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Mark: what's going on here?? Real Cesar: uhhh, Mark, sorry to bother you, but can I sleep at your house today? And my house has a rat infestation, and my mom wants to save money for my college, Can you let me sleep at your house tonight, please? Alt. Cesar: dang it
Real cesar: * setting up mic * alright, hey mar- Mark : WHAT THE HELL!? Alt cesar : who are you? Real cesar :Mark whos this? Mark: WHA- * Hangs up * * alt cesar turns back * Alt : well great job Cesar, you made my victim hang up -_- Cesar: it wasnt my fault you were the one who tried to kill him Alt : fair point, alright see you tomorrow cesar : seeya * both hang up *
Alt Cesar: hey mark Mark: hi Cesar why the hell you call me this late at night Real Cesar: because he is my alternate Mark: WTH there are two Cesar’s who is the real one Real Cesar: it’s me I’m the Cesar your real friend Alt Cesar: don’t listen to this moron he is the faker now mark please come to turn on the cameras Real Cesar: no mark please listen I will even give you evidence (gives the evidence) Alt Cesar: well I’m exposed Mark: omg Cesar your alive (crying tears of joy) Real Cesar: it’s ok buddy let’s just hang up this call and not let the alternates kill us Mark: (has tears in his eyes) ok🥹 Alt Cesar: you both will suffer death soon enough Real Cesar and mark: shut up you walking identity crisis Alt Cesar: NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK Real Cesar and mark ends call Alternate: my plan failed dang it
I can’t help but imagine the double Buzz scene in TS2 with them: Ceaser: “MARK LISTEN TO ME IM THE REAL CEASER!” Alt Ces: “No I’m the real Ceaser” Ces: “IM CESAR” ALT Ces: “NO I AM!” Mark: “So who’s the real one?!” Both: *”I AM”*
here’s a story for who’s the alternate: Mark: hey cesar what’s up? Cesar: Nothin- “cesar”: hi mark Mark: Uh.. is this one of your brothers? Cesar: *sigh* First of all, that isn’t my brother. Second of all, why does he look like me. “cesar”: umm… well- Mark: You’re a fake! *looks at victims* *wait why is he victim none?* Cesar: Uh.. Mark you fine? Mark: Yeah I’m fine.. “cesar”: talk this out. Cesar: fine. *the song starts*
Mark: what's going on here??
Real Cesar: uhhh, Mark, sorry to bother you, but can I sleep at your house today? And my house has a rat infestation, and my mom wants to save money for my college, Can you let me sleep at your house tonight, please?
Alt. Cesar: dang it
Cesar: Hey Mark.
Mark: Wtf, two Cesars?!
Alt.Cesar: oh shit
Victim none (Cesar Torres): i am the real cesar
"victim two" (The Alternate) : No i am THe rEal cesar
victim one (Mark H.): uuuuuuuuhhhh
true
Cesar from the other call called accidentally when they were acting the script
Real cesar: * setting up mic * alright, hey mar-
Mark : WHAT THE HELL!?
Alt cesar : who are you?
Real cesar :Mark whos this?
Mark: WHA- * Hangs up *
* alt cesar turns back *
Alt : well great job Cesar, you made my victim hang up -_-
Cesar: it wasnt my fault you were the one who tried to kill him
Alt : fair point, alright see you tomorrow
cesar : seeya
* both hang up *
LOL
Mark: why are there 2 Cesars? Real Cesar: ME IM THE REAL ONE DONT LISTEN TO THIS IMPOSTER Fake Cesar: no im the real one
Alt Cesar: hey mark
Mark: hi Cesar why the hell you call me this late at night
Real Cesar: because he is my alternate
Mark: WTH there are two Cesar’s who is the real one
Real Cesar: it’s me I’m the Cesar your real friend
Alt Cesar: don’t listen to this moron he is the faker now mark please come to turn on the cameras
Real Cesar: no mark please listen I will even give you evidence (gives the evidence)
Alt Cesar: well I’m exposed
Mark: omg Cesar your alive (crying tears of joy)
Real Cesar: it’s ok buddy let’s just hang up this call and not let the alternates kill us
Mark: (has tears in his eyes) ok🥹
Alt Cesar: you both will suffer death soon enough
Real Cesar and mark: shut up you walking identity crisis
Alt Cesar: NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
Real Cesar and mark ends call
Alternate: my plan failed dang it
"Victim None?" Wouldn't that just be "The Perpetrator"?
Victim none is “cesar torres” in my Pov the victim none is the alternate
mark:😮
alt cesar:im the real cesar😡
real cesar:bruh
I can’t help but imagine the double Buzz scene in TS2 with them:
Ceaser: “MARK LISTEN TO ME IM THE REAL CEASER!”
Alt Ces: “No I’m the real Ceaser”
Ces: “IM CESAR”
ALT Ces: “NO I AM!”
Mark: “So who’s the real one?!”
Both: *”I AM”*
"which one do i shoot" ahh song 💀
So who is mark going to believe
I don't know, alternates know everything
He might just refuse to believe either of them and stay away from them both.
mark is gonna believe the cesar who doesn’t sound like “ i” bc the real cesar sounds is “oarh”
here’s a story for who’s the alternate:
Mark: hey cesar what’s up?
Cesar: Nothin-
“cesar”: hi mark
Mark: Uh.. is this one of your brothers?
Cesar: *sigh* First of all, that isn’t my brother. Second of all, why does he look like me.
“cesar”: umm… well-
Mark: You’re a fake! *looks at victims* *wait why is he victim none?*
Cesar: Uh.. Mark you fine?
Mark: Yeah I’m fine..
“cesar”: talk this out.
Cesar: fine.
*the song starts*
Mark Heacliff 😋
None mark none Cesar
fake Cesar victim 1.5
Good video
Victim none? 😳😳😳 I’m confused
victim none= alternate
@@Churrosgameplays4414 oh okie
epic video
Hi mar- WHO THE FU-
Can you make a video of tails and tails exe sing release?
ok
(Cesar) who the hell are you (faker Cesar) faker no i am the real Cesar (Mark) which one is real
everyone is just writing stories down here istg
Where the real one? At middle of video?
what's on the right
is the alternate
@@LaiTheSalad WHO BRO JUST TELL ME WHO IS ALTERNATE AT MIDDLE?!
@@Churrosgameplays4414 thx
Thx @SleepyPancakes-df3mb
Cesar’s Alternate: “Can you come turn on the-“
Real Cesar: “Hey, Mark…? Can I-“
Mark: “*What the fuck-*”
Exposed!