Can an Average Guy Score a Free Kick Against a Pro Soccer Goalie? | Above Average Joe | GQ

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  • For episode 2 of Above Average Joe, GQ's Clay Skipper heads to the soccer field to perfect his free kick. With help from New York's Major League teams-NYCFC and the New York Red Bulls-he just might score a goal.
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  • @vonvex
    @vonvex 4 роки тому +12964

    Most ten year olds in the UK would embarrass this guy

    • @nicojr4235
      @nicojr4235 4 роки тому +265

      Agreed

    • @user-do2ii3gl7v
      @user-do2ii3gl7v 4 роки тому +141

      Facts

    • @ruthjewkes6564
      @ruthjewkes6564 4 роки тому +294

      Not bragging but easily I would

    • @ellis2394
      @ellis2394 4 роки тому +134

      Not even good, I don't even train bit I'd do better

    • @gavinwhite2408
      @gavinwhite2408 4 роки тому +358

      Most in the US would as well. This generation in the US is the first to have parents who played football as a kid so the older generation is mostly below average as the only way they were taught was out of a book

  • @filthycasual1603
    @filthycasual1603 4 роки тому +4778

    before he learns to take his free kick they need to teach him to kick it correctly, he keeps hitting it with his toe

    • @TomErskine
      @TomErskine 4 роки тому +43

      Christipher White in my country we call that kick a bozo

    • @adamb2835
      @adamb2835 4 роки тому +165

      They never really explained anything of value to him. Theres no need to canon blast the ball every time, sometimes an easy chip is all you need but this is the states so its pretty much amateurs teaching a begginer anyway.

    • @hkgames5510
      @hkgames5510 4 роки тому +7

      Tom Erskine we call it a mbontsi in south africa

    • @ethxn__a
      @ethxn__a 4 роки тому +29

      Toe punt or toe poke in UK

    • @ismaellagunas5020
      @ismaellagunas5020 4 роки тому +8

      Christipher White well that is how an average guy kicks a ball.

  • @guayaquilindependiente8763
    @guayaquilindependiente8763 4 роки тому +4391

    Wtf is this.. if you’re South American or European, a little part of you died seeing this guy “shoot” a ball..

    • @ineptpacific5717
      @ineptpacific5717 4 роки тому +79

      Guayaquil Independiente or even if you are American. Kind of embarrassing

    • @PRIMO19
      @PRIMO19 4 роки тому +128

      Africans: am I a joke to u?

    • @theonlyone4304
      @theonlyone4304 4 роки тому +28

      Bruh I am African American but raised in America but this is real bad I am world class compared to him and I am 13

    • @sosa--
      @sosa-- 4 роки тому +2

      Central America

    • @guayaquilindependiente8763
      @guayaquilindependiente8763 4 роки тому +7

      x_vxgue Central America.... is a joke? If so, I agree with you. Not a single good player, and much less a decent national team has come out of that place, so no, you can’t compare yourself to anyone half decent, which is surely the guy in the video compared to you or your people.

  • @Lucixir
    @Lucixir 4 роки тому +1568

    You should definitely do a Average Joe vs MMA fighter. See how well you can do vs a pro after a month of training.

    • @dasaggropop1244
      @dasaggropop1244 4 роки тому +134

      just watch a CM punk fight.

    • @FinnishFlash17
      @FinnishFlash17 4 роки тому +12

      Have him fighting against CM Punk

    • @johnholmstrom4212
      @johnholmstrom4212 4 роки тому +4

      @@FinnishFlash17 RIP CM Punk

    • @Mori_the_Chad
      @Mori_the_Chad 4 роки тому +17

      You want him dead?! lol

    • @Lucixir
      @Lucixir 4 роки тому +11

      @@Mori_the_Chad No I dont want anyone to die but it would be an interesting process to watch and show fans what all goes into that type of training and skill. The MMA Pro doesnt have to kill him in the end to prove anything...

  • @xrandyxx7092
    @xrandyxx7092 4 роки тому +4516

    If this guy is average then I’m world class 😂

    • @ethanattard7878
      @ethanattard7878 4 роки тому +52

      No. He's the world's best player, man. Don't disrespect him. 🤣🤣

    • @samkalhor1119
      @samkalhor1119 4 роки тому +24

      It says hes above average🤣🤣🤣

    • @vispon7343
      @vispon7343 4 роки тому +14

      So you’re an world class person? Cause it said nothing about above average player?

    • @dylantco4810
      @dylantco4810 4 роки тому +62

      It says that he is an average guy, not average player

    • @borisjohnson4390
      @borisjohnson4390 4 роки тому +4

      soccer (football) was only truly inturduced to the United States in the 70s and it only became popular in the 90s. when you do this to American soccer it slows it development rate and destroys confidence of anyone who does have a chance'

  • @eleazarchinne1678
    @eleazarchinne1678 4 роки тому +2701

    Wait, so my man didn't score any practice freekick but then decided he was ready

  • @ComicKodi
    @ComicKodi 4 роки тому +301

    When he said “Do you just communicate with your wall?” I facepalmed soooooo hard.

