I like Rslash too, but yeah, real people are far better than AI. Honestly I'd love to see a collab between Kalbus and Oz bc they have the same kinda chaotic energy
2:35 i used to be in the fanfic community, let me translate: "sold to 1d wattpad fic" means, basically, the OC/self insert character is "sold" to a person or group (as a servant or spouse). my suspicion is 1d refers to One Direction, the band. also lumo mentioning the swamps of dagobah _how fuckin dare you_ dredge up that shit, _bruh i was eating_
kalbus has brought me joy for a long time now, since like mid-2020. so much has changed in life, and yet kalbus remains constant. here's to 2024, and another year of our favorite chaosmakers!
“Anyone who blames genetics is just lying to themselves.” Me here with a spinal issue that causes the muscles in my right shoulder to refuse to develop properly. I mean.., technically it’s not genetics?
23:48, you should just show up and buy all the lemons at the store, and be like "this is what the math books warned you about, and i have come to fulfill the prophecy that had been lay out before us, now get to counting all of them"
I am personally convinced that human consciousness is made out of a collective of advanced organic AIs working together, because I swear that some AI generated stuff is too similar to something you'd find in a dream.
Hi 2016 wattpad user here Back when one direction were still a group, so many fangirls wanted to be with tgem to the point they wrote fanficiton where they become slaves/maids/workers for them They are still akot but now its kpop
19:17 thats my meme! I'm glad the amalgamation is horrifying, that was the intent! But also, it took me about an hour to do just that one thing, I'm glad y'all liked it
I intentionally avoid channels that use AI voices because it just sounds not that great. I thought for a while I had made one exception since the voice was at least nice but then I would hear him occasionally start giggling at the more ridiculous stories and it hit me that this channel wasn't AI, it was just a guy that didn't do commentary on the stories he read. Still has a very nice voice though. (I'm talking about XO Stories if anyone is curious)
Even when you think you can tolerate the ai text to speech voices, it always gets ruined by them not bothering to take two seconds to fix a typo or tts misreading the text to say something completely different (like 25M turning into 25 meters)
I think the only channel ive watched that uses the synth voices is HalfBreadChaos and he's not even a reddit read story channel, he's a deltarune theory channel lmao Reddit stories channel just feel way too bland and minimum effort
Lanie & Violet should do a Witch Posting Memes video to combat the chaotic "boy smell" energy of Lumo/Zen's Wizard Posting videos! 🧙🏻♀️ vs 🧙🏻♂️ 💃🏻 vs 🕺🏻 🚺 vs 🚹 🚿 vs 🔥 👩🏼🚒 vs 🧟 💊 vs 🤕 😽 vs 🍋 🌩 vs🏄
I know this is like 4 months late but Kalbus Country Harbor is right next to the Airport they do the annual Experimental Aircraft Association meetup and 10s of thousands of people campout in and near the airport. If you were going to do a mass meet up that would be a really good place, it's got the infrastructure for it. Just do it a bit before or after the EAA meetup. Refrence EAA Airventure, and it looks like it's 500,000 people now, so finding room might be easy, the meetup happens sometime in July.
I may not do much in the discord anymore since I'm more comfortable talking in smaller communities but I love how unhinged this youtube channel/community is
Lumo, I'm right there with you having horrible handwriting. I ended up doing ~80% of my school work on a computer just so teachers could read my work. It helps that nowadays autocorrect is there for my dyslexic @§§ too!
2:24 its a sold to One Direction Wattpad fic. A popular form of fanfic that was written by teenagers where they fantasized about being sold to the members of the band One Direction, usually as a plot device to establish a romantic relationship with the band members. Not the worst way to learn how to do laundry ngl
i just discovered this channel today and the inside jokes are making me think y'all are insane. that's not a bad thing by any means! i'm still laughing, i just don't know why yet.
the simple answer is that the synthetic voices are so around because the channels are cobtent farms, the videos are basically automated and made explcity to get views; its the same deal with all those "All jumpscares in [X Fnaf Fangame]", its content farms that put no care or detiak or flavor to their stuff, just bare minimum
14:40 Crazy? I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once.
