THE SEXY GIRLS ARE XGIRLS.UNO THREE IN ONE UA-cam: THIS IS FINE. SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. UA-cam: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
Idk what's wrong with me but Parker's giggle is just so Cute! I find it very adorable that he is always so happy he reminds me of a child! I love him so much protect parker at all costs
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE XGIRLS.UNO THREE IN ONE UA-cam: THIS IS FINE. SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. UA-cam: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
I was soooooo sad from morning but Craftee here made my whole day like I am so happy n he just makes everyone's day Thx Craftee for the lovely vids u make ☺️
When he catching the rabbit it was funny like he say when the moon comes out like he said let me see your foot come here hahahaha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing 😂
Hey Craftee if you go in to settings scroll down so you'll see a setting called keep inventory turn it on if you don't have the option to then activate cheats then do it so when you die in mc so all your items ar kept
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE XGIRLS.UNO THREE IN ONE UA-cam: THIS IS FINE. SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. UA-cam: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
Craftee: (Coming up with a complicated(but efficient) plan to reach the ground Doesn’t the high jump stop fall damage? Yea it does but don’t question Craftee LOVE YOUR HUMOR CRAFTEE KEEP IT UP YOU ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER AND MAKE MY DAY!
Cool intro, I haven't watched you in forever parker, I loved watching THE Parker plays TV show, and I loved watching your old minecraft videos, be safe parker. And stay safe with good health editer, you are doing the best job ever at editing :P
*Great high quality video. You make UA-cam worth watching 🥰🥰🥰
im looking forward to the day when u will uplaod minecrft but there r diffrent types of breathes
I second that.
10:54 “I can’t kill a child but I’ll jump on one!” -Craftee
crimminal
You bet me to it
3rd and also I’m here before this is popular
@@Flxmeplxyz who asked? Jk and 4th
F I F T H.
I love watching craftee and I love his puns
Craftee knows every mod on Minecraft, That's why I want this channel cause it's funny, Exciting, And beautiful channel
Yes
Agreed
Yes
So craftee is a frog in this episode....
I love it
@@openpage8891 ew
@@openpage8891
Yuck
Craftee is growing super fast! And he started his channel 1 month ago!
@@openpage8891 bruh stop
Yeah stop@@openpage8891
craftee's puns are always funny
Well , craftee surely get creative with his video editing , and his attitude in game is fun to watch, here dude , one more step to reach 1M
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there(:.
Yes real he can use creative
@@slosandwich7287 no
yup
@@slosandwich7287 no
(Skeleton shots him)
“OH SHOOT”
Heh get it? Dont matter I ain’t funny
Lol
LOL
The fact that he got diamond armor before even crafting a stone pick is insane
@@jasminesmiths6402 ugh
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there(:,
@@slosandwich7287 bro advertisers
Ä
Vfff
When I feel down i always watch craftee love his jokes his accentsand basically everything about him he brings me so much joy .love you craftee
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I’m glad to see Parker after the whole Parker plays thing
11:23 that's pretty unlucky, could go to gamers react for sure.
My cousins: whos Craftee?
Me: He's the god of Minecraft content
O.o
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE
XGIRLS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
@@alice-ds2bh no
Lol
0:00 Intro 0:23 Custom jumps 1:25 High jump 3:35 Swap Jump Transmutation Jump 10:02 Healing jump 11:22 Hover jump 15:15 Dragon Jump
You forgot the telportain jump
You guys suck at spelling, it’s transformation and teleportation.
I know it’s wrong lol
Wow you’re almost at a million already well I just wanna say happy early 1M subscribers you really deserve it 💜💙💜🥳🥳
Bruh
AH-
Wtf
This reply section has a bot infestation
Um-
Craftee: and can’t kill a child but I can jump on one. Also craftee: please don’t quote me on that.
A
Got ‘em
Get quoted, Craftee
Lmao😂😂😂
Fun fact: Killing a rabit is much harder than killing the dragon
yes lol
True
Yep
Yep
True
Craftee is awesome
Hey man I found your channel a few days ago and already you're one of my favorite minecraft youtubers. Thank you so much for the laughs
Same
You are the best 🎊🎉🎊
Can we just appreciate he is always happy?
Yeh
“I can’t kill a child but I can step on one!” -Craftee 2021
🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
thats illigal
Craftee: dang there is a lot of people here. Skeleton:😑
I was watching a Craftee video when he uploaded this...
His videos are awesome. Even a non-Minecraft fan enjoys them.
Tf why are bots replying
Bots everywhere
@@hahahahahahahahahahahahaha843 they sure are.
On socialblade, this channel is predicted to get 1 BILLION subs in exactly 5 years lol
These videos are insane lol!
omg why are there so many bots lol
In 4 years and 8 months o.O
1255
"I won't kill a child but i'll jump on one!"
