Religion and War in Ancient Greece and Rome

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  • @uristthedwarf7833
    @uristthedwarf7833 7 років тому +997

    Ancient lesbians and goat sacrifice. I expect nothing less from a lindybeige video.

    • @johnchestnut5340
      @johnchestnut5340 4 роки тому +15

      The 'l' is uppercase 'L' in this case. Otherwise it's the wrong word.

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg 4 роки тому +13

      @@johnchestnut5340 Comment's three fuckin years old mate

    • @stefanjasovic2311
      @stefanjasovic2311 4 роки тому +13

      @@apalsnerg its never too late for corrections

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 роки тому +22

      @@stefanjasovic2311 it's*

    • @helenaap2042
      @helenaap2042 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnchestnut5340 people like you all are the kind that corrects other’s faults, when they are obviously typos, in informal text message. Who even corrects when someone types l instead of L??? Bruh moment

  • @martinmoan2063
    @martinmoan2063 7 років тому +1088

    "Food that walks itself"
    Gold

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 7 років тому +32

      Just 2 minutes ago I saw on the news that Uber now delivers McDonald's to your door. There is nothing new under the sun.

    • @telemnarnumenorean8557
      @telemnarnumenorean8557 7 років тому +20

      Isn't that general description of any animal?

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 7 років тому +15

      tohopes wait are you going to eat the delivery person?

    • @ME-hm7zm
      @ME-hm7zm 7 років тому +4

      Fish, I suppose.

    • @stephenandersen4625
      @stephenandersen4625 7 років тому +6

      it's called livestock

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 7 років тому +2310

    The world's greatest bleeding goat impression

    • @GCurl
      @GCurl 7 років тому +33

      Maybe he actually sacrifices goats in his backyard? XD

    • @mattias2576
      @mattias2576 7 років тому +4

      GermanCurl eks dee. hehe so funny such a many fonni meme. eks dee *autistic screeching

    • @charleswood4635
      @charleswood4635 7 років тому +1

      GermanCurl; Only if they are his girlfriends

    • @NeilDoyle92
      @NeilDoyle92 7 років тому +10

      I laughed so hard at that, had to watch it again.

    • @maksimusthedrummer6236
      @maksimusthedrummer6236 7 років тому +1

      Brian Holmes daaamn Brian... back at it again with the top comment

  • @chrishansen9379
    @chrishansen9379 4 роки тому +582

    What amazes me - As far as I can tell, he does the whole thing in one take. I don’t see the scene cut or the camera shift or anything.

    • @Scratchy314
      @Scratchy314 4 роки тому +74

      Yeah every one of his videos is like that as far as i can tell... he's amazing.

    • @SpittinSquirell
      @SpittinSquirell 4 роки тому +49

      Yep. Dude knows what he's talking about. But imagine the planning that goes into each video.

    • @willgillespie4840
      @willgillespie4840 4 роки тому +30

      Indeed. I truly look up to Mr. Nickolas Lloyd for his ability as an educator and orator.

    • @dj_koen1265
      @dj_koen1265 4 роки тому +13

      I hope you also realize that the reason the quality of education is so low is because of capitalistic incentives not marxist ones
      Well u are right on the point that a lot of things are poor
      And could be different

    • @Kylek1133
      @Kylek1133 4 роки тому +3

      Patrick Ancona tl;dr today’s education isn’t all that great

  • @Luraldir_Original
    @Luraldir_Original 4 роки тому +201

    8:06
    In case anyone missed this GENIUS bit of mime- the Sphagia claps his hands and the blood from them splashes over him. Amazing commitment in Lloyd's acting.

    • @I_V_X
      @I_V_X 3 роки тому +7

      Studied classics in school, whole class dropped out at year 13 and the option was scrapped; on my own to teach myself now.
      Or so I thought, a proper eccentric history teacher pitted me and helped me along during lunchtimes
      Same enthusiasm as lindy, not as eccentric though, owe him for my A!

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 2 роки тому

      @@I_V_X i had pretty much the same experience. I attended theatre evwry year from 6 to 12 and then our teacher got sacked. Not enough kids to lead a class. Luxkily our Chemistry teacher was a medici level patron of the arts and let three of the senior kids teach while she supervised. Bless that woman she took on more work just to let a bunch of obnoxious theatre tryhards do their thing.

    • @RestitutorEuropa
      @RestitutorEuropa Рік тому +1

      Little details like this is why I love lindybeige

  • @Pyriphlegeton
    @Pyriphlegeton 7 років тому +462

    One needs sleep.
    But one also needs to see Lloyd wrestling imaginary goats to death and impersonating unimpressed Chicken.

    • @SakuyaKira24
      @SakuyaKira24 7 років тому +13

      James Esteron I am sooo in that exsact position now.

  • @socialist-strong
    @socialist-strong 7 років тому +1165

    We need a supercut of all the lindybeige miming scenes.

  • @FilmGuy7000
    @FilmGuy7000 7 років тому +438

    "And yet, when the lesbians... Don't! You know exactly what I meant." LOL This is why I love your channel, very informative with just the right amount of humor.

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz 5 років тому +9

      I grinned as soon as he said it, so his pointing finger felt like it really was poking at me

    • @vapormissile
      @vapormissile 4 роки тому

      humours

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 4 роки тому +6

      Facinating, in Classical times, everyone knew (literate) that "lesbians" were the inhabitants of the Isle of Lesbos. I think the connection between the inhabitants of Lesbos and homosexuality might have come from the Island's culture and that became well-known in the ancient world.

    • @swahamchakraborty7990
      @swahamchakraborty7990 4 роки тому +4

      Especially from the female poet Sappho of Lesbos.

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 3 роки тому

      Lesbians, proper noun...