    • @hamdialiyo5088
      @hamdialiyo5088 3 роки тому +5

      Me too broo I was like your wall😲

    • @lucasgermano9322
      @lucasgermano9322 3 роки тому +4

      In that time I skipped to end of the video

    • @hamdialiyo5088
      @hamdialiyo5088 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucasgermano9322 😂😂🤞

    • @ryez11
      @ryez11 2 роки тому

      it wasnt that long ago when you could have your own players in the wall

  • @squamantox7499
    @squamantox7499 4 роки тому +2803

    If those are pro goalkeepers, I should move to the US and make a living out of goalkeeping

    • @zon4d
      @zon4d 4 роки тому +26

      he said he played until high school smh

    • @zon4d
      @zon4d 4 роки тому +3

      nvm lmao

    • @Nolan-oc9vs
      @Nolan-oc9vs 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah he didn’t even dive

    • @thepigproductivity
      @thepigproductivity 4 роки тому +231

      Crazy thought guys... he wasn’t trying... how hard is that to grasp

    • @dinogaming4419
      @dinogaming4419 4 роки тому

      Michael De La O where?

  • @deandmn
    @deandmn 4 роки тому +9481

    An average American isn’t even as good as a European toddler

    • @RizaldoMullings
      @RizaldoMullings 4 роки тому +676

      DeZe YT An average American isn't even as good as a South American fetus

    • @colomblanco
      @colomblanco 4 роки тому +228

      Lol, very true! Also hilarious to watch a European throw something!

    • @eleazarchinne1678
      @eleazarchinne1678 4 роки тому +124

      Not even as good as a hungry African zygote

    • @CaioisRodrigues
      @CaioisRodrigues 4 роки тому +57

      @@RizaldoMullings i'm brazilian and i can confirm that

    • @beastt2649
      @beastt2649 4 роки тому +40

      DeZe YT can u stfu acting like use won’t become good in a few years we have really good young players

  • @ethansennett3404
    @ethansennett3404 4 роки тому +648

    Never seen a more unnatural freekick 😂😂

  • @drey9003
    @drey9003 4 роки тому +761

    This is SO frustrating to see his shooting technic haha

    • @wilsybhoy
      @wilsybhoy 4 роки тому +8

      Drey agreed he lost all the tips he was given and ended up scoring lol

    • @sukoo1
      @sukoo1 4 роки тому +10

      @@wilsybhoy Im more upset with his wall. Boy had the easy header save and he ducked

    • @fatejuice154
      @fatejuice154 4 роки тому +9

      It’s frustrating to see your writings

    • @bigboymatthew7471
      @bigboymatthew7471 2 роки тому

      wtf is "technic"

  • @stonywings5888
    @stonywings5888 4 роки тому +363

    *Hits the girl with the ball*
    Few seconds later...
    "One of those felt really good"

  • @Leaveice
    @Leaveice 4 роки тому +4665

    He is below avarage for Europe

    • @khalil7149
      @khalil7149 4 роки тому +314

      Even the "pro" keeper is below average

    • @eleazarchinne1678
      @eleazarchinne1678 4 роки тому +130

      You mean for everywhere else, except the US

    • @HeliasVieira
      @HeliasVieira 4 роки тому +45

      he's way below average for brazil

    • @vikfk
      @vikfk 4 роки тому +19

      Isn't that the whole point of the video?

    • @mohamz4547
      @mohamz4547 4 роки тому +33

      @@vikfk basically what he is saying is that the "pro goalkeeper" isnt even good enough to even be an average goalkeeper in Europe.

  • @Lifenote07
    @Lifenote07 4 роки тому +491

    "Do you communicate to the wall that you want to go under them so they can jump" I fckn lost it at that point lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheStupidgeniuses35
      @TheStupidgeniuses35 4 роки тому +2

      Ajayvir Bhangu my brain fried when I heard him say that lmao

  • @adamebanks3837
    @adamebanks3837 4 роки тому +3086

    watching average Americans trying to kick a ball lol

    • @ineptpacific5717
      @ineptpacific5717 4 роки тому +65

      Adam Ebanks yeah. As an American, these people embarrass me.

    • @SuperReviews4you
      @SuperReviews4you 4 роки тому +109

      Men dont play soccer here, our girls do. If soccer was our number 1 sport not 5th-7th then we would be kicking everyones asses like we do in the Olympics with medals.

