some people are just hogs. Men, even hogs have better toenails than that. That is Andrew's future when he can no longer put his feet in his own mouth... and make no mistake, he is a hog for biting his toenails. Disgusting.
Yo Andrew, definitely try freezing pineapple slices bro. I swear it blows your mind. The sweet shit get separated from the pineapple to create this kinda like pineapple jelly around the slice. You killin it btw
Of course she does. They just moved in together and she’s trying to mark him as hers. Plus, he’ll be a millionaire once his special is done, so of course she wants to lock it down and enjoy some of that $$$ from him.
Omfg man the audio is crazy good now. Like some of the best I have heard on a podcast. How the hell u go,from last week to this is beyond me but either way shout out u guys for doing it and listening to us👊😉
LMAO @Kaz "sharing drinks.." his grimace will be blown up and framed by my door. i want to see it every time i leave home to remind me not to share drinks. you never know who bites toes
I don't really understand cats complaining about girls that want it. Like last girl I lived with was a freak. We did it alot when we first moved in. Like most days, and sometimes 2 or 3 times in a day.
You can tell a comedian is the best in his fields by hearing his lines everywhere .. speaking of Chappelle " Just because i'm dressed this way , it doesn't mean i'm an officer "
The "Just because I'm _dressed_ this way..." Is enough as a tag line for most people who have seen it. You *know* you've made it when people only need half your punchline to laugh their asses off!
I just know my own experience... I moved in with my girlfriend and it was the best two years of my life... then we got engaged and things started going downhill... then we got married and they keep going downhill... and it took me 10 years of marriage to realize that it wasn't going to get any better... and every long-term goal that we talked about up-front was a lie. The first two years sustained the last 12... and I made the mistake of marrying her because I wanted more of the same, but it became clear that the woman that I fell in love with was a lie. She was just trying to make me happy, and she was lying to herself as well... and I regret not dumping her sooner. 14 years of my life, including my 20's, are gone now... oh well.
"2020 is a weird time" oh you have no idea January 7th andrew schulz
what does this mean?
@@CarlensBelony laughs in 2022
I love that Schulz dress like a 90s cartoon character
NWJordan like a character from Doug 😂😂😂
@@foosterfilez5512 Werd
lookin like Little Bill
Very accurate
An extra on Pepper Ann
Those toenails will give me nightmares...
some people are just hogs. Men, even hogs have better toenails than that.
That is Andrew's future when he can no longer put his feet in his own mouth...
and make no mistake, he is a hog for biting his toenails. Disgusting.
I was just starting to eat. Never got around to it after the toenails.
True!
Wait Andrew is 36??? I thought he was like 26 at the most
You haven't seen him in person. No way he passes for 26 bro..
Really? He looks good, but he definitely looks like he's in his 30s.
Nah he 36 lol and looks 36
He acts 26 tho lol
K Daye lol facts it’s the “acts 26” part that be foolin niggas
The audio is great, and Andrew Schultz listens to his audience. All is well in the world.
Say WHAT, Dick?
Andrew ,I can bite my own toe nails......Alex, "WTF yo sharing drinks and shit" lmaooo
The one dislike is from his girl. 😅
and the other one is Akaashs girl
@@ayoutubechannul no its 9 of his ex
She tryna get pregnant and secure the bag lol
Andrew has become my favorite quarantine comedian. Found him on YT and he has me laughing with all this great material.
Why was the toe nail story the opening clip?! 👀😭😂😭💀💀💀💀
I know right. 🤣
Schulz just flexing his toenail-biting
How many times he say “son” in this clip
Aram Rajabpour It’s a New York thing.
Take a shot everytime he says “son”, you’re dead 🤣
8
@@pepamaster10 8 in the first min
It's cuz he's afraid to say niggah
Yo Andrew, definitely try freezing pineapple slices bro. I swear it blows your mind. The sweet shit get separated from the pineapple to create this kinda like pineapple jelly around the slice. You killin it btw
Keep the mics it gives it a more natural podcast look and sounds WAY better
just a little bit of EQ settings on Microphone would give it even more pro feel, these are great mics tho
Yeah audio is perfect now
I didn't know podcasts were ever natural...