  • @DrRazernij
    @DrRazernij 6 років тому +451

    *Lindybeige:* When the Lesbians
    *Me:* :D
    *Lindybeige:* DON'T
    *Me:* :(

  • @jajones-ford2226
    @jajones-ford2226 4 роки тому +21

    Lindybeige, I really enjoy your videos. They are both informative and entertaining.They are rather like Monty Python doing a actual historical report . Do keep up the good work.

  • @MrKean100
    @MrKean100 7 років тому +266

    Roll 1d20?
    "Alright lads, time for war!"
    *rolls 1d20*
    CRITICAL FAILURE!
    *Entire army slips and fall on their own spears*

  • @RobertMilesAI
    @RobertMilesAI 7 років тому +293

    If the sacrifice is asking "is now a good time to fight" rather than "will I win", it makes sense.
    The gods can say "Honestly their army is just better than yours, you're pretty much sure to lose, but if you *were* going to attack, now would give you the best chance".

    • @electro_fisher
      @electro_fisher 6 років тому +13

      So this comes down to a local optimization problem then?

    • @darkmasterchief227
      @darkmasterchief227 6 років тому +18

      Robert Miles i feel like the Gods really did favor one side in battle, but in order for that side to have victory, there must actually be a battle so the Gods encourage the other side into battle by feigning support.

    • @itiscujo
      @itiscujo 6 років тому +3

      darkmasterchief227 I feel like the Gods didn't favor a side on account of them....not existing...

    • @darkmasterchief227
      @darkmasterchief227 6 років тому +6

      @@itiscujo i know this, i was speaking notionally

    • @philippenachtergal6077
      @philippenachtergal6077 5 років тому +1

      @@darkmasterchief227 That implies that the gods are willing to stoop to trickery which make me wonder if the gods are in any way related to the world's best known military legendary trick of the Trojan horse. Come to think of it, they should have consulted the gods about such a venture shouldn't they ? Or would that be too minute details to ask the gods about ?

  • @benmasta5814
    @benmasta5814 7 років тому +70

    Dude, seriously...
    How is it done in one take?! Conversations with you must be legendary.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  7 років тому +81

      One take and first take. The trick is to leave all the mistakes in.

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 7 років тому +36

    Beautifully Monty Python-ed!!!
    "...But the fourth one stayed up!"

  • @Bronsons
    @Bronsons 5 років тому +40

    I've been watching a bunch of your videos recently, you're a really funny, knowledgeable and entertaining guy. Thank you for the uploads.

    • @seankeogh4185
      @seankeogh4185 5 років тому +1

      He's great, always make good content

  • @bar0nger
    @bar0nger 7 років тому +250

    Makes sense
    Why did the King decide not to go to war after all.
    He had a gut feeling.

  • @numbers9to0
    @numbers9to0 7 років тому +314

    My oracle, Jotuba Notificata, told me that Lindybeige uploaded.

    • @Kila-Innova
      @Kila-Innova 7 років тому +37

      ö. . , How many goats did it take to get this favourable omen?

    • @headrockbeats
      @headrockbeats 7 років тому +16

      I had to perform the ritual of Postea Visum first, but fortunately the winds soon changed and the new omens were more favorable.

    • @dhirkemka8305
      @dhirkemka8305 7 років тому

      Your joke is not fucking funny.

    • @dhirkemka8305
      @dhirkemka8305 7 років тому +1

      *whomever stupid, dim witted Mancunian

    • @baz4020
      @baz4020 7 років тому +2

      Dhir Kemka *whomstdvever

  • @justrobin8155
    @justrobin8155 7 років тому +124

    Lloyd is the uncle I've always wanted.

    • @johnnyjet3.1412
      @johnnyjet3.1412 3 роки тому +2

      I've dedicated myself to being an evil uncle - my niece's 1st x-mas I gave her a plush tarantula.

    • @PatrickOMulligan
      @PatrickOMulligan 4 дні тому

      But not the writer.

  • @lol101lol101lol10199
    @lol101lol101lol10199 7 років тому +534

    Ah, the lack of a spear. The eternal problem of the Lesbian.

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 5 років тому +30

      Until they buy one..

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 5 років тому +9

      @Lord Voldemort Good for you Selena.. 14 carrots..

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 5 років тому +16

      As a bisexual woman, no this is not a problem.

    • @Nathan-yk5km
      @Nathan-yk5km 5 років тому +42

      EloquentTroll of course not, that’s the point of being bisexual and not a lesbian.

    • @brendanhere.6400
      @brendanhere.6400 4 роки тому +3

      Sharp and to the point, you magnificently mental eccentric icon..

  • @charjl96
    @charjl96 5 років тому +130

    6:28 Was it an African swallow or European swallow?

  • @XavlaminYT
    @XavlaminYT 7 років тому +83

    What did we learn? Lindybeige is the most convincing seer ever.

    • @krpajda
      @krpajda 6 років тому +6

      XavlaminYT also the most convincing chicken

  • @RandyKalff
    @RandyKalff 7 років тому +405

    Leader 1: *Makes a sacrifice*
    God 1: "Don't worry, I got your back!"
    Leader 1: *Sends troops into battle*
    Leader 2: *Makes a sacrifice*
    God 2: "No problem, I'll take care of that!"
    Leader 2: *Sends troops into battle*
    God 1: "What did you just say!?"
    God 2: "Oh, you heard me!"
    God 1: "Wanna go!?"
    God 2: "Come at me!"
    Bystander god: "Bitch fight!"
    And that's where thunder comes from.

    • @slendy9600
      @slendy9600 7 років тому +3

      Randy Kalff LOL

    • @moralhazard8652
      @moralhazard8652 7 років тому +19

      The duel of Athena and Ares in the Ilias in a nutshell.

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger 7 років тому +9

      Them be fighting words good sir. You have insulted my honor, i would challenge you to a duel but i can't seem to find my glove. Damn gloves all ways going missing when you need to challenge someone to a duel.

