This is the darkest thing I've ever done in the sims

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  • @selkiefluff
    @selkiefluff 3 роки тому +2698

    "My plan is to breed Vidcund"
    How do you unhear a sentence please I'm desperate

  • @cherry1858
    @cherry1858 3 роки тому +2949

    Vidcund: Once I have this baby, you'll let me inside, right?
    Kevin:
    Vidcund: You'll let me inside, right?

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 3 роки тому +107

      “Right, Kevin? Right? Kevin?”

    • @PurpleLightsaberAlex
      @PurpleLightsaberAlex 3 роки тому +115

      Kevin: *continues eating grilled cheese sandwich*

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 3 роки тому +41

      @@PurpleLightsaberAlex “put down the stupid sandwich and LET ME OUT! I’m tired of your grilled cheese obsession!”

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 3 роки тому +23

      @@SomeWeirdoPerson “You know what? I’m leaving! You keep your grilled cheese. And the stupid 100,000 dollar statues!” (to himself) “Now if only I could get through this do- is that smoke?”

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 3 роки тому +20

      @@SomeWeirdoPerson *toaster oven catches on fire, entire house comes into room and starts freaking out*

  • @artizzy2k2k
    @artizzy2k2k 3 роки тому +2640

    Vidcund's life has gotten a whole lot worse than being watched through a telescope

  • @kathrynkaller881
    @kathrynkaller881 2 роки тому +600

    ‘Get out of the way or I will piss on the floor’ is such a raw threat

    • @felixt808
      @felixt808 Рік тому +7

      love your pfp

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Рік тому +21

      And then YOU will have to clean it up!

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Рік тому +3

      Reminds me of that time Kelsey Impicciche was teaching the Try Guys how to get pregnant in Sims 4 (I love the sentences this series allows you to say/type with a straight face) and Zack kept completely striking out with everybody, so he eventually resorts to trying to get revenge on Nancy Landgraab by messing up her house, any way he can.
      "Wow, this is a nice rug you have here. It'd be a shame if somebody were to....PEE ALL OVER IT!"

    • @electricspider2267
      @electricspider2267 Рік тому +1

      I gotta remember to use this next time im at a party somewhere

    • @0NiKiSUxNuLL838
      @0NiKiSUxNuLL838 26 днів тому

      "IM GONNA PISS ON THE MOON"

  • @ryanmattia433
    @ryanmattia433 3 роки тому +889

    I like how Kevin refuses to pay 100-200 dollars worth of bills, and then consistently has far more expensive objects taken from him as a result but STILL refuses to just pay the bills.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Рік тому +70

      See also: "I"m SURE we don't _need_ a 50-dollar fire alarm..."
      (fire burns down an entire thousands-of-dollars kitchen)
      (REPEATEDLY)

    • @CCCcustomer
      @CCCcustomer 11 місяців тому +8

      Kevin math

    • @gabrielv.4358
      @gabrielv.4358 3 місяці тому

      lmAO

  • @stacheman1853
    @stacheman1853 3 роки тому +1527

    Vidcund is quickly becoming one of the most interesting anti-heroe in CMK lore

  • @felixkalenskyy93
    @felixkalenskyy93 3 роки тому +4656

    This sims series is somehow darker than Jim’s series.

    • @still_your_zelda
      @still_your_zelda 3 роки тому +291

      Jim has a filter that somehow Kevin does not...

    • @beahgg
      @beahgg 3 роки тому +39

      @@still_your_zelda cause... he's kevin

    • @jonasquinn7977
      @jonasquinn7977 3 роки тому +217

      I think it comes from a combination of it being easier for Jim to kill people so he doesn’t have to resort to as twisted methods and when Jim ignores his children or lives in squalor it’s by choice rather than not just not being able to afford otherwise

    • @KLT-id9nm
      @KLT-id9nm 3 роки тому +119

      It's just Kevin's natural chaos piled on top of the natural chaos of Sims 2. The perfect joining of chaotic forces. Lol

    • @Malicayo
      @Malicayo 3 роки тому +6

      LMAO I WAS THE 666 LIKE

  • @katz5156
    @katz5156 3 роки тому +593

    "How romantic"
    "Shitters clogged by the way"
    Lmfao I laughed so much I couldn't breathe

  • @Themidamultitool
    @Themidamultitool 3 роки тому +754

    Is able to summon grilled cheese now
    Kevin: "I am just going to pretend he can't do that"

  • @re--dacted
    @re--dacted 3 роки тому +2732

    Me: I doubt this is any worse than buying a restaurant and deliberately hiring bad chefs to cook puffer fish that kills everyone, including children.
    Kevin: Forcefully breeding someone with aliens and then enslaving the children.
    Me. I stand corrected.

    • @ronniemokeev3322
      @ronniemokeev3322 3 роки тому +88

      He COULD make the children work in a home business of some sort. I wonder if tombstones can be set for sale...

    • @red_seamus8119
      @red_seamus8119 3 роки тому +27

      I'd say locking dozens of people in an abandoned prison and forcing them into a battle royal style fight to the death then enslaving the winner was worse

    • @hunta7659
      @hunta7659 3 роки тому +2

      Well personally I’d say killing your wife then getting a cat and naming in your wife then murdering that only to use their ash’s in a blender to make a smoothie for your children wait you guys are talking about the sims! Uh yes yes me to 😬

    • @HitoriAisu
      @HitoriAisu 3 роки тому +2

      Wait, is this actually the first time he's done this?

    • @neddyloverzhornyfuckerz9209
      @neddyloverzhornyfuckerz9209 2 роки тому

      SO IF YOUR SIM PERSON 🧑 DID NOT TIP THE FOOD DELIVERY 🚚 PERSON THAY WILL TAKE THING FROM YOUR SIM PERSON HOME 🏠 AZ A TIP THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE SIMS 4 GAME ? !

