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We're here already. Hulk Hogan's speech at the RNC was straight out of Idiocracy. I actually expected President Camacho to come out on stage after that.
What this type of cringe-fest signifies, (and all other junk like it) is that we want to believe life is simple, superficial, a celebration of vacuousness, like we are children who need this dumbed-down coddling of our consciousness, like a teddy-bear to squash close to our chest to protect us from the harsh realities of our actual situation. 🎵Im a barbie girl, in a barbie world......life in plastic, its fantastic 🎵
0:54 interesting thing, before he was Costco Dad Big AJ, he was professional wrestler Eric Justice. He was never a particularly famous wrestler, not even an indie darling. He never made it to Ring of Honor or even Chikara, and you can only find a handful of his matches on UA-cam. However, I guess he made some friends, because got a cameo on AEW’s All out pay per view. Same show that had Jon Moxley wrap a plastic bag around the head of Bryan Danielson, and Hangman Adam Paige stick a needle in the mouth of Swerve Strickland, had the Costco family hanging out with the Iron Savages on the pre show.
I'm glad you told me he was a professional wrestler in his past life. I thought he was a rocket scientist. Now this confusion is cleared up. Also, such intimate knowledge of Costco Dad's career is pretty disturbing in itself. It's time to reexamine your life choices. Maybe watch some Gary Vee motivational videos.
Anyone else switch between Tim Dillon and Shahid Bolsen (Middle Nation). Despite being polar opposites to each other, their message is almost the exact same.
Letting your kid become the “rizzler” is wild. He’s not gonna be in prison, he will be lucky to go to prison where his diet is maintained. He will more then likely be 650lbs by 19 and on TLC at 22 in the new season of my 750lb life 😂😂
Tim we NEED a rant on the contingents of new couples, exhausted parents, & obnoxious crotch goblins who pack into apple picking orchards on October weekends.
Big Justice reminds me of that kid who died on the titan submersible. I get the impression he's doing it to make his dad happy though he probably doesn't have a choice anyway.
Lust for fame is no good. But i saw a couple vids of the funny looking ny Italian kid and the rizzler and they're refreshingly polite. They were asking the rizzler to rate their rizz and he was giving everyone 100s
I wonder if tim knows that he slowly transforming into Tom lykis with the glasses thing and he makes sense of of this generation and how stupid this generations is
Hey tim. Didnt you know that. “WE BRING THE BOOM”. Is the PREQUEL to “OWW MY BALLS”. Was also the same guy that goes on to write “ASS”. A 90 minute award winning show stopper.
“Look at the face, this guy is going to kill them all Chris Benoit style “ 😂🤣😭
Oh, shit!! reflexive laughter Thanks.
100% accurate. His wife is already under the house
He’s gonna bring the boom alright
@@rymichaeldudeguy65😂😅
LMFAOOO
What happens next? President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!!
Camacho 2024
“I know we running outta burrito toppings and shit……”
“Electrolytes it what plants grave”
Man trying to put square in circle hole while hiding his efforts so no-one copies him. Wonderful.
DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE
"One of my friend's sons saw the Rizzler yesterday in Long Island"
you beat me to it 😭
I was waiting for something more but he just felt like dropping it in
I spit my water out
He met the rizzler it’s a big deal!
That’s more of a factoid
That family definitely owns a van.
No probably an Escalade. But the last thing that they ride in is an ambulance I suspect they're well on their way to heart disease and diabetes .
Correct
And a large suburban house.
@@sirclarkmarz probably not but something tells me you’d feel better about your life if they did
nah I'm guessing they drive some massive 3 row SUV
It's a real knife fight in Costco. Hopefully it doesn't turn into a gunfight, but hey that's life in the big city.
Knives are available on aisle 14 next to the golf clubs and sunglasses .
Life in the big city 🚬
Hustle and bustle
What a great callback 😭😭
Wez be good
Tim, you magnificent bastard.
“4:15 this is why we fought the Iraq war” 😂
the day you become numb to tim dillon is the day you know you're fully cooked
The most long island coded family I have ever seen. Beautiful and terrifying
This is Idiocracy in real life. Watch the movie. It's where we are headed.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
We're here already. Hulk Hogan's speech at the RNC was straight out of Idiocracy. I actually expected President Camacho to come out on stage after that.
@@StopClimateEngineering Love President Camacho! He will be amazing #Camacho_2504
@@StopClimateEngineeringOh hush, poor kids can be just as smart as white kids.
Headed?
