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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @Gyrhoe
    @Gyrhoe 10 місяців тому +53

    Kalbus was sold to One Direction in exchange of Laundry Knowledge.

  • @genericcheesewedge4870
    @genericcheesewedge4870 10 місяців тому +55

    Telling an audience of 130K to get in lumo's dms
    1 minute later
    I have been way to open with the audience online
    the duality of lumo

  • @traxthetrashwizard
    @traxthetrashwizard 10 місяців тому +59

    2:05
    This is the first time I've gotten to see the Kalbus crew's full reference art, and I'm now realizing that they'd make a pretty good JRPG party.

    • @tealtalonflame4281
      @tealtalonflame4281 10 місяців тому +1

      What classes would they each be?

    • @flameongamer8534
      @flameongamer8534 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tealtalonflame4281
      Lumo is the barbarian
      Lilac is the cleric
      Lanie and Zen are rogues

  • @_StarlightRose_
    @_StarlightRose_ 10 місяців тому +84

    The Doomguy went knee deep into hell to avenge his pet bnuuy. Be like Doomguy.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 10 місяців тому +8

      At this point knee deep is a understatement

    • @treywilliams1388
      @treywilliams1388 9 місяців тому +2

      Waist deep at the least

  • @godofnotsogoodideas
    @godofnotsogoodideas 10 місяців тому +36

    i feel like witchesvsthepatriarchy would be a perfect match for wizard posting

  • @RyugaIrving
    @RyugaIrving 10 місяців тому +133

    Kalbus is the chaotic evil of the Reddit readings, their extra content included, and I'm all here for it.

    • @georgetrevor2621
      @georgetrevor2621 10 місяців тому +5

      Kalbus is chaotic neutral at most

    • @doomawsogaming
      @doomawsogaming 10 місяців тому

      Emkay is lawful good

    • @georgetrevor2621
      @georgetrevor2621 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@doomawsogamingChaotic good

    • @professormcnasty4519
      @professormcnasty4519 10 місяців тому +2

      Pmseymore is chaotic neutral

    • @Last_Person
      @Last_Person 10 місяців тому +1

      Chaotic neutral, I don't see them telling a child they're gonna kill their parents and burning down their house instead

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 10 місяців тому +128

    03:30
    Agreed 100%. Kalbus, Emkay, EzPz and Oz Media are the best Reddit reading channels because they have real human narrators.

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 10 місяців тому +34

      And the click/onetopic

    • @professormcnasty4519
      @professormcnasty4519 10 місяців тому +19

      Pm Seymour

    • @Simply_resharkable
      @Simply_resharkable 10 місяців тому

      ​@@professormcnasty4519PM reads Tumblr, not Reddit

    • @victor_creator
      @victor_creator 10 місяців тому +17

      Seymour reads Tumblr, not Reddit. But, yeah, he’s good too!

    • @AnUmbreonNamedRaire
      @AnUmbreonNamedRaire 10 місяців тому +14

      I like Rslash too, but yeah, real people are far better than AI. Honestly I'd love to see a collab between Kalbus and Oz bc they have the same kinda chaotic energy

  • @a-goblin
    @a-goblin 10 місяців тому +15

    2:35 i used to be in the fanfic community, let me translate: "sold to 1d wattpad fic" means, basically, the OC/self insert character is "sold" to a person or group (as a servant or spouse). my suspicion is 1d refers to One Direction, the band.
    also lumo mentioning the swamps of dagobah _how fuckin dare you_ dredge up that shit, _bruh i was eating_

  • @Galactic_Procyon
    @Galactic_Procyon 10 місяців тому +22

    You misunderstand. I want to be all of Kalbus. Swiftly change between forms like a shapeshifter.

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 10 місяців тому +12

    kalbus has brought me joy for a long time now, since like mid-2020. so much has changed in life, and yet kalbus remains constant. here's to 2024, and another year of our favorite chaosmakers!

  • @NecrochildK
    @NecrochildK 10 місяців тому +6

    “Anyone who blames genetics is just lying to themselves.” Me here with a spinal issue that causes the muscles in my right shoulder to refuse to develop properly. I mean.., technically it’s not genetics?