  • @Audiojack_
    @Audiojack_ 3 роки тому +3668

    That's funny because in the scripted event of the Curious household, the game makes Vidcund get abducted via the telescope and get pregnant. And now despite him being moved from that existence to your household, you still made him do it...

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому +262

      It happens almost immediately too. Would have saved some steps to switch over and then ask him to move in.

    • @UberTheWolf
      @UberTheWolf 3 роки тому +223

      @@BonaparteBardithion But that would be nowhere near as entertaining.

    • @OurLadyOfSorrows4
      @OurLadyOfSorrows4 3 роки тому +271

      He couldn't escape his destiny

    • @shiashau
      @shiashau 3 роки тому +83

      Wait Vidcund is scripted to get abducted? I played the Curious family and, for storytelling purposes, I had Pascal "refuse" to look after the baby and have Vidcund take care of her but Vidcund never got abducted even after playing them for a few days? Did I bypass the script?

    • @Audiojack_
      @Audiojack_ 3 роки тому +156

      @@shiashau He obviously has to go and use the telescope first, but if/when he does there's a 100% change of him getting abducted and impregnated. I think it will always work once he uses the telescope.

  • @allisonionsoup
    @allisonionsoup 3 роки тому +862

    “the first step is to get energy and ignore my child” of course! it’s the most important part of every day

    • @wroniskoooo
      @wroniskoooo 3 роки тому +1

      Some things never change

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому +1

      Hagrid got a new video

    • @rapunzel9849
      @rapunzel9849 3 роки тому +3

      @@aboma733 shut up

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 3 роки тому +1

      My parents trying to get some coffee:

  • @EighmyLupin
    @EighmyLupin 3 роки тому +1039

    Kevin: "I hate kids"
    Also Kevin: "I'm going to breed him to make an army of kids"

    • @emilyh.5676
      @emilyh.5676 3 роки тому +34

      He ofcorse doesn't hate them when money is involved hahahahahaj

  • @mauvedragontiddies9244
    @mauvedragontiddies9244 3 роки тому +393

    I love how Vidcund's inability to die has led him to a fate much worse than death.

  • @maze_maze
    @maze_maze 3 роки тому +667

    Id love for Jenny to come back, because shes actually Vidcunds sister. Also shes married to an alien that impregnated her dad. Strangetown really is Kevin levels of weird.

    • @minebrandon95264
      @minebrandon95264 3 роки тому +52

      i mean they literally have a family that has a prisoner that they torture and run experiments on, and on the psp version kevin even said that the family was great

    • @Myne1001
      @Myne1001 3 роки тому +89

      Sims 2 Strangetown: Alien incest, conspiracies, mass murdering old lady
      Sims 4 Strangerville Large empty houses & plagiarizing Stranger Things

    • @tdubbeld646
      @tdubbeld646 3 роки тому +24

      Things were better in the past.
      When they simply had 0 fucks to give.

    • @DudleyKetsukane
      @DudleyKetsukane 3 роки тому +1

      Alabama

    • @oscarosoba1892
      @oscarosoba1892 3 роки тому +1

      @Jack Vanhoy SPACE alabama

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 роки тому +856

    In today’s episode we ignore the children, we find a sugar daddy, the neighbours enthusiastically swim, Vidcund is having an existential crisis and constantly crying, Vidcund is being bred to create child slaves for free child labour, and Kevin somehow burnt through his sugar daddy’s money!

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому +7

      Hagrid

    • @beahgg
      @beahgg 3 роки тому +10

      With STATUES

    • @laussi2784
      @laussi2784 3 роки тому +19

      You forgot the cameo of the penguin, WHERE'S THE PENGUIN

    • @matheusm.santana6527
      @matheusm.santana6527 3 роки тому +10

      Don't forget the penguin, and kevin mot watering his money trrees

    • @seatheparade
      @seatheparade 3 роки тому +5

      Only Kevin can have his sugar daddy *also* be his prisoner and baby breeder somehow 😂

  • @datrtzhush3734
    @datrtzhush3734 3 роки тому +1007

    "I don't want money handed to me" says Kevin after buying money trees

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому +7

      Hagrid

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 3 роки тому +80

      Same as how he said vidcund was going to make him a family of workers... right after killing off the two workers he already brought over.... oh kevin why

    • @hollowroxas4742
      @hollowroxas4742 3 роки тому +2

      Nice profile pic.

    • @AspiringCrybaby2018
      @AspiringCrybaby2018 3 роки тому +24

      @@sarac9424 it’s about the message 😂

    • @jacobwarthen4436
      @jacobwarthen4436 3 роки тому +1

      He needs loyalty lol

  • @aradiamegido0u0
    @aradiamegido0u0 3 роки тому +672

    Considering the curious family is basically all pregnant with alien babies. This is normal. Wait until Kevin learns about nervous subject

    • @maximumtaste
      @maximumtaste 3 роки тому +131

      or the fact that Olive is basically female version of Jim

    • @lelandstottlemeyer8355
      @lelandstottlemeyer8355 3 роки тому +5

      Unrelated but, may I ask who is in your profile picture?

    • @aradiamegido0u0
      @aradiamegido0u0 3 роки тому +14

      @@lelandstottlemeyer8355 mine or Maks'? Mine is Jesse McCree from Overwatch, and theirs is Gintoki from Gintama

    • @lelandstottlemeyer8355
      @lelandstottlemeyer8355 3 роки тому +8

      @@aradiamegido0u0 Thanks! Meant yours since he looked familiar but couldn't place it. Must be the different art style threw me off, but it looks nice

    • @aradiamegido0u0
      @aradiamegido0u0 3 роки тому +7

      @@lelandstottlemeyer8355 ha, no problem. He does look vastly different without his hat. I've had this profile picture for so long I don't remember who drew it.

