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  • @wildpiercy1141
    @wildpiercy1141 6 років тому +534

    When the warlock multiclasses bard

  • @hawkwilliams8355
    @hawkwilliams8355 6 років тому +719

    Now I have an image in my head of Nyarlathotep dressed in a cheap suit banging this out in a smoky, non-euclidean dive bar surrounded by many-tentacled eldritch horrors, all drinking their sorrows away. Fantastic.

    • @RedstoNeman0
      @RedstoNeman0 6 років тому +33

      he sorta did in "Nyarlatothep", dude can be cool af sometimes.

    • @nlb137
      @nlb137 6 років тому +74

      A man walks up the pianist and says "You know you're a terrifying monstrosity?"
      The pianist responds "Hum a few bars and I'll pick it up."

    • @nerdycannon6942
      @nerdycannon6942 6 років тому +55

      Now Hastur at the bar is a friend of mine
      He has a sign that I can't unsee
      And he's quick with a croak or to mesmerize a bloke
      But there's someplace that he'd rather be
      He says, "Tep, I believe this is killing me"
      As the gore dripped off of his face
      "Well I'm sure that I could be a theater star
      If I could get out of this place"

    • @valritz1489
      @valritz1489 6 років тому +39

      And the cultists are practicing sacrifice
      While the scholars, they slowly despair
      Yes they're sharing a drink they call "Decadence"
      But it's better than facing R'lyeh

    • @nerdycannon6942
      @nerdycannon6942 6 років тому +31

      Now Yig is a spotted snake enthusiast
      Who's worshipers live serpentine lifes
      And he's talkin' with a yith, who's faded in to myth
      Thanks to his species shoggoth strifes.

  • @void.control
    @void.control 6 років тому +371

    What I like about this is that the juxtaposition is obviously humorous but the way the song is performed actually sounds legitimately sincere, and I really love hearing that.

  • @ACruelPicture
    @ACruelPicture 6 років тому +31

    I can serious hear this as the end theme of a film adaptation of a Lovecraft story.

  • @zonesthesia
    @zonesthesia 6 років тому +331

    Lead me to the man responsible for this so I might indenture myself to his eternal service.

    • @JulianVelard1
      @JulianVelard1  6 років тому +76

      I am here

    • @zonesthesia
      @zonesthesia 6 років тому +21

      I am SO EMBARASSED! *blushes* Srsly, tho, send me a pm if you want to go grab drinks.

    • @zonesthesia
      @zonesthesia 6 років тому +8

      We got it all worked out. ;-)

    • @JulianVelard1
      @JulianVelard1  6 років тому +14

      We did? Still waiting on my award.

    • @zonesthesia
      @zonesthesia 6 років тому +8

      Check your fb inbox, o dark servant of he shall not be named!

  • @nicko6773
    @nicko6773 4 роки тому +80

    At 2:51, that wistful delivery of "I have scanned the vast ivy-clad palace" gets me every time.
    This is actually unironically good. I applaud you, good sir.

  • @Brianna-eo8nu
    @Brianna-eo8nu 6 років тому +112

    I really hope somebody shows this to Guillermo del Toro.

  • @Gary-rs1re
    @Gary-rs1re 6 років тому +108

    This will now and forever be what Nyarlathotep's voice will sound like in my head. Thanks -_-

    • @Cajaquarius
      @Cajaquarius 6 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/B7eMh0Kr4Mk/v-deo.html
      This should fix that.

  • @skovner
    @skovner 2 місяці тому +2

    I think this is a great song to listen to before going to bed - through the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber....

  • @AlphaWhelp
    @AlphaWhelp 6 років тому +191

    This must be the lullaby that Nyarlathotep sings to Azathoth

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 3 роки тому +22

    Thanks, I can't read Nemesis anymore without hearing Piano Man.

  • @MrFPRdz
    @MrFPRdz 6 років тому +128

    This is the only version that matters as it is the one that carries out the entire tune till the end

    • @fortune8408
      @fortune8408 6 років тому +2

      MrFPRdz What would it be without the melody? Nothing.

    • @IanBurkePerry
      @IanBurkePerry 6 років тому +12

      This guy's voice is great, though given that this is going viral he might want to take the time to record a new version, as he's off on a few words here (i.e. abysses, pharaoh's first), still impressive, though!