    • @miguellopes2452
      @miguellopes2452 4 роки тому +115

      @@SuperReviews4you sure you would buddy

    • @georgealin7472
      @georgealin7472 4 роки тому +40

      That's why they play "football" with their hands

    • @borisjohnson4390
      @borisjohnson4390 4 роки тому +43

      soccer (football) was only truly inturduced to the United States in the 70s and it only became popular in the 90s. when you do this to American soccer it slows it development rate and destroys confidence of anyone who does have a chance

  • @samgibbs27
    @samgibbs27 4 роки тому +47

    The new york red bulls coach actually gave him some really good tips

  • @emilewillaerts6368
    @emilewillaerts6368 4 роки тому +1039

    This guy thought the wall was in the same team as the person taking the free kick 💀🤦‍♂️

    • @jxice__
      @jxice__ 4 роки тому +60

      and he was the goalie!

    • @RR-ir6ss
      @RR-ir6ss 4 роки тому +23

      That logic makes no sense. Why would your own team make it harder for you to score?

    • @IkEisawesome7
      @IkEisawesome7 4 роки тому

      Emile Willaerts I was blown away

    • @mrdxb1154
      @mrdxb1154 4 роки тому +2

      R R you can do that btw. the second he shoots you duck and it becomes easier for him

    • @kevmmm
      @kevmmm 4 роки тому

      What he said would be true if he was talkin bout the other type of football lol

  • @AntoniS23
    @AntoniS23 4 роки тому +407

    People all mad at the goalie, the dude wasnt even trying

    • @MxtsoeV2
      @MxtsoeV2 4 роки тому +4

      How would you know? Maybe he is really trash

    • @mysstal7216
      @mysstal7216 4 роки тому +10

      Mats he didn’t dive at all and honestly just walked also the walls literally was dodging the ball

    • @MxtsoeV2
      @MxtsoeV2 4 роки тому

      @@mysstal7216 so? He could still be really trash

    • @DouglasBailey
      @DouglasBailey 4 роки тому +1

      @@MxtsoeV2 Hes not trash.

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 4 роки тому

      Douglas Bailey HES way beyond trash

  • @alexisa.morellm.d.8296
    @alexisa.morellm.d.8296 4 роки тому +678

    Pro goalie? Lol. That goalie is afraid of touching the ground.

    • @hogedoge69
      @hogedoge69 4 роки тому +61

      Technically you are a pro if you get paid, doesn't have to mean ur good

    • @MikeCriticalOps
      @MikeCriticalOps 4 роки тому +8

      meep meep pro means professional...means your really good at something...

    • @blertshala1432
      @blertshala1432 4 роки тому +83

      Alexis A. Morell he’s not trying why would he ruin his career for a challenge he didn’t even bend down to go for the ball he just stood straight with his heels

    • @robrobson3930
      @robrobson3930 4 роки тому +39

      Blert Shala ... loool ... ruining his career with a mid-high dive on a sunny day on a perfect pitch and no opponents near him. Get outta here, if he as a pro can't do a basic no-brainer for any European amateur keeper under perfect and favorable conditions without hurting himself, he chose the wrong sport.

    • @MikeCriticalOps
      @MikeCriticalOps 4 роки тому +25

      rob robson shut up you sound dumb.

  • @Will-kl5ri
    @Will-kl5ri 3 роки тому +115

    The hate in the comment section is mind blowing lmao - it’s supposed to be a fun video

  • @KindaHappy15
    @KindaHappy15 4 роки тому +53

    No one can appreciate the fact that this man wanted to learn something and actually prevailed. His goal was to score on a pro keeper and he did it. Not to be the best in the world.

    • @ohmydog9171
      @ohmydog9171 7 місяців тому

      yea lol this entire series is about him basically learning sports in mere hours and trying to go against pros, international viewers are just so snobby and mad that soccer is the one sport amercans arent unanimously the best at thats majorly played within the country

  • @AS-pc1od
    @AS-pc1od 4 роки тому +1688

    Everytime he kicked the ball i jumped lool he’s technique is appalling

    • @alibenkhalid4192
      @alibenkhalid4192 4 роки тому +20

      And your english is just as good. Its his* btw

    • @alibenkhalid4192
      @alibenkhalid4192 4 роки тому +3

      @Member of the universe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no.

    • @Leaveice
      @Leaveice 4 роки тому

      www.normpvc.com/TR/

    • @manuelsousa8479
      @manuelsousa8479 4 роки тому +9

      @Member of the universe He wrote "its" instead of "it's" because it's faster... You are the one who's wrong

    • @Saint_BullCaptain
      @Saint_BullCaptain 4 роки тому +12

      Manuel Sousa he accused the other person of a minute grammatical error and then got called out for one himself so how is that guy wrong

  • @CuriouslyWatching
    @CuriouslyWatching 4 роки тому +124

    Neuer wouldn't have moved & still caught the shot

  • @benedekfarkas9698
    @benedekfarkas9698 4 роки тому +34

    "PRO" goalkeepers usually dive i think😳

    • @trazz407
      @trazz407 4 роки тому +2

      you would think, but he isn't much of a pro is he?