  • @poppytoad911
    @poppytoad911 3 роки тому +157

    7:03 It's kinda funny that he had the money to buy 3 cheap beds so him and his children could sleep but instead he bought one double bed for himself.

  • @silvertube11
    @silvertube11 3 роки тому +2018

    Darkest thing? Guess that means Jim now looks like a saint

    • @helloboi48
      @helloboi48 3 роки тому +135

      Our Glorious Leader IS a saint

    • @travbony8768
      @travbony8768 3 роки тому +82

      @@helloboi48 Hes more than a saint, he is God

    • @noatiendoboludos
      @noatiendoboludos 3 роки тому +10

      Generic Jim Pickens comment based on the title? Guess that means Silvertube needs his YT upvote serotonine too much

    • @silvertube11
      @silvertube11 3 роки тому +30

      @@noatiendoboludos Gasp! How did you know?

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому +4

      Hagrid got a new video

  • @mrtuxedo1467
    @mrtuxedo1467 3 роки тому +1961

    "This is the darkest thing I've ever done in the sims"
    Says the man who made two Santas fight to the death and had the victor eat the loser's entire body.
    Edit: This is somehow worse

  • @iduska4328
    @iduska4328 3 роки тому +453

    Kevin is so real, he can have a rich man and seriously say “i don’t want your money”

  • @Cherrichiii
    @Cherrichiii 3 роки тому +84

    man that maid must have crazy stories for her friends and family

  • @Vhee0829
    @Vhee0829 3 роки тому +1962

    Kevin: *sells gravestones*
    Game: HERE COMES CORRUPTION

    • @OurLadyOfSorrows4
      @OurLadyOfSorrows4 3 роки тому +122

      It's so strange that the game lets you sell them

    • @shiashau
      @shiashau 3 роки тому +185

      @@OurLadyOfSorrows4 even more strange that they let you do something which corrupts the game. Apparently Sims 2 was very lazily made and they never coded in anything to allow you to safely delete sims/gravestones etc, The entire graveyard in my Specter house ended up completely empty one day and I was like "Huh... well I guess this neighbourhood is now broken."

    • @IAmAlsoTheWalrus
      @IAmAlsoTheWalrus 3 роки тому +32

      @@shiashau You probably saved while ghosts were active. (So yes, the neighborhood is now a disaster waiting to happen, but it was from the start unless you were using a clean template.)

    • @IchibanOjousama
      @IchibanOjousama 3 роки тому +3

      @@shiashau stfu it wasnt lazy

    • @worstkiterchan9207
      @worstkiterchan9207 3 роки тому +101

      @@IchibanOjousama it wasn't lazy, but there was some system mishaps they didn't notice, mostly because of EAs pressure and the fact that, most of the times, corruption shows only after a long time playing, maybe even 3 generations in, so basic ingame testing wouldn't show it. Not to mention a lot of corruption and glitches come from half-made sims, who are the premade dead sims, aka never meant to be playable.
      So no, it wasn't lazy. It was just a lot of mishaps that ended up being cleaned by fans thanks to being careful and clean templates. Just get s clean template, don't breed the dead, don't delete gravestones and never delete bin families.

  • @bunjection
    @bunjection 3 роки тому +740

    "Oh can I sell gravestones... I CAN!"
    every sims fan that knows about corruption
    o_o

    • @Cheeseburger897
      @Cheeseburger897 3 роки тому +33

      @keep rollin no

    • @rapunzel9849
      @rapunzel9849 3 роки тому +32

      @keep rollin hey gr00mer, I told people to report you and dislike your content. Don't get mad, it's what you needed

    • @rapunzel9849
      @rapunzel9849 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cheeseburger897 report my fake

    • @zaddyfaye6880
      @zaddyfaye6880 3 роки тому +17

      i do it irl and can confirm that this is fake news, it's a viable source of income and i implore everyone to try it

    • @simmehchan
      @simmehchan 3 роки тому +55

      came here to comment this lmao my corruption-fearing side is screaming

  • @petalslost2176
    @petalslost2176 3 роки тому +284

    if kevin's game doesnt get corrupted by the end of his little playthrough i will be shocked

    • @joyroilaures7109
      @joyroilaures7109 3 роки тому +4

      what does it do when the game is corrupted ?

    • @petalslost2176
      @petalslost2176 3 роки тому +13

      @@joyroilaures7109 it usually makes the game and/or world insanely glitchy or unplayable unless you upload uncorrupted files into the game. its a little complicated to explain, but there is a lot of videos on it since sims 2 is a little too easy to corrupt.

    • @TimidInkSpirit
      @TimidInkSpirit 3 роки тому +9

      @@joyroilaures7109 to add to what petalslost said, selling gravestones causes corruption (it breaks character data, and gossip spreads throughout households causing corruption to spread). I’m hoping Kevin has some anti-corruption mods *fingers-crossed*

    • @joyroilaures7109
      @joyroilaures7109 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@petalslost2176 ​ thank you both for the informations ! I will check in what it's corrupting the game on youtube because I'm curious about it. But it's good to know ! I hope Kevin won't have his game corrupted too

    • @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois
      @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois 3 роки тому

      Maxis did such a "good" job with their neighbourhoods that all of the pre-made ones are already corrupted. But wheter Kevin's actually ever gonna encounter any corruption or not is up to luck.

