How to catch a king crab.

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  • @douchey
    @douchey 5 років тому +444

    Crab:
    “What a nice day- wh- who are yo- AHHHH WHAT THE LIVING HELL”

  • @paulfrost7577
    @paulfrost7577 5 років тому +334

    Man just going for a walk and gets shanked in the face

    • @lookitsdapotato5445
      @lookitsdapotato5445 4 роки тому +6

      Paul Frost it’s like getting robbed but the only thing there robbing is your soul

    • @Jack-pp7td
      @Jack-pp7td 4 роки тому +9

      Yes welcome to the UK

    • @mrcapalot4408
      @mrcapalot4408 4 роки тому +1

      after i read that i got a taco bell notification, i was on. the floor

    • @ry64209
      @ry64209 4 роки тому

      @@mrcapalot4408 crab tacos

    • @ry64209
      @ry64209 4 роки тому

      @@lookitsdapotato5445 and your limbs and you are immobilized

  • @apcontoi
    @apcontoi 6 років тому +567

    Those other crabs just watching their buddy get torn apart.. Ahhh, life.

  • @kingtmv805
    @kingtmv805 6 років тому +380

    *NO CRABS WERE HARMED OF THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO*

  • @PreeSpunky
    @PreeSpunky 8 років тому +322

    I love how calm these crabs are through the whole process, like at 2:27, the guy's like, "Shit, I got stabbed. Whelp, see ya, fellas."

    • @xXMatt55Xx
      @xXMatt55Xx 8 років тому +3

      Pree Spunky
      lmfao that made my day!

    • @zestymountaineer873
      @zestymountaineer873 7 років тому +2

      Pree Spunky right they were like just stab me

    • @bonymacaroni3293
      @bonymacaroni3293 7 років тому +6

      He's probably the most scared and horrified he's ever been and probably more scared than most humans have ever been, but you can't exactly hear him screaming or see him flail around, cause' crabs aren't exactly the most squirmy and quick in the sea :^)

    • @4J_mafia
      @4J_mafia 7 років тому +1

      Pree Spunky yeah oh I just got stabed.who cares

    • @abductive1597
      @abductive1597 7 років тому +2

      Was waiting for the perfect comment like yours :D Haha wp sir

  • @kkNjasik
    @kkNjasik 9 років тому +3720

    That crab was just taking a nice sunday stroll then BAM knife to the face.

    • @jerrylao73
      @jerrylao73 9 років тому +17

      lol ikr

    • @rogermole4972
      @rogermole4972 9 років тому +28

      +Kk Harvey couldn't help but laugh at that lol he went for the one trying to escape

    • @hayes572
      @hayes572 8 років тому +5

      LOL

    • @lovelygirl4872
      @lovelygirl4872 8 років тому +11

      Brittle 😂😂😂 I thought I was the only one laughing about that, until after I read the comments. Like a prison stabbing.

    • @typoz5589
      @typoz5589 7 років тому +3

      Brittle, that made my day 😂

  • @quinte11
    @quinte11 7 років тому +613

    Why does this seem like a Call of Duty mission?

    • @mick8982
      @mick8982 7 років тому +2

      ThunderSibling 0 it doesnt... grow up

    • @MP-jg4xb
      @MP-jg4xb 7 років тому +11

      Crab of duty crab ops 3

    • @hi-ue1wi
      @hi-ue1wi 6 років тому

      BECAUSE IT IS CALL OF DUTY MISSION!

    • @rthekiller1173
      @rthekiller1173 6 років тому

      ThunderSibling 0 o

    • @xunknownxx4255
      @xunknownxx4255 6 років тому

      ThunderSibling 0 lol so true

  • @kemi344
    @kemi344 6 років тому +177

    when I read the title I thought it was a catch and release sort of thing and then I watched as the crab was repeatedly stabbed and realized

  • @doodlebob-t1t
    @doodlebob-t1t 7 років тому +144

    2:27
    Crab: AHH! help me guys!!!
    Crabs friend: Nope. you're on your own stephan.