This whole thing was a goddamn mess. 😂😂
nobody:
Dolphin Comedian 🐬: TAA-LAWNS
How tall is Andrew's dad if Andrew is 6'2 ?? Those feet are giant !!!
I think they are the same height, his bro is huge though, hes like 6’5-7
@@StraightHeadShotAFG this is god lol
@@mbeatz17 couldn't recognise him with the glasses
@@mbeatz17 LMAO!!!!!!!!!
@@abracadabruh1313 u get the reference hahahaha
Why’d he say talons like that
Essa Syed TAA LAHNS
Watch out bro , she wanna get pregnant lool .
I think we too just get really horny sometimes it's not that deep
Veronica aaa we know your a guy, stop ittt
Of course she does. They just moved in together and she’s trying to mark him as hers. Plus, he’ll be a millionaire once his special is done, so of course she wants to lock it down and enjoy some of that $$$ from him.
Veronica aaa Probably some of both. He is a millionaire now so she’s prolly trying to lock that shit down
@@QMS9224 yeah makes sense in this instance
Man Schulz is hilarious
Omfg man the audio is crazy good now. Like some of the best I have heard on a podcast. How the hell u go,from last week to this is beyond me but either way shout out u guys for doing it and listening to us👊😉
Schulz definitely looks like the type of guy that bites his toe nails
THIS MAN BITES HIS TOE NAILS
8:02 homie’s face is like “shit, that joke woulda killed if i was talking to black people” 🤣
Thank you for adding the mics back in...sounds so much better
I’m tryna eat breakfast bruh and y’all hear talking bout toe nails...cmonnnn bruh
Schulz with the OG saved by the bell starter pack.
1:40 What you came for
LMAO @Kaz "sharing drinks.." his grimace will be blown up and framed by my door. i want to see it every time i leave home to remind me not to share drinks. you never know who bites toes
myfoodishere LMAO this is exactly what i was coming here to write 😂 best moment of the clip lol
Love the way he says talons
Akaash, laugh into the mic! You've got the best laugh of the bunch!
one day those chairs are gonna break with them still laughing XD
5 years and two kids later and I still get this. And she’s not a hippo. Just old school mentality.
so now we cant pronounce talons?
What we not about to do is drop 10 clips before posting the full video just give us the full pod
less people will watch
@@OFFICALMENOFCULTURE they always gave us full pods, why change now? They dropped about 3 clips already today.
Dominique Ballou bro they upload the full podcast the day after they been doin this
Terron Morris Where can we watch it live? I been tryna get Rogan’s shit on my iPhone, but my podcast app is buggin.
4:37 Andrew trying to kill a fly.
I wish this was my problem after we moved together..
His dad’s shoe size is gonna go from a 16-12 after getting those talons cut, holy shit!
andrew what pants are those my guy
Cherish those moments because in a few years it's going to be you, hoping that, somehow, she notices that you're hard
I don't really understand cats complaining about girls that want it. Like last girl I lived with was a freak. We did it alot when we first moved in. Like most days, and sometimes 2 or 3 times in a day.
Don’t de it Shultz you about to blow up kid
The concept of having no mics is cool, but the audio is night and day better with mics.
'Akassh' is hilarious...Andrew is so on point...'real life' is so chilled out
You can tell a comedian is the best in his fields by hearing his lines everywhere .. speaking of Chappelle " Just because i'm dressed this way , it doesn't mean i'm an officer "
The "Just because I'm _dressed_ this way..." Is enough as a tag line for most people who have seen it.
You *know* you've made it when people only need half your punchline to laugh their asses off!
Andrew must've ran out of bluechew
Sound is so much better now ! Thanks guys
" son "
This clip straight flagrant 😂😂😂
His girl going to cheat on him
Shes not going to cheat if she thinks he's the best she can get.. but yeah its def possible. lol
Yep, he's acting like a lovestruck 14 yr old. It hurts to watch. I thought he'd be wiser than this.
She's not your girl, Its just your turn bruh...
