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  • @karlhawkes3820
    @karlhawkes3820 3 місяці тому +69

    More like a sitcom character than an actual security guard.

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 3 місяці тому +5

      He was like something straight out of Are You Being Served.

  • @kevinsancto1574
    @kevinsancto1574 3 місяці тому +24

    This bloke really is pure comedy gold Little Britain has come true 😂😅😂

    • @dtz1000
      @dtz1000 2 дні тому +1

      For some reason, Pure Audits reminds me of the guy in the wheelchair who says, "Yeah, I know" all the time. It's so funny.

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy 3 місяці тому +46

    Definitely shouldn’t be working that role.

    • @pauls3075
      @pauls3075 3 місяці тому +5

      What would you rather someone with that level of intelligence be doing?

    • @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
      @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@pauls3075
      Definitely not working at Sellafield.

  • @stevetaylor4387
    @stevetaylor4387 3 місяці тому +25

    “Who are you then?”
    “What’s it look like?”
    Wow, so many answers to that. 😂

  • @cookiemonster2299
    @cookiemonster2299 3 місяці тому +18

    You may not have made a new friend there but you two could easily be the next Mortimer and Whitehouse, that was hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂😭👍❤️🇬🇧

  • @georgeroskilly7524
    @georgeroskilly7524 3 місяці тому +55

    What a muppet living in his own world!

    • @MartinSanders-ut9qq
      @MartinSanders-ut9qq 3 місяці тому +4

      This interaction was the most interesting thing that has ever happened to him in his entire life.

  • @ShortieLeeroy
    @ShortieLeeroy 3 місяці тому +22

    You are responsible that the security bloke lost the remaining hair on his bonnet.

  • @anthonyoconnell9389
    @anthonyoconnell9389 3 місяці тому +9

    That was so funny 🤣🤣😂😂 that security guard getting his knickers in a twist 😂🥃💚☘️👍

  • @carlswift8682
    @carlswift8682 3 місяці тому +11

    If there are no gates or signs saying private or no entry, there is an implied right of public access.

  • @spundley
    @spundley 3 місяці тому +10

    He must be very official, as he enunciates every single consonant - no sloppy slurring of his words here! 😂

  • @johnfellows2867
    @johnfellows2867 3 місяці тому +12

    What an absolute Knob Jockey !

  • @MrTorrit
    @MrTorrit 3 місяці тому +13

    It’s so funny when he emphasises a sentence to make it sound like the absolute truth. Funny when it doesn’t work.

  • @garyevans8116
    @garyevans8116 3 місяці тому +17

    This insecurity guard is an absolute moron. He behaved like this because you didn’t ask him for his permission. I hope the company gets lots of complaints because I’m making a phone call to them

  • @mickmcloughlin5816
    @mickmcloughlin5816 3 місяці тому +5

    The insecurity guard was hilarious 😂😂

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 3 місяці тому +19

    This bloke is obsessed with seamen!

  • @rocket3561
    @rocket3561 3 місяці тому +11

    We,ll be alright if all the lawyers ever go on strike . The security guards with their law degrees will be able to keep the legal system running 😅😅😅

  • @JamesBrown-lc4fw
    @JamesBrown-lc4fw 3 місяці тому +19

    😂😂 he was going to have a stroke

  • @justmatt7931
    @justmatt7931 3 місяці тому +10

    Its amazing how many laws get created before our very eyes

  • @westentertainer
    @westentertainer 3 місяці тому +19

    See kids this is what happens if you don’t go to school. You will have to get a job in security. He needs education on the law 😂

    • @smoggydrones5664
      @smoggydrones5664 3 місяці тому +1

      I work in security get paid £30k+. It’s a good career if you choose the right company. Some security firms pay peanuts so attract monkeys. I am offended by your generalisation

    • @westentertainer
      @westentertainer 3 місяці тому +2

      @@smoggydrones5664 I hope you are more educated regarding the law than him then. He made a fool of himself and I’m afraid made the security world . I watch hundreds of these type of audits and maybe 10% there are brilliant security and they understand the law so when you state monkey and peanuts you are spot on

    • @QuagmiresDooflab
      @QuagmiresDooflab 2 місяці тому

      Don't be a snob! That's very offensive. What do you do that sets the world on fire??