  • @tumainivt
    @tumainivt 10 місяців тому +1

    that ending with TRAUMATIZED Lanie is sending me XDD aweeee

  • @DryPaperHammerBro
    @DryPaperHammerBro 10 місяців тому +12

    I feel sorry for Lanie at the end lol

  • @Kafj302
    @Kafj302 10 місяців тому +4

    23:48, you should just show up and buy all the lemons at the store, and be like "this is what the math books warned you about, and i have come to fulfill the prophecy that had been lay out before us, now get to counting all of them"

  • @Ember-vw2ms
    @Ember-vw2ms 10 місяців тому +8

    Me when Kalbus uploads:

  • @Galactic_Procyon
    @Galactic_Procyon 10 місяців тому +3

    The outfit came from Cream Soda on the discord! I designed the top and they improved it and made it an outfit (with booty shorts and thigh highs)!

  • @Murrlin27
    @Murrlin27 10 місяців тому +1

    I can't ever imagine going back and trying to watch the Solo content. I LOVE YOU ALL!

  • @blackdragon3854
    @blackdragon3854 10 місяців тому +10

    I am personally convinced that human consciousness is made out of a collective of advanced organic AIs working together, because I swear that some AI generated stuff is too similar to something you'd find in a dream.

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue 10 місяців тому +1

      You see, if an artificial intelligence is natural then it’s not an artificial intelligence. It’s just an intelligence.

    • @blackdragon3854
      @blackdragon3854 10 місяців тому

      @@Wyi-the-rogue True enough. lol
      Btw I was vored by an elephant plush in a dream once. Can't make this stuff up.

  • @_StarlightRose_
    @_StarlightRose_ 10 місяців тому +72

    Lumo, you overpaid for Tumblr
    It was only worth 50¢, not $3

  • @БранимирНиколов-ж7ф
    @БранимирНиколов-ж7ф 10 місяців тому +4

    12:00 That's not how sword logic works. If Toland had a corporeal form he would kill you for that.

  • @GirishManjunathMusic
    @GirishManjunathMusic 10 місяців тому +1

    'sold to [INSERT BOY-BAND HERE]' is a Wattpad genre of stories.
    In this case, it's One Direction

  • @lonelypizzaslice4845
    @lonelypizzaslice4845 10 місяців тому +4

    The fact that some people dont know about the 'sold to 1D' Wattpad epidemic is wild

    • @coacobird
      @coacobird 10 місяців тому

      Something about this sentence makes me vaguely relieved that I don't know what it is either-

    • @cryst4l_clear456
      @cryst4l_clear456 8 місяців тому

      I'm from wattpad and I don't remember it. Refresh my memory, anyone?

    • @flameongamer8534
      @flameongamer8534 6 місяців тому +1

      Hi 2016 wattpad user here
      Back when one direction were still a group, so many fangirls wanted to be with tgem to the point they wrote fanficiton where they become slaves/maids/workers for them
      They are still akot but now its kpop

  • @SappyDuder
    @SappyDuder 10 місяців тому +3

    19:17 thats my meme! I'm glad the amalgamation is horrifying, that was the intent!
    But also, it took me about an hour to do just that one thing, I'm glad y'all liked it

  • @Last_Person
    @Last_Person 10 місяців тому +4

    Even though I was fully prepared for it to come, seeing my creation appear in my feed was terrifying.

  • @michaelhamilton3169
    @michaelhamilton3169 10 місяців тому +6

    14:16 lexi needs and i mean needs to be a guest on kalbus

  • @Kenya_Berry
    @Kenya_Berry 10 місяців тому +3

    Wow, Lumo gets to meet lani and zen on Kalbus? It’s like I’ve been gaslighting him for so long just to be told to stop

  • @daisyjoy242
    @daisyjoy242 10 місяців тому +3

    chick-fil-a meat wizards vs Arby’s wizards

  • @MeLoNarXo
    @MeLoNarXo 10 місяців тому +4

    nice to see my Kalzone list there

  • @crown4212
    @crown4212 10 місяців тому +4

    You put lemon on top of the Kalzone. How many? We don't know...