    • @RandyKalff
      @RandyKalff 7 років тому +4

      +Forest elfranger Good, gives me time to find my own.
      I know I have them around here somewhere.

    • @ME-hm7zm
      @ME-hm7zm 7 років тому +1

      Ancient World Star!

  • @Boborbot
    @Boborbot 7 років тому +364

    according to the goat I just slaughtered, this is the first of a long, long unbroken chain of weekly Lindybeige uploads!

    • @ruairimasun1073
      @ruairimasun1073 7 років тому +37

      blessings brother. a bountiful harvest awaits us indeed.

    • @AxDhan
      @AxDhan 7 років тому +25

      its liver seems a little bit goaty, dont you think?

    • @misterdinner3648
      @misterdinner3648 7 років тому +4

      Boborbot Well you will be disappointed when he up and leaves for another 3 weeks.

  • @fratguide9835
    @fratguide9835 4 роки тому +133

    “You can’t cancel Easter!”- Ha 2020 proves another point wrong

    • @wendel5868
      @wendel5868 3 роки тому +1

      Also sacrificing goats today would put a big dent on the music industry.

    • @fratguide9835
      @fratguide9835 3 роки тому +1

      @@wendel5868 the record companies would just draft donkeys instead

  • @MaskOfAgamemnon
    @MaskOfAgamemnon 5 років тому +40

    You have to admit a polytheist never says "how can the same God who does x also does y?"

  • @oriondevil79
    @oriondevil79 7 років тому +51

    13:26 I still cant stop laughing... "EEK THE SPARTANS!" Easily best thing in a long time Lloyd!

  • @Tubluer
    @Tubluer 4 роки тому +16

    Ten minutes later and I'm still smiling at the Lindybeige demonstration of the sound oracles make.

  • @paununs8719
    @paununs8719 7 років тому +145

    It's only natural that some oracles made good predictions...
    Delphi must've been like a big intelligence agency. Lots of people from the known world traveled there, and the local priests probably asked them about some news of their part of the world, maybe through subterfuge. The result is a heterogeneous load of information, unavailable to most poleis or kings.

    • @sergioschloros
      @sergioschloros 7 років тому +39

      Spot on about Delphi, I was just about to comment saying much the same. The better the reputation, the more people came there; the more people came there, the more information; the mor information, the more precise the proclamations; the more presise the proclamations, the better the reputation.

    • @AxDhan
      @AxDhan 7 років тому +4

      I lost you on goats

    • @asthmen
      @asthmen 7 років тому +9

      Especially with the part of the ritual going on behind curtains, where the priest has time to look up the information.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 7 років тому +7

      So... in other words, the Oracle of Delphi was the Johnny the Shoeshine Guy of her time and region.

    • @anantbijolia8415
      @anantbijolia8415 7 років тому +5

      In other words, oracle of Delphi was Lord Varys of Greece, the master of whispers.

  • @jefferyboyes
    @jefferyboyes 5 років тому +6

    I know it’s been years since you’ve posted this video. You’re creating quality history on the internet and your brain is amazing! You’re the most interesting/entertaining person I’ve watched lately. Thank you for your integrity and longing for purity in history and humanity.

  • @sirbillius
    @sirbillius 6 років тому +109

    That was the single greatest EU referendum explanation I've ever heard. :)

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 4 роки тому +1

      @Pan M good on you. We czechs are also free of immigrants from these particular waves. "Wir schaffen das", says merkel. But they cant.

    • @Zathaghil
      @Zathaghil 4 роки тому +4

      Ahh... Brexiteers, gotta love.... No, actually, no we don't.
      Funny how most covidiots are also Brexiteers...
      I guess stupid stays stupid..
      Who woulda thunk it?

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +6

      ^ Late remoaner spam is late XD.

    • @ericbarkmann1743
      @ericbarkmann1743 4 роки тому +3

      @@Zathaghil I'm a communist brexiteer and i think corvid is deadly

    • @andrewclayton4181
      @andrewclayton4181 3 роки тому +2

      Except for the Brexit referendum so close, and only 27% voted for it. Wish they'd done the goat thing instead.

  • @therealkillerb7643
    @therealkillerb7643 7 років тому +409

    Beware the reductionist fallacy. Just because people may have multiple, even contradictory motivations, does not necessarily mean that "this" is the "real" motivation. Doing so may say more about your motivations, than the people you are studying. In the same way, just because some eras are less religious than other eras, does not necessarily mean that all eras are irreligious.

    • @TowerSavant
      @TowerSavant 7 років тому +30

      Thank you.

    • @xSoupCan
      @xSoupCan 7 років тому +24

      Slavik
      I think it's the british culture he lives in, as far as I can tell the UK has been getting more and more areligious and liberal in the past few years. I mean, teenage sex has gone so rampant in the UK it's become/becoming the norm (tangent point but clearly not a very christian value).
      As compared to the US where I can and have met many genuinely religious people.
      Lloyd's also talking about cultures well before medieval europe. Y'know BC.

    • @GoErikTheRed
      @GoErikTheRed 7 років тому +16

      SoupCan What are you talking about? Especially for girls, teenage sex is considered normal. Premarital sex at any age on the other hand...

    • @stardude692001
      @stardude692001 7 років тому +15

      There is also the point the historians tend to be a less religious bunch.
      Same tends to be the fact today, there are plenty of religious people but they don't often get the chance to tell everyone's story.

    • @MoonfaceMartin88
      @MoonfaceMartin88 7 років тому +12

      You make an excellent point, Killer. We often tend to take pragmatic approaches to religious practices as evidence to dismiss their beliefs as scams. Yet, even though I am sure, areligious people pretending to be religious must have existed in the ancient world as well, we might just take a pragmatic approach to religion as evidence of the deep religiosity of the people: What I am meaning to say is; if your god is a real, powerful but a bit unhinged being to you, you might just try to bribe, negotiate or renegotiate. And you might falsify that god's approval, cross your fingers he/she doesn't strike you down for it right away and apologize later.