  • @shutterupphotography295
    @shutterupphotography295 3 місяці тому +6

    he is so sketchy that i would check his cabin for a child....

  • @PJ-wm9nq
    @PJ-wm9nq 3 місяці тому +12

    Yoda's on form today! There stay you, removed you will be.

  • @leyland110
    @leyland110 3 місяці тому +4

    Good for you standing your ground

  • @markrhodes5828
    @markrhodes5828 3 місяці тому +28

    an absolutely clueless security guard

  • @hc3932
    @hc3932 3 місяці тому +6

    He wanted to be chairman of the board but he ended up in security!

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 3 місяці тому +14

    Just imagine how many trains are not getting spotted all because they have all got security jobs.

  • @rchippy2319
    @rchippy2319 3 місяці тому +8

    Where was security when you walked in😂

  • @dickwilliam3793
    @dickwilliam3793 3 місяці тому +5

    security guard's been waiting 15 years for this day.

  • @zog97xy
    @zog97xy 3 місяці тому +6

    What a berk! this is better than monty python!

  • @colinbassett1170
    @colinbassett1170 3 місяці тому +33

    Could be a candidate for looney of the month.

  • @dsds3968
    @dsds3968 19 годин тому +1

    Wonderful work, some of the best comedy I've seen. He got so angry.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits 8 годин тому +1

      Thank you - and thanks for watching 👍 PA

  • @JoFloss
    @JoFloss 3 місяці тому +3

    There doesn’t need to be a private property sign. There is a gate. It doesn’t matter if it is open. The gate denotes private property. The law is clear on the test - “would a reasonable person conclude that this is private property?” Indeed they would.
    You had no lawful business with the Company. Just fly your drone from outside and pop off. Easy.

  • @mickbranton3677
    @mickbranton3677 16 днів тому +1

    Brilliant 😂.... love watching pure audits 👍.

  • @Pennywise180
    @Pennywise180 3 місяці тому +3

    Security guard who should not be in the job...incompetent is a positive comment for that fool.

  • @gitmoholliday5764
    @gitmoholliday5764 3 місяці тому +3

    yeah... it looks very "restricted" about as restricted as Blackpool on a sunny day.

  • @alanlofus3100
    @alanlofus3100 3 місяці тому +12

    typical security twonker that invents laws

  • @daviddoyle5291
    @daviddoyle5291 3 місяці тому +3

    Looks like there are a lot of asbestos roof on that site.

  • @bovnet
    @bovnet 3 місяці тому +4

    Security caught napping

  • @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
    @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE 3 місяці тому +5

    You flew the drone.
    Now Siemens are going to prosecute you.
    Silly security said so.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +2

    😂He only applied for the job so he could say 'Ooh semen' all the time in a wildly intense way.
    Comedy gold, brilliantly done, thank you, subscribed.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 3 місяці тому +5

    The reason why Siemens need to vet their security they will drop you in it.

  • @andrewlitow
    @andrewlitow 3 місяці тому +10

    Dude said Siemen more than a fertility clinic

  • @InnocentMan99
    @InnocentMan99 3 місяці тому +14

    Brilliant wind up 😂

  • @andrewgarner2224
    @andrewgarner2224 3 місяці тому +4

    Security: There's no sign to say it's public
    Auditor: Well then it should be quite easy for you to show me a sign on your side of the gate that says you are now leaving private property

  • @philrobinson5667
    @philrobinson5667 3 місяці тому +3

    Felt a bit sorry for the Security Guard, Siemens need to put him on a basic course to sort out where he stands on the law and how to talk to members of the public (there’s day courses easily available)…instead the poor bloke became flustered and he’s not paid anywhere enough money to be upset at work.
    Hope his firm looks after him better.

  • @grahamh6988
    @grahamh6988 10 днів тому +1

    That security guard is a bit....special.....like they've employed the stupidest nerd they could find!

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 3 місяці тому +18

    The reason why I would be a crap auditor I would have lost it with him.

    • @green856w
      @green856w 3 місяці тому +2

      This so-called auditor can hardly be called better than crap. It's a fake role; little nobodies trying to find a purpose in life and failing miserably. So needy - 'Look at me, I carry a cam/phone so I can get noticed by somebody, as otherwise no one would notice me'.