Kalbus was sold to One Direction in exchange of Laundry Knowledge.
03:30
Agreed 100%. Kalbus, Emkay, EzPz and Oz Media are the best Reddit reading channels because they have real human narrators.
And the click/onetopic
Pm Seymour
@@professormcnasty4519PM reads Tumblr, not Reddit
Seymour reads Tumblr, not Reddit. But, yeah, he’s good too!
I like Rslash too, but yeah, real people are far better than AI. Honestly I'd love to see a collab between Kalbus and Oz bc they have the same kinda chaotic energy
Kalbus is the chaotic evil of the Reddit readings, their extra content included, and I'm all here for it.
Kalbus is chaotic neutral at most
Emkay is lawful good
@@doomawsogamingChaotic good
Pmseymore is chaotic neutral
Chaotic neutral, I don't see them telling a child they're gonna kill their parents and burning down their house instead
The Doomguy went knee deep into hell to avenge his pet bnuuy. Be like Doomguy.
At this point knee deep is a understatement
Waist deep at the least
2:05
This is the first time I've gotten to see the Kalbus crew's full reference art, and I'm now realizing that they'd make a pretty good JRPG party.
What classes would they each be?
@@tealtalonflame4281
Lumo is the barbarian
Lilac is the cleric
Lanie and Zen are rogues
Telling an audience of 130K to get in lumo's dms
1 minute later
I have been way to open with the audience online
the duality of lumo
i feel like witchesvsthepatriarchy would be a perfect match for wizard posting
Y E S.
2:35 i used to be in the fanfic community, let me translate: "sold to 1d wattpad fic" means, basically, the OC/self insert character is "sold" to a person or group (as a servant or spouse). my suspicion is 1d refers to One Direction, the band.
also lumo mentioning the swamps of dagobah _how fuckin dare you_ dredge up that shit, _bruh i was eating_
You misunderstand. I want to be all of Kalbus. Swiftly change between forms like a shapeshifter.
kalbus has brought me joy for a long time now, since like mid-2020. so much has changed in life, and yet kalbus remains constant. here's to 2024, and another year of our favorite chaosmakers!
Me when Kalbus uploads:
that ending with TRAUMATIZED Lanie is sending me XDD aweeee
Lumo, you overpaid for Tumblr
It was only worth 50¢, not $3
You guys paid for it ?
Tumblr is worth negative money
“Anyone who blames genetics is just lying to themselves.” Me here with a spinal issue that causes the muscles in my right shoulder to refuse to develop properly. I mean.., technically it’s not genetics?
I feel sorry for Lanie at the end lol
23:48, you should just show up and buy all the lemons at the store, and be like "this is what the math books warned you about, and i have come to fulfill the prophecy that had been lay out before us, now get to counting all of them"
I am personally convinced that human consciousness is made out of a collective of advanced organic AIs working together, because I swear that some AI generated stuff is too similar to something you'd find in a dream.
You see, if an artificial intelligence is natural then it’s not an artificial intelligence. It’s just an intelligence.
@@Wyi-the-rogue True enough. lol
Btw I was vored by an elephant plush in a dream once. Can't make this stuff up.
The fact that some people dont know about the 'sold to 1D' Wattpad epidemic is wild
Something about this sentence makes me vaguely relieved that I don't know what it is either-
I'm from wattpad and I don't remember it. Refresh my memory, anyone?
Hi 2016 wattpad user here
Back when one direction were still a group, so many fangirls wanted to be with tgem to the point they wrote fanficiton where they become slaves/maids/workers for them
They are still akot but now its kpop
I can't ever imagine going back and trying to watch the Solo content. I LOVE YOU ALL!