    • @raphaelovicstrassovic9440
      @raphaelovicstrassovic9440 3 роки тому +1

      He is a good pro keeper....but why should he give 100% effort for this clip

  • @mafuzzyman
    @mafuzzyman 4 роки тому +2466

    Every European: Ugh I feel sick watching this 😂

    • @lalaxalalx1672
      @lalaxalalx1672 4 роки тому +13

      yo even a striker from europe is better than that goal keeper

    • @davidshaul8719
      @davidshaul8719 4 роки тому +1

      tru say bro

    • @sammyvanbroock831
      @sammyvanbroock831 4 роки тому +1

      Sooooooo true

    • @sacazacu
      @sacazacu 4 роки тому

      gotta say it was painful to watch =))

    • @43lenzo
      @43lenzo 4 роки тому +1

      i did too, but i am american
      now I seem “crazy”

  • @skyscout3
    @skyscout3 4 роки тому +2369

    who would win?
    Like- Vikkstar
    Reply- this guy

  • @hongfengliao904
    @hongfengliao904 4 роки тому +97

    Everything he was taught went in the bin

    • @mirceatim3274
      @mirceatim3274 4 роки тому

      everything the pro Americans know about football. He knows it already, ready to go in the League there.

    • @mktimes70
      @mktimes70 4 роки тому +1

      Literally 🤣🤣

  • @e.6390
    @e.6390 3 роки тому +9

    14:43 he had that 10 year old "i scored against my dad" confidence

  • @mewtwo8000
    @mewtwo8000 4 роки тому +1304

    it’s cause the wall literally ducked under the ball

    • @c_9995
      @c_9995 4 роки тому +34

      michael ikr if he was a player in a real game they wouldve headed it and he wouldve resigned for missing 11 free kicks 😂

    • @joeboxerrr
      @joeboxerrr 4 роки тому +10

      sometimes u don't jump bc u might get a ronaldinho shot sneaking under the wall, but more importantly this really isn't that serious hahah

    • @kimkardashianbigass8194
      @kimkardashianbigass8194 4 роки тому

      One tried to to use his elbow. 😂😂

    • @isuckdickbecause510
      @isuckdickbecause510 4 роки тому

      @@joeboxerrr But they ducked.

    • @ad5048
      @ad5048 4 роки тому +3

      @@joeboxerrr He's not as good as Ronaldinho tho he isn't even as good as Mustafi

  • @oscaraffroguy
    @oscaraffroguy 4 роки тому +741

    This guy wouldn’t score against a Sunday league keeper 😂

    • @saeed_05
      @saeed_05 4 роки тому +11

      Or a toddler for that matter

    • @iaisosoakoaozoso5453
      @iaisosoakoaozoso5453 4 роки тому +8

      Oscar he can’t even score with no goalkeeper

    • @fuzes1eazy599
      @fuzes1eazy599 4 роки тому +2

      Oscar he wouldn’t score against a u7 keeper😂😂😂

    • @johnnyklasing4002
      @johnnyklasing4002 4 роки тому +2

      ..... but he did score... against a professional goalkeeper....

    • @fuzes1eazy599
      @fuzes1eazy599 4 роки тому +1

      Johnny Klasing you say professional but he don’t play like a professional🤭

  • @arjanchonker8330
    @arjanchonker8330 3 роки тому +33

    That's how Marcus alonso got into chelsea

  • @mishkatrahman20
    @mishkatrahman20 2 роки тому +8

    “You have to communicate that to your wall right”
    “Uh…it’s the other team…”
    How did the player control his laughter I would’ve rolled on the ground 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddyqwerty3414
    @eddyqwerty3414 4 роки тому +689

    " shoot with the laces "
    "Okay"
    Laceless boots: am I a joke to you?

  • @Koooo4
    @Koooo4 4 роки тому +3191

    They says it's a Pro Goalie, but then it's MLS.. Im confused.

    • @BizzBizz69
      @BizzBizz69 4 роки тому +167

      MLS is pro...

    • @kaedenjohnson4701
      @kaedenjohnson4701 4 роки тому +54

      ArchimedesV2.0 people so clueless, USL and up is pro😂 I’m glad you know!

    • @whoisnolan53
      @whoisnolan53 4 роки тому +25

      MLS is pro in America , like baseball you say professional baseball player , same for futbol in america

    • @Art-lm4ik
      @Art-lm4ik 4 роки тому +638

      The joke went above yalls head, he’s saying the MLS is trash

    • @c.james1
      @c.james1 4 роки тому +53

      @@BizzBizz69 /r/whoosh

  • @lucabuchignani1141
    @lucabuchignani1141 3 роки тому +36

    the trainers: just don’t lean back
    him: 399 folding chair

  • @eduardob5
    @eduardob5 3 роки тому +10

    Day 5 and this guy completely forgot all the drills Danny told him

  • @rileywashere91
    @rileywashere91 4 роки тому +413

    Spends a week learning better technique, gets to the actual challenge and goes back to the way he was kicking at the start 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @notsocooldude7720
      @notsocooldude7720 4 роки тому +1