If Tim was straight he would be the double chocolate chip guy
Sacrificing your children’s health to a corporation is literally one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.
Cry more lol
And most patriotic.
@@johndong7524 It’s certainly very American.
Is this your first time in America?
The numbers these slop videos get are what really (not really) scares me
It started with that Gungnam Style guy. This mass IQ lowering.
Dr. Fuckit, or How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love The Rot
You try too hard son
Wow. I have no words watching the degradation of society in real time. Social media has made us all fame whores, or depressed beyond assistance.
Everyone should opt for the latter
Spot on
Tim absolutely wants to bottom for The Rizzler
Lmao horrifying stuff
The Chris Benoit comment is full-tilt😂
"He's gonna bring the BOOM alright!"
Before I come out as gay, I just want to thank Tim and the crew for this wonderful clip, and making me laugh, as always. Ok, now I’m gay.
We wish you well
Good luck bud. That’s for letting us know. I’ll update the gay/straight excel sheet.
*Tee-off*
hope you get well soon
Bravo!!!! How stunning and brave!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
What this type of cringe-fest signifies, (and all other junk like it) is that we want to believe life is simple, superficial, a celebration of vacuousness, like we are children who need this dumbed-down coddling of our consciousness, like a teddy-bear to squash close to our chest to protect us from the harsh realities of our actual situation.
🎵Im a barbie girl, in a barbie world......life in plastic, its fantastic 🎵
^Gay Peterson
❤
Tim making fun of influencers is the best
Definitely.
Influencer + Long Island + real estate + boomers = opus whenever that comes
Watched cannibal holocaust last night and giggled after watching this
Have you watched “Dead Alive” yet? Or also known as “Braindead”?
Now I'm hungry for some turtle.
I don't get it. Are they getting paid to influence for Costco? I really dont understand what this is.
Forget it. It's Chinatown.
They're looking to get famous. And being famous means you are someone. Fame is the American Dream.
They're America's collective subconscious personified.
Tim has a lot of Rush Limbaugh in him, I just realized. People don’t realize how funny Rush was. In a similar kind of way. RIP to the goat
In this modern age, Nero doesn’t fiddle while Rome burns. He sings “We Bring the Boom” on tictoc.
"Were Blackrock guys, of course we only put flamers in our commercials"
Rizzler is gonna turn 18 (and look 36) in a blink of an eye.
There’s no better petty revenge you can enact on your hipster loved ones than by earnestly enjoying this stuff and repeating the catch phrases.
Or texting underage girls in front of them.
@@MK_ULTRA420 to each their own.
Should've watched the MeatCanyon parody of the Costco family
Hold the fuck on let’s stop at “Costco influencers” why is this a thing?!?! God dammit America
Wtf is going on
Word
America
who the fuck is Gary v
You’ve got some catching up to do 😂
2:32 spot on dude
we bring the boom 😂 but seriously cleared hot 🔥
The Chris Benoit joke made me laugh then shudder because of how true it is
Big Justice is gonna hit 2nd puberty and then rebel against his Father.
50% chance he becomes just like his father
@@MK_ULTRA420 and 50% chance he kills the Rizzler in a fit of donut-induced rage.
0:54 interesting thing, before he was Costco Dad Big AJ, he was professional wrestler Eric Justice. He was never a particularly famous wrestler, not even an indie darling. He never made it to Ring of Honor or even Chikara, and you can only find a handful of his matches on UA-cam. However, I guess he made some friends, because got a cameo on AEW’s All out pay per view. Same show that had Jon Moxley wrap a plastic bag around the head of Bryan Danielson, and Hangman Adam Paige stick a needle in the mouth of Swerve Strickland, had the Costco family hanging out with the Iron Savages on the pre show.
I'm glad you told me he was a professional wrestler in his past life. I thought he was a rocket scientist. Now this confusion is cleared up. Also, such intimate knowledge of Costco Dad's career is pretty disturbing in itself. It's time to reexamine your life choices. Maybe watch some Gary Vee motivational videos.
This makes the Chris Benoit comment more hilarious 😂
Gay
I saw this and knew we had fallen
I’m so sick of our society
In the Holy Bible, gold and silver, armaments, and the flesh were worthless when they disobeyed God.
Starvation is one hell of a drug.
Idiocracy.
Love you Tim however, Rizzler means business. Your friend’s son seeing the rizzler is no coincidence. Be careful.
They’re doing fake business in a real business. Genius business!
next mudflood is like eighty years away tops
The MeatCanyon video was pretty spot on.