    • @shutterupphotography295
      @shutterupphotography295 3 місяці тому +8

      @@green856w and you watched it all the way through and made a comment lmfao..

    • @smeehere
      @smeehere 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@green856w
      Thanks for the view and comment, it helps grow his channel.
      Keep up your work here, there's a good chap

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 19 годин тому

      @@green856w doesn't matter what you think he is called. He's one of the funniest.

  • @steverpcb
    @steverpcb Місяць тому +2

    Shared access with open gates and no signage, there is an implied right of public access, in short, a publicly accessible area !

  • @petermurphy8580
    @petermurphy8580 2 місяці тому +1

    I'll bet he's a confirmed bachelor who lives with his mum

  • @retroonhisbikes
    @retroonhisbikes 3 місяці тому +2

    Wow Siemens divert all aircraft, i wonder if Siemens stop the space station from flying over head too.

  • @craigskayman8422
    @craigskayman8422 8 днів тому +1

    Like a child having a tantrum he was.

  • @newsnowhamilton
    @newsnowhamilton 3 місяці тому +2

    What an absolutely staggering level of ignorance. How can a grown man be so woefully unaware of the realities and rights in his own country? Does he really think that every public space in the UK needs a sign declaring it public 😳😄🙄?!?! My god man, get a clue 🫤

  • @CURVEDGLASS123
    @CURVEDGLASS123 3 місяці тому

    That guard needs his own Netflix series. Please.

  • @woods19364
    @woods19364 3 місяці тому +3

    But I always put my drone up, is that a euphemism?

  • @connect4glyn
    @connect4glyn 3 місяці тому +2

    Blimey , this so called security man isn't the brightest spark is he ! Glad he was here though for the entertainment he gives . Looks like Eric Morecabe's love child .

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 3 місяці тому +1

    I bet he felt a right Whalley.

  • @hammerborg5663
    @hammerborg5663 12 днів тому

    Best laugh in days, brilliant.

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 3 місяці тому +3

    Is that Dick Stains security guard works for Siemens. Siemens Stains.

  • @sandrapearson4658
    @sandrapearson4658 2 дні тому +1

    He is hilarious 😅😂😂

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond 3 місяці тому +6

    When he kept saying "where does it say public?" you should have asked him where it says "private". Also when he said you haven't got permission to fly your drone because it was a private company you should have told him that they don't own the air space. Otherwise for a new auditor, it was good. Keep it up lad. I've subscribed.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits 3 місяці тому

      Thanks for your support. PA

  • @MickJ666
    @MickJ666 3 місяці тому +2

    I bet the receptionist gave security a telling off for not seeing you walk in🤣 that's why he was so arsey I bet🤣

  • @Dan-rx5us
    @Dan-rx5us 2 місяці тому

    That security guard has the worst attitude I've seen on a audit

  • @Mr_MrsMagill
    @Mr_MrsMagill 4 дні тому

    Lol I love how you are so persistent 😂😂 have to get my DRONE up ❤

  • @UglyDoug
    @UglyDoug 3 місяці тому +7

    The Auditor didn't "disturb" anyone . . . that security guard was already Disturbed

  • @madcapjourneys9014
    @madcapjourneys9014 3 місяці тому +3

    If you are ask to leave private property you have to leave you know this and film and fly the drone from outside their property what is your problem

  • @65castle
    @65castle Місяць тому

    Just brilliant you need an awards ceremony complete with you as top nomination

  • @TonyB-is5pg
    @TonyB-is5pg 2 місяці тому

    Great wind up !
    You’re playing that Columbo role well 👍

  • @allanfoster5418
    @allanfoster5418 3 місяці тому +2

    Security guard is a clown. 🤡 its illegal to fly a Drone over here. 🤔🤔🤭😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣😂😂

  • @user-lb5wt3wy1u
    @user-lb5wt3wy1u 3 місяці тому

    Eric Morecambe got himself in a bit of a tizzy😂was much funnier when he done the double act with Ernie 😁

  • @robertmitchell9415
    @robertmitchell9415 2 дні тому

    I think the security is really the Gestapo.

  • @gordonwainwright898
    @gordonwainwright898 17 днів тому +1

    How can secuity make his own laws up. Open gate.All welcome.

