I met Shurkou at the grocery store the other day. He was in line just before me. When it was his turn the cashier said hello and he just lifted a finger and went "Can you shut the freak up? It's carousel, you're about to make me go DEAD LAST☝️" While looking down at his phone. I was so embarrassed for him. The cashier rolled her eyes and scanned his 6-pack of mustard. He just threw bills at her and said "FORTUNE" a bunch. They were all 100's. I hope I never see him again in person.
The unluckiest game I've played was with fortune. I had the only combination where I could hit 250 cashout without 7 fortune, which was: Tiniest titan, metabolic accelerator, 3 fortune before 3-3. I was at 110 stacks with 15 health and I decided to push my luck again for the memes. I got a 5. There was no way I could make it out alive with that low health. Then I hit ahri kiss and I went actually insane. I had 30 + 45 health at stage 4-3. It was surely a 250 cashout. To not risk it, I decided to put 2 items on zoe. After Carousel, I went against the strongest guy in the lobby who had a 10 round winstreak and I won. I was at 160 stacks with no way to die and the first guy was actually ass, more ass than a 1 star zoe with 2 items and no frontline items. I had no combat augments. What's worse was the cashout. After that I started preparing for the cashout, so I made frontline items and mage items. Then I hit the worst cash out in history: Bard 3. Honestly everytime I think about that game I want to cover myself in mustard and go outside naked, so I can get arrested for sexual harrasment. There's no other way I can stop playing TFT and that was trauma inducing.
brotherman in this video flames these higher elo players and easily clap them one by one. the grindings in the smurf really paid off. i am so proud of brotherman.
what the frick is Riot cooking with that Annie code, if she dies after casting they make the Tibbers model disappear while Annie's corpse just gets teleported into the air.
why does brotherman say its bad when he rolled a 1 early game? do u get more stacks if u roll a higher number? from what i could tell u get the same stacks per losses whether u roll a 1 or a 6 no?
I met Shurkou at the grocery store the other day. He was in line just before me. When it was his turn the cashier said hello and he just lifted a finger and went "Can you shut the freak up? It's carousel, you're about to make me go DEAD LAST☝️" While looking down at his phone. I was so embarrassed for him. The cashier rolled her eyes and scanned his 6-pack of mustard. He just threw bills at her and said "FORTUNE" a bunch. They were all 100's. I hope I never see him again in person.
you are insane (not offending)
any porn?
Wait Fr?
you are insane (with intention to offend)
Any proof? Beside this sh¡t?
Guys,
I saw shurkou at the gym showers offering a hedge fund to anyone who helped him finish first. In his babussy, Brotherman. You feel me???
Lolololol that ending
The unluckiest game I've played was with fortune. I had the only combination where I could hit 250 cashout without 7 fortune, which was: Tiniest titan, metabolic accelerator, 3 fortune before 3-3. I was at 110 stacks with 15 health and I decided to push my luck again for the memes. I got a 5. There was no way I could make it out alive with that low health. Then I hit ahri kiss and I went actually insane. I had 30 + 45 health at stage 4-3. It was surely a 250 cashout. To not risk it, I decided to put 2 items on zoe. After Carousel, I went against the strongest guy in the lobby who had a 10 round winstreak and I won. I was at 160 stacks with no way to die and the first guy was actually ass, more ass than a 1 star zoe with 2 items and no frontline items. I had no combat augments.
What's worse was the cashout. After that I started preparing for the cashout, so I made frontline items and mage items. Then I hit the worst cash out in history: Bard 3.
Honestly everytime I think about that game I want to cover myself in mustard and go outside naked, so I can get arrested for sexual harrasment. There's no other way I can stop playing TFT and that was trauma inducing.
Mustard, man.
thats a lot of words to say you went dead last brotherman
TLDR: Mustard
13:25 annie doing a criss angel
Respect brotherman for not making a 'knocked up' joke with Annie
what the frick brotherman got the ketchup shirt where’s my mustard?!
pretty sure that guy was hoping to grief your loss streak on purpose, lol.
going for the sword the second he said "sword for shojin" proved it
turns out he gifted the win because that was a perfect cashout
that ending had me on the floor. you’re amazing brotherman
Imagine being earlier than brotherman's german girlfriends
u mean kaisa?
Probably shakira
omg that rolldown was clean xd
there is a new easteregg with fortune with 9 fortunes u get the tree in the middle of the board and it shoots gold and making dmg
i hit fortune 7, estimated gold at 160g perfect game internet crashed, lost 7th place. i went insane.
brotherman in this video flames these higher elo players and easily clap them one by one. the grindings in the smurf really paid off. i am so proud of brotherman.
24:09 what goes around comes around
3 star Nautilus and Galio full ap is wild
what the frick is Riot cooking with that Annie code, if she dies after casting they make the Tibbers model disappear while Annie's corpse just gets teleported into the air.
When we gonna get a new shurkou schurke vid drop?
why does brotherman say its bad when he rolled a 1 early game? do u get more stacks if u roll a higher number? from what i could tell u get the same stacks per losses whether u roll a 1 or a 6 no?
La Paqueta ahh looking brotherman
Had a similar 2% annie at 2-6, but I rolled 4-6-6, and died. XD
Brotherman is a jax main?
Since when did Shurkou "crash out"... 💀
Teemo! Teemo! Teemo!😄
brotherman seem "like" annie too much
Like a baus
i find it hilarious that he's complaining about the guy who full opened, yet he does the exact same thing on scuttle paddle/crab rave usually
on pve rounds though not pvp
@@kaanakgul9691nah, he sacks the entirety of stage 2
for the algorythm
We windows
I hit a rare mustard shirt drop in my pandry, then I wore it for five weeks straight, the rest is history.
FIRST BROTHER MAN
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this set is so rigid and low roll i cant wait for .5 or next set brotherboy
i think ht efirst guy was trying to grief you on purpose. kinda cringe considering you were just at 2-2 with 1 stack lmao
You need to stop... thiy fortune adiction will never get me out of gold..
It is possible to play fortune without losing 99 health btw.
FIRST BROTHER MAN