  • @HydraKittten
    @HydraKittten 10 місяців тому +14

    I would unironically like to see kwite return for a video

    • @rainbowsylvie16
      @rainbowsylvie16 10 місяців тому +2

      I think kwite’s vibes would fit in with current kalbus

    • @HydraKittten
      @HydraKittten 10 місяців тому +1

      @@rainbowsylvie16 yeah, kalbus got more chaotic, and thats kwites M.O

  • @alexmcdonald4707
    @alexmcdonald4707 10 місяців тому +3

    Yet another awesome year of watching your videos! I'm looking forward to seeing everything you all post next year. Keep up the amazing work!!

  • @Wilsonthe3st
    @Wilsonthe3st 10 місяців тому +2

    11:19 Well who's that handsome duck

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 10 місяців тому +3

    Lanie & Violet should do a Witch Posting Memes video to combat the chaotic "boy smell" energy of Lumo/Zen's Wizard Posting videos!
    🧙🏻‍♀️ vs 🧙🏻‍♂️
    💃🏻 vs 🕺🏻
    🚺 vs 🚹
    🚿 vs 🔥
    👩🏼‍🚒 vs 🧟
    💊 vs 🤕
    😽 vs 🍋
    🌩 vs🏄

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 10 місяців тому +5

    I intentionally avoid channels that use AI voices because it just sounds not that great. I thought for a while I had made one exception since the voice was at least nice but then I would hear him occasionally start giggling at the more ridiculous stories and it hit me that this channel wasn't AI, it was just a guy that didn't do commentary on the stories he read. Still has a very nice voice though.
    (I'm talking about XO Stories if anyone is curious)

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 10 місяців тому +1

      Even when you think you can tolerate the ai text to speech voices, it always gets ruined by them not bothering to take two seconds to fix a typo or tts misreading the text to say something completely different (like 25M turning into 25 meters)

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 10 місяців тому

      I think the only channel ive watched that uses the synth voices is HalfBreadChaos and he's not even a reddit read story channel, he's a deltarune theory channel lmao
      Reddit stories channel just feel way too bland and minimum effort

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 10 місяців тому

    12:49 Zen, this is from when the Colonel wakes up as a Na’vi in _The Way of Water_

  • @Dichuz91
    @Dichuz91 7 місяців тому

    @22:00 the Letterkenny meme caught me off guard, my keyboard is now covered in coffee

  • @logis8235
    @logis8235 10 місяців тому +2

    How did they not know one direction? Like fair i dont know one direction either but they've probably used tumblr longer than me

  • @The_Shards
    @The_Shards 10 місяців тому +3

    25:23 its my meme!!!!!
    Kalbus is just infected my UA-cam one day, I was to depressed to stop it and now I'm a gay furry.

  • @squa_81
    @squa_81 10 місяців тому +2

    This is more of a motivation to join the discord than any cta...

  • @emotionalsupportbean7404
    @emotionalsupportbean7404 10 місяців тому +1

    i hve been chosen thank you my dads and auntie . even when lumo read the meme in the wrong order

  • @nakunyame2071
    @nakunyame2071 10 місяців тому +1

    I may not do much in the discord anymore since I'm more comfortable talking in smaller communities but I love how unhinged this youtube channel/community is

  • @sunfishensunfishen2271
    @sunfishensunfishen2271 10 місяців тому +2

    Anyone who’s lived with a fruit tree would know how it be. I’ve got 30 ish grapefruits in my fridge rn

  • @BubblepunkAD
    @BubblepunkAD 10 місяців тому +1

    It has been at least a Week since Lumo relinquished the Name at the End of a Video.
    There is only one Lumo left. No more sharing.

  • @Wicked_Knight
    @Wicked_Knight 10 місяців тому +2

    Lumo, I'm right there with you having horrible handwriting. I ended up doing ~80% of my school work on a computer just so teachers could read my work. It helps that nowadays autocorrect is there for my dyslexic @§§ too!

  • @daniellelondon439
    @daniellelondon439 10 місяців тому

    Funny you post this today, my dad sent the crab cycle meme to me yesterday.

  • @goldensun1167
    @goldensun1167 10 місяців тому

    16:04 I love the old background it’s my two favorite colors

  • @wormcake_
    @wormcake_ 10 місяців тому +1

    16:53 he said it! he said the funny! rejoice! rejoice!