      Riley Walls Americans aren’t known for being bright

    • @gourfish9311
      @gourfish9311 4 роки тому +15

      @@notsocooldude7720 that's just racist bro

    • @rbdel
      @rbdel 4 роки тому +12

      @@gourfish9311 American history dosent seem racist at all

    • @autismoprime
      @autismoprime 4 роки тому +2

      Rbles Del Rosario how can y’all just marginalize Americans like that, this man probably ain’t even racist and neither are all Americans. Even if this man was racist, racism can’t be stopped with more racism that’s just counterproductive making it worse 😐

    • @ylsfad3720
      @ylsfad3720 4 роки тому +2

      Not So Cool Dude lmao europeans sure needed our help in both World Wars. Germany kicked y’alls asses a little too hard and maybe you bumped your head and forgot soccer isn’t an American sport and most Americans give 0 fucks about it.

  • @amirkass4854
    @amirkass4854 4 роки тому +328

    Legend says that the 11 shots were never completed

    • @shog6174
      @shog6174 4 роки тому +3

      All the American goal keeper I know, can take a good free kick, this guy is just really bad.

    • @Budder1252
      @Budder1252 4 роки тому

      ol_ Shosh Yea, like the title states he is an average guy

  • @celticmarco
    @celticmarco 4 роки тому +601

    Very generous calling yourself average, maybe an average American 😂 this was sad to watch

    • @drey9003
      @drey9003 4 роки тому

      hard tackle

    • @KenJMLG
      @KenJMLG 4 роки тому +61

      @@drey9003 lets watch average europeans try to run through a nfl middle linebacker

    • @SnoreProtection
      @SnoreProtection 4 роки тому +147

      @@KenJMLG id like to see an average american run at all

    • @fredjones2047
      @fredjones2047 4 роки тому +6

      @@SnoreProtection That's depressing, and luckily not true.

    • @bbeast1950
      @bbeast1950 4 роки тому +11

      A H destruction

  • @braedenmacander9995
    @braedenmacander9995 4 роки тому +7

    I laughed so hard when he asked if he should tell the wall to jump 😂

  • @MxtsoeV2
    @MxtsoeV2 4 роки тому +220

    All these guys talking about how he is below an average player. The title says average guy, so they just mean someone average who probably never played too much football. Dont be so negative yall

    • @ilovecookiesization
      @ilovecookiesization 3 роки тому +2

      This is below average in general

    • @mtrps_
      @mtrps_ 3 роки тому +4

      USA average perhaps, but most of the world plays football and the average would be better than this guy.

    • @nosir3807
      @nosir3807 3 роки тому +12

      @@mtrps_ not really

    • @martinbuhrer3893
      @martinbuhrer3893 3 роки тому +5

      Let's be honest here: There's just WORLDS of difference between US average guys and rest of the world average guys. In most countries in the world, chances are you've kicked a ball before. How many of us Europeans have ever tried to hit a baseball or thrown a football? I know I have, but I've always been a sucker for all kinds of sports. I'm not average.

    • @yungaj6166
      @yungaj6166 2 роки тому

      @@nosir3807 yes really

  • @estebangallo1806
    @estebangallo1806 4 роки тому +224

    4:02 “Cut that out”
    Editor: No I dont think i will

  • @mostdeadlygeist
    @mostdeadlygeist 4 роки тому +5

    after watching this dude's 3 point shootout, he makes every sport look hard haha

  • @joecsdy551
    @joecsdy551 3 роки тому +6

    Him : "hit it with your laces"
    his boots : "I have no lace...."

  • @223costa
    @223costa 4 роки тому +118

    Player : "Breathes"
    Skipper(GQ) : "You know i played keeper back in the day."

  • @ramcitys8380
    @ramcitys8380 4 роки тому +64

    Him -“ First take”
    The ball rolling in the background-“am I a joke to you?”

  • @MK-hu8kc
    @MK-hu8kc 3 роки тому +4

    Me: I'll learn something new
    Brain: losing cells by the second

  • @gusv.4171
    @gusv.4171 4 роки тому +6

    He knew deep down he wasn’t an “average” guy

  • @geroldgerry3375
    @geroldgerry3375 4 роки тому +75

    Pretty sure the keeper wasn’t even trying 😂 probably felt bad for him

  • @user-bm4kc8fs8u
    @user-bm4kc8fs8u 4 роки тому +600

    This is really a 3 minute just dragged out video skip to 12:46 to see what you came for

  • @atseh
    @atseh 4 роки тому +8

    Coach: Be confident..that's it.
    Guy: *switches on confidence* yeets a FK like Ronaldo.

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 4 роки тому +3

      Guy doesn't even know how to kick a ball. I'm European and play as an amateur in the second lowest league of my country (really bad for European standards), and I would absolutely put this guy to utter shame.