-Craftee 2021
His quote is in Minecraft but there are Custom Jumps
“Please don’t quote me on that”
l love UA-cam
@@emilyvaliente1234same
Me toooooooooo
Who doesn’t
Craftee has honestly became my favorite channel to watch lately
me too
me too
@@punknpretty2329 why did you repeat yourself
Same bro
Yep
6:38
Craftee: Is has tall jump and it heals me! *turns into mario*
haAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Is a me MARIO
@@bot_1526 no its, ITS A ME CRAFT RIO
@@amie_love3400 YOU YOUR BRAIN NOW TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN TRUTH THAT'S CENTRAL GROVES TRUE
Can we just talk about how his voice sounded like bakugo when he said " I've got an explosion jump I'm not afraid to use it"
I agree lol
Lol
You
Lol
We have had an Adventure in a half
-craftee
"the jokes will never get better" Craftee said
It is true 100 percent
First
Btw True
@@bruh6687 sure lol
@💞•ᴅᴀᴢᴢᴇʟ•💞 i know right
I love how he's just jumping in joy
Him: I'm so rich
Him: Excuse me let me jump like a majestic gazelle
Also him: *jumps into lava*
BRUH
Lol
Hi
I was gonna say one movement but i saw it with my own eyes
You could just use the high jump since it doesn’t do any fall damage
Didnt be say that already on the nether part?
“Give me the hardest mob to kill”
Ended dragon
“I SAID HARDEST”
Wither
“DONT TEST ME I SAID HARDEST! 😡😡”
Rabbit
“That’s more like it 👌”
Bruh
Lol
@@lovemorales4544 what- 👁🗨
They’re kind of right bunnies in Minecraft are so fast while wither’s and ender dragons calls then bunny
8:02 O M G is this a tall cactus?
"I'm just gonna jump like a majestic kazel" 3 seconds later
Falls into lava - 10:06
@Zen Gabriel Rarela - Mt. Halcon *Gazelle
@Zen Gabriel Rarela - Mt. Halcon lol you tried to correct her but got it wrong lol
Wowwwwwwwwww
Gazelle
*O O W W*
I love how chaotic he is in this video, more than usual 😂
Its so cool that he started in a few months ago and can already make me laugh
Bro, this guys content is so amazing. He has like almost 1M subs!
yea, ik
Ye
That’s so funny when craftee jumped high and jump to the lava lol
So crafter is really cool wen he
jump on the ground really osom
do you ever normal minecraft?
What
@@Lampproductions8943he is saying to craftee
No that’s what makes him special ❤❤❤
I came back and I just noticed do you ever do normal English where is the do do you ever normal Minecraft? Where is the do in between ever and normal
Never
Love your videos Craftee :)
Some me too💯
Craftee: Ima craft golden apples to survive this fall
Me: Remembering that high jump removes fall damage
LOL
Don’t make a fool out of him and that’s really funny though LOL
Oliver melon more like Cocomelon
@@KevinKaungKhant that’s not even funny
hello cousin in you from the future don't invest in bitcoin its gonna crash and the Americas will go into another depression
9:26 that is the "Off Camera Mining" cave craftee made
I like how he is behind a blacksmith and didn’t loot it.
Your videos always make someone’s day better!
My mom dissagrees
“I can’t kill a child but I can jump on one! Please don’t quote me on that.”
Craftee 09/12/21
9/12/21*
Beat me to it
@@lynsirich8786 there is absolutely no difference between 09 and 9
@@lordacestar ye
@@theletteralpha A
“I can’t kill a child, but i could jump on one!”
Mad techno vibes
Umm..
At 1:20 or what
Um chillie anyways so
Wth
Bro don’t said that again
Craftee makes jokes at the right time they make me laugh a lot .I love this youtuber.
Hi me too
@@helenadale4870 Aww ty can u become a youtuber please so I can subscribe ples
Anything crafty says it’s just funny and amazing content is fantastic thank you so much for the entertainment and your growth has been amazing
I love this guys energy :)
11:29 the unluckiest time of craftee
"I won't kill a child but I'll jump on one!"
-Craftee 2021
Pwhx
You had *ONE* *JOB*
i dot undrstand
*"I can't kill a child, but I can JUMP ON ONE!* :D Don't quote me please..." - Craftee 12/08/2021
Cute profile pic
@@muhammadfikriibrahim6095 yes
Idk what's wrong with me but Parker's giggle is just so Cute! I find it very adorable that he is always so happy he reminds me of a child! I love him so much protect parker at all costs
ikr!
lets just admit it; Craftee is *VERY* cute
maybe he should do a vid about cuteness so we can spam the comments saying that he is cute
“I won’t kill a child, but I’ll step on him!”
You kinda invited me to quote you.
I knew someone would quote him about it XD
S O M E B O D Y C O M E G E T H I M, H I S N A M E I S C R A F T E E A F T O N
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmm
4th also here before this gets popular for no reason
5:20 “I feel so powerful” the next second when he see’s mobs: “that’s a lot of ✨people✨” mobs are now people everybody!
OH YEYY
yeahhhhhh
Well I guess I’m a monster
help, I can't explode
Great
"I can't kill a child, but I'll jump on one!"
