Zlatan Ibrahimovic is Losing HIS MIND...

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  • @corydevious
    @corydevious Рік тому +59

    Zlatan is like that uncle talking about how he almost got signed by 50 clubs 💀

  • @PSmurd
    @PSmurd Рік тому +43

    Zlatan doesn't lose his mind, his mind loses him

    • @omaradel-gt9df
      @omaradel-gt9df Рік тому +1

      Isn't the mind.....you know what just forget it

  • @salmaanmohamed7712
    @salmaanmohamed7712 Рік тому +42

    pierce morgan was holding his laugh the whole interview💀💀💀

  • @tetrixxracing
    @tetrixxracing Рік тому +10

    zlatan is becoming that one uncle where he played like prime r9 and was supposed to face Ronaldo or messi but got a career ending injury

  • @Mr.halaleditz
    @Mr.halaleditz Рік тому +7

    pierce morgan was holding his laugh the whole interview

  • @mohammed.anas.08.
    @mohammed.anas.08. Рік тому +4

    Biggest W for hearing from the ronaldo fan saying that bale's bicycle kick is the best 🗿

  • @UnitedFan1413
    @UnitedFan1413 Рік тому +3

    My favorite youtuber for this month.

  • @BlueCuler
    @BlueCuler Рік тому +8

    stats at 36 years of age:
    Ronaldo scored 762 and 225 assists 57 freekicks 56 goals outside the box 136 penalty goals exceeded his expected goals by 4.1 goals had 3447 shots and scored a goal each 6.5 shots has 1094 g+a with 64 goals Outside the box made 890 key passes created 176 big chances made 80 accurate through balls 1600+ successful dribbles had 7.97 average rating and 168 man of the match awards and 24 goals at finals now at 36 he coincidentally had 36 trophies 4 golden boots 5 ballon dors and 5 champions leagues
    messi scored 819 goals assisted 361 and amassed a total g+a of 1180, 89 goals of them outside the box 62 of them freekicks, he had 2,921 Shots and converted a goal each 5.47 shots exceeded his expected goals by 33.1 goals scored 711 non penalty goals won 16 matches against ronaldo 314 man of the match awards 8.54 average rating 50 goals in finals made 1387 key passes created 408 big chances made 3047 successful dribbles and made 480 through balls at 36 Messi had 45 titles 6 golden boots 7 ballon d'ors 4 champions leagues 1 world cup 2 world cup finals 2 world cup silver boots 2 world cup golden balls and one more hat trick at 36 than ronaldo, this is all before Ronaldo went to Manchester united but after Messi had his first season at psg
    summary:
    messi is a better dribbler better playmaker better passer better freekick taker better setpiece taker better midfielder better defender better goalscorer better shooter and a better player than ronaldo whilst playing the second hardest league in the world (was the hardest all the way until 2020)
    all-time stats:
    some of Ronaldo's achievements that messi couldn't break:
    most ucl goals of all time (messi has better goal per match ratio)
    most ucl assists of all time (messi has better assist per game ratio)
    most ucl freekick goals of all time
    most ucl penalty goals of all time
    most ucl trophies of all time (although messi played two less seasons in the ucl)
    most goals of all time time (messi has way better goal per game ratio)
    most international appearances of all time
    most international goals of all time (messi has better goal per game ratio)
    fastest to reach 100 goals for a single club
    most goals against neuer despite never playing in the Bundesliga
    best win record against bayern munich
    invented "knuckle ball freekick"
    most header goals
    some of Messi's achievements thay ronaldo couldn't break:
    most balloon d'ors of all time
    most golden boots of all time
    most trophies of all time
    most assists of all time
    most world cup golden balls of all time
    most sportsman of the year awards as a footballer
    most goals with one foot
    greatest dribbling stats of all time
    most goals for a single club
    most perfect ratings of all time
    most man of the match awards of all time
    most passes made as a winger
    most passes made as a striker
    most goals per game ratio of all time
    most goals as a playmaker
    most assists as an attacker
    most assists per game ratio of all time
    most individual awards of all time
    most goals in a single calander year
    won every trophy possible other than puskas award
    most g+a of all time
    most non-penalty goals of all time
    most non-penalty g+a of all time
    most successful dribbles of all time
    most dribbles attempted
    most international g+a of all time
    most MOTM awards in the world cup
    best win record against real madrid
    second most goals against English clubs despite never playing in the premier league
    most precise shot of all time (goal against mexico in the world cup)
    most duels won of all time
    invented "panenka freekick"
    most goals in finals
    some of Ronaldo's worst achievements:
    no g+a in world cup knockout matches despite playing 5 world cups
    scored the most goals against barcelona but didn't make a single hattrick against them
    some of Messi's worst achievements:
    worst ariel abilities possibly of all time
    worst ucl loss of all time
    most penalty kicks misses of all time
    Ronaldo's stats against messi:
    21 goals 1 assist 11 wins in 36 games
    messi stats against ronaldo:
    22 goals 11 assists 16 wins in 36 games
    Ronaldo's win percentage in 1187 games:
    71.3%
    Messi's win percentage in 1,038 games:
    74.1%
    final summary (all-time):
    gathering all the stats and simplifing them this is the result
    Messi's advantages over ronaldo are: vision, accuracy, freekick accuracy, playmaking and goalscoring prowess, awareness on the field, dribbling, agility, ball control, passing and defending stats, messi has also proven to be less injury prone than ronaldo despite playing a riskier playstyle
    Ronaldo's advantages over Messi: shotpower, ariel abilities, weakfoot (even though Messi doesn't have a weakfoot) strengh and speed
    in total messi has (12) advantages over ronaldo while ronaldo has (5) advantages over messi
    Messi also has more goals and assists in knockout matches finals and in elclassicos meaning he is a more composed calm player and a big game player
    Messi's only weakness is his Ariel ability but is way better than ronaldo in everything else