    • @MrFPRdz
      @MrFPRdz 6 років тому +5

      IanBurkePerry yeeeeeees I didn’t want to be the one to mention it but yes yes yes that absolutely bothers me and I try to make it work by trying to pronounce abysses in a way that doesn’t bother me but I can’t he definitely should re record but idk if we will have the same type of magic he presented with his first version, thank you for mentioning it

  • @TomboyRespector
    @TomboyRespector Рік тому +33

    This masterpiece was made before AI song making took off. Let that sink in.

    • @isnotmimi
      @isnotmimi 2 місяці тому +1

      What does this mean? People made well performed funny songs before AI, it's not that surprising, am I missing something?

  • @skovner
    @skovner 2 роки тому +4

    This is great, and the shoggoth on my roof agrees

  • @evnchw
    @evnchw 6 років тому +213

    This is the best thing on the internet

  • @ChroniclerAether
    @ChroniclerAether 3 роки тому +30

    Let me tell you a story, one of a student, much stressed, who found that this song hit the right level of mindless melody and intricacy that allowed it to slither into their subconscious to elicit a strange, studious calm.
    Much was this song played in the lead-up to the bane of all students, the onslaught of exams and cumulative projects.
    Some say that the student, still studying, *still* studying, has absorbed the song. They are yet unable to recite the poem verbatim, but will be able to sing it after hearing just a few bars of the song, forgetting the words again as soon as the music ends.
    (Help. *laughs*)

  • @ValerianMacMillan
    @ValerianMacMillan 4 роки тому +9

    This never, in all my aeons of sorrow, grows old.

  • @wolframironside5858
    @wolframironside5858 Рік тому +4

    This is calming with a sense of deep time and endless aeons. A perfect yin yang balance

  • @8tymology
    @8tymology Рік тому +7

    H.P. ianoman

  • @tesseraph
    @tesseraph 6 років тому +95

    You know how sometimes a cover becomes the definitive version of a song?
    This is one of those times.

  • @thomaskilmer
    @thomaskilmer 6 років тому +35

    I'm torn between laughing hysterically and shutting up so I can listen to your gorgeous voice.

  • @america8706
    @america8706 5 років тому +15

    As a huge fan of Billy Joel and currently beginning my journey into H.P. Lovecrafts world this is great.

  • @joshuagrant3299
    @joshuagrant3299 Рік тому +7

    This is what happens when Randolph Carter decides to just get wasted and play piano.

  • @GrombarSmash
    @GrombarSmash 6 років тому +26

    I sang this at karaoke last Friday.

    • @JulianVelard1
      @JulianVelard1  6 років тому +9

      This version???

    • @GrombarSmash
      @GrombarSmash 6 років тому +8

      Yep, I practiced by watching your video a bunch of times.

  • @cumulushair2051
    @cumulushair2051 6 років тому +176

    this is now the only version of piano man i will ever listen to.

  • @Paleopiper
    @Paleopiper 6 років тому +20

    I'm playing this in my first lecture of the term in Historical Geology today...verses 2 & 3 are perfect.

  • @flair541
    @flair541 4 роки тому +14

    I picture Cthulhu going around our universe in its infancy, just looking at the birthing of planets and the odd super-sized dead civilization.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 6 місяців тому

      Cthulhu was created by the melding of an entire species into one super being..

    • @flair541
      @flair541 6 місяців тому

      @@randallbesch2424 where was that written?

  • @foadrightnow5725
    @foadrightnow5725 3 роки тому +8

    I don't know a damn thing about H.P. Lovecraft or his work, but I have to say, those are some absolutely brilliant lyrics! You, sir, are, without a doubt, a very talented and uniquely clever fellow! Thanks for sharing!

  • @bimproctor7019
    @bimproctor7019 5 років тому +11

    This is unceasingly fantastic. I can already feel my sanity eroding. I welcome it.

  • @frederickburton3440
    @frederickburton3440 4 роки тому +10

    When I wore non-euclidean cloooooooothes.

  • @cyclos12
    @cyclos12 3 роки тому +6

    You actually made me memorize this poem, the lyrics of your song don't include the whole of the lyrics of the poem so I had to look it up

  • @AmberLecuyer
    @AmberLecuyer 6 років тому +37

    Play this at my funeral.

  • @milkwater1204
    @milkwater1204 5 років тому +1

    this is utterly incomprehensible and indescribable

    • @davidcross9811
      @davidcross9811 5 років тому +1

      Milkwater just like an eldritch abomination

  • @tylerbrown8098
    @tylerbrown8098 6 років тому +16

    This needs a constant, unsettling slow-zoom just like the other one.