  • @sherm4316
    @sherm4316 7 років тому +8

    You're the reason I study history, thank you. You're a true inspiration

  • @NakaliTama
    @NakaliTama 7 років тому +26

    i love how well lloyd edited in the special effects :0 you could see the blood spraying EVERYWHERE

  • @anderskorsback4104
    @anderskorsback4104 7 років тому +61

    Well, there's the fact that ancient Greek states spent significant amounts of economical resources on religion. Temples and sacrifices and clergies aren't cheap. Something that would have been considered a total waste of resources if the great majority of people didn't really believe, or were generally "meh" about it. That, in democracies where the government wasting those resources would have been accountable to a citizenry whose taxes pay for it all. A few atheist politicians may have supported religion simply because of its usefulness for maintaining social order, but for that to work would anyway require a critical mass of actual true believers.
    So yeah, while textual primary sources make it clear that the idea of atheism was known and had significant adherence among the intellectual classes, that doesn't exclude the (imo, likely) possibility that true belief was the norm among the wider populace.
    That anecdote about the general who re-did the augurs five times to get the result he wanted suggests that the general may have been an atheist, but that his troops might not have been so, since he had to play along and get the result he wanted. It also suggests the augurs were true believers, otherwise they would have just conspired with the general to produce the result he wanted to begin with.

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 4 роки тому +2

      I guess the average plebs were god believers but some smart people were atheists

    • @Halera-
      @Halera- 4 роки тому +10

      I think your economical approach is convincing. Talking about opinions is easy. But spending lots of money when wars are being waged all around is totally a different thing. What is more, wasn't Socrates punished with death for disbelief in Greek gods?

    • @lorenzorosi3257
      @lorenzorosi3257 4 роки тому +2

      Religion that is imposed doesn't mean the majority believes in it even though they go through the motions required by that religion. True, there are people who genuinely believe but usually a human will side with the majority and play along for safety.

    • @anderskorsback4104
      @anderskorsback4104 4 роки тому +7

      @@lorenzorosi3257 well, imposing religion also requires a critical mass of true believers, or a critical mass of people who cooperate with the imposing for whatever reason. Well, except that it wasn't really imposed per se. As the examples cited by Lindy show, the notion that the gods might not exist had occurred to Ancient Greek society, and could be openly discussed. Also, democratic city-states. Religion featured prominently in the public life of them too, something that would hardly have happened if the citizens wouldn't have really cared about religion.
      Also, religion as a means of social control is worthless if people don't actually believe. Sure, they can be forced to go through the motions, but with the amount of coercive power needed to do that, you could just force them to obey you and do whatever you want them to in the first place. Without pissing away loads of resources on temples, clergies and sacrifices as a useless middleman.

    • @mortemmalum7228
      @mortemmalum7228 4 роки тому +1

      @@anderskorsback4104 I think most of religion is the holidays, gathering, and celebrations. Many do it just for that. Even if everybody knows its false or even might think it is, it still can bring a community together. I do agree with you there are true believers in the world, though I think that they are less than the ones that simply act for social reasons or fear.

  • @TranscendentLion
    @TranscendentLion 7 років тому +46

    It's perhaps a side point, but I wonder if 'religion' even meant the same thing then as it does now. The word derives, I think, from a Latin word meaning 'binding', referring to the practice of binding oneself to a particular deity. This works very well in a monotheistic world where different faiths compete for 'being the right one', but was perhaps less convenient in a polytheistic world where people would pray to different gods for different things (if you were travelling to Athens by boat, you might ask Zeus to give you good weather on the way to the harbour, then to Poseidon to make the sea relatively calm, and then finally to Athena to make sure you didn't get in trouble in her city), so I wonder if, actually, relatively few people (at least compared to today) were 'religious' in the sense of selecting a particular god over other particular gods (I suppose there were cults who prioritised one deity over all others, but their beliefs and practices probably didn't reflect those of 'ordinary' people). Devotees of Zeus could meet with devotees of Dionysus and they wouldn't have to disagree on points of theology (because both their gods existed), whereas a Christian and a Muslim today can't both be right.
    If you've made it this far, dear reader, then thank you for excusing my textwall as well as my copious use of brackets.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 5 років тому +1

      TranscendentLion I agree with this. I am currently studying some of this in school and it is quite intriguing.

    • @Kurtlane
      @Kurtlane 5 років тому +4

      I think the very word 'religion' changes its meaning, depending on which one it is applied to. In Christianity 'religion' means one thing, in Judaism it's another, in Islam it's yet another, etc. Especially when one gets to Ancient Greece and Rome, it becomes very different.
      It's not just monotheism vs. polytheism. Greco-Roman polytheism is very different from Hindu one.

    • @Kurtlane
      @Kurtlane 5 років тому +3

      Ron Maimon, Huh?
      Thanks, but I'd rather admit that there are many truths in many faiths than slaughter people in the name of "My religion is superior to yours."
      Religion means many things, and the best and the deepest of it transcends logic. It goes beyond one and many, immanent and transcendent, existent and nonexistent (yes, nonexistent, as in atheism), possible and impossible, etc.
      On the other hand, the shallowest and the stupidest of it arms itself with ideology and weapons and goes into verbal and physical battle to prove its unique righteousness, or when it fails to prove it, exterminate anything different.
      You make your choice.