  • @SamuelTSteiner
    @SamuelTSteiner 8 років тому +1062

    How to catch a crab.... grabs crab and stabs him in the face^^

  • @ryanzasuly6757
    @ryanzasuly6757 7 років тому +723

    How to Catch a King Crab:
    Step 1) Face fuck it repeatedly with a diving knife
    Step 2) Profit

  • @imjusthere8926
    @imjusthere8926 5 років тому +106

    2:20 OH JESUS, after I saw the way he killed the first one this actually surprised me XD
    *CRUNCH*

    • @lauramlr644
      @lauramlr644 5 років тому +7

      *KIT KAT INTENISES*

    • @JonOroMusic
      @JonOroMusic 5 років тому +4

      They didn't kill this one before ripping it apart.

    • @mr.unknown7138
      @mr.unknown7138 4 роки тому

      @@JonOroMusic yes they did

  • @anakinmemewalker1268
    @anakinmemewalker1268 7 років тому +1195

    When plankton sends a hit an to mr crabs

  • @uncochad7858
    @uncochad7858 7 років тому +559

    Crab prank in the Hood (GONE WRONG) (GETS STABBED)

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 7 років тому +5

      Chad Goche SHIT SHIT SHIT HE GOT ME HAAAA MY HAND

    • @mtr5333
      @mtr5333 7 років тому +4

      lmao ur profile pick just makes it a 100 times better

    • @violetbastos8649
      @violetbastos8649 7 років тому

      LMFAO

    •  7 років тому +1

      Chill chill the cameras right there

    • @melancholyinc.3869
      @melancholyinc.3869 7 років тому

      Chad Goche shut the fuck up😂😂😂

  • @JMZ-Z
    @JMZ-Z 8 років тому +937

    how to catch a king grab
    (step 1) jab the the thing in the mouth
    (step 2) Jab it more
    (step 3 ) now it dead

    • @arandompeng
      @arandompeng 8 років тому +43

      (step 4) Realize it's not dead yet
      (step 5) Jab it more
      (step 6) Weather it's alive or not painfully cut off its legs and claws

    • @davecarlson9584
      @davecarlson9584 8 років тому +5

      Don't forget to wear child like snow mitts. yikes

    • @JMZ-Z
      @JMZ-Z 8 років тому

      Dave Carlson xD

    • @arandompeng
      @arandompeng 8 років тому +1

      don't forget about the step on 4:14

    • @aaronkennedy6731
      @aaronkennedy6731 8 років тому

      Shank a bitch

  • @7_rod_7
    @7_rod_7 7 років тому +19

    Scuba diver:OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU
    Crab:NANI-oof

  • @Rundvelt
    @Rundvelt 9 років тому +43

    Damn, that diver treated those crabs like they was in prison and they were rival gangs or some shit.

    • @Randze
      @Randze 7 років тому

      Rundvelt oh don't worry there are billions

  • @GhamPlays
    @GhamPlays 9 років тому +655

    I enjoyed the video but I'm just sitting here thinking,"damn all that meat in the body is going to waste"

    • @spicysalad1
      @spicysalad1 9 років тому +75

      GhamPlays Not really, because other consumers/scavengers would feed on the unedible parts and little meat in the body, which humans dont have a huge use of because it has a small body. It feeds the wild.

    • @spicysalad1
      @spicysalad1 9 років тому +11

      what if i was christian already?

    • @harryb8945
      @harryb8945 9 років тому +6

      What if I don't believe that crap and don't give one shit. And I don't think religions crap, just what he said.

    • @Sadin15
      @Sadin15 9 років тому +9

      GhamPlays Nothing goes to waste in the Ocean. It will be eaten by other crabs and creatures.

    • @Kevin-iw8nu
      @Kevin-iw8nu 9 років тому +15

      GhamPlays The meat in the body is soo small its inedible for humans so he leaves it there for scavenging sea creatures to eat it so nothing is going to waste

  • @altmercury104
    @altmercury104 8 років тому +128

    full fucking savage. The second one. "Oh it is with its friends! How nice!" *JABS THE KNIFE IN THE BACK*

    • @mistervova11
      @mistervova11 7 років тому +2

      not savage, just means you have high estrogen levels like a female.