  • @johannooyen3213
    @johannooyen3213 3 дні тому

    Always good to see the disabled parking spaces, always disappointing to see them empty...
    Where are those employees then?

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 2 місяці тому

    Ricky Gervais should cast him in any up and coming comedy.

  • @MANCHESTERQUIZ
    @MANCHESTERQUIZ День тому

    The security guard defo still lives with his mum lol

  • @kenburt9696
    @kenburt9696 3 місяці тому

    I thought he was going to stamp his little foot and flounce off, what a little princess !

  • @hicks3749
    @hicks3749 День тому

    Poindexter has been on the blue smarties again.

  • @atitnac598
    @atitnac598 3 дні тому

    😡🤬 That REALLY annoys me....." Off you pop then "😡🤬

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 3 місяці тому +3

    He looks extremely dodgy.

  • @thadonis.
    @thadonis. 3 місяці тому +1

    "Show me a siiiign"
    film me baby one more time.
    🎵🎶

  • @MegaScumbucket
    @MegaScumbucket 3 місяці тому +31

    That's what we call a jobsworth...

    • @dr_dr
      @dr_dr 3 місяці тому +4

      He even had the classic jobsworth voice. They must be born that way!

  • @johnmay7675
    @johnmay7675 3 місяці тому +4

    Clueless Security as usual

  • @michaelward9643
    @michaelward9643 2 дні тому +1

    The thing is...if he tried to be funny he probably couldn't!

  • @josephthompson1318
    @josephthompson1318 3 місяці тому +1

    Impied rights of access.

  • @lablackzed
    @lablackzed 3 місяці тому +3

    Give a badge to a little man he becomes king kong pathetice😱👊

  • @leeoliver7151
    @leeoliver7151 2 місяці тому

    That security guard is a ringer for Eddie the eagle

  • @josephthompson1318
    @josephthompson1318 3 місяці тому +1

    The sighn is illegal for ALL on their property. False disclaimer.

  • @retroonhisbikes
    @retroonhisbikes 2 місяці тому

    What a silly man, imagine going through fearing legal activities.

  • @robertmitchell9415
    @robertmitchell9415 2 дні тому

    God that first few minutes reminded me of walking into a German death camp... I think they are a German company...

  • @garyhollins7911
    @garyhollins7911 8 днів тому

    Gok Wan earning a bit extra pocket money in his part time security job

  • @LeeCharles90
    @LeeCharles90 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂 show me a sign that’s says public!! But doesn’t show PA a sign saying private land😂😂
    Everything that guy said was comical….. what world does he live in😂😂

  • @telly9004
    @telly9004 2 місяці тому

    Security is comedy gold Off ya pop then 😂

  • @RussellBrandsChin
    @RussellBrandsChin 5 годин тому

    Not allowed!
    You need an appoinTmenT

  • @joansmith5831
    @joansmith5831 3 місяці тому +1

    My dog is still available he’s clueless as well but cheaper

  • @carlswift8682
    @carlswift8682 3 місяці тому +2

    Another misinformed security guard spouting a load of garbage.

  • @steveh6373
    @steveh6373 3 місяці тому

    These posts are often the same theam but I never get bored watching them. The gards never get it do they, never to qued up.

  • @resist.
    @resist. 3 місяці тому

    top work-well done

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits 3 місяці тому

      Thank you! Cheers!

  • @shanewalker6609
    @shanewalker6609 3 місяці тому +2

    Another clueless security guard, flipping his gob over thing's he knows nothing about 😂. High on his presumed authority.

  • @owensmith4651
    @owensmith4651 3 місяці тому

    The security guard is one of the most irritating people I have ever seen on YT. Absolutely awful.

  • @geoffreythomas-cs1sk
    @geoffreythomas-cs1sk 2 місяці тому

    OH DEAR YET ANOTHER SECURITY GUARD WHO DOES NOT KNOW THE DRONE AND PHOTOGRAPHY LAWS.
    HE CANT UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF SIGNAGE.

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 місяці тому

    Probably got caught napping lol.

  • @user-ck1jv3nw8d
    @user-ck1jv3nw8d 3 місяці тому +1

    Don't want to be pedantic, but either it's not a public right of way, or there shouldn't be a gate that is capable of closing it off, which there clearly is...