    • @Kurtlane
      @Kurtlane 5 років тому +2

      @Ron Maimon , morality? What in the world is morality? There is no morality. There are mores -- customs and traditions of a particular culture -- but they leave plenty of open situations they do not define, and moreover, they differ from culture to culture without anything higher to judge which is better. Should people marry their first cousins? How about second cousins? What is better: monogamy, polygyny or polyandry? Should a new family live with the groom's parents, the bride's parents, or strike out on their own? Are people to be given complete freedom in these issues, pressured towards the customary solution, or forced into it no matter what?
      You probably have solutions to these questions that seem obvious and natural to you. But are they really? Once you study anthropology, you realize that nothing is absolute here, and every variant has advantages and disadvantages.
      It soon gets to things that are just purely customary. The French eat frogs and snails, others find them unpalatable. What does God say about that?
      And that's just on the general cultural level. There are plenty if situations within any culture, where solutions have to be found by individuals involved by balancing needs, desires, possibilities, conveniences, etc. Reason, emotion, intuition, ... entire human potential needs to get involved. There is no prescribed morality here. It has to be created on the spot.
      People routinely argue and try to convince each other. Particularly when religion is involved, arguments last for thousands of years without any movement at all. When something of a solution does appear, it does not come from one side or the other, but is like the question "Which side do you break your eggs?" (see "Gulliver's Travels.") The problem people broke so many spears about is shown to be nonsense.
      What does all this arguing have to do with true God? Nothing.
      God limited to united morality for all humanity is a very small god. So small it does not exist.

    • @Kurtlane
      @Kurtlane 5 років тому +2

      @Ron Maimon Also, if something spreads, it does not mean it's better.
      30-year war started in little Bohemia, then spread to Germany, Austria, then to Holland, then Spain got involved, then France, Sweden, Denmark, England, you name it. 8 million people were killed in what started as a small conflict.
      Right now there are all sorts of stupidities spreading through Western Europe and way beyond, such as that rape of local girls is an acceptable sacrifice for the sake of "diversity" (whatever that means).
      If anything, I see the opposite. Whatever spreads is worse than what it replaces.

  • @rogerpaesani5074
    @rogerpaesani5074 7 років тому +17

    I dont know, but watching him murder the imaginary goat made feel rather unconfortable, like it was actually alive. You sir are a great actor!

  • @chaosvolt
    @chaosvolt 7 років тому +5

    Thumbs up because you kept the mid-video sponsor spiel far more concise than the usual third of the video it normally eats up.

  • @shaneybot3031
    @shaneybot3031 7 років тому +114

    I'm maori, love your channel
    could you maybe make a video about the maori, our war tactics were pretty cool

    • @pyramear5414
      @pyramear5414 6 років тому +36

      ShaneyBot wow he actually did it.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 4 роки тому +1

      @@pyramear5414 haha nice

    • @slinkytreekreeper
      @slinkytreekreeper 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/s6QhW5S8Gk4/v-deo.html

    • @mihaidinul
      @mihaidinul 3 роки тому +2

      Holy crap was that the most amazing video request ever. Kia Ora!

  • @will2003michael2003
    @will2003michael2003 4 роки тому +1

    ending was really good, well worth the 25 min watch time. great video!

  • @Phenom98
    @Phenom98 6 років тому +3

    I could listen to this man talk for hours!

  • @jormugand0713
    @jormugand0713 7 років тому +67

    I am Greek, and yes, i died a little bit inside when i heard you say those words :)

    • @senecatheartist1919
      @senecatheartist1919 7 років тому +9

      Jormugand0 Και άλλος Έλληνας ; Χαχα, έλα δεν ήταν τόσο χάλια. Θα πρέπει να κάνουμε ένα σύλλογο όλοι εμείς οι φαν του Lloyd. Με διαφορά ο καλύτερος UA-camr του είδους του.

    • @scvtvm7914
      @scvtvm7914 7 років тому +3

      Jormugand0 Δες επισης "Metatron", "Shadiversity" και "Scholagladiatoria". Πολύ ποιοτικό παρόμοιο περιεχόμενο!

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 7 років тому

      cyborg ναι αλλα αυτη η ερασμιος προφορα ειναι αισχος. Το "οι" το προφερουν "ο+ι" και οχι σαν "ι" για παραδειγμα. Στα σχολεια εχεις δικιο ομως, δεν γινεται καλη δουλεια. Εγω στην θετικη ειμουν αλλα μου αρεσαν τα αρχαια, ειδικα στην πρωτη λυκειου οταν καναμε τα κειμενα του Πελο/κου πολεμου και η εκμαθηση ηταν τραγικη

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 7 років тому

      cyborg παρολαυτα διαβαζοντας κειμενα και μιλοντας με μορφωμενους ανθρωπους μαθαινεις σε ενα βαθμο την αρχαια προφορα

  • @TechnicalHydra
    @TechnicalHydra 7 років тому +56

    Sounds like the Spartans were the equivalent of the lawyers who only take certain cases to keep up their prosecution percentage.

    • @PreistofGHAZpork
      @PreistofGHAZpork 5 років тому +3

      Yep. A culture of cowards.

    • @imperialguardsman3923
      @imperialguardsman3923 5 років тому +5

      @@PreistofGHAZpork wut

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 5 років тому +4

      They were probably still the best soldiers in Greece, but their home city's positioning was very defensible, so they can afford to be choosy. Part of their dominance was because they spent more time practicing than anyone else thanks to the Helot slaves. As more city states developed professional armies as opposed to farmers that fought sometimes, Sparta only had their defensive position to fall back on, which is part of why Thebes could defeat them in battle, that Sacred Band was pretty good.

    • @V4zz33
      @V4zz33 5 років тому +1

      Bloody stat padders;))))

    • @PreistofGHAZpork
      @PreistofGHAZpork 5 років тому +1

      @@imperialguardsman3923 cowards. One and all. Afraid of a hard Day's work, of pulling their own weight.
      Nothing but braggarts and bullies.
      Fuck Sparta (of antiquity I have no issue with modern Sparta)

  • @eightywight
    @eightywight 7 років тому +12

    22:50 Or perhaps the Oracle of Delphi was a favorite of the king doing the experiment so they passed around this story to give the Delphi a public relations boost.