The outfit came from Cream Soda on the discord! I designed the top and they improved it and made it an outfit (with booty shorts and thigh highs)!
14:16 lexi needs and i mean needs to be a guest on kalbus
Yes!
Yet another awesome year of watching your videos! I'm looking forward to seeing everything you all post next year. Keep up the amazing work!!
Even though I was fully prepared for it to come, seeing my creation appear in my feed was terrifying.
12:00 That's not how sword logic works. If Toland had a corporeal form he would kill you for that.
19:17 thats my meme! I'm glad the amalgamation is horrifying, that was the intent!
But also, it took me about an hour to do just that one thing, I'm glad y'all liked it
'sold to [INSERT BOY-BAND HERE]' is a Wattpad genre of stories.
In this case, it's One Direction
nice to see my Kalzone list there
11:19 Well who's that handsome duck
Wow, Lumo gets to meet lani and zen on Kalbus? It’s like I’ve been gaslighting him for so long just to be told to stop
I would unironically like to see kwite return for a video
I think kwite’s vibes would fit in with current kalbus
@@rainbowsylvie16 yeah, kalbus got more chaotic, and thats kwites M.O
chick-fil-a meat wizards vs Arby’s wizards
@22:00 the Letterkenny meme caught me off guard, my keyboard is now covered in coffee
I intentionally avoid channels that use AI voices because it just sounds not that great. I thought for a while I had made one exception since the voice was at least nice but then I would hear him occasionally start giggling at the more ridiculous stories and it hit me that this channel wasn't AI, it was just a guy that didn't do commentary on the stories he read. Still has a very nice voice though.
(I'm talking about XO Stories if anyone is curious)
Even when you think you can tolerate the ai text to speech voices, it always gets ruined by them not bothering to take two seconds to fix a typo or tts misreading the text to say something completely different (like 25M turning into 25 meters)
I think the only channel ive watched that uses the synth voices is HalfBreadChaos and he's not even a reddit read story channel, he's a deltarune theory channel lmao
Reddit stories channel just feel way too bland and minimum effort
Lanie & Violet should do a Witch Posting Memes video to combat the chaotic "boy smell" energy of Lumo/Zen's Wizard Posting videos!
🧙🏻♀️ vs 🧙🏻♂️
💃🏻 vs 🕺🏻
🚺 vs 🚹
🚿 vs 🔥
👩🏼🚒 vs 🧟
💊 vs 🤕
😽 vs 🍋
🌩 vs🏄
2:30 Sold-to-one-direction fic.
13:44 funnily enough, this was the firsr video i watched from you guys. Almost 3 years and counting baby!!!
You put lemon on top of the Kalzone. How many? We don't know...
12:49 Zen, this is from when the Colonel wakes up as a Na’vi in _The Way of Water_
I know this is like 4 months late but Kalbus Country Harbor is right next to the Airport they do the annual Experimental Aircraft Association meetup and 10s of thousands of people campout in and near the airport. If you were going to do a mass meet up that would be a really good place, it's got the infrastructure for it. Just do it a bit before or after the EAA meetup. Refrence EAA Airventure, and it looks like it's 500,000 people now, so finding room might be easy, the meetup happens sometime in July.
I may not do much in the discord anymore since I'm more comfortable talking in smaller communities but I love how unhinged this youtube channel/community is
Anyone who’s lived with a fruit tree would know how it be. I’ve got 30 ish grapefruits in my fridge rn
i hve been chosen thank you my dads and auntie . even when lumo read the meme in the wrong order
This is more of a motivation to join the discord than any cta...
It has been at least a Week since Lumo relinquished the Name at the End of a Video.
There is only one Lumo left. No more sharing.
Funny you post this today, my dad sent the crab cycle meme to me yesterday.
now I need more wizard posting lumi memes
CHAOS TIME IS UPON US
The crab cycle showed up and I started chanting crab and then the whole gang started chanting too.
