who called Sabrina the teenage witch evil/ the devil.
      Ironically the thing that made me not dislike religion anymore was Lucifer~

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 роки тому

      @@corvidconfidential8826 not all Christians believe that😅 you’re thinking of Catholics. But yes, ghosts are part of the religion in some form🤷‍♀️

  • @reNINTENDO
    @reNINTENDO 7 років тому +46

    It's amazing how entertaining you can make a movie that I probably couldn't be paid to sit through. You've done dog's work having sat through this.

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN 7 років тому +28

    "Aunt Violet....YOU SUCK!"
    I've been trying to hold in laughter at this entire thing but I just laughed out loud in a cafe.
    Wait did I miss why that lady was digging in the trash instead of a Meet Cute?

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 років тому +17

      I knew I had to leave that line in just because of how perfectly Toby said it! Ahaha

  • @gabea5784
    @gabea5784 7 років тому +45

    Dude, I'll just use "flea picnic" on my sister

  • @CCzarMasta56
    @CCzarMasta56 7 років тому +22

    I don't know why I teared up in the beginning where the dad reads the will and says "In the event of my... case close!" It was pretty sad but it was also a feel good moment where the kid is happy he gets to stay with him. Then you forget about that and there's a heavy focus on the kid trying to find a date for the dad and some magic dog is involved, apparently.

  • @Spectral352
    @Spectral352 7 років тому +128

    18:24 Even i, as a german, have no clue what that last word was.
    Also, the nazi line cracked me up.

    • @Meteorlink
      @Meteorlink 7 років тому +41

      i don't think it's supposed to be a word. It's just supposed to sound german

    • @neilisbored2177
      @neilisbored2177 7 років тому +7

      it's moonsidian, i believe.

    • @davidjames4890
      @davidjames4890 7 років тому +4

      SashaSexyfur "raisinflitzin" is not a real word, hee hee.

    • @cheesewizard8943
      @cheesewizard8943 7 років тому

      Drizzenflitzen

  • @RealPratfall
    @RealPratfall 7 років тому +112

    18:51 are those the Columbine Shooters?

    • @Mochipandabear
      @Mochipandabear 7 років тому +7

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that

    • @ThePie34567
      @ThePie34567 7 років тому +1

      ikr
      the one with the cap is eric harris 2.0

    • @OhioanGhost
      @OhioanGhost 7 років тому +8

      Yeah, they were special guests in this movie

    • @sirbushmansrules3622
      @sirbushmansrules3622 6 років тому

      That's exactly what I thought lol

    • @gothlennon3147
      @gothlennon3147 4 роки тому

      100th like!

  • @AsenaKar
    @AsenaKar 7 років тому +98

    hi, im your future brother: IANER

    • @1fun377
      @1fun377 7 років тому +1

      hey its me ur brother

    • @5frogfrenzy
      @5frogfrenzy 7 років тому

      definitely_not_HIM hey its me A Friend

  • @youfromthepast3513
    @youfromthepast3513 4 роки тому +20

    Lucky: gets hit be truck
    Toby: “Maybe they’ll put a cast on you. Wouldn’t that be funny?”

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 3 роки тому +4

      First stage of grief: Denial.

  • @ThePizzaBoy381
    @ThePizzaBoy381 7 років тому +6

    21:33 "THIS FETTUCCINE IS LOUD" I fucking lost it.

  • @LavaCanyon
    @LavaCanyon 7 років тому +111

    Aunt Violet is the female Robbie Rotten.

    • @o.hudson7363
      @o.hudson7363 6 років тому +19

      RIP Robbie Rotten
      We will always remember you.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 6 років тому +1

      @@o.hudson7363 Dead Meme

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 6 років тому

      @@pyramidhead6998
      Ow

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 6 років тому +1

      robbie rotten never asked for a small grey file boxxxxssssssssssssss

  • @MidnightOwlASMR
    @MidnightOwlASMR 7 років тому +142

    Ian your hair gets more luscious by the day

  • @slueshyslueshy2176
    @slueshyslueshy2176 7 років тому +43

    Look, dumpster diving is a valid form of work.