  • @Jonasz314
    @Jonasz314 3 роки тому +42

    "You have to communicate this to your wall, right?"
    "No, it's the other team".
    Reminds me of this news guy asking Schweinsteiger whether Chicago FC (or whatever their irrelevant name is) "could win the World Cup?" (blank stare.... WTF???)

  • @ESNProductions8
    @ESNProductions8 4 роки тому +109

    American: Plays football
    Everyone else in the world: Wait, that's illegal

    • @dontstopbelieving1
      @dontstopbelieving1 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Americans suck at soccer. They have only won 3 of the last 4 gold medals in olympic soccer lol

    • @ylsfad3720
      @ylsfad3720 4 роки тому +5

      Top5 probably bc we don’t care all that much about it.

    • @dontstopbelieving1
      @dontstopbelieving1 4 роки тому +5

      @@ylsfad3720 Yeah, olympic athletes are known for not caring about winning

    • @alexgavin7393
      @alexgavin7393 4 роки тому +4

      Top5 you genuinely think America would have won them medals if other countries actually played their full team😂

    • @angry_icelander3744
      @angry_icelander3744 4 роки тому

      @@dontstopbelieving1 why have you not won any other medal then?

  • @Werved
    @Werved 4 роки тому +145

    The wall is supposed to block the shot on that side and everyone ducked lmao

  • @ndronikusri1992
    @ndronikusri1992 3 роки тому

    I subscribed because of the thing you said about the wall...good point. Communication is a must!

  • @damianraczynski7450
    @damianraczynski7450 3 роки тому +3

    i like how even the wall is making room for the ball to go in haha

  • @a.b9041
    @a.b9041 4 роки тому +399

    It all depends on technique and not how hard you kick the ball.

    • @Borisr-cg7kb
      @Borisr-cg7kb 4 роки тому +39

      To an extent

    • @verti_8907
      @verti_8907 4 роки тому +3

      It’s better to have a powerful shot because then you can learn the technique which is easy to learn

    • @rangabusi
      @rangabusi 4 роки тому

      I mean, his approach was to run as hard as hard as possible and then just launching it. I don't understand why he thought sprinting into a free kick would work.

    • @jackmoore9109
      @jackmoore9109 4 роки тому +21

      @@verti_8907 no, power comes with technique. If you learn to hit the ball properly that has so much more value than swing a heavy leg

    • @thedon.32
      @thedon.32 4 роки тому +2

      Pea kz placement is everything depending on distance. Takes time for them too see the ball over walls the ball is most likely already over the walls head before a goalie can react most of the time at least, but obviously distance matter anything under 27 yards it’s all about placement.

  • @nicocarrillo5841
    @nicocarrillo5841 4 роки тому +1239

    Just to clarify I’m an American who is disgusted by this guy’s technique too... you europeans aren’t alone 😂

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 4 роки тому +18

      A 4 year old European would’ve defeated this guy like seventy - nil

    • @aceman775
      @aceman775 4 роки тому +2

      Boudewijn Gommeren true

    • @carlos_e111
      @carlos_e111 4 роки тому +5

      I’m a Canadian and even I’m appalled

    • @aChristian4RonPaul
      @aChristian4RonPaul 4 роки тому +3

      @@dtoskar Nope. Try again.

    • @laurencampbell7293
      @laurencampbell7293 4 роки тому

      Same bro

  • @briobrio6047
    @briobrio6047 3 роки тому +4

    11:00 forgets everything he learned

  • @MohamedMohamed-tr2rz
    @MohamedMohamed-tr2rz 3 роки тому +2

    Tbh considering his lack of football knowledge he showed great progress

  • @yatroy
    @yatroy 4 роки тому +47

    Him: It felt awesome to score a goal
    Goalie: I'm not even trying

  • @cloudnine7737
    @cloudnine7737 4 роки тому +165

    This man said he’s just an above average joe and couldn’t even score in an open goal

    • @MxtsoeV2
      @MxtsoeV2 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah above average joe, not an above average football player

    • @jordy12339
      @jordy12339 4 роки тому +6

      Mats hes the worst ive ever Seen

    • @jacobflynn2130
      @jacobflynn2130 4 роки тому

      Jay Jay he’s not that bad 😂😂😂

    • @jordy12339
      @jordy12339 4 роки тому +2

      Jacob Flynn as a german i say he is

  • @deekay9776
    @deekay9776 4 роки тому +1

    3:40 that handshake was CLEAAAAAN

  • @alju2574
    @alju2574 4 роки тому +79

    If this guy above average, im a Legend

    • @threeminuteshate
      @threeminuteshate 3 роки тому +2

      Have you seen an average American? We’re as wide as we are tall.

  • @theinfamousches1258
    @theinfamousches1258 4 роки тому +86

    The whole time I just kept thinking “stop leaning back!!!”

    • @leozinca1720
      @leozinca1720 4 роки тому

      Leaning back is very important.