  • @HemlockRidge
    @HemlockRidge 5 років тому +32

    The man is both knowledgeable AND hilarious.

  • @zali13
    @zali13 6 років тому +3

    Thank you for bringing history to life! The set-up to the Monty Python and the Holy Grail joke and its execution- marvelous!

  • @rhoesacesrheomithres2119
    @rhoesacesrheomithres2119 7 років тому +25

    ... My excitement *INTENSIFIES* ❕

  • @NunSuperior
    @NunSuperior 6 років тому +31

    "Panic, Darkness, and Cliffs" is the name of my Amon Amarth cover band.

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad 7 років тому +44

    Never take away a Lesbian's spear, they get very upset.

  • @hiimkaiki7508
    @hiimkaiki7508 6 років тому +13

    "...the gods favored *swirl* ME."

  • @bradeki2997
    @bradeki2997 3 роки тому +2

    Lloyd struggling with an invisible goat four years ago has been the highlight of my day today.

  • @_Aaron_G_
    @_Aaron_G_ 5 років тому +3

    Your videos are incredible and quite brilliant. Thanks for imparting such knowledge and opening up wonderful discussions with us. Cheers mate! :)

  • @Dan-mw1le
    @Dan-mw1le 7 років тому +69

    These thumbnails are getting bit too awesome, you might need to slow down with them Lloyd.

  • @gcewing
    @gcewing 7 років тому +19

    Maori hackers?
    Don't know about Greek pronunciation, but as a New Zealander and programmer, that one gave me a grin.

    • @brendanhere.6400
      @brendanhere.6400 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, Greg, I noticed the same. Incidentally, please allow me to thank your fine country for it's much appreciated assistance during our recent severe bushfires.

  • @armwrestlingsecrets
    @armwrestlingsecrets 4 роки тому +2

    LOVED IT LINDY!! The content is fantastic.

  • @feidtublec
    @feidtublec 4 роки тому +1

    Really loved the wonderful rendition of the sacrifices. The pathos, the details... i almost cried.

  • @xB33
    @xB33 7 років тому +115

    Its 1 am,the hell are you thinking Lindybeige?

    • @lavenderthreat4435
      @lavenderthreat4435 7 років тому +11

      xB33DV time zones, he was thinking about the perfect time during the day to troll you Americans.

    • @emiliomoreno3256
      @emiliomoreno3256 7 років тому +7

      xB33DV Its 5 pm PST here so America is fine.

    • @zacharytuttle5618
      @zacharytuttle5618 7 років тому +7

      Fishy Films its 4 in america, its 1am in europe silly

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 7 років тому +12

      xB33DV as a finnish security guard im very glad for lindy making my night shift a bit more enjoyable

    • @lavenderthreat4435
      @lavenderthreat4435 7 років тому

      Zachary Tuttle I was just asleep when it was uploaded so I don't really know what I'm talking about.

  • @CybershamanX
    @CybershamanX 7 років тому +7

    I love the theatrical sacrifice reenactments! :D You missed your calling, Lloyd. ;)

  • @Marmocet
    @Marmocet 6 років тому +8

    The ancient -Greens- Greeks and Romans certainly seem to have put a lot of time, energy and resources into their religions. While there were undoubtedly those among them who were cynical about religion or who were atheists, it's hard to believe they would have invested so much for so long in an institution and set of beliefs they didn't genuinely believe in.

  • @tobygladwin3260
    @tobygladwin3260 6 років тому

    whenever i watch any youtube videos over 30 minutes i always get bored but this channel is the only one that doesn't bore me. love the videos here

  • @ErikWalle
    @ErikWalle 6 місяців тому +1

    Your delivery of the Monty Python was lovely and welcome!

  • @HodlinC
    @HodlinC 5 років тому +12

    9:56 This seems like the kind of joke I'd play if I were a god. Let them win after an enormously outrageous promise to me if I let them win.

    • @gavin5410
      @gavin5410 5 років тому

      It sounded to me like a situation in mafia movies, lol

  • @volodymyrboitchouk
    @volodymyrboitchouk 7 років тому +16

    funnily enough, the war was actually going exceedingly well for the Athenians prior to the invasion of Syracuse. According to Herodotus the Athenians had managed to force a settlement upon the Spartans after successfully building and holding a fortification on Lacadeimonian teritory and defeated every attempt to dislodge them. The Athenians even managed to force the surrender of several hundred Spartan wariors during the extended battle.
    Had Alcibiades not been recalled by his aristocratic oponents before he could even begin to lead the expedition then the Athenians may well have won. As is often the case the squabbling of political elites rather than the supposed stupidity of the masses caused disaster.

    • @charleswood4635
      @charleswood4635 7 років тому +1

      Entire thing revolved around Dems being able to force a appointment of a special prosecutor, after which entire government, and military, ground to a halt--

    • @axeltenveils6816
      @axeltenveils6816 7 років тому

      volodymyrboitchouk The problem with the story is that the reason the Athenians lost was Alcibiades first betraying them and going to the Spartans and then betraying them also to the Persians. At which point the winner of the conflict was the the GREAT KING.

    • @volodymyrboitchouk
      @volodymyrboitchouk 7 років тому +1

      Axel Tenveils Alcibiades only did this after the Athenians aristocracy recalled him to Athens from his command. It was obvious that they intended to be rid of him and considering his eventual return to Athens it seems he was always loyal to Athens (though less so than to himself).
      And even after his defection the Athenians would have won if they still had an agrees I've and charismatic leader like Alcibiades on location. The two generals left after him were a deferential young man with some good ideas and a cowardly old fool who refused to make use of Athenians advantages until it was too late. And it was also the aristocrats of Athens who surrendered to the Spartans at this point leading the Athenians navy, which Alcibiades later joined, to rebel. If the people made a mistake then it was made infinitely worse by the politicking of aristocratic elites, as is usually the case.