  • @OzokuRJS
    @OzokuRJS 3 роки тому +1278

    Kevin: Today I got a plan!
    Everyone: Oh feck, not again…
    Edit: I hope you all have an amazing day x

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 3 роки тому +2378

    Kevin: *deletes gravestones*
    Me, knowing full well that getting rid of tombstones causes corruption in your game: oh honey you’ve got a big storm coming

    • @specialkayah
      @specialkayah 3 роки тому +69

      💃🏼👏🏻

    • @frenspz
      @frenspz 3 роки тому +26

      what do u mean

    • @frenspz
      @frenspz 3 роки тому +24

      i never knew that

    • @lemonpledge7093
      @lemonpledge7093 3 роки тому +443

      @@frenspz It causes the sim's file to be incompletely deleted. That leftover bit of their file totally corrupts the game, because living sims try to "remember" memories of that sim, which calls upon incomplete files. It's a mess. The same thing happens when you put an occupied lot in the lot bin.

    • @frenspz
      @frenspz 3 роки тому +12

      @@lemonpledge7093 oh okay

  • @Greyspecies9999
    @Greyspecies9999 3 роки тому +804

    "Breeding torture"
    Well, I both like and DON'T like the sound of that

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 2 роки тому +54

      it sounds like the concept of a really cursed fanfic

    • @carcharoclesmegalodon6904
      @carcharoclesmegalodon6904 2 роки тому +15

      @@prageruwu69 eh, I'd probably read that xD

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 2 роки тому +3

      Well, that's frightening than the traps from the Saw series.

    • @kurvavkasakkvister
      @kurvavkasakkvister Рік тому +3

      youd be surprised by how common this trope is in fanfiction. usually with oviposition though.

    • @Greyspecies9999
      @Greyspecies9999 Рік тому +2

      @@kurvavkasakkvister wtf is an oviposition

  • @xzxxzxnooo
    @xzxxzxnooo 3 роки тому +563

    kevin you 100% just corrupted your neighborhood when you deleted those gravestones omg 😭 strangetown is already corrupt as it is but deleting gravestones is a big no no, hopefully your game doesn’t give up on you since this series is enjoyable

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 роки тому +107

      Normally corruption takes a little while until the game is completely dead. Best case scenario, the corruption will not show signs too early, and if it does it will be just some random dumb things, not immediately crashing stuff.

    • @EnigmaticLucas
      @EnigmaticLucas 3 роки тому +56

      @@glanni Strangetown is so corrupted that it will inevitably BFBVFS eventually even if you do absolutely nothing wrong

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 роки тому +22

      @@EnigmaticLucas but not with the clean version, right?? Kevin isn't using that for sure, but I use clean versions.
      I'm still super paranoid tho lmao

    • @EnigmaticLucas
      @EnigmaticLucas 3 роки тому +45

      @@glanni I believe the clean templates are completely uncorrupted as long as you don’t corrupt them yourself

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 роки тому +6

      @@EnigmaticLucas I hope 🤞

  • @Cloverfr
    @Cloverfr 3 роки тому +128

    Kevin Sim and his daughter dancing in sync was the cutest thing 🥺️
    It almost compensates a life of negligence.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 3 роки тому +24

      She's clearly the favorite. Otherwise she wouldnt be allowed to sleep in the bathroom floor and would sleep with the cockroaches like her brother. And yet she has the audacity of saying is the worst period of her life when the other kid is still deluding himself into thinking it wasnt that bad. Such ungrateful children 😑.

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 3 роки тому +9

      @@pedrovallefin8406 She knows what’s up and tries to appease to her father while her twin is delusional and thinks everything is okay, so doesn’t try.

    • @Nottyastro
      @Nottyastro 3 роки тому +4

      If you can’t beat them, join them.

  • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
    @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 3 роки тому +392

    “This is the darkest thing I have done in The Sims”
    Really narrowing it down there, Kevin.

  • @namjoonstiddies3569
    @namjoonstiddies3569 3 роки тому +52

    i love how kevin keeps talking about his sim in third person as if it’s not a replica of him
    committing various crimes

  • @davidcontreras225
    @davidcontreras225 3 роки тому +273

    "This is the darkest thing I've ever done in the sims"
    Selling gravestones to corrupt the game that is

  • @gabrielbezerra8261
    @gabrielbezerra8261 3 роки тому +603

    Kevin selling graves on the sims 2...
    Average cult followers: lol he can get money for it?!
    Kevin: Oh my God, I can get money from It?!
    Me, a The Sims 2 Veteran: Oh no... That's not good.
    Quick explanation: Sims are bounded to their graves, to their neighborhood and to the sims they know. If you delete his grave you are deleting an essential part of this sim, which means you are corrupting everything this sims had ever interacted with, which also means glitches, bugs, corruptions in general, and in the end, total destruction of the game with no chance of recuperation of the save files. (Can happen with child death as well.)
    Good luck, Kevin!

    • @RosyKitteh
      @RosyKitteh 3 роки тому +56

      I was wondering about that... Well, I guess we know how this series will most likely end

    • @Myne1001
      @Myne1001 3 роки тому +22

      Child ghosts are really creepy. Broken facial animations, cause game damaging NPCs to show up, resulting in your save being unplayable. The Cursed Child in Kevin's Sims 4 series can't compare.

    • @MattHew-rq8zw
      @MattHew-rq8zw 3 роки тому +4

      I've haven't laughed so wholeheartedly for the past two weeks, so thanks for that Mr. Bezerra! ^^ The information you offered up was very enlightening and amusing, good to know!