    • @lightpro7
      @lightpro7 7 років тому

      E- Mail no its savage

    • @SW-qs2iq
      @SW-qs2iq 7 років тому +3

      enjoy the super market pal. Most humans are only alive because its the easiest its ever been to survive.

    • @alyssiasoliman9713
      @alyssiasoliman9713 7 років тому +1

      that is not nice! I feel bad for the crab. RIP crab 😔😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😿
      what if you were a crab and someone did that to you?!?!?

    • @daddydoggo282
      @daddydoggo282 7 років тому +3

      Alyssia Soliman I'd hope I'd taste good.

  • @Ryan-br6ic
    @Ryan-br6ic 5 років тому +95

    Wait, Jesus can walk on water.
    There is water in a pool.
    This means that I am
    Currently drowning.

  • @Jajuu
    @Jajuu 7 років тому +48

    this the staff that i'm watching at 3 pm.

  • @AirgunEvolution
    @AirgunEvolution 7 років тому +645

    Can you hear me now Mr. Crab?

    • @mr.shyguy5946
      @mr.shyguy5946 7 років тому +26

      You mean can you feel it now Mr. crabs

    • @vericko8278
      @vericko8278 7 років тому +3

      can you feel it now mr. crabs ?

    • @violetbastos8649
      @violetbastos8649 7 років тому

      Why isn't Mr crab waking up?
      Hasn't he had a long enough nap yet?

    • @vericko8278
      @vericko8278 7 років тому

      bec the feeling is to good

    • @flawlesslyaly1032
      @flawlesslyaly1032 7 років тому

      😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @colibenj1872
    @colibenj1872 7 років тому +74

    Crab
    Just walking just walking
    Gets shuved to the ground looks up some random guy with a knife stabs him in the face
    Rip first crab

  • @donpartin9772
    @donpartin9772 6 років тому +27

    Pulls out knife :
    Law and order theme plays

  • @daviddereberry7596
    @daviddereberry7596 7 років тому +19

    I love how it ends with one of the other divers dangling the crab by its leg before the feed cuts off, the divers are like, "SHUT OFF THE CAMERA THEY'VE SEEN ENOUGH!" or some shit like that.

  • @jdmhoncho
    @jdmhoncho 7 років тому +705

    0:22 shit gets real

  • @chaseisaiah3488
    @chaseisaiah3488 7 років тому +235

    this is what happens in the hood

    • @unbreakable6925
      @unbreakable6925 7 років тому

      RAD alieness XDDDD

    • @sailorspacejam
      @sailorspacejam 7 років тому

      RAD alieness XD

    • @invschematics
      @invschematics 7 років тому

      So they also cut if your limbs?

    • @babyndear
      @babyndear 6 років тому

      totally radical 不9 米糊v费率赌博呢7有0哦7一天896569

  • @nicksmix2179
    @nicksmix2179 5 років тому +15

    He just stealth executed that thing. Straight outta cod

  • @cavum_nigrum8384
    @cavum_nigrum8384 7 років тому +46

    2:27 (guy takes crap)
    Other crap: Sammy wait
    Guy: she's mine now john

  • @angel-yb1dy
    @angel-yb1dy 8 років тому +255

    Mr. Crabs would not be happy

    • @fuzeboxtv3934
      @fuzeboxtv3934 8 років тому

      If mr krabs moms name is ms krabs does that mean he Marie's his mom!

    • @joshmarquez3853
      @joshmarquez3853 8 років тому +1

      +Fuzebox tv No that just means that they have the same last name, and if he married his mom then it would be Mrs. Krabs, instead of Ms. Krabs.

    • @corleeshataylor3734
      @corleeshataylor3734 8 років тому

      Right

    • @eltonjohngregorio9873
      @eltonjohngregorio9873 7 років тому

      Angel Gutierrez cuz he doesnt have money that time

  • @SH-wz9iy
    @SH-wz9iy 7 років тому +481

    Is it weird to say I feel kinda bad for those crabs

    • @MXM_-_-
      @MXM_-_- 7 років тому +5

      S H yes

    • @Squidwardsclarinet69
      @Squidwardsclarinet69 7 років тому +19

      S H in today's society yes, its bad to care about the pain and suffering of other living beings. To me? No, I'm glad that you're sympathetic and understand pain.