    • @shortymm2093
      @shortymm2093 4 роки тому

      leonardo carvalho almeida not that back

    • @trazz407
      @trazz407 4 роки тому +1

      @@leozinca1720 if you want to win the cross bar challenge, yes, very important

    • @nickc3053
      @nickc3053 4 роки тому

      and stop running at it head on

  • @stealyourvirginity9569
    @stealyourvirginity9569 4 роки тому +56

    No Goalkeeper in net:
    Average Guy: missed goal

  • @rossw4069
    @rossw4069 4 роки тому +12

    The keeper literally let your shot in my guy 😂

  • @denimator5651
    @denimator5651 4 роки тому +5

    really interesting informative video, really liked it. i really enjoyed seeing how he came on with his skills and how well they developed. good job. thanks!

  • @simsonduff4903
    @simsonduff4903 4 роки тому +107

    You skipped the whole week day not just leg day

  • @ji18572
    @ji18572 4 роки тому +285

    Why is everyone hating? So what if he's American? This guy's a beginner but you can actually see he's willing to learn. Keep it up mate! #TheBeautifulGame

    • @AleNuexGamer
      @AleNuexGamer 4 роки тому +34

      Ivan Jukić because the title is saying he’s average. Simple fact is he isn’t, that’s on a UA-cam channel not the guy himself. Grow up

    • @salomoncarranza8676
      @salomoncarranza8676 4 роки тому +13

      OnTheHouse by average he doesnt mean football player he means a normal person

    • @zachpearson9606
      @zachpearson9606 4 роки тому +18

      @@AleNuexGamer that's not what the phrase "average joe" means. He's not saying he's an average player, it means he's an average guy. Non-athlete, works in an office, etc.

    • @dejanjovanovic290
      @dejanjovanovic290 4 роки тому +2

      Ivan Jukić ovaj brat nije F od Fudbala I sam je reka da je u Srednjoj igra kao Golman a nije zna izvest loptu

    • @eddyqwerty3414
      @eddyqwerty3414 4 роки тому +12

      The reason we are hating is because this this pretentious idiot thinks he is above average when in reality the average 6 year old here in France is better than him

  • @KriminalisDK
    @KriminalisDK 4 роки тому

    Him asking the Red Bull player about the wall was pretty hilarious

  • @cemantical
    @cemantical 4 роки тому +2

    I would really enjoy watching the people that commented on his form and how he did to actually try this.

    • @ecg865
      @ecg865 2 роки тому

      I don’t think you’ve ever played football in the uk or Europe. Amateur youth players could do better.

  • @randomdude4117
    @randomdude4117 4 роки тому +65

    That goalie was immediately cut after this video.

    • @stevenli1036
      @stevenli1036 4 роки тому +2

      I met him irl he's a nice guy actually but not a great player

    • @Ripflights200LR
      @Ripflights200LR 4 роки тому +7

      Assuming he was allowed to overly exert himself like in a match, this guy would have had zero chances.

    • @kiankian1420
      @kiankian1420 4 роки тому +4

      He wasn't even diving lmfao

    • @devkirpalani-vaz766
      @devkirpalani-vaz766 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t think he was actually trying 100%

    • @joshuaharwood4910
      @joshuaharwood4910 4 роки тому

      Dev Kirpalani-Vaz I’m a Chelsea fan but kepa would have saved that

  • @ahmadtahiri7902
    @ahmadtahiri7902 4 роки тому +12

    This isn’t what i would call a professional keeper

  • @reapsval
    @reapsval 4 роки тому +6

    Even Courtois is more of a 'pro' than an MLS

  • @malaka_yt7627
    @malaka_yt7627 4 роки тому

    14:15 “one of those felt really good I thought he was talking about hitting the people with the ball”

  • @rafjztw
    @rafjztw 4 роки тому +59

    As an European, I think this is wayyyy below average ahah.. but +1 for effort! At least you tried!

    • @anthonyvelasquez816
      @anthonyvelasquez816 4 роки тому +1

      rafjztw average person not player

    • @andrewphil2366
      @andrewphil2366 4 роки тому +9

      "As aN eUrOpeAn" stfu🤦‍♂️

    • @Qamar-un3iv
      @Qamar-un3iv 4 роки тому +1

      rafjztw u do know if ur from Europe it does not automatically make u a god at football, like some people here don’t even play football

    • @user-gg4qd9ve8m
      @user-gg4qd9ve8m 4 роки тому

      @@andrewphil2366 maybe you can try speaking his language for a change

    • @andrewphil2366
      @andrewphil2366 4 роки тому

      @@user-gg4qd9ve8m or I can continue to not give a fuck🤦‍♂️😂

  • @khangtrinh4617
    @khangtrinh4617 4 роки тому +19

    The walls were playing their separate
    Dodge ball

  • @ericgoldfish2451
    @ericgoldfish2451 4 роки тому +2

    2:28 that guys power shot just roles into the bottom corner 😂

    • @peektwo5793
      @peektwo5793 4 роки тому

      Eric Goldfish power doesn’t just mean it is high, a power shot can go high or low as long as it moves quick