@@drew7155 took the words right out of my mouth ...
She tryna get child support fam
“Son”
I just know my own experience... I moved in with my girlfriend and it was the best two years of my life... then we got engaged and things started going downhill... then we got married and they keep going downhill... and it took me 10 years of marriage to realize that it wasn't going to get any better... and every long-term goal that we talked about up-front was a lie.
The first two years sustained the last 12... and I made the mistake of marrying her because I wanted more of the same, but it became clear that the woman that I fell in love with was a lie. She was just trying to make me happy, and she was lying to herself as well... and I regret not dumping her sooner. 14 years of my life, including my 20's, are gone now... oh well.
Way to take take the shine off the apple. Nah but really, sorry you went through that. Hope you're happier now.
Andrew's dad's feet are tow up from the toe up.
They needs to get a round natural oat would table. Make the place look like a renaissance place.
I can’t till Jan 24th at the laughing skull!!!
I came for the title and I laughed at the content before it, great channel editing as well.
Nobody:
Andrew: Sun..
Nobody:
*New yawkers: Son
I can't understand this. If you're hard why not let your girl ride you?!
Andrew: how do girls get rapped
Nobody: haha...
Akaash: HAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!! (SCREAM)
wtf
Yeah he gotta calm down like we know its fake
@@GGG-ze9ct nah i think he misinterpret, he thought andrew was saying their pussy muscles should be able to stop that shit
Yo drop the full pod on UA-cam fast
It be like that sometimes. Sometimes they just want it too much. Mfs got things to do. Can't be banging 24/7 lol.
Did the flagrant boys whip out the jug of water and glasses for 2020 no more plastic bottles? JRE gotta step it up!
7:00 .. The dave chappelle reference
I'm never ready to go in the morning. Gotta take a dump first. Fuck around and thrust too hard and leave a hershey squirt on the sheets.
i like the old studio better with the mics , mixers, people more comfortable.
I heard that if your nails curve down it’s a bad sign health wise, can’t remember exactly what it was
He's part werewolf 😂
Also thank god for the microphones being back
Even his dress code has ADD 😂
Rewatched. 84th video down, many more to go.
I liked the no mic set up better. Sound just needed a lil improvement
Taz Perry it’s probably just the technology isn’t quite there yet
@@gerardogutierrez9591 yeah it was pretty good in alot of parts of the video but it just wasn't consistent
People complained about it a lot, but it sounded fine to me. There was just certain parts where it was a bit off.
They prob just needed more time to fix it, it did work the first time but the second show it was really really bad
Well the end was fixing my mood after seeing that tonight alright!
Toenails wearing grills lmaooo 😂😂😂
Your girl's a hero embrace it lol
gota love this guy
Moving in and getting married is basically the same thing
Not really?
He said she still wanted to fuck him!
😒No it's NOT!
I need to watch this full episode
Lmao his dad had hooves
Nice and cousy audio 😊
Dem some demon feet
Miss kaz man
4:05 hope you guys don't get the Chris D'Elia treatment too. Yikes.
cant wait for the episode LOL
Kaz looked like lebron for a second if lebron gained weight
I like this studio
*Just wanna say Andrew you aren't alone in biting your toenails....I thought I was alone in this world all this time* 😅🤷🏾♂️
Lmao yall some freaks!
u nasty
Who's lounge is this what happened to the studio
YOOOO THE FIRE TRUCK DOES COME TOO.
the video audio sounds different from the podcast audio not bad just different keep it tight
Hahahahahahahahaha fukin love Andrew yooo his the best bruh!!
How could you bite your toe nails . Ever since I started working manual labor jobs I lost the ability to touch my face with my feet
I can see how my mornin wood can be misleading lmfao
Once again the Aime Leon Dore looks great on you!
0:14 snapchat code he wasn't supposed to share
Category Sports
Flagrant really isnt a show you can watch while you eat 🥴
Papa Shulz sounds cool
WHY DOES ALEX NOT HAVE A CHAIR YET
That's exactly just like my dad
Shot for every time says son
Son😂😂😂