How to Survive French Waiters | Ft. Olivier Giraud

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  • @devm.9189
    @devm.9189 2 роки тому +299

    I fell off laughing seeing the waiters beat you for wrong genders.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Always awesome content.

    • @arasavulii174
      @arasavulii174 2 роки тому +7

      And it is “Le Monde”, not La Monde…

    • @sriharshacv7760
      @sriharshacv7760 2 роки тому

      I am having second thoughts about Paris. I do not want to spoil the good moments of my life because of rude people. Better to stick to America (there are racist zombies there but the probability of encountering them is lower than encountering rude people in more 'civilized places').

    • @dmsephiroth
      @dmsephiroth 2 роки тому

      I died laughing too xDDD

    • @lela8081
      @lela8081 Рік тому +3

      @@dmsephiroth same and indian doctors work in the kitchen🤣🤣🤣

  • @StellaOrdonez669
    @StellaOrdonez669 2 роки тому +149

    The baguette beating part was soo hilarious 😂

    • @sriharshacv7760
      @sriharshacv7760 2 роки тому

      Imagine that happening that in reality. Especially if you are a brown skinned person. You will hate the place forever.

  • @eileenbutterfly7856
    @eileenbutterfly7856 2 роки тому +60

    I died at "Un baguette,"

  • @d3nd3nd3nd3n
    @d3nd3nd3nd3n 2 роки тому +69

    "To see a doctor, you have to be... patient" ! BRILLIANT! =P

  • @fumuki9281
    @fumuki9281 2 роки тому +304

    As a French person who hates Paris (like at least 70% of the population) I love your videos 😂

    • @pratikshakhalane9484
      @pratikshakhalane9484 2 роки тому +2

      Why?

    • @ananthim7358
      @ananthim7358 2 роки тому +10

      @@pratikshakhalane9484 this video has enough reason ig

    • @Hoo88846
      @Hoo88846 2 роки тому +14

      I joined a Chinese tour group who led up to Paris. The tour guide warned us when we were driving into Paris “we are about to enter hell” 😂. Well, I like France so I find everything interesting there, including the trash on the streets 😂. Chinese American here fluent in Cantonese, Mandarin and English, and have studied French, Latin and Japanese. Bonjour 🤗

    • @mannshaft
      @mannshaft 2 роки тому +1

      Paris 🤢

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 2 роки тому +1

      Moi, tout ce que j'ai vu de Paris, c'est le métro qui relie les gares.

  • @diabeticmommy9135
    @diabeticmommy9135 2 роки тому +88

    For those who don't know, "Le Monde" (the world) is a french newspaper. It's masculine, but they wrote "*LA* Monde"(which is feminine) at 2:27.

    • @judesjewels7831
      @judesjewels7831 2 роки тому +6

      No doubt on purpose too!

    • @Hoo88846
      @Hoo88846 2 роки тому

      Yes, I noticed that mistake too. Should be masculine, le Monde, which came from the Latin word mundus, which means “world” and which gave rise to the English word “mundane”.

    • @diabeticmommy9135
      @diabeticmommy9135 2 роки тому +8

      I don't think it's a mistake tho

    • @Hoo88846
      @Hoo88846 2 роки тому +2

      Another mistake I found is with the word “loose”. They were talking about “loose our five star rating”. It should be “lose” (verb), not “loose” (adjective that means something different).

    • @tanosway3470
      @tanosway3470 2 роки тому +4

      I think it was on purpose

  • @withlovefromrussia
    @withlovefromrussia 2 роки тому +14

    Isn't he the Indian guy from the "iRabbit" ? 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

  • @bobon123
    @bobon123 2 роки тому +197

    I lived in France for few years, close to Belgium. This is _exactly_ my experience in Paris and Bruxelles. I asked for "some chocolate" in a chocolate shop in Bruxelles. The lady kept pretending she could not understand what I was asking for. The shop only sold chocolate.
    The rest of the Francophone area is not so bad (still, even in border / multicultural cities like Strasbourg there is an unreasonable expectation that a tourist should be able to speak French).

    • @arminius2960
      @arminius2960 2 роки тому +16

      My experience in Straßburg is absolutely different. Trying to order in french and the waiter instantly changed to German..... So either my french was so bad or she just wanted to be polite xD. Same in other places near Rhine.