What the hell did i just watch 😂😂😂 I dont have social media except for youtube.
Me neither. I had only heard of this family from the MeatCanyon cartoons.
Life in the downfall of the big city
"Today, we bring the BOOM! Here we have a Double Chunk Thermonuclear Blast! BOOM! Uh oh, now we have the DOOM!... Son, what have i become?... "
GET THE RIZZLER PLEASE!!!
that’s how i know this a show of class and sophistication. thank you so much tim.
He’s gonna bring THE BOOM 💥 alright. 💀💀
You are lookin straight Peter Grffen right now;well... gay Peter Griffen
5:35 why does the 8 year old kid already look like he's got degenerative heart faliure!?
this all from the guy who wanted to play the son on Grace Under Fire
Why do I want to say I've seen that kid many times before the Costco shtick?
I'm with Tim 2028
Anyone else switch between Tim Dillon and Shahid Bolsen (Middle Nation). Despite being polar opposites to each other, their message is almost the exact same.
Like Tim Dillon said, we all see and feel the show's ending so all thats left to do is watch it go.
It foretells heart disease and chronic illness. 😂😂
The foretells Costco city from idiocracy
2:08 Donkey Kong dance
im gay
Prove it, post some pictures .
Gay people don't have the right to be gay, because they're gay.
That sucks.
Welcome to Costco. We love you.
Gas
Letting your kid become the “rizzler” is wild. He’s not gonna be in prison, he will be lucky to go to prison where his diet is maintained. He will more then likely be 650lbs by 19 and on TLC at 22 in the new season of my 750lb life 😂😂
It’s a Costco 2 for 1 special on Crippler Crossfaces at the Rizzler’s house.
I fucking love Costco dude
AND A DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!!!
Tim we NEED a rant on the contingents of new couples, exhausted parents, & obnoxious crotch goblins who pack into apple picking orchards on October weekends.
Big Justice reminds me of that kid who died on the titan submersible. I get the impression he's doing it to make his dad happy though he probably doesn't have a choice anyway.
Where is the clip from the Diddy rant that he says that they are waiting to fall sleep lol that was so funny.
This is just sad. It’s also a perfect picture of what American has become. American has become the Costco family…..
Lust for fame is no good. But i saw a couple vids of the funny looking ny Italian kid and the rizzler and they're refreshingly polite. They were asking the rizzler to rate their rizz and he was giving everyone 100s
I was always under the impression that this took off so much because “we are laughing at them not with them” type of thing
Meh, I wouldn’t have ever heard of these clowns if you weren’t talking about em
Tim’s gonna be making a scared apology video if Don Rizzler hears about this disrespect.
Tim saying “Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie” is so hilarious 🤣
I would give anything to see the family's reaction to this reaction video.
I wonder if tim knows that he slowly transforming into Tom lykis with the glasses thing and he makes sense of of this generation and how stupid this generations is
If tim doesn't watch the meat caynon animation video on the cotsgo guys I'm going to be disturbed and disgusted
This episode dropped 1 day after I found out about these guys and got obssessed for all the same wrong reasons.
I’m interested in what inspirational messages their mom cut out on her Silhouette Cameo to adhere on the wall above the sofa.
And here we have a clip of Tim getting jealous over a family doing things together
Family UA-cam channels DISGUST me
I think my sister agrees she probably thinks who's my brother I ride .
Costco Family is when "Never Give Up!" goes wrong.
The father in bring the boom drinks alot . .look at his eyes. ..trust me
How does one declare the boom without having tried the chicken bake?
it’s wholesome family fun
Tim’s related to them that’s why he’s so passionate about the Rizzler
Tim, you are the tv man bringing us all the delicious tv
How much ❄️ you think Timmy’s on right now 😅😅😅
thank sweet christ somebody is talking about this
Why do they stand like paused video game players?
Tim is the rizzler traveled back in time.
GIANT METEOR / SPACE AIDS - 2024. 🥳
Tim’s jealous he didn’t think of this first
So desperate to be famous and so unlikeable
Tim is a modern day Oswald Spengler.
They seem like a tim and Eric sketch
I just realized tim is meatcanyon
The dad looks and sounds like Cenk Uyger
I give this segment 5 BOOMS 💥
Hey tim. Didnt you know that. “WE BRING THE BOOM”. Is the PREQUEL to “OWW MY BALLS”. Was also the same guy that goes on to write “ASS”. A 90 minute award winning show stopper.
Some people should not have social media