    • @Rip_BaconZx
      @Rip_BaconZx Рік тому +5

      CHILL

    • @BlueCuler
      @BlueCuler Рік тому

      @@Rip_BaconZx this took me 5 hours btw

    • @atomm3853
      @atomm3853 Рік тому +2

      Messi and Ronaldo are equally good goalscorers, only ratio wont make him better, by that logic Adama Traore is better dribbler cuz he has better percentage with 71% of his completed dribbles where Messi has about 60%, Ronaldo has more goals, more international goals, more ucl goals, 60+ goals in 4 consecutive year(or season) and has more IFFHS goalscorer awards than him, by the other hand Messi has better ratio 6 golden boot (most in history) 91 goals in a calendar year also most in history etc. so un can see they both are quit equally good goalscorers

    • @davidkushal461
      @davidkushal461 Рік тому +1

      get a life
      @@BlueCuler

    • @BlueCuler
      @BlueCuler Рік тому +1

      @@atomm3853 the thing is: Messi isn't a goalscorer He's playmaker and inverted winger his job is to only assist but he did both

  • @GamingWithAyan1
    @GamingWithAyan1 Рік тому +2

    On piers face u can see he’s holding his laugh in💀💀

  • @veenoceda4714
    @veenoceda4714 Рік тому +1

    Zlatan went to every club and won a trophy

  • @EpicGhostDude
    @EpicGhostDude Рік тому +1

    ZLATAN IS THE LION

  • @_Qu3so_
    @_Qu3so_ Рік тому +3

    Always a good day when coach uploads

  • @Mrbananaman812
    @Mrbananaman812 Рік тому +77

    1 hour gang 👇

  • @Compycorereal
    @Compycorereal Рік тому +1

    Zlatan doesn’t lose his brain his brain loses him

  • @bryboii
    @bryboii Рік тому +1

    Zlatan doesn't lose his mind
    His mind loses zlatan 💀

  • @jzzrizzkool
    @jzzrizzkool Рік тому

    There is confidence then there is zlatan

  • @barberdinho1922
    @barberdinho1922 Рік тому +1

    Zlatan is not losing his mind, the mind is losing zlatan

  • @GALACTIC9S
    @GALACTIC9S Рік тому +2

    Coach back again with his Special talks

  • @muhammadryanelyeddari8631
    @muhammadryanelyeddari8631 Рік тому +1

    Ibra truely is the most complete player of all time. You could Camavinga, Giroud, Gullit and Ibra, Put them all on the Swedish national team. Use a 0-0-0 formation (4 goalkeepers) and you'll score atleast 500 goals every game before half time. Although Ibra would move to the Bosnian national team after the first 10 minutes of the pre-match warm up and he'd still win the player of the season for Sweden.

  • @hozok
    @hozok Рік тому +1

    100% true the media thing you said about Cristiano

  • @Mohamed_Elkofory
    @Mohamed_Elkofory Рік тому +1

    Coach always speaks facts

  • @Noobempire786
    @Noobempire786 Рік тому +1

    1:05 😂😂

  • @Namadadi_iddi
    @Namadadi_iddi Рік тому +1

    the difrence between cr7 bycicle kick and bale's is that the one of bale would have never happened if not for cr7's
    ...
    get the point?