    • @bobon123
      @bobon123 2 роки тому +11

      @@arminius2960 Oh yes, if you are German or if you speak German I have no doubt: in Strasbourg Alsatian (a German dialect, fully mutually intelligible) is as diffused - outside petite France I think that Alsatian is more diffused than French. But for me, that lived for 3 months in Strasbourg in 2012 without speaking French _or_ German, it was still a very peculiar experience. It happened to me a few times in restaurants in Strasbourg that there were _no_ waiter that _tried_ to speak with me in English. They simply gave up on the costumer.
      I mean, of course there are plenty of restaurants in Italy, Spain, or Greece without a waiter able to speak a decent English: I am completely aware that I am a guest and I should not expect others to speak my language. But it never happened to me that no waiter in the restaurant did _try_ to speak English or other languages I speak... and while Japanese is understandable not easy to find in Alsace, I speak a very decent Spanish and a fluent Italian and I am pretty sure that with a bit of an effort from both side communication would have been possible. Instead I clearly felt the staff was annoyed at me for not knowing any of the local languages.

    • @poja82
      @poja82 2 роки тому +5

      Sorry for your bad experience, I'm Strasburgeois and used to be a waiter, there is a problem in your interpetation. French is a language with a lot of polite phrases as a formal requirement. Usually people from Strasbourg are very polite to strangers as long as you use polite expressions, always start with "excusez moi, s'il vous plait" and always finish with "merci beaucoup"; For example, to ask a coffee you should say "excusez moi, un café s'il vous plait, merci beaucoup". If you dont do that, in french culture you are insulting the other person. If you find that absurd, that is your problem, you cannot ask the whole nation to adapt to you cultural references. So, as long as you do that everything should be fine. Also, dont speak english, french find that rude.

    • @bobon123
      @bobon123 2 роки тому +28

      @@poja82 "Also, dont speak english, french find that rude." that is exactly what I am referring to.
      I speak three languages fluently, French is not one of those even if I have a working knowledge of it. I do not expect that the other person can speak English, but a waiter cannot expect that all the tourists learn French before visiting France. There will be cases where we have to deal with my bad French or their bad English and try to understand each others, and that is fine: I do the same in Indonesia, China or Japan. No one get upset other than the French. The fact that French people find it rude if I speak English is not fine, it is nonsense. How would I speak if I cannot speak French? I can speak Spanish if they prefer, but it would not make the situation any better.

    • @poja82
      @poja82 2 роки тому +1

      @@bobon123 Thats the way it is, it does not mean french are rude.

  • @Gabistruwwelliese
    @Gabistruwwelliese Рік тому +14

    LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!! I freaking hate the way Parisians are so rude to everybody they are serving/attending. or passive aggressive. I did my PhD in Paris and part of my master. 4 years of hating social interaction with strangers. They say, oh, it's because tehre are a lot of foreigners... but noo. I'm from freaking Rio de Janeiro and we are not that toxic to ppl. Apart from that, Paris is lovely, and Parisians in their personal relations are lovely too.

  • @judesjewels7831
    @judesjewels7831 2 роки тому +63

    I love love LOVE Krishna's humour and how well done all the videos are! Today's been a rather depressing stressful day for me so as evening comes, it feels good to laugh. I rarely laugh at videos (smile or sometimes chuckle) but these almost always work for me. Thank you!!!

  • @dabsmomos
    @dabsmomos 2 роки тому +61

    As always Krishna never fails to entertain me and the yeah the tradition of making Krishna perform embarrassing stuff in public was also upheld.
    I saw the msg that said this video wld be delayed and I was wondering if the maker wld keep the tradition of making Krishna do weird stuff in public????

  • @Irl78
    @Irl78 Місяць тому +3

    How does this channel not have even 100k subs, underrated af

  • @SeriAnggerik-vm6sz
    @SeriAnggerik-vm6sz Рік тому +8

    Are waiters really that rude if you can't speak good french? What a scary place to visit.

  • @lasaintepatate4497
    @lasaintepatate4497 2 роки тому +52

    As a french i was wheezing while watching this video, it's so accurate 🤣🤣

  • @christelle3148
    @christelle3148 2 роки тому +35

    Très drôle et embarrassant pour nous ! 🙂

  • @hun3285
    @hun3285 2 роки тому +7

    I love this channel REALLY 😭

  • @sam_2579
    @sam_2579 2 роки тому +9

    "You've to be patient" 😂🤣

  • @deeemm4031
    @deeemm4031 2 роки тому +8

    LOL, that's really the impression you get with some waiters, brilliant! 😂

  • @judyp.
    @judyp. Рік тому +6

    I thought this clip couldn't get better , until I saw LA MONDE. Ohhhh this night with no sleep was well spent on my new UA-cam discovery!

  • @cmh3260
    @cmh3260 2 роки тому +21

    5 star rating in "bad TripAdvisor" 🤣

  • @mechatech9897
    @mechatech9897 Рік тому +5

    After seeing that beating, I'm never going to France in my entire life lol.