  • @samicat93
    @samicat93 7 років тому

    man, whoever's been doing the captions on brutalmoose's videos is really good, thanks y'all. a lot of times people will insert pointless descriptions of visuals or unnecessary commentary, but the captions on what I've seen so far have been very accurate, complete, and without random asides. I hope they know what a good and useful job they've been doing.

  • @thecatheadroomincident7944
    @thecatheadroomincident7944 7 років тому +24

    Might as well just call this movie invisible dog.

  • @noahkammer5929
    @noahkammer5929 7 років тому +54

    I always treat a Brutal Moose like a present. I don't watch it until I'm eating my favorite food, so I can enjoy the two best things in the world. :3

    • @Eclipseknight9
      @Eclipseknight9 7 років тому +11

      Is it tuna noodle you eat while watching?

    • @lailah4254
      @lailah4254 7 років тому +2

      Eclipseknight9 or red worm doodles?

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 6 років тому +2

      PIZZA PIZZA!

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 5 років тому +1

      A brutalmoose?Is that a Book?

  • @JohnSmith-nj9qo
    @JohnSmith-nj9qo 7 років тому +25

    Videos like this remind me that sometimes the cheesy awkwardness that can only be found in low budget films from the 90's can be charming.

  • @Moggetslittlesister
    @Moggetslittlesister 7 років тому +4

    "Pasta Talk" was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
    I'm a big fan of you reviewing these types of movies!! I love Obscurus Lupa and haven't found someone who reviews the same type of stuff yet.

  • @ultraaug5252
    @ultraaug5252 7 років тому +19

    the card trick killed me omg

  • @eeveeontheeeveelutionmaste9674
    @eeveeontheeeveelutionmaste9674 7 років тому +71

    God: Welcome everyone to the WHEEL OF PRAYERS! Today we will spin the wheel and see who's prayer will be answered today
    *spins the wheel*
    Today we will answer the prayer of this random kid to see his dog again

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 роки тому +1

      He doesn’t get to keep the dog tho

  • @skozgard2144
    @skozgard2144 7 років тому +168

    Maybe they'll put a cast on you. *WON'T THAT BE FUNNY?*

    • @Wolfkaosaun
      @Wolfkaosaun 7 років тому

      I mean.....the scene made me laugh. So. Maybe?

    • @skozgard2144
      @skozgard2144 7 років тому

      You have a point.

  • @MultiBABYWOLF
    @MultiBABYWOLF 7 років тому +77

    Who in the WORLD uses Playing Cards THAT big!? Seriously, those things looked to be a foot long and nearly a foot wide! I pity the poor man or woman who'd have to shuffle a deck of those cards...

    • @ditto31
      @ditto31 7 років тому +9

      MultiBABYWOLF Ther are Pokémon cards that are that big.

    • @KongGig
      @KongGig 7 років тому

      Ther are Poker cards that are that big.

  • @unclewumbo1363
    @unclewumbo1363 7 років тому +143

    Brutalmoose is what I hope Jesus looks like

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 7 років тому +16

      ___Waluigi ___ Haha that's true, he also looks like projared's older glorious pirate brother

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 7 років тому +4

      (But he's white...)

  • @Red-vj8sm
    @Red-vj8sm 7 років тому +10

    When Lucky went away for the second time it was kinda sad... but it was ruined when Lucky said "your the coolest"

  • @kindestegg9989
    @kindestegg9989 4 роки тому +1

    oh my god, i always had this vague memory of a movie i'd see on tv about a ghost dog coming back to help his owner to solve some kind of crime, and now here it is! i completely forgot every single other plotpoint to this movie, and forgot the title too, so watching this is bringing me so many memories. thanks ian for bringing back a lost part of my childhood to me

  • @elektrikhd
    @elektrikhd 7 років тому +16

    Russ Tamblyn (the guy at the restaurant), for those who don't know, played Dr. Jacobi in Twin Peaks. Who also had...quite a necktie.
    He also had a role in a movie called Invisible Mom, apparently. Upcoming review?