-Craftee
12 September, 2021
"I can't kill a child, but I'll jump on one"
- Crafee 2021
Me
The counts as killing it😂😂😂
@@Loviheartbreaklol yrah
"I cant kill a child but i can jump on them"
-craftee 2021
*the fbi would like to know your location*
“AH A child”
-craftee 2021
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there(:,
sus music plays
I’m here before it’s popular
Damn, his friends made a really good animation intro👌
TF
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE
XGIRLS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
The transmutation jump is literally when UA-camrs “mine off camera”
"the heart one is amazing" Craftee said
The heart which Craftee gives us in comments is even more amazing
I'm just gonna say it, Craftee... You are the funniest UA-camr ever, I love the voice acting and the puns, I'm officially subscribed
second hes fucking cheating i litary saw some hacks in other viedos
same with preston
I laughed when he said ‘I WANT TO SEE YOUR FOOT’
Me too
Same
Sam3
@@gladzissus5879 you guys
Legit genuine craftee anger when he tried to kill the rabbit. Nice.
WHY IS IT SO FUNNY WHEN THEY SAID
"ow, he hit me in mah *BOOTEH* "
Girl u made my day 😂
I was soooooo sad from morning but Craftee here made my whole day like I am so happy n he just makes everyone's day
Thx Craftee for the lovely vids u make ☺️
why sooooooo not so
Soooo true
@@Rexazon ues
Ikr
When he catching the rabbit it was funny like he say when the moon comes out like he said let me see your foot come here hahahaha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing 😂
I was laughing so hard when I heard "LET ME SEE YOUR FEET DUDE" 1:05
Hey Craftee if you go in to settings scroll down so you'll see a setting called keep inventory turn it on if you don't have the option to then activate cheats then do it so when you die in mc so all your items ar kept
i REALLY bet he didnt know that
craftee can make a video out of anything and it will be great this man is a legend
"LET ME SEE YOUR FOOT!" Craftee 2021
You know he's actually parker plays I'm not joking he's actually him the way he sounds and talks and his name in the newest vid is parker games
I said “you know your craftee in the channel Parker plays
@@tonydo2997 I did not know that nice you found out something cool
Thank goodness for your warm weather and thank you for the yummy wfood wgift w
"I won't kill a child but I'll jump on one"
A quote from craftee
Super Mario Goomba's in a nutshell
Same
@TBS that's true
when I first watched your channel honestly never disappointed me.. hope u reach a 1 Million Subscribers.
Ye
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE
XGIRLS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
Craftee: "I can't kill a child, but I will jump on one"
Me: Looks up in fear
Edit: How did I get this many likes and a heart for a lazy comment-
lmao same
Same
Same
Me:
Hey he told u not to quote (sarcasm sarcasm)
We will be never upset of you❤❤
*"I got an explosive jump in not afraid to use it."*
Craftee 2021
The way he just walked away in four diamonds is just 👁️👄👁️
When I was watching this I was feeling bad but you made me laugh a few times
"are there All bald chickens?!"
Me: *laugh so hard*
This guy deserves a medal
Craftee: I can't kill a child but I'll jump on one
(Craftee totally told me to do this)
quote has been made
Ha ha yep.
You don’t even know this man
@@alice-ds2bh oh no...
@IHSAHN BIN AZIZUL IZHAM Moe its a bot trying to make people click a link about....
(put inappropriate thing here)
Craftee: (Coming up with a complicated(but efficient) plan to reach the ground
Doesn’t the high jump stop fall damage?
Yea it does but don’t question Craftee
LOVE YOUR HUMOR CRAFTEE KEEP IT UP YOU ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER AND MAKE MY DAY!
Judy😄🐕👑🏩🏰♉🔙🔚
Grhhdyydh
I have seen all your videos 🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮
Yes I agree
*"i can't kill a child but i can jump on one"*
-Craftee 2021
" *I CANT KILL A CHILD BUT I CAN JUMP ON ONE* " -quoted by Garcello 😏
0_0 WTF
0_O
Craftee: What don't look at me like that.
Me:😂😂
10:05 my favorite part in this whole video.
Cool intro, I haven't watched you in forever parker, I loved watching THE Parker plays TV show, and I loved watching your old minecraft videos, be safe parker.
And stay safe with good health editer, you are doing the best job ever at editing :P
Craftee: I have enough diamonds to buy an island of the coast of Costa Rica.
Me: *Jurassic World Reference!*
Yessir
YESSIR
Yes
You just commented so early wow
@@minecrafttutorials9144 hello
Let's take the moment to appreciate how effort he puts into the content for us👍👍🖒
no
@@God_is_our_protector YES
Rayyan k pas
Ekiiju.😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
@@deanlaabs5836,
I wish netherite was in the game RN cuz Craftee would be so so op
Damn you crafter I can't stop watching this godly contents :)
Hahahahahah
"LET ME SEE YOUR FEET" The words of a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If there is a mod of it, i would have recommended a mod where sheeps beat the game for you.
go to comments to crafting
yesssss
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