    • @kc4276
      @kc4276 Рік тому +1

      omg same

    • @00oxymore
      @00oxymore 8 місяців тому

      It's like eveything and everywhere.... quite true but a bit exaggerated :))
      But so so so funny 😂😂

  • @mortemoccasus2412
    @mortemoccasus2412 2 роки тому +13

    The f Salman's tainting here too🤣🤣 I like how everyone's a Jean here, Jean Marie, Jean Pierre and Jean paul. And 2:16 ave maria to rescue.🤣

  • @beared8844
    @beared8844 2 роки тому +20

    Im a french myself, i have to say this video was realy good : pace, background music (stereotype tho) , .. realy good
    of course a lot of stereotypes but made with humor so thats cool
    nice video ;)

    • @monk3yboy69
      @monk3yboy69 Рік тому

      @Beared You just know , by looking at the swanky cafe and nicely dressed waiters, it was going to be “selective “ service.
      If they don’t want you there , you’re not getting served .
      Got to love the French

  • @Lam-ey4lm
    @Lam-ey4lm Рік тому +5

    I have watched this many times and still find it funny. Always love the baguette beating part😂😂

  • @aswathik1595
    @aswathik1595 2 роки тому +12

    I was totally tired waiting for your video. Finally got it 🤩💗

  • @aliajed6150
    @aliajed6150 2 роки тому +5

    As a French girl totally right ! The French staff in cafe are so “aigris”. I have a tips “Hey change of job or do your job correctly with small please 😊

  • @tofumonster8913
    @tofumonster8913 2 роки тому +24

    The baguette bit was epic 😁

  • @graceagendia
    @graceagendia Рік тому +15

    I lost it when they started hitting you with the baguettes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great stuff. Your channel is so underrated.

  • @bropro1553
    @bropro1553 2 роки тому +5

    "Can't you see I have 2 hands"
    *Yeah broo I sometimes use my bick for holding things*

  • @huaiscrblol5077
    @huaiscrblol5077 2 роки тому +20

    This guy’s energy is amazing

  • @2Baisas
    @2Baisas Рік тому +6

    The baguette beating was funny, but I lost it at the kitchen scene with the doctor, the particle physicist, and our hero as "Bhagwant Singh from Paris." Priceless.

  • @ellyra412
    @ellyra412 Рік тому +10

    Ok this is hilarious but I think you should all know that using "Garçon" to call a waiter is actually super condescending and is now considered insulting in France. We are no longer in the 1950s

    • @Adventeuan
      @Adventeuan 2 місяці тому +1

      In greek we still use it lol.
      And we're no longer in the 1950s? And what?

    • @ing-mariekoppel1637
      @ing-mariekoppel1637 2 місяці тому +2

      What's wrong with the 1950s ? We had
      many good things back then that shd never hv bn taken away.

    • @ellyra412
      @ellyra412 2 місяці тому

      ​@@AdventeuanI just meant by that, that "Garçon" was used in France in the 1950s. That's all. The language has now evolved and it is considered rude to use it now. You do you in Greece

  • @vairpalefroi
    @vairpalefroi 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm glad that this iRabbit consultant finally got flashback from French regarding pronunciation issues 😂

  • @arvindd.4799
    @arvindd.4799 2 роки тому +7

    😂😂😂 never stop making these

  • @jeanettekeppel
    @jeanettekeppel 2 роки тому +3

    This video puts me off from visiting France....

    • @lela8081
      @lela8081 Рік тому

      Same..and my boyfriend is French i have to visit his family.After these im affraid

    • @gigiatlas2364
      @gigiatlas2364 Рік тому

      It does? Then PLEASE, keep out of there, they don't need your level of stupidity

  • @hajarmatveeva
    @hajarmatveeva Рік тому +1

    PhDs in the kitchen? Especially in physics? No way!

  • @mimozashaqiri8529
    @mimozashaqiri8529 Рік тому +4

    Haha “La Monde” intentionally ?

  • @vtheb1299
    @vtheb1299 2 роки тому +14

    I'm already laughing 😂

  • @DezMarivette
    @DezMarivette 2 роки тому +27

    You know what, that 2 hour wait felt real at first. Obviously this isn’t all waiters… but they’re definitely out there 😜

  • @dtroy4807
    @dtroy4807 2 роки тому +2

    As a french, i have gasped when he said " Un baguette ", truly unacceptable

  • @simon3953
    @simon3953 2 роки тому +6

    2:20 🤣

  • @glendam1148
    @glendam1148 22 дні тому +1

    So funny. All of your videos are brilliant. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 Рік тому +2

    Damn I love your content. People not watching this channel are missing out.