  • @kdcanbarely
    @kdcanbarely 3 роки тому +163

    I'm surprised Kevin ignores the harvestable glowing money trees when they're just sitting there waiting to provide 😂💰

  • @ally86ozzy
    @ally86ozzy 3 роки тому +76

    I love Vidcund's character arc, he went from Kevin's mortal enemy to Kevin's prisone- I mean live-in boyfriend, absolutely incredible

  • @mikav8694
    @mikav8694 3 роки тому +199

    Kevin, look into plantsims for breeding workers, they have only three needs and don't need to sleep, can produce sprouts (children) from themselves and from toddlers immediately become adults. Efficiency!

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 роки тому +40

      So true! They also thrive in sunlight and don't suffer from sunstroke like poor Vidcund

  • @sparklestorm1236
    @sparklestorm1236 2 роки тому +35

    Kevin: Moves in Pascal for no reason
    Also Kevin: "who the hell is pascal?"

  • @TheZabinep
    @TheZabinep 3 роки тому +284

    kevin deleting the tombstones gave me anxiety ngl- he might actually corrupt his game pff

    • @Sirens_kai
      @Sirens_kai 3 роки тому +49

      Especially in Strangetown which is already corrupted as heck

    • @ButchJoestar
      @ButchJoestar 3 роки тому +1

      SAME AAGH

  • @Roozyj
    @Roozyj 3 роки тому +2142

    Kevin: "Vidcund is his sworn enemy"
    Vidcund and CallMeKevin The UA-camr: kiss passionately, engage, get married
    Fanfiction writers: My job here is done.

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 3 роки тому +227

      Someone drinks their "enemies to lovers" trope juice.

    • @yommoM
      @yommoM 3 роки тому +50

      @@AnInsideJoke plus aboverse

    • @NoiseDay
      @NoiseDay 3 роки тому +32

      @@yommoM The fact that I know what that means may be my biggest regret in life.

    • @yommoM
      @yommoM 3 роки тому +21

      @@NoiseDay Dw you're just a human of culture

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 2 роки тому +5

      @@yommoM
      Your name concerns me.
      Also, what is "aboverse"?

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 3 роки тому +922

    “Stop drinking, you’re too young to have a drinking problem”
    _[laughs in Scottish]_

    • @bobjimboob6920
      @bobjimboob6920 3 роки тому +29

      @@IgnobleKin Aye, the rest of the world think the Irish are heavy drinkers. The Scots laugh at such a ludicrous notion.
      (We don't talk about the Russians. And the Finns... Well, that's a whole other story.)

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 3 роки тому +19

      @@IgnobleKin I know Kev’s Irish, but I was laughing in Scottish because we also drink

    • @MEGAMAN6498
      @MEGAMAN6498 3 роки тому +2

      :Me laughs in Irish:

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 3 роки тому +4

      @@IgnobleKin yeah but for Kevin drinking is not a problem, but a solution. For the kid it is a problem since he keeps alleviating himself on the bus lol.

    • @LayneJane1999
      @LayneJane1999 3 роки тому +2

      oh aye us Scots can definitely hold our booze down!

  • @monsterglacier
    @monsterglacier 3 роки тому +334

    when kevin sold the gravestones i nearly screamed. his game is about to get corrupted

    • @twizzlytwist
      @twizzlytwist 3 роки тому +12

      Let him

    • @RiotforPeacePlz
      @RiotforPeacePlz 3 роки тому +35

      I thought the moment Kevin entered the game it became corrupted....

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 2 роки тому +4

      @@RiotforPeacePlz oh it did it

    • @nerdychocobo
      @nerdychocobo 2 роки тому +7

      I actually gasped out loud,, completely jumpscared by gravestone deletion lmao

  • @ShrekBunion
    @ShrekBunion 3 роки тому +100

    this has literally turned into the handmaids tale

  • @bridgetbellamy5846
    @bridgetbellamy5846 3 роки тому +2499

    "Oh, my child is eating rotten grilled cheese. okay."
    On an unrelated note, has anyone checked on Kevin Jr. recently?

    • @nickmuffin1722
      @nickmuffin1722 3 роки тому +93

      Didn't Kevin punt kick him into the bushes?😳

    • @m_b_a9567
      @m_b_a9567 3 роки тому +44

      xXsniperXx and Politicaltalk are..... almost dead. I mean it's not a bad thing right?.. haha :')

    • @THWhite-ip3uq
      @THWhite-ip3uq 3 роки тому +6

      @@aboma733 shut up, memecious

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому +2

      Hagrid got a new video

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 роки тому +2

      Congrats on the heart

  • @danitho
    @danitho 3 роки тому +96

    "My plan is to breed Vidcund…"
    I laughed way too hard for waaaay too long. It was just so unexpected tbh.

    • @Jazzygirl5
      @Jazzygirl5 3 роки тому

      Oh I didnt mention that part?

  • @BooTeaCheeks
    @BooTeaCheeks 3 роки тому +83

    Vidcund in the early episodes: You cannot kill me. I am eternal
    Kevin: So. You have chosen a fate worse than a thousand deaths.

  • @kkuaiii6012
    @kkuaiii6012 3 роки тому +226

    kevin just casually corrupting his game by selling the gravestones

    • @ebby268
      @ebby268 3 роки тому +2

      That’s what I was thinking too

    • @lecion2233
      @lecion2233 3 роки тому +2

      How?

    • @kkuaiii6012
      @kkuaiii6012 3 роки тому +28

      @@lecion2233 deleting gravestones in ts2 deletes half of the sims character data causing the neighbourhood to corrupt

    • @lecion2233
      @lecion2233 3 роки тому +6

      @@kkuaiii6012 well oof.. I didn't realize that. Thank you for explaining :)

    • @ruthmcnally310
      @ruthmcnally310 3 роки тому +3

      I was also cringing a bit when he sold them, knowing that wasn’t a good idea.