16:04 I love the old background it’s my two favorite colors
This video was a treat. Thx guys
So many lemons, but not a single Buddha's Hand lemon included in the memes
YAYYYYY i love when all of you are together
HOLY MOLY THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE THE TRIVIA NIGHT??
Or will there be another next weekend?
16:53 he said it! he said the funny! rejoice! rejoice!
How did they not know one direction? Like fair i dont know one direction either but they've probably used tumblr longer than me
25:23 its my meme!!!!!
Kalbus is just infected my UA-cam one day, I was to depressed to stop it and now I'm a gay furry.
😂😂😂just what I need to check if I’m “up in the air”
4:13 Don't you _dare_ insult 1, he's just a child! (If you want context, look up Numberjacks, such a great part of my childhood)
Lumo, I'm right there with you having horrible handwriting. I ended up doing ~80% of my school work on a computer just so teachers could read my work. It helps that nowadays autocorrect is there for my dyslexic @§§ too!
Everyone thank the Jon Kalbus for making dinner.
4:14 number one, what the hell are you doing here [The numberjacks are coming]
15:10
Was op saying Lanie is Blue from Blue's Clues?
Because that's the armchair from Blues Clues they put imitation Lanie on.
2:24 its a sold to One Direction Wattpad fic.
A popular form of fanfic that was written by teenagers where they fantasized about being sold to the members of the band One Direction, usually as a plot device to establish a romantic relationship with the band members.
Not the worst way to learn how to do laundry ngl
3:49 someone add plastic surgery to the kalbus roadtrip plans
4:27 I have a skirt that looks EXACTLY like that. I have indeed been called out.
John Calvin
i just discovered this channel today and the inside jokes are making me think y'all are insane.
that's not a bad thing by any means! i'm still laughing, i just don't know why yet.
sadly this was the last post from them ... i still miss them in my recomendet list
the simple answer is that the synthetic voices are so around because the channels are cobtent farms, the videos are basically automated and made explcity to get views; its the same deal with all those "All jumpscares in [X Fnaf Fangame]", its content farms that put no care or detiak or flavor to their stuff, just bare minimum
Rip lumos inbox
This video made me belly laugh, I haven't done that in a good while
The kalbus place is in Wisconsin btw and appears to be a campground
10:33 Lumo is a racist against Elves! pardon me for repeating it but "Knife Ear" is a slur against elves in Dragon Age.
Can confirm
The soul of Pelinal Whitestrake watches over him
THE EMKAY Community is already on their way 14:17
I’m joking I love both!
4:03 PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER WHAT BEANOS IS
Do more of this.
4:25 can confirm, I own 2 pairs of thigh highs and a nice skirt (am trans woman lmao)
Is that Green Clean Station from A Hat in Time in the background?
this was amazing
As a t girl with that exact skirt I feel called out 4:35
2:37 2013 y/n sold to 1 direction wattpad fanfic
15:26 totally can see that as an emoji
23:41
I work as a cashier at a grocery store in upstate New York.
_I live in fear._
I showed up in a Kalbus video!
Kalbus county harbor is a campsite in Wisconsin
I must get on this next time
No Boy smell on the Kalzone
Kalbus feels like a Celeste community to me.
3:20 i watched them a while back bc no sponsorships.
6:25 Might I suggest witches vs the patriarchy?
What is the origin of the lemon meme?
Yeees bring kuite in as a supprise guest
good funsies
14:40 Crazy? I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once.
How dare they not include Lemon on in the KALZONE
Boy smell seems like something gamersups would do given that they made 'tittymilk' and 'guacamole gamer fart 9000'
Ok, but where the hell did you find that art of lanie at 11:42
It was me all long
walecome to crabbus
If you guys could steal Lexi and Robin from emkay you could take over the world
THE PANIC OF SEEING MY OWN MEME HERE 2:24
Lumo, lemons, number?