  •  6 років тому +36

    The Greeks? I think they were quite similar to us. I think most of them would say they were religious, but wouldn't take it too seriously. And if some ordinary person claimed he talked to gods, they would think he is either mad or drunk.
    But you know which ancient civilization was really, REALLY religious? The Egyptians. They really took their religion extremely seriously. It seems that they genuinely believed that their king was a son of gods and that he has the power to perform miracles. The Greek historian Herodotus visited Egypt in fifth century BC and commented: "The Egyptians are religious to excess, far beyond any other race."

    • @cartographerofarda6253
      @cartographerofarda6253 6 років тому +6

      Ancient Greeks were quite religious. They even had holy wars and people like Protagoras, who had atheistic ideas about the Olympian Gods, was persecuted from Athens and his books were burned. They would even burn the temples of a conquered city for the sake of their own City-God, even though they all shared the same religion.

    • @Brakvash
      @Brakvash 6 років тому

      Have you ever met greeks? They are very special people even today. I wouldn't put it past them to be different.

    • @LazyMe420
      @LazyMe420 6 років тому +4

      Cartographer of Arda
      That could very well be because they viewed their ''religion'' as something metaphorical and an extension of themselves.
      You could say ancient Greeks were almost obsessed with spreading their culture, ''religion'' was a big part of this just because it represented the Greek way of life. Greek gods were very humanized and someone could easily argue that the gods' purpose was not to ''explain'' life and creation (like many other religions) but to represent the people themselves, their strengths, weaknesses and believes, something that isn't necessarily ''religious''.
      Even modern Greeks, who in majority are supposed to be orthodox cristians since birth don't really give much attention to religion, most of Greeks would be considered agnostic by the rest of the worlds' view, even if their ID says they're cristians.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 6 років тому

      I would absolutely concur.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 5 років тому +1

      @@LazyMe420
      You are completely wrong.
      Ancient Greeks were just as religious as everyone else at the time and today Greece is one of the most religious countries in Europe.

  • @OdisraFlyrunner
    @OdisraFlyrunner 3 роки тому +1

    Bless you man. You're amazing at teaching stuff in a funny and engaging way.

  • @justinwilliam2865
    @justinwilliam2865 4 роки тому +1

    It's always enjoyable to watch your videos!Keep it up!

  • @DimNussens
    @DimNussens 7 років тому +4

    You look like Graham Chapman come back to us, and your commentary is very amusing to me. Good stuff.

  • @andrewstrongman305
    @andrewstrongman305 5 років тому +6

    Lol, I love the Monty Python reference! "But the fourth one... stayed up!" :)

  • @deusvult6900
    @deusvult6900 7 років тому +34

    Yes, grow that Zeus/Jupiter beard.

  • @xMotivationFix
    @xMotivationFix 6 років тому

    Mr. Beige, today i have a state exam, and i am watching your rambling lovely videos to calm my nerves! Lovely work you are doing there, for lots of ppl, cheers!

  • @DynamicUnreality
    @DynamicUnreality 7 років тому +1

    The Swamp Castle reference got a good chuckle out of me, thanks

  • @Survivethejive
    @Survivethejive 6 років тому +32

    the Romans were renowned for their piety. They believed strongly in their gods and their rites

    • @Nounismisation
      @Nounismisation 6 років тому +7

      Some of them, some of the time and depending which batch of new ones had recently arrived for overseas. The working class went on with the much emphasised donations and rituals long after their rulers had realised that there wasn't much more to Roman religion than an useful social tool.
      And later there was that guy in a toga as Rome burned Hoc, Hoc something...and then Augustus and the adoption of Christianity...it all turns into a bit of religion salad in a honey-garlic & exploitation dressing.

    • @Nounismisation
      @Nounismisation 6 років тому +6

      A spectacularly useless deployement of four words. 10/10 for concision: never, has less been said, with so little, by such void.

    • @vollickplaysgames
      @vollickplaysgames 6 років тому +1

      says you..

    • @Meloncholymadness
      @Meloncholymadness 6 років тому +1

      Do you believe in those Gods? You say you're a Pagan?

    • @Brakvash
      @Brakvash 6 років тому

      Yes everyone was pious in their own way, they either worshiped the god of drinking wine, the god of war, the god of love (including whores) among other more moderate gods. It was quite nice to be religious in ancient Rome.

  • @shankar_vshankar
    @shankar_vshankar 4 роки тому +8

    L: I think there are three interesting things going on here:
    1) Assuming that belief and piety in pagan religions work the same way as they do in biblical, commandment based religions - I suggest you go spend some time with some Hindus
    2) Assuming that belief and piety work the same way in environments in which everything you do is enfused with belief and piety, as they do in todays secular world in which they are compartmentalised
    3) Your final comment that you've never met anyone who you are convinced is really religious is honest and revealing - there is obviously some cognative biases at work here (which is normal) - perhaps you should've been even more forthcoming about your preconceptions or stated them earlier x

  • @jormugand0713
    @jormugand0713 7 років тому +7

    posthumous fame was one one of the most important virtues in ancient Greek society, you can equate its worth for the Greek soldier to what the code of chivalry was for the knights are the Bushido for the samurai, and the burial was a pretty much the way the the posthumous fame was delivered to the dead, with their most prized possession, gold, rituals and all that jazz. I am not surprised to hear that they would execute commander for that just to calm the masses.

    • @SuperKratosgamer
      @SuperKratosgamer 7 років тому +3

      Code of chivalry of knights was not really true, and there was not a official code that they follow. Its something more for tales.

  • @gtbkts
    @gtbkts 4 роки тому

    Honestly, the best of your videos I've seen. And, deffinetly my favorite. I was one of those non subscribers, just happy to watch your vids whenever thy showed up in my feed. But, this video is the reason im subscribing to you. I hope you see this comment. Thanks for the great content.