  • @travismason2811
    @travismason2811 6 місяців тому

    I know this is like 4 months late but Kalbus Country Harbor is right next to the Airport they do the annual Experimental Aircraft Association meetup and 10s of thousands of people campout in and near the airport. If you were going to do a mass meet up that would be a really good place, it's got the infrastructure for it. Just do it a bit before or after the EAA meetup. Refrence EAA Airventure, and it looks like it's 500,000 people now, so finding room might be easy, the meetup happens sometime in July.

  • @twitchyeyess
    @twitchyeyess 10 місяців тому

    13:44 funnily enough, this was the firsr video i watched from you guys. Almost 3 years and counting baby!!!

  • @saellanya
    @saellanya 10 місяців тому

    This video was a treat. Thx guys

  • @Saga_Anserum
    @Saga_Anserum 10 місяців тому +1

    2:30 Sold-to-one-direction fic.

  • @yukismith4518
    @yukismith4518 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂just what I need to check if I’m “up in the air”

  • @kreshofthemoonlight4963
    @kreshofthemoonlight4963 10 місяців тому

    The crab cycle showed up and I started chanting crab and then the whole gang started chanting too.

  • @Mrm.Pachypoda
    @Mrm.Pachypoda 10 місяців тому +1

    Everyone thank the Jon Kalbus for making dinner.

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
    @GAMINGOBRIEN69 10 місяців тому

    YAYYYYY i love when all of you are together

  • @hiwaga7399
    @hiwaga7399 10 місяців тому +1

    3:49 someone add plastic surgery to the kalbus roadtrip plans

  • @SkyeTheSapphicWizard
    @SkyeTheSapphicWizard 10 місяців тому

    now I need more wizard posting lumi memes

  • @WilliamTheRailwayTako
    @WilliamTheRailwayTako 10 місяців тому

    4:13 Don't you _dare_ insult 1, he's just a child! (If you want context, look up Numberjacks, such a great part of my childhood)

  • @RustedBarrelCo
    @RustedBarrelCo 9 місяців тому

    4:14 number one, what the hell are you doing here [The numberjacks are coming]

  • @onewingedangel9189
    @onewingedangel9189 10 місяців тому

    This video made me belly laugh, I haven't done that in a good while

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 10 місяців тому

    the simple answer is that the synthetic voices are so around because the channels are cobtent farms, the videos are basically automated and made explcity to get views; its the same deal with all those "All jumpscares in [X Fnaf Fangame]", its content farms that put no care or detiak or flavor to their stuff, just bare minimum

  • @cryolitegem
    @cryolitegem 8 місяців тому

    4:27 I have a skirt that looks EXACTLY like that. I have indeed been called out.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 10 місяців тому

    So many lemons, but not a single Buddha's Hand lemon included in the memes

  • @edsweet2858
    @edsweet2858 10 місяців тому

    The kalbus place is in Wisconsin btw and appears to be a campground

  • @omegastar2508
    @omegastar2508 10 місяців тому +3

    What is the origin of the lemon meme?

  • @LilChuunosuke
    @LilChuunosuke 10 місяців тому

    2:24 its a sold to One Direction Wattpad fic.
    A popular form of fanfic that was written by teenagers where they fantasized about being sold to the members of the band One Direction, usually as a plot device to establish a romantic relationship with the band members.
    Not the worst way to learn how to do laundry ngl

  • @maledictionwolf
    @maledictionwolf 10 місяців тому +1

    CHAOS TIME IS UPON US

  • @camdenzeigler6954
    @camdenzeigler6954 10 місяців тому

    HOLY MOLY THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE THE TRIVIA NIGHT??

  • @goldensun1167
    @goldensun1167 10 місяців тому +1

    THE EMKAY Community is already on their way 14:17

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
    @GAMINGOBRIEN69 10 місяців тому

    Do more of this.

  • @doodlebug47
    @doodlebug47 5 місяців тому

    i just discovered this channel today and the inside jokes are making me think y'all are insane.
    that's not a bad thing by any means! i'm still laughing, i just don't know why yet.