  • @nostalgicmodernist1399
    @nostalgicmodernist1399 6 років тому +9

    This is weirdly sublime and moving. Thank you.

  • @Dwatthaell
    @Dwatthaell 6 років тому +16

    Damn, Julian... you actually sound like Billy Joel singing this... epic :)

  • @GuitarRocker2008
    @GuitarRocker2008 6 років тому +134

    Chant us a spell, you're the great old one
    Chant us a spell tonight
    Well, this all is so completely maddening
    And you've got us quakeing with fright

    • @skovner
      @skovner 2 роки тому

      This is up there with Wierd Al

  • @CandyManCriminal
    @CandyManCriminal 6 років тому +10

    i've been listening to this almost constantly for 2 days
    i think i have a problem
    its so well done i dont even mind the few small mistakes
    but im sure they've been pointed out, so i wont bother
    dat smooth buttery voice

  • @BillChmura
    @BillChmura 6 років тому +2

    This is amazing. I can't read the poem anymore without hearing this song in the background.

  • @slugfly
    @slugfly 6 років тому +1

    A whole album of this would be fucking amazing!

  • @s4d653
    @s4d653 2 роки тому +3

    I've been listening to this song for seven days at a volume a little above acceptable and this is making my neighbors act strangely. They always have a huge smile on their face and at the same time a slight look of concern.
    Sao Paulo, 06/13/2022

  • @SuperSpyKindaGuy
    @SuperSpyKindaGuy 6 років тому +3

    Your voice brings a smile to my face very time, and I am about 76.4 % sure your albums made my grandfathers cancer go into remission. Thanks for that.

  • @sagedelphin9488
    @sagedelphin9488 2 роки тому +2

    This still rings sweet in ears uncounted. Thank you for your art.

  • @RememberTheDead
    @RememberTheDead 2 роки тому +13

    I always come back to this absolute masterwork. The sheer gusto in the delivery of "Ooooh GREAT was the sin of my spirit! And great is the reach of its doooooom!" sends me every time.

  • @dangerjoe8911
    @dangerjoe8911 6 років тому +3

    This, indeed, is an aid in memorizing nemesis

  • @arlem525
    @arlem525 6 років тому +255

    This is wonderful EXCEPT that it is abysses, not abscesses. The former is a bottomless pit, the latter are infected sores draining with pus. But still thank you! Nemesis is my favorite Lovecraft poem and Piano Man is my favorite Billy Joel song.

    • @draeath
      @draeath 6 років тому +28

      He also sings "I was old when the first Pharaohs mounted" instead of "I was old when the Pharaohs first mounted" but yes - this is extraordinary :D

    • @daltonmortimer7735
      @daltonmortimer7735 6 років тому +20

      And its epochs not epics but screw it

    • @arlem525
      @arlem525 6 років тому +8

      And 3 entire lines were cut (the 5th lines of 3 stanzas), still it's brilliant.

    • @Kutulhu
      @Kutulhu 6 років тому +6

      Epoch is pronounced 'epic', not EE-pok.

    • @Kutulhu
      @Kutulhu 6 років тому +10

      But also, perhaps those changes are to get as close as possible to Piano Man, the song, for the purposes of aural pleasure.

  • @skovner
    @skovner 2 роки тому +4

    I believe this song will survive strange aeons and never die

  • @Phaota
    @Phaota 6 років тому +2

    That was just awesome. It's amazing the old poem fits so perfectly with Joel's classic tune.

  • @SinisterGerbils
    @SinisterGerbils 6 років тому +8

    Instructions unclear, my tentacles got stuck in a ceiling fan.

  • @marshmallowbudgie
    @marshmallowbudgie 3 роки тому +1

    two New England classics, together at last

  • @matravnos
    @matravnos 6 років тому +2

    Thank you. I needed this in my life.

  • @racheljarrett8275
    @racheljarrett8275 3 роки тому +1

    A genuinely beautiful song about unspeakable horrors and insanity 🐙 10/10

  • @House_of_Caine
    @House_of_Caine 3 роки тому +2

    Not sure why, but I always break into tears by the last line of the last verse

  • @skovner
    @skovner 2 роки тому +1

    I give this an irrational number of tentacles up!