  • @andrewmountford3608
    @andrewmountford3608 3 роки тому +1

    I love the eccentricity, the knowledge & enthusiasm

  • @JigglyJig
    @JigglyJig 7 років тому +6

    Thanks Lindy, I appreciate a good Monty Python reference.

  • @timcarpenter2441
    @timcarpenter2441 4 роки тому +10

    "All this will be yours!"
    "What, the Carthaginians?"

  • @poi2lkj3mnb
    @poi2lkj3mnb 7 років тому +26

    I think you are confusing following the religious practises with actually believing in religion. I believe that eating right and exercise will make me feel good and live longer. I still eat pizza and take the elevator every chance I get.

  • @franklulatowskijr.6974
    @franklulatowskijr.6974 3 роки тому +1

    This man makes history lessons great.

  • @psychoticdysfunction3994
    @psychoticdysfunction3994 6 років тому +2

    "Food that walks itself", that's just great.

  • @dissentview8249
    @dissentview8249 7 років тому +38

    Lindy, the original Brexiter.
    Seriously though, props my man; props.

  • @agelistrator
    @agelistrator 7 років тому +15

    I'm a Greek and didn't die that much! keep up the amazing work!

  • @PlayTheMind
    @PlayTheMind 7 років тому +43

    *Souvlaki* _VS_ *Spaghetti*

    • @jasondoe2596
      @jasondoe2596 7 років тому +5

      I like both, but... Spaghetti FTW!

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 7 років тому +3

      Put Souvlaki VS Pizza and you get one crushing defeat.

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten 7 років тому +8

      PlayTheMind
      well, I am a Pastafarian, so I am not exactly unbiased. But the teachings of my faith do instruct me to say that while I prefer Pasta, you can eat whatever and just try to be a friendly person.
      RAmen to ye folk of both seafarers and other kinds, ARRR!

    • @doctorolo
      @doctorolo 7 років тому

      as a Greek there is only one answer and that is souvlaki

  • @walterscogginsakathesilver6246
    @walterscogginsakathesilver6246 4 роки тому +1

    Bravo! One of the best I have seen. Thanks

  • @Quodge
    @Quodge 7 років тому

    I didn't need audible until now but when I did I used your free trial because you're awesome. Generally too skint to give anything back but now I had the chance.. enjoy!

  • @nuggetoftruth-ericking7489
    @nuggetoftruth-ericking7489 5 років тому +4

    This was fascinating. Thank you.

  • @gilhushpond608
    @gilhushpond608 7 років тому +4

    Love that Swamp Castle reference. :D

  • @boomtrousers
    @boomtrousers 7 років тому +26

    Loved the Monty Python reference!

  • @ThunderKat
    @ThunderKat 7 років тому

    I'm glad to see Lindy channel finally grow in numbers :)

  • @andrewescocia2707
    @andrewescocia2707 4 роки тому

    going into my 3rd month off work due to the virus and re watching all lindys longer videos . make a freeking podcast man !!!!

  • @salottin
    @salottin 7 років тому +4

    The goat sacrifice part was awesome hahahahahahaha
    Great video, Lindy =]

  • @itiscujo
    @itiscujo 6 років тому +10

    34:37 "Oh! That's a good sacrifice!"
    Lmao sometimes the way he expresses the speculated thoughts of ancient people is just delightfully hilarious.

  • @IllidanS4
    @IllidanS4 7 років тому +16

    I have watched the entire video, trust me.

  • @orangeiceice12
    @orangeiceice12 6 років тому +1

    Mr. Beige, this Greek pantheon is a syncretistic creation of the early classical period. Different cities had different cults, for the most part. It's helpful to keep that in mind.

  • @brandonbooth5522
    @brandonbooth5522 4 роки тому +2

    "Its a very convenient way of carrying food, they have legs" brilliant!

  • @bashpr0mpt719
    @bashpr0mpt719 7 років тому +4

    Imagine playing dungeons and dragons with goats instead of dice as the exit slide suggested. That'd be one gory and drawn out campaign! D:

  • @ididthisonpulpous6526
    @ididthisonpulpous6526 7 років тому +8

    Hey Lloyd, always enjoy your stuff. I wanted to make a general comment about piety in my experience. I am from the southern United States I was raised in family of Southern Baptists and went to church at least twice a week until I got out of school. I used to have pretty strong feelings about faith, most of that wore off during a deployment to Iraq, but I do have many family members and friends who are very religious. I only mean to say that in my opinion genuine belief exists and by extension did exist in history. Does everyone in a religious society believe equally, if at all? Likely no. Do leaders exploit the beliefs of the people? Obviously yes. I just don't think it's fair to paint all people of today or yesterday in your own biased pallette that's all.

    • @joshme3659
      @joshme3659 Рік тому

      Idk if thats true. Most Christians havent read the bible and cherrypick the bits of scripture that just go along with what they were going to do anyway. Not the actions of true belivers

    • @binbows2258
      @binbows2258 Рік тому

      @@joshme3659 Being good at appearing as a believer, and being a believer, arent the same thing.

  • @Apollo_1641
    @Apollo_1641 7 років тому +9

    Lindy, i have a video request.. Remember the Mg42 vs Bren videos?
    *Make a Piat vs Panzerfaust video!*

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  7 років тому +6

      Nice one!

    • @garyhewitt489
      @garyhewitt489 5 років тому

      There's no point.
      The PIAT was the finest spring powered AT weapon ever invented

  • @cody9419
    @cody9419 6 років тому

    You're super funny and silly. Can't get enough of your lectures. Very interesting too!

  • @truthbringer7993
    @truthbringer7993 7 років тому

    This is the best comedy channel I've ever seen on UA-cam.