  • @Mesut_0ziI
    @Mesut_0ziI Рік тому +4

    Zlatan's bk was against an open goal
    Ronaldo's was against BUFFON
    Big difference

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Рік тому +8

      Smartest cristiano fan be like 😂:

    • @TKRLeague
      @TKRLeague Рік тому +9

      The accuracy needed to score that is ridiculously hard

    • @Mesut_0ziI
      @Mesut_0ziI Рік тому +1

      @@TKRLeague yeah i agree

    • @Mesut_0ziI
      @Mesut_0ziI Рік тому +2

      @@LegacyEditzs stupid person be like 😂😂😂 :

    • @N0-Name416
      @N0-Name416 Рік тому +1

      ​@@LegacyEditzsLeast toxic messi fan:

  • @osamaali9249
    @osamaali9249 Рік тому +7

    Zlatan is more deluded than arsenal fans😂😂

    • @mdswinner9290
      @mdswinner9290 Рік тому +1

      He atleast has trophies and goals unlike arsenal
      And he us one of the most toughest and influential characters you will ever see

  • @Jawd_jawd
    @Jawd_jawd Рік тому +1

    Hey give Zlatan some respect he scored 2 goals against Portugal

  • @levzeditz
    @levzeditz Рік тому +1

    Jeremy Lynch be like:

  • @zzzupreme17
    @zzzupreme17 Рік тому +1

    Ayo zlatan going into hell

  • @juniormhlongo2566
    @juniormhlongo2566 Рік тому +1

    Nice video coach on zlatan😂😂❤

  • @ondrejmikulica8037
    @ondrejmikulica8037 Рік тому +2

    Most complete pleyer is Gullit and is not even close

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Рік тому +2

      w ball knowledge, but i think ibra has everything that is required for any position .( height,foot,speed etc)

  • @alberrtt0
    @alberrtt0 Рік тому

    Early to an Ali video, we used to pray for days like this 🙌

  • @TheRealGangsterTM
    @TheRealGangsterTM Рік тому +1

    coach=goat

  • @LegacyEditzs
    @LegacyEditzs Рік тому +2

    Cristiano fans are still talking about that sweden vs Portugal match despite the fact cristiano flumbled 10 big chances on that game and Zlatan fkin cooked in that game he barely got big chances, camel 🐫 bias.

  • @ZORO-ek4wy
    @ZORO-ek4wy Рік тому +1

    According to coach ali player cannot have thier own opinion

  • @raoufzibra7522
    @raoufzibra7522 Рік тому

    5:40 honestly it is obvious that he was just saying that so that the guy would leave him alone and to Ronaldo fans not start a riot to his house

  • @pratiksable1034
    @pratiksable1034 Рік тому +1

    This brother always brings good content 🤍🤍👑

  • @muhammadaasif3858
    @muhammadaasif3858 Рік тому +4

    messi used his head to scored against prime mu bro

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Рік тому +1

      brotherrrrrrrrr do u expect cristiano fans to know about football 🤣

    • @add2to299
      @add2to299 Рік тому +1

      ​@@LegacyEditzsAs a Ronaldo fan I agree that unfortunately most of us have no ball knowledge, but some Messi fans are the same

  • @iraqaep
    @iraqaep Рік тому +4

    better get zlatan off those drugs 💊💊 retirement was the worst choice 😂😂😂

  • @LegacyEditzs
    @LegacyEditzs Рік тому +5

    for me Zlatan is the 2nd best st of our generation after suarez ( without the silvers) .

  • @joex452
    @joex452 Рік тому

    When bro was talking about messi that way I had to agree with him😏

  • @youngdragonriders8821
    @youngdragonriders8821 Рік тому

    What coach doesn’t know the Messi can use his right foot And his head 💀

  • @Kookie123-y2
    @Kookie123-y2 Рік тому +1

    16 hours gangs

  • @IMVURYSMART
    @IMVURYSMART Рік тому +8

    Zlatan is the most complete footballer of all time... volleys, bicycles, HEADERS, dribbling, speed, long shot, penalty, free kick he has it all
    Also, look at the through balls ronaldo was receiving by his teammates while zlatan carried his dead team...
    Zlatan clears

    • @JohnRbxPVP
      @JohnRbxPVP Рік тому +5

      Zlatan profile alright buddy no bias here 😂

    • @notorioushacker221
      @notorioushacker221 Рік тому +4

      He was sub par on all the things you mentioned

    • @IMVURYSMART
      @IMVURYSMART Рік тому +5

      U guys r the type of people who started watching him when he was 35+

    • @LegacyEditzs
      @LegacyEditzs Рік тому +4

      don't worry bro these 5 year old cristiano fans watch football from reels in that sweden vs Portugal match cristiano missed 10 big chances on the other hand Zlatan carried his team hard,Zlatan barely got any big chance

    • @MiguelAlvarez97
      @MiguelAlvarez97 Рік тому +5

      @@LegacyEditzsRonaldo’s been pulling his teams thru CL group stages , staging comebacks and helping his NT win its first few titles. Zlatan needs to be focusing on his faliures and not other player. He can’t even touch Luis Suarez levels so how is he gonna be better than messi or CR7. You kids need to keep it down