  • @kanikamaheshwari9732
    @kanikamaheshwari9732 Рік тому +8

    La baguette qui ne casse jamais 😂
    Vos vidéos est extrêmement pratique et marrante😂

    • @callin_p
      @callin_p Рік тому +1

      😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @majy1735
    @majy1735 Рік тому +2

    Mind you, French waiters are self-centred and rude with everyone, including with native French-speakers and French people.

  • @yuliaaisha5837
    @yuliaaisha5837 2 роки тому +20

    *Imagine if Karens use baguettes instead of broom*

  • @s.ebright7620
    @s.ebright7620 5 місяців тому

    this is the best thing on UA-cam. Thanks!

  • @soul77736
    @soul77736 2 роки тому +11

    Clicked at the speed of light when saw the notification

  • @poja82
    @poja82 2 роки тому +13

    Awesome video, but there is a mistake, i'm french and I used to be a waiter before teaching french. Tips are normal in france, please tip the waiters. 10 percent of the cost is the normal tip.

  • @carlosmillan7933
    @carlosmillan7933 2 роки тому +7

    The worst service in the world, they are so rude and sometimes mean.

  • @funny_069
    @funny_069 2 роки тому +9

    wow, the waiter was so kind😂😂😂😂

  • @cmh3260
    @cmh3260 2 роки тому +4

    Awesome as Always thank you🤣☺️😘

  • @izounokuda5461
    @izounokuda5461 2 роки тому +4

    GhaGhaGhaGhaGhaGha laughing like nutty French who isn't French at all

  • @kryptoniridium
    @kryptoniridium Рік тому +2

    Wait until the French waiters hear what Americans are calling a crossdresser.

  • @pinochioo5678
    @pinochioo5678 Рік тому +1

    waiter is the priest lol im dying

  • @lilie3633
    @lilie3633 2 роки тому +2

    Lol, I'm french and it's funny. But you know when people say "un baguette" it's so cute. 😉

  • @languagesandstuff
    @languagesandstuff Рік тому +1

    Dude, you guys make chuckle!

  • @Leigh-lq2uf
    @Leigh-lq2uf 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks for the laugh!!

  • @flowerpetal123
    @flowerpetal123 2 роки тому +2

    So that's what baguette is used for

  • @thierryalbert2228
    @thierryalbert2228 Рік тому +2

    I still want to cook the rabbit 🤣. Thank you very much 😊

  • @LetrasEsFr
    @LetrasEsFr 2 роки тому +4

    Well, just avoid expensive Cafés. Try something cheaper, they treat people better.

  • @gouki1394
    @gouki1394 2 роки тому +3

    A baguette well salted and left in the sun to harden it makes a good weapon! ^^

  • @rafindeed
    @rafindeed 3 місяці тому

    Thats it. Ive decided to learn french to just argue and be a heckler with french waiters

  • @MrCatwalkonramp
    @MrCatwalkonramp 2 роки тому +2

    The Indian guy looks too much like Keegan-Michael Key

  • @abhranilroy9180
    @abhranilroy9180 2 роки тому +4

    Olivier Giraud 💀💀

  • @utpalpaul7424
    @utpalpaul7424 2 роки тому +2

    The main character in Red shirt is Indian 💐

  • @Florence3121
    @Florence3121 8 місяців тому +1

    So much truth in those 4 minutes

  • @thisworld4546
    @thisworld4546 2 роки тому +11

    This video is hilarious and I watched twice! But being someone who visits France several times a year - I am in love with the country - I can say that there is no such thing as French rudeness. Not only that they are polite, but kind and hospitable too. They have Frenchness in themselves of course, but no bit of it is the rudeness. Je t'aime France!❤

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, that depends where you are : people in the North are very welcoming but beware if you enter région parisienne, it's hell on Earth.

    • @lela8081
      @lela8081 2 роки тому +4

      Are they beating people with baugette?

  • @her2558
    @her2558 2 роки тому +8

    you should get more subscriber dude

  • @oldskoolmusicnostalgia
    @oldskoolmusicnostalgia Рік тому +6

    American tourists trying to pronounce foreign words is comedy that will never end 🤣🤣 they try so hard yet still can never get certain syllables right. Living in France for 3 years I was never too bothered with the behaviour of the waiters. But then I travelled to Italy this year and noticed it's so different there, the waiters are much more helpful and amicable.