    • @concave.
      @concave. 7 років тому

      S H no

    • @eioan
      @eioan 7 років тому +4

      I mean, as humans, we were designed to only eat fruits and vegetable, so having sympathy and having a slight feeling of discomfort seeing the crab get knifed and de-limbed sounds pretty normal for us herbivores tbh

    • @bighotman3266
      @bighotman3266 7 років тому

      TB Animations hi tb

  • @jaygone1841
    @jaygone1841 6 років тому +28

    Crab: la la la just walking
    Guy: *shoves crab to the ground*
    Crab: Hey who the hell-*stab* OW!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!RELEASE ME!!
    Guy: *shoves knife into face twice*
    Crab:.... Tgh.... Ugh...... Annnnd there goes my leg..... And another......2 more....
    Guy: *steals legs*

  • @benabdem1
    @benabdem1 7 років тому +75

    That second crab got absolutely wrecked

  • @WilliamTheCoolGuy
    @WilliamTheCoolGuy 7 років тому +232

    call of duty: underwater wellfare

    • @upinipinslayer434
      @upinipinslayer434 7 років тому +3

      American Soldier DUDE IM 11 AND HAVE 10 ACCOUNTS

    • @legozombiez
      @legozombiez 7 років тому +2

      upin ipin Slayer43
      No one gives a shit

    • @Moofenic
      @Moofenic 7 років тому

      upin ipin Slayer43
      Nice name
      I guess

  • @sean6067
    @sean6067 7 років тому +34

    Looks like an average battlefield game to me

  • @samwisetoaster9965
    @samwisetoaster9965 6 років тому +42

    0:39 _omae wa.._

  • @sergei5161
    @sergei5161 7 років тому +276

    *top ten saddest anime deaths*

  • @keyboardmannow
    @keyboardmannow 8 років тому +336

    ARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW MR KRABS?

    • @Grimmett_
      @Grimmett_ 8 років тому +1

      Warrior Goats I was just about to type that

    • @floritasantos8699
      @floritasantos8699 8 років тому +4

      K so they stab it in the face

    • @goglesux9810
      @goglesux9810 7 років тому

      congrats mang

    • @dokjaisdead
      @dokjaisdead 7 років тому +1

      Warrior Goats You copied someone's comment or ye

    • @goglesux9810
      @goglesux9810 7 років тому +1

      noticed, congrats womg

  • @cedric3999
    @cedric3999 7 років тому +109

    Spongebob just got real

  • @kevincampos2959
    @kevincampos2959 6 років тому +29

    Why is this video weirdly satisfying

  • @alyssatenhage254
    @alyssatenhage254 7 років тому +104

    This Guy: Omg WoW look at that crab. The crab: fuuuuuuck

  • @arisenleaf
    @arisenleaf 8 років тому +194

    He just shanked the shit out of mr krabs

    • @jasonbatista5429
      @jasonbatista5429 7 років тому +6

      Arisen Leaf comment inspector and mugged him when he took his legs 😂😂😂😂

    • @arisenleaf
      @arisenleaf 7 років тому +9

      Jason Batista good thing it wasn't his first dollar

  • @ghoulcity117
    @ghoulcity117 7 років тому +11

    Damn I’ve never felt so bad for a crab, that part when he grabbed the knife so you could stop broke my heart

    • @hoggers3524
      @hoggers3524 7 років тому +5

      Welp its gonna end up on my plate once its cook

  • @hoangson1815
    @hoangson1815 3 роки тому

    Crab :
    " I was happy, floating, enjoy the clear ocean"
    " I was busy, struggle finding food for my kids "

  • @teeast
    @teeast 7 років тому +4

    Plankton finally got the secret formula.

  • @cankatmezde3301
    @cankatmezde3301 7 років тому +94

    Brutal kills

    • @SuperJb119
      @SuperJb119 7 років тому

      Cankat Mezde I'm saying.. Lol

  • @Ramiyeon
    @Ramiyeon 7 років тому +162

    Do you feel it now mr. Krabs?