  • @AutocraticAnarchy
    @AutocraticAnarchy 3 роки тому +342

    I didn't go into a video promising the "darkest thing Kevin has ever done in The Sims" expecting rainbows but when he happily started selling tombstones in what I'm guessing is a totally unmodded game my goddamn heart nearly stopped

    • @FiddlebirdBlue
      @FiddlebirdBlue 3 роки тому +20

      It intrigues me that out the great number and variety of moral offenses perpetrated in this video, that was the one that got your goat

    • @AutocraticAnarchy
      @AutocraticAnarchy 3 роки тому +77

      @@FiddlebirdBlue Imagine dooming an entire universe to a slow, inevitable death by data corruption as shreds of improperly-deleted Sim data latch onto character files they shouldn't be attached to
      'cos that's what deleting tombstones (including by selling them) will do to a TS2 neighbourhood, unless you have certain widely-known mods (amongst people aware of Sims modding, anyhow) that prevent the game from sort-of-but-not deleting them in this fashion

    • @nerdychocobo
      @nerdychocobo 2 роки тому +7

      honestly I don't know if any mods can even save gravestone deletion from being corrupted

    • @yvltc
      @yvltc 2 роки тому +11

      @@nerdychocobo a mod called nounlinkondelete makes selling gravestones basically harmless, though I still don't recommend it. And by deleting gravestones I mean also other no-nos like putting gravestones in inventories or in shelves

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 11 місяців тому +1

      @@AutocraticAnarchy that's a common misconception, it's completely safe and harmless to delete tombstones in the sims 2. April Black made two videos investigating the game's code and it handles deletion very well

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 3 роки тому +51

    9:58 "My plan is to breed Vidcund so he can create a family of workers for me" I see Kevin really warmed up to Vidcund (I thought the plan was making him move in so he could be killed)

    • @alexcwright
      @alexcwright Рік тому +2

      He attempted that in the previous episode. He overwrote the save because he died, one of the kids died, and the other kid was being taken away as Kevin was dying.

  • @ethandylann
    @ethandylann 3 роки тому +665

    Kevin's Hair Is Just As Chaotic As His Sim's Life...
    Well, almost

    • @kr_sh_
      @kr_sh_ 3 роки тому +17

      I love his hair, is so precious.

    • @ethandylann
      @ethandylann 3 роки тому +7

      Kevin's heart to this comment just litterally made my life

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому

      Hagrid got a new video

    • @rapunzel9849
      @rapunzel9849 3 роки тому +3

      @@hagrid3348 shut up

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому

      @@rapunzel9849 you are inferior to me

  • @An262.
    @An262. 3 роки тому +142

    "My plan is to breed Vidcund" oh... oh Kevin.

  • @LaurenTheorist
    @LaurenTheorist 3 роки тому +55

    The cutscenes in Sims 2 are actually so cool. I wish they still had them.

  • @KDluvR23
    @KDluvR23 3 роки тому +67

    Sims 2 kids can feed themselves! You can buy an oven just for kids in the childrens category from what I remember and they will cook these giant muffins the size of their heads they can actually eat! Made it easier for me back then

  • @TimidInkSpirit
    @TimidInkSpirit 3 роки тому +122

    Kevin: *sells gravestones*
    Me, remembering corruption: *starts sweating*

  • @alimica
    @alimica 3 роки тому +49

    Tbh it's odd that I didn't feel the need to comment when Kevin was doing the messed up things but as soon as he deleted the gravestones (which will delete like half of the sims file of whom was killed) I was like omfg he's gonna corrupt his entire hood... Maybe that was the plan all along

  • @aycayldrm8163
    @aycayldrm8163 3 роки тому +817

    it actually physically hurt me seeing kevin sell the gravestones
    also the penguin in the middle of the summer is a good indicator that the game is corrupt, oops

    • @amydeath
      @amydeath 3 роки тому +99

      That explains a Lot 😬

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 3 роки тому +22

      LMAOOOO

    • @Myne1001
      @Myne1001 3 роки тому +96

      R.I.P The The UA-camr Family

    • @bumbleberryshortcake6099
      @bumbleberryshortcake6099 3 роки тому +11

      OH BOY

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 3 роки тому +64

      It was? I do recall seeing Penguins in Sims 2 a lot, regardless of season...

  • @Resurrectonomitron
    @Resurrectonomitron 3 роки тому +74

    Kevin selling the tombstones just gave me horrible memories of all my graves being destroyed in the apocalypse challenge I did and the corruption issues that followed. I won't play without the grave link mod now just in case lmao

    • @pinguke123
      @pinguke123 3 роки тому +17

      I'm not sure if deleting graves caused this corruption but years ago my dog started acting like a human male and was on 2 legs, spaghetti pot in hand and trying to use the toilet while "hands" were behind their back oh lord

    • @thepokemonqueen
      @thepokemonqueen 3 роки тому +12

      @@pinguke123 that sounds like game corruption to me, but I could be wrong

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 3 роки тому +11

      @@pinguke123 that happens all the time to my dog and I don’t even play the sims

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 3 роки тому +3

      @@sixfeetundertheradar6080 Are you sure that's a dog and not a weredog or a furry?

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 3 роки тому +1

      @@sapphireblue4031 well..I did take in the pup during a Comic-Con… oh dear i just now noticed how it never blinks

  • @akhaiiro
    @akhaiiro 3 роки тому +459

    It's amazing how drowning a pregnant person isn't even the darkest thing in this episode

    • @erviatangerine5108
      @erviatangerine5108 Рік тому +20

      Also I was surprised that in Sims 2 pregnant people weren't immortal, like in Sims 4. Ah, I miss the old Sims games

    • @damilinot
      @damilinot 10 місяців тому

      ​I'm pretty sure pregnant sims can die in sims 4

    • @erviatangerine5108
      @erviatangerine5108 10 місяців тому

      @@damilinot no, they actually can't 💁 There is a mod to fix this))

    • @damilinot
      @damilinot 10 місяців тому

      @@erviatangerine5108 weird, I could've sworn my pregnant sim recently died

  • @dylannecros3636
    @dylannecros3636 3 роки тому +26

    "Off to my death my darling" was surprisingly catchy.