  • @bobl.1044
    @bobl.1044 Рік тому +1

    Why do I keep thinking Olivier Giroud? 😂😂😂

  • @thatgirlwithherheadinthecl8777
    @thatgirlwithherheadinthecl8777 2 роки тому +4

    Lmfao I love you guys

  • @mzkhshd277
    @mzkhshd277 2 роки тому +12

    I love your guys contents, always!, It's a joke but also give us education🤓👍

  • @gundarsmiks4889
    @gundarsmiks4889 2 роки тому +1

    Wow. Its tough out there... Le baguette!!!

  • @sanmari1071
    @sanmari1071 Рік тому +3

    It is funny untill you visit Paris and you start to hate these rude French😢

  • @sandrastalin7408
    @sandrastalin7408 Рік тому +2

    Paris is so beautiful and traditional so much culture tasty foods

  • @lisboa77777
    @lisboa77777 2 роки тому +2

    Why the waiter was angry when the girl said “salad without cheese “ ?

    • @lela8081
      @lela8081 Рік тому +2

      Because French people likes cheese

  • @thayrlaashynaya
    @thayrlaashynaya 2 роки тому +2

    Hahajahajajhaja no words hahahajjanannaajanana

  • @XyzAbc-mp1rw
    @XyzAbc-mp1rw 2 роки тому +3

    Superbe

  • @DiggerWhoops
    @DiggerWhoops 2 роки тому +2

    Je vous adore! How's my French? Not bad for an American, eh? LOL!

  • @paddotk
    @paddotk Рік тому +9

    French people being displeased when someone (also tourists) doesn't speak great French, is very true.

  • @gundarsmiks4889
    @gundarsmiks4889 2 роки тому +1

    We all know ,Le bagguette, is the right way to say it!!!

  • @antoninteissier9762
    @antoninteissier9762 2 роки тому +1

    "La Monde" xD

  • @animeturnMMD
    @animeturnMMD 8 місяців тому +1

    "Actually the french are quite tolerant of the linguistic shortcomings of foreigners"... nope they aren't...

  • @FreyaMaluk
    @FreyaMaluk 2 роки тому

    you are such a goof... damn.. so good!

  • @MrLgtm
    @MrLgtm Рік тому +2

    to be honest paris is the WORST place you can find on restaurant service - but still we cant stop going back.... ok maybe we deserve this!

  • @yeldatanrvermis2629
    @yeldatanrvermis2629 Рік тому +1

    I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @s.ebright7620
    @s.ebright7620 5 місяців тому

    I'm coming. Calm down.

  • @d3nd3nd3nd3n
    @d3nd3nd3nd3n 2 роки тому +1

    HILARIOUS! So good! )(

  • @emms8
    @emms8 2 роки тому +2

    so funny yet so scary 😬😅

  • @sebastienh1100
    @sebastienh1100 2 роки тому +9

    Very accurate

  • @fakiAZer
    @fakiAZer 2 роки тому

    that's sponsor was so smooth mon ami

  • @ArpanX.
    @ArpanX. 2 роки тому +6

    Lol....

  • @AmitSharmaTheMariachi
    @AmitSharmaTheMariachi Рік тому +1

    Show the waiters the menu instead.

  • @Lam-ey4lm
    @Lam-ey4lm 2 роки тому +2

    Omg this is so funny 😂😂😂 i laughed a lot

  • @rakaasadullah7477
    @rakaasadullah7477 Рік тому +2

    *french waiters beat tourist because tourist misgendering words*
    karen trans: EXCUSE ME?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT WORD GENDER?!

  • @akawojo
    @akawojo Рік тому +1

    sooo gooood!

  • @arjun12527
    @arjun12527 2 роки тому +5

    Iill est parfait...:). jai une experience similaire a paris....cest dope bro! :)

    • @geethulekshmi6340
      @geethulekshmi6340 2 роки тому

      👌

    • @arjun12527
      @arjun12527 2 роки тому

      @@geethulekshmi6340 Mallu Spotted!

    • @arjun12527
      @arjun12527 2 роки тому

      @Shruti Yadav Yeah once!

    • @s9ka972
      @s9ka972 2 роки тому

      Mallus എല്ലായിടത്തും . UA-cam is a place where you can spot a Mallu even in African vlogs .

    • @s9ka972
      @s9ka972 2 роки тому

      @Shruti Yadav BTW Yadav മലയാളിയാണോ .haven't heard some one with that surname .

  • @davidvincent8929
    @davidvincent8929 Рік тому +1

    WOW. FINALLY, LIKE THE IRISH, YOU HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT CALMED ME.
    CHEERIOS.
    UP THE REPUBLIC 🇮🇪☘️🍀. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 👑.

  • @Jermeister
    @Jermeister Рік тому +1

    Those wasted baguettes when there are children starving in..
    ..oh, nevermind. 😬