  • @jplayzgamez4677
    @jplayzgamez4677 7 років тому +113

    "Lucky you really don't have any room to talk because your dog house, at best, is an urn". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tdgtroy
    @tdgtroy 7 років тому +13

    Don't think I didn't notice the Dead Kennedys logo in the bullies' place at 17:21

  • @BINTURITA
    @BINTURITA 7 років тому +20

    I LOST MY SHIT WHEN HIS DAD CALLED HIS DATE A NAZI WOMAN
    HOLY SHIT

  • @squidud
    @squidud 4 роки тому +7

    He cut out the best part of the movie when Toby's new neighbor says "put that in the asian room"

  • @yogcavey
    @yogcavey 7 років тому +20

    AHahAHa oh my god ian this video is fuckign AMAZING, literally one of the best pieces of content youve ever put out. I love your little editing quirks and asides and stuff. Thank you for always working so hard to bring us stuff like this, you fucking rock dude

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 років тому +8

      Thank you so much for all of the support, seriously!

    • @yogcavey
      @yogcavey 7 років тому +3

      brutalmoose always!! ❤️

  • @VidavisPrime
    @VidavisPrime 7 років тому +54

    I lost it at the dog saying "Tuna Noodle, my favorite" rofl!

  • @Bc232klm
    @Bc232klm 7 років тому +147

    I'VE NOT SEEN SUCH BRAVERY

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 7 років тому +27

      cubs0110 I've not seen such tuna noodle.

    • @Daemonophobic
      @Daemonophobic 7 років тому +11

      M Y F A V O R I T E

    • @tubadave7476
      @tubadave7476 7 років тому +2

      MMMM what a hamburger

    • @justaddwater6644
      @justaddwater6644 7 років тому +3

      cubs0110 I've not seen such PIZZA PIZZA

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 років тому +7

      I've not seen such Nazi ladies.

  • @flawlessdoggo1688
    @flawlessdoggo1688 3 роки тому +1

    The way I this movie is shot and the way the scenery looks reminds me of how my dreams from my grade school years looked and felt like.

  • @nastiagarachtchenko
    @nastiagarachtchenko 4 місяці тому +1

    Omg I can't believe this video is back up!!! I was just watching on the bmbs site

  • @HitTheSnake
    @HitTheSnake 7 років тому +31

    Dr. Jacoby moonlighting as a restaurant owner, and it seems he is quite successful.

  • @shakotanjack
    @shakotanjack 7 років тому +171

    Tuna noodle, my favorite!

  • @powertheimmortal
    @powertheimmortal 7 років тому +5

    14:45 why does it always seem like its...pulling the brakes? the trail coming out of it does not match the spped its moving in the slightist its like its flying in place or something

  • @MerryMaddMen
    @MerryMaddMen 7 років тому +3

    11:39 to 12:32
    This just gave me the idea of "the Old Yeller effect"
    What's that?
    Let me explain:
    It's the effect where you're more likely to cry when you see the death of a house pet (mostly a dog but sometimes a cat) rather than a human, sometimes even if we know the animal is bad (like old yeller has rabies).
    This can be triggered by the fact that the animal can't be saved, the animal whining in pain, the sad look on the animals face, or just how helpless the animal is.
    For me (I don't know about u), when "the beast" was trapped under the fence. I couldn't stop tearing up. Despite that the dog is a monster that hoards things. I think it was just how it was whining. It made me want to help the dog.