  • @gummibear3457
    @gummibear3457 3 роки тому +171

    "I couldn't torture him like that"
    You literally tried to burn him to death

  • @evest7829
    @evest7829 3 роки тому +600

    Kevin: *sells gravestones*
    Me, a seasoned sims addict: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HORROR
    For those who don't know, selling gravestones leads to game corruption.

    • @minebrandon95264
      @minebrandon95264 3 роки тому +44

      yeah i was worried too, but after that there was a want involving Lazlo

    • @nekosalad8308
      @nekosalad8308 3 роки тому +54

      game corruption? what do you mean? and is this a mechanic or a bug?

    • @sepiasmith5065
      @sepiasmith5065 3 роки тому +7

      HUH??? HOW??

    • @XMewMoonLightAkitaoX
      @XMewMoonLightAkitaoX 3 роки тому +157

      @@nekosalad8308 Graves contain data which when deleted, really messes the game up and it can become unplayable. You can find videos on this subject on youtube, it is pretty interesting.

    • @evest7829
      @evest7829 3 роки тому +172

      @@sepiasmith5065 Graves are treated as Sims by the game. So when you delete a gravestone, you damage the attached character file. The game mechanics that are associated with that character file (memories of other sims involving the deleted Sim, gossip, etc.) will spread that damage and the neighborhood eventually becomes unplayable.

  • @seal8900
    @seal8900 3 роки тому +173

    Hi Kevin, I know you probably won’t see this, but you helped me through some dark times and I wanted to say thank you from me and all people who am have been in similar situations to me :)

    • @obo5059
      @obo5059 3 роки тому +12

      Aww, he saw your message and hearted it! He helped me in tough times too. Nice red panda pfp btw.

    • @seal8900
      @seal8900 3 роки тому +3

      @@obo5059 thanks, I made it my pfp when I was 9 and it just stuck

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 3 роки тому +2

      Congrats!!!

    • @xlonelysweetiex3709
      @xlonelysweetiex3709 3 роки тому +2

      Hey Seal its Nope how are you man we havent spoke in awhile well at least I think its you

    • @seal8900
      @seal8900 3 роки тому +1

      @@xlonelysweetiex3709 oh hey dude, sorry I haven’t been in the discord, I’ve just been caught up with other stuff

  • @eremaea4854
    @eremaea4854 3 роки тому +43

    That "Skip to my Lou" parody over the footage of that guy merrily skipping across the screen on his way to certain death was way too hilarious.

  • @droppedpasta
    @droppedpasta 3 роки тому +40

    “Enjoying trying to earn my own way” is not how I would’ve described the first two videos.

  • @sailorcat1303
    @sailorcat1303 3 роки тому +273

    "Maybe the secret to happiness is being a furry."
    -Call Me Kevin the 2.72 Million Subscribers UA-camr

    • @qaxiumite9193
      @qaxiumite9193 3 роки тому +6

      I was watchin this video in the background and i heard this...
      now i gotta rewind

  • @sandranygren3062
    @sandranygren3062 3 роки тому +67

    you could have let Pascal give birth to his alien baby before drowning him for extra workforce

  • @Malu-di1ur
    @Malu-di1ur 3 роки тому +94

    I thought I was used to Kevin's plans but hearing him say "breed Vidcund" actually surprised me. It evoked an emotional response.

  • @SaraIsTired
    @SaraIsTired 3 роки тому +100

    Kevin coming home and celebrating while his kids cry is a mood

  • @CapnCrimson
    @CapnCrimson 3 роки тому +151

    Kevin's playing Strangetown and deleting tombs, he's on a highway to game corruption!

    • @CapnCrimson
      @CapnCrimson Рік тому +3

      Coming back to this comment after April Black unveiling it's not actually that bad 🙃

  • @zombiewarrior225
    @zombiewarrior225 3 роки тому +180

    "I want to breed Vicund". I think that's content for a different website...

  • @vwkflynn
    @vwkflynn 3 роки тому +137

    Alternate title: Kevin invents eleventh century home life.

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 3 роки тому +80

    Ooh, my favorite. Sims suffering.

    • @oakleythetree3104
      @oakleythetree3104 3 роки тому +3

      It's only been out 3 minutes 😃"

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 3 роки тому +2

      @@oakleythetree3104 notifications

    • @aboma733
      @aboma733 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/vLLF89xkDE8/v-deo.html

    • @rapunzel9849
      @rapunzel9849 3 роки тому +2

      @@aboma733 reported

  • @MimiWalburga
    @MimiWalburga 2 роки тому +108

    I love how you chose the one sim in the game who, according to his character arc, actually is into being abducted and impregnated by aliens

  • @skunkyraccoon7572
    @skunkyraccoon7572 3 роки тому +118

    Kevin: Gets sim abducted by aliens (the first time)
    Me, an avid Sims 2 player: Oh god.
    Kevin moves Pascal in
    Me: Oh fuck.
    Kevin: Sells gravestones
    Me, an avid Sims 2 player: KEVIN NO!!!
    Kevin, if you're going to do that I am goind to recommend getting a mod that stops that from corrupting the game 😶
    Actually there's an entire list of mods I could recommend to avoid breaking things 😂😂

    • @avryantoinette
      @avryantoinette 3 роки тому +3

      Ooh, could you explain more? I've never really gotten into the sims 2

    • @avryantoinette
      @avryantoinette 3 роки тому +2

      @Cooldude Shaner interesting. thank you!