    • @ww-zb7qn
      @ww-zb7qn 7 років тому +1

      Hey bud stop stealing comments

    • @BryanBynum
      @BryanBynum 7 років тому

      Jøhñŷ Töûçåñ Hey bud this was the top comment and ur autistic

    • @nameisdai
      @nameisdai 6 років тому

      Sushi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Fleurbunny
      @Fleurbunny 6 років тому

      Why is this comment on every single video with crab on UA-cam and always posted by about 50 times per video?

    • @doogpop9968
      @doogpop9968 6 років тому

      poor crab

  • @harkoon_plays1516
    @harkoon_plays1516 3 роки тому +2

    The crab:Why do I hear boss music?

  • @Exe404error
    @Exe404error 8 років тому +13

    The first crab was like "Oh fuck my face!"

  • @JMMDD
    @JMMDD 7 років тому +139

    Are you feeling it now Mr Crabs?

  • @telogist2714
    @telogist2714 8 років тому +6

    The second group of crabs "NO DADDY NO!!!"

  • @muhammadabqari4420
    @muhammadabqari4420 5 років тому +1

    Crab : what an ugly fish with two tails
    Diver : (stab)
    Crab : i shouldnt say it, guys goodbye

  • @xaled9288
    @xaled9288 7 років тому +176

    Why are people freaking out about this? Oh yeah, because I'm certain that the crab had plans to become a lawyer or a doctor.

    • @hoggers3524
      @hoggers3524 7 років тому +11

      No its because people cant tell the difference between animal abuse and food but yeah in a funny way ur about right

    • @CAM-yo7fd
      @CAM-yo7fd 7 років тому

      Khaled ofc it wasn’t thinking about becoming a lawyer but what if someone ran and stabbed tf outta your dogs face and cut off his legs “for food”?

    • @hoggers3524
      @hoggers3524 7 років тому +7

      Its call nature the same thing happens to other animals that hunt well other ANIMALS its the same thing really

    • @suivatra123
      @suivatra123 7 років тому +5

      CAM 711 Well they would be arrested after being beat up.
      But there's this thing called survival of the fittest.

    • @krandafatigegrey2497
      @krandafatigegrey2497 7 років тому

      What will you do if they do it to you huh?
      (just asking)

  • @cjwhite7801
    @cjwhite7801 7 років тому +4

    One second he's walking around the sea floor, and the next he's a dead crab without legs

  • @whyareyouwastingaroundfive2228
    @whyareyouwastingaroundfive2228 7 років тому +73

    PRANK GONE WRONG IN SHELL CITY (MR KRABS MURDER WITNESS)

  • @Torkai
    @Torkai 5 років тому +5

    I like how the others just come in and start picking at the rest of the crabs 😂

  • @nunyabusinessnibba7095
    @nunyabusinessnibba7095 7 років тому +113

    0:44 kill confirmed

  • @sheluvrice9501
    @sheluvrice9501 7 років тому +318

    WHY HE GOTTA DO THE CRAB LIKE THAT DOOOO

    • @kristens.7879
      @kristens.7879 7 років тому +2

      TheSaucceGod lmaooooo

    • @Happyfoots1
      @Happyfoots1 7 років тому +4

      thats how ppl hunt them

    • @mariii520
      @mariii520 7 років тому +6

      How do u think u eat

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 7 років тому +9

      Cause king crabs are so fucking good 🤤

    • @VelveteenVermilion
      @VelveteenVermilion 7 років тому +2

      TheSaucceGod he did him so dirty too right in the face.

  • @zombiekill3699
    @zombiekill3699 7 років тому +127

    2:25 finish him

  • @theworldofcharacters8877
    @theworldofcharacters8877 Рік тому

    Mr. Krabs: MY LEGS!
    Fred: Hey that’s my line!