  • @eleanorehowe8140
    @eleanorehowe8140 6 років тому +1

    This is genuinely fantastic, even as a standalone song!

  • @jrynedanielson
    @jrynedanielson 6 років тому +12

    This is so awesome. AND, it's well done. Put this somewhere I can buy it.

  • @margaretoxley4720
    @margaretoxley4720 6 років тому +1

    Heard this on CBC Jan. 23rd...fabulous!

  • @chaosfive55
    @chaosfive55 6 років тому +51

    I've often re-worked Joel's "Allen-Town" into "Arkham-Town":
    "Oh yes we're nervous here in Arkham Town,
    And they had to close the mortuary down;
    'Cause the dead got up and walked awaaaay...
    Well, that's what they say..."

    • @P99AT
      @P99AT 6 років тому +2

      That also works to the tune of "Uptown Girl".

    • @JamminPanda
      @JamminPanda 6 років тому +3

      I find it funny that H.P. Lovecraft basically created Arkham city in D.C. comics.

  • @owlfrog
    @owlfrog Рік тому +2

    It's the theremin and synth in the instrumental sections

  • @trash.videos1573
    @trash.videos1573 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit this is amazing. Thank you for this blessing!

  • @amandagrace3588
    @amandagrace3588 6 років тому +1

    ZOMG. This is GREAT. It’s like you spied on my childhood!

  • @benjamincliff9033
    @benjamincliff9033 6 років тому +1

    This man is a hero. Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

  • @MrJrHope
    @MrJrHope 6 років тому +2

    This is truly awenspiring. I love hearing familliar tones to different lyrics and this was a great find!

  • @ArtistLisaM
    @ArtistLisaM 5 років тому +2

    I was looking for a Cthulu reference while working on some gift art for a friend, somehow stumbled onto this... And I am SO happy I did.

  • @blu3c3lt
    @blu3c3lt 6 років тому +2

    This is wonderful. Well done good sir. Brilliant.

  • @PavarottiAardvark
    @PavarottiAardvark 6 років тому +4

    This song is the reason I want my next D&D character to be an Ithilid Bard...

  • @discojoe3
    @discojoe3 6 років тому +3

    Well... this is the best thing ever.

  • @DavidLiamStone
    @DavidLiamStone 6 років тому +2

    Thanks this is just rinky dinky! Made my day! Or my unspeakable aeon!

  • @bruceshark5501
    @bruceshark5501 6 років тому +1

    This is incredible....
    Gonna hafta memorize this.....

  • @xahpookx
    @xahpookx 6 років тому +1

    this is incredible

  • @TVEyeDirt1970
    @TVEyeDirt1970 6 років тому +2

    words fail me in the face of this

  • @larrylovehandle8472
    @larrylovehandle8472 6 років тому +2

    This is the best version, awesome.

  • @kariscoyne1886
    @kariscoyne1886 5 років тому +5

    this is now my tinder bio

  • @ilovemuffins1337
    @ilovemuffins1337 6 років тому +1

    Fantastic. I think this is my 20th listen

  • @CrashKinkaide
    @CrashKinkaide 6 років тому

    Glorious. Absolutely perfect in every way.

  • @mrredeef
    @mrredeef 6 років тому

    Fully captured everything that drew me to lovecraft in this one song.

  • @danfelder8062
    @danfelder8062 6 років тому +1

    This is objectively wonderful.

  • @kot23
    @kot23 6 років тому +1

    Wonderful, it got stuck in my mind since the first time I've heard it. It is amazing how well it fits, not only the tempo and words, but the weirdly merry feeling of the song to Lovecraft's haunted text. Respect! Could be used as music/voice over in a mythos film...

  • @stevenmewett4489
    @stevenmewett4489 6 років тому +1

    This is all kinds of amazing. Great work!

  • @cjtuthill
    @cjtuthill 6 років тому +1

    Thank you for brightening my day. This is brilliant!