    • @va15e71
      @va15e71 3 роки тому

      It diddnt even look like a power shot lmao moved so slow and rolled so much

  • @breadfdx
    @breadfdx 4 роки тому +2

    2:27 was the slowest powershot ive ever seen in my life

  • @AA-kr1ci
    @AA-kr1ci 4 роки тому +6

    His aaah voice when he missed the shots is Arnold Schwarzenegger without steroids 😭😂

  • @naughtyk7911
    @naughtyk7911 4 роки тому +4

    14:42 he let that in, he clearly moved his hand away 😂

  • @joshkuhnmusic
    @joshkuhnmusic 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta give Clay credit. Hes very coachable

  • @Z_hri
    @Z_hri 4 роки тому +1

    You can tell how good someone is by how they celebrate after scoring

  • @hollygould855
    @hollygould855 4 роки тому +5

    Mans leaning back too much and no one told him

    • @YourCousinCarl
      @YourCousinCarl 4 роки тому +3

      They told him, he just didn't pay much attention to what they were trying to teach him.

  • @gaelcasillas2203
    @gaelcasillas2203 4 роки тому +46

    This made me mad😂😂😂

  • @IHMcrusader42
    @IHMcrusader42 4 роки тому +2

    Who else was shouting “STEVE! STEVE STEVE” when the intro song was playing

  • @-SantiagoTalks
    @-SantiagoTalks 4 роки тому +6

    Yo since he’s probably never gonna use those cleats again send em my way 😉😁

  • @Charles45Soccer
    @Charles45Soccer 4 роки тому +65

    An American definitely made this title. It's football not soccer

    • @javimiami92
      @javimiami92 4 роки тому +9

      So is the channel you’re watching, GC is an American magazine ignoramus.

    • @DRAGON-wo4hd
      @DRAGON-wo4hd 4 роки тому

      Gq is not only US it's world wide there is UK also

    • @c.james1
      @c.james1 4 роки тому

      @@DRAGON-wo4hd No shit sherlock, but GQ is an American company. Like Ferrero (that makes Nutella) is an Italian company, yet I bet there is Nutella in tons of countries worldwide.

    • @toomuchsauce1377
      @toomuchsauce1377 4 роки тому

      *futbol

    • @obadiahstane2057
      @obadiahstane2057 4 роки тому +2

      Who cares about what it's called

  • @lucasvilarinho2321
    @lucasvilarinho2321 4 роки тому +18

    If this is an "average" american playing football, I dont wanna see a bad american player

  • @ElMencho.
    @ElMencho. 4 роки тому

    1:10 dude was like tf you have my shoes on 😂

  • @MariaGarcia-xc6tz
    @MariaGarcia-xc6tz 4 роки тому +20

    This whole comment section seems to not able to even read a title it says average guy,not average soccer player🤦‍♂️

    • @pedrotome1
      @pedrotome1 4 роки тому +13

      The average 10 yr old european could do alot better than this

    • @-keiskx1774
      @-keiskx1774 3 роки тому

      Can YOU read?

    • @va15e71
      @va15e71 3 роки тому +2

      Electro Power is this sarcasm or are you just dumb

  • @avantjeef
    @avantjeef 4 роки тому +23

    The wall instead of jumping 2 feet high cuddled and ducked maybe afraid of the ball,

  • @cheschafer3494
    @cheschafer3494 4 роки тому +108

    Bruh this is below average 🤦‍♂️

    • @oats1608
      @oats1608 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 роки тому +9

      Abdalla Abdulhamid average guy not average player

    • @Destin5258
      @Destin5258 4 роки тому

      @@blanco7726 The average person has at least kicked a ball once before in their life, This guy was kicking like it was something completely alien to him.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 роки тому +9

      NorwegianNightmare you’re overestimating people’s ability to kick balls

    • @paddylong3
      @paddylong3 4 роки тому +8

      NorwegianNightmare taking free kicks is not easy, what he’s doing is pretty much bang on average

  • @tenko5541
    @tenko5541 3 роки тому +3

    He made good progress for the few days.

  • @dtoskar
    @dtoskar 4 роки тому +10

    Any Left Footers here? Not many of em, so I want to point that out.

  • @xexiasgaming556
    @xexiasgaming556 4 роки тому +5

    So much for the checklist he leaned foward everyshot

  • @mrjesusfg4753
    @mrjesusfg4753 4 роки тому +8

    Even the one he scored was completely poor technique 😂 Good video though.

  • @gray_gogy
    @gray_gogy 4 роки тому

    Trainer was like "did you pull a hamstring" which isn't an uncommon pro injury. He's like no I kicked it with my toe 😂😂

  • @69fabin
    @69fabin 4 роки тому

    The best part of the video is the brazilian music playing on the background as he's trying to score his free kicks. :-)