  • @sarahfisher4557
    @sarahfisher4557 7 років тому +60

    Newest horror movie

    • @cookiecat7547
      @cookiecat7547 7 років тому

      Sarah Fisher OML YES

    • @CAM-yo7fd
      @CAM-yo7fd 7 років тому

      Sarah Fisher this comment made my day

  • @fat_man_lukas8129
    @fat_man_lukas8129 7 років тому +146

    plankton sending hit man on mr krabs

  • @scrub_for_life6957
    @scrub_for_life6957 7 років тому +10

    The second crab just talking to his friends then WHAM "call of duty reference" backstabber. How to mug a crab then leave his body to warn other crabs the killer is near

  • @thomasthetankengine3506
    @thomasthetankengine3506 3 роки тому +2

    Crab: money money money mone- AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHA AHHHH

  • @EdzHDx
    @EdzHDx 9 років тому +47

    Just cooling minding there own business. Than all of a sudden BOOM shank to the face.

  • @vincentmartin1002
    @vincentmartin1002 8 років тому +46

    Not today! 2:44

    • @K1NGFinesse
      @K1NGFinesse 8 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @yahniik
      @yahniik 8 років тому +1

      LMFAO

    • @WarGhostGaming
      @WarGhostGaming 8 років тому +1

      Squincent Martin Man be like Your time has come >:D Stabs it in the back.
      Crab be like nooooo 😭

  • @dumb861
    @dumb861 7 років тому +149

    I feel bad for these crabs

    • @neko_doll5122
      @neko_doll5122 7 років тому +8

      Dumb Dummer I dont

    • @xoenex411
      @xoenex411 7 років тому +1

      Dumb Dummer they are just fucking crabs

    • @jomz6164
      @jomz6164 6 років тому +8

      Dumb i dont because there a invasive species and are overpopulated

    • @twistanimations7802
      @twistanimations7802 6 років тому

      life is life what if that crab was one of ur family members and u were a bit behind?

    • @Rjocz
      @Rjocz 6 років тому +5

      are you fucking implying that a crab is like a family member? fucking idiot

  • @imissmycerealasmr1681
    @imissmycerealasmr1681 4 роки тому +2

    0:39, “pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser”.

  • @tdragon4752
    @tdragon4752 7 років тому +74

    Catch means jabbing them in the face multiple times then cutting off the limbs off leaving off a large piece of their head and taking the rest in a net in their language xD

  • @sonfiravun4988
    @sonfiravun4988 7 років тому +20

    the first crab has fuckin assasinated.

    • @NotAbritishGuy
      @NotAbritishGuy 7 років тому

      çaydanlık it wasn't the crab new he was there cause they have bad eyes but senses

    • @portakalkabugu6982
      @portakalkabugu6982 7 років тому

      çaydanlık oooo türk varmış

  • @m0bgaming68
    @m0bgaming68 9 років тому +6

    When he was stabbing it i just thought in my head " 4 check nigga 4 check nigga " dont be a menace parody movie

  • @armanabraamyan2726
    @armanabraamyan2726 5 років тому +37

    Jesus poor crab
    *he just took the legs and left the bodies floating there. How cruel*

    • @vkymani8397
      @vkymani8397 5 років тому +8

      How yummy 😋 🤤

    • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
      @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 5 років тому +5

      The body is not very good to eat

    • @willsteele5751
      @willsteele5751 5 років тому +1

      Nicole Abraamyan it’s already dead

    • @andreescalera6170
      @andreescalera6170 5 років тому +1

      Actually other crabs will eat the body...

    • @Mewhen23
      @Mewhen23 5 років тому

      The hecc you here if you dont like it how did you find this video why did you click on it
      *explan* that to me

  • @LeftyGuns87
    @LeftyGuns87 8 років тому +7

    One day you're just walkin' along and someone comes up behind you and shanks you in the face and cuts your limbs off.

    • @smilez_xp6097
      @smilez_xp6097 8 років тому +1

      That atchully happens....to people

  • @yokdriverchris
    @yokdriverchris 8 років тому +80

    he should have taken the whole thing

    • @christianhobgood3848
      @christianhobgood3848 8 років тому +8

      The body has all the organs, which nobody wants to eat or buy, so it would be pointless to take them

    • @Thleepricon
      @Thleepricon 8 років тому +7

      The body tastes like shit, that is why you do not take it on King Crabs.