  • @whocaresforhandles
    @whocaresforhandles 2 роки тому +3

    Seems to be unavailable in America and Canada but works in Brazil

  • @amyconner2034
    @amyconner2034 7 років тому +45

    *SMALL*
    *GREY*
    *FILE*
    *_BOKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS_*

  • @mastric3502
    @mastric3502 7 років тому +79

    You've put me in a decisive crisis between Oh Wow! and Pizza! Pizza!

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 років тому +9

      DrCyanide WHY NOT BOTH

    • @waluigimourner8071
      @waluigimourner8071 7 років тому +8

      Tuna Noodle's my favorite

    • @jonte3132
      @jonte3132 7 років тому +1

      HOLY SHIT SOMEONE HAS A REALISTIC BERT FACE JOIN ME MY FELLOW BERT

    • @mastric3502
      @mastric3502 7 років тому +2

      wait thats what my profile picture is?

    • @jonte3132
      @jonte3132 7 років тому +2

      google realistic bert head

  • @eggsamillion
    @eggsamillion 7 років тому +30

    Tuna noodle has to become a meme

  • @Indig0ed
    @Indig0ed 7 років тому +17

    What's up with these 90's made-for-TV movies and dead mothers? Must be a small world.

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 7 років тому +5

    I really like to see a positive child-stepparent relationship in a film.
    Also, Tobias is a nice name.

  • @sheepusapyon4366
    @sheepusapyon4366 7 років тому +27

    today I was literally just thinking, man I wish brutalmoose would upload today.

  • @malmamia8912
    @malmamia8912 7 років тому +48

    They should've called this "Dogs, Dating, and Pizza Boi"

  • @crunchy3188
    @crunchy3188 7 років тому +60

    "Tuna noodle, my favourite"

    • @TopsyTriceratops
      @TopsyTriceratops 7 років тому +2

      "Pizza pizza, my favorite!"

    • @protoplasm-1
      @protoplasm-1 7 років тому +2

      Redgoldfishy Let's assemble the ultimate BrutalMoose meme line! "Oh wow! Pizza pizza, my favorite!"

  • @happy80thgertrude25
    @happy80thgertrude25 3 роки тому +1

    BRO THE “your dog is fucking dead” !!!!
    I started crying when the dog died bc I remembered the way mine did, but then the sparkles made me laugh because what the fuck, and then I started LAUGHING HARDER when the text came on screen. Oh my god. I hate this.

  • @betweenthedimensions8315
    @betweenthedimensions8315 3 роки тому +3

    “You don’t have room to talk cause your dog house is an urn” daaamn he’s already dead you didn’t have to roast him too.

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 років тому +23

    DCOM marathon would be great!

  • @chiro7481
    @chiro7481 7 років тому +62

    hm... these movies have weird titles. A Talking Cat, Invisible Dad, My Magic Dog... Basically [Adjective] [Blank] or My/A [Adjective] [Blank]

  • @anuel3780
    @anuel3780 7 років тому +10

    7:23 "Tuna noodles, my favourite!"
    XD Good one!

  • @MorleyQ
    @MorleyQ 7 років тому +2

    I love Ian's editing gags. I can't stop giggling about him tapping the deck of cards.

  • @Josieelicious28
    @Josieelicious28 7 років тому +11

    9:33 And that's how Dance Moms was created.

  • @olafmuller4506
    @olafmuller4506 7 років тому +20

    hey Ian! you should do a pasta talk! i suggest pastavoid as the name. I would watch it. can you make pappardelle the pasta of the month?

  • @thatchev3127
    @thatchev3127 7 років тому +22

    A small gray file boxxsssssssssssssssss

  • @masterswordgamer2154
    @masterswordgamer2154 7 років тому +4

    I'm loving these 30 minute videos Ian

  • @donutthot1574
    @donutthot1574 7 років тому +14

    *TUNA NOODLE, MY FAVORITE*

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels 7 років тому +1

    The baseball glued to the camera is possibly the coolest special effect I have ever seen.