  • @NewWakfuFan
    @NewWakfuFan 6 років тому +20

    To Police the Artist is to Maim the Sublime

  • @headcase31780
    @headcase31780 6 років тому +1

    I am in love with this

  • @AvatarNaty
    @AvatarNaty 3 роки тому +3

    Thro’ the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber,
    Past the wan-moon’d abysses of night,
    I have liv’d o’er my lives without number,
    I have sounded all things with my sight;
    And I struggle and shriek ere the daybreak, being driven to madness with fright.
    I have whirl’d with the earth at the dawning,
    When the sky was a vaporous flame;
    I have seen the dark universe yawning,
    Where the black planets roll without aim;
    Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or lustre or name.
    I had drifted o’er seas without ending,
    Under sinister grey-clouded skies
    That the many-fork’d lightning is rending,
    That resound with hysterical cries;
    With the moans of invisible daemons that out of the green waters rise.
    I have plung’d like a deer thro’ the arches
    Of the hoary primordial grove,
    Where the oaks feel the presence that marches
    And stalks on where no spirit dares rove;
    And I flee from a thing that surrounds me, and leers thro’ dead branches above.
    I have stumbled by cave-ridden mountains
    That rise barren and bleak from the plain,
    I have drunk of the fog-foetid fountains
    That ooze down to the marsh and the main;
    And in hot cursed tarns I have seen things I care not to gaze on again.
    I have scann’d the vast ivy-clad palace,
    I have trod its untenanted hall,
    Where the moon writhing up from the valleys
    Shews the tapestried things on the wall;
    Strange figures discordantly woven, which I cannot endure to recall.
    I have peer’d from the casement in wonder
    At the mouldering meadows around,
    At the many-roof’d village laid under
    The curse of a grave-girdled ground;
    And from rows of white urn-carven marble I listen intently for sound.
    I have haunted the tombs of the ages,
    I have flown on the pinions of fear
    Where the smoke-belching Erebus rages,
    Where the jokulls loom snow-clad and drear:
    And in realms where the sun of the desert consumes what it never can cheer.
    I was old when the Pharaohs first mounted
    The jewel-deck’d throne by the Nile;
    I was old in those epochs uncounted
    When I, and I only, was vile;
    And Man, yet untainted and happy, dwelt in bliss on the far Arctic isle.
    Oh, great was the sin of my spirit,
    And great is the reach of its doom;
    Not the pity of Heaven can cheer it,
    Nor can respite be found in the tomb:
    Down the infinite aeons come beating the wings of unmerciful gloom.
    Thro’ the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber,
    Past the wan-moon’d abysses of night,
    I have liv’d o’er my lives without number,
    I have sounded all things with my sight;
    And I struggle and shriek ere the daybreak, being driven to madness with fright.

  • @robertdochter277
    @robertdochter277 4 роки тому +1

    These lyrics remind me of the scene from Doctor Strange, where Stephen is sent careening aimlessly through the various dimensions in awestruck terror!

  • @wastehazey6468
    @wastehazey6468 5 років тому

    I didn't know how much I needed this

  • @bruh1322
    @bruh1322 6 років тому +15

    Your voice is like smooth butter.

  • @Atreus21
    @Atreus21 5 років тому +9

    I guess he's too old now, but I sure wish Billy Joel would honor this with his own interpretation.

  • @houdiniweenie69
    @houdiniweenie69 6 років тому

    I can't stop listening to this. It sounds so good!

  • @OsirisFour
    @OsirisFour 2 роки тому +1

    Still the best recitation of Nemesis I've heard.

  • @dahuterschuter
    @dahuterschuter 5 років тому

    Why is it so beautiful

  • @bruceharlick3322
    @bruceharlick3322 6 років тому +1

    Well done, sir. Well done

  • @m00nracer
    @m00nracer 6 років тому

    THIS is the BEST THING on youtube.

  • @BATTIS94
    @BATTIS94 6 років тому +1

    Damn, this is great!

  • @nurmaybooba
    @nurmaybooba 6 років тому +1

    I love this

  • @TheHunz
    @TheHunz 2 роки тому

    This is fantastic.

  • @Tadesan
    @Tadesan 6 років тому

    This is very very impressive. I'm so grateful to have found this!

  • @nblankensh
    @nblankensh 6 років тому +1

    Thank you for this.

  • @alexflippo2272
    @alexflippo2272 6 років тому +1

    This is so fucking awesome.

  • @kylebean2578
    @kylebean2578 6 років тому +3

    Absolutely incredible. I have long been a fan of both Billy Joel and H.P. Lovecraft, and you combine their works beautifully. Well done. My one complaint is that you removed two of my favorite line from the poem to keep it matched to the tune. But, all is well that ends well. Great job.

  • @RobinStacey
    @RobinStacey 6 років тому

    Truly superb. Thank you.