  • @07Jayden07
    @07Jayden07 Рік тому +1

    Portugal vs Zlatan and this guy acting like it wasn't obvious

  • @Dijart-
    @Dijart- Рік тому

    make a video on euros qualifiers

  • @xlimetedAE
    @xlimetedAE Рік тому +6

    Smash everyone that comes in my way💀Yo coach why dont you heart me i always comment man
    Pin📌

  • @AxeGamez21
    @AxeGamez21 Рік тому +3

    Im here in 1 minute

  • @Carlos-jq7wg
    @Carlos-jq7wg Рік тому

    Wtf Bruno fernandez’s brother 😨😮😂😂😭😭

  • @Picklebiscuit236
    @Picklebiscuit236 Рік тому +2

    2 hour gang 👇

  • @kingx_tr6208
    @kingx_tr6208 7 місяців тому

    Zlatan -
    0 ballon d'ors
    0 champion leagues
    0 world cups
    0 international trophies
    0 european golden boots
    Ronaldo and Messi -
    13 ballon d'ors
    9 champion leagues
    1 world cup
    5 international trophies
    11 european golden boots

  • @matijajelovac1487
    @matijajelovac1487 Рік тому

    Coach Show Ur Football skills plss

  • @KAEROSEKI_1
    @KAEROSEKI_1 Рік тому

    i dont want to discredit anybody but ronaldo scored bicycle kick against buffon , zlatan chipped in a empty net and bale scored against karius

  • @OwlCityFan
    @OwlCityFan Рік тому +1

    Salam Alaikum Coach Ali, my name is also Ali

  • @drplauge1234
    @drplauge1234 Рік тому +3

    Pls reply Ali

  • @RLeditzx
    @RLeditzx Рік тому +2

    Messi played FIFA

    • @RLeditzx
      @RLeditzx Рік тому +2

      And he became a footballer

    • @Asad_XD_killer
      @Asad_XD_killer Рік тому +1

      And he became worst player ever

    • @Becuaseofme
      @Becuaseofme Рік тому +1

      ​@@Asad_XD_killer wow you're so edgy and cool, can i get your autograph?

  • @SOUNDClapMore
    @SOUNDClapMore Рік тому

    it’s true though✍️

  • @Namadadi_iddi
    @Namadadi_iddi Рік тому

    If messi had used his head😂😂😂

  • @TJ4PRESIDENT
    @TJ4PRESIDENT Рік тому

    Bro said Cristiano most complete. OG R9 was defo more complete

  • @mosagaming490
    @mosagaming490 Рік тому +2

    Hi

  • @spheralegg9609
    @spheralegg9609 Рік тому

    ded ball knowledge, every united fan ever

  • @IgorrekFootballEdits337
    @IgorrekFootballEdits337 Рік тому +1

    11 minutes and 18 seconds gang👇

  • @superminicooper
    @superminicooper Рік тому +2

    Day 9 of asking coach blah blah blah you already know if you watched his past few vids and looked in the comments

  • @Dbl557
    @Dbl557 Рік тому +2

    Good thing you’re Muslim 4:04

  • @angelvillalva7087
    @angelvillalva7087 Рік тому +1

    1h gang!

  • @saminzzz8602
    @saminzzz8602 Рік тому

    No Debate Only Messi

  • @MohammadBinAhmadDarragi
    @MohammadBinAhmadDarragi Рік тому +1

    25 mins gang

  • @minhquang7707
    @minhquang7707 Рік тому

    Zlatan is just delusional at this point

  • @Alex_Donnelly
    @Alex_Donnelly Рік тому +1

    🎉

  • @mentionaioYT
    @mentionaioYT Рік тому +1

    25 minutes gang

  • @Story_4u-all
    @Story_4u-all Рік тому +1

    You should be more consistent bro

  • @kyoharakenji6465
    @kyoharakenji6465 Рік тому

    Nah r9 is the most complete player

  • @FatoooBerarrr
    @FatoooBerarrr Рік тому +1

    Day 3 of asking coach for a shoutout

  • @abdullahsherifamin7367
    @abdullahsherifamin7367 Рік тому

    welcome to islam brother u said astaghfurallah
    \

  • @Bruhguy5
    @Bruhguy5 Рік тому

    ronaldo is under rated

  • @Theonlyone315
    @Theonlyone315 Рік тому +2

    Boon shakalaka

  • @Sruitar
    @Sruitar Рік тому

    "Either ronaldinho or ronaldo" lets see fraudnaldo dribble past an entire team

  • @gey_s3.xlover
    @gey_s3.xlover Рік тому

    Zlibrahimovic

  • @drplauge1234
    @drplauge1234 Рік тому +4

    First comment

  • @voidboy8840
    @voidboy8840 Рік тому +2

    First🤓

  • @Mrbananaman812
    @Mrbananaman812 Рік тому +3

    Pls pin me

  • @PointArrowYT
    @PointArrowYT Рік тому +2

    early