    • @Playerk125
      @Playerk125 3 місяці тому

      sadly this was the last post from them ... i still miss them in my recomendet list

  • @hiwaga7399
    @hiwaga7399 10 місяців тому

    2:37 2013 y/n sold to 1 direction wattpad fanfic

  • @Crim912
    @Crim912 10 місяців тому

    4:03 PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER WHAT BEANOS IS

  • @Nijonibi
    @Nijonibi 10 місяців тому +6

    10:33 Lumo is a racist against Elves! pardon me for repeating it but "Knife Ear" is a slur against elves in Dragon Age.

    • @salt7625
      @salt7625 10 місяців тому +1

      Can confirm

    • @mmyr8ado.360
      @mmyr8ado.360 10 місяців тому +1

      The soul of Pelinal Whitestrake watches over him

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 9 місяців тому

    15:10
    Was op saying Lanie is Blue from Blue's Clues?
    Because that's the armchair from Blues Clues they put imitation Lanie on.

  • @TheSaxyCarrot
    @TheSaxyCarrot 10 місяців тому

    Kalbus county harbor is a campsite in Wisconsin

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 10 місяців тому +3

    John Calvin

  • @Shimmeringashes.
    @Shimmeringashes. 10 місяців тому

    Rip lumos inbox

  • @bunnybomb4149
    @bunnybomb4149 10 місяців тому +3

    4:25 can confirm, I own 2 pairs of thigh highs and a nice skirt (am trans woman lmao)

  • @hamnugg6153
    @hamnugg6153 10 місяців тому +1

    As a t girl with that exact skirt I feel called out 4:35

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 7 місяців тому

    23:41
    I work as a cashier at a grocery store in upstate New York.
    _I live in fear._

  • @coinsilver3
    @coinsilver3 10 місяців тому

    15:26 totally can see that as an emoji

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 10 місяців тому

    3:20 i watched them a while back bc no sponsorships.

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh 10 місяців тому +1

    14:40 Crazy? I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once, so they locked me in a big round room and all they fed me were bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. Old people have spots. Old people live long lives. Life? That’s my favorite cereal! I once bought a box of cereal for $5. $5? That’s crazy! I was crazy once.

  • @that_rat289
    @that_rat289 10 місяців тому

    this was amazing

  • @davidmartin5483
    @davidmartin5483 10 місяців тому

    How dare they not include Lemon on in the KALZONE

  • @Bobb11881
    @Bobb11881 10 місяців тому

    Is that Green Clean Station from A Hat in Time in the background?

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer 10 місяців тому

    6:25 Might I suggest witches vs the patriarchy?

  • @kurotsuki7427
    @kurotsuki7427 10 місяців тому

    Yeees bring kuite in as a supprise guest

  • @soyboydj6875
    @soyboydj6875 10 місяців тому

    I hate that I don’t remember what the lemons are about

  • @Puzzlers100
    @Puzzlers100 10 місяців тому

    WitchesVsThePatriarchy as the counterpoint of wizardPosting?

  • @ravled1230
    @ravled1230 10 місяців тому

    Kalbus feels like a Celeste community to me.

  • @DesTheMagicDog
    @DesTheMagicDog 10 місяців тому

    I must get on this next time

  • @DedSysOp
    @DedSysOp 10 місяців тому

    If you guys could steal Lexi and Robin from emkay you could take over the world

  • @Deedoo_r
    @Deedoo_r 5 місяців тому

    I wouldnt mind getting Kwite back as a guest host on a video or two

  • @owenthompson4071
    @owenthompson4071 10 місяців тому

    No Boy smell on the Kalzone

  • @Valkyrie_Persephone
    @Valkyrie_Persephone 10 місяців тому

    THE PANIC OF SEEING MY OWN MEME HERE 2:24

  • @itscznben8728
    @itscznben8728 10 місяців тому +2

    Ok, but where the hell did you find that art of lanie at 11:42

  • @steelhorn2029
    @steelhorn2029 10 місяців тому

    I showed up in a Kalbus video!

  • @PrimordialRoseberryBush
    @PrimordialRoseberryBush 10 місяців тому

    Lumo, lemons, number?