Does anyone have a remedy for constant butt itch? Ever since I took a massive, toilet clogging shit last night, my butt has itched. I have tried everything and I cannot make it stop. I tried scratching my ass, rubbing it against the cat and even sniffing my fingers. But nothing makes it stop. I think I will drive my car, conveyance, down the street with no driver's license, no insurance and no regisgtration to see if the Police will drag me out of my car. Then when they are arresting me, they can scratch my ass. Thank you all for your suggestions. I appreciate your kind words.
Does anyone have a remedy for constant butt itch? Ever since I took a massive, toilet clogging shit last night, my butt has itched. I have tried everything and I cannot make it stop. I tried scratching my ass, rubbing it against the cat and even sniffing my fingers. But nothing makes it stop. I think I will drive my car, conveyance, down the street with no driver's license, no insurance and no regisgtration to see if the Police will drag me out of my car. Then when they are arresting me, they can scratch my ass. Thank you all for your suggestions. I appreciate your kind words.