    • @2kkk299
      @2kkk299 8 років тому +9

      The crab has a couple of meat pockets inside

    • @Hududding
      @Hududding 8 років тому +5

      and crab roe if it's a female. What a waste

    • @vexs4883
      @vexs4883 8 років тому +3

      yokdriverchris the body is not good to eat

  • @komayo
    @komayo 7 років тому +212

    He left the head, which is a waste...
    But other animals can now eat it!

    • @kokadosh8763
      @kokadosh8763 7 років тому +14

      The Commanderp Ive eaten crabs before and I can tell you that theres little to no meat in the head. Its mostly organs and its gills.

    • @az-fy3mp
      @az-fy3mp 7 років тому +7

      the head is terrible hardly anything edible there

    • @2much4head4u
      @2much4head4u 7 років тому +1

      The heads not good to eat.

    • @az-fy3mp
      @az-fy3mp 7 років тому +22

      @I pro uk 8 you don't understand coz u never eaten a king crab before.
      king crabs are different than regular crabs. the head part is different than other crabs head. the meat there taste like shit. if you like to eat shit, then go eat king crab's head.
      the head meat taste like shit. do you understand?

    • @juarezboxing790
      @juarezboxing790 7 років тому

      he didn't kill either of the crabs clean

  • @r6cheesemaster854
    @r6cheesemaster854 5 років тому

    Title:how to catch a crab
    Crab: loses brain cells by getting stabbed in the face

  • @bird5239
    @bird5239 7 років тому +23

    Crab: Doo doo doo taking a stroll
    Man: * sneaks up *
    Crab: AHHHHHH
    Me: Well that crab just got a knife to the face
    XD The man just takes the legs and leaves the body to die lol

    • @johnricky7567
      @johnricky7567 7 років тому +3

      JasonPlayz it's already dead because he stabbed it in the face 1 billion times

    • @imjustjacket5345
      @imjustjacket5345 7 років тому +1

      JuicyJasonYT that's kinda wasting the meat on the body

    • @bird5239
      @bird5239 7 років тому

      KenzDogg729 True :/

  • @Skelatalmaniak
    @Skelatalmaniak 8 років тому +6

    **Stabs Crab**
    Aight gotta cut him up real easy now
    **Crab grabs knife**
    fUCK

  • @bxbygirlangie2944
    @bxbygirlangie2944 6 років тому +20

    You said how to catch a king crab not how to kill it

    • @hoggers3524
      @hoggers3524 6 років тому +4

      They're going to die either way plus this is still catching

    • @gamingtemple5812
      @gamingtemple5812 6 років тому +5

      He catched it didnt he? :)

    • @Joe-3.
      @Joe-3. 5 років тому

      Angie_an_angel PERIOD Well that IS How to catch one!

  • @kaptenjansson8780
    @kaptenjansson8780 7 років тому +1

    2:15 I would've pooped my pants if I swam there lmao

  • @scavege
    @scavege 6 років тому +35

    2:26 Backstab

  • @minmoonnightcore570
    @minmoonnightcore570 7 років тому +15

    Spongebob be like: we have no crabby patty meat anymore sir.....

  • @nothingspecial4510
    @nothingspecial4510 8 років тому +5

    why the legs only tho, theres meat in the body too and crab eggs

    • @tingrassi
      @tingrassi 8 років тому +2

      True

    • @davidstreidel9188
      @davidstreidel9188 8 років тому +20

      It's so that their crab friends can give a proper burial

    • @aaronkennedy6731
      @aaronkennedy6731 8 років тому +6

      +David Streidel (D.S) No. It's to tell the other crabs you'll be back.

    • @null_foo
      @null_foo 8 років тому

      The crab legs are the tastiest part of the crab itself, the body is not worth as much.

    • @nickkankanyan5345
      @nickkankanyan5345 8 років тому +1

      king crab body meat is bad to eat

  • @MyouKyuubi
    @MyouKyuubi 6 років тому

    The sea floor equivalent of getting stabbed by a mugger and having your valuables taken... The valuables being your limbs, lol.

  • @ishaanrandhawa3552
    @ishaanrandhawa3552 6 років тому +3

    2:27 crabs having a nice chat and then BAM they get picked off one by one to be stabbed in the face

  • @hooster8728
    @hooster8728 7 років тому +14

    "G'day all, MrPaladin here..."