  • @Hardhatharpy
    @Hardhatharpy 3 роки тому +219

    Plot twist: Kevin did this to try to strengthen his power to stand up to Jim. His efforts will be futile of course cause Jim is too powerful

    • @sosigfairy1226
      @sosigfairy1226 3 роки тому +8

      I'm not too sure any more, CallMeKevin The UA-camr is shaping up to be worse than Jim imo!

    • @hagrid3348
      @hagrid3348 3 роки тому

      Hagrid got a new video

    • @rapunzel9849
      @rapunzel9849 3 роки тому +4

      @@sosigfairy1226 report my fake

    • @jimpickens7124
      @jimpickens7124 3 роки тому +6

      He is my puppet and he will bend to my will

  • @xSunnyFlowersx
    @xSunnyFlowersx 3 роки тому +114

    As soon as Kevin said “ Today, I got a plan “ I instantly went “ Oh no “.

  • @Calpian
    @Calpian 3 роки тому +45

    It's kind of impressive that you managed to find something even darker to do in this game

  • @Logan-xo9uc
    @Logan-xo9uc 3 роки тому +36

    “Theres alot of nuance to it” kevins actually right, its really hard to play the sims WRONG like this, since the game seems to not want to let you most of the time

  • @cronus7500
    @cronus7500 3 роки тому +23

    So honestly out of all the things this series could've brought to the table, it wasn't breeding vidcund with aliens so you could create a worker army that I would've assumed. I'm shocked at how this channel never fails to surprise me.

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 3 роки тому +115

    "I'm part of the family now. Just make it quick and painless."
    Kevin: 😈

  • @manuman5319
    @manuman5319 3 роки тому +18

    I'm glad Vidcund didn't die earlier because this is glorious

  • @Darkovika
    @Darkovika 3 роки тому +40

    I think this ACTUALLY is the darkest thing he’s ever done, lmfao, and it’s ART

  • @waldo2543
    @waldo2543 3 роки тому +74

    "how far into the breeding process are we" definetely not my best line to end a date with

  • @Vialleynie
    @Vialleynie 3 роки тому +35

    NEVER sell gravestones in The Sims 2 you completely break the neighborhood

  • @Slacker420
    @Slacker420 3 роки тому +75

    *Sells graves for 150$ each* “This is the greatest money making scheme ever!” No Kevin inviting him to your house was. But you just bought 16ish statues with that “investment”

  • @maanodessers
    @maanodessers 3 роки тому +27

    Kevin: This is the darkest thing I've ever done in the sims.
    Me, knowing about all the stuff he's done before: oh no

  • @spicytydirium4601
    @spicytydirium4601 3 роки тому +40

    “May be the darkest plan I’ve ever done in the Sims” I don’t know, killing your entire neighbourhood seems pretty bad

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real Рік тому +27

    personally i really dig the character development of Kevin The UA-camr and Vidcund's slow enemies to friends to lovers to prisoners relationship, it's really touching

  • @liurabaum8746
    @liurabaum8746 3 роки тому +9

    18:24 the screams and the music, and he casually talking... Ahhh gives me LIFE
    PD: I'm so illegally downloading the Sims 2. It looks so much better that I remember 😊

  • @cara8358
    @cara8358 3 роки тому +38

    oh no he deleted the gravestones there's gonna be corruption

  • @sellkiies1730
    @sellkiies1730 3 роки тому +19

    6:06 the biggest shock of my childhood was playing the Curious household for the first time and find out that Pascal was indeed pregnant.

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 роки тому +4

      I fricking love that family

    • @987liss
      @987liss 3 роки тому +8

      I tried killing him off because he coudln't seem to lose weight and I thought there was something wrong with him... man was I shocked when he suddenly popped out a baby

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 роки тому +3

      @@987liss It was a profoundly traumatic experience for everyone involved.
      I think it was one of the first premade households I entered, and it made me fear the game a little bit more.

  • @pink_waffle
    @pink_waffle 3 роки тому +41

    "My plan is to breed Vidcund"
    *Oh no*

  • @glanni
    @glanni 3 роки тому +29

    Nooo Kevin sold the gravestones! His game is DOOMED!

  • @rand0mn33ss
    @rand0mn33ss 3 роки тому +15

    I feel like the fact that I got an ad for grilled cheese during this episode couldn't be more perfect.

  • @pliny3161
    @pliny3161 3 роки тому +120

    The darkest thing you've ever done in the sims - that's a pretty big claim kevin!

    • @cinnastag
      @cinnastag 3 роки тому +7

      Well...technically it is the wirst thing *he* has done, Jim is a different entity entirely...a god even

  • @ShadowTheLion
    @ShadowTheLion 3 роки тому +22

    Kevin, Kevin doesn't need to cook he can just summon grilled cheese

  • @yuka_aia5230
    @yuka_aia5230 3 роки тому +42

    "This is the darkest thing I've ever done in the sims"
    Ah yes but in the wise words of Homer Simpson, the darkest thing you've ever done in the sims...so far

  • @flamingo2946
    @flamingo2946 3 роки тому +55

    Kevin's plan is more evil than even he imagines. He's doomed the whole world selling those tombstones

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly, that's the actual darkest thing he's ever done in the Sims

  • @steakslapn9724
    @steakslapn9724 3 роки тому +9

    The worst thing I did in the Sims was make a super romantic character based visually on mclovin, then went around town having woohoo with old people till they have a heart attack and keep a collection of their urns. It was a dark time in the neighborhood.