    • @Random-vg5uq
      @Random-vg5uq 7 років тому +1

      How does a MrPaladin fan end up on a CRAB video... Whatever the reason I like it!!! SPY MAINS FOR LIFEEE

  • @torziken4956
    @torziken4956 7 років тому +28

    yo mr crabs lost some poker game like holy shit

  • @saironer
    @saironer 7 років тому

    Lmaooooo. The end of the video is just them dragging those poor crabs out of their chill spot. Straight savaged.

  • @joshualongmore7687
    @joshualongmore7687 5 років тому +7

    How to catch a crab.More like how to murder a crab.

  • @cheese7071
    @cheese7071 4 роки тому +3

    0:40
    +100 Stealth takedown
    +50 undetected
    +50 kingslayer

  • @kerriward8935
    @kerriward8935 9 років тому +26

    no offense but this looks kind of fun

  • @planetherockjohnson1286
    @planetherockjohnson1286 5 років тому

    Two divers:find a random crab and strip it from its legs and just leave behind a shell that's been stabbed

  • @valleriehernandez6302
    @valleriehernandez6302 7 років тому +75

    That crab was with his family on a meeting 😭😭 at least let them finish first..

    • @archer5722
      @archer5722 7 років тому +1

      Vallerie Hernandez it's no surprise to me that him/her for doing this.also,they did kill them before stripping them apart,obviously
      this ain't Disney Land

    • @ziksinschengen6203
      @ziksinschengen6203 7 років тому +2

      Vallerie Hernandez hahahh what a kid

    • @natishaaniceta1476
      @natishaaniceta1476 7 років тому

      Vallerie Hernandez hahahahahhahh 😂😂😂😉😂

    • @whydidyoukillme8323
      @whydidyoukillme8323 7 років тому

      Vallerie Hernandez well tbh idk if they cared about him xD

    • @bigmoneyjackson2385
      @bigmoneyjackson2385 7 років тому

      fucking idiot

  • @gavin7152
    @gavin7152 6 років тому +18

    When I eat crab legs I pull the muscles to make the pinchers move

    • @erengrad6950
      @erengrad6950 5 років тому +1

      Why haven't I did that. Frigging genius

  • @ciggyroach
    @ciggyroach 6 років тому +6

    I love this, how much do this type of equipment cost and can you work with doing this?

  • @zeekmpf05
    @zeekmpf05 6 років тому +2

    love how the first crab and brutally murdered then you see the next bunch of crabs hiding under a rock like they saw the first murder..."awe shit he found us"

  • @joey3490
    @joey3490 7 років тому +8

    i almost shat myself at 1:16 cos of the jumpscare jeeeeeesus christ my heart

    • @MioLone
      @MioLone 7 років тому

      Joseph Pattison there was no jumpscare? Or if your referring you got scared of that man with the net?

    • @joey3490
      @joey3490 7 років тому

      Happy DDD mm that's what i'm talking about haha it was really sudden

  • @Alex-jw1ck
    @Alex-jw1ck 7 років тому +180

    I feel so bad now for this crab...😩😭

    • @troxlash1261
      @troxlash1261 7 років тому +3

      Alex 365 LeL for me its delicius!!

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 7 років тому

      Flashi Game 😂😂

    • @DankBobRoss
      @DankBobRoss 7 років тому

      Alex 365 well can't feel shit now so get over it

    • @JackJack-gu3zy
      @JackJack-gu3zy 7 років тому +1

      It dies instantly after he stabs it its moving because of nerves it couldn't feel it's legs getting cut off.
      Example if a lizards tail falls off the tail still moves and wiggles around

    • @sailorspacejam
      @sailorspacejam 7 років тому

      Alex 365 ever heard of a life cycle? They’re born, they grow, the die. Same goes with humans

  • @slatermaaan9868
    @slatermaaan9868 7 років тому +9

    stealth level is at 100 I bet

  • @Arctheicecube
    @Arctheicecube Рік тому

    I remember seeing this video as a kid, I liked it.